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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(BELL TOLLING)

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(CHOIR SINGING)

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(PLAYERS CHANTING
INDISTINCTLY)

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(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

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(CHOIR SINGING CONTINUES)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Oh, hello, there!

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Didn't see you creeping up
behind me.

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Welcome. Come on, come in here
and listen

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to this wonderful tale of woe.

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Not woe as in,
"Ah, bummer, man!"

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But woe as in,
"Whoa! That's amazing!

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"I can't believe that pretty
much actually happened!

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"With a couple
of embellishments

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"along the way."

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<i>Our tale is a tale
of two islands.</i>

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<i>One is a teeny-weeny
beautiful,</i>

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<i>little tropical island
in the Pacific Ocean</i>

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<i>called American Samoa.</i>

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<i>Home to a wonderful people,
who are deeply religious,</i>

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<i>hardworking and deeply religious.</i>

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<i>But the other island,
that was a man.</i>

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<i>The Palagi white man!</i>

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And just like
any incredible story,

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our tale begins
with utter humiliation.

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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COMMENTATOR 1: <i>Well, here
they come. American Samoa.</i>

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<i>A bit of smiling going on,
but some apprehension as well.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, that's the first one.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Goal!
It's three.</i>

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{\an8}<i>They scored again.
Five for the Socceroos.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Goodness me. Humiliation.
Boys against men.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Oh dear, oh dear.
Hard to keep count.</i>

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{\an8}<i>It's getting embarrassing.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Goal. Goal. Goal.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Just too easy. Goal.</i>

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(GOALKEEPER GRUNTS)

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- (SIGHS)
- COMMENTATOR 2: <i>Thirty-one. American Samoa</i>

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<i>on the wrong end
of the biggest</i>

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<i>World Cup hammering ever.</i>

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PRIEST: <i>And 10 years later,
they were just as bad.</i>

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{\an8}<i>In fact, I think they had
actually gotten worse.</i>

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{\an8}(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

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{\an8}Come on!

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(PLAYERS CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

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(IN ENGLISH) American Samoa!

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(PLAYERS CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

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- TEAM: (IN ENGLISH) Samoa!
- PLAYER 1: Samoa!

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{\an8}You guys suck!

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{\an8}OPPOSITION PLAYER:
Oh, we're going to lose.

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{\an8}(<i>MUSIKA MALIE</i>
BY L.E.A.O PLAYING)

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PLAYER 1: Okay, we can do it.
Come on.

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We're going already!

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(PLAYERS CHATTERING)

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TAVITA: What are you doing?
COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>

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Oh, my gloves
weren't even on yet.

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- Pisa, put your gloves on.
- I'm not even ready!

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PLAYER 2: Come on!

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(PLAYERS CHATTERING)

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- (LAUGHING)
- Help, help, help!

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COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>

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Move out. Move out.

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(PISA GRUNTS)

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- COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>
- (LAUGHING)

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- (PISA GRUNTS)
<i>- Goal!</i>

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- (PISA SOBBING)
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)

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That was
a terrible first half.

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And now I'm forced
to give you a growling.

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Are you ready
for the growling? Hmm?

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TEAM: Yes.
ACE: Okay, you asked for it.

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Get ready.

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You were bad. You are bad.

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That was bad.

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Where's the heart?
Where's the spirit?

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You have to play
with heart and spirit.

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You're bad. Bad!

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Okay, Ace,
I'll take over from here.

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Yeah, I think that's best, yeah.

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Okay, gentlemen, listen up.

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In case you don't know me,
I'm Tavita Taumua.

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I'm the President
of the Football Federation

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of American Samoa.

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But I think you all
do know me.

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- Hi, son.
- Hey, Dad.

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TAVITA: I'm here
to beg something

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from you for the second half.

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I know we've never ever
scored a goal, ever!

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But we have to
because I've made a bet

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with the heads
of the football federations

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from the other islands

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that we could.

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And if we don't,

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they're going to draw
a lady boobs on my face.

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That's some
pretty powerful motivation.

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ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKER)
<i>Both teams,</i>

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<i>- please return to the field.</i>
- Okay! 45 minutes left!

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Let's go, American Samoa!

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(TEAM CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

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ALL: (IN ENGLISH) One heart!

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(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

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(ALL CHEERING)

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ACE: (IN ENGLISH) Hey, guys,
heads up.

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Not all of the goals went in.

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So, that's heart and spirit.
Right, Tavita?

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Ace, you're a lovely guy,
but you're a terrible coach.

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You're sacked.

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Okay, cool. That seems fair.

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Yeah, take a look.

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Count the boobs.

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Count them.

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Individual boobs or pairs?

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I'll save you the trouble.
There's 11 pairs.

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- Eleven pairs.
- (WHISTLES)

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They drew these
with permanent marker.

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You know what permanent means?

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Forever!

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Aren't you guys sick
of losing?

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We haven't scored one goal
in the history

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of our country trying
to have a soccer team.

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Doesn't that strike you
as odd?

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Mark my words,

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things are going to change.

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I'm going to get us
a new coach.

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TEAM: Huh?

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New coach.

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(SIGHS) Where am I going
to find a new coach?

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You have to look off island.

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No, that's treason.

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Treason is sending
that poor team

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to play games they have
no hope of winning.

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You have to think
outside the box.

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Hmm, well, sometimes the box

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is too small
to think inside of.

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Maybe I will do it.

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I've already done it.

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I've rung the American
Football Federation

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to put an ad up for the job.

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Dad, we don't need some Palagi
with his white savior complex

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to come teach us
how to play soccer.

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Daru!

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But there's so many other
great coaches on the island.

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- Like who?
- Like Ace.

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I sacked him.

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He's no good with pressure.
He hates pressure.

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You hate pressure,
don't you, Ace?

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Yeah, that's true. I hate it.

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There's only four weeks to the
World Cup qualifier, Dad.

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We should just get a coach
from the island.

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- (EXCLAIMS)
- Don't make me

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- hit you with this sandal.
- (WHIMPERS)

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We are getting a real coach.
That's it!

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And don't think
I haven't noticed

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those big boobs on your face.

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Whose boobs are those?

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I don't know,
they're drawings.

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Drawings of boobs
are a gateway

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to the real thing.

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Be careful, my mister.

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(EXHALES)

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THOMAS: Look,
I know this season

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didn't go as planned.

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It's known
as the beautiful game,

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but let's face it,
it's a complicated game, guys.

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Football, soccer,
as you like to call it,

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is like life. You know?

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You're riding high in April
and shot down in May.

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Um, next season, I think,
we have a real shot.

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As long as you, uh, trust me
and allow me

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to play the system
that I like to play.

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ALEX: Uh, I'm sorry, uh,
Thomas, did nobody tell you?

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You're... You're fired.

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Did honestly nobody tell you?

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- Rhys, did you not...
- RHYS: Yeah, of course, I...

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I'm fired? Are you joking?
Are you kidding me?

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Obviously, you're in shock,
which is understandable.

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And it is only natural
that you go through

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the five stages of grief,

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which Rhys, I think,
you have a...

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RHYS: Yes. Thank you, Alex.
We'll just quickly run this...

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Thank you, Chris. There we go.
Yep, too far. Release it.

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Now, to... You've lost it.

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Settle it there.
Just, yep, there we go.

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Thanks, Chris. Spin it round.

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- No, you got to flip it.
- ALEX: Flip the...

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Yep, there we go.
And spin it round.

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Stage one, denial.

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This is not happening.

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There it is. That's it,
that's classic denial.

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Good news is,
you got two options. Rhys?

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Option one, that's where
you're currently at.

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ALEX: Or...
RHYS: Chris?

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Pacific Ocean?

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Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no.
Specifically, American Samoa.

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THOMAS: American Samoa?

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Are you serious?
Is this a joke?

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Gail, do you know about this?

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Yes, it was my idea.

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Can't believe
you'd do this to me!

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- I deserve some respect.
- Oh, boy.

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I'm the only one in this room

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that knows anything
about this game.

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Stage two. Anger.

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ALEX: That anger is real.

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Was he this angry
when you were married?

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He was calmer before.

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Thomas, you need to stop
thinking about this

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as some kind of punishment.

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This could be
a chance to heal.

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Maybe find a new direction.

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ALEX: Oh, Gail!

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God, I love that, Gail.
That is so good. Excellent.

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I played this game
at the top level.

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This isn't fair.

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ALEX: Fair?

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You want to know about fair?

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Oh, here we go.

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ALEX: Let me tell you
a story, buddy.

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(CLEARS THROAT) When I was
a kid, I had this dog.

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And I loved this dog.

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But then, he got older.

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And I guess he had
some anger issues.

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Wasn't the same dog.

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My dad said that we needed
to put the dog down.

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So, we take him outside,

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and this dog,
he is whimpering.

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We're taking him out.
"Oh, no, this isn't fair.

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"Remember how good
I was in the past?"

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And my dad made me
take that dog outside

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- and drown him in the pond.
- (RHYS SIGHS)

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I'm the dog in this story?

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No, of course not.
I'm just telling you the story

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about my dog
when I was growing up.

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And the fact that my dad
was a bit of an asshole.

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Okay, look.

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I can change.

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I'm flexible, guys.

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Let's not make
any rash decisions here.

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ALEX: Really,
really good stuff, Thomas.

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You are smoking through these.

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RHYS: There's only two left.
ALEX: Oh, that's great.

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- (SIGHS)
- 'Cause I got to...

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- Wow.
- Chris?

245
00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:57,913
We only got one left.

246
00:10:57,996 --> 00:11:00,040
And it's my favorite one
of all.

247
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,501
(SIGHS)

248
00:11:08,215 --> 00:11:10,217
(<i>PACIFIC OCEAN</i>
BY SHAFT PLAYING)

249
00:11:53,677 --> 00:11:55,303
(INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT)

250
00:11:56,513 --> 00:11:58,849
Mr. Rongen? Mr. Rongen,
hello, Mr. Rongen.

251
00:11:59,057 --> 00:12:00,475
<i>Welcome to American Samoa.</i>

252
00:12:00,642 --> 00:12:01,893
<i>What is this shit?</i>

253
00:12:01,977 --> 00:12:03,895
(CHUCKLES) No naughty words,
pretty please.

254
00:12:04,062 --> 00:12:05,814
<i>This is</i> Who's On The Plane?

255
00:12:06,022 --> 00:12:08,233
American Samoa's
top-rated show.

256
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,236
We interview people who travel
to the island on the plane.

257
00:12:11,403 --> 00:12:13,947
<i>Well, I guess what everyone
at home wants to know is</i>

258
00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:16,241
<i>why have you come
halfway across the world</i>

259
00:12:16,408 --> 00:12:18,577
to coach the worst soccer team
in the world?

260
00:12:20,704 --> 00:12:23,874
<i>I have a very particular
set of skills.</i>

261
00:12:24,499 --> 00:12:27,169
<i>Skills I've acquired
over a very long career.</i>

262
00:12:27,335 --> 00:12:29,421
<i>Skills that make me
a nightmare</i>

263
00:12:29,504 --> 00:12:31,089
<i>for people like you.</i>

264
00:12:31,923 --> 00:12:34,384
<i>I've come here to impasse</i>

265
00:12:34,468 --> 00:12:36,219
<i>my knowledge
and unique insight</i>

266
00:12:36,386 --> 00:12:39,556
<i>into the beautiful game
and turn this team around.</i>

267
00:12:39,723 --> 00:12:41,141
<i>I'm not God,</i>

268
00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:42,934
<i>but I may as well be.</i>

269
00:12:43,101 --> 00:12:45,687
<i>Because I perform
more miracles than him.</i>

270
00:12:47,063 --> 00:12:50,192
Okay, well,
one thing's for sure.

271
00:12:50,358 --> 00:12:53,153
The new coach
is very friendly and outgoing.

272
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,155
<i>We'll see you next time
for another edition</i>

273
00:12:55,238 --> 00:12:57,115
<i>of</i> Who's On The Plane?

274
00:12:57,699 --> 00:12:59,242
Mr. Thomas Rongen!

275
00:12:59,326 --> 00:13:01,453
(SIGHS) It's very nice
to meet you.

276
00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:03,330
I am Tavita, I'm the President

277
00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:05,832
of the Football Federation
of American Samoa.

278
00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:08,293
And also the cameraman
for <i>Who's On The Plane?</i>

279
00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:10,837
It's a small island.
We all have lots of jobs.

280
00:13:11,004 --> 00:13:12,422
Now, as an honored guest,

281
00:13:12,506 --> 00:13:13,840
we have a very special
surprise

282
00:13:14,007 --> 00:13:15,342
waiting outside. Okay?

283
00:13:15,509 --> 00:13:16,801
So, Gus will look after you.

284
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:18,470
Yeah, you'll love this.

285
00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:22,265
This is so exciting!
Guys! Guys!

286
00:13:22,432 --> 00:13:23,975
Dad, why are we here?

287
00:13:24,142 --> 00:13:26,895
It's all part of my exciting
master surprise plan.

288
00:13:27,062 --> 00:13:30,023
Gentlemen, I am proud
to officially announce

289
00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:31,983
our new official
national coach

290
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:34,069
of the American Samoa
soccer team.

291
00:13:34,152 --> 00:13:36,154
(TEAM MUTTERING EXCITEDLY)

292
00:13:37,197 --> 00:13:39,991
He's played with some of
the top players in the world.

293
00:13:40,075 --> 00:13:41,201
TEAM: Oh.

294
00:13:41,284 --> 00:13:44,579
And, he's originally
from Europe.

295
00:13:44,663 --> 00:13:46,039
TEAM: Oh.

296
00:13:46,122 --> 00:13:50,293
So, let's give him a warm
American Samoan welcome!

297
00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:52,671
ACE: Um, okay, guys, hey...

298
00:13:52,754 --> 00:13:54,756
(TEAM SINGING IN SAMOAN)

299
00:14:10,063 --> 00:14:11,856
(IN ENGLISH)
Your chariot awaits.

300
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:15,068
(TEAM VOCALIZING)

301
00:14:18,113 --> 00:14:19,114
Okay, okay.

302
00:14:20,574 --> 00:14:21,741
Yeah, great stuff, guys.

303
00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:23,410
I think he feels
really welcome.

304
00:14:23,493 --> 00:14:24,828
We'll see you at training.

305
00:14:24,911 --> 00:14:25,912
Hey. Dad,

306
00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:27,706
how many offshore people
applied for the job?

307
00:14:27,914 --> 00:14:29,541
Oh, the response
was incredible!

308
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:31,126
Yeah? How many
people responded?

309
00:14:31,293 --> 00:14:32,586
TAVITA: Well, there was him.

310
00:14:33,128 --> 00:14:34,337
Yeah, it was just him.

311
00:14:34,504 --> 00:14:36,464
But the fact
that he responded,

312
00:14:36,548 --> 00:14:38,174
absolutely incredible.

313
00:14:38,341 --> 00:14:39,384
I really think things

314
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:41,136
are gonna turn around.
You know, son?

315
00:14:41,303 --> 00:14:42,804
It's like in <i>The Matrix.</i>

316
00:14:42,971 --> 00:14:46,057
I think this man is the Neo.

317
00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:49,019
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

318
00:14:52,314 --> 00:14:54,107
TAVITA: <i>Welcome
to American Samoa.</i>

319
00:14:54,482 --> 00:14:58,320
<i>With a population
of</i> 57,534 <i>people,</i>

320
00:14:58,612 --> 00:15:01,323
{\an8}<i>American Samoa is a United
States territory</i>

321
00:15:01,698 --> 00:15:05,076
<i>like Puerto Rico, but much
smaller and further away.</i>

322
00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:09,039
<i>The two main exports
are NFL players and tuna.</i>

323
00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:10,790
<i>It should not be confused</i>

324
00:15:10,874 --> 00:15:13,126
<i>with the independent nation
of Samoa</i>

325
00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:15,420
<i>with their cocky,
stuck-up people</i>

326
00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:18,590
<i>always bragging about
their 24-hour McDonald's.</i>

327
00:15:18,757 --> 00:15:20,508
<i>- Even though we are both Samoan...
- Hey.</i>

328
00:15:20,592 --> 00:15:21,885
<i>...there are two Samoas.</i>

329
00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:23,470
Can you drive faster?

330
00:15:23,553 --> 00:15:25,472
<i>Oh, I would never break
the speed limit.</i>

331
00:15:25,722 --> 00:15:28,350
<i>It's 20 miles per hour
across the whole island.</i>

332
00:15:28,516 --> 00:15:30,101
<i>Interesting fact. The bird</i>

333
00:15:30,185 --> 00:15:32,395
<i>on the flag
of American Samoa...</i>

334
00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:37,233
Welcome to your new
accommodation.

335
00:15:37,776 --> 00:15:39,611
Oh, that's your car,

336
00:15:39,694 --> 00:15:42,197
so you can move
around the island at will.

337
00:15:43,698 --> 00:15:44,699
Mmm-hmm.

338
00:15:44,783 --> 00:15:47,952
And now,
the <i>pièce de résidence.</i>

339
00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:55,543
Your castle awaits.

340
00:15:56,961 --> 00:15:58,421
Your landlord is Sione.

341
00:15:58,505 --> 00:15:59,839
He lives in the house
next door.

342
00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:01,883
And he is available
seven-twenty-four

343
00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:03,635
to address your every need.

344
00:16:03,802 --> 00:16:05,220
Seven-twenty-four?

345
00:16:05,387 --> 00:16:07,013
Seven days out
of every twenty-four.

346
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,517
Well, I'll let you
get settled in.

347
00:16:10,684 --> 00:16:13,520
And I will leave this <i>Welcome
to American Samoa</i> video here

348
00:16:13,687 --> 00:16:16,189
for you to peruse
at your leisure.

349
00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:19,192
The qualifiers are only
four weeks away, Mr. Rongen.

350
00:16:19,359 --> 00:16:22,570
All I want from our team
is just one goal.

351
00:16:22,737 --> 00:16:24,155
One goal.

352
00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:28,702
One goal.

353
00:16:29,452 --> 00:16:31,454
(<i>NAUMATI LAGONA</i>
BY THE FIVE STARS PLAYING)

354
00:16:40,213 --> 00:16:41,339
(CHIMES)

355
00:16:46,803 --> 00:16:48,012
(CHIMES)

356
00:16:49,806 --> 00:16:51,641
(PHONE OPERATOR
SPEAKING SAMOAN)

357
00:16:51,725 --> 00:16:52,726
(IN ENGLISH) Hello?

358
00:16:54,477 --> 00:16:57,897
Hello? Can I use the phone?

359
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:21,463
REPORTER: (ON TV)
<i>Rongen won the MLS</i>

360
00:17:21,546 --> 00:17:22,714
<i>Coach of the Year award</i>

361
00:17:22,881 --> 00:17:24,966
<i>and coached the US men's
national team.</i>

362
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:27,051
<i>But his career
went mysteriously</i>

363
00:17:27,135 --> 00:17:28,887
<i>off the rails two years ago.</i>

364
00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:31,598
<i>And I think the question
we're all wondering is...</i>

365
00:17:31,765 --> 00:17:33,725
<i>Why have you come halfway
across the world</i>

366
00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:36,853
<i>to coach the worst soccer team
in the world?</i>

367
00:17:40,857 --> 00:17:41,858
REPORTER: <i>Coach Rongen has</i>

368
00:17:41,941 --> 00:17:43,359
{\an8}- <i>a colorful reputation.
- What, what, what, what?</i>

369
00:17:43,485 --> 00:17:44,694
{\an8}(BLEEPING)

370
00:17:44,944 --> 00:17:46,863
<i>But the team is hopeful
he can save them</i>

371
00:17:46,946 --> 00:17:49,115
<i>from another
international humiliation.</i>

372
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:52,035
<i>We caught up with him
as he got off the plane.</i>

373
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:53,661
<i>Welcome to American Samoa.</i>

374
00:17:53,745 --> 00:17:54,746
<i>What is this</i> (BLEEP)<i>?</i>

375
00:17:54,829 --> 00:17:58,166
Oh, you're from TV.
Famous guy.

376
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,126
Welcome
to the convenience store.

377
00:18:00,293 --> 00:18:01,920
I see you found
our conveniently

378
00:18:02,003 --> 00:18:04,172
located libation station.

379
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:06,925
And conveniently, we're
the local movie rental place.

380
00:18:07,175 --> 00:18:08,885
And the convenient
dreamcatcher outlet.

381
00:18:09,052 --> 00:18:11,805
You guys have a public phone
that I could use?

382
00:18:11,888 --> 00:18:13,097
(BELL TOLLING)

383
00:18:13,181 --> 00:18:14,182
THOMAS: Hello?

384
00:18:14,849 --> 00:18:15,850
Excuse me?

385
00:18:16,351 --> 00:18:17,352
Hello?

386
00:18:21,648 --> 00:18:22,649
What the...

387
00:18:26,694 --> 00:18:28,696
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

388
00:18:33,701 --> 00:18:34,702
(THOMAS GASPS)

389
00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:37,080
(GRUNTS, WHIMPERS)

390
00:18:38,331 --> 00:18:39,707
Now, we gonna do
the Hollywood.

391
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:41,835
Ah, and that's where
you grab your leg.

392
00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:45,255
Ah, and it's really sore,
and you fall down. Hollywood.

393
00:18:45,338 --> 00:18:46,673
(EXCLAIMS) Arnold!

394
00:18:46,756 --> 00:18:49,008
(TEAM EXCLAIMS, GROANS)

395
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,344
Get up! Up, up, up!

396
00:18:51,511 --> 00:18:53,930
Oh, nice. Now, we're gonna
practice pointing and blaming

397
00:18:54,097 --> 00:18:56,266
where you point to someone
and just blame them.

398
00:18:56,599 --> 00:18:57,767
SAMSON: Wait, wait, wait.

399
00:18:58,184 --> 00:19:00,186
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

400
00:19:00,645 --> 00:19:01,646
(TEAM LAUGHS)

401
00:19:01,729 --> 00:19:03,982
Ah. Mr. Rongen. (CHUCKLES)

402
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:09,070
Nice, little buddy. Okay.

403
00:19:09,237 --> 00:19:11,906
Go into the shop, get me
that bottle we talked about.

404
00:19:12,073 --> 00:19:13,533
Off you go.
Thanks, little buddy.

405
00:19:14,284 --> 00:19:15,285
Run!

406
00:19:15,785 --> 00:19:17,078
Well, gentlemen.

407
00:19:18,454 --> 00:19:19,956
I've been watching you.

408
00:19:20,123 --> 00:19:22,542
And it's safe to say,
you're useless.

409
00:19:22,709 --> 00:19:27,046
You have zero talent, skill
or understanding of the game.

410
00:19:27,463 --> 00:19:32,010
That is why we're gonna work
on two very simple things.

411
00:19:32,176 --> 00:19:34,345
Fitness and discipline.

412
00:19:34,762 --> 00:19:36,723
<i>Cacio</i> and the <i>pepe.</i>

413
00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:37,932
Cheese and pepper.

414
00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:41,311
Simple dish
but when made well, exquisite.

415
00:19:41,477 --> 00:19:42,729
So, this is what
we're gonna do.

416
00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:45,481
We're gonna get into two lines
and we're gonna do sprints.

417
00:19:45,648 --> 00:19:47,317
Down to the goal and back.

418
00:19:48,151 --> 00:19:49,402
Two lines! Suicides!

419
00:19:49,569 --> 00:19:52,739
Cheese and pepper!
Come on, let's go! Go!

420
00:19:52,947 --> 00:19:54,115
Why are we doing this?

421
00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:56,034
Because I want to see
what you're made of.

422
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,161
You're all a bunch
of Daniel-sans.

423
00:19:58,328 --> 00:19:59,704
And I'm Mr. Miyagi.

424
00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:02,415
I want to see how many of you
can make the full 90 minutes.

425
00:20:02,582 --> 00:20:04,792
Let's go! <i>Cacio pepe!</i>

426
00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:06,878
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

427
00:20:15,261 --> 00:20:16,304
- Oh, Jaiyah.
- Hi!

428
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,681
Hi, boys.

429
00:20:19,182 --> 00:20:21,100
Hey, hey, guys!
What's going on?

430
00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:23,227
What were we just
talking about? Discipline.

431
00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:25,647
All right. 200 sit-ups down
at the goal.

432
00:20:26,064 --> 00:20:27,065
- Go!
- (TEAM GROANING)

433
00:20:28,232 --> 00:20:29,233
Go, go, 200!

434
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,985
Hey, coach,
I'm so sorry I'm late.

435
00:20:31,069 --> 00:20:32,737
THOMAS: Oh. Ah, ah.

436
00:20:33,321 --> 00:20:34,697
I just came in from Hawaii.

437
00:20:34,864 --> 00:20:36,824
I'm in middle of, uh, talking
to the squad right now.

438
00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:37,909
So, uh...

439
00:20:38,117 --> 00:20:39,619
You must be team masseuse.

440
00:20:39,786 --> 00:20:41,162
Why don't you, uh,
set up in the...

441
00:20:41,245 --> 00:20:42,455
Oh. No, no, no.
I'm not the team masseuse.

442
00:20:42,622 --> 00:20:44,123
I'm one of the players.

443
00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:47,001
Oh, no, I don't know
where the women's team train,

444
00:20:47,085 --> 00:20:48,086
but it isn't here.

445
00:20:48,252 --> 00:20:51,005
Oh, no, no, no.
Jaiyah's placed in the team.

446
00:20:51,214 --> 00:20:52,465
This team.

447
00:20:53,633 --> 00:20:54,634
She's a woman.

448
00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:56,803
Well, (CHUCKLES) not yet.

449
00:20:57,804 --> 00:20:58,888
What the hell's going on? Ace?

450
00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:00,556
ACE: That's Jaiyah.

451
00:21:00,723 --> 00:21:02,600
She's our center forward.
Jaiyah.

452
00:21:04,018 --> 00:21:07,939
(CHUCKLES) Okay. Good one.

453
00:21:08,106 --> 00:21:09,524
Humor. I get it.

454
00:21:09,691 --> 00:21:12,360
Sure, Jaiyah, go ahead.
Join the squad over there.

455
00:21:12,527 --> 00:21:13,903
Thanks so much, coach.

456
00:21:14,404 --> 00:21:16,197
Joke's on you now.
She's playing.

457
00:21:16,698 --> 00:21:18,157
(CHUCKLING) Very good.

458
00:21:18,616 --> 00:21:20,076
Something not right
about this guy.

459
00:21:20,243 --> 00:21:22,620
Well, he is white. (GRUNTS)

460
00:21:22,704 --> 00:21:24,414
No. Something else.

461
00:21:25,790 --> 00:21:27,125
Let's keep our eye on him.

462
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,961
All right, Ace.

463
00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:31,504
Let's see what
they're made of.

464
00:21:31,879 --> 00:21:33,339
Look alive, bitches!

465
00:21:34,674 --> 00:21:35,675
All right, come on. We're up.

466
00:21:35,842 --> 00:21:39,178
Wow, a ball! Mr. Miyagi is
really shaking things up.

467
00:21:39,262 --> 00:21:40,596
(PLAYERS SHOUTING)

468
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,016
Okay, Ace. Run me
through the team. Who we got?

469
00:21:43,558 --> 00:21:46,310
Okay, uh, that's Smiley.

470
00:21:46,519 --> 00:21:48,396
He's the D'Angelo of soccer.

471
00:21:48,563 --> 00:21:50,064
PLAYER: Hey, Smiley!

472
00:21:50,481 --> 00:21:52,984
Yeah. Oh! And that's Daru.

473
00:21:53,192 --> 00:21:55,194
He's known as the Bad Boy
of soccer.

474
00:21:55,403 --> 00:21:59,073
He's always sliding in
and getting carded. Very bad.

475
00:22:00,074 --> 00:22:01,868
Oh, that is Samson.

476
00:22:02,285 --> 00:22:03,369
What? Because of his hair?

477
00:22:03,536 --> 00:22:04,620
No, Samsung.

478
00:22:04,704 --> 00:22:07,999
He's named after the giant
Korean tech company.

479
00:22:08,624 --> 00:22:09,959
His father's name is Sony.

480
00:22:11,002 --> 00:22:15,173
Oh, and there's Jaiyah,
the Cindy Crawford of soccer.

481
00:22:15,673 --> 00:22:16,924
What's his real name?

482
00:22:17,884 --> 00:22:19,886
- Jaiyah.
- No, registered name.

483
00:22:20,386 --> 00:22:22,597
Oh, it's Johnny. But you never
want to call her that.

484
00:22:22,764 --> 00:22:24,307
Yeah. She's Fa'afafine.

485
00:22:24,932 --> 00:22:25,975
THOMAS: What does that mean?

486
00:22:26,142 --> 00:22:27,769
ACE: It's part of our culture.

487
00:22:28,061 --> 00:22:30,354
They're just one of us.
But different.

488
00:22:30,563 --> 00:22:32,190
But you guys are all cool
with this?

489
00:22:32,356 --> 00:22:33,858
ACE: How can I put this?
It's like

490
00:22:34,025 --> 00:22:36,903
imagine a world
without flowers.

491
00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:39,822
Well, Fa'afafine are
our flowers.

492
00:22:40,531 --> 00:22:42,283
Be a pretty dull world
without them.

493
00:22:42,492 --> 00:22:45,119
- Hmm? They're beautiful.
- (CHUCKLES)

494
00:22:45,828 --> 00:22:47,997
And who's that large body
in goal?

495
00:22:48,414 --> 00:22:49,540
ACE: Oh, that's Pisa.

496
00:22:49,707 --> 00:22:51,667
He's not really a goalkeeper.
He's a midfielder,

497
00:22:51,834 --> 00:22:52,835
but he found the gloves

498
00:22:52,919 --> 00:22:54,170
- when Nicky...
- Wait, wait, wait.

499
00:22:54,337 --> 00:22:55,379
Who's that?

500
00:22:56,297 --> 00:22:59,300
That's Jonah. He's the Knight
Rider Car of soccer.

501
00:23:01,010 --> 00:23:03,012
(PLAYERS GRUNTING)

502
00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:10,228
(WHISTLES)

503
00:23:10,311 --> 00:23:11,479
Bring it in.

504
00:23:12,146 --> 00:23:14,232
Whistle, whistle. Bring it in.

505
00:23:14,398 --> 00:23:15,483
Bring it in, team!

506
00:23:17,568 --> 00:23:18,653
Sit down, sit down.

507
00:23:21,656 --> 00:23:22,657
That was terrible.

508
00:23:23,241 --> 00:23:25,076
You're just pissing around
out there.

509
00:23:25,243 --> 00:23:26,953
You need passion
to play this game.

510
00:23:27,286 --> 00:23:28,663
(SCOFFS) It's embarrassing.

511
00:23:29,205 --> 00:23:31,249
I've every right to put
my foot up all your asses.

512
00:23:31,332 --> 00:23:33,167
(LAUGHING)

513
00:23:34,043 --> 00:23:35,211
Oh, that's funny to you?

514
00:23:35,378 --> 00:23:37,088
Well, yeah.
I mean, it's a funny image.

515
00:23:37,797 --> 00:23:39,382
Sorry.
Just trying to have fun.

516
00:23:39,549 --> 00:23:40,633
Football's fun.

517
00:23:41,217 --> 00:23:42,593
Football's fun.

518
00:23:42,969 --> 00:23:44,262
I'll tell you what's not fun.

519
00:23:44,595 --> 00:23:46,472
Watching you prancing
and parading,

520
00:23:46,639 --> 00:23:48,808
fixing your hair
like <i>My Little Pony.</i>

521
00:23:49,183 --> 00:23:50,560
That's not fun.

522
00:23:53,437 --> 00:23:54,438
Armani.

523
00:23:55,148 --> 00:23:57,608
This young gentleman here
is what I'm talking about.

524
00:23:58,776 --> 00:24:01,404
This is passion personified.

525
00:24:01,612 --> 00:24:04,115
If I had 11 Armani's,
I could conquer the world.

526
00:24:04,782 --> 00:24:07,201
But alas, I only have the one.

527
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:08,744
I'll take that.

528
00:24:09,412 --> 00:24:11,122
You know what?
I've had it for today.

529
00:24:11,330 --> 00:24:13,040
I'm going to leave Armani
in charge.

530
00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:17,128
He's going to be my eyes
and my ears.

531
00:24:17,753 --> 00:24:19,881
Anything Armani says, you do.

532
00:24:21,090 --> 00:24:24,218
Armani?
What shall we do today?

533
00:24:26,596 --> 00:24:29,223
Everybody,
shoulder exercise up.

534
00:24:29,765 --> 00:24:34,020
Up, down, up, down.
Double time.

535
00:24:35,479 --> 00:24:37,982
VOICEMAIL: <i>Welcome
to your voice mailbox.</i>

536
00:24:38,191 --> 00:24:41,194
<i>You have 18 saved messages.</i>

537
00:24:42,028 --> 00:24:43,571
<i>First saved message.</i>

538
00:24:44,363 --> 00:24:45,364
NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
<i>Hey, Dad.</i>

539
00:24:45,448 --> 00:24:46,699
<i>I just saw you called.</i>

540
00:24:47,366 --> 00:24:48,784
<i>Where are you?</i>

541
00:24:49,577 --> 00:24:53,456
<i>Seriously. Like, where
in the world is Thomas Rongen?</i>

542
00:24:54,665 --> 00:24:56,667
<i>Okay, call me back.</i>

543
00:24:56,751 --> 00:24:58,169
(WAVES LAPPING)

544
00:25:05,426 --> 00:25:07,220
(TIN CANS RATTLING)

545
00:25:07,303 --> 00:25:09,305
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

546
00:25:19,357 --> 00:25:23,110
WOMAN: Old tin cans,
old tin cans!

547
00:25:23,277 --> 00:25:24,820
That's what I'm collecting.

548
00:25:25,196 --> 00:25:28,783
People just throw them away.
They wash up on the shore.

549
00:25:29,617 --> 00:25:33,371
They used to be valuable.
Not so much anymore.

550
00:25:33,537 --> 00:25:34,747
Is she talking to me?

551
00:25:34,914 --> 00:25:38,501
You're feeling alone,
because you are alone.

552
00:25:39,085 --> 00:25:41,254
Like these old metal cans.

553
00:25:41,671 --> 00:25:43,381
This isn't happening.
It's a mirage.

554
00:25:43,756 --> 00:25:45,299
Yes, this is happening.

555
00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:49,470
You're just a skinny
white guy, sitting there

556
00:25:49,637 --> 00:25:51,889
looking out to sea
for answers.

557
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:59,105
But maybe the answers you seek
are right in front of you.

558
00:26:00,856 --> 00:26:03,943
Everybody deserves
a second chance.

559
00:26:04,026 --> 00:26:05,861
Even tin cans.

560
00:26:06,445 --> 00:26:08,572
Not that plastic bottle there, though.

561
00:26:08,656 --> 00:26:10,574
Not that. Not touching that.

562
00:26:11,575 --> 00:26:14,370
Family is what you make it.

563
00:26:14,829 --> 00:26:18,332
Here I come,
the old tin can lady.

564
00:26:18,499 --> 00:26:20,334
- Looking for my tin cans...
- Tin cans.

565
00:26:20,501 --> 00:26:21,794
...that's what I do

566
00:26:21,877 --> 00:26:23,254
- all day. Oh!
- TAVITA: Darling!

567
00:26:23,421 --> 00:26:25,965
- RUTH: Oh, Tavita, you idiot!
- Did you speak to him?

568
00:26:26,132 --> 00:26:27,383
Yes, but what was all that

569
00:26:27,466 --> 00:26:29,802
tin can mumbo-jumbo shit
you made me say

570
00:26:29,969 --> 00:26:31,512
and all that "family is what
you make it" crap?

571
00:26:31,679 --> 00:26:33,806
It sounded like
that old lady from <i>The Matrix.</i>

572
00:26:34,098 --> 00:26:35,099
Nah, he's a Palagi.

573
00:26:35,182 --> 00:26:36,851
White people love
all that spiritual stuff.

574
00:26:37,184 --> 00:26:38,811
Can you imagine the world
without yoga?

575
00:26:39,103 --> 00:26:40,980
There'd be all this
unstretchy white people around

576
00:26:41,147 --> 00:26:43,482
- with no ethnic tattoos.
- And no white dreadlocks.

577
00:26:43,649 --> 00:26:45,693
Exactly! They need us.

578
00:26:46,319 --> 00:26:48,029
And I need that coach.

579
00:26:49,405 --> 00:26:51,615
ACE: Hey, guys!
That's great warming-upping.

580
00:26:51,824 --> 00:26:53,617
- Doing really well.
- THOMAS: Ace.

581
00:26:54,327 --> 00:26:56,245
Oh! Mr. Rongen.

582
00:26:56,579 --> 00:26:57,955
- Ace.
- Yeah?

583
00:26:58,164 --> 00:27:01,000
You know, I just had the most
profound conversation.

584
00:27:01,167 --> 00:27:02,710
It was all about tin cans.

585
00:27:03,627 --> 00:27:06,339
Our team, they're like a bunch
of tin cans.

586
00:27:06,589 --> 00:27:07,590
Look at them.

587
00:27:07,757 --> 00:27:09,300
Discarded, crumpled,

588
00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:10,468
sitting in a bunker,

589
00:27:10,551 --> 00:27:12,386
waiting for an apocalypse
that may never come.

590
00:27:12,845 --> 00:27:14,138
But guess what, Ace,

591
00:27:14,221 --> 00:27:15,848
we're gonna give those cans
a purpose.

592
00:27:16,015 --> 00:27:17,099
What's that, boss?

593
00:27:17,892 --> 00:27:19,393
We're going to start
a nuclear war.

594
00:27:20,644 --> 00:27:22,355
Gather around, tin cans.

595
00:27:22,438 --> 00:27:23,481
ACE: Come on, tin cans.

596
00:27:23,564 --> 00:27:24,899
THOMAS: We're going
to practice free kicks.

597
00:27:25,107 --> 00:27:26,317
Hustle, double time!

598
00:27:26,484 --> 00:27:27,777
ACE: Double time,
double time, hustle.

599
00:27:27,943 --> 00:27:29,737
The art of taking
the free kick

600
00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:30,821
is about distraction.

601
00:27:31,197 --> 00:27:32,281
Here we go.

602
00:27:33,282 --> 00:27:35,284
- Whoa, whoa.
- TEAM: Oh.

603
00:27:35,368 --> 00:27:36,369
And that's how it's done.

604
00:27:36,535 --> 00:27:37,787
ALL: Distraction!

605
00:27:38,245 --> 00:27:39,830
Distraction. Follow my move.

606
00:27:40,289 --> 00:27:41,290
ALL: Hey!

607
00:27:41,457 --> 00:27:43,542
A small game called
the Human Hurdle.

608
00:27:43,709 --> 00:27:46,379
- And jump! And jump!
- (ACE SPEAKING SAMOAN)

609
00:27:47,505 --> 00:27:48,839
(IN ENGLISH) Stop.
You go around.

610
00:27:49,673 --> 00:27:51,133
Cheese and pepper,
cheese and pepper!

611
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:53,969
The object of the game
is to hit the moving target.

612
00:27:54,637 --> 00:27:55,638
Useless.

613
00:27:55,805 --> 00:27:57,807
ALL: (SINGING) <i>Baa, baa
black sheep</i>

614
00:27:57,890 --> 00:27:59,058
<i>Have you any wool?</i>

615
00:27:59,225 --> 00:28:00,267
Keep the melody, please.

616
00:28:00,434 --> 00:28:01,685
TEAM: (SINGING)
<i>Yes, sir, yes, sir</i>

617
00:28:01,852 --> 00:28:02,853
THOMAS: Everybody wait.

618
00:28:02,978 --> 00:28:04,313
Stop play. Stop play.

619
00:28:04,855 --> 00:28:06,524
Jaiyah, any reason
why you're late?

620
00:28:06,690 --> 00:28:07,858
Everybody else seemed

621
00:28:07,942 --> 00:28:09,902
to turn up on time
for training today.

622
00:28:10,069 --> 00:28:11,946
Why don't you run over there
and do some slaloms.

623
00:28:12,238 --> 00:28:14,073
Off you go. Let's go.

624
00:28:15,116 --> 00:28:16,158
Talk to one another.

625
00:28:16,325 --> 00:28:17,493
Come on! Concentrate.

626
00:28:17,576 --> 00:28:19,578
(<i>9 TO 5</i>
BY DOLLY PARTON PLAYING)

627
00:28:26,168 --> 00:28:28,421
The object is turning speed.
Hustle, hustle.

628
00:28:28,587 --> 00:28:29,672
ACE: Hustle, hustle, bustle.

629
00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:31,048
You know what?
Forget about it.

630
00:28:31,132 --> 00:28:34,176
Forget about it. Hup, hup, hup.

631
00:28:34,635 --> 00:28:36,429
- Guys, head up, head up.
- THOMAS: Get low, get low.

632
00:28:36,595 --> 00:28:38,180
- ACE: Cheese and pepper!
- Get out of the way here.

633
00:28:38,347 --> 00:28:39,557
ACE: Cheese and pepper!

634
00:28:40,933 --> 00:28:43,269
The object is to get the ball
in the net.

635
00:28:43,644 --> 00:28:44,645
Concentrate.

636
00:28:44,812 --> 00:28:45,938
Look where you're shooting it.

637
00:28:46,188 --> 00:28:47,565
What the hell!

638
00:28:48,232 --> 00:28:49,275
(PISA EXCLAIMS)

639
00:28:49,358 --> 00:28:50,985
Don't look at me,
look at the ball.

640
00:28:51,068 --> 00:28:53,863
(TEAM WHOOPING)

641
00:28:56,282 --> 00:28:58,284
(TEAM LAUGHING)

642
00:29:00,453 --> 00:29:02,496
THOMAS: Control it, Daru.
What is that? Is that a pass?

643
00:29:02,663 --> 00:29:03,914
One touch. Pass.

644
00:29:04,081 --> 00:29:06,417
One touch. Pass, pass.
Come on.

645
00:29:07,626 --> 00:29:08,669
Jaiyah, focus.

646
00:29:08,752 --> 00:29:10,880
You're controlling
the back line, let's go!

647
00:29:11,046 --> 00:29:12,047
And how would I say,

648
00:29:12,131 --> 00:29:13,674
"You're all useless.
I'm out of here"?

649
00:29:14,091 --> 00:29:15,676
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

650
00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:17,136
(IN ENGLISH) Way too long.
Forget it.

651
00:29:17,344 --> 00:29:18,345
Trust.

652
00:29:18,846 --> 00:29:21,849
Trust. Trust, okay. Trust.

653
00:29:22,183 --> 00:29:23,184
(GRUNTS)

654
00:29:23,267 --> 00:29:25,519
That's it, don't touch me.
Trust is broken.

655
00:29:28,898 --> 00:29:31,108
All right.
It's getting serious now.

656
00:29:31,525 --> 00:29:34,153
We're going to play
full 90 minutes with the ball.

657
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,239
Shirts versus bibs.
Three touches only. Go!

658
00:29:37,406 --> 00:29:40,075
- PLAYER: Go, go, go!
- (PLAYERS SHOUTING)

659
00:29:40,743 --> 00:29:41,952
THOMAS: That's it, push up,
push up.

660
00:29:42,661 --> 00:29:43,954
Pressure, pressure, pressure.

661
00:29:44,997 --> 00:29:46,040
A little bit of urgency.

662
00:29:46,248 --> 00:29:47,958
Look at him, he's got all
the space in the world.

663
00:29:48,501 --> 00:29:49,919
Jaiyah! Look alive.

664
00:29:50,085 --> 00:29:51,837
Concentrate. Focus, Jaiyah.

665
00:29:52,004 --> 00:29:54,507
What are you waiting for?
Pressure, pressure, pressure.

666
00:29:56,425 --> 00:29:58,552
No, no, no! Squeeze him, Daru.

667
00:29:58,844 --> 00:30:00,137
Stay on your feet, man.

668
00:30:02,181 --> 00:30:03,182
(CHUCKLES)

669
00:30:03,265 --> 00:30:04,350
Jaiyah, what are you doing
over there?

670
00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:05,809
Stop playing with your hair.

671
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,270
What the hell's that?
Come here.

672
00:30:08,729 --> 00:30:10,022
Why are you fixing your hair?

673
00:30:10,189 --> 00:30:12,274
This isn't some
voguing competition.

674
00:30:12,358 --> 00:30:13,692
This is international soccer.

675
00:30:14,568 --> 00:30:16,904
Stop that.
Get your shit together.

676
00:30:17,321 --> 00:30:18,697
(CHUCKLES)

677
00:30:19,365 --> 00:30:21,075
Johnny, come back here
when I'm talking to you.

678
00:30:27,122 --> 00:30:28,791
(IN SING-SONG VOICE)
My name is not Johnny.

679
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:30,125
Your registered name
is Johnny.

680
00:30:30,209 --> 00:30:31,752
You'll be playing
under the name Johnny.

681
00:30:31,961 --> 00:30:33,212
And that's what I'm going
to be calling you.

682
00:30:33,462 --> 00:30:35,381
So, get used to it, Johnny.

683
00:30:39,468 --> 00:30:41,470
(DEEP VOICE) Call me Johnny,
again, one more time,

684
00:30:41,554 --> 00:30:43,305
and see what happens.

685
00:30:47,268 --> 00:30:48,269
Johnny.

686
00:30:48,477 --> 00:30:49,478
(BOTH GRUNT)

687
00:30:49,895 --> 00:30:52,106
Oh, Jaiyah, no, he's a coach.

688
00:30:52,314 --> 00:30:53,607
Naughty, naughty.

689
00:30:53,691 --> 00:30:54,900
- (GRUNTS)
- Yeah, yeah.

690
00:30:54,984 --> 00:30:56,193
(ACE SPEAKING SAMOAN)

691
00:30:56,735 --> 00:30:58,696
(IN ENGLISH, GRUNTS)
It's okay. I'm all right.

692
00:31:00,739 --> 00:31:01,740
Okay.

693
00:31:02,616 --> 00:31:03,742
Things are getting
pretty intense.

694
00:31:04,493 --> 00:31:06,954
So, it's, uh, time
to take a break, maybe.

695
00:31:08,122 --> 00:31:09,456
Ace, call lunch.

696
00:31:09,790 --> 00:31:11,792
ACE: You heard the man.
Have some lunch.

697
00:31:12,376 --> 00:31:13,544
Cooling down.

698
00:31:13,919 --> 00:31:16,380
Especially, if your name
rhymes with fire.

699
00:31:18,966 --> 00:31:20,801
VOICEMAIL:
<i>Sixth saved message.</i>

700
00:31:21,927 --> 00:31:23,095
NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
<i>Okay, so,</i>

701
00:31:23,262 --> 00:31:25,055
<i>you don't actually know
how phones work</i>

702
00:31:25,139 --> 00:31:26,265
<i>is the vibe I'm getting.</i>

703
00:31:26,724 --> 00:31:28,559
<i>When it makes a noise,
you answer it.</i>

704
00:31:29,435 --> 00:31:30,603
<i>I mean, I know
you're probably working</i>

705
00:31:30,686 --> 00:31:31,895
<i>with the team right now but</i>

706
00:31:32,062 --> 00:31:36,400
<i>maybe stop yelling at them
for a second and call me back.</i>

707
00:31:36,942 --> 00:31:38,152
<i>I'm around.</i>

708
00:31:44,366 --> 00:31:46,076
(PATRONS CHATTERING)

709
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,620
WOMAN: Hey, celebrity guy!

710
00:31:47,703 --> 00:31:49,288
Saw you on
<i>Who's On The Plane,</i>

711
00:31:49,371 --> 00:31:50,414
- coach.
- (EXCLAIMS)

712
00:31:50,664 --> 00:31:53,584
Soccer coach, you got the
toughest job on the island.

713
00:31:53,751 --> 00:31:55,169
These guys are
(CHUCKLES) shocking.

714
00:31:55,252 --> 00:31:57,504
- Shocking. (LAUGHS)
- TAVITA: Ah, coach!

715
00:31:57,588 --> 00:32:00,257
Welcome
to our humble restaurant.

716
00:32:00,591 --> 00:32:02,593
Tavita's Restaurant.
My restaurant.

717
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,011
How many jobs have you got?

718
00:32:04,178 --> 00:32:05,763
Ah, we all have a few jobs.

719
00:32:05,929 --> 00:32:08,432
We have to earn enough money
to keep the team going.

720
00:32:08,682 --> 00:32:11,602
<i>- Garçon!</i> Son, Daru.
- What?

721
00:32:11,894 --> 00:32:14,104
Please, escort
our esteemed guest

722
00:32:14,188 --> 00:32:16,774
to our exclusive
al fresco table.

723
00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:20,152
Please. No special treatment.
I'll sit outside.

724
00:32:24,073 --> 00:32:26,158
They look up to you.
They depend on you.

725
00:32:26,408 --> 00:32:28,535
You got to be demanding.
But kind.

726
00:32:29,370 --> 00:32:30,371
JAIYAH: Hello.

727
00:32:31,038 --> 00:32:32,039
Sir.

728
00:32:34,124 --> 00:32:35,209
Something to drink?

729
00:32:35,793 --> 00:32:37,753
Whiskey, beer, wine?

730
00:32:38,462 --> 00:32:40,130
Yeah, we got all those.
Which one?

731
00:32:40,422 --> 00:32:41,799
Whiskey, beer, and wine.

732
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,889
Mr. Rongen.

733
00:32:49,098 --> 00:32:51,600
Please accept this appetizer

734
00:32:51,684 --> 00:32:54,103
of raw fish marinated
in coconut cream.

735
00:32:54,436 --> 00:32:56,271
It's a real classic
of the islands.

736
00:32:56,355 --> 00:32:57,690
And it's on the house.

737
00:32:58,148 --> 00:32:59,191
How are things going?

738
00:32:59,566 --> 00:33:01,402
I can honestly say it's the
worst bunch of players

739
00:33:01,485 --> 00:33:02,653
I've ever come across
in my life.

740
00:33:02,736 --> 00:33:03,737
Oh.

741
00:33:03,821 --> 00:33:05,823
THOMAS: I have very particular
methods.

742
00:33:06,031 --> 00:33:07,533
And unless I get
the support I need,

743
00:33:07,616 --> 00:33:08,784
I just don't think
it's going to work.

744
00:33:09,743 --> 00:33:12,329
We have our own methods too.
Traditions.

745
00:33:12,496 --> 00:33:14,039
It's like with that appetizer.

746
00:33:14,206 --> 00:33:15,249
I'm sure that little fish

747
00:33:15,332 --> 00:33:17,251
didn't think that one day
it would be chopped up,

748
00:33:17,418 --> 00:33:18,585
covered in spring onions,

749
00:33:18,669 --> 00:33:20,337
a little bit of tomato,
yellow pepper,

750
00:33:20,504 --> 00:33:22,798
lemon zest
and a dash of chili.

751
00:33:23,173 --> 00:33:25,300
But if you ask anyone
around here,

752
00:33:25,384 --> 00:33:27,469
it's a better fish
because of it.

753
00:33:28,429 --> 00:33:30,639
You may need
to just marinate, too.

754
00:33:31,056 --> 00:33:32,391
See how you feel.

755
00:33:33,350 --> 00:33:34,560
One goal.

756
00:33:36,270 --> 00:33:37,563
One goal.

757
00:33:39,690 --> 00:33:40,899
One goal.

758
00:33:42,234 --> 00:33:43,444
One goal.

759
00:33:45,362 --> 00:33:46,530
One goal.

760
00:33:49,032 --> 00:33:50,075
One goal.

761
00:34:00,169 --> 00:34:02,045
Wow. That's really good.
It's really good!

762
00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:07,926
(SINGING) <i>I want to swing</i>

763
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,721
(<i>CHANDELIER</i> BY SIA
PLAYING ON RADIO)

764
00:34:18,854 --> 00:34:19,855
(TIRES SCREECH)

765
00:34:20,439 --> 00:34:22,441
(CAR HORN HONKING)

766
00:34:23,984 --> 00:34:24,985
(ENGINE STARTS)

767
00:34:28,197 --> 00:34:30,449
Yes, I'm going to need
immediate backup.

768
00:34:30,532 --> 00:34:32,576
I'm engaged in a car chase.

769
00:34:32,743 --> 00:34:34,495
<i>- </i>  DISPATCH: <i>Wow, really?</i>
- Looks like a Palagi guy,

770
00:34:34,661 --> 00:34:35,829
he's driving like a maniac.

771
00:34:35,996 --> 00:34:39,082
He's maybe doing 35, 36 MPHs.

772
00:34:39,249 --> 00:34:41,835
<i>- </i>  DISPATCH: <i>That's fast!</i>
- Also, um, my, uh,

773
00:34:41,919 --> 00:34:43,504
my siren's not working.

774
00:34:43,712 --> 00:34:45,964
DISPATCH: <i>Oh, jeez!
Okay, stay safe, Rambo.</i>

775
00:34:46,131 --> 00:34:47,299
<i>Oh, and can you get some kava</i>

776
00:34:47,382 --> 00:34:48,717
<i>from Uncle Pese
on the way home?</i>

777
00:34:48,884 --> 00:34:50,636
Uh, copy that.
Yeah, okay, I love you, Mom.

778
00:34:50,803 --> 00:34:52,638
<i>- I love you too, baby.</i>
- Okay, love you.

779
00:34:53,889 --> 00:34:55,891
(CLEARING THROAT)

780
00:34:56,475 --> 00:34:58,519
(MIMICS SIREN BLARING)

781
00:35:00,646 --> 00:35:01,647
- Shit.
<i>- </i>  RAMBO: <i>Yeah,</i>

782
00:35:01,730 --> 00:35:03,023
<i>this is the policeman.</i>

783
00:35:03,190 --> 00:35:06,109
<i>Can you please pull over
to the side? Yes.</i>

784
00:35:06,193 --> 00:35:08,904
(RAMBO MIMICS SIREN BLARING)

785
00:35:11,907 --> 00:35:13,158
<i>You're going to get
out of the car</i>

786
00:35:13,242 --> 00:35:14,451
<i>on the count of three.</i>

787
00:35:14,660 --> 00:35:15,744
<i>Are you ready?</i>

788
00:35:17,037 --> 00:35:18,038
Three.

789
00:35:20,082 --> 00:35:21,083
Thank you.

790
00:35:22,793 --> 00:35:24,503
Okay, you punk rocker.

791
00:35:24,878 --> 00:35:27,673
Oh, hey, it's the guy
from the TV! (CHUCKLES)

792
00:35:27,756 --> 00:35:29,466
That's me.
What seems to be the problem?

793
00:35:29,633 --> 00:35:32,302
Oh, I'll tell you what the...
(COUGHING)

794
00:35:32,761 --> 00:35:34,179
Hey, you okay?

795
00:35:34,596 --> 00:35:38,016
Hey. Let it out, big guy.
I got you.

796
00:35:38,183 --> 00:35:40,185
(BOTH GRUNTING)

797
00:35:41,436 --> 00:35:43,772
(GROANING)

798
00:35:43,856 --> 00:35:46,066
Oh, thank you.
I'm feeling better now.

799
00:35:46,483 --> 00:35:47,985
Now, listen, normally,

800
00:35:48,068 --> 00:35:49,862
I'd lock you up
and throw away the key.

801
00:35:50,028 --> 00:35:51,029
But right now,

802
00:35:51,113 --> 00:35:53,115
I'm just more angry
at my mango juice can.

803
00:35:53,282 --> 00:35:55,409
You stupid can! (GRUNTS)

804
00:35:58,036 --> 00:35:59,079
Fleetwood Mac!

805
00:35:59,329 --> 00:36:01,623
That's a hell of a right foot
you got there,

806
00:36:01,707 --> 00:36:03,542
Fa'agaloagliga.

807
00:36:03,709 --> 00:36:04,710
Rambo.

808
00:36:05,377 --> 00:36:06,378
Rambo.

809
00:36:07,379 --> 00:36:10,215
Gentlemen, allow me to present
our newest recruit,

810
00:36:11,049 --> 00:36:12,551
Detective Rambo.

811
00:36:13,051 --> 00:36:15,470
We already kicked him out.
He tried to arrest us all.

812
00:36:15,637 --> 00:36:16,972
You were playing
on private property.

813
00:36:17,139 --> 00:36:18,432
Yeah, that property
is my dad's property.

814
00:36:18,599 --> 00:36:19,892
Well, I don't make up
the rules, okay?

815
00:36:20,058 --> 00:36:21,101
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

816
00:36:23,854 --> 00:36:25,147
Bravo.

817
00:36:25,230 --> 00:36:27,107
You've just fallen for the
oldest trick in the book.

818
00:36:27,816 --> 00:36:28,984
Can't you see?

819
00:36:29,067 --> 00:36:30,861
This is exactly what
they want from us.

820
00:36:31,111 --> 00:36:32,321
- Who?
- THOMAS: Them!

821
00:36:33,322 --> 00:36:34,740
The Imperialists.

822
00:36:35,407 --> 00:36:36,909
Divide and conquer.

823
00:36:37,409 --> 00:36:38,660
But we're not going
to let them.

824
00:36:38,744 --> 00:36:40,787
We've worked too long
and hard for this.

825
00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:42,748
You've only been here
a few days.

826
00:36:43,123 --> 00:36:44,958
Rome was built in a day, man.

827
00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:47,294
I think we're doing
pretty well.

828
00:36:48,003 --> 00:36:49,004
Now, how about this?

829
00:36:49,463 --> 00:36:52,382
As a team, together,
we climb that mountain.

830
00:36:52,883 --> 00:36:53,884
{\an8}Who's with me?

831
00:36:54,343 --> 00:36:55,344
No.

832
00:36:55,427 --> 00:36:56,428
SAMSON: Coach,
my ankle is hurting me.

833
00:36:56,511 --> 00:36:58,513
I can't hear you.
Who's with me?

834
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,349
No, no, my mom is
expecting me.

835
00:37:00,515 --> 00:37:03,644
Come on, guys!
We're all in this together.

836
00:37:03,810 --> 00:37:05,228
Now, who's going to climb
that mountain

837
00:37:05,312 --> 00:37:06,521
with me as a team?

838
00:37:07,022 --> 00:37:08,023
Are you with me?

839
00:37:08,982 --> 00:37:10,525
Are you with me, my team?

840
00:37:11,318 --> 00:37:12,736
- Yeah, okay, then, yeah.
- All right!

841
00:37:12,903 --> 00:37:14,279
ACE: Okay, let's go. Yes.
PLAYER 1: Go.

842
00:37:14,446 --> 00:37:15,614
THOMAS: Let's go!
PLAYER 2: Yeah.

843
00:37:15,781 --> 00:37:17,157
Now, we're making
some progress.

844
00:37:17,866 --> 00:37:19,993
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
- (CLANGING)

845
00:37:22,663 --> 00:37:24,122
Wait, wait, wait.
What's going on?

846
00:37:24,414 --> 00:37:25,540
Don't sit down.

847
00:37:25,791 --> 00:37:27,918
We're not there yet.
We haven't even started.

848
00:37:28,210 --> 00:37:30,796
- Ace, what's going on?
- It's curfew time.

849
00:37:30,921 --> 00:37:31,922
What?

850
00:37:32,005 --> 00:37:34,216
The bell means curfew.
It's time to pray.

851
00:37:34,383 --> 00:37:37,427
The whole island stops.
Same time, every day.

852
00:37:37,803 --> 00:37:39,513
But what am I supposed to do?
I'm not religious.

853
00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:41,473
Pretend?

854
00:37:43,725 --> 00:37:46,186
Okay. I'll pray for you.

855
00:37:46,353 --> 00:37:49,189
THOMAS: When did that
ever work? Tavita!

856
00:37:49,439 --> 00:37:50,857
(PATRONS CHATTERING)

857
00:37:52,818 --> 00:37:54,403
I've got three weeks left
to the qualifiers.

858
00:37:54,486 --> 00:37:55,570
We got a lot of work to do.

859
00:37:55,737 --> 00:37:57,489
So, tomorrow, I'm going
to start with fitness drills

860
00:37:57,656 --> 00:37:59,449
to see how many of them
can last a full 90 minutes.

861
00:37:59,866 --> 00:38:01,034
Ooh. Ah.

862
00:38:01,118 --> 00:38:03,412
Thomas, ah,
we won't be training tomorrow.

863
00:38:03,495 --> 00:38:05,247
- Why not?
- It's Sunday.

864
00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:06,915
- So?
- The team won't train

865
00:38:06,999 --> 00:38:08,417
on a Sunday.
That would be a sin.

866
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:09,501
Jesus Christ.

867
00:38:09,584 --> 00:38:11,294
Mr. Rongen,
you are very welcome

868
00:38:11,378 --> 00:38:12,421
to join us on Sunday.

869
00:38:12,587 --> 00:38:14,506
It could be a nice experience.

870
00:38:14,673 --> 00:38:16,174
You can see
how we worship God.

871
00:38:16,341 --> 00:38:18,260
This is church.
Football is church.

872
00:38:18,635 --> 00:38:20,220
You've got zero commitment.

873
00:38:20,387 --> 00:38:22,014
We're very committed
to church.

874
00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:24,224
This place is a carnival
of crap.

875
00:38:24,391 --> 00:38:25,559
DARU: Hey, look at this,
look at this.

876
00:38:25,726 --> 00:38:26,852
This bit, right here.
Right here.

877
00:38:26,935 --> 00:38:27,936
COMMENTATOR:
<i>Off goes the chair.</i>

878
00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:29,646
- Ooh.
- DARU: This guy's been fired

879
00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:30,939
from his last three jobs
because

880
00:38:31,023 --> 00:38:32,024
he can't control himself.

881
00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:33,775
PISA: I don't know.
He seems okay, now.

882
00:38:33,942 --> 00:38:35,027
Maybe he's different.

883
00:38:35,193 --> 00:38:36,278
THOMAS: I've coached
11-year-olds

884
00:38:36,361 --> 00:38:37,362
better than your players!

885
00:38:38,613 --> 00:38:39,656
Sure.

886
00:38:39,823 --> 00:38:40,866
I mean, look at this place.

887
00:38:41,033 --> 00:38:43,160
You've got a keyboard
and mouse and no screen!

888
00:38:43,618 --> 00:38:45,370
None of this shit
makes any sense.

889
00:38:45,537 --> 00:38:47,622
You don't even have a full
squad of players out there.

890
00:38:47,873 --> 00:38:49,750
No wonder you're the worst
team in the world.

891
00:38:49,916 --> 00:38:51,752
TAVITA: Mr. Rongen,
you have made your point

892
00:38:51,835 --> 00:38:53,295
and now let me make mine.

893
00:38:53,587 --> 00:38:56,882
{\an8}Now, we here at FFAS
are honored that you are here.

894
00:38:57,215 --> 00:38:59,468
We want to improve,
we want to learn from you.

895
00:38:59,634 --> 00:39:02,429
But we will not deny
who we are just to win.

896
00:39:02,596 --> 00:39:04,681
These are our customs.
These are our ways.

897
00:39:04,848 --> 00:39:06,808
Your ways are shit.
You're failing.

898
00:39:07,601 --> 00:39:09,811
It's torture
coaching this team.

899
00:39:12,606 --> 00:39:14,941
Thomas, we were
under the impression

900
00:39:15,025 --> 00:39:17,360
that you wanted to be here.

901
00:39:17,527 --> 00:39:19,821
But if that is the wrong
impression that we are under,

902
00:39:19,988 --> 00:39:21,823
then you are free to go.

903
00:39:21,990 --> 00:39:24,117
Seek your happiness.

904
00:39:24,493 --> 00:39:25,952
Unhappiness is a curse

905
00:39:26,036 --> 00:39:27,954
that I would not wish
on anyone.

906
00:39:33,251 --> 00:39:35,337
THOMAS: Okay. I quit.

907
00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:36,421
(DOOR CLOSES)

908
00:39:46,223 --> 00:39:47,307
I told you guys.

909
00:39:48,433 --> 00:39:49,643
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

910
00:39:53,146 --> 00:39:54,356
THOMAS: Hello?

911
00:39:54,523 --> 00:39:55,982
- Can you hear me?
- GAIL: (ON PHONE) <i>Yeah.</i>

912
00:39:56,149 --> 00:40:00,237
So, uh, here's the news.
Fresh off the press. I quit.

913
00:40:00,403 --> 00:40:01,863
- You can't quit.
<i>- I quit.</i>

914
00:40:02,030 --> 00:40:03,365
Today, officially.

915
00:40:03,532 --> 00:40:05,450
- Well, then go un-quit.
<i>- Once you quit,</i>

916
00:40:05,617 --> 00:40:07,702
you got to commit to the quit.
You know this.

917
00:40:07,911 --> 00:40:08,912
<i>It's like this team,</i>

918
00:40:08,995 --> 00:40:10,455
<i>- they don't even want to win.</i>
- (SIGHS)

919
00:40:10,622 --> 00:40:12,457
For them, it's like
some sort of game.

920
00:40:12,624 --> 00:40:13,667
It is a game, Thomas.

921
00:40:13,834 --> 00:40:15,043
<i>It's a sport.</i>

922
00:40:15,210 --> 00:40:16,503
I can't work with these guys.

923
00:40:16,670 --> 00:40:17,838
<i>I can't help them.</i>

924
00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:20,799
Thomas, we didn't send
you there to help them.

925
00:40:20,966 --> 00:40:22,676
We sent you there to help you.

926
00:40:25,137 --> 00:40:27,264
I don't need help.
I'm coming home.

927
00:40:27,430 --> 00:40:29,349
Home, I'm sorry, Thomas,

928
00:40:30,684 --> 00:40:32,602
but where is home now?

929
00:40:36,273 --> 00:40:37,357
Look,

930
00:40:38,233 --> 00:40:39,317
we'll be there
in a couple weeks

931
00:40:39,401 --> 00:40:41,403
for the qualifiers, okay?
And we'll get a drink.

932
00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:42,571
<i>- All right?</i>
- (HANGS UP PHONE)

933
00:40:44,656 --> 00:40:45,657
(SIGHS)

934
00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:47,742
(TEAM SINGING IN SAMOAN)

935
00:41:11,016 --> 00:41:12,017
(IN ENGLISH) Dear Lord,

936
00:41:12,184 --> 00:41:13,310
if you could please

937
00:41:13,393 --> 00:41:15,437
let the coach come back
wherever he is,

938
00:41:15,604 --> 00:41:17,480
to help us score
that one goal.

939
00:41:17,647 --> 00:41:18,648
Just one.

940
00:41:18,815 --> 00:41:20,275
Not too much to ask, I think,

941
00:41:20,442 --> 00:41:22,194
given we go to church
every Sunday

942
00:41:22,277 --> 00:41:23,528
and give 10 percent
of our income.

943
00:41:23,695 --> 00:41:24,946
But, uh, hey!

944
00:41:25,113 --> 00:41:27,324
All in your time.
<i>Amene.</i>

945
00:41:27,407 --> 00:41:29,159
<i>ALL: Amene.</i>

946
00:41:29,242 --> 00:41:31,244
(TEAM CLAPPING)

947
00:41:31,578 --> 00:41:32,746
(IN ENGLISH) Ah,
that didn't work.

948
00:41:32,913 --> 00:41:35,957
Ace, looks like
you're coaching today.

949
00:41:37,542 --> 00:41:40,712
ACE: Okay, just go for a run
to warm up your bodies, huh?

950
00:41:43,089 --> 00:41:44,090
NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
<i>Okay, Dad.</i>

951
00:41:44,257 --> 00:41:45,926
<i>I'm sorry I yelled at you.</i>

952
00:41:46,426 --> 00:41:48,303
<i>But I was just pissed
because...</i>

953
00:41:49,095 --> 00:41:50,805
<i>because you should be here
for this.</i>

954
00:41:50,972 --> 00:41:53,475
<i>They asked me to lead
the team out on Saturday.</i>

955
00:41:54,434 --> 00:41:55,518
<i>Where are you?</i>

956
00:42:03,693 --> 00:42:05,237
- (OBJECTS CLATTER)
- (JAIYAH EXHALES)

957
00:42:09,991 --> 00:42:11,117
Hi, coach.

958
00:42:13,286 --> 00:42:14,287
Hi.

959
00:42:15,914 --> 00:42:18,416
I just wanted to come by
and say sorry

960
00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,460
about body slamming you
to the ground

961
00:42:20,543 --> 00:42:22,003
and choking you, and

962
00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:24,673
also, just wanted to say
thank you

963
00:42:24,839 --> 00:42:26,716
for keeping me on the team

964
00:42:27,092 --> 00:42:28,260
so far.

965
00:42:30,178 --> 00:42:32,764
Well, uh, I'd like
to apologize too

966
00:42:32,847 --> 00:42:34,641
for not respecting your name,

967
00:42:35,517 --> 00:42:36,518
Jaiyah.

968
00:42:39,562 --> 00:42:41,773
Here. Peace offering.

969
00:42:43,733 --> 00:42:46,278
- What is it?
- It's from team lunch.

970
00:42:46,444 --> 00:42:47,445
You keep missing out

971
00:42:47,529 --> 00:42:49,239
because you get angry
and run away.

972
00:42:50,031 --> 00:42:51,866
You know,
you should eat first.

973
00:42:52,033 --> 00:42:53,827
And, then get angry.

974
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,288
Makes sense.

975
00:42:56,788 --> 00:42:58,039
Will you join me?

976
00:42:59,332 --> 00:43:00,333
Sure.

977
00:43:01,751 --> 00:43:03,003
JAIYAH: College is cool.

978
00:43:03,169 --> 00:43:05,338
And I do some performing
when I'm not studying.

979
00:43:05,505 --> 00:43:07,132
So, do you think you'll come
back to the island

980
00:43:07,299 --> 00:43:08,466
once you finish your degree?

981
00:43:08,633 --> 00:43:10,343
No. There's really not much

982
00:43:10,427 --> 00:43:11,761
on the island
for young people.

983
00:43:12,178 --> 00:43:13,513
The job choices come down

984
00:43:13,596 --> 00:43:15,932
to the tuna cannery
or the army.

985
00:43:16,349 --> 00:43:19,102
And I don't really like fish
or guns.

986
00:43:19,769 --> 00:43:21,563
So, you think you'll stay
in Hawaii then?

987
00:43:22,230 --> 00:43:23,732
Hmm. Maybe.

988
00:43:23,898 --> 00:43:25,817
I mean, there's not
as many fa'afafine there,

989
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:28,361
so you do get
a bit more prejudice.

990
00:43:30,196 --> 00:43:31,906
So, I hear you're married?

991
00:43:32,073 --> 00:43:33,074
And you have a daughter.

992
00:43:34,159 --> 00:43:38,079
Yeah, but tell me more about
this, um, fa'afafine thing.

993
00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:39,664
What do you want to know?

994
00:43:41,124 --> 00:43:42,876
I mean, what are you
down there?

995
00:43:43,293 --> 00:43:44,544
Does it really matter to you?

996
00:43:44,711 --> 00:43:46,629
Well, it matters
to the officials in the game.

997
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,090
Okay, well,
right now I'm legal.

998
00:43:49,257 --> 00:43:51,217
But I have been taking
hormones for a while and...

999
00:43:51,384 --> 00:43:52,385
Right now?

1000
00:43:53,011 --> 00:43:54,804
Let's just say
that eventually,

1001
00:43:54,888 --> 00:43:57,557
I technically won't qualify
for the team.

1002
00:44:00,935 --> 00:44:01,978
Can we talk soccer?

1003
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:03,521
Yes.

1004
00:44:04,356 --> 00:44:05,899
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- THOMAS: What am I watching here?

1005
00:44:06,066 --> 00:44:07,776
Why is everyone bunched up
like old ladies

1006
00:44:07,859 --> 00:44:09,277
gathered at a cake convention?

1007
00:44:09,444 --> 00:44:11,196
Well, how are we supposed
to know about formation?

1008
00:44:11,363 --> 00:44:13,406
No one taught us,
including you.

1009
00:44:14,741 --> 00:44:15,742
Fair point.

1010
00:44:16,242 --> 00:44:17,243
THOMAS: Look at this guy.

1011
00:44:17,327 --> 00:44:18,411
Just standing there
in open space

1012
00:44:18,578 --> 00:44:19,996
doing nothing.
Reminds me of you.

1013
00:44:21,289 --> 00:44:22,374
That is me.

1014
00:44:22,874 --> 00:44:23,875
Oh.

1015
00:44:24,501 --> 00:44:26,878
Well, you're a natural born
defender.

1016
00:44:26,961 --> 00:44:27,962
Not a forward.

1017
00:44:28,129 --> 00:44:29,672
Wait, who is that in goal?

1018
00:44:29,839 --> 00:44:31,508
That's Nicky Salapu.

1019
00:44:31,841 --> 00:44:33,676
- That's Nicky Salapu?
- Yeah.

1020
00:44:33,843 --> 00:44:35,762
The guy that let in
over 30 goals?

1021
00:44:35,929 --> 00:44:37,847
Yeah, but he saved another 60.

1022
00:44:38,223 --> 00:44:39,516
THOMAS: He looks pretty good.

1023
00:44:39,682 --> 00:44:41,017
He's one of the best players
we've ever had.

1024
00:44:41,101 --> 00:44:42,143
He's a legend.

1025
00:44:42,310 --> 00:44:43,520
A legend of the fallen.

1026
00:44:43,686 --> 00:44:46,022
- Shut up.
- You shut up, it's my house.

1027
00:44:46,231 --> 00:44:47,357
It's my island.

1028
00:44:47,524 --> 00:44:49,192
I don't even know
why we're watching this.

1029
00:44:49,359 --> 00:44:51,611
Because most of these players
are retired.

1030
00:44:51,778 --> 00:44:52,862
But they only gave up

1031
00:44:53,029 --> 00:44:55,240
because everyone else
gave up on them.

1032
00:44:55,824 --> 00:44:57,617
But if you came back
to coach us,

1033
00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:58,910
I could help you find them.

1034
00:44:59,452 --> 00:45:00,870
Because they're still good.

1035
00:45:02,330 --> 00:45:03,748
I'll be the judge of that.

1036
00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:07,877
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

1037
00:45:09,546 --> 00:45:12,090
Hey, famous guy and Jaiyah!

1038
00:45:17,804 --> 00:45:20,557
Thomas Rongen. Nicky Salapu.

1039
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,562
THOMAS: Well I'll be
a son of a bitch.

1040
00:45:26,438 --> 00:45:28,481
The chickens have come home
to roast.

1041
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:33,153
You're the best goalkeeper
American Samoa ever had.

1042
00:45:34,279 --> 00:45:36,948
I let in over 30 goals
at international level.

1043
00:45:38,032 --> 00:45:40,869
You're the best goalkeeper
American Samoa ever had.

1044
00:45:41,953 --> 00:45:44,456
Isn't there something
about that defeat

1045
00:45:44,539 --> 00:45:45,582
that still haunts you?

1046
00:45:45,748 --> 00:45:47,542
- That you can't let go of?
- Of course.

1047
00:45:48,293 --> 00:45:50,378
I replay that match on Xbox.

1048
00:45:50,545 --> 00:45:52,255
American Samoa
versus Australia.

1049
00:45:52,338 --> 00:45:53,381
But I play alone.

1050
00:45:53,548 --> 00:45:56,885
And I get my revenge every day
by beating them 32, nil.

1051
00:45:57,427 --> 00:45:59,179
Don't you want revenge
on Australia?

1052
00:45:59,345 --> 00:46:01,097
But instead of Australia,

1053
00:46:01,181 --> 00:46:03,391
it would be on a bunch
of other Polynesian islands.

1054
00:46:04,392 --> 00:46:06,227
Some of them are close
to Australia.

1055
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,314
How did you get
this coaching job?

1056
00:46:09,397 --> 00:46:10,440
You're terrible at this.

1057
00:46:11,274 --> 00:46:12,692
Can you just come back
to the team?

1058
00:46:13,401 --> 00:46:16,905
They need work, yeah.
And they need a lot of work,

1059
00:46:17,322 --> 00:46:20,742
but I see a bunch of guys
in that team, including her

1060
00:46:21,075 --> 00:46:23,786
who all work multiple jobs
just to play.

1061
00:46:23,953 --> 00:46:25,663
Who've got more heart
and they're dreaming bigger

1062
00:46:25,830 --> 00:46:27,457
than nearly any
of the jaded fools

1063
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:28,541
that mess around
in the pro league

1064
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,126
for money they don't deserve.

1065
00:46:32,045 --> 00:46:33,296
Don't tell them I said that.

1066
00:46:34,923 --> 00:46:36,674
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- Is he interested in playing?

1067
00:46:36,841 --> 00:46:38,343
No interest, whatsoever.

1068
00:46:38,801 --> 00:46:39,802
Who's next?

1069
00:46:39,886 --> 00:46:41,888
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

1070
00:46:45,558 --> 00:46:47,769
That's called chutzpah,
Armani.

1071
00:46:48,102 --> 00:46:49,270
And we like it.

1072
00:46:49,437 --> 00:46:50,563
Excuse me, Squire?

1073
00:46:50,730 --> 00:46:52,023
- Stretch the muscle.
- Ace?

1074
00:46:52,607 --> 00:46:54,484
Mr. Rongen!
I thought you'd abandoned us.

1075
00:46:54,651 --> 00:46:56,027
Ace, I'd like to apologize.

1076
00:46:56,110 --> 00:46:57,278
- Oh.
- But I won't.

1077
00:46:57,362 --> 00:46:59,322
- Oh.
- As a rule, I don't apologize.

1078
00:46:59,489 --> 00:47:02,033
I'm not apologizing
for that, either. So, sorry.

1079
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,118
Daru? Daru, Daru.

1080
00:47:04,285 --> 00:47:06,579
Look, I know
you don't like me.

1081
00:47:06,746 --> 00:47:08,039
I don't like me.

1082
00:47:08,206 --> 00:47:10,124
But we need to work together.

1083
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,253
This formation is known
as the Sad Snowman.

1084
00:47:13,419 --> 00:47:15,129
This player, interchangeable
with this player.

1085
00:47:15,296 --> 00:47:16,297
This can cross here,

1086
00:47:16,464 --> 00:47:18,883
switch it around,
works this way too.

1087
00:47:19,717 --> 00:47:20,760
So, who we got next?

1088
00:47:20,843 --> 00:47:22,845
(<i>EVERYBODY WANTS TO
RULE THE WORLD</i> PLAYING)

1089
00:47:28,351 --> 00:47:29,394
We got another one.

1090
00:47:29,561 --> 00:47:30,812
Nice one, Armani.

1091
00:47:30,979 --> 00:47:33,147
ALL: Wax on, wax off.

1092
00:47:33,314 --> 00:47:35,733
Wax on, wax off.

1093
00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:37,068
THOMAS: We've also got
the three pigs.

1094
00:47:37,235 --> 00:47:38,570
The wolf is coming
all the way back here.

1095
00:47:38,736 --> 00:47:39,988
He's going to blow
your house down.

1096
00:47:40,154 --> 00:47:41,489
This is where we want to go.

1097
00:47:41,656 --> 00:47:43,449
All roads lead to Rome.

1098
00:47:44,450 --> 00:47:45,868
What is this shit?

1099
00:47:45,952 --> 00:47:47,662
Fucking Sharpie.
Get me another board.

1100
00:47:47,954 --> 00:47:49,205
Think of it like a fish.

1101
00:47:49,539 --> 00:47:52,709
On its own, slimy, smelly,
tasteless somewhat.

1102
00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:55,962
But add some coconut cream,
lemon zest, chili,

1103
00:47:56,129 --> 00:47:57,714
let that sucker marinate.

1104
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,424
Now you've got
something special.

1105
00:47:59,757 --> 00:48:01,467
Allow yourself to marinate.

1106
00:48:01,551 --> 00:48:02,885
You'll be a better fish
for it.

1107
00:48:03,511 --> 00:48:04,554
Thank you, coach.

1108
00:48:05,138 --> 00:48:06,889
- (PLAYERS GROAN)
- THOMAS: Ice is your friend.

1109
00:48:07,056 --> 00:48:09,017
It will help those muscles.

1110
00:48:09,183 --> 00:48:10,977
Oh, got you in the nads there.

1111
00:48:11,144 --> 00:48:12,979
Just another 25 minutes.

1112
00:48:13,062 --> 00:48:14,314
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1113
00:48:16,899 --> 00:48:19,611
Three, four.
And then, other side.

1114
00:48:19,777 --> 00:48:21,654
Way off! Miss.

1115
00:48:22,447 --> 00:48:24,699
- He finds it.
- (ALL CHEERING)

1116
00:48:24,782 --> 00:48:27,368
Get up. Not at the top yet.
Keep going.

1117
00:48:27,535 --> 00:48:29,245
I know it's hard,
but if we can do this

1118
00:48:29,329 --> 00:48:30,913
as a team, we have a chance.

1119
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,915
THOMAS:
<i>We've got defense sorted.</i>

1120
00:48:33,082 --> 00:48:34,959
- But our midfield...
- Mm-hmm.

1121
00:48:35,835 --> 00:48:37,253
THOMAS: All right, my man.

1122
00:48:37,337 --> 00:48:38,630
- All right.
- There you go.

1123
00:48:38,713 --> 00:48:39,714
Thank you, coach.

1124
00:48:39,797 --> 00:48:40,798
- See you Monday?
- For sure.

1125
00:48:40,965 --> 00:48:42,550
- I won't let you down, coach.
- Amazing.

1126
00:48:43,551 --> 00:48:44,594
Excellent.

1127
00:48:44,844 --> 00:48:46,095
(TIRES SCREECH)

1128
00:48:46,554 --> 00:48:48,556
- (WOMAN SCREAMS)
- (PEOPLE CHATTERING)

1129
00:48:50,808 --> 00:48:51,809
So, who's next?

1130
00:48:51,893 --> 00:48:53,770
(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

1131
00:48:58,274 --> 00:48:59,734
THOMAS: (IN ENGLISH) Nice.
Nice, Daru. Good energy.

1132
00:48:59,942 --> 00:49:01,778
Good energy. Good, good, good.

1133
00:49:01,944 --> 00:49:03,696
Hop, hop, hop. Bunny rabbit.

1134
00:49:03,863 --> 00:49:04,906
Push, push, push.

1135
00:49:05,073 --> 00:49:06,491
THOMAS: Good.
Control that back line.

1136
00:49:06,658 --> 00:49:09,118
That's it, Jaiyah, leadership.
That's what I'm talking about.

1137
00:49:09,285 --> 00:49:13,331
Pelé, Maradona, Rongen. Whoo!

1138
00:49:13,414 --> 00:49:15,667
ALL: Wax on, wax off.

1139
00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:17,835
Wax on, wax off.

1140
00:49:18,378 --> 00:49:20,004
Wax on, wax off.

1141
00:49:20,171 --> 00:49:21,714
Look, right here. Maldini.

1142
00:49:21,798 --> 00:49:23,966
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

1143
00:49:24,050 --> 00:49:26,260
(TEAM CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

1144
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:36,771
(ALL CHEERING)

1145
00:49:43,027 --> 00:49:44,320
THOMAS: (IN ENGLISH)
Keep it up, keep it up.

1146
00:49:45,905 --> 00:49:46,989
Keep going, keep going.

1147
00:49:47,073 --> 00:49:48,574
I know it's hard,
but keep going.

1148
00:49:50,118 --> 00:49:51,953
I know you can make it
to the top.

1149
00:49:52,203 --> 00:49:54,997
Come on, guys,
keep going, keep going.

1150
00:49:55,707 --> 00:49:57,291
Don't stop, don't stop.

1151
00:49:58,292 --> 00:50:00,294
- (TEAM CHATTERING)
- (THOMAS GROANING)

1152
00:50:02,296 --> 00:50:03,297
(APPLAUSE)

1153
00:50:06,217 --> 00:50:07,552
(THOMAS INHALES DEEPLY)

1154
00:50:07,635 --> 00:50:08,803
Oh, God!

1155
00:50:11,139 --> 00:50:13,599
Oh, God. It's beautiful.
(PANTING)

1156
00:50:13,766 --> 00:50:14,851
DARU: You okay, coach?

1157
00:50:15,017 --> 00:50:16,227
It's beautiful.

1158
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,521
Oh, my God.

1159
00:50:18,688 --> 00:50:20,565
It looked so easy
from the bottom.

1160
00:50:20,648 --> 00:50:22,859
Can't breathe.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1161
00:50:22,942 --> 00:50:25,319
This spot here, this place,

1162
00:50:25,945 --> 00:50:28,948
tells of how
your brave brothers

1163
00:50:29,782 --> 00:50:33,619
fought to protect
American Samoa

1164
00:50:34,328 --> 00:50:36,998
and the rest of the world
against evil.

1165
00:50:37,749 --> 00:50:40,418
Well, tomorrow, we set off

1166
00:50:40,585 --> 00:50:42,879
for the greatest war
of them all!

1167
00:50:43,296 --> 00:50:46,758
The war for World Cup
qualification.

1168
00:50:46,924 --> 00:50:48,259
TEAM: Yeah!

1169
00:50:48,342 --> 00:50:49,677
(TEAM CHEERING)

1170
00:50:49,761 --> 00:50:51,387
THOMAS: Oh, my God,
the air is thin up here.

1171
00:50:52,597 --> 00:50:54,182
In two days' time,

1172
00:50:56,017 --> 00:50:58,895
we face our first enemy,
Tonga.

1173
00:51:01,230 --> 00:51:02,565
Screw those guys!

1174
00:51:02,648 --> 00:51:03,816
(TEAM AGREEING)

1175
00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:07,111
There have been so many wars
against those assholes.

1176
00:51:07,487 --> 00:51:10,656
But the war of 1825,

1177
00:51:11,282 --> 00:51:13,034
where they came to take...

1178
00:51:13,951 --> 00:51:15,870
they came to take our tuna.

1179
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:22,168
But we handed their asses
to them in a giant tuna can.

1180
00:51:23,002 --> 00:51:24,253
(TEAM MUTTERS IN CONFUSION)

1181
00:51:24,754 --> 00:51:25,797
Where am I?

1182
00:51:26,088 --> 00:51:27,882
TAVITA: Uh, Mr. Rongen,
are you feeling all right?

1183
00:51:28,216 --> 00:51:30,384
What was that?
I still have to pack.

1184
00:51:30,718 --> 00:51:32,261
I always leave packing

1185
00:51:32,345 --> 00:51:34,055
to the last minute.
It's so weird.

1186
00:51:34,347 --> 00:51:36,307
(ALL CHATTERING)

1187
00:51:36,390 --> 00:51:39,352
ACE: Healing waters.
Yeah, take him down.

1188
00:51:39,519 --> 00:51:41,270
Yeah. It's all right, coach.

1189
00:51:41,354 --> 00:51:43,356
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

1190
00:51:44,565 --> 00:51:47,485
PRIEST: <i>And so,
we turn to Matthew 17</i>

1191
00:51:47,652 --> 00:51:51,781
<i>when a man says to lesu,
"Lord, have mercy on my son.</i>

1192
00:51:52,031 --> 00:51:53,658
<i>"For he is a lunatic</i>

1193
00:51:54,158 --> 00:51:56,077
<i>"and is very ill.</i>

1194
00:51:56,244 --> 00:51:58,287
<i>"For he often falls
into the fire</i>

1195
00:51:58,371 --> 00:52:00,498
<i>"and often into the water.</i>

1196
00:52:00,665 --> 00:52:03,042
<i>"Very clumsy, my boy."</i>

1197
00:52:03,251 --> 00:52:06,838
<i>And lesu said,
"Bring him here to me."</i>

1198
00:52:07,004 --> 00:52:08,464
<i>Good old lesu.</i>

1199
00:52:08,631 --> 00:52:10,466
<i>And lesu rebuked him.</i>

1200
00:52:10,633 --> 00:52:12,468
<i>And the demon came out of him.</i>

1201
00:52:13,553 --> 00:52:16,055
<i>And the boy was cured at once.</i>

1202
00:52:16,138 --> 00:52:18,140
(ALL CHEERING)

1203
00:52:19,350 --> 00:52:20,852
- (PLAYER LAUGHS)
<i>- </i>  PRIEST: <i>What a beautiful day.</i>

1204
00:52:20,935 --> 00:52:22,436
<i>We give thanks</i>

1205
00:52:22,603 --> 00:52:26,274
for the beauties outside,
all the blessings.

1206
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,693
And, uh, before we get further

1207
00:52:28,776 --> 00:52:30,695
into the proceedings,
a little housekeeping.

1208
00:52:30,862 --> 00:52:32,780
Someone was seen
rifling around

1209
00:52:32,864 --> 00:52:35,199
in, uh, one
of the dumpsters outside

1210
00:52:35,366 --> 00:52:37,410
Sione Malacoco's
Fish and Chip Shop.

1211
00:52:37,577 --> 00:52:38,870
Fess up, who was that?

1212
00:52:39,036 --> 00:52:40,705
Trying to get
some leftover scraps.

1213
00:52:40,788 --> 00:52:41,873
We don't do that.

1214
00:52:42,039 --> 00:52:44,834
Okay? Now, what a day.

1215
00:52:45,209 --> 00:52:46,586
Our wonderful team

1216
00:52:46,752 --> 00:52:50,381
are going across the seas
to do the impossible.

1217
00:52:51,632 --> 00:52:54,135
To go and win
a game of soccer.

1218
00:52:55,261 --> 00:52:56,262
Wow!

1219
00:52:57,805 --> 00:52:59,015
Wowie!

1220
00:53:00,308 --> 00:53:02,393
Some would say that
the other teams are too big.

1221
00:53:03,769 --> 00:53:05,354
Well, you know
what I say to them?

1222
00:53:06,439 --> 00:53:07,607
Read the Bible<i>.</i>

1223
00:53:07,982 --> 00:53:10,526
<i>Have you ever heard
of a little guy called David</i>

1224
00:53:10,693 --> 00:53:13,321
<i>fighting against a big guy
called the Goliath?</i>

1225
00:53:13,404 --> 00:53:14,405
(SHOUTING IN VIDEOGAME)

1226
00:53:14,488 --> 00:53:16,115
<i>That is a cautionary tale.</i>

1227
00:53:16,198 --> 00:53:17,325
<i>Don't mess
with the little guy.</i>

1228
00:53:18,910 --> 00:53:20,036
<i>And what we have here</i>

1229
00:53:20,119 --> 00:53:22,413
is a whole bunch
of little guys, don't we?

1230
00:53:23,039 --> 00:53:25,166
Little guys,
who probably can't do it.

1231
00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:27,293
<i>Going off across the seas</i>

1232
00:53:27,376 --> 00:53:29,128
<i>to fight a whole lot
of Goliaths.</i>

1233
00:53:30,212 --> 00:53:32,256
<i>So, go, my little Davids.</i>

1234
00:53:32,673 --> 00:53:34,842
<i>Let's take it to Mr. Goliath
out there.</i>

1235
00:53:35,343 --> 00:53:38,054
<i>And let's get one
for American Samoa.</i>

1236
00:53:40,932 --> 00:53:41,933
Okay.

1237
00:53:42,016 --> 00:53:43,017
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

1238
00:53:43,476 --> 00:53:44,477
(CONGREGATION MEMBER COUGHS)

1239
00:53:45,144 --> 00:53:47,188
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

1240
00:53:47,271 --> 00:53:49,273
(CROWD CHEERING)

1241
00:54:00,993 --> 00:54:02,411
<i>So, off they go.</i>

1242
00:54:02,495 --> 00:54:04,622
<i>The American Samoan
soccer team</i>

1243
00:54:04,789 --> 00:54:07,625
<i>hoping not to embarrass
the nation any further.</i>

1244
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:10,586
Cut. That was really good,
Gus. (GRUNTS)

1245
00:54:10,962 --> 00:54:11,963
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

1246
00:54:12,046 --> 00:54:13,589
(CROWD CHEERING)

1247
00:54:13,673 --> 00:54:16,300
Go, go, go, go!

1248
00:54:18,260 --> 00:54:22,932
Tavita, let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Come on, move it!

1249
00:54:26,811 --> 00:54:28,688
Let's get this bird
in the air!

1250
00:54:35,403 --> 00:54:37,238
Wowie, that was some journey!

1251
00:54:37,405 --> 00:54:39,615
Yeah, I think I got
the jet lags. I need a nap.

1252
00:54:39,782 --> 00:54:41,617
Guys, it was only
a 35 minute flight.

1253
00:54:41,784 --> 00:54:42,785
Hey, guys!

1254
00:54:42,868 --> 00:54:44,537
We've officially crossed
the date line.

1255
00:54:44,704 --> 00:54:46,330
It's now yesterday.

1256
00:54:46,497 --> 00:54:47,498
- (PLAYERS EXCLAIM)
- PLAYER 1: Time travel!

1257
00:54:47,581 --> 00:54:48,749
- (CAR HORN HONKS)
- Look how fast

1258
00:54:48,833 --> 00:54:50,251
these crazies are going.

1259
00:54:50,418 --> 00:54:52,086
You know, someone's going
to get killed.

1260
00:54:52,670 --> 00:54:55,506
Slow down. Heaven's full.

1261
00:54:55,923 --> 00:54:56,924
(PLAYER 2 WHISTLES)

1262
00:54:57,008 --> 00:54:58,342
DARU: Yo, some pretty sweet
digs.

1263
00:54:58,676 --> 00:55:00,970
Okay, boys.
Good, you're settling in.

1264
00:55:01,137 --> 00:55:03,055
Now, I just have
one note here.

1265
00:55:03,139 --> 00:55:04,932
- Shh.
- The player reception is

1266
00:55:05,016 --> 00:55:08,853
at 5:30 in the PM time.
And it's compulsory feetwear.

1267
00:55:09,145 --> 00:55:10,730
So, wear something
on your feet, please.

1268
00:55:11,188 --> 00:55:15,651
Like a slippers. Or a sandal.
Okay, yeah.

1269
00:55:15,735 --> 00:55:16,861
- (PLAYER 3 GRUNTING)
- Thanks.

1270
00:55:16,944 --> 00:55:18,946
(TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING)

1271
00:55:21,574 --> 00:55:23,909
- Tonga, Tonga.
- (PLAYERS MUTTERING)

1272
00:55:25,911 --> 00:55:28,456
(PLAYERS MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS)

1273
00:55:31,417 --> 00:55:33,419
(HISSING AND KISSING SOUNDS
STOPS)

1274
00:55:34,545 --> 00:55:35,671
Nice of you guys to show up.

1275
00:55:36,005 --> 00:55:37,006
That's very kind. Thank you.

1276
00:55:37,173 --> 00:55:38,299
It was an insult!

1277
00:55:38,632 --> 00:55:40,885
Oh, I should've known you were
going to put a twist on it.

1278
00:55:41,052 --> 00:55:42,678
So, this is the competition.

1279
00:55:44,138 --> 00:55:45,389
Nothing to worry about.

1280
00:55:45,556 --> 00:55:47,641
No. Things have changed.
We got a new coach.

1281
00:55:47,808 --> 00:55:49,685
Your coach is shit.
He's a failure.

1282
00:55:50,269 --> 00:55:52,897
He's just like you.

1283
00:55:53,272 --> 00:55:55,441
Obviously, you're trying
to get under our skin.

1284
00:55:55,608 --> 00:55:58,903
But American Samoan skin
is impenetrable. Okay?

1285
00:55:59,111 --> 00:56:01,447
Unless you got a sharp object

1286
00:56:01,655 --> 00:56:06,243
like, um, scissors, um,
screwdriver, needle.

1287
00:56:06,494 --> 00:56:09,121
Anything that kind of comes
down to a really sharp point.

1288
00:56:09,205 --> 00:56:10,206
(SCOFFS)

1289
00:56:10,289 --> 00:56:12,166
- See you at the party.
- (TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING)

1290
00:56:12,249 --> 00:56:14,919
Don't forget to bring
your mascot. (CHUCKLES)

1291
00:56:16,837 --> 00:56:18,047
(PLAYERS MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS)

1292
00:56:23,177 --> 00:56:25,179
(TONGAN PLAYERS
SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

1293
00:56:25,971 --> 00:56:28,265
-"See you at the party later."
-"See you at the party later."

1294
00:56:28,557 --> 00:56:30,226
"See you at the party later."
(CHUCKLES)

1295
00:56:30,309 --> 00:56:31,477
It's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1296
00:56:32,645 --> 00:56:35,022
Oh, the glitz, the glamour,

1297
00:56:35,106 --> 00:56:36,982
the little flowers
on the table!

1298
00:56:37,149 --> 00:56:38,567
Thomas, isn't this wonderful?

1299
00:56:38,651 --> 00:56:41,487
Look, it's a veritable
who's that of world soccer.

1300
00:56:41,821 --> 00:56:44,448
Let's get out of here, T.
Hit the beach.

1301
00:56:44,615 --> 00:56:46,575
Six pack. This isn't us.

1302
00:56:46,909 --> 00:56:48,369
We just got here.
The night's still young.

1303
00:56:48,953 --> 00:56:50,496
- Oh, shit.
- MEN: Hey!

1304
00:56:50,663 --> 00:56:53,499
- There he is. There he is.
- T! T! (CHUCKLES)

1305
00:56:53,582 --> 00:56:55,501
KEITH: Good day, mate.
ANGUS: Fancy seeing you here.

1306
00:56:55,584 --> 00:56:56,585
- What's happening?
- Hey! Hey!

1307
00:56:56,669 --> 00:56:57,753
- Hi. All right.
- Hi.

1308
00:56:57,837 --> 00:56:58,963
- What's going on, huh?
- Angus.

1309
00:56:59,046 --> 00:57:00,047
Hey!

1310
00:57:00,131 --> 00:57:01,507
Hey, give him a bumming.
Give him a bumming.

1311
00:57:01,674 --> 00:57:03,425
- Oh, yeah. Bumming!
- Please.

1312
00:57:03,592 --> 00:57:05,845
- That's enough! That's enough!
- There you go. Right-oh.

1313
00:57:06,011 --> 00:57:08,180
Settle down, mate.
It's good to see you.

1314
00:57:09,306 --> 00:57:13,602
Tavita, this is, uh,
Angus, Keith. Socceroos.

1315
00:57:13,769 --> 00:57:16,856
Oh, the Socceroos,
our arch nemesises.

1316
00:57:17,565 --> 00:57:19,108
Hey? What are you...?

1317
00:57:19,483 --> 00:57:20,568
ANGUS AND KEITH: Oh!

1318
00:57:20,734 --> 00:57:22,236
American Samoa. (CHUCKLES)

1319
00:57:22,653 --> 00:57:24,113
- We played in that game.
- We played in that game.

1320
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:25,531
Yeah, show him your tattoo.
Tattoo!

1321
00:57:25,614 --> 00:57:26,824
Show him the tattoo,
show him the tattoo.

1322
00:57:26,991 --> 00:57:28,075
- Wait, wait.
- He doesn't show

1323
00:57:28,159 --> 00:57:29,160
- anyone this.
- Let me show you the tattoo.

1324
00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:32,538
ANGUS AND KEITH: Oh!

1325
00:57:32,621 --> 00:57:36,000
- (SINGING) <i>31, 31</i>
- (SINGING) <i>31, 31, 31</i>

1326
00:57:36,167 --> 00:57:38,335
Ah, mate, we've moved on.
Put it away.

1327
00:57:38,502 --> 00:57:40,004
No, we haven't.
It's part of our heritage.

1328
00:57:40,171 --> 00:57:41,672
- I'm putting it away.
- So, hey?

1329
00:57:41,755 --> 00:57:43,424
Coaching American Samoa.

1330
00:57:44,008 --> 00:57:45,467
Took the job
that nobody wanted.

1331
00:57:45,634 --> 00:57:46,635
- He hasn't even been...
- Right! Good on ya.

1332
00:57:46,719 --> 00:57:47,761
- ...fired yet.
- Hey, no, but seriously,

1333
00:57:47,845 --> 00:57:49,388
how they going?
You having a few wins?

1334
00:57:49,471 --> 00:57:50,472
KEITH: Yeah.

1335
00:57:50,723 --> 00:57:52,099
We're, you know, we're...

1336
00:57:52,266 --> 00:57:54,435
ANGUS: Oi! A-Train.

1337
00:57:54,518 --> 00:57:56,187
- Toot toot! (CHUCKLES)
- KEITH: A-Train!

1338
00:57:56,937 --> 00:57:59,982
- Hi.
- Hey. Hey. Hey.

1339
00:58:00,065 --> 00:58:01,442
Oh. Oh.

1340
00:58:03,777 --> 00:58:05,613
- You look good.
- I missed you.

1341
00:58:06,071 --> 00:58:07,072
You look good.

1342
00:58:07,239 --> 00:58:08,282
ALEX: Hey, there he is.

1343
00:58:08,449 --> 00:58:10,075
- Hey.
- Alex. Hey.

1344
00:58:10,534 --> 00:58:12,786
- You're looking kind of tired.
- Yes, I was going to say

1345
00:58:12,870 --> 00:58:13,954
he's looking pretty tired,
isn't he?

1346
00:58:14,121 --> 00:58:16,040
- Jet lag.
- Thank you.

1347
00:58:16,123 --> 00:58:18,459
Um, Tavita, I'd like
to introduce you

1348
00:58:18,542 --> 00:58:19,919
to Gail, my wife.

1349
00:58:20,085 --> 00:58:21,503
- Separated.
- Oh.

1350
00:58:21,670 --> 00:58:26,634
And this is Alex. Uh, my boss
and Gail's manfriend.

1351
00:58:27,885 --> 00:58:30,596
Mr. Alex, on behalf of FFAS,
we just want to thank you

1352
00:58:30,679 --> 00:58:31,805
for sending us
this super coach.

1353
00:58:32,014 --> 00:58:33,641
He's really turned things
around.

1354
00:58:34,808 --> 00:58:37,311
Great. Hey, can I talk to you
real quick outside?

1355
00:58:37,853 --> 00:58:38,854
- Sure.
- He wants to have a word

1356
00:58:38,938 --> 00:58:39,939
with you outside.

1357
00:58:40,356 --> 00:58:41,440
It won't take a second.

1358
00:58:43,943 --> 00:58:45,778
(PLAYERS SINGING IN SAMOAN)

1359
00:58:56,789 --> 00:58:58,874
(TONGAN PLAYERS LAUGHING)

1360
00:59:03,128 --> 00:59:04,129
Jaiyah!

1361
00:59:05,339 --> 00:59:07,174
- Jaiyah!
- (TONGAN PLAYERS LAUGH)

1362
00:59:08,759 --> 00:59:12,805
(EXHALES) Man. I got to say,
really proud of you.

1363
00:59:13,222 --> 00:59:15,474
We never thought
you'd make it. Congrats.

1364
00:59:15,849 --> 00:59:17,726
Thanks, Alex. I mean,
I don't know what to say.

1365
00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:19,979
I'm so proud of what
we've done here.

1366
00:59:20,396 --> 00:59:22,147
Yeah. That's great.

1367
00:59:22,231 --> 00:59:23,649
Not that it really matters
anymore.

1368
00:59:25,067 --> 00:59:26,068
What do you mean?

1369
00:59:26,568 --> 00:59:27,945
Don't worry about it.
It's just...

1370
00:59:29,029 --> 00:59:30,948
You have shown
real improvement

1371
00:59:31,031 --> 00:59:32,032
and that's what matters.

1372
00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:34,118
I'm going to find you
a real job after this.

1373
00:59:34,743 --> 00:59:35,911
Alex, what are you saying?

1374
00:59:38,706 --> 00:59:40,457
Look, Thomas,
I once had this dog.

1375
00:59:40,624 --> 00:59:42,376
- I know about the dog.
- No, this is a different dog.

1376
00:59:42,543 --> 00:59:44,336
You don't know this dog.
This dog was, uh,

1377
00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:45,587
this dog was never any good.

1378
00:59:45,754 --> 00:59:47,214
He was slow
and he couldn't run,

1379
00:59:47,298 --> 00:59:49,466
and he never caught a stick
or did anything

1380
00:59:49,633 --> 00:59:53,304
and so, the kindest thing
to do was to put him down.

1381
00:59:54,388 --> 00:59:55,764
So, we killed him. Shot him.

1382
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:57,850
The team is the dog?

1383
00:59:59,143 --> 01:00:01,395
Yeah, of course, the team
is the dog. It's a metaphor.

1384
01:00:01,562 --> 01:00:03,105
How many dogs
do you think I've killed?

1385
01:00:04,315 --> 01:00:09,320
Look, the herd is only as fast
as its slowest animal.

1386
01:00:10,237 --> 01:00:13,032
That's like
circle-of-life shit.

1387
01:00:13,198 --> 01:00:15,242
Well, I believe
we can score a goal.

1388
01:00:15,409 --> 01:00:17,745
A goal?
Who gives a shit about a goal?

1389
01:00:17,995 --> 01:00:19,163
What if we win the match?

1390
01:00:19,246 --> 01:00:20,956
(CHUCKLES) Come on.

1391
01:00:21,123 --> 01:00:22,916
I don't think they have a word
in their language for win.

1392
01:00:23,917 --> 01:00:27,838
Look, man. Soccer is not
in their DNA. They're weak.

1393
01:00:28,005 --> 01:00:30,299
No, Alex. They are not weak.

1394
01:00:30,466 --> 01:00:32,092
Some of the sacrifices
these players have made,

1395
01:00:32,259 --> 01:00:35,304
I mean, I'm talking about
life-altering sacrifices.

1396
01:00:36,221 --> 01:00:37,848
Look, I wish there was
something I could say

1397
01:00:38,015 --> 01:00:41,477
that would magically make you
feel better about this. Oh...

1398
01:00:43,729 --> 01:00:44,938
<i>Hakuna matata.</i>

1399
01:00:45,022 --> 01:00:47,024
(DRUMS PLAYING
IN THE DISTANCE)

1400
01:00:48,901 --> 01:00:50,903
(PLAYERS SINGING IN SAMOAN)

1401
01:00:59,870 --> 01:01:00,871
{\an8}COACH D'AMATO: (ON TV)
<i>The biggest battle</i>

1402
01:01:00,954 --> 01:01:01,997
{\an8}<i>of our professional lives</i>

1403
01:01:02,539 --> 01:01:04,124
<i>all comes down to today.</i>

1404
01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:05,876
<i>Now, either</i>

1405
01:01:06,502 --> 01:01:09,505
<i>we heal as a team</i>

1406
01:01:10,798 --> 01:01:13,342
<i>- or we're going to crumble...</i>
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1407
01:01:13,425 --> 01:01:17,179
<i>...inch by inch, play by play,
till we're finished.</i>

1408
01:01:17,930 --> 01:01:19,223
<i>We're in hell right now.</i>

1409
01:01:19,848 --> 01:01:21,683
<i>We can stay here, get the shit
kicked out of us...</i>

1410
01:01:21,850 --> 01:01:22,851
- Hi.
- Hey.

1411
01:01:22,935 --> 01:01:24,812
- Nightcap?
<i>- </i>  Sure.

1412
01:01:25,145 --> 01:01:26,897
- Let's go.
<i>- We can fight our way back...</i>

1413
01:01:27,064 --> 01:01:28,941
- Oh, right.
<i>- ...into the light.</i>

1414
01:01:29,525 --> 01:01:31,443
<i>We can climb out of hell...</i>

1415
01:01:33,237 --> 01:01:34,905
THOMAS: You know,
I think island life

1416
01:01:34,988 --> 01:01:36,990
has had a real effect on me.

1417
01:01:37,491 --> 01:01:41,537
I feel like a new man.
Kind of Zen.

1418
01:01:41,703 --> 01:01:42,830
You seem the same.

1419
01:01:43,497 --> 01:01:45,040
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1420
01:01:45,374 --> 01:01:46,375
Are you happy?

1421
01:01:46,542 --> 01:01:47,793
I feel terrific.

1422
01:01:48,377 --> 01:01:49,962
Tomorrow, we're going
to lose the match.

1423
01:01:50,129 --> 01:01:51,422
- Oh, come on.
- And get kicked out

1424
01:01:51,588 --> 01:01:53,966
- of International Football.
- You don't really think that.

1425
01:01:54,133 --> 01:01:55,426
Pretty much the end
of my career.

1426
01:01:55,509 --> 01:01:56,552
You're the best.

1427
01:01:56,927 --> 01:01:58,053
I'm a laughingstock.

1428
01:01:58,220 --> 01:01:59,721
You're a real buzzkill.

1429
01:01:59,888 --> 01:02:01,515
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

1430
01:02:01,598 --> 01:02:03,934
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1431
01:02:04,268 --> 01:02:05,269
This is fun.

1432
01:02:05,686 --> 01:02:06,812
This is fun.

1433
01:02:07,354 --> 01:02:08,355
I miss you.

1434
01:02:08,605 --> 01:02:09,815
I miss you too.

1435
01:02:10,691 --> 01:02:11,733
I love you.

1436
01:02:12,025 --> 01:02:14,611
You define love as wanting
to be wanted.

1437
01:02:14,695 --> 01:02:16,113
You just don't want
to be alone.

1438
01:02:16,488 --> 01:02:19,074
Yeah?
That's the definition of love.

1439
01:02:20,826 --> 01:02:22,202
I'll always have
a broken heart,

1440
01:02:22,286 --> 01:02:23,328
but I'm moving.

1441
01:02:24,705 --> 01:02:25,998
Trying to move on.

1442
01:02:27,291 --> 01:02:28,709
It's been two years
and I don't think

1443
01:02:28,792 --> 01:02:30,294
you're even talking about it.

1444
01:02:32,713 --> 01:02:34,089
What's there to talk about?

1445
01:02:38,469 --> 01:02:40,179
All right,
let's not talk then.

1446
01:02:40,596 --> 01:02:41,638
Come on, old man.

1447
01:02:41,889 --> 01:02:44,808
Oh, God.
Are we doing this? Really?

1448
01:02:45,517 --> 01:02:46,560
- GAIL: Come on.
- Okay.

1449
01:02:46,727 --> 01:02:47,769
GAIL: I bet you can't get it.

1450
01:02:47,936 --> 01:02:49,313
THOMAS: Well, you're supposed
to put it on the ground.

1451
01:02:49,396 --> 01:02:50,772
- (GAIL CHUCKLES)
- It's called football.

1452
01:02:52,483 --> 01:02:53,484
Hey!

1453
01:02:53,567 --> 01:02:55,569
GAIL: (CHUCKLES)
Don't tell me what to do.

1454
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:59,114
TAVITA: You have a very fascinating
family dynamic, Thomas.

1455
01:02:59,281 --> 01:03:01,450
You know,
I saw this German film.

1456
01:03:01,533 --> 01:03:03,452
And they seemed to have
a similar arrangement.

1457
01:03:03,619 --> 01:03:07,164
You know, there was this
one woman and all these guys.

1458
01:03:07,539 --> 01:03:09,958
I couldn't figure out
which one was married to her

1459
01:03:10,125 --> 01:03:12,461
because they were
all acting like they were

1460
01:03:12,628 --> 01:03:14,129
- married to her.
- ACE: Lovely jogging.

1461
01:03:14,296 --> 01:03:15,422
Best one I've seen yet.

1462
01:03:19,510 --> 01:03:20,761
DARU: Hey, it's Nicky!

1463
01:03:20,928 --> 01:03:23,305
Oh, Christmas has come early.
It's Nicky Salapu!

1464
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,890
- Nicky Salapu!
- Nicky!

1465
01:03:25,057 --> 01:03:27,059
- (NICKY CHUCKLES)
- (PLAYERS EXCLAIMING)

1466
01:03:28,602 --> 01:03:29,770
Where did he come from?

1467
01:03:30,062 --> 01:03:31,104
Nicky Salapu.

1468
01:03:31,271 --> 01:03:32,439
- THOMAS: Okay, okay.
- Yes!

1469
01:03:32,606 --> 01:03:34,566
THOMAS: Guys, come on,
come on. Leave him alone.

1470
01:03:34,650 --> 01:03:35,651
- Let's go, let's go.
- ACE: Come on,

1471
01:03:35,734 --> 01:03:37,319
- do your stretching.
- Let's get some breakfast,

1472
01:03:37,402 --> 01:03:39,029
- and, uh, hydrate.
- That way.

1473
01:03:39,196 --> 01:03:40,239
In that order.

1474
01:03:40,322 --> 01:03:41,782
(PLAYERS CHATTERING)

1475
01:03:41,865 --> 01:03:42,908
You made it.

1476
01:03:43,075 --> 01:03:45,994
I guess, uh, my speech
actually had some effect?

1477
01:03:46,161 --> 01:03:47,371
Well, no.

1478
01:03:48,121 --> 01:03:50,040
Actually, I did some research
on you, and it

1479
01:03:50,207 --> 01:03:51,959
turns out you're a bigger
loser than I am.

1480
01:03:52,834 --> 01:03:55,504
Yeah, I mean, you've failed
so many times or been fired.

1481
01:03:56,505 --> 01:03:58,090
It actually makes me feel
better about being

1482
01:03:58,173 --> 01:03:59,508
the worst goalkeeper
in the world.

1483
01:03:59,591 --> 01:04:00,592
Oh.

1484
01:04:00,676 --> 01:04:02,553
(LIPS TRILLING)

1485
01:04:03,387 --> 01:04:05,389
(TONGAN PLAYERS SHOUTING)

1486
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,642
(PLAYERS MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS)

1487
01:04:12,020 --> 01:04:14,022
(TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING)

1488
01:04:21,655 --> 01:04:23,824
(KISSING SOUNDS
AND HISSING STOPS)

1489
01:04:23,907 --> 01:04:25,325
American Samoa,

1490
01:04:25,409 --> 01:04:28,870
in a few hours we will see you
on the field with Tonga!

1491
01:04:29,329 --> 01:04:31,623
- Tonga!
- TONGAN TEAM: Tonga!

1492
01:04:31,790 --> 01:04:35,919
Tonga, in a few hours,
you meet American Samoa

1493
01:04:37,212 --> 01:04:38,463
on the field.

1494
01:04:39,131 --> 01:04:40,173
Also.

1495
01:04:40,799 --> 01:04:43,010
(TONGAN TEAM LAUGHING)

1496
01:04:45,804 --> 01:04:46,805
(LAUGHING STOPS)

1497
01:04:47,264 --> 01:04:48,849
Tonga! Move it out!

1498
01:04:49,641 --> 01:04:51,560
(TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING)

1499
01:04:51,643 --> 01:04:53,520
(PLAYERS MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS, STOPS)

1500
01:04:53,604 --> 01:04:56,189
All right, guys.
They're scared.

1501
01:04:56,273 --> 01:04:58,066
(PLAYERS AGREEING)

1502
01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:00,986
COMMENTATOR: <i>Welcome to
today's World Cup</i>

1503
01:05:01,069 --> 01:05:04,656
<i>qualifying match between Tonga
and American Samoa.</i>

1504
01:05:04,823 --> 01:05:05,866
Thank you.

1505
01:05:06,283 --> 01:05:07,409
Thank you.

1506
01:05:07,576 --> 01:05:08,994
Here's your seat, darling.
Here's your seat.

1507
01:05:09,161 --> 01:05:12,122
- Hi, fellas.
- Alligator! How are ya?

1508
01:05:14,499 --> 01:05:15,626
(THOMAS CLEARS THROAT)

1509
01:05:17,502 --> 01:05:18,879
Don't know what
to say, really.

1510
01:05:19,963 --> 01:05:23,216
A few minutes
to the biggest battle

1511
01:05:23,342 --> 01:05:24,635
of our professional lives.

1512
01:05:25,427 --> 01:05:26,762
All comes down to today.

1513
01:05:28,889 --> 01:05:31,892
Now, either we heal as a team.

1514
01:05:33,352 --> 01:05:36,688
Or we're going to crumble,
inch by inch,

1515
01:05:36,855 --> 01:05:39,232
play by play,
till we're finished.

1516
01:05:39,399 --> 01:05:42,069
Hang on. That's the <i>Any Given
Sunday</i> speech.

1517
01:05:42,152 --> 01:05:43,153
(PLAYERS AGREEING)

1518
01:05:44,446 --> 01:05:45,530
No, Daru.

1519
01:05:46,114 --> 01:05:50,619
So, I'd like you to see
this space as a safe space

1520
01:05:50,786 --> 01:05:52,621
where you can share
your stories,

1521
01:05:52,704 --> 01:05:55,123
your thoughts, hopes
and dreams.

1522
01:05:56,667 --> 01:05:58,168
So, please. Anyone.

1523
01:06:03,674 --> 01:06:06,176
Hey, what's up, everybody?
It's me, Smiley.

1524
01:06:06,343 --> 01:06:07,511
PLAYER: Hey, Smiley.

1525
01:06:07,719 --> 01:06:09,888
Um, it's funny you guys
call me Smiley.

1526
01:06:09,971 --> 01:06:11,098
I don't really smile much

1527
01:06:11,264 --> 01:06:12,849
outside of this place.

1528
01:06:14,518 --> 01:06:15,519
As some of you may know,

1529
01:06:15,602 --> 01:06:17,270
I had a pretty rough year
this past year

1530
01:06:18,271 --> 01:06:20,649
after both my parents
got arrested for...

1531
01:06:20,732 --> 01:06:21,733
Let's go, guys, time to play.

1532
01:06:23,485 --> 01:06:24,611
Another time, Smiley.

1533
01:06:25,612 --> 01:06:27,489
Okay, guys,
we've done the hard work.

1534
01:06:27,572 --> 01:06:28,907
Let's do this!

1535
01:06:29,616 --> 01:06:31,451
Wait a minute,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

1536
01:06:31,535 --> 01:06:32,619
Where's Jaiyah?

1537
01:06:32,703 --> 01:06:34,788
- (TEAM CHATTERING)
- Jaiyah, where is she?

1538
01:06:35,288 --> 01:06:36,289
Where's Jaiyah?

1539
01:06:37,457 --> 01:06:39,459
(SNIFFLING)

1540
01:06:40,001 --> 01:06:42,212
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

1541
01:06:42,629 --> 01:06:43,714
(JAIYAH GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)

1542
01:06:43,797 --> 01:06:45,424
Jaiyah! What's going on?

1543
01:06:45,716 --> 01:06:47,092
(SIGHS) Go away, coach.

1544
01:06:48,009 --> 01:06:50,303
- What's wrong?
- I just... (SOBS)

1545
01:06:50,387 --> 01:06:54,224
You know what? Pregame nerves.
Totally normal.

1546
01:06:54,975 --> 01:06:56,351
Pregame nerves.

1547
01:06:56,977 --> 01:06:59,271
Everybody gets them.
Hey, hey, hey,

1548
01:06:59,354 --> 01:07:01,314
come on, come on.
Oi, hey, hey.

1549
01:07:01,398 --> 01:07:03,900
- (SOBBING)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1550
01:07:04,776 --> 01:07:06,945
What is it? Hey, talk to me.

1551
01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:11,616
I went off my hormones.

1552
01:07:12,993 --> 01:07:15,287
I went off my hormones
so I could perform better.

1553
01:07:16,037 --> 01:07:17,456
For you and for the boys.

1554
01:07:17,831 --> 01:07:19,583
And now I don't feel
like myself.

1555
01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:22,377
I feel ugly.
And everyone knows it. And...

1556
01:07:22,836 --> 01:07:24,171
I feel crazy.

1557
01:07:24,337 --> 01:07:27,257
And I can't do this, coach,
I can't.

1558
01:07:27,424 --> 01:07:29,634
- Hey, hey?
- (SNIFFLING)

1559
01:07:30,051 --> 01:07:32,012
Look at me. Keep your head up,
keep your head up.

1560
01:07:32,179 --> 01:07:34,306
Come on, keep your head up.
Be proud.

1561
01:07:34,806 --> 01:07:36,725
You inspire those players
in there.

1562
01:07:37,517 --> 01:07:38,769
I can't inspire them.

1563
01:07:39,394 --> 01:07:40,729
I need your help.

1564
01:07:43,356 --> 01:07:44,649
They're not going
to follow me.

1565
01:07:46,318 --> 01:07:47,652
But they will follow you.

1566
01:07:50,030 --> 01:07:51,698
Will you do me a favor,

1567
01:07:51,782 --> 01:07:53,450
and lead them out
onto the pitch?

1568
01:08:01,291 --> 01:08:03,293
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1569
01:08:04,211 --> 01:08:05,212
Yeah?

1570
01:08:06,171 --> 01:08:07,547
Come on. Up you get.

1571
01:08:10,509 --> 01:08:11,802
Let's get you ready.

1572
01:08:12,594 --> 01:08:16,598
Okay, right.
Let's fix your hair, here.

1573
01:08:17,474 --> 01:08:18,850
Yeah. That's nice.

1574
01:08:19,643 --> 01:08:22,562
- Yeah, that looks terrible.
- It's kind of nice.

1575
01:08:23,522 --> 01:08:25,482
It's the way I used
to do my daughter's hair.

1576
01:08:25,565 --> 01:08:27,025
- She liked it.
- (CHUCKLES)

1577
01:08:27,108 --> 01:08:28,652
Well, she was
probably lying to you.

1578
01:08:29,653 --> 01:08:30,654
Very possible.

1579
01:08:32,322 --> 01:08:33,824
- You okay?
- I'm okay.

1580
01:08:33,990 --> 01:08:34,991
Okay.

1581
01:08:37,035 --> 01:08:38,119
I'll see you out there.

1582
01:08:41,706 --> 01:08:42,707
(SIGHS)

1583
01:08:44,334 --> 01:08:46,336
- (DRUMS PLAYING)
- (SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1584
01:08:56,429 --> 01:08:58,557
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

1585
01:09:02,477 --> 01:09:04,479
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1586
01:09:19,077 --> 01:09:21,079
(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

1587
01:09:25,876 --> 01:09:27,294
(IN ENGLISH) American Samoa!

1588
01:09:27,377 --> 01:09:29,379
(TEAM EXCLAIMS)

1589
01:09:29,838 --> 01:09:31,840
(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

1590
01:10:19,804 --> 01:10:21,306
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1591
01:10:29,564 --> 01:10:32,108
(TONGAN TEAM CHANTING
IN OTHER LANGUAGE)

1592
01:10:32,192 --> 01:10:34,527
(IN ENGLISH) Hey, boss.
I got these made up for us.

1593
01:10:34,694 --> 01:10:35,695
For you and me.

1594
01:10:36,112 --> 01:10:39,324
- The two Miyagis.
- Yeah. Two Miyagis.

1595
01:10:40,575 --> 01:10:42,452
{\an8}CASHIER: Shh, shh, shh!

1596
01:10:42,535 --> 01:10:43,578
Hey, hey, hey. (SPEAKS SAMOAN)

1597
01:10:43,662 --> 01:10:45,205
(IN ENGLISH) It's starting,
it's starting. Shh.

1598
01:10:47,624 --> 01:10:49,167
I'm embarrassed already.

1599
01:10:53,505 --> 01:10:55,131
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1600
01:10:56,716 --> 01:10:58,051
(PLAYER 1 EXCLAIMS)

1601
01:11:00,220 --> 01:11:01,805
MAN: Let's go, boys.

1602
01:11:04,724 --> 01:11:06,267
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1603
01:11:08,269 --> 01:11:10,188
THOMAS: Excellent.
Yes, Jaiyah.

1604
01:11:10,397 --> 01:11:11,940
Open it, give him some space.

1605
01:11:13,024 --> 01:11:14,317
(THOMAS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1606
01:11:14,401 --> 01:11:15,402
- ACE: Go, Jonah!
- Hit it!

1607
01:11:15,568 --> 01:11:17,862
- Go, Jonah!
- THOMAS: Kick it!

1608
01:11:17,946 --> 01:11:19,322
(GROANS)

1609
01:11:21,032 --> 01:11:22,283
This close. It was this close.

1610
01:11:22,617 --> 01:11:24,327
Here we go again.

1611
01:11:25,453 --> 01:11:26,830
Watch, watch, watch.

1612
01:11:26,997 --> 01:11:27,998
I got him! I got him!

1613
01:11:28,123 --> 01:11:29,249
RUTH: Go, Daru!

1614
01:11:29,416 --> 01:11:30,834
THOMAS: Daru,
stay on your feet!

1615
01:11:31,001 --> 01:11:32,043
Stay on your feet!

1616
01:11:33,378 --> 01:11:35,714
- Hold that back line.
- ACE: Yeah.

1617
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:38,008
Squeeze him, Jaiyah!
Don't let him roll you.

1618
01:11:39,926 --> 01:11:41,094
Come out, Nicky!

1619
01:11:41,261 --> 01:11:42,554
Come on, Nicky, you can do it!

1620
01:11:43,513 --> 01:11:44,889
- (GRUNTS)
- THOMAS: Good, good.

1621
01:11:44,973 --> 01:11:45,974
That's it.

1622
01:11:46,433 --> 01:11:48,560
Jaiyah! Don't let him
roll you like that.

1623
01:11:49,811 --> 01:11:50,812
It's okay.

1624
01:11:52,856 --> 01:11:54,858
Guys, guys! Go, go, go!

1625
01:11:55,191 --> 01:11:56,651
Pass it off! Pass it off!

1626
01:11:57,152 --> 01:11:59,863
Find the player.
Come on, Samson.

1627
01:12:00,030 --> 01:12:01,364
ACE: Samson!
THOMAS: Hunt him down.

1628
01:12:01,531 --> 01:12:03,491
First try, Jonah. First try!

1629
01:12:06,119 --> 01:12:07,412
(GROANS)

1630
01:12:07,495 --> 01:12:08,830
Not your day, mate.

1631
01:12:09,456 --> 01:12:10,457
Shut up!

1632
01:12:10,623 --> 01:12:11,958
Don't get fired, mate.

1633
01:12:12,125 --> 01:12:14,002
Get back, back, back! Back!

1634
01:12:15,295 --> 01:12:16,421
Come on, come on, come on.

1635
01:12:17,255 --> 01:12:18,256
Beat him to it.

1636
01:12:18,965 --> 01:12:20,341
- (TONGAN PLAYER GRUNTS)
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)

1637
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:23,303
- THOMAS: Daru, what was that?
- Sorry. I'm sorry.

1638
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,013
- Come on!
- THOMAS: Bring it in!

1639
01:12:25,096 --> 01:12:26,347
Bring it in. Come on.

1640
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:30,101
Rambo, switch with Vegas.
Daru, be careful.

1641
01:12:30,268 --> 01:12:32,020
- Nicole, I need you to...
- Nicole?

1642
01:12:32,187 --> 01:12:34,814
Jaiyah, I need you to control
that back line.

1643
01:12:35,065 --> 01:12:36,608
You have to communicate!

1644
01:12:36,775 --> 01:12:38,985
Now, I made you captain.
Now own it. Let's go!

1645
01:12:39,152 --> 01:12:40,195
- Okay, coach.
- Come on, team!

1646
01:12:40,278 --> 01:12:41,279
Let's go, team!

1647
01:12:41,446 --> 01:12:42,447
Let's go, team!

1648
01:12:45,909 --> 01:12:47,118
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1649
01:12:47,994 --> 01:12:49,954
- (GRUNTS)
- Keep going.

1650
01:12:50,663 --> 01:12:52,499
Go. Pass, pass. Pass.

1651
01:12:52,582 --> 01:12:53,875
(SPECTATORS GROAN)

1652
01:12:54,876 --> 01:12:58,088
Pass it. Support him.
What the...

1653
01:12:59,547 --> 01:13:01,424
- REFEREE: Coach.
- Okay.

1654
01:13:07,305 --> 01:13:08,306
Shit!

1655
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:10,141
(CHUCKLES)

1656
01:13:11,768 --> 01:13:15,271
Jaiyah, hold that back line!
Where are you going?

1657
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:24,322
(PLAYERS SHOUTING)

1658
01:13:26,032 --> 01:13:27,534
Ah! Shit.

1659
01:13:33,832 --> 01:13:35,250
SPECTATOR: Let's go, Rambo.
Come on.

1660
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:38,128
(GROANS)

1661
01:13:41,756 --> 01:13:42,757
(DARU GRUNTS)

1662
01:13:50,473 --> 01:13:52,308
- (SPECTATORS EXCLAIM)
- (NICKY GRUNTS)

1663
01:13:52,392 --> 01:13:53,518
(CHEERING)

1664
01:13:54,018 --> 01:13:56,062
COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>
SPECTATORS: No!

1665
01:13:56,229 --> 01:13:57,814
Oh, shit! Fuck!

1666
01:13:57,981 --> 01:13:59,774
(ALL GROANING)

1667
01:14:03,945 --> 01:14:04,946
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1668
01:14:05,029 --> 01:14:06,489
COMMENTATOR:
<i>And that's halftime.</i>

1669
01:14:06,656 --> 01:14:09,409
<i>Tonga takes a one nil lead
into the half.</i>

1670
01:14:16,624 --> 01:14:17,625
(THOMAS GRUNTS)

1671
01:14:24,090 --> 01:14:26,092
(TEAM CHATTERING)

1672
01:14:33,892 --> 01:14:34,934
(YELLING) Shut up!

1673
01:14:35,685 --> 01:14:36,769
Sit down!

1674
01:14:38,605 --> 01:14:40,231
What the hell is
going on out there?

1675
01:14:40,732 --> 01:14:42,025
What about all the training?

1676
01:14:42,275 --> 01:14:43,443
This is bullshit.

1677
01:14:44,694 --> 01:14:47,197
I would've killed
to play international soccer.

1678
01:14:48,239 --> 01:14:50,575
But you losers don't seem
to give two shits.

1679
01:14:50,992 --> 01:14:52,202
You're losers!

1680
01:14:53,369 --> 01:14:54,454
JONAH: I'm sorry, coach.

1681
01:14:55,496 --> 01:14:56,497
We're just not feeling it.

1682
01:14:56,873 --> 01:14:58,917
(MOCKINGLY) "Sorry, coach.
I'm just not feeling it."

1683
01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:01,794
What does that mean,
"not feeling it"? Nothing!

1684
01:15:02,253 --> 01:15:03,880
It does mean something,
Thomas.

1685
01:15:04,214 --> 01:15:06,257
Feeling is very important
to us.

1686
01:15:06,507 --> 01:15:08,218
It's not that we've forgotten
what you have taught us.

1687
01:15:08,301 --> 01:15:11,179
It's... it's just that we've
taken too much to heart.

1688
01:15:11,471 --> 01:15:13,932
It's too tense.
We keep thinking we might win.

1689
01:15:14,891 --> 01:15:16,184
We've never fought
like that before.

1690
01:15:16,351 --> 01:15:18,186
Well, don't worry. Because
that's not gonna happen

1691
01:15:18,269 --> 01:15:19,812
the way you're playing.
Trust me.

1692
01:15:19,896 --> 01:15:21,898
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

1693
01:15:28,529 --> 01:15:30,281
Yeah. Ah, Samson says

1694
01:15:30,448 --> 01:15:32,367
the guys are really
stressed out.

1695
01:15:32,533 --> 01:15:33,826
And stress is a silent killer.

1696
01:15:33,993 --> 01:15:34,994
It's like when the Predator...

1697
01:15:35,078 --> 01:15:37,288
THOMAS: Really?
ACE: Yeah.

1698
01:15:37,455 --> 01:15:40,416
Great. Perfect. I give up.
Sick of this shit.

1699
01:15:41,584 --> 01:15:42,627
Good luck.

1700
01:15:49,384 --> 01:15:51,886
Mr. Rongen? Mr. Rongen.

1701
01:15:52,679 --> 01:15:55,556
What? What do you want
from me, Tavita?

1702
01:15:55,723 --> 01:15:57,850
Look, I like you.
But I'm done.

1703
01:15:57,934 --> 01:15:59,102
I got to get off this island.

1704
01:15:59,269 --> 01:16:00,311
And you're not going
to change my mind

1705
01:16:00,395 --> 01:16:02,063
with any stories
of marinated fish.

1706
01:16:02,563 --> 01:16:04,941
I'm not here to talk
about marinated fish.

1707
01:16:05,024 --> 01:16:06,651
But I want you to be happy.

1708
01:16:06,818 --> 01:16:08,987
I'm not happy.
I'm not a happy person.

1709
01:16:09,445 --> 01:16:10,613
And I hate to break it to you,

1710
01:16:10,697 --> 01:16:12,448
but you're not going
to get your "one goal."

1711
01:16:13,241 --> 01:16:14,242
That's all right.

1712
01:16:14,325 --> 01:16:16,286
I'm kind of used to that
by now, Mr. Rongen.

1713
01:16:16,995 --> 01:16:18,329
It's not my fault, man.
I tried.

1714
01:16:18,413 --> 01:16:19,706
- I know, I know.
- They don't listen to me.

1715
01:16:19,789 --> 01:16:20,832
- I know.
- It's over!

1716
01:16:20,915 --> 01:16:23,584
- They're shutting you down.
- Oh. That I did not know.

1717
01:16:25,753 --> 01:16:27,839
(SIGHS) That will be why
Mr. Alex is here.

1718
01:16:29,549 --> 01:16:30,591
(TAVITA SIGHS)

1719
01:16:31,259 --> 01:16:32,260
Oh, well.

1720
01:16:32,719 --> 01:16:33,970
On the bright side,

1721
01:16:34,053 --> 01:16:36,597
I got to go
on a tropical island getaway.

1722
01:16:36,764 --> 01:16:39,225
Take in the sights
with my friend, Thomas.

1723
01:16:40,351 --> 01:16:41,394
What is it with you?

1724
01:16:42,395 --> 01:16:43,980
Why are you always
so positive?

1725
01:16:44,063 --> 01:16:45,064
It's sickening.

1726
01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:47,817
You should coach them.
They believe in you.

1727
01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:48,943
They believe in you.

1728
01:16:49,110 --> 01:16:50,862
But you have to show them
who you are.

1729
01:16:51,029 --> 01:16:53,031
They don't know you.
You don't talk to them.

1730
01:16:53,281 --> 01:16:54,949
Ever since you got
to our island,

1731
01:16:55,033 --> 01:16:56,034
you've been somewhere else.

1732
01:16:56,326 --> 01:16:57,994
Even now,
you're somewhere else.

1733
01:16:58,161 --> 01:16:59,162
Maybe it's in the past,

1734
01:16:59,245 --> 01:17:01,205
because you thought
you were happier then.

1735
01:17:01,497 --> 01:17:03,624
But I think you could
be happy here, now.

1736
01:17:04,459 --> 01:17:06,169
But you actually have
to be here, now.

1737
01:17:09,130 --> 01:17:10,131
I can't win.

1738
01:17:11,174 --> 01:17:12,175
Then lose.

1739
01:17:14,218 --> 01:17:15,470
But don't lose alone.

1740
01:17:16,387 --> 01:17:17,597
Lose with us.

1741
01:17:19,098 --> 01:17:20,558
And there's always
the second half.

1742
01:17:21,642 --> 01:17:22,852
That's another chance.

1743
01:17:24,937 --> 01:17:26,481
Second halves everywhere.

1744
01:17:26,564 --> 01:17:28,566
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1745
01:17:34,155 --> 01:17:36,199
(TEAM CHATTERING)

1746
01:17:42,705 --> 01:17:44,499
THOMAS: Right. Get rid of it.

1747
01:17:44,999 --> 01:17:46,417
This is all nonsense.

1748
01:17:47,502 --> 01:17:48,711
(THOMAS GRUNTS)

1749
01:17:59,847 --> 01:18:00,848
(EXHALES)

1750
01:18:02,809 --> 01:18:04,769
Mmm. Okay.

1751
01:18:06,562 --> 01:18:09,148
Shouldn't have, uh,
called you losers.

1752
01:18:09,232 --> 01:18:11,442
Um, it's not true. You're not.

1753
01:18:13,653 --> 01:18:14,654
I'm the loser.

1754
01:18:18,324 --> 01:18:20,785
So, (CLEARS THROAT)
two years ago,

1755
01:18:20,868 --> 01:18:22,829
I lost my daughter
in a car accident.

1756
01:18:23,329 --> 01:18:24,539
Her name was Nicole.

1757
01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:28,543
And that's her hat.

1758
01:18:33,047 --> 01:18:34,257
She was the greatest,
you know.

1759
01:18:34,340 --> 01:18:37,176
She was, um, bright and funny,
and, uh,

1760
01:18:37,677 --> 01:18:40,096
she loved soccer.
She loved it.

1761
01:18:42,765 --> 01:18:44,976
We used to sit up
and talk about the game.

1762
01:18:45,059 --> 01:18:46,060
Most nights.

1763
01:18:47,478 --> 01:18:48,646
And then, uh,

1764
01:18:49,230 --> 01:18:50,773
one day, she was
on her way to practice

1765
01:18:50,857 --> 01:18:53,192
and she lost control
and crashed.

1766
01:18:54,026 --> 01:18:55,027
That was it.

1767
01:18:56,028 --> 01:18:57,029
She was gone.

1768
01:18:58,948 --> 01:19:00,199
I lost my baby.

1769
01:19:00,992 --> 01:19:02,702
(SNIFFLES) Sorry. Okay.

1770
01:19:04,829 --> 01:19:07,081
I guess, I got pretty angry
at the world

1771
01:19:07,165 --> 01:19:09,834
but mainly, I was angry
at myself. Maybe...

1772
01:19:10,001 --> 01:19:12,211
if I took her to practice,
she'd still be here.

1773
01:19:13,379 --> 01:19:16,007
(EXHALES) Maybe if I was there
for her a bit more.

1774
01:19:16,507 --> 01:19:17,592
A lot of maybes.

1775
01:19:20,428 --> 01:19:21,679
Why'd I take this job?

1776
01:19:21,888 --> 01:19:23,639
For the challenge? No.

1777
01:19:23,806 --> 01:19:24,891
I couldn't give two shits

1778
01:19:24,974 --> 01:19:25,975
about turning
this team around.

1779
01:19:26,058 --> 01:19:28,728
I was, uh, forced to take it.

1780
01:19:29,687 --> 01:19:31,272
It was the only job
I could get.

1781
01:19:31,856 --> 01:19:33,566
And I didn't want it, guys.

1782
01:19:34,525 --> 01:19:36,736
You know, I thought
I was better than you.

1783
01:19:39,739 --> 01:19:42,909
And fact of the matter is,
you don't need me at all.

1784
01:19:43,493 --> 01:19:44,785
You're already perfect.

1785
01:19:46,662 --> 01:19:49,624
So basically, my advice
to you would be,

1786
01:19:49,707 --> 01:19:50,708
"Don't listen to me."

1787
01:19:52,084 --> 01:19:54,420
Go out there
and do what you do.

1788
01:19:54,629 --> 01:19:56,255
Or don't do it.

1789
01:19:56,756 --> 01:19:58,674
Whatever. You know?

1790
01:19:59,342 --> 01:20:00,468
You've reminded me

1791
01:20:00,551 --> 01:20:03,346
that I've always loved playing
more than winning.

1792
01:20:04,055 --> 01:20:05,973
So, enjoy this match.

1793
01:20:06,390 --> 01:20:08,392
I mean, life's short.
Football's a game.

1794
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,229
I just want you all
to be happy.

1795
01:20:14,732 --> 01:20:16,234
But we want to win, coach.

1796
01:20:18,611 --> 01:20:19,820
Then be happy.

1797
01:20:29,580 --> 01:20:31,582
(SINGING IN SAMOAN)

1798
01:21:11,247 --> 01:21:12,248
(SNIFFLES)

1799
01:21:30,766 --> 01:21:32,768
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1800
01:21:39,734 --> 01:21:41,527
(IN ENGLISH) Coach,
nice pep talk.

1801
01:21:43,195 --> 01:21:45,197
(SINGING CONTINUES)

1802
01:22:05,968 --> 01:22:07,303
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1803
01:22:07,386 --> 01:22:09,388
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1804
01:22:11,891 --> 01:22:15,394
Hey, Chief,
got any spare chicken, there?

1805
01:22:15,478 --> 01:22:17,313
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1806
01:22:21,484 --> 01:22:22,485
THOMAS: No pressure.

1807
01:22:22,902 --> 01:22:24,028
Enjoy yourselves.

1808
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:25,446
It's just a game.

1809
01:22:25,613 --> 01:22:27,782
(PLAYER 2 SPEAKING SAMOAN)

1810
01:22:27,865 --> 01:22:28,866
THOMAS: (IN ENGLISH)
Life is good.

1811
01:22:29,075 --> 01:22:30,701
ACE: Yes, Jaiyah. Yeah.

1812
01:22:31,869 --> 01:22:32,995
Oh, good kicking!

1813
01:22:33,162 --> 01:22:34,246
Push up, push up, push up.

1814
01:22:35,373 --> 01:22:36,374
THOMAS: Look for it.

1815
01:22:42,088 --> 01:22:43,089
(MUSIC STOPS)

1816
01:22:46,342 --> 01:22:48,260
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1817
01:22:49,095 --> 01:22:51,097
(EXHALES)

1818
01:22:55,559 --> 01:22:57,019
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1819
01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:01,982
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1820
01:23:29,385 --> 01:23:32,221
- COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>
- Yeah!

1821
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:34,682
- Yeah!
- (ALL CHEERING)

1822
01:23:37,393 --> 01:23:39,770
We scored a goal!
We scored a goal!

1823
01:23:39,937 --> 01:23:41,731
We actually scored a goal!

1824
01:23:41,814 --> 01:23:42,815
(GROANS)

1825
01:23:46,861 --> 01:23:48,279
(ALL CHEERING)

1826
01:23:48,362 --> 01:23:50,156
That's my boy! That's my boy!

1827
01:23:50,322 --> 01:23:53,451
COMMENTATOR: <i>This is the first
goal ever for American Samoa.</i>

1828
01:23:53,743 --> 01:23:55,077
Let's go, Samoa!

1829
01:23:55,244 --> 01:23:58,372
My baby!
Rambo did it, you guys.

1830
01:23:58,539 --> 01:23:59,790
COMMENTATOR: <i>What a match!</i>

1831
01:23:59,915 --> 01:24:01,917
(ALL CHEERING)

1832
01:24:02,835 --> 01:24:03,836
Wow!

1833
01:24:04,044 --> 01:24:05,045
(LAUGHING)

1834
01:24:05,713 --> 01:24:07,506
(ALL CHEERING)

1835
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:16,182
Whoa, no, no, no. Whoa.
Somebody!

1836
01:24:16,974 --> 01:24:19,018
Darling! Darling!

1837
01:24:19,101 --> 01:24:20,102
Oh, no!

1838
01:24:20,269 --> 01:24:22,354
- Help!
- Somebody.

1839
01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:24,482
I need medical assistance
over in section...

1840
01:24:26,525 --> 01:24:30,404
Hey, Ma. Dad. Dad. Wake up.

1841
01:24:31,197 --> 01:24:33,115
Dad, it's me. Dad?

1842
01:24:33,365 --> 01:24:35,409
RUTH: No, no, no. Okay, okay.
DARU: Hey, hey.

1843
01:24:35,493 --> 01:24:36,535
Calm down. Calm down.

1844
01:24:36,702 --> 01:24:38,454
- What happened?
- (TAVITA SIGHS)

1845
01:24:38,621 --> 01:24:40,748
They said I suffered
a massive stroke.

1846
01:24:40,915 --> 01:24:42,041
Heat stroke.

1847
01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:44,251
Yeah, a massive heat stroke.

1848
01:24:44,418 --> 01:24:45,419
It was awful, son.

1849
01:24:45,586 --> 01:24:46,962
Scary for everyone involved.

1850
01:24:47,046 --> 01:24:49,924
But in time,
maybe even an hour,

1851
01:24:50,966 --> 01:24:52,510
I think I'll be up
on my feet again.

1852
01:24:52,676 --> 01:24:53,677
Okay, you're going to be okay.

1853
01:24:53,761 --> 01:24:55,137
How much did we lose by?
10-one?

1854
01:24:55,221 --> 01:24:56,347
- What was the final score?
- Calm down, Dad. Okay?

1855
01:24:56,430 --> 01:24:58,557
- Breathe in. (INHALES) Out.
- (INHALES, EXHALES)

1856
01:24:58,849 --> 01:25:00,559
- I'm ready, I'm ready, okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, okay. Calm down.

1857
01:25:00,726 --> 01:25:02,019
- Tell me what happened.
- Calm down. You calm?

1858
01:25:02,186 --> 01:25:03,187
TAVITA: Okay. Yeah. Go.

1859
01:25:03,270 --> 01:25:04,271
Now I'm going to tell you
what happened.

1860
01:25:04,355 --> 01:25:05,773
- Tell me what happened.
- All right.

1861
01:25:07,650 --> 01:25:09,151
DARU: <i>Possession kept going
back and forth.</i>

1862
01:25:09,860 --> 01:25:11,445
<i>And things were tense.</i>

1863
01:25:11,529 --> 01:25:13,614
<i>Because we knew the whole
country was watching.</i>

1864
01:25:15,366 --> 01:25:17,201
<i>And that people would talk
about this day</i>

1865
01:25:17,284 --> 01:25:18,702
<i>for years to come.</i>

1866
01:25:20,204 --> 01:25:21,747
<i>And then Tonga broke
with the ball.</i>

1867
01:25:21,914 --> 01:25:23,624
- I got him!
<i>- It was a one-on-one</i>

1868
01:25:23,707 --> 01:25:25,209
<i>between me and Alishe and I
thought I could take the ball.</i>

1869
01:25:25,543 --> 01:25:26,877
<i>But if I dived in and missed,</i>

1870
01:25:27,086 --> 01:25:28,212
there was going
to be a certain goal.

1871
01:25:29,588 --> 01:25:30,714
<i>But it was different.</i>

1872
01:25:30,881 --> 01:25:31,882
I felt different.

1873
01:25:32,842 --> 01:25:33,926
<i>I stood up</i>

1874
01:25:35,386 --> 01:25:36,387
<i>and I tackled him.</i>

1875
01:25:36,595 --> 01:25:38,097
- (TONGAN PLAYER GRUNTS)
- (SPECTATORS CHEER)

1876
01:25:38,180 --> 01:25:39,473
<i>Suddenly, we're on the attack.</i>

1877
01:25:40,641 --> 01:25:42,518
<i>I played the ball up to Vegas.</i>

1878
01:25:42,810 --> 01:25:44,103
He saw the keeper
out of position and

1879
01:25:44,270 --> 01:25:46,021
<i>he shot with
his almighty power.</i>

1880
01:25:49,608 --> 01:25:50,609
<i>But the keeper</i>

1881
01:25:50,776 --> 01:25:52,611
saved and scrambled it
behind for a corner.

1882
01:25:52,862 --> 01:25:55,072
Yes! This is it, this is it.

1883
01:25:55,239 --> 01:25:56,240
Jaiyah!

1884
01:25:56,574 --> 01:25:57,575
Get up.

1885
01:25:58,909 --> 01:26:00,995
DARU: <i>In the box there was
a lot of tussling,</i>

1886
01:26:01,078 --> 01:26:02,413
<i>and things were
getting serious.</i>

1887
01:26:03,247 --> 01:26:04,498
<i>Deph took the corner.</i>

1888
01:26:06,375 --> 01:26:08,043
<i>It was a right-footed
in-swinger.</i>

1889
01:26:08,961 --> 01:26:10,713
<i>It looked like Tonga
would clear.</i>

1890
01:26:11,046 --> 01:26:12,339
But then...

1891
01:26:13,173 --> 01:26:14,300
<i>Jaiyah.</i>

1892
01:26:20,848 --> 01:26:21,974
Goal.

1893
01:26:22,349 --> 01:26:23,350
Yeah!

1894
01:26:23,434 --> 01:26:25,728
- (ALL CHEERING)
- (JAIYAH LAUGHING)

1895
01:26:27,021 --> 01:26:28,981
That's what
I'm talking about, boy.

1896
01:26:29,148 --> 01:26:30,524
Goal!

1897
01:26:31,066 --> 01:26:32,610
COMMENTATOR: <i>And another
historic goal!</i>

1898
01:26:32,818 --> 01:26:34,820
(ALL LAUGHING)

1899
01:26:35,654 --> 01:26:38,032
<i>Unbelievable!
American Samoa...</i>

1900
01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:39,199
Yes!

1901
01:26:39,366 --> 01:26:40,367
COMMENTATOR: <i>...the
last-ranked team in the world,</i>

1902
01:26:40,451 --> 01:26:41,869
<i>might actually win this thing!</i>

1903
01:26:42,828 --> 01:26:43,829
- We scored?
- Yeah.

1904
01:26:43,996 --> 01:26:45,623
- A goal? An actual goal?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

1905
01:26:45,789 --> 01:26:46,790
Another one?

1906
01:26:46,957 --> 01:26:48,334
- Okay.
- Did you hear that? Two!

1907
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,669
Everything was going great.
With only 30 seconds left

1908
01:26:50,753 --> 01:26:52,171
{\an8}<i>on the clock.
We were winning.</i>

1909
01:26:52,338 --> 01:26:53,672
<i>But then the referee decided
to add</i>

1910
01:26:53,839 --> 01:26:54,882
five minutes to the game.

1911
01:26:55,049 --> 01:26:56,216
- What a disgrace.
- Yeah.

1912
01:26:56,383 --> 01:26:57,384
TAVITA: Then what happened?

1913
01:26:57,468 --> 01:26:58,677
DARU: <i>The match
was almost over.</i>

1914
01:26:58,761 --> 01:27:00,179
<i>We were holding up
under the pressure.</i>

1915
01:27:02,222 --> 01:27:05,434
(INHALES SHARPLY, EXHALES)

1916
01:27:05,935 --> 01:27:06,936
TONGAN PLAYER: Got it!

1917
01:27:07,603 --> 01:27:08,646
Stop, thief!

1918
01:27:09,271 --> 01:27:10,898
You can only get away
with one of those a game.

1919
01:27:11,857 --> 01:27:13,692
The ball was passed wide
and the Tonga winger

1920
01:27:13,859 --> 01:27:15,444
<i>sent over a great cross.</i>

1921
01:27:17,029 --> 01:27:18,530
<i>Nicky was catching these
all day,</i>

1922
01:27:18,697 --> 01:27:20,157
<i>but under the pressure...</i>

1923
01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:21,241
(NICKY GRUNTS)

1924
01:27:22,242 --> 01:27:23,243
<i>...he fumbled it.</i>

1925
01:27:23,535 --> 01:27:25,412
<i>It hit his hand and it was
rolling towards the goal.</i>

1926
01:27:26,956 --> 01:27:27,998
- Oh, shit.
- DARU: <i>Then,</i>

1927
01:27:28,165 --> 01:27:29,166
out of nowhere

1928
01:27:29,708 --> 01:27:30,751
<i>came Jaiyah.</i>

1929
01:27:30,918 --> 01:27:32,544
<i>She slid in at the last minute
and hooked</i>

1930
01:27:32,628 --> 01:27:34,588
<i>the ball off the line,
saving a certain goal.</i>

1931
01:27:34,755 --> 01:27:36,256
Yes, Jaiyah! Yes!

1932
01:27:36,966 --> 01:27:37,967
But then,

1933
01:27:38,133 --> 01:27:39,343
<i>the ball fell to Alishe</i>

1934
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,178
<i>and he wasn't going to miss.</i>

1935
01:27:41,345 --> 01:27:42,846
<i>I didn't have any option.</i>

1936
01:27:43,013 --> 01:27:44,807
<i>As he drew back to shoot,
I dived in.</i>

1937
01:27:44,890 --> 01:27:45,891
(DARU GRUNTS)

1938
01:27:46,475 --> 01:27:48,852
<i>Clear penalty.
It was my fault.</i>

1939
01:27:48,936 --> 01:27:51,438
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Hit him, darling.

1940
01:27:52,773 --> 01:27:54,817
- You idiot!
- Then what happened?

1941
01:27:54,984 --> 01:27:57,111
Nicky Salapu had to
face the penalty by himself.

1942
01:27:57,319 --> 01:27:59,154
- Oh, Jesus, it gets worse.
- RUTH: Oh, God.

1943
01:27:59,279 --> 01:28:01,240
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1944
01:28:01,323 --> 01:28:03,325
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1945
01:28:06,537 --> 01:28:08,414
"I had been catching these
all day.

1946
01:28:09,289 --> 01:28:10,457
<i>"It was my time."</i>

1947
01:28:11,083 --> 01:28:12,960
ACE: <i>Everything was
on the line.</i>

1948
01:28:13,127 --> 01:28:14,545
Oh, the pressure!

1949
01:28:14,712 --> 01:28:15,713
- Yeah. He was under pressure.
- Oh, pressure.

1950
01:28:15,879 --> 01:28:17,006
- Absolutely. Pressure.
- Oh! Pressure cooker.

1951
01:28:17,172 --> 01:28:18,173
THOMAS: Come on, Nicky.
PLAYER 3: Go, Nicky.

1952
01:28:18,257 --> 01:28:19,341
THOMAS: Let's go, Nicky!
PLAYER 3: Let's go!

1953
01:28:21,510 --> 01:28:23,554
- Let's go, Nicky.
- TAVITA: <i>Don't tell me</i>

1954
01:28:23,721 --> 01:28:25,639
Nicky Salapu had a meltdown
in goal?

1955
01:28:25,889 --> 01:28:27,641
<i>The horror of those
31 goals against</i>

1956
01:28:27,808 --> 01:28:28,809
<i>Australia 10 years ago</i>

1957
01:28:28,976 --> 01:28:30,185
<i>came back and haunted him.</i>

1958
01:28:33,355 --> 01:28:34,356
(GROANS)

1959
01:28:34,648 --> 01:28:37,151
<i>I suppose he lost
his composure</i>

1960
01:28:37,234 --> 01:28:38,694
<i>and just stepped aside
and let the ball go in.</i>

1961
01:28:38,861 --> 01:28:40,154
<i>Damn everyone watching!</i>

1962
01:28:40,362 --> 01:28:41,405
Is that what happened?

1963
01:28:41,989 --> 01:28:43,449
He probably was
freaking out a bit.

1964
01:28:43,657 --> 01:28:45,075
"But I wasn't freaking out."

1965
01:28:45,409 --> 01:28:46,994
ACE: <i>Nicky wasn't freaking out</i>

1966
01:28:47,536 --> 01:28:49,496
because he knew
he had the history

1967
01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:51,915
of a thousand chiefs
holding him up.

1968
01:28:52,082 --> 01:28:54,251
But he just had to
let go of everything.

1969
01:28:54,460 --> 01:28:55,502
"The past."

1970
01:28:57,504 --> 01:28:58,630
ACE: <i>The present.</i>

1971
01:28:59,631 --> 01:29:00,799
NICKY: <i>"The future.</i>

1972
01:29:01,759 --> 01:29:02,926
"But I had to let it go.

1973
01:29:03,385 --> 01:29:04,386
(EXHALES)

1974
01:29:05,054 --> 01:29:06,180
"<i>All of it."</i>

1975
01:29:07,056 --> 01:29:09,683
He just had to become Nicky.

1976
01:29:09,933 --> 01:29:12,978
I'm Nicky Salapu. Say it.

1977
01:29:13,771 --> 01:29:15,230
I'm Nicky Salapu.

1978
01:29:15,314 --> 01:29:16,940
(TENSE CHOIR MUSIC PLAYING)

1979
01:29:17,024 --> 01:29:18,067
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1980
01:29:24,615 --> 01:29:26,408
(GRUNTING)

1981
01:29:31,121 --> 01:29:32,664
- (CHEERS)
- (ALL CHEERING)

1982
01:29:32,748 --> 01:29:34,750
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1983
01:29:39,963 --> 01:29:41,048
DARU: <i>The whistle blew.</i>

1984
01:29:41,507 --> 01:29:44,134
<i>For a second, we didn't know
what was going on.</i>

1985
01:29:44,885 --> 01:29:46,512
<i>We never felt
like this before.</i>

1986
01:29:47,096 --> 01:29:48,430
Until we'd realized...

1987
01:29:49,765 --> 01:29:51,141
{\an8}COMMENTATOR: <i>With a final
score of two-to-one,</i>

1988
01:29:51,225 --> 01:29:52,684
<i>American Samoa...</i>

1989
01:29:52,851 --> 01:29:56,063
We win! We won!
We won! We won!

1990
01:29:56,146 --> 01:29:58,232
(ALL CHEERING)

1991
01:29:58,315 --> 01:29:59,650
Yeah!

1992
01:30:07,658 --> 01:30:09,576
COMMENTATOR: <i>American Samoa
wins its</i>

1993
01:30:09,743 --> 01:30:11,703
<i>first match ever!</i>

1994
01:30:14,123 --> 01:30:16,125
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

1995
01:30:25,342 --> 01:30:26,343
ALEX: We did this!

1996
01:30:29,471 --> 01:30:31,140
All right! (CHUCKLES)

1997
01:30:35,519 --> 01:30:36,645
(THOMAS CHUCKLES)

1998
01:30:41,775 --> 01:30:43,735
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

1999
01:30:46,905 --> 01:30:48,115
- We won?
- We won?

2000
01:30:48,282 --> 01:30:50,242
- We won. You won a game, Dad.
- What?

2001
01:30:50,409 --> 01:30:52,035
- Yes, Jesus, we won!
- Oh, we won!

2002
01:30:52,369 --> 01:30:53,370
- Yes!
- (DARU CHUCKLES)

2003
01:30:53,537 --> 01:30:54,705
- I always knew it.
- (CHUCKLES)

2004
01:30:55,038 --> 01:30:56,582
Oh, son,
I knew you could do it.

2005
01:30:56,665 --> 01:30:58,750
- Oh, my heart, my heart!
- Okay.

2006
01:30:58,917 --> 01:31:00,127
One goal! One goal!

2007
01:31:08,093 --> 01:31:10,095
- (WAVES LAPPING)
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)

2008
01:31:11,889 --> 01:31:13,932
VOICEMAIL: <i>Last saved message.</i>

2009
01:31:14,933 --> 01:31:16,518
NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
<i>Okay, seriously,</i>

2010
01:31:17,269 --> 01:31:19,688
<i>get Mom to show you
how to check your messages.</i>

2011
01:31:20,439 --> 01:31:22,482
<i>Although, I guess
if you're hearing this,</i>

2012
01:31:22,566 --> 01:31:24,193
<i>you've figured it out.</i>

2013
01:31:25,611 --> 01:31:27,196
<i>Anyway, to answer
your question,</i>

2014
01:31:27,362 --> 01:31:29,239
<i>school is good.
It's great, actually.</i>

2015
01:31:29,740 --> 01:31:31,575
<i>I genuinely
like all my classes.</i>

2016
01:31:31,742 --> 01:31:33,827
<i>Intro to Psych is really cool,
and so is Anthro.</i>

2017
01:31:33,911 --> 01:31:35,621
<i>That professor is
just awesome.</i>

2018
01:31:36,371 --> 01:31:38,373
<i>And everyone's happy
to be here.</i>

2019
01:31:38,540 --> 01:31:40,125
<i>I've met so many new people.</i>

2020
01:31:40,292 --> 01:31:41,919
<i>And there's just
so much to talk about.</i>

2021
01:31:42,461 --> 01:31:45,714
<i>I mean, it's like
anything's possible, you know?</i>

2022
01:31:46,965 --> 01:31:48,717
<i>I don't know.
I guess I'm just saying</i>

2023
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:50,510
<i>there's more to life
than soccer.</i>

2024
01:31:51,887 --> 01:31:53,764
<i>Okay. Love you.</i>

2025
01:31:53,847 --> 01:31:55,849
(THOMAS BREATHING HEAVILY)

2026
01:31:58,101 --> 01:31:59,519
(BELL TOLLING)

2027
01:32:24,836 --> 01:32:26,838
(ALL SINGING IN SAMOAN)

2028
01:32:49,486 --> 01:32:52,406
(IN ENGLISH) Dear Lord.
What more can I say?

2029
01:32:52,698 --> 01:32:53,699
Nothing, really.

2030
01:32:53,949 --> 01:32:56,285
I had a dream
and it came true.

2031
01:32:56,618 --> 01:32:57,828
We scored a goal.

2032
01:32:57,995 --> 01:32:59,162
And then we scored
another goal.

2033
01:32:59,329 --> 01:33:00,414
And then we won a game!

2034
01:33:01,873 --> 01:33:03,583
And then, we lost
the next game.

2035
01:33:03,667 --> 01:33:05,627
And we didn't qualify
for the World Cup.

2036
01:33:05,877 --> 01:33:07,796
But you know what, Lord?
Despite that loss,

2037
01:33:07,963 --> 01:33:09,548
I'm happy.

2038
01:33:09,715 --> 01:33:12,259
So, thank you
for sending us Mr. Rongen.

2039
01:33:12,426 --> 01:33:14,303
We've become
quite attached to him.

2040
01:33:14,553 --> 01:33:17,472
It's like finding a little
lost white kid at the mall

2041
01:33:17,806 --> 01:33:19,474
and telling him
which way to go.

2042
01:33:20,559 --> 01:33:22,561
Thank you, Lord. Amen.

2043
01:33:22,728 --> 01:33:23,812
ALL: Amen.

2044
01:33:23,979 --> 01:33:25,188
THOMAS: Dear Lord.

2045
01:33:26,064 --> 01:33:29,651
I'm praying as a weird way
of letting the team know that

2046
01:33:29,901 --> 01:33:31,486
I've been offered a job

2047
01:33:31,653 --> 01:33:33,322
with MLS side, LA Galaxy

2048
01:33:33,655 --> 01:33:35,032
starting immediately.

2049
01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:36,491
(GROUP MURMURING)

2050
01:33:36,825 --> 01:33:40,495
But as of today, I've decided
not to take the job. Amen.

2051
01:33:40,829 --> 01:33:42,331
GROUP: Amen.
TAVITA: Wow, Lord, that is

2052
01:33:42,497 --> 01:33:45,876
a huge gesture and
a real credit to us as a team.

2053
01:33:47,044 --> 01:33:48,879
Uh, well, Lord, the thing is

2054
01:33:49,463 --> 01:33:50,547
I'm still leaving.

2055
01:33:50,630 --> 01:33:52,382
(GROUP MURMURING)

2056
01:33:52,466 --> 01:33:53,925
But not for football, Lord.

2057
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,636
I want some time for me.

2058
01:33:56,928 --> 01:33:58,722
Uh, you know,
so I can remind myself

2059
01:33:58,805 --> 01:34:01,183
that there's other
more important things

2060
01:34:01,350 --> 01:34:03,393
to life than this game. Amen.

2061
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:04,895
GROUP: Amen.
TAVITA: Dear Lord.

2062
01:34:05,270 --> 01:34:07,105
Way to get our hopes up, jeez!

2063
01:34:07,272 --> 01:34:08,982
It's a real rollercoaster
ride, this one.

2064
01:34:09,649 --> 01:34:11,526
Oh, well, in that case,

2065
01:34:11,693 --> 01:34:16,490
please tell Mr. Rongen that
we love him very much.

2066
01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:21,328
And that he will always have
a home here in American Samoa.

2067
01:34:22,871 --> 01:34:24,539
- (TAVITA SPEAKING SAMOAN)
- (GROUP SPEAKING SAMOAN)

2068
01:34:24,623 --> 01:34:25,624
(IN ENGLISH) Amen.

2069
01:34:27,959 --> 01:34:29,961
(ALL SINGING IN SAMOAN)

2070
01:34:31,338 --> 01:34:33,340
(SOFT SENTIMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

2071
01:34:40,847 --> 01:34:42,933
(GROUP CHANTING INDISTINCTLY)

2072
01:34:58,281 --> 01:35:00,700
(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

2073
01:35:04,454 --> 01:35:05,497
{\an8}(IN ENGLISH) Do you want
to get your asses kicked

2074
01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:08,083
by Tonga?
Go! Pressure! Fighter!

2075
01:35:08,834 --> 01:35:10,669
Ay-ay-ay, Daru.

2076
01:35:11,878 --> 01:35:13,004
Yes, yes.

2077
01:35:13,088 --> 01:35:15,507
(<i>SU'GA EA</i> BY
THA FEELSTYLE PLAYING)

2078
01:35:21,763 --> 01:35:23,056
(CLUCKING)

2079
01:35:23,890 --> 01:35:24,891
Good job.

2080
01:35:24,975 --> 01:35:26,810
(PLAYERS GRUNTING)

2081
01:35:36,236 --> 01:35:37,737
THOMAS: Come on, Jaiyah, go!
Push, push, push, push!

2082
01:35:39,197 --> 01:35:40,657
Just want to say,
I love you guys.

2083
01:35:40,740 --> 01:35:44,953
{\an8}No matter how different I am.
And how different we all are.

2084
01:35:46,621 --> 01:35:47,831
{\an8}(ALL CHEERING)

2085
01:37:55,292 --> 01:37:57,294
{\an8}(GENTLE ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING)

2086
01:39:36,434 --> 01:39:38,436
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

2087
01:41:58,868 --> 01:42:00,870
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

2088
01:43:14,694 --> 01:43:16,237
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

2089
01:43:16,321 --> 01:43:18,156
PRIEST: <i>And so ends
our tale of woe.</i>

2090
01:43:18,907 --> 01:43:20,867
I guess it just goes to show,

2091
01:43:20,950 --> 01:43:22,535
no matter what happens to you,

2092
01:43:22,702 --> 01:43:24,913
when the going gets rough,
when the chips are down,

2093
01:43:25,079 --> 01:43:26,623
when you feel like
you can't carry on,

2094
01:43:26,789 --> 01:43:28,374
when you feel
like there's no hope

2095
01:43:29,250 --> 01:43:30,710
or you just can't do it,

2096
01:43:32,670 --> 01:43:34,380
anything can happen

2097
01:43:34,547 --> 01:43:36,633
and a whole lot of miracles

2098
01:43:37,467 --> 01:43:40,470
when you just have
a little bit of faith.

2099
01:43:47,477 --> 01:43:48,728
Ah, shit!