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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(BELL TOLLING)

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(CHOIR SINGING)

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(PLAYERS CHANTING
INDISTINCTLY)

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(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

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(CHOIR SINGING CONTINUES)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Oh, hello, there!

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Didn't see you
creeping up
behind me.

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Welcome. Come on,
come in here
and listen

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to this wonderful tale of woe.

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Not woe as in,
"Ah, bummer, man!"

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But woe as in,
"Whoa! That's amazing!

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"I can't believe
that pretty much
actually happened!

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"With a couple
of embellishments

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"along the way."

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<i>Our tale is a tale
of two islands.</i>

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<i>One is
a teeny-weeny
beautiful,</i>

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<i>little tropical island
in the Pacific Ocean</i>

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<i>called American Samoa.</i>

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<i>Home to a wonderful people,
who are deeply religious,</i>

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<i>hardworking and deeply religious.</i>

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<i>But the other island,
that was a man.</i>

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<i>The Palagi white man!</i>

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And just like
any incredible story,

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our tale begins
with utter humiliation.

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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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COMMENTATOR 1:
<i>Well, here they come.
American Samoa.</i>

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<i>A bit of smiling going on,
but some apprehension as well.</i>

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<i>Well, that's the first one.</i>

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<i>Goal! It's three.</i>

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<i>They scored again.
Five for the Socceroos.</i>

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<i>Goodness me. Humiliation.
Boys against men.</i>

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<i>Oh dear, oh dear.
Hard to keep count.</i>

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<i>It's getting embarrassing.</i>

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<i>Goal. Goal. Goal.</i>

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<i>Just too easy. Goal.</i>

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(GOALKEEPER GRUNTS)

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(SIGHS)
COMMENTATOR 2: <i>Thirty-one.
American Samoa</i>

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<i>on the wrong end
of the biggest</i>

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<i>World Cup hammering ever.</i>

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PRIEST: <i>And 10 years later,
they were just as bad.</i>

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<i>In fact, I think they had
actually gotten worse.</i>

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(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

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Come on!

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(PLAYERS CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

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(IN ENGLISH)
American Samoa!

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(PLAYERS CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

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TEAM: (IN ENGLISH) Samoa!
PLAYER 1: Samoa!

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You guys suck!

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OPPOSITION PLAYER:
Oh, we're going to lose.

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<i>(MUSIKA MALIE</i>
BY L.E.A.O PLAYING)

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PLAYER 1:
Okay, we can do it.
Come on.

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We're going already!

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(PLAYERS CHATTERING)

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TAVITA: What are you doing?
COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>

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Oh, my gloves
weren't even on yet.

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Pisa, put your gloves on.
I'm not even ready!

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PLAYER 2: Come on!

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(PLAYERS CHATTERING)

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(LAUGHING)
Help, help, help!

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COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>

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Move out.
Move out.

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(PISA GRUNTS)

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COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>
(LAUGHING)

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(PISA GRUNTS)
<i>Goal!</i>

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(PISA SOBBING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

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That was
a terrible first half.

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And now I'm forced
to give you a growling.

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Are you ready
for the growling?
Hmm?

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TEAM: Yes.
ACE: Okay,
you asked for it.

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Get ready.

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You were bad.
You are bad.

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That was bad.

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Where's the heart?
Where's the spirit?

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You have to play
with heart and spirit.

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You're bad. Bad!

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Okay, Ace,
I'll take over from here.

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Yeah, I think
that's best, yeah.

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Okay, gentlemen,
listen up.

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In case you don't know me,
I'm Tavita Taumua.

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I'm the President
of the Football Federation

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of American Samoa.

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But I think you all
do know me.

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Hi, son.
Hey, Dad.

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TAVITA: I'm here
to beg something

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from you
for the second half.

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I know we've never ever
scored a goal, ever!

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But we have to
because I've made a bet

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with the heads
of the football federations

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from the other islands

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that we could.

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And if we don't,

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they're going to draw
a lady boobs on my face.

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That's some
pretty powerful motivation.

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ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKER)
<i>Both teams,</i>

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<i>please return to the field.</i>
Okay! 45 minutes left!

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Let's go,
American Samoa!

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(TEAM CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

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ALL: (IN ENGLISH) One heart!

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(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

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(ALL CHEERING)

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ACE: (IN ENGLISH)
Hey, guys, heads up.

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Not all of the goals went in.

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So, that's heart and spirit.
Right, Tavita?

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Ace, you're a lovely guy,
but you're a terrible coach.

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You're sacked.

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Okay, cool.
That seems fair.

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Yeah, take a look.

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Count the boobs.

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Count them.

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Individual boobs
or pairs?

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I'll save you the trouble.
There's 11 pairs.

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Eleven pairs.
(WHISTLES)

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They drew these
with permanent marker.

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You know
what permanent means?

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Forever!

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Aren't you guys sick
of losing?

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We haven't scored one goal
in the history

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of our country trying
to have a soccer team.

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Doesn't that
strike you as odd?

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Mark my words,

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things are going
to change.

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I'm going to get us
a new coach.

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TEAM: Huh?

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New coach.

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(SIGHS)
Where am I going
to find a new coach?

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You have to look
off island.

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No, that's treason.

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Treason is sending
that poor team

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to play games they have
no hope of winning.

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You have to think
outside the box.

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Hmm, well,
sometimes the box

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is too small
to think inside of.

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Maybe I will do it.

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I've already done it.

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I've rung the American
Football Federation

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to put an ad up
for the job.

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Dad, we don't need
some Palagi with
his white savior complex

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to come teach us
how to play soccer.

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Daru!

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But there's so many
other great coaches
on the island.

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Like who?
Like Ace.

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I sacked him.

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He's no good
with pressure.
He hates pressure.

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You hate pressure,
don't you, Ace?

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Yeah, that's true.
I hate it.

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There's only four weeks
to the World Cup
qualifier, Dad.

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We should
just get a coach
from the island.

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(EXCLAIMS)
Don't make me

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hit you with this sandal.
(WHIMPERS)

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We are getting
a real coach.
That's it!

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And don't think
I haven't noticed

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those big boobs
on your face.

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Whose boobs are those?

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I don't know,
they're drawings.

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Drawings of boobs
are a gateway

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to the real thing.

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Be careful,
my mister.

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(EXHALES)

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THOMAS: Look,
I know this season

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didn't go as planned.

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It's known
as the beautiful game,

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but let's face it,
it's a complicated game, guys.

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Football, soccer,
as you like to call it,

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is like life. You know?

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You're riding high in April
and shot down in May.

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Um, next season, I think,
we have a real shot.

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As long as you, uh,
trust me and allow me

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to play the system
that I like to play.

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ALEX: Uh, I'm sorry,
uh, Thomas,
did nobody tell you?

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You're...
You're fired.

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Did honestly
nobody tell you?

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Rhys, did you not...
RHYS:
Yeah, of course, I...

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I'm fired?
Are you joking?
Are you kidding me?

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Obviously,
you're in shock,
which is understandable.

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And it is only natural
that you go through

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the five stages
of grief,

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which Rhys, I think,
you have a...

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RHYS: Yes. Thank you, Alex.
We'll just quickly run this...

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Thank you, Chris.
There we go. Yep,
too far. Release it.

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Now, to...
You've lost it.

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Settle it there.
Just, yep,
there we go.

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Thanks, Chris.
Spin it round.

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No, you got
to flip it.
ALEX: Flip the...

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Yep, there we go.
And spin it round.

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Stage one, denial.

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This is not happening.

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There it is. That's it,
that's classic denial.

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Good news is,
you got two options. Rhys?

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Option one, that's where
you're currently at.

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ALEX: Or...
RHYS: Chris?

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Pacific Ocean?

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00:09:10,893 --> 00:09:14,689
Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no.
Specifically, American Samoa.

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THOMAS: American Samoa?

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Are you serious?
Is this a joke?

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Gail, do you know
about this?

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Yes, it was my idea.

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00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:25,133
Can't believe
you'd do this to me!

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00:09:26,069 --> 00:09:29,342
I deserve some respect.
Oh, boy.

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I'm the only one
in this room

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that knows anything
about this game.

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Stage two. Anger.

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ALEX: That anger
is real.

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Was he this angry
when you were married?

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00:09:39,419 --> 00:09:41,555
He was calmer before.

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00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:43,422
Thomas, you need to stop
thinking about this

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as some kind of punishment.

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This could be
a chance to heal.

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Maybe find
a new direction.

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ALEX: Oh, Gail!

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God, I love that, Gail.
That is so good.
Excellent.

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I played this game
at the top level.

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This isn't fair.

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ALEX: Fair?

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00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,401
You want to know
about fair?

218
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,138
Oh, here we go.

219
00:10:04,274 --> 00:10:05,638
ALEX: Let me tell you
a story, buddy.

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(CLEARS THROAT)
When I was a kid,
I had this dog.

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And I loved this dog.

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But then,
he got older.

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And I guess he had
some anger issues.

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Wasn't the same dog.

225
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My dad said that we needed
to put the dog down.

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So, we take him outside,

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and this dog,
he is whimpering.

228
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We're taking him out.
"Oh, no,
this isn't fair.

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"Remember how good
I was in the past?"

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And my dad made me
take that dog outside

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and drown him
in the pond.
(RHYS SIGHS)

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I'm the dog
in this story?

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No, of course not.
I'm just telling you
the story

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about my dog
when I was growing up.

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And the fact that my dad
was a bit of an asshole.

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Okay, look.

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I can change.

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I'm flexible, guys.

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Let's not make
any rash decisions here.

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ALEX: Really,
really good stuff, Thomas.

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You are smoking
through these.

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RHYS: There's only two left.
ALEX: Oh, that's great.

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(SIGHS)
'Cause I got to...

244
00:10:53,284 --> 00:10:55,729
Wow.
Chris?

245
00:10:56,664 --> 00:10:57,731
We only got
one left.

246
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,997
And it's
my favorite one
of all.

247
00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:02,362
(SIGHS)

248
00:11:07,941 --> 00:11:10,106
<i>(PACIFIC OCEAN</i>
BY SHAFT PLAYING)

249
00:11:53,511 --> 00:11:55,219
(INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT)

250
00:11:56,188 --> 00:11:58,688
Mr. Rongen? Mr. Rongen,
hello, Mr. Rongen.

251
00:11:58,823 --> 00:12:00,360
<i>Welcome to American Samoa.</i>

252
00:12:00,495 --> 00:12:01,719
<i>What is this shit?</i>

253
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,694
(CHUCKLES)
No naughty words,
pretty please.

254
00:12:03,829 --> 00:12:05,665
<i>This is</i>
Who's On The Plane?

255
00:12:05,801 --> 00:12:07,959
American Samoa's
top-rated show.

256
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,969
We interview people
who travel to the island
on the plane.

257
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,739
<i>Well, I guess what everyone
at home wants to know is</i>

258
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,976
<i>why have you come
halfway across the world</i>

259
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,438
to coach
the worst soccer team
in the world?

260
00:12:20,345 --> 00:12:24,050
<i>I have a very particular
set of skills.</i>

261
00:12:24,185 --> 00:12:26,917
<i>Skills I've acquired
over a very long career.</i>

262
00:12:27,053 --> 00:12:29,246
<i>Skills that make me
a nightmare</i>

263
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,023
<i>for people like you.</i>

264
00:12:31,726 --> 00:12:34,024
<i>I've come here to impasse</i>

265
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,953
<i>my knowledge
and unique insight</i>

266
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:39,431
<i>into the beautiful game
and turn this team around.</i>

267
00:12:39,566 --> 00:12:41,100
<i>I'm not God,</i>

268
00:12:41,669 --> 00:12:42,759
<i>but I may as well be.</i>

269
00:12:42,894 --> 00:12:45,531
<i>Because I perform
more miracles than him.</i>

270
00:12:46,842 --> 00:12:49,933
Okay, well,
one thing's for sure.

271
00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:52,911
The new coach
is very friendly
and outgoing.

272
00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:54,843
<i>We'll see you next time
for another edition</i>

273
00:12:54,978 --> 00:12:57,048
<i>of</i> Who's On The Plane?

274
00:12:57,551 --> 00:12:58,916
Mr. Thomas Rongen!

275
00:12:59,051 --> 00:13:01,345
(SIGHS)
It's very nice
to meet you.

276
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,987
I am Tavita,
I'm the President

277
00:13:03,122 --> 00:13:05,453
of the Football Federation
of American Samoa.

278
00:13:05,589 --> 00:13:08,190
And also the cameraman
for <i>Who's On The Plane?</i>

279
00:13:08,326 --> 00:13:10,661
It's a small island.
We all have lots of jobs.

280
00:13:10,796 --> 00:13:12,059
Now, as an honored guest,

281
00:13:12,195 --> 00:13:13,664
we have a very
special surprise

282
00:13:13,799 --> 00:13:15,062
waiting outside.
Okay?

283
00:13:15,197 --> 00:13:16,864
So, Gus will look
after you.

284
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,366
Yeah, you'll love this.

285
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,003
This is so exciting!
Guys! Guys!

286
00:13:22,138 --> 00:13:23,572
Dad, why
are we here?

287
00:13:23,707 --> 00:13:26,704
It's all part of
my exciting
master surprise plan.

288
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,813
Gentlemen, I am proud
to officially announce

289
00:13:29,949 --> 00:13:31,707
our new official
national coach

290
00:13:31,843 --> 00:13:33,783
of the American Samoa
soccer team.

291
00:13:33,919 --> 00:13:36,814
(TEAM MUTTERING EXCITEDLY)

292
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,721
He's played with some of
the top players
in the world.

293
00:13:39,856 --> 00:13:40,891
TEAM: Oh.

294
00:13:41,026 --> 00:13:44,396
And, he's originally
from Europe.

295
00:13:44,531 --> 00:13:45,757
TEAM: Oh.

296
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:50,361
So, let's give him a warm
American Samoan welcome!

297
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,471
ACE: Um, okay, guys, hey...

298
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,600
(TEAM SINGING IN SAMOAN)

299
00:14:09,857 --> 00:14:11,892
(IN ENGLISH)
Your chariot awaits.

300
00:14:13,451 --> 00:14:15,060
(TEAM VOCALIZING)

301
00:14:17,894 --> 00:14:19,097
Okay, okay.

302
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:21,591
Yeah, great stuff, guys.

303
00:14:21,726 --> 00:14:23,065
I think he feels
really welcome.

304
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,601
We'll see you
at training.

305
00:14:24,736 --> 00:14:25,729
Hey. Dad,

306
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,597
how many offshore people
applied for the job?

307
00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:29,435
Oh, the response
was incredible!

308
00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:30,908
Yeah? How many
people responded?

309
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,776
TAVITA: Well,
there was him.

310
00:14:32,911 --> 00:14:34,077
Yeah, it was just him.

311
00:14:34,212 --> 00:14:36,307
But the fact
that he responded,

312
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:37,946
absolutely incredible.

313
00:14:38,081 --> 00:14:39,083
I really think things

314
00:14:39,218 --> 00:14:40,918
are gonna turn around.
You know, son?

315
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,645
It's like
in <i>The Matrix.</i>

316
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:46,058
I think this man
is the Neo.

317
00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:49,028
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

318
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,056
TAVITA: <i>Welcome
to American Samoa.</i>

319
00:14:54,192 --> 00:14:58,171
<i>With a population
of</i> 57,534 <i>people,</i>

320
00:14:58,306 --> 00:15:01,230
<i>American Samoa is
a United States territory</i>

321
00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:05,002
<i>like Puerto Rico, but much
smaller and further away.</i>

322
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,110
<i>The two main exports
are NFL players and tuna.</i>

323
00:15:09,246 --> 00:15:10,378
<i>It should not be confused</i>

324
00:15:10,513 --> 00:15:12,909
<i>with the independent nation
of Samoa</i>

325
00:15:13,044 --> 00:15:15,186
<i>with their cocky,
stuck-up people</i>

326
00:15:15,321 --> 00:15:18,288
<i>always bragging about
their 24-hour McDonald's.</i>

327
00:15:18,423 --> 00:15:20,154
<i>Even though
we are both Samoan...
Hey.</i>

328
00:15:20,289 --> 00:15:21,726
<i>...there are two Samoas.</i>

329
00:15:21,861 --> 00:15:23,128
Can you drive faster?

330
00:15:23,263 --> 00:15:25,264
<i>Oh, I would never break
the speed limit.</i>

331
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,098
<i>It's 20 miles per hour
across the whole island.</i>

332
00:15:28,234 --> 00:15:29,827
<i>Interesting fact.
The bird</i>

333
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:32,335
<i>on the flag
of American Samoa...</i>

334
00:15:34,909 --> 00:15:37,510
Welcome to your
new accommodation.

335
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,242
Oh, that's your car,

336
00:15:39,378 --> 00:15:42,180
so you can move
around the island
at will.

337
00:15:43,584 --> 00:15:44,443
Mmm-hmm.

338
00:15:44,579 --> 00:15:47,988
And now,
the <i>piece de residence.</i>

339
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,457
Your castle awaits.

340
00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:58,095
Your landlord
is Sione.

341
00:15:58,231 --> 00:15:59,691
He lives in the house
next door.

342
00:15:59,827 --> 00:16:01,658
And he is available
seven-twenty-four

343
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:03,535
to address
your every need.

344
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,002
Seven-twenty-four?

345
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,040
Seven days out
of every twenty-four.

346
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,243
Well, I'll let you
get settled in.

347
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:13,241
And I will leave this
<i>Welcome to American Samoa</i>
video here

348
00:16:13,376 --> 00:16:15,777
for you to peruse
at your leisure.

349
00:16:15,913 --> 00:16:18,984
The qualifiers are
only four weeks away,
Mr. Rongen.

350
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,488
All I want from our team
is just one goal.

351
00:16:22,623 --> 00:16:24,156
One goal.

352
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,052
One goal.

353
00:16:29,187 --> 00:16:31,394
<i>(NAUMATI LAGONA</i>
BY THE FIVE STARS PLAYING)

354
00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:41,305
(CHIMES)

355
00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:47,740
(CHIMES)

356
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,474
(PHONE OPERATOR
SPEAKING SAMOAN)

357
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:52,613
(IN ENGLISH) Hello?

358
00:16:54,218 --> 00:16:57,750
Hello? Can I use
the phone?

359
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,142
REPORTER: (ON TV)
<i>Rongen won the MLS</i>

360
00:17:21,278 --> 00:17:22,446
<i>Coach of the Year award</i>

361
00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:24,810
<i>and coached the US men's
national team.</i>

362
00:17:24,945 --> 00:17:26,820
<i>But his career
went mysteriously</i>

363
00:17:26,955 --> 00:17:28,553
<i>off the rails two years ago.</i>

364
00:17:28,688 --> 00:17:31,320
<i>And I think the question
we're all wondering is...</i>

365
00:17:31,456 --> 00:17:33,559
<i>Why have you come halfway
across the world</i>

366
00:17:33,694 --> 00:17:36,723
<i>to coach
the worst soccer team
in the world?</i>

367
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:41,894
REPORTER: <i>Coach Rongen has</i>

368
00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:43,030
<i>a colorful reputation.
What, what, what, what?</i>

369
00:17:43,165 --> 00:17:44,467
(BLEEPING)

370
00:17:44,602 --> 00:17:46,470
<i>But the team is hopeful
he can save them</i>

371
00:17:46,605 --> 00:17:49,705
<i>from another
international humiliation.</i>

372
00:17:49,841 --> 00:17:51,910
<i>We caught up with him
as he got off the plane.</i>

373
00:17:52,046 --> 00:17:53,309
<i>Welcome to American Samoa.</i>

374
00:17:53,444 --> 00:17:54,375
<i>What is
this</i> (BLEEP) <i>?</i>

375
00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:58,115
Oh, you're from TV.
Famous guy.

376
00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,952
Welcome to
the convenience store.

377
00:18:00,087 --> 00:18:01,712
I see you found
our conveniently

378
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,820
located
libation station.

379
00:18:03,955 --> 00:18:06,851
And conveniently,
we're the local
movie rental place.

380
00:18:06,987 --> 00:18:08,559
And the convenient
dreamcatcher outlet.

381
00:18:08,695 --> 00:18:11,630
You guys have
a public phone
that I could use?

382
00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:12,862
(BELL TOLLING)

383
00:18:12,998 --> 00:18:14,200
THOMAS: Hello?

384
00:18:14,768 --> 00:18:15,696
Excuse me?

385
00:18:16,131 --> 00:18:17,335
Hello?

386
00:18:21,566 --> 00:18:22,571
What the...

387
00:18:26,408 --> 00:18:28,610
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

388
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,616
(THOMAS GASPS)

389
00:18:35,922 --> 00:18:36,915
(GRUNTS, WHIMPERS)

390
00:18:38,126 --> 00:18:39,355
Now, we gonna do
the Hollywood.

391
00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:41,460
Ah, and that's where
you grab your leg.

392
00:18:41,596 --> 00:18:44,994
Ah, and it's really sore,
and you fall down. Hollywood.

393
00:18:45,129 --> 00:18:46,325
(EXCLAIMS) Arnold!

394
00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:49,163
(TEAM EXCLAIMS, GROANS)

395
00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:51,128
Get up! Up, up, up!

396
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,603
Oh, nice. Now, we're gonna
practice pointing and blaming

397
00:18:53,738 --> 00:18:56,204
where you point to someone
and just blame them.

398
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:57,874
SAMSON:
Wait, wait, wait.

399
00:18:58,010 --> 00:19:00,437
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

400
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,409
(TEAM LAUGHS)

401
00:19:01,544 --> 00:19:03,843
Ah. Mr. Rongen.
(CHUCKLES)

402
00:19:07,384 --> 00:19:08,785
Nice, little buddy. Okay.

403
00:19:08,921 --> 00:19:11,782
Go into the shop,
get me that bottle
we talked about.

404
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,490
Off you go.
Thanks, little buddy.

405
00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:15,552
Run!

406
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:16,922
Well, gentlemen.

407
00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:19,627
I've been watching you.

408
00:19:19,763 --> 00:19:22,293
And it's safe to say,
you're useless.

409
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:26,901
You have zero talent, skill
or understanding of the game.

410
00:19:27,037 --> 00:19:31,876
That is why we're gonna work
on two very simple things.

411
00:19:32,012 --> 00:19:34,342
Fitness and discipline.

412
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,649
<i>Cacio</i> and the <i>pepe.</i>

413
00:19:36,785 --> 00:19:38,010
Cheese and pepper.

414
00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:41,120
Simple dish
but when made well, exquisite.

415
00:19:41,256 --> 00:19:42,621
So, this is what
we're gonna do.

416
00:19:42,756 --> 00:19:45,253
We're gonna get into two lines
and we're gonna do sprints.

417
00:19:45,389 --> 00:19:47,316
Down to the goal and back.

418
00:19:47,985 --> 00:19:49,185
Two lines!
Suicides!

419
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:52,689
Cheese and pepper!
Come on, let's go! Go!

420
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:53,926
Why are we doing this?

421
00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:55,893
Because I want to see
what you're made of.

422
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,001
You're all a bunch
of Daniel-sans.

423
00:19:58,137 --> 00:19:59,528
And I'm Mr. Miyagi.

424
00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:02,204
I want to see how many of you
can make the full 90 minutes.

425
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:04,635
Let's go! <i>Cacio pepe!</i>

426
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,774
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

427
00:20:15,087 --> 00:20:16,322
Oh, Jaiyah.
Hi!

428
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:18,882
Hi, boys.

429
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,754
Hey, hey, guys!
What's going on?

430
00:20:20,889 --> 00:20:23,052
What were we just
talking about? Discipline.

431
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:25,788
All right. 200 sit-ups
down at the goal.

432
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:26,926
Go!
(TEAM GROANING)

433
00:20:28,066 --> 00:20:29,058
Go, go, 200!

434
00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:30,803
Hey, coach,
I'm so sorry
I'm late.

435
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,995
THOMAS: Oh. Ah, ah.

436
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:34,530
I just came in
from Hawaii.

437
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,676
I'm in middle of, uh,
talking to the squad
right now.

438
00:20:36,811 --> 00:20:37,835
So, uh...

439
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,375
You must be
team masseuse.

440
00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:40,742
Why don't you, uh,
set up in the...

441
00:20:40,877 --> 00:20:42,244
Oh. No, no, no.
I'm not the team masseuse.

442
00:20:42,379 --> 00:20:43,778
I'm one of
the players.

443
00:20:43,913 --> 00:20:46,818
Oh, no, I don't know
where the women's team train,

444
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,013
but it isn't here.

445
00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:50,920
Oh, no, no, no.
Jaiyah's placed
in the team.

446
00:20:51,055 --> 00:20:52,457
This team.

447
00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:54,388
She's a woman.

448
00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:56,692
Well, (CHUCKLES)
not yet.

449
00:20:57,528 --> 00:20:59,095
What the hell's
going on? Ace?

450
00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:00,330
ACE: That's Jaiyah.

451
00:21:00,465 --> 00:21:02,566
She's our center forward.
Jaiyah.

452
00:21:03,699 --> 00:21:07,839
(CHUCKLES)
Okay. Good one.

453
00:21:07,974 --> 00:21:09,334
Humor. I get it.

454
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,175
Sure, Jaiyah, go ahead.
Join the squad
over there.

455
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,070
Thanks so much, coach.

456
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,311
Joke's on you now.
She's playing.

457
00:21:16,446 --> 00:21:18,251
(CHUCKLING) Very good.

458
00:21:18,386 --> 00:21:19,943
Something not right
about this guy.

459
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,316
Well, he is white.
(GRUNTS)

460
00:21:22,451 --> 00:21:24,423
No. Something else.

461
00:21:25,522 --> 00:21:26,986
Let's keep
our eye on him.

462
00:21:28,853 --> 00:21:30,095
All right, Ace.

463
00:21:30,231 --> 00:21:31,459
Let's see what
they're made of.

464
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,366
Look alive,
bitches!

465
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:35,600
All right, come on.
We're up.

466
00:21:35,735 --> 00:21:38,970
Wow, a ball!
Mr. Miyagi is really
shaking things up.

467
00:21:39,105 --> 00:21:40,430
(PLAYERS SHOUTING)

468
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,205
Okay, Ace. Run me
through the team.
Who we got?

469
00:21:43,341 --> 00:21:46,178
Okay, uh, that's Smiley.

470
00:21:46,314 --> 00:21:48,210
He's the D'Angelo
of soccer.

471
00:21:48,345 --> 00:21:50,149
PLAYER: Hey, Smiley!

472
00:21:50,284 --> 00:21:52,714
Yeah. Oh!
And that's Daru.

473
00:21:52,849 --> 00:21:54,884
He's known as the Bad Boy
of soccer.

474
00:21:55,019 --> 00:21:58,952
He's always sliding in
and getting carded. Very bad.

475
00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:01,994
Oh, that is Samson.

476
00:22:02,129 --> 00:22:03,190
What? Because of his hair?

477
00:22:03,326 --> 00:22:04,497
No, Samsung.

478
00:22:04,632 --> 00:22:08,264
He's named after the giant
Korean tech company.

479
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,560
His father's name is Sony.

480
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:15,303
Oh, and there's Jaiyah,
the Cindy Crawford
of soccer.

481
00:22:15,438 --> 00:22:16,805
What's his real name?

482
00:22:17,608 --> 00:22:19,877
Jaiyah.
No, registered name.

483
00:22:20,013 --> 00:22:22,379
Oh, it's Johnny.
But you never want
to call her that.

484
00:22:22,514 --> 00:22:24,512
Yeah.
She's Fa'afafine.

485
00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:25,876
THOMAS: What does that mean?

486
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,617
ACE: It's part of our culture.

487
00:22:27,753 --> 00:22:30,214
They're just one of us.
But different.

488
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,048
But you guys
are all cool
with this?

489
00:22:32,183 --> 00:22:33,588
ACE: How can I put this?
It's like

490
00:22:33,723 --> 00:22:37,196
imagine a world
without flowers.

491
00:22:37,331 --> 00:22:40,190
Well, Fa'afafine
are our flowers.

492
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:42,158
Be a pretty dull world
without them.

493
00:22:42,293 --> 00:22:45,435
Hmm? They're beautiful.
(CHUCKLES)

494
00:22:45,570 --> 00:22:48,106
And who's that
large body in goal?

495
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,432
ACE: Oh, that's Pisa.

496
00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:51,439
He's not really a goalkeeper.
He's a midfielder,

497
00:22:51,575 --> 00:22:52,509
but he found the gloves

498
00:22:52,645 --> 00:22:54,043
when Nicky...
Wait, wait, wait.

499
00:22:54,179 --> 00:22:55,814
Who's that?

500
00:22:55,949 --> 00:22:59,144
That's Jonah.
He's the Knight Rider Car
of soccer.

501
00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:02,917
(PLAYERS GRUNTING)

502
00:23:08,358 --> 00:23:10,027
(WHISTLES)

503
00:23:10,162 --> 00:23:11,693
Bring it in.

504
00:23:11,828 --> 00:23:14,098
Whistle, whistle.
Bring it in.

505
00:23:14,233 --> 00:23:15,501
Bring it in, team!

506
00:23:17,369 --> 00:23:18,636
Sit down, sit down.

507
00:23:21,438 --> 00:23:22,771
That was terrible.

508
00:23:22,906 --> 00:23:24,771
You're just pissing around
out there.

509
00:23:24,906 --> 00:23:27,004
You need passion
to play this game.

510
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,745
(SCOFFS)
It's embarrassing.

511
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,047
I've every right to put
my foot up all your asses.

512
00:23:31,182 --> 00:23:33,013
(LAUGHING)

513
00:23:33,749 --> 00:23:34,883
Oh, that's funny
to you?

514
00:23:35,018 --> 00:23:37,420
Well, yeah. I mean,
it's a funny image.

515
00:23:37,556 --> 00:23:39,222
Sorry. Just trying
to have fun.

516
00:23:39,357 --> 00:23:40,626
Football's fun.

517
00:23:41,095 --> 00:23:42,559
Football's fun.

518
00:23:42,694 --> 00:23:44,254
I'll tell you
what's not fun.

519
00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:46,288
Watching you prancing
and parading,

520
00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:48,935
fixing your hair
like <i>My Little Pony.</i>

521
00:23:49,070 --> 00:23:50,569
That's not fun.

522
00:23:53,271 --> 00:23:54,707
Armani.

523
00:23:54,842 --> 00:23:57,609
This young gentleman here
is what I'm talking about.

524
00:23:58,543 --> 00:24:01,075
This is passion
personified.

525
00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:04,414
If I had 11 Armani's,
I could conquer the world.

526
00:24:04,550 --> 00:24:07,316
But alas,
I only have the one.

527
00:24:07,451 --> 00:24:08,916
I'll take that.

528
00:24:09,051 --> 00:24:10,850
You know what?
I've had it for today.

529
00:24:10,986 --> 00:24:12,921
I'm going to leave
Armani in charge.

530
00:24:13,791 --> 00:24:17,394
He's going to be
my eyes and my ears.

531
00:24:17,530 --> 00:24:19,796
Anything Armani says, you do.

532
00:24:20,799 --> 00:24:24,097
Armani?
What shall we do today?

533
00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:29,408
Everybody,
shoulder exercise up.

534
00:24:29,544 --> 00:24:33,909
Up, down, up, down.
Double time.

535
00:24:35,112 --> 00:24:37,745
VOICEMAIL: <i>Welcome
to your voice mailbox.</i>

536
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,081
<i>You have 18 saved messages.</i>

537
00:24:41,751 --> 00:24:44,081
<i>First saved message.</i>

538
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,156
NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
<i>Hey, Dad.</i>

539
00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:46,691
<i>I just saw you called.</i>

540
00:24:47,259 --> 00:24:49,061
<i>Where are you?</i>

541
00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:53,291
<i>Seriously. Like,
where in the world
is Thomas Rongen?</i>

542
00:24:54,467 --> 00:24:56,398
<i>Okay, call me back.</i>

543
00:24:56,533 --> 00:24:58,065
(WAVES LAPPING)

544
00:25:05,279 --> 00:25:07,036
(TIN CANS RATTLING)

545
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,175
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

546
00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:22,823
WOMAN: Old tin cans,
old tin cans!

547
00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:24,763
That's what
I'm collecting.

548
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:29,097
People just throw them away.
They wash up on the shore.

549
00:25:29,232 --> 00:25:33,237
They used to be valuable.
Not so much anymore.

550
00:25:33,372 --> 00:25:34,530
Is she talking to me?

551
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:38,672
You're feeling alone,
because you are alone.

552
00:25:38,808 --> 00:25:41,336
Like these old metal cans.

553
00:25:41,472 --> 00:25:43,413
This isn't happening.
It's a mirage.

554
00:25:43,549 --> 00:25:45,642
Yes, this is happening.

555
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:49,312
You're just
a skinny white guy,
sitting there

556
00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:51,855
looking out to sea
for answers.

557
00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:59,027
But maybe the answers you seek
are right in front of you.

558
00:26:00,635 --> 00:26:03,827
Everybody deserves
a second chance.

559
00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,969
Even tin cans.

560
00:26:06,104 --> 00:26:08,330
Not that
plastic bottle there, though.

561
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:10,610
Not that.
Not touching that.

562
00:26:11,412 --> 00:26:14,469
Family is what you make it.

563
00:26:14,605 --> 00:26:18,013
Here I come,
the old tin can lady.

564
00:26:18,149 --> 00:26:20,218
Looking for
my tin cans...
Tin cans.

565
00:26:20,354 --> 00:26:21,518
...that's what I do

566
00:26:21,653 --> 00:26:22,952
all day. Oh!
TAVITA: Darling!

567
00:26:23,087 --> 00:26:25,719
RUTH: Oh, Tavita, you idiot!
Did you speak to him?

568
00:26:25,855 --> 00:26:26,987
Yes, but what was all that

569
00:26:27,123 --> 00:26:29,595
tin can mumbo-jumbo shit
you made me say

570
00:26:29,731 --> 00:26:31,161
and all that "family is what
you make it" crap?

571
00:26:31,296 --> 00:26:33,693
It sounded like
that old lady
from <i>The Matrix.</i>

572
00:26:33,828 --> 00:26:34,831
Nah, he's a Palagi.

573
00:26:34,966 --> 00:26:36,766
White people love
all that spiritual stuff.

574
00:26:36,902 --> 00:26:38,704
Can you imagine the world
without yoga?

575
00:26:38,839 --> 00:26:40,739
There'd be all this
unstretchy white people around

576
00:26:40,874 --> 00:26:43,340
with no ethnic tattoos.
And no white dreadlocks.

577
00:26:43,475 --> 00:26:45,701
Exactly! They need us.

578
00:26:46,203 --> 00:26:47,944
And I need that coach.

579
00:26:49,081 --> 00:26:51,483
ACE: Hey, guys!
That's great warming-upping.

580
00:26:51,618 --> 00:26:53,609
Doing really well.
THOMAS: Ace.

581
00:26:54,211 --> 00:26:56,286
Oh! Mr. Rongen.

582
00:26:56,422 --> 00:26:57,814
Ace.
Yeah?

583
00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,754
You know,
I just had the most
profound conversation.

584
00:27:00,890 --> 00:27:03,124
It was all about tin cans.

585
00:27:03,259 --> 00:27:06,296
Our team, they're like
a bunch of tin cans.

586
00:27:06,432 --> 00:27:07,430
Look at them.

587
00:27:07,566 --> 00:27:09,201
Discarded, crumpled,

588
00:27:09,337 --> 00:27:10,495
sitting in a bunker,

589
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,501
waiting for an apocalypse
that may never come.

590
00:27:12,637 --> 00:27:13,804
But guess what, Ace,

591
00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:15,635
we're gonna give
those cans a purpose.

592
00:27:15,771 --> 00:27:17,542
What's that, boss?

593
00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:19,272
We're going to start
a nuclear war.

594
00:27:20,481 --> 00:27:22,173
Gather around,
tin cans.

595
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:23,308
ACE: Come on,
tin cans.

596
00:27:23,443 --> 00:27:24,711
THOMAS: We're going
to practice free kicks.

597
00:27:24,847 --> 00:27:26,014
Hustle, double time!

598
00:27:26,150 --> 00:27:27,585
ACE: Double time,
double time, hustle.

599
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,486
The art of taking
the free kick

600
00:27:29,621 --> 00:27:30,980
is about distraction.

601
00:27:31,115 --> 00:27:32,153
Here we go.

602
00:27:32,989 --> 00:27:34,922
Whoa, whoa.
TEAM: Oh.

603
00:27:35,057 --> 00:27:36,261
And that's how
it's done.

604
00:27:36,396 --> 00:27:37,825
ALL: Distraction!

605
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,832
Distraction. Follow my move.

606
00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:41,227
ALL: Hey!

607
00:27:41,363 --> 00:27:43,197
A small game called
the Human Hurdle.

608
00:27:43,332 --> 00:27:46,233
And jump! And jump!
(ACE SPEAKING SAMOAN)

609
00:27:47,170 --> 00:27:49,367
(IN ENGLISH) Stop.
You go around.

610
00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:50,875
Cheese and pepper,
cheese and pepper!

611
00:27:51,010 --> 00:27:53,944
The object of the game
is to hit the moving target.

612
00:27:54,479 --> 00:27:55,471
Useless.

613
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:57,539
ALL:
<i>♪ Baa, baa black sheep</i>

614
00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:58,812
<i>♪ Have you any wool? ♪</i>

615
00:27:58,948 --> 00:28:00,116
Keep the melody, please.

616
00:28:00,251 --> 00:28:01,517
TEAM:
<i>♪ Yes, sir, yes, sir ♪</i>

617
00:28:01,653 --> 00:28:02,619
THOMAS: Everybody wait.

618
00:28:02,754 --> 00:28:04,523
Stop play.
Stop play.

619
00:28:04,658 --> 00:28:06,390
Jaiyah, any reason
why you're late?

620
00:28:06,525 --> 00:28:07,583
Everybody else seemed

621
00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,685
to turn up on time
for training today.

622
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:11,825
Why don't you run over there
and do some slaloms.

623
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,030
Off you go.
Let's go.

624
00:28:14,864 --> 00:28:16,093
Talk to one another.

625
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,096
Come on! Concentrate.

626
00:28:17,232 --> 00:28:19,431
<i>(9 TO 5</i>
BY DOLLY PARTON PLAYING)

627
00:28:25,903 --> 00:28:28,304
The object is turning speed.
Hustle, hustle.

628
00:28:28,439 --> 00:28:29,505
ACE: Hustle, hustle, bustle.

629
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:30,747
You know what?
Forget about it.

630
00:28:30,882 --> 00:28:34,149
Forget about it.
Hup, hup, hup.

631
00:28:34,284 --> 00:28:36,120
Guys, head up, head up.
THOMAS: Get low, get low.

632
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:37,917
ACE: Cheese and pepper!
Get out of
the way here.

633
00:28:38,053 --> 00:28:39,418
ACE: Cheese
and pepper!

634
00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:43,359
The object
is to get the ball
in the net.

635
00:28:43,495 --> 00:28:44,487
Concentrate.

636
00:28:44,622 --> 00:28:45,989
Look where
you're shooting it.

637
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,426
What the hell!

638
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,163
(PISA EXCLAIMS)

639
00:28:49,298 --> 00:28:50,697
Don't look at me,
look at the ball.

640
00:28:50,832 --> 00:28:53,872
(TEAM WHOOPING)

641
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,206
(TEAM LAUGHING)

642
00:29:00,137 --> 00:29:02,380
THOMAS: Control it, Daru.
What is that? Is that a pass?

643
00:29:02,515 --> 00:29:03,705
One touch. Pass.

644
00:29:03,841 --> 00:29:06,313
One touch.
Pass, pass.
Come on.

645
00:29:07,487 --> 00:29:08,445
Jaiyah, focus.

646
00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,685
You're controlling
the back line, let's go!

647
00:29:10,820 --> 00:29:11,756
And how would I say,

648
00:29:11,891 --> 00:29:13,721
"You're all useless.
I'm out of here"?

649
00:29:13,856 --> 00:29:15,453
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

650
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,129
(IN ENGLISH) Way too long.
Forget it.

651
00:29:17,264 --> 00:29:18,529
Trust.

652
00:29:18,665 --> 00:29:21,857
Trust. Trust, okay. Trust.

653
00:29:22,126 --> 00:29:23,231
(GRUNTS)

654
00:29:23,366 --> 00:29:25,398
That's it, don't touch me.
Trust is broken.

655
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,066
All right.
It's getting serious now.

656
00:29:31,201 --> 00:29:33,911
We're going to play
full 90 minutes
with the ball.

657
00:29:34,046 --> 00:29:36,980
Shirts versus bibs.
Three touches only. Go!

658
00:29:37,116 --> 00:29:40,247
PLAYER: Go, go, go!
(PLAYERS SHOUTING)

659
00:29:40,382 --> 00:29:42,183
THOMAS: That's it,
push up, push up.

660
00:29:42,319 --> 00:29:43,955
Pressure,
pressure, pressure.

661
00:29:44,789 --> 00:29:45,891
A little bit of urgency.

662
00:29:46,026 --> 00:29:48,250
Look at him, he's got all
the space in the world.

663
00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:49,725
Jaiyah! Look alive.

664
00:29:49,861 --> 00:29:51,459
Concentrate.
Focus, Jaiyah.

665
00:29:51,595 --> 00:29:54,394
What are you waiting for?
Pressure, pressure, pressure.

666
00:29:56,133 --> 00:29:58,535
No, no, no!
Squeeze him, Daru.

667
00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:00,103
Stay on your feet, man.

668
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,171
(CHUCKLES)

669
00:30:03,307 --> 00:30:04,170
Jaiyah, what are you doing
over there?

670
00:30:04,306 --> 00:30:06,107
Stop playing
with your hair.

671
00:30:06,243 --> 00:30:08,438
What the hell's that?
Come here.

672
00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:09,813
Why are you fixing
your hair?

673
00:30:09,949 --> 00:30:11,948
This isn't some
voguing competition.

674
00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:14,115
This is
international soccer.

675
00:30:14,251 --> 00:30:16,879
Stop that.
Get your shit together.

676
00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:18,956
(CHUCKLES)

677
00:30:19,092 --> 00:30:21,058
Johnny, come back here
when I'm talking to you.

678
00:30:26,901 --> 00:30:28,633
(IN SING-SONG VOICE)
My name is not Johnny.

679
00:30:28,769 --> 00:30:29,825
Your registered name
is Johnny.

680
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,431
You'll be playing
under the name Johnny.

681
00:30:31,567 --> 00:30:33,034
And that's what I'm going
to be calling you.

682
00:30:33,170 --> 00:30:35,303
So, get used to it,
Johnny.

683
00:30:39,179 --> 00:30:41,303
(DEEP VOICE)
Call me Johnny,
again, one more time,

684
00:30:41,438 --> 00:30:43,245
and see what happens.

685
00:30:47,211 --> 00:30:48,243
Johnny.

686
00:30:48,378 --> 00:30:49,579
(BOTH GRUNT)

687
00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:51,918
Oh, Jaiyah,
no, he's a coach.

688
00:30:52,053 --> 00:30:53,415
Naughty, naughty.

689
00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:54,657
(GRUNTS)
Yeah, yeah.

690
00:30:54,792 --> 00:30:56,259
(ACE SPEAKING SAMOAN)

691
00:30:56,394 --> 00:30:58,557
(IN ENGLISH, GRUNTS)
It's okay. I'm all right.

692
00:31:00,598 --> 00:31:02,163
Okay.

693
00:31:02,299 --> 00:31:04,066
Things are getting
pretty intense.

694
00:31:04,202 --> 00:31:06,972
So, it's, uh, time
to take a break, maybe.

695
00:31:07,904 --> 00:31:09,304
Ace, call lunch.

696
00:31:09,439 --> 00:31:11,636
ACE: You heard the man.
Have some lunch.

697
00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:13,603
Cooling down.

698
00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:16,311
Especially, if your name
rhymes with fire.

699
00:31:18,777 --> 00:31:20,645
VOICEMAIL:
<i>Sixth saved message.</i>

700
00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:22,878
NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
<i>Okay, so,</i>

701
00:31:23,013 --> 00:31:24,788
<i>you don't actually know
how phones work</i>

702
00:31:24,923 --> 00:31:26,254
<i>is the vibe I'm getting.</i>

703
00:31:26,389 --> 00:31:29,026
<i>When it makes a noise,
you answer it.</i>

704
00:31:29,162 --> 00:31:30,421
<i>I mean, I know
you're probably working</i>

705
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:31,756
<i>with the team right now but</i>

706
00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:36,299
<i>maybe stop yelling at them
for a second and call me back.</i>

707
00:31:36,768 --> 00:31:38,135
<i>I'm around.</i>

708
00:31:44,106 --> 00:31:45,808
(PATRONS CHATTERING)

709
00:31:45,944 --> 00:31:47,437
WOMAN: Hey, celebrity guy!

710
00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:48,976
Saw you on
<i>Who's On The Plane,</i>

711
00:31:49,112 --> 00:31:50,513
coach.
(EXCLAIMS)

712
00:31:50,649 --> 00:31:53,279
Soccer coach, you got
the toughest job
on the island.

713
00:31:53,414 --> 00:31:54,886
These guys are
(CHUCKLES) shocking.

714
00:31:55,022 --> 00:31:57,151
Shocking. (LAUGHS)
TAVITA: Ah, coach!

715
00:31:57,286 --> 00:32:00,154
Welcome to
our humble restaurant.

716
00:32:00,289 --> 00:32:02,486
Tavita's Restaurant.
My restaurant.

717
00:32:02,622 --> 00:32:03,827
How many jobs
have you got?

718
00:32:03,962 --> 00:32:05,427
Ah, we all have
a few jobs.

719
00:32:05,562 --> 00:32:08,426
We have to earn
enough money
to keep the team going.

720
00:32:08,561 --> 00:32:11,594
<i>Garcon!</i> Son, Daru.
What?

721
00:32:11,729 --> 00:32:13,838
Please, escort
our esteemed guest

722
00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:16,439
to our exclusive
al fresco table.

723
00:32:16,575 --> 00:32:20,144
Please.
No special treatment.
I'll sit outside.

724
00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:26,015
They look up to you.
They depend on you.

725
00:32:26,150 --> 00:32:28,449
You got to be demanding.
But kind.

726
00:32:29,314 --> 00:32:30,319
JAIYAH: Hello.

727
00:32:30,853 --> 00:32:32,057
Sir.

728
00:32:33,924 --> 00:32:35,193
Something to drink?

729
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,061
Whiskey, beer, wine?

730
00:32:38,197 --> 00:32:40,026
Yeah, we got all those.
Which one?

731
00:32:40,162 --> 00:32:41,660
Whiskey, beer, and wine.

732
00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:48,773
Mr. Rongen.

733
00:32:48,908 --> 00:32:51,239
Please accept this appetizer

734
00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:54,043
of raw fish marinated
in coconut cream.

735
00:32:54,179 --> 00:32:55,976
It's a real classic
of the islands.

736
00:32:56,111 --> 00:32:57,813
And it's on the house.

737
00:32:57,948 --> 00:32:59,150
How are things going?

738
00:32:59,286 --> 00:33:01,084
I can honestly say
it's the worst bunch
of players

739
00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:02,485
I've ever come across
in my life.

740
00:33:02,621 --> 00:33:03,682
Oh.

741
00:33:03,817 --> 00:33:05,716
THOMAS: I have very
particular methods.

742
00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:07,190
And unless I get
the support I need,

743
00:33:07,326 --> 00:33:09,291
I just don't think
it's going to work.

744
00:33:09,426 --> 00:33:12,093
We have
our own methods too.
Traditions.

745
00:33:12,229 --> 00:33:13,863
It's like
with that appetizer.

746
00:33:13,998 --> 00:33:15,100
I'm sure that little fish

747
00:33:15,235 --> 00:33:17,031
didn't think that one day
it would be chopped up,

748
00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:18,233
covered in spring onions,

749
00:33:18,368 --> 00:33:20,101
a little bit of tomato,
yellow pepper,

750
00:33:20,237 --> 00:33:22,841
lemon zest
and a dash of chili.

751
00:33:22,976 --> 00:33:25,008
But if you ask
anyone around here,

752
00:33:25,143 --> 00:33:27,410
it's a better fish
because of it.

753
00:33:28,179 --> 00:33:30,746
You may need
to just marinate, too.

754
00:33:30,882 --> 00:33:32,348
See how you feel.

755
00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:34,482
One goal.

756
00:33:36,050 --> 00:33:37,485
One goal.

757
00:33:39,592 --> 00:33:40,752
One goal.

758
00:33:42,023 --> 00:33:43,392
One goal.

759
00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:46,461
One goal.

760
00:33:48,866 --> 00:33:50,102
One goal.

761
00:33:59,972 --> 00:34:02,081
Wow. That's really good.
It's really good!

762
00:34:03,148 --> 00:34:08,285
<i>♪ I want to swing ♪</i>

763
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,617
<i>(CHANDELIER</i> BY SIA
PLAYING ON RADIO)

764
00:34:18,732 --> 00:34:19,692
(TIRES SCREECH)

765
00:34:20,195 --> 00:34:22,398
(CAR HORN HONKING)

766
00:34:23,835 --> 00:34:24,829
(ENGINE STARTS)

767
00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:30,138
Yes, I'm going to need
immediate backup.

768
00:34:30,273 --> 00:34:32,309
I'm engaged
in a car chase.

769
00:34:32,444 --> 00:34:34,241
DISPATCH: <i>Wow, really?</i>
Looks like a Palagi guy,

770
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:35,704
he's driving like a maniac.

771
00:34:35,839 --> 00:34:38,909
He's maybe doing
35, 36 MPHs.

772
00:34:39,045 --> 00:34:41,653
DISPATCH: <i>That's fast!</i>
Also, um, my, uh,

773
00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:43,288
my siren's not working.

774
00:34:43,423 --> 00:34:45,814
DISPATCH: <i>Oh, jeez!
Okay, stay safe, Rambo.</i>

775
00:34:45,949 --> 00:34:47,016
<i>Oh, and can you get some kava</i>

776
00:34:47,151 --> 00:34:48,425
<i>from Uncle Pese
on the way home?</i>

777
00:34:48,561 --> 00:34:50,359
Uh, copy that.
Yeah, okay,
I love you, Mom.

778
00:34:50,495 --> 00:34:52,560
<i>I love you too, baby.</i>
Okay, love you.

779
00:34:53,767 --> 00:34:56,097
(CLEARING THROAT)

780
00:34:56,232 --> 00:34:58,467
(MIMICS SIREN BLARING)

781
00:35:00,369 --> 00:35:01,497
Shit.
RAMBO: <i>Yeah,</i>

782
00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:02,868
<i>this is the policeman.</i>

783
00:35:03,004 --> 00:35:05,877
<i>Can you please pull over
to the side? Yes.</i>

784
00:35:06,012 --> 00:35:08,774
(RAMBO MIMICS SIREN BLARING)

785
00:35:11,579 --> 00:35:12,916
<i>You're going to get
out of the car</i>

786
00:35:13,051 --> 00:35:14,443
<i>on the count of three.</i>

787
00:35:14,578 --> 00:35:15,649
<i>Are you ready?</i>

788
00:35:16,887 --> 00:35:17,882
Three.

789
00:35:19,923 --> 00:35:20,918
Thank you.

790
00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:24,426
Okay, you punk rocker.

791
00:35:24,562 --> 00:35:27,331
Oh, hey, it's the guy
from the TV! (CHUCKLES)

792
00:35:27,466 --> 00:35:29,233
That's me. What seems
to be the problem?

793
00:35:29,368 --> 00:35:32,527
Oh, I'll tell you
what the...
(COUGHING)

794
00:35:32,663 --> 00:35:34,205
Hey, you okay?

795
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:37,873
Hey. Let it out, big guy.
I got you.

796
00:35:38,008 --> 00:35:40,212
(BOTH GRUNTING)

797
00:35:41,209 --> 00:35:43,411
(GROANING)

798
00:35:43,546 --> 00:35:46,114
Oh, thank you.
I'm feeling better now.

799
00:35:46,249 --> 00:35:47,582
Now, listen, normally,

800
00:35:47,717 --> 00:35:49,753
I'd lock you up
and throw away the key.

801
00:35:49,888 --> 00:35:50,981
But right now,

802
00:35:51,116 --> 00:35:52,955
I'm just more angry
at my mango juice can.

803
00:35:53,091 --> 00:35:55,392
You stupid can! (GRUNTS)

804
00:35:57,897 --> 00:35:59,022
Fleetwood Mac!

805
00:35:59,158 --> 00:36:01,491
That's a hell of a right foot
you got there,

806
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,502
Fa'agaloagliga.

807
00:36:03,637 --> 00:36:04,632
Rambo.

808
00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:06,835
Rambo.

809
00:36:06,970 --> 00:36:10,242
Gentlemen,
allow me to present
our newest recruit,

810
00:36:10,910 --> 00:36:12,574
Detective Rambo.

811
00:36:12,710 --> 00:36:15,246
We already kicked him out.
He tried to arrest us all.

812
00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:16,642
You were playing
on private property.

813
00:36:16,778 --> 00:36:18,216
Yeah, that property
is my dad's property.

814
00:36:18,352 --> 00:36:19,784
Well, I don't make up
the rules, okay?

815
00:36:19,919 --> 00:36:20,945
Yeah?
Yeah.

816
00:36:23,756 --> 00:36:25,117
Bravo.

817
00:36:25,252 --> 00:36:26,951
You've just fallen
for the oldest trick
in the book.

818
00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:28,754
Can't you see?

819
00:36:28,890 --> 00:36:30,829
This is exactly what
they want from us.

820
00:36:30,964 --> 00:36:32,330
Who?
THOMAS: Them!

821
00:36:33,130 --> 00:36:34,663
The Imperialists.

822
00:36:35,199 --> 00:36:37,058
Divide and conquer.

823
00:36:37,194 --> 00:36:38,336
But we're not going
to let them.

824
00:36:38,471 --> 00:36:41,006
We've worked too long
and hard for this.

825
00:36:41,141 --> 00:36:42,831
You've only been here
a few days.

826
00:36:42,966 --> 00:36:45,275
Rome was built
in a day, man.

827
00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:47,279
I think we're doing
pretty well.

828
00:36:47,881 --> 00:36:49,104
Now, how about this?

829
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,640
As a team, together,
we climb that mountain.

830
00:36:52,776 --> 00:36:53,780
Who's with me?

831
00:36:54,181 --> 00:36:55,087
No.

832
00:36:55,222 --> 00:36:56,154
SAMSON: Coach,
my ankle is hurting me.

833
00:36:56,290 --> 00:36:58,287
I can't hear you.
Who's with me?

834
00:36:58,422 --> 00:37:00,149
No, no, my mom is
expecting me.

835
00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:03,392
Come on, guys!
We're all in this together.

836
00:37:03,528 --> 00:37:04,994
Now, who's going
to climb
that mountain

837
00:37:05,129 --> 00:37:06,764
with me as a team?

838
00:37:06,899 --> 00:37:07,893
Are you with me?

839
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,994
Are you with me,
my team?

840
00:37:11,130 --> 00:37:12,469
Yeah, okay,
then, yeah.
All right!

841
00:37:12,604 --> 00:37:14,106
ACE: Okay, let's go. Yes.
PLAYER 1: Go.

842
00:37:14,241 --> 00:37:15,370
THOMAS: Let's go!
PLAYER 2: Yeah.

843
00:37:15,505 --> 00:37:17,440
Now, we're making
some progress.

844
00:37:17,575 --> 00:37:19,872
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
(CLANGING)

845
00:37:22,415 --> 00:37:24,078
Wait, wait, wait.
What's going on?

846
00:37:24,213 --> 00:37:25,382
Don't sit down.

847
00:37:25,517 --> 00:37:27,715
We're not there yet.
We haven't even started.

848
00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:30,687
Ace, what's going on?
It's curfew time.

849
00:37:30,823 --> 00:37:31,884
What?

850
00:37:32,019 --> 00:37:33,854
The bell means curfew.
It's time to pray.

851
00:37:33,989 --> 00:37:37,395
The whole island stops.
Same time, every day.

852
00:37:37,531 --> 00:37:39,496
But what am I
supposed to do?
I'm not religious.

853
00:37:40,229 --> 00:37:41,465
Pretend?

854
00:37:43,467 --> 00:37:46,030
Okay.
I'll pray for you.

855
00:37:46,165 --> 00:37:49,104
THOMAS: When did that
ever work? Tavita!

856
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,771
(PATRONS CHATTERING)

857
00:37:52,546 --> 00:37:54,145
I've got three weeks left
to the qualifiers.

858
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,413
We got a lot
of work to do.

859
00:37:55,549 --> 00:37:57,274
So, tomorrow, I'm going
to start with fitness drills

860
00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:59,451
to see how many of them
can last a full 90 minutes.

861
00:37:59,787 --> 00:38:00,813
Ooh. Ah.

862
00:38:00,949 --> 00:38:03,152
Thomas, ah,
we won't be training
tomorrow.

863
00:38:03,288 --> 00:38:05,022
Why not?
It's Sunday.

864
00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:06,553
So?
The team won't train

865
00:38:06,688 --> 00:38:08,155
on a Sunday.
That would be a sin.

866
00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:09,226
Jesus Christ.

867
00:38:09,361 --> 00:38:11,060
Mr. Rongen,
you are very welcome

868
00:38:11,195 --> 00:38:12,228
to join us on Sunday.

869
00:38:12,364 --> 00:38:14,298
It could be
a nice experience.

870
00:38:14,434 --> 00:38:16,026
You can see
how we worship God.

871
00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:18,266
This is church.
Football is church.

872
00:38:18,402 --> 00:38:20,062
You've got
zero commitment.

873
00:38:20,197 --> 00:38:21,703
We're very committed
to church.

874
00:38:21,838 --> 00:38:24,066
This place
is a carnival
of crap.

875
00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:25,342
DARU: Hey, look at this,
look at this.

876
00:38:25,478 --> 00:38:26,509
This bit, right here.
Right here.

877
00:38:26,644 --> 00:38:27,574
COMMENTATOR:
<i>Off goes the chair.</i>

878
00:38:27,709 --> 00:38:29,343
Ooh.
DARU: This guy's been fired

879
00:38:29,479 --> 00:38:30,773
from his
three jobs because

880
00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:31,977
he can't control himself.

881
00:38:32,112 --> 00:38:33,709
PISA: I don't know.
He seems okay, now.

882
00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:34,911
Maybe he's different.

883
00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:36,053
THOMAS: I've coached
11-year-olds

884
00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:37,389
better than your players!

885
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:39,454
Sure.

886
00:38:39,590 --> 00:38:40,622
I mean,
look at this place.

887
00:38:40,758 --> 00:38:43,261
You've got a keyboard
and mouse and no screen!

888
00:38:43,397 --> 00:38:44,994
None of this shit
makes any sense.

889
00:38:45,129 --> 00:38:47,456
You don't even have
a full squad
of players out there.

890
00:38:47,592 --> 00:38:49,499
No wonder
you're the worst team
in the world.

891
00:38:49,634 --> 00:38:51,431
TAVITA: Mr. Rongen,
you have made your point

892
00:38:51,567 --> 00:38:53,229
and now let me
make mine.

893
00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:56,737
Now, we here at FFAS
are honored that you are here.

894
00:38:56,873 --> 00:38:59,268
We want to improve,
we want to learn from you.

895
00:38:59,404 --> 00:39:02,238
But we will not deny
who we are just to win.

896
00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:04,448
These are our customs.
These are our ways.

897
00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:07,252
Your ways are shit.
You're failing.

898
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,751
It's torture
coaching this team.

899
00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:14,587
Thomas, we were
under the impression

900
00:39:14,722 --> 00:39:16,990
that you wanted to be here.

901
00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:19,755
But if that is
the wrong impression
that we are under,

902
00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,757
then you are free to go.

903
00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:24,167
Seek your happiness.

904
00:39:24,302 --> 00:39:25,600
Unhappiness is a curse

905
00:39:25,736 --> 00:39:27,868
that I would not wish
on anyone.

906
00:39:33,113 --> 00:39:35,110
THOMAS: Okay. I quit.

907
00:39:35,246 --> 00:39:36,448
(DOOR CLOSES)

908
00:39:46,091 --> 00:39:47,151
I told you guys.

909
00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:49,626
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

910
00:39:53,033 --> 00:39:54,190
THOMAS: Hello?

911
00:39:54,326 --> 00:39:55,698
Can you hear me?
GAIL: (ON PHONE) <i>Yeah.</i>

912
00:39:55,834 --> 00:40:00,095
So, uh, here's the news.
Fresh off the press. I quit.

913
00:40:00,230 --> 00:40:01,797
You can't quit.
<i>I quit.</i>

914
00:40:01,932 --> 00:40:03,200
Today, officially.

915
00:40:03,335 --> 00:40:05,270
Well, then go un-quit.
<i>Once you quit,</i>

916
00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:07,507
you got to commit
to the quit.
You know this.

917
00:40:07,643 --> 00:40:08,777
<i>It's like this team,</i>

918
00:40:08,913 --> 00:40:10,272
<i>they don't even
want to win.</i>
(SIGHS)

919
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,281
For them, it's like
some sort of game.

920
00:40:12,416 --> 00:40:13,446
It is a game, Thomas.

921
00:40:13,581 --> 00:40:14,944
<i>It's a sport.</i>

922
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,316
I can't work
with these guys.

923
00:40:16,452 --> 00:40:17,887
<i>I can't help them.</i>

924
00:40:18,023 --> 00:40:20,556
Thomas, we didn't
send you there
to help them.

925
00:40:20,691 --> 00:40:22,659
We sent you there
to help you.

926
00:40:24,828 --> 00:40:27,130
I don't need help.
I'm coming home.

927
00:40:27,266 --> 00:40:29,193
Home, I'm sorry, Thomas,

928
00:40:30,467 --> 00:40:32,603
but where is home now?

929
00:40:36,140 --> 00:40:37,204
Look,

930
00:40:37,907 --> 00:40:39,105
we'll be there
in a couple weeks

931
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,246
for the qualifiers, okay?
And we'll get a drink.

932
00:40:41,381 --> 00:40:42,580
<i>All right?</i>
(HANGS UP PHONE)

933
00:40:44,445 --> 00:40:45,380
(SIGHS)

934
00:40:45,516 --> 00:40:47,717
(TEAM SINGING IN SAMOAN)

935
00:41:10,738 --> 00:41:11,933
(IN ENGLISH)
Dear Lord,

936
00:41:12,069 --> 00:41:13,138
if you could please

937
00:41:13,273 --> 00:41:15,270
let the coach come back
wherever he is,

938
00:41:15,405 --> 00:41:17,311
to help us score
that one goal.

939
00:41:17,446 --> 00:41:18,448
Just one.

940
00:41:18,584 --> 00:41:20,143
Not too much to ask,
I think,

941
00:41:20,279 --> 00:41:21,815
given we go to church
every Sunday

942
00:41:21,951 --> 00:41:23,350
and give 10 percent
of our income.

943
00:41:23,486 --> 00:41:24,685
But, uh, hey!

944
00:41:24,821 --> 00:41:27,123
All in your time.
<i>Amene.</i>

945
00:41:27,259 --> 00:41:28,993
ALL: <i>Amene.</i>

946
00:41:29,128 --> 00:41:31,252
(TEAM CLAPPING)

947
00:41:31,387 --> 00:41:32,530
(IN ENGLISH)
Ah, that didn't work.

948
00:41:32,666 --> 00:41:35,898
Ace, looks like
you're coaching today.

949
00:41:37,168 --> 00:41:40,704
ACE: Okay, just go for a run
to warm up your bodies, huh?

950
00:41:42,807 --> 00:41:44,000
NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
<i>Okay, Dad.</i>

951
00:41:44,136 --> 00:41:45,940
<i>I'm sorry I yelled at you.</i>

952
00:41:46,075 --> 00:41:48,679
<i>But I was just pissed
because...</i>

953
00:41:48,815 --> 00:41:50,573
<i>because you should
be here for this.</i>

954
00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:53,310
<i>They asked me to lead
the team out on Saturday.</i>

955
00:41:54,286 --> 00:41:55,554
<i>Where are you?</i>

956
00:42:03,486 --> 00:42:05,124
(OBJECTS CLATTER)
(JAIYAH EXHALES)

957
00:42:09,927 --> 00:42:11,031
Hi, coach.

958
00:42:13,171 --> 00:42:14,166
Hi.

959
00:42:15,674 --> 00:42:18,267
I just wanted to come by
and say sorry

960
00:42:18,402 --> 00:42:20,243
about body slamming you
to the ground

961
00:42:20,378 --> 00:42:21,742
and choking you, and

962
00:42:21,877 --> 00:42:24,479
also, just wanted to say
thank you

963
00:42:24,614 --> 00:42:26,684
for keeping me on the team

964
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,147
so far.

965
00:42:29,887 --> 00:42:32,489
Well, uh, I'd like
to apologize too

966
00:42:32,625 --> 00:42:34,659
for not respecting
your name,

967
00:42:35,359 --> 00:42:36,353
Jaiyah.

968
00:42:39,397 --> 00:42:41,765
Here. Peace offering.

969
00:42:43,526 --> 00:42:46,170
What is it?
It's from team lunch.

970
00:42:46,305 --> 00:42:47,229
You keep missing out

971
00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:49,638
because you get angry
and run away.

972
00:42:49,773 --> 00:42:51,637
You know,
you should eat first.

973
00:42:51,772 --> 00:42:53,810
And, then get angry.

974
00:42:55,038 --> 00:42:56,444
Makes sense.

975
00:42:56,579 --> 00:42:57,979
Will you join me?

976
00:42:59,217 --> 00:43:00,212
Sure.

977
00:43:01,552 --> 00:43:02,752
JAIYAH: College is cool.

978
00:43:02,888 --> 00:43:05,018
And I do some performing
when I'm not studying.

979
00:43:05,154 --> 00:43:06,852
So, do you think you'll come
back to the island

980
00:43:06,987 --> 00:43:08,316
once you finish
your degree?

981
00:43:08,451 --> 00:43:09,956
No. There's really
not much

982
00:43:10,092 --> 00:43:11,757
on the island
for young people.

983
00:43:11,893 --> 00:43:13,289
The job choices
come down

984
00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:15,897
to the tuna cannery
or the army.

985
00:43:16,033 --> 00:43:19,427
And I don't really like
fish or guns.

986
00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:21,398
So, you think you'll stay
in Hawaii then?

987
00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:23,533
Hmm. Maybe.

988
00:43:23,668 --> 00:43:25,533
I mean, there's not
as many fa'afafine there,

989
00:43:25,668 --> 00:43:28,240
so you do get
a bit more prejudice.

990
00:43:29,912 --> 00:43:31,680
So, I hear
you're married?

991
00:43:31,815 --> 00:43:33,741
And you have
a daughter.

992
00:43:33,876 --> 00:43:38,289
Yeah, but tell me more about
this, um, fa'afafine thing.

993
00:43:38,425 --> 00:43:39,691
What do you want
to know?

994
00:43:40,859 --> 00:43:42,857
I mean, what are you
down there?

995
00:43:42,992 --> 00:43:44,189
Does it really matter
to you?

996
00:43:44,325 --> 00:43:46,530
Well, it matters
to the officials in the game.

997
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:48,824
Okay, well,
right now I'm legal.

998
00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:51,135
But I have been
taking hormones
for a while and...

999
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:52,634
Right now?

1000
00:43:52,770 --> 00:43:54,531
Let's just say
that eventually,

1001
00:43:54,667 --> 00:43:57,401
I technically
won't qualify
for the team.

1002
00:44:00,710 --> 00:44:01,944
Can we talk soccer?

1003
00:44:02,378 --> 00:44:03,915
Yes.

1004
00:44:04,050 --> 00:44:05,682
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
THOMAS: What am I
watching here?

1005
00:44:05,818 --> 00:44:07,519
Why is everyone bunched up
like old ladies

1006
00:44:07,654 --> 00:44:08,985
gathered at
a cake convention?

1007
00:44:09,121 --> 00:44:10,918
Well, how are we supposed
to know about formation?

1008
00:44:11,054 --> 00:44:13,285
No one taught us,
including you.

1009
00:44:14,557 --> 00:44:15,821
Fair point.

1010
00:44:15,957 --> 00:44:16,890
THOMAS:
Look at this guy.

1011
00:44:17,025 --> 00:44:18,288
Just standing there
in open space

1012
00:44:18,424 --> 00:44:19,962
doing nothing.
Reminds me of you.

1013
00:44:21,190 --> 00:44:22,261
That is me.

1014
00:44:22,663 --> 00:44:24,029
Oh.

1015
00:44:24,165 --> 00:44:26,599
Well, you're
a natural born defender.

1016
00:44:26,735 --> 00:44:27,736
Not a forward.

1017
00:44:27,871 --> 00:44:29,504
Wait, who is that
in goal?

1018
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,508
That's Nicky Salapu.

1019
00:44:31,644 --> 00:44:33,501
That's Nicky Salapu?
Yeah.

1020
00:44:33,637 --> 00:44:35,578
The guy that let in
over 30 goals?

1021
00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:37,811
Yeah, but he saved
another 60.

1022
00:44:37,947 --> 00:44:39,179
THOMAS:
He looks pretty good.

1023
00:44:39,315 --> 00:44:40,712
He's one of the best players
we've ever had.

1024
00:44:40,848 --> 00:44:41,879
He's a legend.

1025
00:44:42,015 --> 00:44:43,183
A legend of the fallen.

1026
00:44:43,318 --> 00:44:46,014
Shut up.
You shut up,
it's my house.

1027
00:44:46,149 --> 00:44:47,119
It's my island.

1028
00:44:47,255 --> 00:44:48,924
I don't even know
why we're watching this.

1029
00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:51,460
Because most of
these players
are retired.

1030
00:44:51,595 --> 00:44:52,653
But they only gave up

1031
00:44:52,789 --> 00:44:55,500
because everyone else
gave up on them.

1032
00:44:55,635 --> 00:44:57,401
But if you came back
to coach us,

1033
00:44:57,537 --> 00:44:58,997
I could help you
find them.

1034
00:44:59,132 --> 00:45:00,871
Because they're
still good.

1035
00:45:02,036 --> 00:45:03,775
I'll be the judge of that.

1036
00:45:05,677 --> 00:45:07,878
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

1037
00:45:09,406 --> 00:45:12,047
Hey, famous guy
and Jaiyah!

1038
00:45:17,623 --> 00:45:20,418
Thomas Rongen.
Nicky Salapu.

1039
00:45:23,224 --> 00:45:25,993
THOMAS: Well I'll be
a son of a bitch.

1040
00:45:26,129 --> 00:45:28,360
The chickens
have come home
to roast.

1041
00:45:30,499 --> 00:45:33,872
You're the best goalkeeper
American Samoa ever had.

1042
00:45:34,007 --> 00:45:37,666
I let in over 30 goals
at international level.

1043
00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:41,604
You're the best goalkeeper
American Samoa ever had.

1044
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:44,272
Isn't there something
about that defeat

1045
00:45:44,407 --> 00:45:45,441
that still haunts you?

1046
00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:47,881
That you can't let go of?
Of course.

1047
00:45:48,016 --> 00:45:50,082
I replay that match
on Xbox.

1048
00:45:50,217 --> 00:45:52,114
American Samoa
versus Australia.

1049
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:53,552
But I play alone.

1050
00:45:53,688 --> 00:45:56,990
And I get my revenge every day
by beating them 32, nil.

1051
00:45:57,126 --> 00:45:58,924
Don't you want revenge
on Australia?

1052
00:45:59,059 --> 00:46:00,788
But instead of Australia,

1053
00:46:00,923 --> 00:46:03,297
it would be on a bunch
of other Polynesian islands.

1054
00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:06,167
Some of them are close
to Australia.

1055
00:46:07,203 --> 00:46:08,969
How did you get
this coaching job?

1056
00:46:09,104 --> 00:46:10,873
You're terrible
at this.

1057
00:46:11,009 --> 00:46:12,976
Can you just come back
to the team?

1058
00:46:13,111 --> 00:46:16,915
They need work, yeah.
And they need a lot of work,

1059
00:46:17,050 --> 00:46:20,718
but I see a bunch of guys
in that team, including her

1060
00:46:20,854 --> 00:46:23,416
who all work multiple jobs
just to play.

1061
00:46:23,552 --> 00:46:25,514
Who've got more heart
and they're dreaming bigger

1062
00:46:25,650 --> 00:46:27,086
than nearly any
of the jaded fools

1063
00:46:27,221 --> 00:46:28,416
that mess around
in the pro league

1064
00:46:28,552 --> 00:46:30,092
for money
they don't deserve.

1065
00:46:31,829 --> 00:46:33,227
Don't tell them I said that.

1066
00:46:34,528 --> 00:46:36,524
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
Is he interested
in playing?

1067
00:46:36,659 --> 00:46:38,232
No interest, whatsoever.

1068
00:46:38,635 --> 00:46:39,568
Who's next?

1069
00:46:39,704 --> 00:46:41,906
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

1070
00:46:45,241 --> 00:46:47,741
That's called chutzpah,
Armani.

1071
00:46:47,876 --> 00:46:49,203
And we like it.

1072
00:46:49,339 --> 00:46:50,438
Excuse me, Squire?

1073
00:46:50,573 --> 00:46:52,145
Stretch the muscle.
Ace?

1074
00:46:52,281 --> 00:46:54,376
Mr. Rongen! I thought
you'd abandoned us.

1075
00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:55,749
Ace, I'd like to apologize.

1076
00:46:55,885 --> 00:46:56,953
Oh.
But I won't.

1077
00:46:57,088 --> 00:46:59,046
Oh.
As a rule,
I don't apologize.

1078
00:46:59,182 --> 00:47:01,821
I'm not apologizing
for that, either.
So, sorry.

1079
00:47:01,956 --> 00:47:03,891
Daru? Daru, Daru.

1080
00:47:04,027 --> 00:47:06,463
Look, I know
you don't like me.

1081
00:47:06,598 --> 00:47:07,831
I don't like me.

1082
00:47:07,966 --> 00:47:10,758
But we need
to work together.

1083
00:47:10,893 --> 00:47:13,002
This formation is known
as the Sad Snowman.

1084
00:47:13,138 --> 00:47:14,900
This player, interchangeable
with this player.

1085
00:47:15,036 --> 00:47:16,037
This can cross here,

1086
00:47:16,172 --> 00:47:18,910
switch it around,
works this way too.

1087
00:47:19,578 --> 00:47:20,870
So, who we got next?

1088
00:47:21,006 --> 00:47:22,881
<i>(EVERYBODY WANTS
TO RULE THE WORLD</i> PLAYING)

1089
00:47:28,082 --> 00:47:29,310
We got another one.

1090
00:47:29,445 --> 00:47:30,653
Nice one, Armani.

1091
00:47:30,788 --> 00:47:33,115
ALL: Wax on, wax off.

1092
00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:35,585
Wax on, wax off.

1093
00:47:35,721 --> 00:47:36,851
THOMAS: We've also got
the three pigs.

1094
00:47:36,986 --> 00:47:38,257
The wolf is coming
all the way back here.

1095
00:47:38,393 --> 00:47:39,795
He's going to blow
your house down.

1096
00:47:39,930 --> 00:47:41,391
This is where we want to go.

1097
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:43,363
All roads
lead to Rome.

1098
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:45,627
What is this shit?

1099
00:47:45,762 --> 00:47:47,637
Fucking Sharpie.
Get me another board.

1100
00:47:47,773 --> 00:47:49,104
Think of it
like a fish.

1101
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:52,371
On its own, slimy, smelly,
tasteless somewhat.

1102
00:47:52,507 --> 00:47:55,777
But add some coconut cream,
lemon zest, chili,

1103
00:47:55,913 --> 00:47:57,572
let that sucker
marinate.

1104
00:47:57,707 --> 00:47:59,473
Now you've got
something special.

1105
00:47:59,609 --> 00:48:01,114
Allow yourself
to marinate.

1106
00:48:01,249 --> 00:48:02,911
You'll be a better fish
for it.

1107
00:48:03,413 --> 00:48:04,780
Thank you, coach.

1108
00:48:04,915 --> 00:48:06,724
(PLAYERS GROAN)
THOMAS:
Ice is your friend.

1109
00:48:06,859 --> 00:48:08,826
It will help
those muscles.

1110
00:48:08,961 --> 00:48:10,791
Oh, got you
in the nads there.

1111
00:48:10,927 --> 00:48:12,726
Just another 25 minutes.

1112
00:48:12,861 --> 00:48:14,262
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

1113
00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:19,502
Three, four.
And then, other side.

1114
00:48:19,638 --> 00:48:22,036
Way off! Miss.

1115
00:48:22,171 --> 00:48:24,306
He finds it.
(ALL CHEERING)

1116
00:48:24,441 --> 00:48:27,108
Get up.
Not at the top yet.
Keep going.

1117
00:48:27,244 --> 00:48:28,944
I know it's hard,
but if we can do this

1118
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,738
as a team,
we have a chance.

1119
00:48:30,874 --> 00:48:32,750
THOMAS:
<i>We've got defense sorted.</i>

1120
00:48:32,885 --> 00:48:34,975
But our midfield...
Mm-hmm.

1121
00:48:35,678 --> 00:48:36,952
THOMAS:
All right, my man.

1122
00:48:37,087 --> 00:48:38,456
All right.
There you go.

1123
00:48:38,591 --> 00:48:39,514
Thank you, coach.

1124
00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:40,717
See you Monday?
For sure.

1125
00:48:40,852 --> 00:48:42,455
I won't let
you down, coach.
Amazing.

1126
00:48:43,463 --> 00:48:44,560
Excellent.

1127
00:48:44,695 --> 00:48:46,127
(TIRES SCREECH)

1128
00:48:46,263 --> 00:48:48,461
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

1129
00:48:50,668 --> 00:48:51,601
So, who's next?

1130
00:48:51,736 --> 00:48:53,631
(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

1131
00:48:58,036 --> 00:48:59,635
THOMAS: (IN ENGLISH)
Nice. Nice, Daru. Good energy.

1132
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,636
Good energy.
Good, good, good.

1133
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,580
Hop, hop, hop.
Bunny rabbit.

1134
00:49:03,715 --> 00:49:04,739
Push, push, push.

1135
00:49:04,874 --> 00:49:06,273
THOMAS: Good.
Control that back line.

1136
00:49:06,409 --> 00:49:08,917
That's it, Jaiyah, leadership.
That's what I'm talking about.

1137
00:49:09,053 --> 00:49:13,019
Pele, Maradona, Rongen.
Whoo!

1138
00:49:13,154 --> 00:49:15,657
ALL: Wax on, wax off.

1139
00:49:15,792 --> 00:49:17,655
Wax on, wax off.

1140
00:49:18,124 --> 00:49:19,830
Wax on, wax off.

1141
00:49:19,965 --> 00:49:21,522
Look, right here.
Maldini.

1142
00:49:21,658 --> 00:49:23,733
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

1143
00:49:23,869 --> 00:49:26,235
(TEAM CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

1144
00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:36,641
(ALL CHEERING)

1145
00:49:42,649 --> 00:49:44,286
THOMAS: (IN ENGLISH)
Keep it up, keep it up.

1146
00:49:45,758 --> 00:49:46,748
Keep going, keep going.

1147
00:49:46,884 --> 00:49:48,488
I know it's hard,
but keep going.

1148
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,863
I know you can make it
to the top.

1149
00:49:51,998 --> 00:49:55,456
Come on, guys,
keep going, keep going.

1150
00:49:55,592 --> 00:49:57,268
Don't stop, don't stop.

1151
00:49:58,071 --> 00:50:00,269
(TEAM CHATTERING)
(THOMAS GROANING)

1152
00:50:02,069 --> 00:50:03,272
(APPLAUSE)

1153
00:50:06,007 --> 00:50:07,411
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1154
00:50:07,547 --> 00:50:08,673
Oh, God!

1155
00:50:10,942 --> 00:50:13,507
Oh, God.
It's beautiful.
(PANTING)

1156
00:50:13,642 --> 00:50:14,717
DARU: You okay, coach?

1157
00:50:14,852 --> 00:50:16,219
It's beautiful.

1158
00:50:17,447 --> 00:50:18,417
Oh, my God.

1159
00:50:18,553 --> 00:50:20,221
It looked so easy
from the bottom.

1160
00:50:20,357 --> 00:50:22,650
Can't breathe.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1161
00:50:22,785 --> 00:50:25,655
This spot here, this place,

1162
00:50:25,791 --> 00:50:29,329
tells of how
your brave brothers

1163
00:50:29,465 --> 00:50:33,962
fought to protect
American Samoa

1164
00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:36,833
and the rest of the world
against evil.

1165
00:50:37,668 --> 00:50:40,175
Well, tomorrow, we set off

1166
00:50:40,311 --> 00:50:42,937
for the greatest war
of them all!

1167
00:50:43,072 --> 00:50:46,649
The war for World Cup
qualification.

1168
00:50:46,784 --> 00:50:47,980
TEAM: Yeah!

1169
00:50:48,115 --> 00:50:49,317
(TEAM CHEERING)

1170
00:50:49,452 --> 00:50:51,353
THOMAS: Oh, my God,
the air is thin up here.

1171
00:50:52,516 --> 00:50:54,191
In two days' time,

1172
00:50:55,852 --> 00:50:58,756
we face our first enemy,
Tonga.

1173
00:51:01,030 --> 00:51:02,423
Screw those guys!

1174
00:51:02,558 --> 00:51:03,829
(TEAM AGREEING)

1175
00:51:03,964 --> 00:51:07,099
There have been so many wars
against those assholes.

1176
00:51:07,235 --> 00:51:10,939
But the war of 1825,

1177
00:51:11,075 --> 00:51:12,869
where they came to take...

1178
00:51:13,803 --> 00:51:15,740
they came to take our tuna.

1179
00:51:17,715 --> 00:51:22,176
But we handed their asses
to them in a giant tuna can.

1180
00:51:22,845 --> 00:51:24,255
(TEAM MUTTERS IN CONFUSION)

1181
00:51:24,657 --> 00:51:25,883
Where am I?

1182
00:51:26,019 --> 00:51:27,883
TAVITA: Uh, Mr. Rongen,
are you feeling all right?

1183
00:51:28,018 --> 00:51:30,486
What was that?
I still have to pack.

1184
00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:31,995
I always leave packing

1185
00:51:32,130 --> 00:51:33,993
to the last minute.
It's so weird.

1186
00:51:34,128 --> 00:51:36,033
(ALL CHATTERING)

1187
00:51:36,169 --> 00:51:39,133
ACE: Healing waters.
Yeah, take him down.

1188
00:51:39,268 --> 00:51:41,002
Yeah. It's all right, coach.

1189
00:51:41,137 --> 00:51:43,330
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

1190
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:47,236
PRIEST: <i>And so,
we turn to Matthew 17</i>

1191
00:51:47,372 --> 00:51:51,749
<i>when a man says to lesu,
"Lord, have mercy on my son.</i>

1192
00:51:51,885 --> 00:51:53,850
<i>"For he is a lunatic</i>

1193
00:51:53,985 --> 00:51:55,912
<i>"and is very ill.</i>

1194
00:51:56,047 --> 00:51:58,020
<i>"For he often falls
into the fire</i>

1195
00:51:58,156 --> 00:52:00,252
<i>"and often into the water.</i>

1196
00:52:00,387 --> 00:52:02,918
<i>"Very clumsy, my boy."</i>

1197
00:52:03,054 --> 00:52:06,729
<i>And lesu said,
"Bring him here to me."</i>

1198
00:52:06,865 --> 00:52:08,227
<i>Good old lesu.</i>

1199
00:52:08,363 --> 00:52:10,229
<i>And lesu rebuked him.</i>

1200
00:52:10,365 --> 00:52:12,434
<i>And the demon came out of him.</i>

1201
00:52:13,302 --> 00:52:15,837
<i>And the boy was cured at once.</i>

1202
00:52:15,973 --> 00:52:18,804
(ALL CHEERING)

1203
00:52:18,939 --> 00:52:20,677
(PLAYER LAUGHS)
PRIEST: <i>What a beautiful day.</i>

1204
00:52:20,813 --> 00:52:22,202
<i>We give thanks</i>

1205
00:52:22,338 --> 00:52:26,081
for the beauties outside,
all the blessings.

1206
00:52:26,217 --> 00:52:28,350
And, uh, before
we get further

1207
00:52:28,485 --> 00:52:30,415
into the proceedings,
a little housekeeping.

1208
00:52:30,551 --> 00:52:32,420
Someone was seen
rifling around

1209
00:52:32,555 --> 00:52:35,025
in, uh, one of
the dumpsters outside

1210
00:52:35,161 --> 00:52:37,190
Sione Malacoco's
Fish and Chip Shop.

1211
00:52:37,325 --> 00:52:38,556
Fess up,
who was that?

1212
00:52:38,692 --> 00:52:40,554
Trying to get
some leftover scraps.

1213
00:52:40,690 --> 00:52:41,765
We don't do that.

1214
00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:44,899
Okay? Now, what a day.

1215
00:52:45,035 --> 00:52:46,337
Our wonderful team

1216
00:52:46,472 --> 00:52:50,373
are going across the seas
to do the impossible.

1217
00:52:51,376 --> 00:52:53,970
To go and win
a game of soccer.

1218
00:52:55,076 --> 00:52:56,280
Wow!

1219
00:52:57,716 --> 00:52:58,877
Wowie!

1220
00:52:59,913 --> 00:53:02,385
Some would say
that the other teams
are too big.

1221
00:53:03,487 --> 00:53:05,355
Well, you know
what I say to them?

1222
00:53:06,221 --> 00:53:07,557
Read the Bible <i>.</i>

1223
00:53:07,693 --> 00:53:10,285
<i>Have you ever heard
of a little guy called David</i>

1224
00:53:10,421 --> 00:53:13,063
<i>fighting against a big guy
called the Goliath?</i>

1225
00:53:13,198 --> 00:53:14,129
(SHOUTING
IN VIDEOGAME)

1226
00:53:14,265 --> 00:53:15,892
<i>That is a cautionary tale.</i>

1227
00:53:16,028 --> 00:53:17,334
<i>Don't mess
with the little guy.</i>

1228
00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:19,897
<i>And what we have here</i>

1229
00:53:20,032 --> 00:53:22,569
is a whole bunch
of little guys, don't we?

1230
00:53:22,705 --> 00:53:25,305
Little guys,
who probably can't do it.

1231
00:53:25,441 --> 00:53:27,036
<i>Going off across the seas</i>

1232
00:53:27,171 --> 00:53:28,972
<i>to fight a whole lot
of Goliaths.</i>

1233
00:53:30,039 --> 00:53:32,273
<i>So, go, my little Davids.</i>

1234
00:53:32,408 --> 00:53:35,012
<i>Let's take it
to Mr. Goliath out there.</i>

1235
00:53:35,147 --> 00:53:37,915
<i>And let's get one
for American Samoa.</i>

1236
00:53:40,825 --> 00:53:41,759
Okay.

1237
00:53:41,894 --> 00:53:43,125
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

1238
00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:44,851
(CONGREGATION MEMBER COUGHS)

1239
00:53:44,987 --> 00:53:46,961
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

1240
00:53:47,096 --> 00:53:49,300
(CROWD CHEERING)

1241
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,137
<i>So, off they go.</i>

1242
00:54:02,272 --> 00:54:04,372
<i>The American Samoan
soccer team</i>

1243
00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:07,646
<i>hoping not to embarrass
the nation any further.</i>

1244
00:54:07,782 --> 00:54:10,711
Cut. That was really good,
Gus. (GRUNTS)

1245
00:54:10,846 --> 00:54:11,788
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

1246
00:54:11,923 --> 00:54:13,284
(CROWD CHEERING)

1247
00:54:13,419 --> 00:54:16,327
Go, go, go, go!

1248
00:54:17,895 --> 00:54:22,828
Tavita, let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Come on, move it!

1249
00:54:26,537 --> 00:54:28,636
Let's get this bird
in the air!

1250
00:54:35,214 --> 00:54:36,877
Wowie, that was
some journey!

1251
00:54:37,013 --> 00:54:39,382
Yeah, I think I got
the jet lags.
I need a nap.

1252
00:54:39,518 --> 00:54:41,576
Guys, it was only
a 35 minute flight.

1253
00:54:41,711 --> 00:54:42,615
Hey, guys!

1254
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:44,316
We've officially crossed
the date line.

1255
00:54:44,452 --> 00:54:46,146
It's now yesterday.

1256
00:54:46,282 --> 00:54:47,223
(PLAYERS EXCLAIM)
PLAYER 1: Time travel!

1257
00:54:47,358 --> 00:54:48,422
(CAR HORN HONKS)
Look how fast

1258
00:54:48,557 --> 00:54:49,889
these crazies
are going.

1259
00:54:50,024 --> 00:54:52,294
You know,
someone's going
to get killed.

1260
00:54:52,429 --> 00:54:55,690
Slow down.
Heaven's full.

1261
00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:56,661
(PLAYER 2 WHISTLES)

1262
00:54:56,796 --> 00:54:58,302
DARU: Yo,
some pretty sweet digs.

1263
00:54:58,438 --> 00:55:00,862
Okay, boys. Good,
you're settling in.

1264
00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:02,864
Now, I just have
one note here.

1265
00:55:02,999 --> 00:55:04,575
Shh.
The player reception is

1266
00:55:04,711 --> 00:55:08,676
at 5:30 in the PM time.
And it's compulsory feetwear.

1267
00:55:08,811 --> 00:55:10,712
So, wear something
on your feet, please.

1268
00:55:10,847 --> 00:55:15,350
Like a slippers.
Or a sandal.
Okay, yeah.

1269
00:55:15,485 --> 00:55:16,711
(PLAYER 3 GRUNTING)
Thanks.

1270
00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:18,851
(TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING)

1271
00:55:21,350 --> 00:55:23,823
Tonga, Tonga.
(PLAYERS MUTTERING)

1272
00:55:25,627 --> 00:55:28,465
(PLAYERS MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS)

1273
00:55:31,228 --> 00:55:33,404
(HISSING AND KISSING SOUNDS
STOPS)

1274
00:55:34,340 --> 00:55:35,568
Nice of you guys
to show up.

1275
00:55:35,704 --> 00:55:36,907
That's very kind.
Thank you.

1276
00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:38,334
It was an insult!

1277
00:55:38,470 --> 00:55:40,605
Oh, I should've known
you were going
to put a twist on it.

1278
00:55:40,740 --> 00:55:42,644
So, this is
the competition.

1279
00:55:44,006 --> 00:55:45,206
Nothing to worry about.

1280
00:55:45,341 --> 00:55:47,415
No. Things have changed.
We got a new coach.

1281
00:55:47,551 --> 00:55:49,652
Your coach is shit.
He's a failure.

1282
00:55:50,121 --> 00:55:52,785
He's just like you.

1283
00:55:52,921 --> 00:55:55,249
Obviously, you're trying
to get under our skin.

1284
00:55:55,385 --> 00:55:58,657
But American Samoan skin
is impenetrable. Okay?

1285
00:55:58,793 --> 00:56:01,288
Unless you got
a sharp object

1286
00:56:01,423 --> 00:56:05,966
like, um, scissors, um,
screwdriver, needle.

1287
00:56:06,102 --> 00:56:08,936
Anything that kind of
comes down to
a really sharp point.

1288
00:56:09,072 --> 00:56:10,099
(SCOFFS)

1289
00:56:10,235 --> 00:56:11,774
See you at the party.
(TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING)

1290
00:56:11,909 --> 00:56:14,841
Don't forget to bring
your mascot.
(CHUCKLES)

1291
00:56:16,579 --> 00:56:17,943
(PLAYERS MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS)

1292
00:56:22,851 --> 00:56:25,546
(TONGAN PLAYERS
SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

1293
00:56:25,682 --> 00:56:28,216
"See you at the party later."
"See you
at the party later."

1294
00:56:28,351 --> 00:56:30,027
"See you at
the party later."
(CHUCKLES)

1295
00:56:30,163 --> 00:56:31,495
It's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1296
00:56:32,463 --> 00:56:34,661
Oh, the glitz,
the glamour,

1297
00:56:34,797 --> 00:56:36,696
the little flowers
on the table!

1298
00:56:36,831 --> 00:56:38,096
Thomas,
isn't this wonderful?

1299
00:56:38,232 --> 00:56:41,437
Look, it's a veritable
who's that of world soccer.

1300
00:56:41,573 --> 00:56:44,274
Let's get out of here, T.
Hit the beach.

1301
00:56:44,409 --> 00:56:46,508
Six pack.
This isn't us.

1302
00:56:46,644 --> 00:56:48,541
We just got here.
The night's still young.

1303
00:56:48,676 --> 00:56:50,305
Oh, shit.
MEN: Hey!

1304
00:56:50,441 --> 00:56:53,045
There he is.
There he is.
T! T! (CHUCKLES)

1305
00:56:53,181 --> 00:56:55,251
KEITH: Good day, mate.
ANGUS: Fancy
seeing you here.

1306
00:56:55,386 --> 00:56:56,317
What's happening?
Hey! Hey!

1307
00:56:56,452 --> 00:56:57,452
Hi. All right.
Hi.

1308
00:56:57,587 --> 00:56:58,821
What's going on, huh?
Angus.

1309
00:56:58,956 --> 00:57:00,018
Hey!

1310
00:57:00,153 --> 00:57:01,323
Hey, give him
a bumming.
Give him a bumming.

1311
00:57:01,459 --> 00:57:03,055
Oh, yeah. Bumming!
Please.

1312
00:57:03,190 --> 00:57:05,593
That's enough!
That's enough!
There you go. Right-oh.

1313
00:57:05,729 --> 00:57:08,831
Settle down, mate.
It's good to see you.

1314
00:57:08,966 --> 00:57:13,403
Tavita, this is,
uh, Angus, Keith.
Socceroos.

1315
00:57:13,538 --> 00:57:16,804
Oh, the Socceroos,
our arch nemesises.

1316
00:57:17,373 --> 00:57:19,174
Hey? What are you...?

1317
00:57:19,310 --> 00:57:20,376
ANGUS AND KEITH: Oh!

1318
00:57:20,511 --> 00:57:22,304
American Samoa.
(CHUCKLES)

1319
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,809
We played in that game.
We played in that game.

1320
00:57:23,944 --> 00:57:25,272
Yeah, show him
your tattoo.
Tattoo!

1321
00:57:25,408 --> 00:57:26,580
Show him the tattoo,
show him the tattoo.

1322
00:57:26,715 --> 00:57:27,848
Wait, wait.
He doesn't show

1323
00:57:27,984 --> 00:57:29,047
anyone this.
Let me show you
the tattoo.

1324
00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:32,283
ANGUS AND KEITH: Oh!

1325
00:57:32,418 --> 00:57:35,725
<i>♪ 31, 31♪ ♪ ♪ 31, 31, 31♪</i>

1326
00:57:35,860 --> 00:57:37,991
Ah, mate,
we've moved on.
Put it away.

1327
00:57:38,127 --> 00:57:39,725
No, we haven't.
It's part of
our heritage.

1328
00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:41,394
I'm putting it away.
So, hey?

1329
00:57:41,530 --> 00:57:43,597
Coaching American Samoa.

1330
00:57:43,732 --> 00:57:45,293
Took the job
that nobody wanted.

1331
00:57:45,428 --> 00:57:46,403
He hasn't even been...
Right! Good on ya.

1332
00:57:46,539 --> 00:57:47,470
...fired yet.
Hey, no, but seriously,

1333
00:57:47,605 --> 00:57:49,169
how they going?
You having a few wins?

1334
00:57:49,305 --> 00:57:50,373
KEITH: Yeah.

1335
00:57:50,508 --> 00:57:52,009
We're, you know,
we're...

1336
00:57:52,144 --> 00:57:54,203
ANGUS: Oi! A-Train.

1337
00:57:54,339 --> 00:57:56,041
Toot toot! (CHUCKLES)
KEITH: A-Train!

1338
00:57:56,677 --> 00:57:59,849
Hi.
Hey. Hey. Hey.

1339
00:57:59,985 --> 00:58:01,277
Oh. Oh.

1340
00:58:03,554 --> 00:58:05,846
You look good.
I missed you.

1341
00:58:05,982 --> 00:58:06,981
You look good.

1342
00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:08,158
ALEX: Hey, there he is.

1343
00:58:08,293 --> 00:58:10,025
Hey.
Alex. Hey.

1344
00:58:10,161 --> 00:58:12,487
You're looking
kind of tired.
Yes, I was going to say

1345
00:58:12,622 --> 00:58:14,495
he's looking pretty tired,
isn't he?
Jet lag.

1346
00:58:14,631 --> 00:58:16,764
Thank you.
Um, Tavita,

1347
00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:19,862
I'd like
to introduce you
to Gail, my wife.

1348
00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:21,399
Separated.
Oh.

1349
00:58:21,535 --> 00:58:27,307
And this is Alex.
Uh, my boss
and Gail's manfriend.

1350
00:58:27,442 --> 00:58:30,347
Mr. Alex,
on behalf of FFAS,
we just want to thank you

1351
00:58:30,482 --> 00:58:31,612
for sending us
this super coach.

1352
00:58:31,747 --> 00:58:34,247
He's really
turned things around.

1353
00:58:34,382 --> 00:58:37,486
Great. Hey,
can I talk to you
real quick outside?

1354
00:58:37,621 --> 00:58:38,549
Sure.
He wants to have a word

1355
00:58:38,685 --> 00:58:40,090
with you outside.

1356
00:58:40,226 --> 00:58:41,284
It won't take a second.

1357
00:58:43,692 --> 00:58:45,761
(PLAYERS SINGING IN SAMOAN)

1358
00:58:56,573 --> 00:58:58,840
(TONGAN PLAYERS LAUGHING)

1359
00:59:03,048 --> 00:59:04,043
Jaiyah!

1360
00:59:05,012 --> 00:59:07,079
Jaiyah!
(TONGAN PLAYERS LAUGH)

1361
00:59:08,546 --> 00:59:12,787
(EXHALES)
Man. I got to say,
really proud of you.

1362
00:59:12,922 --> 00:59:15,483
We never thought
you'd make it.
Congrats.

1363
00:59:15,618 --> 00:59:17,658
Thanks, Alex.
I mean, I don't know
what to say.

1364
00:59:17,794 --> 00:59:20,130
I'm so proud of what
we've done here.

1365
00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:21,797
Yeah. That's great.

1366
00:59:21,932 --> 00:59:23,667
Not that
it really matters
anymore.

1367
00:59:24,995 --> 00:59:26,261
What do you mean?

1368
00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:27,902
Don't worry about it.
It's just...

1369
00:59:28,804 --> 00:59:30,635
You have shown
real improvement

1370
00:59:30,771 --> 00:59:31,906
and that's what matters.

1371
00:59:32,042 --> 00:59:34,409
I'm going to find you
a real job after this.

1372
00:59:34,545 --> 00:59:35,877
Alex,
what are you saying?

1373
00:59:38,517 --> 00:59:40,113
Look, Thomas,
I once had this dog.

1374
00:59:40,248 --> 00:59:42,046
I know about the dog.
No, this is
a different dog.

1375
00:59:42,182 --> 00:59:44,146
You don't know this dog.
This dog was, uh,

1376
00:59:44,282 --> 00:59:45,422
this dog was
never any good.

1377
00:59:45,557 --> 00:59:46,856
He was slow
and he couldn't run,

1378
00:59:46,992 --> 00:59:49,124
and he never
caught a stick
or did anything

1379
00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:53,191
and so,
the kindest thing to do
was to put him down.

1380
00:59:54,061 --> 00:59:55,765
So, we killed him.
Shot him.

1381
00:59:56,466 --> 00:59:58,725
The team is the dog?

1382
00:59:58,860 --> 01:00:01,068
Yeah, of course,
the team is the dog.
It's a metaphor.

1383
01:00:01,203 --> 01:00:03,864
How many dogs
do you think
I've killed?

1384
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:09,208
Look, the herd
is only as fast
as its slowest animal.

1385
01:00:09,944 --> 01:00:12,781
That's like
circle-of-life shit.

1386
01:00:12,916 --> 01:00:14,947
Well, I believe
we can score a goal.

1387
01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:17,617
A goal?
Who gives a shit
about a goal?

1388
01:00:17,753 --> 01:00:19,013
What if we win
the match?

1389
01:00:19,149 --> 01:00:20,717
(CHUCKLES) Come on.

1390
01:00:20,852 --> 01:00:23,552
I don't think
they have a word
in their language for win.

1391
01:00:23,687 --> 01:00:27,628
Look, man. Soccer is
not in their DNA.
They're weak.

1392
01:00:27,763 --> 01:00:29,996
No, Alex.
They are not weak.

1393
01:00:30,132 --> 01:00:31,834
Some of the sacrifices
these players have made,

1394
01:00:31,970 --> 01:00:35,805
I mean, I'm talking about
life-altering sacrifices.

1395
01:00:35,941 --> 01:00:37,435
Look, I wish there was
something I could say

1396
01:00:37,571 --> 01:00:41,338
that would magically
make you feel better
about this. Oh...

1397
01:00:43,546 --> 01:00:44,645
<i>Hakuna matata.</i>

1398
01:00:44,781 --> 01:00:46,981
(DRUMS PLAYING
IN THE DISTANCE)

1399
01:00:48,685 --> 01:00:50,886
(PLAYERS SINGING IN SAMOAN)

1400
01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:00,595
COACH D'AMATO: (ON TV)
<i>The biggest battle</i>

1401
01:01:00,731 --> 01:01:02,256
<i>of our professional lives</i>

1402
01:01:02,391 --> 01:01:04,031
<i>all comes down to today.</i>

1403
01:01:04,633 --> 01:01:05,859
<i>Now, either</i>

1404
01:01:06,361 --> 01:01:10,269
<i>we heal as a team</i>

1405
01:01:10,405 --> 01:01:12,974
<i>or we're going to crumble...</i>
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1406
01:01:13,109 --> 01:01:17,112
<i>...inch by inch, play by play,
till we're finished.</i>

1407
01:01:17,714 --> 01:01:19,315
<i>We're in hell right now.</i>

1408
01:01:19,450 --> 01:01:21,514
<i>We can stay here,
get the shit
kicked out of us...</i>

1409
01:01:21,649 --> 01:01:22,583
Hi.
Hey.

1410
01:01:22,719 --> 01:01:24,745
Nightcap?
Sure.

1411
01:01:24,881 --> 01:01:26,689
Let's go.
<i>We can fight
our way back...</i>

1412
01:01:26,825 --> 01:01:29,251
Oh, right.
<i>...into the light.</i>

1413
01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:31,322
<i>We can climb out of hell...</i>

1414
01:01:32,964 --> 01:01:34,629
THOMAS: You know,
I think island life

1415
01:01:34,764 --> 01:01:37,028
has had a real effect on me.

1416
01:01:37,163 --> 01:01:41,403
I feel like a new man.
Kind of Zen.

1417
01:01:41,538 --> 01:01:42,830
You seem the same.

1418
01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:45,131
Really?
Mm-hmm.

1419
01:01:45,267 --> 01:01:46,275
Are you happy?

1420
01:01:46,410 --> 01:01:47,941
I feel terrific.

1421
01:01:48,077 --> 01:01:49,743
Tomorrow, we're going
to lose the match.

1422
01:01:49,879 --> 01:01:51,112
Oh, come on.
And get kicked out

1423
01:01:51,247 --> 01:01:53,748
of International Football.
You don't really think that.

1424
01:01:53,883 --> 01:01:55,252
Pretty much the end
of my career.

1425
01:01:55,387 --> 01:01:56,583
You're the best.

1426
01:01:56,718 --> 01:01:57,816
I'm a laughingstock.

1427
01:01:57,952 --> 01:01:59,553
You're a real buzzkill.

1428
01:01:59,688 --> 01:02:01,323
Oh, no.
Yeah.

1429
01:02:01,458 --> 01:02:04,050
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1430
01:02:04,186 --> 01:02:05,393
This is fun.

1431
01:02:05,528 --> 01:02:06,786
This is fun.

1432
01:02:07,255 --> 01:02:08,331
I miss you.

1433
01:02:08,466 --> 01:02:09,833
I miss you too.

1434
01:02:10,533 --> 01:02:11,726
I love you.

1435
01:02:11,861 --> 01:02:14,396
You define love
as wanting
to be wanted.

1436
01:02:14,532 --> 01:02:16,034
You just don't want
to be alone.

1437
01:02:16,170 --> 01:02:19,040
Yeah? That's
the definition of love.

1438
01:02:20,637 --> 01:02:22,070
I'll always have
a broken heart,

1439
01:02:22,205 --> 01:02:23,242
but I'm moving.

1440
01:02:24,548 --> 01:02:25,981
Trying to move on.

1441
01:02:27,018 --> 01:02:28,476
It's been two years
and I don't think

1442
01:02:28,611 --> 01:02:30,216
you're even
talking about it.

1443
01:02:32,548 --> 01:02:34,055
What's there
to talk about?

1444
01:02:38,158 --> 01:02:40,330
All right,
let's not talk then.

1445
01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:41,557
Come on, old man.

1446
01:02:41,692 --> 01:02:45,260
Oh, God.
Are we doing this?
Really?

1447
01:02:45,395 --> 01:02:46,428
GAIL: Come on.
Okay.

1448
01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:47,862
GAIL: I bet
you can't get it.

1449
01:02:47,998 --> 01:02:48,969
THOMAS: Well, you're supposed
to put it on the ground.

1450
01:02:49,105 --> 01:02:50,808
(GAIL CHUCKLES)
It's called football.

1451
01:02:52,375 --> 01:02:53,470
Hey!

1452
01:02:53,605 --> 01:02:55,903
GAIL: (CHUCKLES)
Don't tell me what to do.

1453
01:02:56,039 --> 01:02:58,879
TAVITA: You have
a very fascinating
family dynamic, Thomas.

1454
01:02:59,014 --> 01:03:01,081
You know,
I saw this German film.

1455
01:03:01,217 --> 01:03:03,143
And they seemed to have
a similar arrangement.

1456
01:03:03,278 --> 01:03:07,080
You know, there was
this one woman
and all these guys.

1457
01:03:07,215 --> 01:03:09,750
I couldn't figure out
which one was married
to her

1458
01:03:09,886 --> 01:03:12,157
because they were
all acting like they were

1459
01:03:12,293 --> 01:03:13,893
married to her.
ACE: Lovely jogging.

1460
01:03:14,029 --> 01:03:15,327
Best one
I've seen yet.

1461
01:03:19,394 --> 01:03:20,730
DARU: Hey, it's Nicky!

1462
01:03:20,866 --> 01:03:23,396
Oh, Christmas
has come early.
It's Nicky Salapu!

1463
01:03:23,532 --> 01:03:24,707
Nicky Salapu!
Nicky!

1464
01:03:24,843 --> 01:03:27,042
(NICKY CHUCKLES)
(PLAYERS EXCLAIMING)

1465
01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:29,708
Where did he come from?

1466
01:03:29,844 --> 01:03:30,878
Nicky Salapu.

1467
01:03:31,013 --> 01:03:32,146
THOMAS: Okay, okay.
Yes!

1468
01:03:32,281 --> 01:03:34,179
THOMAS: Guys, come on,
come on. Leave him alone.

1469
01:03:34,315 --> 01:03:35,546
Let's go, let's go.
ACE: Come on,

1470
01:03:35,682 --> 01:03:36,983
do your stretching.
Let's get
some breakfast,

1471
01:03:37,119 --> 01:03:38,816
and, uh, hydrate.
That way.

1472
01:03:38,952 --> 01:03:39,917
In that order.

1473
01:03:40,052 --> 01:03:41,555
(PLAYERS CHATTERING)

1474
01:03:41,690 --> 01:03:42,883
You made it.

1475
01:03:43,018 --> 01:03:45,790
I guess, uh, my speech
actually had some effect?

1476
01:03:45,925 --> 01:03:47,754
Well, no.

1477
01:03:47,890 --> 01:03:49,824
Actually, I did some
research on you,
and it

1478
01:03:49,959 --> 01:03:52,332
turns out you're
a bigger loser
than I am.

1479
01:03:52,467 --> 01:03:56,070
Yeah, I mean, you've failed
so many times or been fired.

1480
01:03:56,205 --> 01:03:57,806
It actually makes me feel
better about being

1481
01:03:57,941 --> 01:03:59,340
the worst goalkeeper
in the world.

1482
01:03:59,476 --> 01:04:00,409
Oh.

1483
01:04:00,544 --> 01:04:02,407
(LIPS TRILLING)

1484
01:04:03,110 --> 01:04:05,311
(TONGAN PLAYERS SHOUTING)

1485
01:04:06,312 --> 01:04:08,512
(PLAYERS MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS)

1486
01:04:11,821 --> 01:04:14,023
(TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING)

1487
01:04:21,329 --> 01:04:23,597
(KISSING SOUNDS
AND HISSING STOPS)

1488
01:04:23,732 --> 01:04:25,025
American Samoa,

1489
01:04:25,161 --> 01:04:28,936
in a few hours we will see you
on the field with Tonga!

1490
01:04:29,071 --> 01:04:31,303
Tonga!
TONGAN TEAM: Tonga!

1491
01:04:31,439 --> 01:04:35,946
Tonga, in a few hours,
you meet American Samoa

1492
01:04:36,977 --> 01:04:38,377
on the field.

1493
01:04:38,911 --> 01:04:40,517
Also.

1494
01:04:40,652 --> 01:04:43,019
(TONGAN TEAM LAUGHING)

1495
01:04:45,655 --> 01:04:46,885
(LAUGHING STOPS)

1496
01:04:47,021 --> 01:04:48,684
Tonga! Move it out!

1497
01:04:49,518 --> 01:04:51,191
(TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING)

1498
01:04:51,327 --> 01:04:53,159
(PLAYERS MAKING
KISSING SOUNDS, STOPS)

1499
01:04:53,295 --> 01:04:55,894
All right, guys.
They're scared.

1500
01:04:56,029 --> 01:04:58,398
(PLAYERS AGREEING)

1501
01:04:58,533 --> 01:05:00,531
COMMENTATOR: <i>Welcome
to today's World Cup</i>

1502
01:05:00,666 --> 01:05:04,539
<i>qualifying match between Tonga
and American Samoa.</i>

1503
01:05:04,674 --> 01:05:05,701
Thank you.

1504
01:05:06,269 --> 01:05:07,273
Thank you.

1505
01:05:07,408 --> 01:05:08,812
Here's your seat, darling.
Here's your seat.

1506
01:05:08,947 --> 01:05:12,114
Hi, fellas.
Alligator!
How are ya?

1507
01:05:14,213 --> 01:05:15,513
(THOMAS CLEARS THROAT)

1508
01:05:17,218 --> 01:05:18,714
Don't know what
to say, really.

1509
01:05:19,782 --> 01:05:22,955
A few minutes
to the biggest battle

1510
01:05:23,090 --> 01:05:24,524
of our professional lives.

1511
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,623
All comes down
to today.

1512
01:05:28,725 --> 01:05:31,727
Now, either we heal
as a team.

1513
01:05:33,095 --> 01:05:36,367
Or we're going
to crumble,
inch by inch,

1514
01:05:36,503 --> 01:05:38,999
play by play,
till we're finished.

1515
01:05:39,134 --> 01:05:41,808
Hang on.
That's the <i>Any Given
Sunday</i> speech.

1516
01:05:41,943 --> 01:05:43,145
(PLAYERS AGREEING)

1517
01:05:44,372 --> 01:05:45,610
No, Daru.

1518
01:05:45,746 --> 01:05:50,315
So, I'd like you to see
this space as a safe space

1519
01:05:50,451 --> 01:05:52,251
where you can share
your stories,

1520
01:05:52,387 --> 01:05:55,124
your thoughts,
hopes and dreams.

1521
01:05:56,552 --> 01:05:58,160
So, please. Anyone.

1522
01:06:03,366 --> 01:06:05,964
Hey, what's up,
everybody?
It's me, Smiley.

1523
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:07,266
PLAYER: Hey, Smiley.

1524
01:06:07,402 --> 01:06:09,663
Um, it's funny you guys
call me Smiley.

1525
01:06:09,798 --> 01:06:10,905
I don't really
smile much

1526
01:06:11,041 --> 01:06:12,702
outside of
this place.

1527
01:06:14,242 --> 01:06:15,309
As some of you
may know,

1528
01:06:15,444 --> 01:06:17,905
I had a pretty rough year
this past year

1529
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,279
after both my parents
got arrested for...

1530
01:06:20,414 --> 01:06:21,612
Let's go, guys,
time to play.

1531
01:06:23,218 --> 01:06:25,186
Another time,
Smiley.

1532
01:06:25,321 --> 01:06:27,347
Okay, guys, we've done
the hard work.

1533
01:06:27,483 --> 01:06:29,189
Let's do this!

1534
01:06:29,325 --> 01:06:31,318
Wait a minute,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

1535
01:06:31,453 --> 01:06:32,524
Where's Jaiyah?

1536
01:06:32,659 --> 01:06:34,926
(TEAM CHATTERING)
Jaiyah, where is she?

1537
01:06:35,061 --> 01:06:36,264
Where's Jaiyah?

1538
01:06:37,393 --> 01:06:39,701
(SNIFFLING)

1539
01:06:39,837 --> 01:06:42,202
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

1540
01:06:42,337 --> 01:06:43,529
(JAIYAH GROANS
IN FRUSTRATION)

1541
01:06:43,665 --> 01:06:45,270
Jaiyah! What's going on?

1542
01:06:45,405 --> 01:06:47,066
(SIGHS)
Go away, coach.

1543
01:06:47,836 --> 01:06:50,003
What's wrong?
I just... (SOBS)

1544
01:06:50,138 --> 01:06:54,216
You know what?
Pregame nerves.
Totally normal.

1545
01:06:54,817 --> 01:06:56,677
Pregame nerves.

1546
01:06:56,812 --> 01:06:58,988
Everybody gets them.
Hey, hey, hey,

1547
01:06:59,124 --> 01:07:01,022
come on, come on.
Oi, hey, hey.

1548
01:07:01,158 --> 01:07:03,753
(SOBBING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1549
01:07:04,654 --> 01:07:06,789
What is it?
Hey, talk to me.

1550
01:07:09,834 --> 01:07:11,497
I went off my hormones.

1551
01:07:12,633 --> 01:07:15,238
I went off my hormones
so I could perform better.

1552
01:07:15,874 --> 01:07:17,368
For you and for the boys.

1553
01:07:17,503 --> 01:07:19,240
And now I don't feel
like myself.

1554
01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:22,578
I feel ugly.
And everyone
knows it. And...

1555
01:07:22,714 --> 01:07:23,970
I feel crazy.

1556
01:07:24,105 --> 01:07:27,047
And I can't do this,
coach, I can't.

1557
01:07:27,183 --> 01:07:29,550
Hey, hey?
(SNIFFLING)

1558
01:07:29,686 --> 01:07:31,847
Look at me.
Keep your head up,
keep your head up.

1559
01:07:31,983 --> 01:07:34,354
Come on,
keep your head up.
Be proud.

1560
01:07:34,489 --> 01:07:36,621
You inspire
those players in there.

1561
01:07:37,257 --> 01:07:38,657
I can't inspire them.

1562
01:07:39,159 --> 01:07:40,625
I need your help.

1563
01:07:43,135 --> 01:07:44,563
They're not going
to follow me.

1564
01:07:46,102 --> 01:07:47,566
But they will follow you.

1565
01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:51,337
Will you do me a favor,

1566
01:07:51,473 --> 01:07:53,407
and lead them out
onto the pitch?

1567
01:08:01,084 --> 01:08:03,285
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1568
01:08:04,017 --> 01:08:05,221
Yeah?

1569
01:08:05,988 --> 01:08:07,487
Come on. Up you get.

1570
01:08:10,256 --> 01:08:12,194
Let's get you ready.

1571
01:08:12,330 --> 01:08:16,529
Okay, right. Let's fix
your hair, here.

1572
01:08:17,230 --> 01:08:19,225
Yeah. That's nice.

1573
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:23,140
Yeah,
that looks terrible.
It's kind of nice.

1574
01:08:23,275 --> 01:08:25,171
It's the way
I used to do
my daughter's hair.

1575
01:08:25,306 --> 01:08:26,802
She liked it.
(CHUCKLES)

1576
01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:28,574
Well, she was
probably lying to you.

1577
01:08:29,572 --> 01:08:30,576
Very possible.

1578
01:08:32,115 --> 01:08:33,713
You okay?
I'm okay.

1579
01:08:33,849 --> 01:08:34,844
Okay.

1580
01:08:36,888 --> 01:08:38,155
I'll see you
out there.

1581
01:08:41,627 --> 01:08:42,621
(SIGHS)

1582
01:08:44,119 --> 01:08:46,328
(DRUMS PLAYING)
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1583
01:08:56,203 --> 01:08:58,505
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

1584
01:09:02,243 --> 01:09:04,445
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1585
01:09:18,930 --> 01:09:20,923
(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

1586
01:09:25,564 --> 01:09:27,032
(IN ENGLISH) American Samoa!

1587
01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:29,596
(TEAM EXCLAIMS)

1588
01:09:29,732 --> 01:09:31,736
(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

1589
01:10:19,518 --> 01:10:21,324
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1590
01:10:29,324 --> 01:10:31,700
(TONGAN TEAM CHANTING
IN OTHER LANGUAGE)

1591
01:10:31,835 --> 01:10:34,495
(IN ENGLISH)
Hey, boss. I got these
made up for us.

1592
01:10:34,630 --> 01:10:35,633
For you and me.

1593
01:10:35,768 --> 01:10:39,342
The two Miyagis.
Yeah. Two Miyagis.

1594
01:10:40,341 --> 01:10:42,178
CASHIER: Shh, shh, shh!

1595
01:10:42,313 --> 01:10:43,612
Hey, hey, hey.
(SPEAKS SAMOAN)

1596
01:10:43,748 --> 01:10:45,040
(IN ENGLISH)
It's starting,
it's starting. Shh.

1597
01:10:47,383 --> 01:10:49,011
I'm embarrassed
already.

1598
01:10:53,288 --> 01:10:54,984
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1599
01:10:56,455 --> 01:10:57,921
(PLAYER 1 EXCLAIMS)

1600
01:11:00,064 --> 01:11:01,727
MAN: Let's go, boys.

1601
01:11:04,464 --> 01:11:06,303
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1602
01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:10,063
THOMAS: Excellent.
Yes, Jaiyah.

1603
01:11:10,198 --> 01:11:11,836
Open it, give him
some space.

1604
01:11:12,738 --> 01:11:14,075
(THOMAS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1605
01:11:14,211 --> 01:11:15,209
ACE: Go, Jonah!
Hit it!

1606
01:11:15,345 --> 01:11:17,712
Go, Jonah!
THOMAS: Kick it!

1607
01:11:17,848 --> 01:11:19,349
(GROANS)

1608
01:11:20,714 --> 01:11:22,247
This close.
It was this close.

1609
01:11:22,382 --> 01:11:24,354
Here we go again.

1610
01:11:25,253 --> 01:11:26,747
Watch, watch, watch.

1611
01:11:26,882 --> 01:11:27,856
I got him! I got him!

1612
01:11:27,991 --> 01:11:29,082
RUTH: Go, Daru!

1613
01:11:29,218 --> 01:11:30,750
THOMAS: Daru,
stay on your feet!

1614
01:11:30,885 --> 01:11:31,922
Stay on your feet!

1615
01:11:33,188 --> 01:11:35,464
Hold that back line.
ACE: Yeah.

1616
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:37,895
Squeeze him, Jaiyah!
Don't let him roll you.

1617
01:11:39,827 --> 01:11:40,962
Come out, Nicky!

1618
01:11:41,097 --> 01:11:42,505
Come on, Nicky,
you can do it!

1619
01:11:43,308 --> 01:11:44,740
(GRUNTS)
THOMAS: Good, good.

1620
01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:46,101
That's it.

1621
01:11:46,236 --> 01:11:48,543
Jaiyah! Don't let him
roll you like that.

1622
01:11:49,738 --> 01:11:50,743
It's okay.

1623
01:11:52,578 --> 01:11:54,907
Guys, guys! Go, go, go!

1624
01:11:55,043 --> 01:11:56,878
Pass it off! Pass it off!

1625
01:11:57,013 --> 01:11:59,585
Find the player.
Come on, Samson.

1626
01:11:59,721 --> 01:12:01,190
ACE: Samson!
THOMAS: Hunt him down.

1627
01:12:01,326 --> 01:12:03,492
First try, Jonah.
First try!

1628
01:12:05,995 --> 01:12:07,162
(GROANS)

1629
01:12:07,297 --> 01:12:08,761
Not your day, mate.

1630
01:12:09,262 --> 01:12:10,263
Shut up!

1631
01:12:10,398 --> 01:12:11,662
Don't get fired, mate.

1632
01:12:11,798 --> 01:12:13,898
Get back, back, back!
Back!

1633
01:12:15,130 --> 01:12:16,439
Come on, come on,
come on.

1634
01:12:17,106 --> 01:12:18,538
Beat him to it.

1635
01:12:18,674 --> 01:12:20,410
(TONGAN PLAYER GRUNTS)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1636
01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:23,344
THOMAS: Daru, what was that?
Sorry. I'm sorry.

1637
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:24,838
Come on!
THOMAS: Bring it in!

1638
01:12:24,973 --> 01:12:26,340
Bring it in. Come on.

1639
01:12:27,410 --> 01:12:29,978
Rambo, switch with Vegas.
Daru, be careful.

1640
01:12:30,114 --> 01:12:31,720
Nicole,
I need you to...
Nicole?

1641
01:12:31,855 --> 01:12:34,619
Jaiyah, I need you
to control
that back line.

1642
01:12:34,754 --> 01:12:36,392
You have
to communicate!

1643
01:12:36,528 --> 01:12:38,887
Now, I made you captain.
Now own it. Let's go!

1644
01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:39,995
Okay, coach.
Come on, team!

1645
01:12:40,130 --> 01:12:41,128
Let's go, team!

1646
01:12:41,263 --> 01:12:42,465
Let's go, team!

1647
01:12:45,827 --> 01:12:46,964
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1648
01:12:47,700 --> 01:12:50,304
(GRUNTS)
Keep going.

1649
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,238
Go. Pass, pass.
Pass.

1650
01:12:52,373 --> 01:12:53,808
(SPECTATORS GROAN)

1651
01:12:54,611 --> 01:12:57,975
Pass it. Support him.
What the...

1652
01:12:59,348 --> 01:13:01,451
REFEREE: Coach.
Okay.

1653
01:13:07,155 --> 01:13:08,285
Shit!

1654
01:13:08,420 --> 01:13:10,020
(CHUCKLES)

1655
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:15,124
Jaiyah,
hold that back line!
Where are you going?

1656
01:13:22,172 --> 01:13:24,166
(PLAYERS SHOUTING)

1657
01:13:25,944 --> 01:13:27,543
Ah! Shit.

1658
01:13:33,584 --> 01:13:35,111
SPECTATOR: Let's go, Rambo.
Come on.

1659
01:13:36,888 --> 01:13:38,015
(GROANS)

1660
01:13:41,521 --> 01:13:42,723
(DARU GRUNTS)

1661
01:13:50,293 --> 01:13:52,099
(SPECTATORS EXCLAIM)
(NICKY GRUNTS)

1662
01:13:52,234 --> 01:13:53,600
(CHEERING)

1663
01:13:53,736 --> 01:13:55,972
COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>
SPECTATORS: No!

1664
01:13:56,107 --> 01:13:57,764
Oh, shit! Fuck!

1665
01:13:57,900 --> 01:13:59,740
(ALL GROANING)

1666
01:14:03,443 --> 01:14:04,612
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1667
01:14:04,747 --> 01:14:06,308
COMMENTATOR:
<i>And that's halftime.</i>

1668
01:14:06,443 --> 01:14:09,244
<i>Tonga takes a one nil lead
into the half.</i>

1669
01:14:16,423 --> 01:14:17,626
(THOMAS GRUNTS)

1670
01:14:23,992 --> 01:14:25,997
(TEAM CHATTERING)

1671
01:14:33,641 --> 01:14:34,874
(YELLING)
Shut up!

1672
01:14:35,474 --> 01:14:36,744
Sit down!

1673
01:14:38,407 --> 01:14:40,381
What the hell is
going on out there?

1674
01:14:40,516 --> 01:14:42,018
What about all the training?

1675
01:14:42,153 --> 01:14:44,148
This is bullshit.

1676
01:14:44,283 --> 01:14:47,788
I would've killed
to play international soccer.

1677
01:14:47,924 --> 01:14:50,784
But you losers don't seem
to give two shits.

1678
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:52,089
You're losers!

1679
01:14:53,231 --> 01:14:54,289
JONAH: I'm sorry, coach.

1680
01:14:55,323 --> 01:14:56,489
We're just
not feeling it.

1681
01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:58,691
(MOCKINGLY) "Sorry, coach.
I'm just not feeling it."

1682
01:14:58,827 --> 01:15:01,800
What does that mean,
"not feeling it"?
Nothing!

1683
01:15:01,936 --> 01:15:03,770
It does mean something,
Thomas.

1684
01:15:03,906 --> 01:15:06,008
Feeling is
very important
to us.

1685
01:15:06,143 --> 01:15:07,833
It's not that
we've forgotten
what you have taught us.

1686
01:15:07,969 --> 01:15:10,976
It's... it's just that
we've taken
too much to heart.

1687
01:15:11,111 --> 01:15:13,881
It's too tense.
We keep thinking
we might win.

1688
01:15:14,651 --> 01:15:15,983
We've never fought
like that before.

1689
01:15:16,119 --> 01:15:17,816
Well, don't worry.
Because that's
not gonna happen

1690
01:15:17,952 --> 01:15:19,517
the way you're playing.
Trust me.

1691
01:15:19,652 --> 01:15:21,855
(SPEAKING SAMOAN)

1692
01:15:28,365 --> 01:15:30,157
Yeah. Ah, Samson says

1693
01:15:30,292 --> 01:15:32,226
the guys are really
stressed out.

1694
01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:33,601
And stress
is a silent killer.

1695
01:15:33,736 --> 01:15:34,665
It's like when
the Predator...

1696
01:15:34,801 --> 01:15:36,969
THOMAS: Really?
ACE: Yeah.

1697
01:15:37,104 --> 01:15:40,269
Great. Perfect.
I give up.
Sick of this shit.

1698
01:15:41,409 --> 01:15:42,645
Good luck.

1699
01:15:49,244 --> 01:15:52,346
Mr. Rongen?
Mr. Rongen.

1700
01:15:52,482 --> 01:15:55,381
What? What do you want
from me, Tavita?

1701
01:15:55,517 --> 01:15:57,557
Look, I like you.
But I'm done.

1702
01:15:57,692 --> 01:15:58,824
I got to get off
this island.

1703
01:15:58,959 --> 01:15:59,924
And you're not going
to change my mind

1704
01:16:00,060 --> 01:16:02,058
with any stories
of marinated fish.

1705
01:16:02,194 --> 01:16:04,629
I'm not here to talk
about marinated fish.

1706
01:16:04,765 --> 01:16:06,459
But I want you
to be happy.

1707
01:16:06,595 --> 01:16:09,164
I'm not happy.
I'm not a happy person.

1708
01:16:09,299 --> 01:16:10,431
And I hate
to break it to you,

1709
01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:12,301
but you're not going
to get your "one goal."

1710
01:16:13,134 --> 01:16:14,137
That's all right.

1711
01:16:14,272 --> 01:16:16,611
I'm kind of used to that
by now, Mr. Rongen.

1712
01:16:16,747 --> 01:16:17,943
It's not my fault, man.
I tried.

1713
01:16:18,078 --> 01:16:19,446
I know, I know.
They don't listen to me.

1714
01:16:19,581 --> 01:16:20,750
I know.
It's over!

1715
01:16:20,885 --> 01:16:23,620
They're shutting you down.
Oh. That I did not know.

1716
01:16:25,547 --> 01:16:27,822
(SIGHS) That will be
why Mr. Alex is here.

1717
01:16:29,391 --> 01:16:30,627
(TAVITA SIGHS)

1718
01:16:31,195 --> 01:16:32,392
Oh, well.

1719
01:16:32,528 --> 01:16:33,661
On the bright side,

1720
01:16:33,797 --> 01:16:36,422
I got to go
on a tropical island getaway.

1721
01:16:36,558 --> 01:16:39,130
Take in the sights
with my friend, Thomas.

1722
01:16:40,238 --> 01:16:41,232
What is it with you?

1723
01:16:42,068 --> 01:16:43,667
Why are you always
so positive?

1724
01:16:43,802 --> 01:16:45,565
It's sickening.

1725
01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:47,539
You should coach them.
They believe in you.

1726
01:16:47,674 --> 01:16:48,709
They believe in you.

1727
01:16:48,844 --> 01:16:50,646
But you have to show them
who you are.

1728
01:16:50,781 --> 01:16:52,844
They don't know you.
You don't talk to them.

1729
01:16:52,979 --> 01:16:54,647
Ever since you got
to our island,

1730
01:16:54,782 --> 01:16:55,880
you've been
somewhere else.

1731
01:16:56,015 --> 01:16:57,747
Even now,
you're somewhere else.

1732
01:16:57,883 --> 01:16:58,851
Maybe it's in the past,

1733
01:16:58,987 --> 01:17:01,018
because you thought
you were happier then.

1734
01:17:01,154 --> 01:17:03,988
But I think you could
be happy here, now.

1735
01:17:04,123 --> 01:17:06,091
But you actually have
to be here, now.

1736
01:17:09,057 --> 01:17:10,062
I can't win.

1737
01:17:11,092 --> 01:17:12,097
Then lose.

1738
01:17:13,932 --> 01:17:15,331
But don't lose alone.

1739
01:17:16,273 --> 01:17:17,432
Lose with us.

1740
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:20,402
And there's always
the second half.

1741
01:17:21,477 --> 01:17:22,844
That's another chance.

1742
01:17:26,407 --> 01:17:28,410
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1743
01:17:34,083 --> 01:17:36,121
(TEAM CHATTERING)

1744
01:17:42,524 --> 01:17:44,630
THOMAS: Right.
Get rid of it.

1745
01:17:44,765 --> 01:17:46,296
This is all nonsense.

1746
01:17:47,370 --> 01:17:48,738
(THOMAS GRUNTS)

1747
01:17:59,646 --> 01:18:00,849
(EXHALES)

1748
01:18:02,616 --> 01:18:04,787
Mmm. Okay.

1749
01:18:06,218 --> 01:18:08,822
Shouldn't have, uh,
called you losers.

1750
01:18:08,957 --> 01:18:11,321
Um, it's not true.
You're not.

1751
01:18:13,496 --> 01:18:14,489
I'm the loser.

1752
01:18:18,033 --> 01:18:20,527
So, (CLEARS THROAT)
two years ago,

1753
01:18:20,662 --> 01:18:23,096
I lost my daughter
in a car accident.

1754
01:18:23,232 --> 01:18:24,400
Her name was Nicole.

1755
01:18:27,335 --> 01:18:28,404
And that's her hat.

1756
01:18:32,817 --> 01:18:33,982
She was the greatest,
you know.

1757
01:18:34,117 --> 01:18:37,378
She was, um,
bright and funny,
and, uh,

1758
01:18:37,514 --> 01:18:40,053
she loved soccer.
She loved it.

1759
01:18:42,585 --> 01:18:44,688
We used to sit up
and talk about the game.

1760
01:18:44,823 --> 01:18:46,026
Most nights.

1761
01:18:47,365 --> 01:18:48,830
And then, uh,

1762
01:18:48,966 --> 01:18:50,523
one day, she was
on her way to practice

1763
01:18:50,659 --> 01:18:53,132
and she lost control
and crashed.

1764
01:18:53,799 --> 01:18:55,002
That was it.

1765
01:18:55,802 --> 01:18:57,004
She was gone.

1766
01:18:58,738 --> 01:19:00,106
I lost my baby.

1767
01:19:00,775 --> 01:19:02,537
(SNIFFLES) Sorry. Okay.

1768
01:19:04,641 --> 01:19:06,772
I guess, I got pretty angry
at the world

1769
01:19:06,908 --> 01:19:09,644
but mainly, I was angry
at myself. Maybe...

1770
01:19:09,779 --> 01:19:12,946
if I took her to practice,
she'd still be here.

1771
01:19:13,081 --> 01:19:15,991
(EXHALES)
Maybe if I was there
for her a bit more.

1772
01:19:16,393 --> 01:19:17,453
A lot of maybes.

1773
01:19:20,322 --> 01:19:21,562
Why'd I take this job?

1774
01:19:21,697 --> 01:19:23,498
For the challenge? No.

1775
01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:24,623
I couldn't give two shits

1776
01:19:24,759 --> 01:19:25,701
about turning
this team around.

1777
01:19:25,836 --> 01:19:28,530
I was, uh, forced
to take it.

1778
01:19:29,533 --> 01:19:31,540
It was the only job
I could get.

1779
01:19:31,675 --> 01:19:34,074
And I didn't want it, guys.

1780
01:19:34,209 --> 01:19:36,571
You know, I thought
I was better than you.

1781
01:19:39,381 --> 01:19:43,243
And fact of the matter is,
you don't need me at all.

1782
01:19:43,379 --> 01:19:44,821
You're already perfect.

1783
01:19:46,319 --> 01:19:49,424
So basically, my advice
to you would be,

1784
01:19:49,559 --> 01:19:50,552
"Don't listen to me."

1785
01:19:51,863 --> 01:19:54,362
Go out there
and do what you do.

1786
01:19:54,497 --> 01:19:56,464
Or don't do it.

1787
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,527
Whatever. You know?

1788
01:19:59,261 --> 01:20:00,464
You've reminded me

1789
01:20:00,599 --> 01:20:03,269
that I've always loved playing
more than winning.

1790
01:20:03,838 --> 01:20:05,974
So, enjoy this match.

1791
01:20:06,109 --> 01:20:08,306
I mean, life's short.
Football's a game.

1792
01:20:09,243 --> 01:20:11,177
I just want you all
to be happy.

1793
01:20:14,576 --> 01:20:16,182
But we want
to win, coach.

1794
01:20:18,489 --> 01:20:19,856
Then be happy.

1795
01:20:29,457 --> 01:20:31,461
(SINGING IN SAMOAN)

1796
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,205
(SNIFFLES)

1797
01:21:30,628 --> 01:21:32,621
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1798
01:21:39,397 --> 01:21:41,432
(IN ENGLISH)
Coach, nice pep talk.

1799
01:21:42,970 --> 01:21:45,172
(SINGING CONTINUES)

1800
01:22:05,793 --> 01:22:06,991
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1801
01:22:07,126 --> 01:22:09,328
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1802
01:22:11,530 --> 01:22:15,065
Hey, Chief, got any
spare chicken, there?

1803
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:17,270
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1804
01:22:21,206 --> 01:22:22,610
THOMAS: No pressure.

1805
01:22:22,745 --> 01:22:23,941
Enjoy yourselves.

1806
01:22:24,076 --> 01:22:25,174
It's just a game.

1807
01:22:25,310 --> 01:22:27,377
(PLAYER 2 SPEAKING SAMOAN)

1808
01:22:27,513 --> 01:22:28,748
THOMAS: (IN ENGLISH)
Life is good.

1809
01:22:28,884 --> 01:22:30,580
ACE: Yes, Jaiyah. Yeah.

1810
01:22:31,721 --> 01:22:32,819
Oh, good kicking!

1811
01:22:32,955 --> 01:22:34,221
Push up, push up, push up.

1812
01:22:35,121 --> 01:22:36,322
THOMAS: Look for it.

1813
01:22:41,896 --> 01:22:43,098
(MUSIC STOPS)

1814
01:22:46,097 --> 01:22:48,235
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1815
01:22:48,902 --> 01:22:51,106
(EXHALES)

1816
01:22:55,273 --> 01:22:57,046
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1817
01:23:00,179 --> 01:23:02,018
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1818
01:23:29,145 --> 01:23:32,440
COMMENTATOR: <i>Goal!</i>
Yeah!

1819
01:23:32,575 --> 01:23:34,578
Yeah!
(ALL CHEERING)

1820
01:23:37,153 --> 01:23:39,646
We scored a goal!
We scored a goal!

1821
01:23:39,781 --> 01:23:41,554
We actually
scored a goal!

1822
01:23:41,690 --> 01:23:42,685
(GROANS)

1823
01:23:46,730 --> 01:23:47,995
(ALL CHEERING)

1824
01:23:48,131 --> 01:23:49,797
That's my boy!
That's my boy!

1825
01:23:49,933 --> 01:23:53,493
COMMENTATOR:
<i>This is the first goal ever
for American Samoa.</i>

1826
01:23:53,629 --> 01:23:54,893
Let's go,
Samoa!

1827
01:23:55,029 --> 01:23:58,136
My baby!
Rambo did it, you guys.

1828
01:23:58,272 --> 01:23:59,640
COMMENTATOR: <i>What a match!</i>

1829
01:23:59,776 --> 01:24:01,770
(ALL CHEERING)

1830
01:24:02,711 --> 01:24:03,743
Wow!

1831
01:24:03,878 --> 01:24:05,037
(LAUGHING)

1832
01:24:05,606 --> 01:24:07,446
(ALL CHEERING)

1833
01:24:12,418 --> 01:24:16,191
Whoa, no, no, no.
Whoa. Somebody!

1834
01:24:16,826 --> 01:24:18,790
Darling! Darling!

1835
01:24:18,926 --> 01:24:19,926
Oh, no!

1836
01:24:20,062 --> 01:24:22,493
Help!
Somebody.

1837
01:24:22,629 --> 01:24:24,430
I need
medical assistance
over in section...

1838
01:24:26,266 --> 01:24:30,370
Hey, Ma. Dad.
Dad. Wake up.

1839
01:24:31,005 --> 01:24:33,000
Dad, it's me. Dad?

1840
01:24:33,135 --> 01:24:35,106
RUTH: No, no, no. Okay, okay.
DARU: Hey, hey.

1841
01:24:35,241 --> 01:24:36,274
Calm down. Calm down.

1842
01:24:36,410 --> 01:24:38,212
What happened?
(TAVITA SIGHS)

1843
01:24:38,348 --> 01:24:40,648
They said I suffered
a massive stroke.

1844
01:24:40,783 --> 01:24:42,113
Heat stroke.

1845
01:24:42,249 --> 01:24:44,047
Yeah, a massive heat stroke.

1846
01:24:44,183 --> 01:24:45,183
It was awful, son.

1847
01:24:45,318 --> 01:24:46,746
Scary for
everyone involved.

1848
01:24:46,881 --> 01:24:49,787
But in time,
maybe even an hour,

1849
01:24:50,623 --> 01:24:52,258
I think I'll be up
on my feet again.

1850
01:24:52,393 --> 01:24:53,324
Okay, you're going
to be okay.

1851
01:24:53,459 --> 01:24:54,691
How much did we lose by?
10-one?

1852
01:24:54,827 --> 01:24:56,088
What was the final score?
Calm down, Dad. Okay?

1853
01:24:56,224 --> 01:24:58,390
Breathe in. (INHALES) Out.
(INHALES, EXHALES)

1854
01:24:58,526 --> 01:25:00,299
I'm ready, I'm ready, okay?
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Calm down.

1855
01:25:00,435 --> 01:25:01,868
Tell me what happened.
Calm down. You calm?

1856
01:25:02,004 --> 01:25:03,062
TAVITA: Okay. Yeah. Go.

1857
01:25:03,197 --> 01:25:04,071
Now I'm going to tell you
what happened.

1858
01:25:04,207 --> 01:25:05,669
Tell me what happened.
All right.

1859
01:25:07,368 --> 01:25:09,168
DARU: <i>Possession kept going
back and forth.</i>

1860
01:25:09,737 --> 01:25:11,273
<i>And things were tense.</i>

1861
01:25:11,408 --> 01:25:13,545
<i>Because we knew
the whole country
was watching.</i>

1862
01:25:14,814 --> 01:25:16,950
<i>And that people would talk
about this day</i>

1863
01:25:17,085 --> 01:25:18,616
<i>for years to come.</i>

1864
01:25:20,016 --> 01:25:21,452
<i>And then Tonga broke
with the ball.</i>

1865
01:25:21,587 --> 01:25:23,284
I got him!
<i>It was a one-on-one</i>

1866
01:25:23,420 --> 01:25:25,158
<i>between me and Alishe
and I thought
I could take the ball.</i>

1867
01:25:25,293 --> 01:25:26,590
<i>But if I dived in and missed,</i>

1868
01:25:26,726 --> 01:25:28,230
there was going
to be a certain goal.

1869
01:25:29,329 --> 01:25:30,622
<i>But it was different.</i>

1870
01:25:30,757 --> 01:25:31,761
I felt different.

1871
01:25:32,737 --> 01:25:33,796
<i>I stood up</i>

1872
01:25:35,169 --> 01:25:36,238
<i>and I tackled him.</i>

1873
01:25:36,373 --> 01:25:37,872
(TONGAN PLAYER GRUNTS)
(SPECTATORS CHEER)

1874
01:25:38,008 --> 01:25:39,439
<i>Suddenly, we're on the attack.</i>

1875
01:25:40,373 --> 01:25:42,375
<i>I played the ball up to Vegas.</i>

1876
01:25:42,511 --> 01:25:43,938
He saw the keeper
out of position and

1877
01:25:44,073 --> 01:25:45,874
<i>he shot with
his almighty power.</i>

1878
01:25:49,545 --> 01:25:50,648
<i>But the keeper</i>

1879
01:25:50,783 --> 01:25:52,416
saved and scrambled it
behind for a corner.

1880
01:25:52,552 --> 01:25:54,918
Yes! This is it,
this is it.

1881
01:25:55,054 --> 01:25:56,382
Jaiyah!

1882
01:25:56,518 --> 01:25:58,450
Get up.

1883
01:25:58,586 --> 01:26:00,592
DARU: <i>In the box
there was
a lot of tussling,</i>

1884
01:26:00,727 --> 01:26:02,363
<i>and things were
getting serious.</i>

1885
01:26:03,066 --> 01:26:04,464
<i>Deph took the corner.</i>

1886
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:08,501
<i>It was a right-footed
in-swinger.</i>

1887
01:26:08,636 --> 01:26:10,771
<i>It looked like Tonga
would clear.</i>

1888
01:26:10,906 --> 01:26:12,340
But then...

1889
01:26:13,007 --> 01:26:14,309
<i>Jaiyah.</i>

1890
01:26:20,750 --> 01:26:21,845
Goal.

1891
01:26:22,147 --> 01:26:23,084
Yeah!

1892
01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:25,650
(ALL CHEERING)
(JAIYAH LAUGHING)

1893
01:26:26,685 --> 01:26:28,854
That's what
I'm talking about, boy.

1894
01:26:28,989 --> 01:26:30,589
Goal!

1895
01:26:30,724 --> 01:26:32,584
COMMENTATOR:
<i>And another historic goal!</i>

1896
01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:35,264
(ALL LAUGHING)

1897
01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:37,895
<i>Unbelievable!
American Samoa...</i>

1898
01:26:38,031 --> 01:26:39,392
Yes!

1899
01:26:39,527 --> 01:26:40,231
COMMENTATOR:
<i>...the last-ranked team
in the world,</i>

1900
01:26:40,367 --> 01:26:41,765
<i>might actually win this thing!</i>

1901
01:26:42,732 --> 01:26:43,699
We scored?
Yeah.

1902
01:26:43,835 --> 01:26:45,574
A goal? An actual goal?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.

1903
01:26:45,710 --> 01:26:46,502
Another one?

1904
01:26:46,638 --> 01:26:47,938
Okay.
Did you hear that? Two!

1905
01:26:48,074 --> 01:26:50,344
Everything was going great.
With only 30 seconds left

1906
01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:52,006
<i>on the clock.
We were winning.</i>

1907
01:26:52,141 --> 01:26:53,411
<i>But then the referee
decided to add</i>

1908
01:26:53,546 --> 01:26:54,774
five minutes
to the game.

1909
01:26:54,910 --> 01:26:56,049
What a disgrace.
Yeah.

1910
01:26:56,185 --> 01:26:57,186
TAVITA: Then what happened?

1911
01:26:57,321 --> 01:26:58,486
DARU: <i>The match
was almost over.</i>

1912
01:26:58,621 --> 01:27:00,014
<i>We were holding up
under the pressure.</i>

1913
01:27:02,059 --> 01:27:05,686
(INHALES SHARPLY, EXHALES)

1914
01:27:05,822 --> 01:27:06,823
TONGAN PLAYER:
Got it!

1915
01:27:07,358 --> 01:27:08,760
Stop, thief!

1916
01:27:08,895 --> 01:27:11,431
You can only get away
with one of those a game.

1917
01:27:11,566 --> 01:27:13,430
The ball was passed wide
and the Tonga winger

1918
01:27:13,565 --> 01:27:15,436
<i>sent over a great cross.</i>

1919
01:27:16,704 --> 01:27:18,303
<i>Nicky was catching these
all day,</i>

1920
01:27:18,439 --> 01:27:19,939
<i>but under the pressure...</i>

1921
01:27:20,075 --> 01:27:21,277
(NICKY GRUNTS)

1922
01:27:22,078 --> 01:27:23,469
<i>...he fumbled it.</i>

1923
01:27:23,605 --> 01:27:25,413
<i>It hit his hand and it was
rolling towards the goal.</i>

1924
01:27:26,645 --> 01:27:27,881
Oh, shit.
DARU: <i>Then,</i>

1925
01:27:28,016 --> 01:27:29,010
out of nowhere

1926
01:27:29,678 --> 01:27:30,614
<i>came Jaiyah.</i>

1927
01:27:30,750 --> 01:27:32,244
<i>She slid in at the last minute
and hooked</i>

1928
01:27:32,380 --> 01:27:34,350
<i>the ball off the line,
saving a certain goal.</i>

1929
01:27:34,485 --> 01:27:36,292
Yes, Jaiyah! Yes!

1930
01:27:36,859 --> 01:27:37,849
But then,

1931
01:27:37,985 --> 01:27:39,358
<i>the ball fell to Alishe</i>

1932
01:27:39,493 --> 01:27:41,029
<i>and he wasn't going to miss.</i>

1933
01:27:41,165 --> 01:27:42,563
<i>I didn't have any option.</i>

1934
01:27:42,698 --> 01:27:44,656
<i>As he drew back to shoot,
I dived in.</i>

1935
01:27:44,792 --> 01:27:46,125
(DARU GRUNTS)

1936
01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:48,499
<i>Clear penalty.
It was my fault.</i>

1937
01:27:48,634 --> 01:27:51,439
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Hit him, darling.

1938
01:27:52,507 --> 01:27:54,541
You idiot!
Then what happened?

1939
01:27:54,676 --> 01:27:57,004
Nicky Salapu had to face
the penalty by himself.

1940
01:27:57,139 --> 01:27:58,980
Oh, Jesus, it gets worse.
RUTH: Oh, God.

1941
01:27:59,115 --> 01:28:01,015
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

1942
01:28:01,150 --> 01:28:03,352
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1943
01:28:06,323 --> 01:28:08,423
"I had been
catching these
all day.

1944
01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:10,622
<i>"It was my time."</i>

1945
01:28:10,758 --> 01:28:12,861
ACE: <i>Everything was
on the line.</i>

1946
01:28:12,996 --> 01:28:14,320
Oh, the pressure!

1947
01:28:14,455 --> 01:28:15,562
Yeah. He was
under pressure.
Oh, pressure.

1948
01:28:15,697 --> 01:28:16,761
Absolutely.
Pressure.
Oh! Pressure cooker.

1949
01:28:16,896 --> 01:28:18,092
THOMAS: Come on, Nicky.
PLAYER 3: Go, Nicky.

1950
01:28:18,227 --> 01:28:19,368
THOMAS: Let's go, Nicky!
PLAYER 3: Let's go!

1951
01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:23,338
Let's go, Nicky.
TAVITA: <i>Don't tell me</i>

1952
01:28:23,473 --> 01:28:25,473
Nicky Salapu had
a meltdown in goal?

1953
01:28:25,609 --> 01:28:27,404
<i>The horror of those
31 goals against</i>

1954
01:28:27,539 --> 01:28:28,538
<i>Australia 10 years ago</i>

1955
01:28:28,674 --> 01:28:30,038
<i>came back and haunted him.</i>

1956
01:28:33,179 --> 01:28:34,273
(GROANS)

1957
01:28:34,408 --> 01:28:36,749
<i>I suppose he lost
his composure</i>

1958
01:28:36,884 --> 01:28:38,448
<i>and just stepped aside
and let the ball go in.</i>

1959
01:28:38,584 --> 01:28:40,053
<i>Damn everyone watching!</i>

1960
01:28:40,188 --> 01:28:41,554
Is that what happened?

1961
01:28:41,689 --> 01:28:43,289
He probably was
freaking out a bit.

1962
01:28:43,424 --> 01:28:45,083
"But I wasn't
freaking out."

1963
01:28:45,218 --> 01:28:47,185
ACE: <i>Nicky wasn't freaking out</i>

1964
01:28:47,321 --> 01:28:49,221
because he knew
he had the history

1965
01:28:49,356 --> 01:28:51,631
of a thousand chiefs
holding him up.

1966
01:28:51,766 --> 01:28:54,132
But he just had to
let go of everything.

1967
01:28:54,267 --> 01:28:55,503
"The past."

1968
01:28:57,305 --> 01:28:58,605
ACE: <i>The present.</i>

1969
01:28:59,406 --> 01:29:00,706
NICKY: <i>"The future.</i>

1970
01:29:01,509 --> 01:29:02,841
"But I had
to let it go.

1971
01:29:03,210 --> 01:29:04,369
(EXHALES)

1972
01:29:04,938 --> 01:29:06,043
" <i>All of it."</i>

1973
01:29:06,746 --> 01:29:09,514
He just had
to become Nicky.

1974
01:29:09,649 --> 01:29:12,883
I'm Nicky Salapu.
Say it.

1975
01:29:13,518 --> 01:29:15,013
I'm Nicky Salapu.

1976
01:29:15,148 --> 01:29:16,792
(TENSE CHOIR MUSIC PLAYING)

1977
01:29:16,927 --> 01:29:17,954
(WHISTLE BLOWS)

1978
01:29:24,396 --> 01:29:26,435
(GRUNTING)

1979
01:29:30,999 --> 01:29:32,371
(CHEERS)
(ALL CHEERING)

1980
01:29:32,506 --> 01:29:34,707
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1981
01:29:39,678 --> 01:29:40,979
DARU: <i>The whistle blew.</i>

1982
01:29:41,115 --> 01:29:44,486
<i>For a second, we didn't know
what was going on.</i>

1983
01:29:44,621 --> 01:29:46,846
<i>We never felt
like this before.</i>

1984
01:29:46,981 --> 01:29:49,384
Until we'd realized...

1985
01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:50,949
COMMENTATOR:
<i>With a final score
of two-to-one,</i>

1986
01:29:51,084 --> 01:29:52,458
<i>American Samoa...</i>

1987
01:29:52,593 --> 01:29:55,897
We win! We won!
We won! We won!

1988
01:29:56,033 --> 01:29:58,030
(ALL CHEERING)

1989
01:29:58,165 --> 01:29:59,633
Yeah!

1990
01:30:07,434 --> 01:30:09,374
COMMENTATOR:
<i>American Samoa wins its</i>

1991
01:30:09,509 --> 01:30:11,678
<i>first match ever!</i>

1992
01:30:14,009 --> 01:30:16,012
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

1993
01:30:25,194 --> 01:30:26,187
ALEX: We did this!

1994
01:30:29,298 --> 01:30:31,027
All right! (CHUCKLES)

1995
01:30:35,336 --> 01:30:36,637
(THOMAS CHUCKLES)

1996
01:30:41,541 --> 01:30:43,710
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

1997
01:30:46,645 --> 01:30:47,813
We won?
We won?

1998
01:30:47,948 --> 01:30:50,109
We won. You won
a game, Dad.
What?

1999
01:30:50,245 --> 01:30:52,077
Yes, Jesus, we won!
Oh, we won!

2000
01:30:52,212 --> 01:30:53,222
Yes!
(DARU CHUCKLES)

2001
01:30:53,357 --> 01:30:54,619
I always knew it.
(CHUCKLES)

2002
01:30:54,754 --> 01:30:56,325
Oh, son, I knew
you could do it.

2003
01:30:56,460 --> 01:30:58,521
Oh, my heart, my heart!
Okay.

2004
01:30:58,657 --> 01:31:00,023
One goal! One goal!

2005
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:10,000
(WAVES LAPPING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

2006
01:31:11,639 --> 01:31:14,542
VOICEMAIL: <i>Last saved message.</i>

2007
01:31:14,678 --> 01:31:16,811
NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
<i>Okay, seriously,</i>

2008
01:31:16,947 --> 01:31:19,944
<i>get Mom to show you
how to check your messages.</i>

2009
01:31:20,079 --> 01:31:22,249
<i>Although, I guess
if you're hearing this,</i>

2010
01:31:22,384 --> 01:31:24,080
<i>you've figured it out.</i>

2011
01:31:25,414 --> 01:31:26,886
<i>Anyway, to answer
your question,</i>

2012
01:31:27,021 --> 01:31:29,382
<i>school is good.
It's great, actually.</i>

2013
01:31:29,517 --> 01:31:31,384
<i>I genuinely like
all my classes.</i>

2014
01:31:31,519 --> 01:31:33,529
<i>Intro to Psych is really cool,
and so is Anthro.</i>

2015
01:31:33,664 --> 01:31:35,894
<i>That professor is
just awesome.</i>

2016
01:31:36,029 --> 01:31:38,223
<i>And everyone's happy
to be here.</i>

2017
01:31:38,358 --> 01:31:39,831
<i>I've met so many new people.</i>

2018
01:31:39,967 --> 01:31:41,966
<i>And there's just
so much to talk about.</i>

2019
01:31:42,101 --> 01:31:45,673
<i>I mean, it's like
anything's possible, you know?</i>

2020
01:31:46,710 --> 01:31:48,434
<i>I don't know.
I guess I'm just saying</i>

2021
01:31:48,569 --> 01:31:50,645
<i>there's more to life
than soccer.</i>

2022
01:31:51,643 --> 01:31:53,478
<i>Okay. Love you.</i>

2023
01:31:53,614 --> 01:31:55,815
(THOMAS BREATHING HEAVILY)

2024
01:31:58,012 --> 01:31:59,555
(BELL TOLLING)

2025
01:32:24,611 --> 01:32:26,813
(ALL SINGING IN SAMOAN)

2026
01:32:49,136 --> 01:32:52,371
(IN ENGLISH) Dear Lord.
What more can I say?

2027
01:32:52,506 --> 01:32:53,574
Nothing, really.

2028
01:32:53,710 --> 01:32:56,309
I had a dream
and it came true.

2029
01:32:56,444 --> 01:32:57,611
We scored a goal.

2030
01:32:57,747 --> 01:32:59,070
And then we scored
another goal.

2031
01:32:59,206 --> 01:33:00,275
And then we won a game!

2032
01:33:01,652 --> 01:33:03,344
And then, we lost
the next game.

2033
01:33:03,479 --> 01:33:05,520
And we didn't qualify
for the World Cup.

2034
01:33:05,656 --> 01:33:07,780
But you know what, Lord?
Despite that loss,

2035
01:33:07,915 --> 01:33:09,186
I'm happy.

2036
01:33:09,321 --> 01:33:11,954
So, thank you
for sending us
Mr. Rongen.

2037
01:33:12,089 --> 01:33:14,059
We've become
quite attached to him.

2038
01:33:14,195 --> 01:33:17,465
It's like finding
a little lost white kid
at the mall

2039
01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:19,327
and telling him
which way to go.

2040
01:33:20,403 --> 01:33:22,400
Thank you, Lord.
Amen.

2041
01:33:22,535 --> 01:33:23,600
ALL: Amen.

2042
01:33:23,735 --> 01:33:25,664
THOMAS: Dear Lord.

2043
01:33:25,799 --> 01:33:29,540
I'm praying as a weird way
of letting the team know that

2044
01:33:29,676 --> 01:33:31,344
I've been offered a job

2045
01:33:31,480 --> 01:33:33,346
with MLS side, LA Galaxy

2046
01:33:33,481 --> 01:33:35,007
starting immediately.

2047
01:33:35,142 --> 01:33:36,378
(GROUP MURMURING)

2048
01:33:36,514 --> 01:33:40,479
But as of today,
I've decided not to take
the job. Amen.

2049
01:33:40,615 --> 01:33:42,022
GROUP: Amen.
TAVITA: Wow, Lord, that is

2050
01:33:42,158 --> 01:33:45,859
a huge gesture
and a real credit to us
as a team.

2051
01:33:46,795 --> 01:33:48,830
Uh, well, Lord,
the thing is

2052
01:33:49,332 --> 01:33:50,330
I'm still leaving.

2053
01:33:50,465 --> 01:33:52,191
(GROUP MURMURING)

2054
01:33:52,326 --> 01:33:53,900
But not for football,
Lord.

2055
01:33:54,570 --> 01:33:56,570
I want some time
for me.

2056
01:33:56,706 --> 01:33:58,463
Uh, you know,
so I can remind myself

2057
01:33:58,599 --> 01:34:00,903
that there's other
more important things

2058
01:34:01,039 --> 01:34:03,270
to life than this game.
Amen.

2059
01:34:03,405 --> 01:34:04,843
GROUP: Amen.
TAVITA: Dear Lord.

2060
01:34:04,978 --> 01:34:06,848
Way to get
our hopes up, jeez!

2061
01:34:06,984 --> 01:34:09,349
It's a real
rollercoaster ride,
this one.

2062
01:34:09,485 --> 01:34:11,181
Oh, well, in that case,

2063
01:34:11,317 --> 01:34:16,817
please tell Mr. Rongen
that we love him
very much.

2064
01:34:16,953 --> 01:34:21,224
And that he will always
have a home here
in American Samoa.

2065
01:34:22,658 --> 01:34:24,331
(TAVITA SPEAKING SAMOAN)
(GROUP SPEAKING SAMOAN)

2066
01:34:24,466 --> 01:34:25,459
(IN ENGLISH) Amen.

2067
01:34:27,734 --> 01:34:29,936
(ALL SINGING IN SAMOAN)

2068
01:34:31,038 --> 01:34:33,236
(SOFT SENTIMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

2069
01:34:40,650 --> 01:34:42,916
(GROUP CHANTING INDISTINCTLY)

2070
01:34:58,193 --> 01:35:00,736
(CHANTING IN SAMOAN)

2071
01:35:04,138 --> 01:35:05,101
(IN ENGLISH) Do you want
to get your asses kicked

2072
01:35:05,237 --> 01:35:08,040
by Tonga?
Go! Pressure! Fighter!

2073
01:35:08,642 --> 01:35:10,504
Ay-ay-ay, Daru.

2074
01:35:11,677 --> 01:35:12,714
Yes, yes.

2075
01:35:12,850 --> 01:35:15,377
<i>(SU'GA EA</i> BY
THA FEELSTYLE PLAYING)

2076
01:35:21,588 --> 01:35:23,022
(CLUCKING)

2077
01:35:23,689 --> 01:35:24,622
Good job.

2078
01:35:24,757 --> 01:35:26,828
(PLAYERS GRUNTING)

2079
01:35:35,963 --> 01:35:37,773
THOMAS: Come on, Jaiyah, go!
Push, push, push, push!

2080
01:35:38,941 --> 01:35:40,339
Just want to say,
I love you guys.

2081
01:35:40,475 --> 01:35:44,945
No matter how different I am.
And how different we all are.

2082
01:35:46,482 --> 01:35:47,849
(ALL CHEERING)

2083
01:37:55,044 --> 01:37:57,242
(GENTLE ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING)

2084
01:39:36,174 --> 01:39:38,376
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

2085
01:41:58,746 --> 01:42:00,749
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

2086
01:43:14,621 --> 01:43:15,989
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

2087
01:43:16,125 --> 01:43:18,460
PRIEST: <i>And so ends
our tale of woe.</i>

2088
01:43:18,596 --> 01:43:20,497
I guess
it just goes to show,

2089
01:43:20,632 --> 01:43:22,293
no matter
what happens to you,

2090
01:43:22,429 --> 01:43:24,601
when the going gets rough,
when the chips are down,

2091
01:43:24,737 --> 01:43:26,370
when you feel like
you can't carry on,

2092
01:43:26,505 --> 01:43:28,375
when you feel
like there's no hope

2093
01:43:29,110 --> 01:43:30,641
or you just can't do it,

2094
01:43:32,410 --> 01:43:34,179
anything can happen

2095
01:43:34,314 --> 01:43:37,109
and a whole lot
of miracles

2096
01:43:37,244 --> 01:43:40,453
when you just have
a little bit of faith.

2097
01:43:47,258 --> 01:43:48,659
Ah, shit!