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(tranquil music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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♪♪ ♪♪

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♪♪ ♪♪

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(indistinct chatter)

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CAMPER: Whoa!

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SASQUATCH: (grunts)

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(people screaming)

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(harsh electronic music)

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CARRIE: Excuse me.

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I am Professor Dong.

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I have to use the bathroom.

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Well, we're almost there.
Can you wait an hour?

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No, I, like, really have to go.

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Well, there's a rest area
up ahead.

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It's not far, so...

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All right.

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(phone chimes and rumbles)

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Did you post a video
from your cousin's wedding?

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Maybe.
Why?

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Did she text you?

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Miranda, why in God's name
would you post that?

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Well, 'cause it was funny.

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She would like you
to take it down.

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Okay, Mom, this Carrie video
is, like, the best thing

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I've ever posted.
Okay, my account is blowing up.

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Stop.

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Your cousin
was really embarrassed.

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She doesn't need to relive
that over and over again.

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Yeah, I guarantee you
other people

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‐posted that shit too.
‐ED: Language.

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JOANNE: Listen,
she's being attacked.

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Do you think
she really deserves that

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for your online popularity?

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‐Kind of.
‐Kind of?

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Yo, she was the one who was
being all racist and shit.

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ED: Hey, language.

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Oh, my God, Dad,

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can you just back me up here?

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Well, I would say that...

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nobody is
in the right here, so...

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‐(clears throat)
‐Take it down.

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No, no,
it's my social media account.

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‐I am not asking.
‐Excuse me?

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What is this, like,
the government of China?

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You can just tell me
what I can and can't post?

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‐Ed, stop the car.
‐ED: Sure.

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Oh, my God, Dad,
don't take her‐‐Dad.

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‐JOANNE: Stop the car.
‐Oh, my God.

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‐You're being insane.
‐JOANNE: No, I am not.

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MIRANDA: Dad,
what are you doing?

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(chuckles)
Mom!

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You look crazy.
You look crazy, Mom.

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‐Hey, delete the video.
‐MIRANDA: What are you doing?

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Delete it.

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MIRANDA:
Mom, we're literally on‐‐

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‐Miranda, delete the video...
‐MIRANDA: Mom!

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JOANNE: Or I will!

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MIRANDA: Mom,
this is child abuse!

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‐ED: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
‐MIRANDA: This is child abuse!

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(electronic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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JOANNE: Can you just stop
staring at your phone

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even for a few minutes?

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I already deleted the video.
Can you just leave me alone?

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Just look
how nice it is outside,

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and you're missing it all.

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It's a bunch of trees, Mom.
It's boring.

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You know, I think
we should ban devices

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from our cottage from now on.

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MIRANDA: Oh, my God, whatever.

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Okay, then I won't come.

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Okay, you know what?

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If you dislike us so much,
you can forget about us

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ever buying you
a phone ever again.

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Ugh.

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JOANNE: Okay?
No more upgrades,

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no more replacements
for cracked screens.

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That is your last one.

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I need to use the bathroom.

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Oh, my gosh,
we will be there soon.

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No, I need to go
to the bathroom right now.

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(upbeat pop music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(camera beeps)

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CASTING DIRECTOR: Hey, Karan.
Thanks for coming in.

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Hi.

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CASTING DIRECTOR:
You have any questions

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‐about the script at all?
‐No, I think I'm good.

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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Okay, well, sorry about this,

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but we don't have a reader
for you today, so...

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Oh, that's okay,
so I'll just read with you?

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CASTING DIRECTOR: No,
I have to operate the camera.

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This schlocky show
didn't give me an assistant,

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so don't worry about it.
I rigged something up.

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Oh, uh, you rigged‐‐what is it?

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CASTING DIRECTOR: All right,
slate whenever you're ready.

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Oh, uh, okay, sure.

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Hi, I'm Karan Soni.
I'm 5'9".

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I'm reading for Adani Brockman
in "Arthur's Disaster Day."

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Arthur, hurry,
something went wrong

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with the printing machine.

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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Alexa, play track one.

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ALEXA: Now playing track one.

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ARTHUR: What happened?

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You must have switched
the yearbook pages

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and your diary, which means‐‐

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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Alexa, play track two.

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ALEXA: Now playing track two.

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ARTHUR: What does that mean?
Let me try it again.

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What does that mean?

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You published your diary,
and now‐‐

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ARTHUR: One more.
What does that mean?

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You published your diary,

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and you handed it
to the entire school,

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and Heather's reading it
right now.

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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Alexa, play track three.

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ALEXA: Now playing "Bad to Me"
by Carly Bubbles.

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CASTING DIRECTOR: God‐‐

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CARLY BUBBLES:
♪♪ Again, it's complicated ♪♪

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CASTING DIRECTOR: Alexa.

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CARLY BUBBLES:
♪♪ Forever don't exist ♪♪

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CASTING DIRECTOR: Alexa.

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Alexa, play track three.

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ALEXA: Now playing
track three.

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ARTHUR: I'm having
a disaster of a day.

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You said it.

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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Okay, Karan, that was great.

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Karen‐‐it's a K‐‐

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It's the word "car"
and the word "an"‐‐Karan.

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CASTING DIRECTOR:
It doesn't matter.

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ALEXA: Reminder,
Krispy Kreme donuts

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are fresh
for another 15 minutes.

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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Oh, fuck, 15 minutes, yeah.

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‐Oh, hey, Karan.
‐KARAN: Oh, hey.

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‐Can I get this‐‐
‐CASTING DIRECTOR: No.

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We don't validate.

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(camera beeps)

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(owl hoots)

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(acoustic music)

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CAMPER: Hey!

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(energetic folk music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(trumpet blares)

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STEWARD: Your Highness,
I'm happy to inform you

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that there's peace
and prosperity

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throughout the kingdom.

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Oh, that's just lovely.

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What a wonderful day
it's going to be.

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(wind whooshes)

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KING: Hm?

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Ah, I got a petal in my eye.

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Soldiers!

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Search the kingdom
for whomever is responsible

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and bring him to me!

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Roger that.

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‐You there!
‐(baby screams)

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‐SOLDIER: Get out!
‐MOTHER: Oh, no!

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‐PEASANT: Leave us alone!
‐SOLIDER: Do as I say!

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Capture him!

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That stone looks unturned!
Turn it!

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‐What's underneath?
‐Another stone, sir.

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Turn it again!

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We have found the perpetrator,
Your Highness.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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KING: Little flower,
for committing crimes

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against the crown,
you shall now die.

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(cheers and applause)

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Serves you right,
you pouncy petal pusher!

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Have you any last words?

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Yeah, so it was my petal,
and I'm really sorry

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to any king
who feels let down by this,

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and I'm really sorry
to my fans.

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Look, I take responsibility
for the petal,

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but the wind should be
the big culprit, right?

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I mean, he actually, like,
took it and put it

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‐in His Majesty's eye.
‐KING: Oh, the wind, huh?

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Well, I hereby call
for a ruthless,

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kingdom‐wide search
for this "the wind."

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SOLDIER:
This child looks suspicious.

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‐Take him away.
‐MOTHER: My child!

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Seize him!
Seize her!

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‐Burn it all!
‐(dragon roars)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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You are under arrest
for high treason, wind.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Huh?

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(cheers and applause)

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What have you got to say now,

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then, you bastard blowhard,
you?

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I take these allegations
very seriously,

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and I will look
into my routines,

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but let's talk about
the real perpetrator here,

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a traitor within
the castle walls.

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KING: Alas,
who has deceived me?

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Well, it's your eyelid,
Your Majesty.

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What's been in front of you
the whole time

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has played you
like a bloody bugger.

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He failed to protect your eye
and should therefore

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be held responsible.

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(gasps)
My own eyelid.

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Arrest him, boys!

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(soldiers grunt)

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Blinking bastard!

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Wait, what?
It wasn't me!

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KING: Oh, come on.
We've got to execute someone.

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Who was it then?

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It was...um...

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foreigners!

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Oh, I knew it!

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(cheers and applause)

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Prepare for war

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against the foreigners!

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(solemn folk music)

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NARRATOR: We have been
fighting the foreigners

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for as long
as anyone can remember.

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No one knows
what started it all,

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but one thing is for certain.

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Those foreign bastards
had it coming.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(upbeat electronic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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What is this?

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The last toilet
before we get to the cottage.

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Well, what toilet?

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There.

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(eerie music)

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(crows caw)

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Uh, that is not a toilet.

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ED: Sure it is.
Read the sign.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Seriously?

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Well, you have to go,
don't you?

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Look, your mom and I were
just in Morocco, remember?

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And I can guarantee you
it was way worse over there.

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Here, you're gonna need these.

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Okay, boomer.

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ED: Whoa, whoa, hey,
don't call us boomers.

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We're Gen X, all right?

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Nirvana, "Slacker,"
Woodstock '94.

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We were
the original cool generation.

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I can't believe
she just called me a boomer.

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Boomer.

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This drive sucks.

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Oh, my God.

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(flies buzzing)

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(gags)

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Oh, my God.

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(sighs)

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(phones beeping)

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Oh!

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.

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Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.

256
00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:18,219
Shit.

257
00:12:26,402 --> 00:12:27,304
(phone chimes)

258
00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:29,374
No.

259
00:12:29,441 --> 00:12:32,380
(breathes deeply)

260
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,359
No, ugh.

261
00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:40,430
(coughs)
Oh.

262
00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:43,770
Okay.

263
00:12:43,837 --> 00:12:46,776
(straining audibly)
Oh, my God.

264
00:12:47,712 --> 00:12:49,649
(grunts)
Come on.

265
00:12:49,716 --> 00:12:50,918
Get‐‐come here.

266
00:12:50,985 --> 00:12:52,354
Come here,
come here, come here.

267
00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:53,322
(grunts)

268
00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:54,692
‐(phone chimes)
‐Oh, come on.

269
00:12:54,759 --> 00:12:58,065
Oh, my God.
Don't fucking look.

270
00:13:01,472 --> 00:13:03,376
Okay, okay.

271
00:13:11,926 --> 00:13:13,062
Okay.

272
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,678
Ew, ew, ew.

273
00:13:20,744 --> 00:13:23,482
Just‐‐all right, just‐‐

274
00:13:27,725 --> 00:13:29,094
Come on.

275
00:13:30,463 --> 00:13:32,501
Shit.

276
00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,010
Ugh, no.

277
00:13:38,479 --> 00:13:39,882
Okay.

278
00:13:41,753 --> 00:13:43,022
Okay.

279
00:13:55,446 --> 00:13:57,050
Okay, um...

280
00:14:11,078 --> 00:14:12,548
(sighs)
Okay.

281
00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:20,998
Okay.
(coughs)

282
00:14:23,302 --> 00:14:26,275
(coughing)

283
00:14:30,718 --> 00:14:33,924
(whines)
Okay, okay, okay.

284
00:14:36,261 --> 00:14:37,330
Okay.

285
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:44,612
Okay, okay.

286
00:14:52,728 --> 00:14:54,197
(screams)

287
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:57,370
CAMPER: Now!

288
00:15:02,782 --> 00:15:05,854
CAMPER: (laughs)
Whoo‐hoo!

289
00:15:05,921 --> 00:15:08,760
(clattering experimental
music)

290
00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:15,908
♪♪ ♪♪

291
00:15:29,836 --> 00:15:36,583
♪♪ ♪♪

292
00:15:50,878 --> 00:15:57,925
♪♪ ♪♪

293
00:16:14,759 --> 00:16:17,665
(upbeat acoustic music)

294
00:16:17,731 --> 00:16:24,545
♪♪ ♪♪

295
00:16:42,748 --> 00:16:49,562
♪♪ ♪♪

296
00:17:01,786 --> 00:17:08,567
♪♪ ♪♪

297
00:17:22,795 --> 00:17:29,609
♪♪ ♪♪

298
00:17:39,829 --> 00:17:42,701
(punchy electronic music)

299
00:17:43,837 --> 00:17:46,174
(fish chanting)
Deep sea predators!

300
00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:47,778
Deep sea predators!

301
00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:49,047
ANGLER FISH:
Yes, let me hear it!

302
00:17:49,114 --> 00:17:50,016
Deep sea predators!

303
00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:53,422
Listen, the problem
with our society

304
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,562
is that it's a society
of conformists.

305
00:17:56,629 --> 00:17:58,065
These are people
that expect you to stay

306
00:17:58,132 --> 00:17:59,167
at the bottom
of the food chain,

307
00:17:59,234 --> 00:18:01,773
wag your little tail,
and swim away

308
00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:03,275
when the bigger guys show up.

309
00:18:03,342 --> 00:18:06,983
You know what I say?
I say screw that!

310
00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:09,020
Because there are
no microorganisms.

311
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,691
ANTON: Excuse me, sorry.

312
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:14,264
ANGLER FISH: There are
only micro attitudes.

313
00:18:14,331 --> 00:18:16,468
You know, people come
to me all the time,

314
00:18:16,536 --> 00:18:19,174
and they say, "Thanks for
the top food chain method.

315
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,111
"I'm eating organisms
twice my size,

316
00:18:21,178 --> 00:18:22,781
and I maybe have lost weight."

317
00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:24,317
(cheers and applause)

318
00:18:24,384 --> 00:18:26,789
Oh, okay, I see some new faces
in the crowd tonight.

319
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,394
Uh, yeah, you I the back
with the yellow inner organs.

320
00:18:29,461 --> 00:18:30,664
What, me?

321
00:18:30,731 --> 00:18:32,100
ANGLER FISH: What's your name?
Where you from, man?

322
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,637
Oh, I'm Anton.

323
00:18:33,703 --> 00:18:36,208
I'm from the other side
of that bit of kelp over there.

324
00:18:36,274 --> 00:18:37,343
ANGLER: All right,
well, let's make some noise

325
00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:38,980
for Anton from the other side
of the kelp.

326
00:18:39,047 --> 00:18:40,517
Come on, everybody,
give him a hand!

327
00:18:40,584 --> 00:18:41,351
Get him up here!

328
00:18:41,418 --> 00:18:43,088
Okay, wow, thank you.

329
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:44,324
Talk to me, man.

330
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,827
Where are you‐‐
what are you doing here?

331
00:18:45,894 --> 00:18:47,998
Well, I want
to become a better writer.

332
00:18:48,065 --> 00:18:49,401
Sometimes people
even laugh at me

333
00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:51,506
at the poetry clubs,
and I really think‐‐

334
00:18:51,572 --> 00:18:53,142
I imagine that's
not the response you want...

335
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,578
‐No.
‐At the club.

336
00:18:54,645 --> 00:18:55,881
Yeah, no, no.

337
00:18:55,947 --> 00:18:57,584
And so what you are telling me
is that you actually need

338
00:18:57,651 --> 00:19:00,022
to gain respect
from your peers.

339
00:19:00,089 --> 00:19:01,391
ANTON: Yeah, yeah, I suppose.

340
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:05,567
Respect, my friend,
is all about who is dominant

341
00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:08,205
in the current situation,
and I think

342
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,709
you already know
what you should do...

343
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:11,244
Uh...

344
00:19:11,311 --> 00:19:13,215
'Cause you're gonna eat
all those other poets.

345
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,952
‐Eat what?
‐Listen, Anton.

346
00:19:15,019 --> 00:19:16,221
Do you want to be
on the bottom,

347
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:18,893
or do you want to be
on the top, my friend?

348
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:19,795
I am serious.

349
00:19:19,862 --> 00:19:21,566
You could go back
to your shit life

350
00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:23,202
and be some
bottom‐feeding loser

351
00:19:23,268 --> 00:19:24,404
from the other side
of the kelp,

352
00:19:24,471 --> 00:19:25,507
but I have a feeling
you're here

353
00:19:25,574 --> 00:19:27,143
because you're the kind
of organism

354
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:29,715
that strives for greatness.
Am I wrong?

355
00:19:29,782 --> 00:19:31,953
No, I want to be the best.
I really do.

356
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,422
Look at me and say it after me.

357
00:19:33,489 --> 00:19:34,492
‐Huh!
‐Huh.

358
00:19:34,558 --> 00:19:36,294
‐Louder, huh!
‐Huh!

359
00:19:36,361 --> 00:19:39,602
Look at this guy.
Isn't he a deep sea predator?

360
00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:43,142
Say "I am going
to eat those other poets."

361
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:44,210
I‐‐uh...

362
00:19:44,277 --> 00:19:46,348
Leave the weakness
behind, Anton.

363
00:19:46,415 --> 00:19:47,985
I'm going to eat
the other poets!

364
00:19:48,052 --> 00:19:49,287
I say hell yes!

365
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,260
You have witnessed the birth
of a predator, people!

366
00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:55,166
Okay, wow, whoo!

367
00:19:55,232 --> 00:19:57,036
I'm gonna eat them.

368
00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:58,606
(fish cheering)

369
00:19:58,673 --> 00:20:00,711
Yeah.

370
00:20:00,777 --> 00:20:01,813
(camper sobbing)

371
00:20:01,879 --> 00:20:02,781
(camera shutter clicks)

372
00:20:07,390 --> 00:20:08,927
LUMBERJACK: (screams)

373
00:20:08,993 --> 00:20:10,731
SASQUATCH: Oh.

374
00:20:10,797 --> 00:20:14,003
(upbeat music)

375
00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:20,617
♪♪ ♪♪

376
00:20:30,537 --> 00:20:31,839
Hm.

377
00:20:34,077 --> 00:20:35,246
Hmm.

378
00:20:36,481 --> 00:20:39,588
(crocodile roars)

379
00:20:44,965 --> 00:20:51,679
♪♪ ♪♪

380
00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:53,215
(sighs)

381
00:20:53,282 --> 00:20:55,821
(phone beeping)

382
00:20:58,827 --> 00:21:00,597
She better not be
sitting there on her phone.

383
00:21:00,664 --> 00:21:02,935
(chuckles)
She probably is.

384
00:21:08,078 --> 00:21:10,382
I'm just gonna check on her.

385
00:21:31,024 --> 00:21:32,426
Ed, help me!

386
00:21:32,494 --> 00:21:35,299
‐Jesus, what is happening?
‐JOANNE: She fell in.

387
00:21:35,366 --> 00:21:36,736
ED: She fell‐‐what,
someone leave

388
00:21:36,803 --> 00:21:38,205
‐the seat up or something?
‐JOANNE: It's not funny, Ed!

389
00:21:38,272 --> 00:21:39,608
ED: Hey, I'm not trying
to be funny, Jo!

390
00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,311
How else are you supposed
to fall in?

391
00:21:41,378 --> 00:21:43,182
‐JOANNE: (gasps)
‐ED: Oh!

392
00:21:43,248 --> 00:21:44,652
(gags)
Oh, it's worse than Morocco.

393
00:21:44,718 --> 00:21:45,787
‐Okay, baby!
‐ED: What, she's down there?

394
00:21:45,854 --> 00:21:48,325
‐JOANNE: Yeah‐‐Miranda?
‐ED: Sweetie?

395
00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:50,997
Honey, we're gonna get
you out, okay?

396
00:21:51,064 --> 00:21:52,901
Oh, my God, she's unconscious.

397
00:21:52,968 --> 00:21:57,511
Oh, my God,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

398
00:21:57,578 --> 00:22:01,251
Okay, I can't‐‐
okay, I'm gonna grab her arms.

399
00:22:01,318 --> 00:22:03,590
‐Yes, you hold my legs.
‐Okay.

400
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,594
And then I'm gonna‐‐
you're gonna pull us back up.

401
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:07,196
‐Wait, what?
‐Hold my legs!

402
00:22:07,263 --> 00:22:08,500
‐Okay, okay!
‐Okay, got 'em?

403
00:22:08,566 --> 00:22:09,902
‐Do you have them?
‐Yes, got your legs.

404
00:22:09,969 --> 00:22:11,238
Okay, do not drop me.

405
00:22:11,304 --> 00:22:12,240
I won't.

406
00:22:12,306 --> 00:22:13,475
Okay, oh, God.

407
00:22:13,543 --> 00:22:15,547
ED: Oh, wow.

408
00:22:15,614 --> 00:22:18,753
JOANNE: (straining)

409
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:21,993
Okay...

410
00:22:22,059 --> 00:22:24,498
(coughing)

411
00:22:24,565 --> 00:22:26,401
Okay, I got her!

412
00:22:26,468 --> 00:22:27,504
Okay.

413
00:22:27,571 --> 00:22:28,506
‐JOANNE: Pull, Ed!
‐Pulling.

414
00:22:28,573 --> 00:22:30,142
‐JOANNE: Ed, pull!
‐Pulling!

415
00:22:30,209 --> 00:22:32,881
Pull, Ed!
(coughs)

416
00:22:32,948 --> 00:22:35,754
‐(straining audibly)
‐JOANNE: Pull harder!

417
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,962
(coughing)

418
00:22:40,029 --> 00:22:41,866
Here we go.
Got you.

419
00:22:41,933 --> 00:22:44,838
(gags)
Ed, pull.

420
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:47,878
(straining audibly)
Pulling!

421
00:22:47,945 --> 00:22:49,882
(coughing)

422
00:22:51,384 --> 00:22:53,055
Ugh!
Jo?

423
00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:56,361
Jo, you have
to pull yourself up!

424
00:22:56,428 --> 00:22:57,931
(soft dramatic music)

425
00:22:57,998 --> 00:23:00,169
Jo, my grip is slipping!

426
00:23:00,236 --> 00:23:02,006
♪♪ ♪♪

427
00:23:02,073 --> 00:23:03,175
Jo!

428
00:23:03,242 --> 00:23:05,379
♪♪ ♪♪

429
00:23:14,531 --> 00:23:16,502
Hey‐‐hey, guys?

430
00:23:18,338 --> 00:23:19,508
Oh, no.

431
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,482
(upbeat music)

432
00:23:23,549 --> 00:23:30,563
♪♪ ♪♪

433
00:24:14,183 --> 00:24:17,156
‐(clear music)
‐CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪