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(mellow music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(camera lenses snapping)

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(sniffs)

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(whistle blows)

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(whistle blows)

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Ha ha!

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(squish)

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(electronic music)

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(deep breath)

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(exhales)

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Ask, believe, receive.

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(deep breath)

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(exhale)

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Ask, believe, receive.

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(inhale)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(electronic music)

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PHOTOGRAPHER: Gorgeous,
gorgeous. I love it.

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‐Yeah?
‐Beautiful. Yes!

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‐Comin' through. Oop.
‐Yeah.

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‐SERVER: Sorry, guys.
‐Ugh!

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SERVER: Pardon me.

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Can we do that again,

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'cause he, like,
ruined the lighting?

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PHOTOGRAPHER: Mm‐hmm, yeah.

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(mellow music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(indistinct background chatter)

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‐Fuck.
‐(phone chimes)

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Stop, guys.

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I just got DMed by the Director
of the new "Weekend" video.

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He wants me to be in it.
Ah! So amazing!

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Mm.
I know his Creative Director.

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I think he follows me.
I should, uh, message and ask

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‐if he needs more girls.
‐Hm?

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Oh, just like see
if they need more girls.

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Oh.

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Yeah, that would be,
like, really cool

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if we did that together.

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Yeah, he follows me.
That's what I thought.

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SERVER: Okay. Here we go.

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So, we got the dancing gyoza,

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the spicy Buddha rolls...

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Mmm. Yum!

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And we've got
a Gimme‐more Dim Sum.

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Can I get you ladies
anything else?

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(lenses snapping)

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Great.

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Okay.

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I'll get it from over here.

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Good idea.

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Ah, wait.

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Yes!
Get that angle.

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Aah‐‐

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(glass, wood clattering)

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Are you good, babe?

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I'm okay. I'm‐I'm good.

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♪♪ Been doin' this forever ♪♪

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♪♪ I'm on another level,
yeah yeah ♪♪

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(heavy rock music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(genteel pipe music)

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(whistles)

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(chirping)

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‐Whussup?
‐Yeah.

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Whussup? Whussup?

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‐Whussup?
‐Whussup?

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What's up?
(laughs) Yeah.

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Anyway, we should figure out
a theme for Cassie's hen do.

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‐Oh!
‐So I was thinking...

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bear with me,
Plague Doctor Bonanza.

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I know that's quite weird,
but I just thought‐

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‐(bird yelling)
‐Aah! Aah!

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Oh, my God!
No, please, no, please!

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(snoring lightly)

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"And that's why I ask you,
save me, Sir Leerfrick.

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Oh, brave knight, most gentle
of heroes, I need you."

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So, that's the letter.

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Wow.

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You worked...incredibly
hard on this.

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‐I can...see.
‐Oh, thanks, yeah.

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I know I've spent way
too much time on it,

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given that Mr. Big Boy, here,
might just wake at any moment.

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But, you know, I just want it
to be sort of perfect?

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Ooh, well, I'll take it
straight to Leerfrick.

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Oh, wait. Wait, wait.

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Do you think it's good?

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It's great!
It's very well written.

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Ah.

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If you had one criticism,
what would that be?

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(light snoring)

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Well...
(sighs) it's a bit long.

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Right. Okay, okay.
Yeah. Maybe.

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Maybe it is too long.

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You could trim
a few paragraphs?

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A few paragraphs?
Uh, okay, okay.

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So, um, what in particular
would you trim?

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Well, um, you might
not need the part

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where you describe
your whole childhood?

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Ha.
I guess my only thing, then,

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is that the stuff
about my teenage years

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might not make sense?

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And I don't want the letter
to be confusing.

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That's so important, you know,
when writing a letter,

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just...don't make it
a confusing letter.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Of course, uh,

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it's just a suggestion,
really, from me,

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so just forget it.
I should really get going.

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No, no, no, no, no, please.

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This is‐‐this is actually
really helpful.

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Anything else?

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‐(groans, mumbles)
‐Please!

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‐All right.
‐Please!

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Okay! It's coming across

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as a tiny bit...
(sighs) desperate?

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Ha, ha. Ah.

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I mean, I'm in a pretty
desperate situation,

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‐to be fair to myself.
‐Yes, I know, I know.

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I'm in a cage.

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‐I'm in a cage.
‐I don't know.

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It just sounds
a little, um...

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‐maybe whiney?
‐You know what?

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I don't even want
to send the letter anymore.

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But forget I said anything!

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I don't know
what I'm talking about.

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The letter's amazing.
It's perfect. (laughs)

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Do you actually
re‐really think that?

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I promise.

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(ethereal music, singing)

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Wait, Robin, Robin!
Do you think

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it's a bit in your face
that it's written in all caps?

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(squish)

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(laughing)

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‐Oh‐‐
‐(whistle tweets)

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Hey. Welcome to my video.

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Today I will be sharing
some tips

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and tricks you can use,

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if you're feeling lost
and beaten down

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by the perpetual suffering
that is daily life.

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First, a little about me.

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I'm a professional
motivational speaker.

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Hey, is this thing on?
(echoes)

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If you're currently
dissatisfied with your career,

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my advice would be to get
a new job at a good company.

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(applause)

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Anyway, my first step
for living your best life

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is to eat healthy
and exercise.

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My second tip is to reach
out to a friend

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if you're feeling bad.

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Okay, yeah, well, I hope
you're not depressed anymore.

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But if you still are,

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there's a link to purchase my
podcast and self‐help book.

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(dynamic music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Oh, my God!

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This is the most
beautiful thing

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I've ever seen
in my entire life!

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(food vocalizing)

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‐♪♪ Banana ♪♪
‐ ♪♪ Pajama ♪♪

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♪♪ Banana, man ♪♪

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Oh, jeez. I'm fine.

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Ah, it's fine, yeah.

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I'm glad I'm alive.
I'm alive.

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Ooh, ha, ha.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God,
look at that chicken!

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Ah! So crispy!
I want so much chicken!

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Oh, the chicken burger
looks so good.

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I'm getting the chicken burger.
Oh, I'm having chicken.

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I'm having fried chicken.

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I've changed my mind.
I definitely want cheesy chips.

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Excuse me.
Hi there.

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How're you doin' tonight?
Has it been busy?

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Okay, I want a chicken burger
and chips, please.

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Oh, make it cheesy chips
with a lot, lot of cheese.

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I mean a lot of fucking cheese.

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Just pile the cheese on,
and I'll tell you when to stop.

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Hey!
Did someone just slap my bum?

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We want two cheesy chips
with lots of cheese,

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and a chicken burger.

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‐And what else?
‐And my chicken.

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Don't forget my chicken.

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The number two chicken deal,
please?

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Oh, and the number two deal,
and two cans of Pepsi.

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Yeah, it's not wonky to me.

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‐It is.
‐It's not!

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You need to watch
"A Star is Born."

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You need to watch
"A Star is Born."

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Lady Gaga will tell you
that your nose is perfect.

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I wish my legs were longer.

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And I wish my knees
weren't gross and lumpy.

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You have nice knees.

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Katy says that
to me all the time!

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‐(laughs)
‐Who's Katy?

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Oh. Katy's just
the new girl at work.

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At Top Shop.
I mentioned her the other day,

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we went to that new bar
in town together.

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She's‐‐she's nice!
You would like her.

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(muffled)
You went to that new bar,

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‐and you went without me?
‐(man whimpering)

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And you didn't
even invite me.

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‐(whimpering)
‐I invited you!

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You said you were busy!

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Um, no! No, I wouldn't.

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I think I would actually
remember that. Wouldn't I?

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‐What's wrong?
‐It's just ‐‐

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(whimpering)

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(muffled arguing continues)

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(muffled)
Please don't kill, please.

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Please, don't kill me!

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Becca, I'm literally
with you, right now.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I've been here,
the entire night.

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Okay, yeah, right.

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‐Whatever.
‐Well, I'm sorry.

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I don't complain
that you're always with Jamie.

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Always on the phone to Jamie,
all the time.

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BECCA: Well, I can't believe
you're actually

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even bringing this up
right now.

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He is nothing.
He's got nothing to do with it.

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He's got nothing.
Why are you talking to me‐

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Ooh, Jamie's amazing!
We study Criminology together.

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I met him at‐‐
Oh, Criminology!

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BECCA: Oh, right, right.
How mature. How mature.

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At least I have dreams!

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At least I'm working
towards something, Miss‐‐Miss‐‐

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Miss Top of the Shop, where?

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‐I have dreams!
‐Oh, do you? Great. Brilliant.

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(splat, thud)

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(sirens approaching)

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(crying together)

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‐I love you.
‐I love you.

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‐I really miss you.
‐Your hair smells so good.

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I miss you right now,
even though you're here.

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(both crying)

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I want chips.

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Owm, nom, nom, nom.

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Owm, nom,
nom, nom.

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Owm, nom, nom, nom.

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(background music, chatter)

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Whenever you're ready.

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Oh, hey!

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Sorry, the, uh,
the food's still on here.

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Yes.

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We didn't eat anything.

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Right. But the kitchen
did still make it, so...

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It's okay.
Can we just go?

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Whatever.

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Ohh, actually cash only,

251
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but there's
an ATM right over there.

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Okay.

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(sighs)

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00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,452
(beeping)

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00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:37,331
(sighs)

256
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,166
(beeping)

257
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,703
Fuck.

258
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:46,106
(uneasy music)

259
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:52,212
♪♪ ♪♪

260
00:11:58,652 --> 00:12:00,087
Miss, here you go.

261
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,189
(indistinct chatter)

262
00:12:07,628 --> 00:12:08,829
Hi.

263
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,631
Hey. Uh, oh.

264
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,599
Uh, is your friend okay?

265
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,268
Yeah, she's fine.

266
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:18,639
Um, so my name
is Liliana Mirandeira.

267
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:22,576
Me and my friends over there,
we are influencers,

268
00:12:22,643 --> 00:12:27,047
and we would love to offer you
a post about your restaurant

269
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,249
in exchange
for the cost of the meal.

270
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:33,253
(laughs) A post about what?

271
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,956
The perils of cloud‐chasing?

272
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:39,026
Uh, okay?
Wow, that was very rude.

273
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,995
Okay, I'm sorry.
How much was your bill?

274
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:42,996
$250.

275
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,065
Yeah. No, thanks.

276
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,433
That's not that expensive,

277
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,268
considering
the outreach you'll get.

278
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:51,705
Also considering the fact that
we didn't even eat anything.

279
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:54,641
(sighs) Okay, no offense.

280
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:58,679
I have no idea
who the fuck you are. Okay?

281
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,148
So you can make a post
about the restaurant,

282
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,650
but you're gonna
hafta pay your bill.

283
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:04,718
Actually, you're lucky

284
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,453
I don't make you pay
for that chair, too.

285
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,401
(sighs)

286
00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:25,873
He wants me to be in it.
He wants me to be in it.

287
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,976
It's so amazing!
It's so amazing!

288
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,144
The kitchen did still make it.

289
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,446
‐ I have no idea...

290
00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:35,349
I have no idea
who the fuck are...

291
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,650
(echoing)
who the fuck you‐‐

292
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,953
‐We're leaving right now.
‐But what about the bill?

293
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:43,056
This restaurant
doesn't deserve our money.

294
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,461
Uh, ladies,
do you need some change?

295
00:13:47,528 --> 00:13:48,695
No, thank you,

296
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,864
and you can tell your boss
this restaurant sucks.

297
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,399
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

298
00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:53,433
You girls aren't seriously

299
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,902
trying to dine and dash,
are you?

300
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,370
This is the rudest
customer service

301
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,272
I've ever experienced
in my life!

302
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,407
Okay, can you just
keep your voice down?

303
00:14:00,474 --> 00:14:02,409
Excuse me?
Your chair injured my friend.

304
00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:04,711
You don't apologize?
You don't offer a discount?

305
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,013
What the fuck?

306
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,048
Oh, my God.
Get over yourself.

307
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,617
‐(laughter)
‐Oh, you wanna film something?

308
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,587
You wanna film something?

309
00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:15,255
Film this!

310
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:18,659
My friend, was gonna be
in a "Weekend" video.

311
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,862
And because of injuries she
sustained at this restaurant,

312
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,363
she is gonna lose her job.

313
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,466
‐Okay! Can we go?
‐No, babe! No!

314
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:30,103
This‐‐
This‐‐is negligence.

315
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,706
And you accuse us
of dining and dashing?

316
00:14:32,773 --> 00:14:34,174
‐Can I just have...the chair‐‐
‐No, don't‐‐

317
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,210
‐Oh!
‐(diners gasp)

318
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,414
(wolf whistle)

319
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:47,888
(indistinct)

320
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:51,825
(genteel pipe music)

321
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,461
Oh, Robin! You poor thing!

322
00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:57,898
Oh, God, thank God you're okay.
Did you find Sir Leerfrick?

323
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,733
Yes.
And he gave you this.

324
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,738
Sir Leerfrick
sent a letter...

325
00:15:04,805 --> 00:15:06,707
‐to me, Malkyn.
‐Yes.

326
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,009
Whaaaat?
Ah!

327
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,812
Okay, I'm...
(exhales)

328
00:15:11,879 --> 00:15:13,614
"Dear person in need."

329
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,915
‐That's me.
‐Yes.

330
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,750
"We have processed
your application,

331
00:15:16,817 --> 00:15:19,920
"but are unable to save you
at this present time.

332
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:24,525
Please try again in another
life‐threatening situation."

333
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,694
Ooh, boy.

334
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,698
That is rough.

335
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,400
(light snoring continues)

336
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:36,136
He hated the letter,
didn't he?

337
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,005
Honestly, Malkyn?

338
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,674
I'm not even sure
he read the whole thing.

339
00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:45,279
I mean, it was...
so long.

340
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,982
If it was so incredibly long,
I'm just wondering,

341
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,485
why didn't you tell me?

342
00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:54,288
What?
I mean, I did tell you that.

343
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,789
But you didn't listen,
did you?

344
00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:57,324
No, no, you said
it was perfect.

345
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,560
Yeah, after you completely
overreacted.

346
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,195
‐What?
‐I'm‐I'm sorry, Malkyn,

347
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,829
but you really can't take
constructive feedback

348
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:04,565
to save your life.

349
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,066
‐Oh, that is rich. I mean‐‐
‐Well, you can't!

350
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,535
Well, maybe, if you had
given me some fucking time

351
00:16:08,602 --> 00:16:10,003
‐to internalize it...
‐Oh, right.

352
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,905
Process it,
and reflect on the notes,

353
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,041
instead of backpedaling
immediately!

354
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,844
Internalize it?
Wha‐what are you on about?

355
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,445
You're incapable of accepting

356
00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:20,581
that anything you do
is short of perfect!

357
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,217
All you do is talk about
what's bad.

358
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,385
You've never just told me
anything like,

359
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,887
"That's working.
That's a good idea.

360
00:16:26,954 --> 00:16:28,689
(overlapping arguing)

361
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,157
I don't need this
aggravation!

362
00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:33,560
You asked me for cri‐ti‐ci‐sm.

363
00:16:33,627 --> 00:16:34,761
Criticism, Malkyn!

364
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,530
I'm not going to start

365
00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:38,532
flicking your bean
over some‐‐

366
00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:40,167
Robin!

367
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,402
Aah!

368
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:43,737
Negative people.

369
00:16:43,804 --> 00:16:46,707
They just kill your creativity,
don't they?

370
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:50,844
Trust me, I know. I'm actually
something of a writer, myself.

371
00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:54,948
(dramatic music)

372
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:59,786
(screaming)

373
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,523
That's‐‐that's
writ‐‐writing.

374
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,526
Wow. That looks, uh‐‐that
looks epic.

375
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:11,265
Epic? No! It's supposed to be
a quirky romantic comedy!

376
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,299
AAh!

377
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,070
Maybe she had a point,
actually.

378
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,406
I better start again!

379
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:22,509
(screaming)

380
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,880
♪♪ Tryna do my thing ♪♪

381
00:17:26,947 --> 00:17:30,284
♪♪ Shout my hometown,
I said peace out ♪♪

382
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:34,521
Whyyy?

383
00:17:34,588 --> 00:17:36,657
Why?

384
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,559
Why?

385
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,194
Why?

386
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,662
(distantly)
Why?

387
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:47,134
Should I eat lunch?
(phone beeping)

388
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,170
Should I answer Mom?

389
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:55,008
Will I find love today?

390
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,312
Am I doing the right thing?

391
00:18:00,314 --> 00:18:02,082
Should I quit my job?

392
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:05,152
Should I stop comparing myself
to others?

393
00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:09,389
Am I a likeable person?

394
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:12,659
Does a turtleneck flatter
my faaace?

395
00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:20,434
Uh...
(gasps) wha‐‐

396
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:30,444
(sighs)

397
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:51,765
(echoing)
So, have you seen my...

398
00:18:51,832 --> 00:18:54,801
(distorted voices)

399
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,838
(unsettling music)

400
00:18:57,905 --> 00:19:01,041
♪♪ ♪♪

401
00:19:01,108 --> 00:19:04,111
Okay, then.
(echoing)

402
00:19:04,178 --> 00:19:11,185
♪♪ ♪♪

403
00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:26,433
(increasing noises)

404
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,472
Uh...

405
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,408
Hey...

406
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,976
Can you stop?

407
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,550
I will make love to you
when the war's over.

408
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,153
(kiss)

409
00:19:55,562 --> 00:20:00,300
(heavy music)

410
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:04,671
(echoing)
Ah...(murmuring)

411
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:09,543
Oh...

412
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:19,019
(slowly increasing sounds)

413
00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:23,323
(yawn)

414
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,560
Oh‐‐

415
00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:28,228
(humming)

416
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:33,300
Um, did you see a black ball?
About this big?

417
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,938
Ooh.

418
00:20:38,005 --> 00:20:39,540
Okay.

419
00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:46,246
Eww.

420
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:06,934
(quiet music)

421
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:14,107
♪♪ ♪♪

422
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,844
Goo goo, ga, ga.

423
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:21,315
♪♪ ♪♪

424
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:25,886
Hey! Give me the ball.

425
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,354
Gimme it. Give‐‐

426
00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:29,223
Ugh!

427
00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:40,834
(off‐key notes increasing)

428
00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:44,805
♪♪ ♪♪

429
00:21:44,872 --> 00:21:48,075
(gunfire)
(yelling)

430
00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:18,906
(murmuring)

431
00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:21,909
(uneasy music)

432
00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:29,116
♪♪ ♪♪

433
00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:44,064
(murmuring)

434
00:22:44,131 --> 00:22:51,205
♪♪ ♪♪

435
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,019
(distantly)
Waah‐‐

436
00:23:08,589 --> 00:23:09,823
(car doors open,
close)

437
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:11,825
(knock on door)

438
00:23:12,526 --> 00:23:16,530
(door opens, closes,
footsteps)

439
00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:23,370
(rustling)

440
00:23:27,007 --> 00:23:32,679
♪♪ ♪♪

441
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,358
(overlapping voices)

442
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,660
‐Oh, my God.
‐We're not friends anymore.

443
00:23:46,727 --> 00:23:49,396
‐She's so stupid.
‐Oh, my God, she's so fake.

444
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:30,070
Please don't call me stupid!
(crying)

445
00:24:58,198 --> 00:25:02,302
Starvation y murder
y awful people

446
00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:04,905
doing terrible things.

447
00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:07,407
Why does everyone
have to hate on me?

448
00:25:24,091 --> 00:25:27,928
(sniffs) Can you be nice to me?

449
00:25:27,995 --> 00:25:31,098
For once in your life?

450
00:25:31,164 --> 00:25:32,866
Please?

451
00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:34,134
MOM: (sighs)

452
00:25:36,570 --> 00:25:38,272
Yeah.

453
00:25:39,439 --> 00:25:41,542
Okay.

454
00:25:55,022 --> 00:25:57,424
(phone buzzes)

455
00:26:11,171 --> 00:26:14,074
(upbeat music)

456
00:26:14,141 --> 00:26:20,080
♪♪ ♪♪

457
00:26:21,148 --> 00:26:24,451
(rap music)

458
00:26:24,518 --> 00:26:31,291
♪♪ ♪♪

459
00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:34,561
(singing)

460
00:26:34,628 --> 00:26:37,731
♪♪ Had no idea who
I really am back in the day ♪♪

461
00:26:37,798 --> 00:26:39,533
♪♪ Made decisions
I regretted then ♪♪

462
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,602
♪♪ Lied to your face,
blamed it all on ♪♪

463
00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,504
♪♪ Another man,
I'm sorry, okay ♪♪

464
00:26:43,570 --> 00:26:45,305
♪♪ One day I wanna be
your friend again ♪♪

465
00:26:45,372 --> 00:26:48,175
♪♪ Nothing to say, but it
made me a better man ♪♪

466
00:26:48,242 --> 00:26:49,743
♪♪ If you feel the same,
give me a call ♪♪

467
00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:51,912
♪♪ I'll be all ears
in my heart here ♪♪

468
00:26:51,979 --> 00:26:54,848
♪♪ In my art, I am all yours,
I got no fears ♪♪

469
00:26:54,915 --> 00:26:56,984
♪♪ Last time,
I swallowed my pride ♪♪

470
00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:59,987
♪♪ Should've used my intuition
when I needed a guide ♪♪

471
00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:02,890
♪♪ Let my ego lead
and now I'm falling apart ♪♪

472
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:05,559
♪♪ Forget it all, I'm ready,
yeah, I'm ready to start ♪♪

473
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:08,195
‐ Yes!