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(upbeat jazzy music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(slurps)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(mysterious music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(groans questioningly)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(distorted slurping)

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(upbeat jazzy music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(alarm beeping)

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(all scream)

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(machine whirring)

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‐(gulps)
‐(all scream)

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(upbeat music)

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Don't‐‐get out!

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(keyboard clacking)

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(chuckles)

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(phone chimes)

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(phone dings)

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(keyboard clacking)

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(phone dings)

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(keyboard clacking)

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(chill techno music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Yeah, you should come
on Tuesdays.

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Has an open mic I try to do
every week.

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‐Wow.
‐Yeah.

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You...let me guess, you...sing.

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‐Yeah.
‐Yes!

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‐I'm really bad.
‐(both laugh)

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I always wanted to be
a musician growing up,

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but was too lazy
to learn the guitar.

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WENDY: Classic.

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So the open mic just forces me
to practice.

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Yeah.

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I like that.
(chuckles)

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So you're gonna
serenade me later, right?

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Ooh, I don't know.
On the first date?

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Just kidding. Please don't.
(laughs)

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PARKER: Well, I can‐‐I mean,
I can if you want me to.

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That would be
so horrifically uncomfortable.

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I mean, I'm easy.
I'm not that easy.

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Good morning.
(laughs)

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Good morning.

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What time is it?

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Oh, I don't know.
Let me check.

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It's a quarter after 9:00.

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Ooh, shit!

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I was supposed to be at work
15 minutes ago.

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‐Oh, jeez.
‐Oh, shit.

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I can get dressed super quick.
No problem.

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Yeah, I gotta call you an Uber.

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‐Is it actually‐‐shit, it is.
‐Okay, yeah.

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‐Sorry about this.
‐WENDY: The worst.

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‐Yeah.
‐WENDY: Yeah, sorry.

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This was brutal.

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That's okay.

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Okay. Thank you for this.
(laughs)

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I will get out of your hair.

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Do you...

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maybe wanna hang out
this week, or...

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‐Yeah.
‐The next one?

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Yeah, sure I do.

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Cool. Okay.
I will talk to you later.

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All right.
I'll see you later.

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‐WENDY: Bye.
‐See ya.

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(sighs)

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(sighs)

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(phone chimes)

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(upbeat music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(rock music)

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SINGERS: ♪♪ Good hex! ♪♪

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(upbeat music)

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Uh, can‐‐can I put your sock
in the hamper?

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Sure, yeah.

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(shriek)

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Can I put your sock
in the hamper?

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Sure?

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(shriek)

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The fuck, Anna?

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I think we're caught
in a trauma loop.

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My medium told me about these.

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Your medium?

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Not even death can stop
my commitment

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to spiritual growth
through talk therapy,

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thank you.

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Oh, okay, but a sock

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on the coffee table
is a trauma?

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It's a direct affront
to my tiny cactus collection.

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Which you never even started!

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Okay, whatever.
Let's just try this again.

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Can I put your sock
in the hamper?

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Sure, and hey, Anna,
you know what?

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I sincerely appreciate it.

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(shriek)

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Can I put your sock
in the hamper?

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Uh...fuck no, woman!

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(grunting)

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(shriek)

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You know what? I got this.
(clears throat)

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When you think it's okay

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to leave your sock
on the coffee table...

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‐Mm‐hmm.
‐I feel undervalued.

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All right, and when you think
to use therapy speak,

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I feel my foreskin shrivel.

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‐(sighs)
‐(shriek)

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I breathe in abundance.

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I breathe out...

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dumb fucking ass‐wipe
of a sock!

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(shriek)

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And why is it
only the one sock?

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Humans are bipedal,
which in theory means‐‐

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It's only the one foot.
It's just the one foot.

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That they should be taken off
in tandem.

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Only the one foot
gets the itch.

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‐What's the connection?
‐I just explained it.

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(shriek)

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‐Can I‐‐
‐All right, wait. Anna, stop.

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You know,
the more you do things for me,

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then the less I'll ever learn
to do things for myself.

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I mean, I'm still not going
to move that,

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because in this case,
that's not that big of a deal!

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‐(growls)
‐(shriek)

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It's about my mom,
and I didn't think it would be.

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‐(shriek)
‐(both grunting)

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(shrieking)

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(slurping)

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‐Mmm.
‐Mm‐hmm.

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‐We were just hangry.
‐Right?

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We should try this first
every time.

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(laughs)
Mmm.

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Oh, shit.
Do you mind?

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Uh, no, no.
Not at all.

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‐(hiss)
‐Uh‐oh.

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‐Oh, no.
‐(shriek)

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‐(screaming)
‐(ding)

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(grunting)

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‐(screams)
‐(ding)

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(wind howling)

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(chewing and slurping)

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(sniffing)

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(chewing and slurping)

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(ominous music)

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(gasps)

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(sputtering)

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(growling)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(groans)

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(hissing)

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(growling and chewing)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(bird grunts)

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(bird gulps)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(choking)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(bones cracking)

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(music building)

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(bird caws)

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(snarls)

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(hisses)

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(screams)

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(snarling)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(growls)

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(growls)

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(growls)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(hisses)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(upbeat music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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Yeah, it forces me to practice.

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Because I like to learn
new things,

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but if I don't
challenge myself,

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I'll never stick with 'em.

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Well, then it just starts
to feel like work,

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and then I'm like,
no thank you,

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and I'd rather just have
a wine.

183
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Oh, I took a sommelier course
a while back.

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I had this great wine
from Argentina.

185
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You have to try it sometime.

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I love Argentina.

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(chuckles)

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(snoring lightly)

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(keyboard clacking)

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(phone rings)

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‐Oh.
‐Oh, hey. Sorry.

192
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I just got called in
last‐minute

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for this work thing.

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‐(groaning)
‐Here you go.

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And there's‐‐here's your
black thing there too.

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‐There you go.
‐Oh.

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All right, that was fun...

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Argentina?

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It's fine.

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‐Bye.
‐Bye.

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(sighs)

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00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:03,637
(phone chimes)

203
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,439
Even if we say,
"Hey, we're charging you

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with crimes against humanity,"

205
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we don't have the jurisdiction,

206
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and their military
certainly isn't gonna...

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I'm boring you, aren't I?

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‐No.
‐No. No, it's boring.

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Seriously, it's not.

210
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I was this close
to going to law school.

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Why didn't you?

212
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I wanted to do
something creative.

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SOFIA: And what do you do now?

214
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Oh, I just ended up
back and forth between things.

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Hmm.

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(upbeat music)

217
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There's a great open mic here
I like doing.

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I can't sing.

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‐Neither can I.
‐(laughs)

220
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(dishes clattering)

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SOFIA: Hey.

222
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You went all‐out.

223
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Yeah, I woke up early,

224
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so I figured
I'd make breakfast.

225
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I had fruit?

226
00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:02,229
(laughs)

227
00:11:02,296 --> 00:11:03,897
Oh!

228
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,033
Wow.

229
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:09,703
So you're super smart,
you're super funny,

230
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,139
you're super successful.

231
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:14,708
You're a killer chef too?

232
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,578
‐Who are you?
‐(laughs)

233
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What time is it?

234
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Do you have everything?

235
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,623
Fuck you.

236
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,063
Yeah.

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(upbeat music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(wondrous techno music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,763
(grunting)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(grunting)

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ASTRONAUT: Jesus.
It seems like he beat us again.

245
00:12:29,550 --> 00:12:31,718
ASTRONAUT: Yep.
He sure did.

246
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ASTRONAUT: Hey, wait,
did you train yesterday?

247
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ASTRONAUT: Yeah, man.
That's not fair.

248
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(static crackles)

249
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ASTRONAUT: Yo, Eddie.

250
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Eddie?

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(screams)

252
00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:49,069
(whining)

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‐(mob shouting)
‐(screams)

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(crowd chatter)

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00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,885
(futuristic music)

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(engines whirring)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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(high‐pitched chuckle)

259
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‐VOICE: Hoo!
‐(knife whooshing)

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00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,401
(beeping)

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00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,404
(muttering)

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00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,675
‐(gulls cawing)
‐(waves crashing)

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COMPUTER:
You've got actual mail.

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00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,714
(system whirs)

265
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(button beeps)

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(pleasant chiming music)

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♪♪ ♪♪

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00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,345
(insects and birds chirping)

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(chimes)

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(chimes)

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00:14:19,393 --> 00:14:21,728
(chimes)

272
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,666
(hums lightly)

273
00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:29,970
(inhales sharply)

274
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,010
(hums)

275
00:14:40,781 --> 00:14:43,383
(inhales)

276
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,751
(gulps)

277
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,456
♪♪ ♪♪

278
00:14:49,523 --> 00:14:52,492
(beeping)

279
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:59,366
♪♪ ♪♪

280
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:05,138
(system whirs)

281
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:11,078
(beeping)

282
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,450
(snarls lightly)

283
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,623
(squeaks)

284
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,626
(humming)

285
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,397
(chitters)

286
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,207
(chittering)

287
00:15:50,651 --> 00:15:52,452
(squeaks)

288
00:15:53,754 --> 00:15:55,389
(chitters)

289
00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:59,426
(exciting music)

290
00:15:59,493 --> 00:16:00,928
♪♪ ♪♪

291
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,462
(chitters)

292
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,201
(squeaking)

293
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:14,041
♪♪ ♪♪

294
00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:16,944
(splashes)

295
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:24,051
♪♪ ♪♪

296
00:16:34,795 --> 00:16:36,496
(squeaks)

297
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:39,566
(dog barking)

298
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:42,536
(mailbox beeping)

299
00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:44,538
(chitters)

300
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,911
(musical fanfare on radio)

301
00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:53,380
♪♪ ♪♪

302
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,648
(voice speaking
unknown language)

303
00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:57,651
(chittering)

304
00:16:57,718 --> 00:17:00,888
(ambient music)

305
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:03,891
♪♪ ♪♪

306
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,894
(futuristic music)

307
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,897
(engines whirring)

308
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:14,201
♪♪ ♪♪

309
00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:16,336
‐(roars)
‐(ding)

310
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,909
(growls)

311
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,311
‐(roars)
‐(screams)

312
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,594
(sighs)

313
00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:41,728
(phone dings)

314
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:44,731
(phone chimes)

315
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:53,507
Whoa.
What the fuck?

316
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,042
(phone dings)

317
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,779
(relaxed techno music)

318
00:17:58,846 --> 00:18:01,748
(laughter and chatter)

319
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:05,719
♪♪ ♪♪

320
00:18:05,786 --> 00:18:08,021
Sorry I'm late.

321
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:11,859
Were you waiting long?

322
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,660
Whoa!

323
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:15,929
I didn't know
you had a twin, Parker.

324
00:18:15,996 --> 00:18:17,130
Oh, we're not twins.

325
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,765
We're on a date.

326
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,367
And that would be incest.

327
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:23,103
(laughs)
He's funny.

328
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,638
I love this bar.

329
00:18:24,705 --> 00:18:26,340
They've got this great beer
that's brewed by monks‐‐

330
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,609
I know that.

331
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,544
‐This is my bar.
‐No way.

332
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,246
Do you ever come
during the open mics?

333
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,780
I try to play guitar here
once in a while.

334
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,549
I always wanted to be
a musician growing up,

335
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,818
but was too lazy
to learn the guitar, so‐‐

336
00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:39,586
Can you just stop with the

337
00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:41,088
"Look at how creative
and driven I am"

338
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,723
canned story bullshit
for a second?

339
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,358
What do you mean?

340
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,794
Who are you?

341
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,163
Some days, I'm not sure, but...

342
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,532
I think I'm figuring it out.

343
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,300
Like when I was traveling
in Italy and France

344
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:54,835
and a took a sommelier course.

345
00:18:54,902 --> 00:18:55,869
I never thought I could grow‐‐

346
00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:57,070
You're not even listening.

347
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,606
Can you just talk to me
like a real person?

348
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:00,607
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

349
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:01,808
What makes you think
that I'm not being real?

350
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,243
Because I know
exactly what you're‐‐

351
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,711
because I know
exactly what you're doing.

352
00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:06,647
(laughs)

353
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,516
This is fucked.
I don't know what this is.

354
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:14,421
Why am I sitting here
talking to myself?

355
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:17,558
(laughs)

356
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,725
This is fu...

357
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:20,961
Hey‐‐no, no‐‐

358
00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:23,063
hey, do you wanna come back
to my place?

359
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,398
I've got this fantastic‐‐

360
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,732
BOTH: Wine from Argentina,
and I could show you

361
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,467
a thing or two on that guitar
I was talking about.

362
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,170
Wow.
Exactly.

363
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,739
Like, I can't believe
how in tune we are.

364
00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:34,641
(sighs)

365
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,259
Breathe.

366
00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:53,694
Oh!

367
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,030
Oh, sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.

368
00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:59,499
How the hell
did you get in here?

369
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:03,203
Uh...I live here?

370
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,806
You have a really quirky sense
of humor.

371
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:07,274
I like it.

372
00:20:14,348 --> 00:20:16,850
Okay, I'm serious, dude.
You need to get the fuck out.

373
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,585
Oh.

374
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,120
Okay.
I'm sorry.

375
00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:21,755
Thought we were having
a good time.

376
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:35,903
Oh, no, I'm not pressuring you
to have wine or anything.

377
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:37,137
I'm just trying to be
a good host.

378
00:20:37,204 --> 00:20:38,772
You can say no.

379
00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:40,874
I just want you to go.

380
00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:42,709
Okay.
I will.

381
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,316
Can you just tell me
what I did wrong?

382
00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:51,552
Because I feel like I've been
nice about everything,

383
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,321
and I'm a little confused
as to why you're so angry.

384
00:20:54,388 --> 00:20:57,124
Parker, you are
so full of shit.

385
00:20:57,191 --> 00:20:58,625
Whoa. Whoa.

386
00:20:58,692 --> 00:20:59,993
The guitar thing
and the wine thing,

387
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,328
it's all bullshit.

388
00:21:01,395 --> 00:21:03,063
Everything you say is bullshit

389
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:04,965
because I know for a fact

390
00:21:05,032 --> 00:21:09,002
that you're nothing
but a fucking loser.

391
00:21:20,681 --> 00:21:21,715
Come here, Parker.

392
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:22,716
Come here.

393
00:21:31,992 --> 00:21:33,961
‐Ah, dude! What the fuck?
‐What?

394
00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:36,563
There is something deeply wrong
with you, you know that?

395
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,232
Whoa, you were throwing
all these mixed signals,

396
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,766
so I just thought‐‐I was‐‐

397
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:43,270
(both grunting)

398
00:21:43,337 --> 00:21:44,338
Get off!

399
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:47,007
Get off me!
Get off!

400
00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:49,309
Why are you acting so crazy?

401
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,110
(screams)

402
00:21:50,177 --> 00:21:52,012
(glass shatters)

403
00:22:07,094 --> 00:22:08,262
(gasps)

404
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,713
(soft music)

405
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:33,587
♪♪ ♪♪

406
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:05,986
(bombastic techno music)

407
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:10,891
♪♪ ♪♪

408
00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:12,659
(brakes squeak)

409
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:18,098
BOTH: Hey. How's it going?

410
00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:19,867
I'm good, man.
How are you?

411
00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:21,668
(both laugh identically)

412
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:24,137
Uh...

413
00:23:24,204 --> 00:23:26,840
oh, my God.

414
00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:28,876
♪♪ Gonna change things up
a little bit ♪♪

415
00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:31,345
(both blow raspberries)

416
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:34,414
♪♪ And I say, "Here's a song ♪♪

417
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:38,285
♪♪ That you've never heard
before" ♪♪

418
00:23:38,352 --> 00:23:40,487
(both riff identically)

419
00:23:43,056 --> 00:23:45,492
This is wild.

420
00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:49,196
I don't really know
what to do now.

421
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,499
(mouthing words)

422
00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,501
(zaps)

423
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,643
(upbeat music)

424
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:07,681
♪♪ ♪♪

425
00:24:07,748 --> 00:24:11,118
SINGER: ♪♪ Ooh ♪♪

426
00:24:11,185 --> 00:24:15,756
♪♪ Oh ♪♪

427
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:19,793
♪♪ Ooh ♪♪

428
00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:23,931
♪♪ Oh ♪♪

429
00:24:23,997 --> 00:24:27,100
♪♪ You are light ♪♪

430
00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:31,238
♪♪ And I believe it's so ♪♪

431
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:35,008
♪♪ Wake up tonight ♪♪

432
00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:40,047
♪♪ And make me glow ♪♪

433
00:24:40,113 --> 00:24:43,851
♪♪ Ooh ♪♪

434
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:48,155
♪♪ They all come forth ♪♪

435
00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:51,859
♪♪ Ooh ♪♪

436
00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:56,363
♪♪ Those waves of gold ♪♪

437
00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:59,433
‐(clear music)
‐CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪