1 00:00:02,710 --> 00:00:04,946 (sound of water splashing) 2 00:00:05,012 --> 00:00:06,848 (snort) 3 00:00:09,550 --> 00:00:10,885 (ahem) 4 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:15,022 ‐(wind whooshing) ‐Whoa...whoa... 5 00:00:15,089 --> 00:00:16,958 WOMAN: Aah! Aah! 6 00:00:17,024 --> 00:00:18,326 (overlapping screams) 7 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,627 MAN: Aah! 8 00:00:19,694 --> 00:00:22,764 (siren wailing) 9 00:00:22,830 --> 00:00:25,333 (energetic music) 10 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,436 (mellow music) 11 00:00:28,503 --> 00:00:32,206 ♪♪ ♪♪ 12 00:00:32,522 --> 00:00:34,591 WENDY: Of course, immediately after the date, 13 00:00:34,658 --> 00:00:36,026 Carrie texts me: 14 00:00:36,092 --> 00:00:37,927 "I think he's the one." 15 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,162 ‐GUESTS: Aw... ‐Aw. 16 00:00:39,229 --> 00:00:42,232 TOMMY: Jae also texted me after the date. 17 00:00:42,299 --> 00:00:45,135 He said, "Yo, you hungry, bro?" 18 00:00:45,201 --> 00:00:46,636 ‐(laughter) ‐No, you didn't! 19 00:00:46,703 --> 00:00:48,805 ‐No, I‐I did. I was hungry! What? 20 00:00:48,872 --> 00:00:50,640 WENDY: He is always hungry. 21 00:00:50,707 --> 00:00:52,075 (scattered laughs) 22 00:00:52,142 --> 00:00:53,977 But seriously, I'm just so happy 23 00:00:54,044 --> 00:00:55,545 the two of you found each other. 24 00:00:55,612 --> 00:00:57,847 The way you guys look at each other, 25 00:00:57,914 --> 00:00:59,416 it's just... 26 00:00:59,482 --> 00:01:01,751 I'm still hoping one of my Tinder dates 27 00:01:01,818 --> 00:01:04,454 will turn out that way. (chuckles) 28 00:01:04,521 --> 00:01:06,690 Won't be waiting with bated breath. 29 00:01:06,756 --> 00:01:10,527 Um...so, uh, I'd like to make a toast. 30 00:01:11,962 --> 00:01:14,364 To Carrie and Jae. 31 00:01:14,431 --> 00:01:16,166 ‐MAN: Carrie and Jae. ‐You guys are just 32 00:01:16,232 --> 00:01:18,034 truly meant for each other. 33 00:01:18,101 --> 00:01:20,236 ‐TOMMY: We love you. ‐WENDY: Love you guys. 34 00:01:20,303 --> 00:01:21,705 ‐BOTH: Cheers. ‐Hear, hear. 35 00:01:21,771 --> 00:01:23,206 ‐GUESTS: Cheers. ‐(whispering) I love you. 36 00:01:23,273 --> 00:01:24,641 (whispering) I love you too. 37 00:01:24,708 --> 00:01:26,710 (applause) 38 00:01:28,678 --> 00:01:31,648 All right. Thank you so much. 39 00:01:31,715 --> 00:01:34,184 To the maid of honor and the best man right there, 40 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:36,286 thank you for that wonderful speech. 41 00:01:36,353 --> 00:01:38,254 Uh, you know, fun fact, the, uh, 42 00:01:38,321 --> 00:01:40,023 best man Tommy here‐‐ 43 00:01:40,090 --> 00:01:42,559 he used to date the bride a long time ago. 44 00:01:42,626 --> 00:01:45,061 You're still the best man, huh? 45 00:01:45,128 --> 00:01:47,063 I don't know what thing you guys got goin' on, 46 00:01:47,130 --> 00:01:48,632 but I like it. 47 00:01:49,899 --> 00:01:51,468 Okay, uh, anyway, 48 00:01:51,534 --> 00:01:53,870 we have a fun throwback video for you guys, 49 00:01:53,937 --> 00:01:57,073 so I can stop talking and... get to drinkin'. 50 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:59,876 ‐Thank God. Okay. ‐(light laughter) 51 00:01:59,943 --> 00:02:02,846 (light jazz music) 52 00:02:02,912 --> 00:02:06,049 ♪♪ ♪♪ 53 00:02:06,116 --> 00:02:09,085 ‐Aw. ‐Holy crap, you're so cute. 54 00:02:10,253 --> 00:02:14,157 ‐How can anyone not love you? ‐(chuckles) 55 00:02:14,224 --> 00:02:17,727 (jazzy music continues) 56 00:02:17,794 --> 00:02:20,964 ♪♪ ♪♪ 57 00:02:21,031 --> 00:02:22,532 MAN: Yo, Carrie. 58 00:02:22,599 --> 00:02:25,135 Do your impression of Professor Dong. 59 00:02:25,201 --> 00:02:27,404 ‐WOMAN: Do it, do it! ‐(laughter) 60 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:28,905 (exaggerated accent) Escuse me... 61 00:02:28,972 --> 00:02:31,341 ‐WOMAN: Yes! ‐I am Profassor Dong. 62 00:02:31,408 --> 00:02:33,843 ‐(laughter) ‐CARRIE: Why you laugh? 63 00:02:33,910 --> 00:02:37,213 Why you laugh? This class is serious! 64 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,515 You must respect the professor. 65 00:02:38,581 --> 00:02:40,617 There will be no laughing! 66 00:02:40,684 --> 00:02:42,652 (guests murmuring) 67 00:02:42,719 --> 00:02:44,955 You must get a hundred percent... 68 00:02:45,021 --> 00:02:47,023 ‐(softly) Oh, my God. ‐CARRIE: In matematics! 69 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:48,425 (whimpers) Ohh... 70 00:02:48,491 --> 00:02:49,759 ‐(laughter, chatter) ‐CARRIE: Why you laugh? 71 00:02:49,826 --> 00:02:51,995 (softly) Can you get them to turn it off? 72 00:02:52,062 --> 00:02:53,163 ‐Jae. Jae. ‐What? 73 00:02:53,229 --> 00:02:54,331 Please get them to turn it off. 74 00:02:54,397 --> 00:02:56,566 Okay, yeah, yeah, I got it. 75 00:02:56,633 --> 00:02:57,867 CARRIE: You must be respectful! 76 00:02:57,934 --> 00:02:59,703 Oh my God. 77 00:02:59,769 --> 00:03:01,404 Uh, can you stop this? 78 00:03:01,471 --> 00:03:03,873 ‐Oh. Yeah. ‐Yeah. 79 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:06,076 Ha ha ha ha ha ha‐‐ 80 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:08,945 ‐(both laughing) ‐Nice one, cuz! 81 00:03:09,012 --> 00:03:10,647 (continue laughing) 82 00:03:10,714 --> 00:03:13,650 Okay, okay, uh, th‐that was cute, right? 83 00:03:13,717 --> 00:03:16,553 Uh, little Jae and Carrie. (chuckles) 84 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:17,754 Whoo! 85 00:03:19,823 --> 00:03:21,758 Where's the dessert, hmm? 86 00:03:21,825 --> 00:03:23,927 I'm gonna find the dessert person. 87 00:03:23,994 --> 00:03:25,528 W‐we should get some dessert. 88 00:03:25,595 --> 00:03:27,964 I'm‐‐I'm gonna find the dessert. 89 00:03:28,031 --> 00:03:31,401 (guests whispering) 90 00:03:31,468 --> 00:03:33,203 I‐‐ 91 00:03:34,237 --> 00:03:37,140 (energetic music) 92 00:03:37,207 --> 00:03:40,276 ♪♪ ♪♪ 93 00:03:40,343 --> 00:03:43,246 (hard rock music) 94 00:03:43,313 --> 00:03:46,449 ♪♪ ♪♪ 95 00:03:47,617 --> 00:03:49,919 I know, it's like what did he expect‐‐ 96 00:03:49,986 --> 00:03:51,621 not being hung, drawn, and quartered? 97 00:03:51,688 --> 00:03:53,790 (laughing) That is horrible! 98 00:03:53,857 --> 00:03:55,358 (both chuckling) 99 00:03:55,425 --> 00:03:57,060 Ohh...I must admit, 100 00:03:57,127 --> 00:03:59,362 it is a huge relief meeting someone 101 00:03:59,429 --> 00:04:01,431 who I can just have a laugh with. 102 00:04:01,498 --> 00:04:04,000 It's a nice change from all the creeps I've been meeting. 103 00:04:04,067 --> 00:04:07,070 It's just been so tough. 104 00:04:07,137 --> 00:04:09,706 I'm sorry you've been through that. 105 00:04:09,773 --> 00:04:11,308 Honestly. 106 00:04:11,374 --> 00:04:13,310 (low background chatter) 107 00:04:13,376 --> 00:04:15,211 Anyway, what else do you do, 108 00:04:15,278 --> 00:04:18,281 apart from... tell horrible stories? 109 00:04:18,348 --> 00:04:20,116 ‐(both laughing) ‐They weren't that horrible. 110 00:04:20,183 --> 00:04:22,419 Uh, no, well, uh, I'm a knight's sort of man. 111 00:04:22,485 --> 00:04:25,088 Um...really into the jousting scene. 112 00:04:25,155 --> 00:04:27,357 Huge Evil Druid supporter. 113 00:04:27,424 --> 00:04:28,758 ‐And then, um‐‐ ‐Wait‐‐what? 114 00:04:28,825 --> 00:04:29,793 (laughs) Oh, right. 115 00:04:29,859 --> 00:04:32,329 Yeah, I know, jousting. It's kinda mainstream. 116 00:04:32,395 --> 00:04:34,364 Sorry, you support the Evil Druid 117 00:04:34,431 --> 00:04:36,132 that's‐‐that's walking around our town 118 00:04:36,199 --> 00:04:38,268 turning people into snakes? 119 00:04:38,335 --> 00:04:40,070 (ominous music) 120 00:04:40,136 --> 00:04:41,404 (chortling) 121 00:04:41,471 --> 00:04:47,010 (ominous chorus singing) 122 00:04:47,077 --> 00:04:48,511 Kay, right, yeah. 123 00:04:48,578 --> 00:04:50,447 You're an Evil Druid skeptic. 124 00:04:50,513 --> 00:04:52,616 That's fine‐‐we don't have to agree on everything. 125 00:04:52,682 --> 00:04:54,651 (stammering) I‐‐ Are you insane? 126 00:04:54,718 --> 00:04:57,287 He's literally killing innocent people! 127 00:04:57,354 --> 00:04:59,556 Uh, not killing. Turning into snakes. 128 00:04:59,623 --> 00:05:01,391 Besides, he's part of our culture. 129 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:02,959 Just look at our flag. 130 00:05:03,026 --> 00:05:05,762 (fanfare) 131 00:05:05,829 --> 00:05:08,298 ‐I just‐‐I‐‐ ‐I mean, he's the foundation 132 00:05:08,365 --> 00:05:10,367 of our entire economy. 133 00:05:10,433 --> 00:05:13,003 ‐(genteel music) ‐Ha ha. Look, Mom. 134 00:05:13,069 --> 00:05:14,838 I'm the Evil Druid! 135 00:05:14,904 --> 00:05:17,307 MAN: It just wouldn't be the same without him. 136 00:05:17,374 --> 00:05:19,509 Mm, these oats are great, by the way. 137 00:05:19,576 --> 00:05:21,277 I saw my own mother turned into snakes 138 00:05:21,344 --> 00:05:23,513 before my very eyes. 139 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:25,315 Can we just go back to, like... 140 00:05:25,382 --> 00:05:27,984 three minutes ago and forget about this Evil Druid stuff, 141 00:05:28,051 --> 00:05:29,653 do you think? It would just be so silly 142 00:05:29,719 --> 00:05:31,621 to let such a small difference of opinion‐‐ 143 00:05:31,688 --> 00:05:33,957 ‐Not really a small‐‐ ‐I really like you. 144 00:05:34,024 --> 00:05:35,458 Okay? 145 00:05:35,525 --> 00:05:37,193 Listen. 146 00:05:37,260 --> 00:05:38,795 I've rendered this new tapestry. 147 00:05:38,862 --> 00:05:40,730 It's got pretty good reviews. 148 00:05:40,797 --> 00:05:43,066 I was thinking maybe we could take this back to my place... 149 00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:45,001 (genteel pipe music) 150 00:05:45,068 --> 00:05:46,303 (sighs) 151 00:05:46,369 --> 00:05:47,771 ♪♪ ♪♪ 152 00:05:47,837 --> 00:05:48,972 ‐(whooshing) ‐Uhh‐‐ 153 00:05:49,039 --> 00:05:49,973 Aah! 154 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,608 ♪♪ ♪♪ 155 00:05:53,143 --> 00:05:54,277 Help! 156 00:05:57,580 --> 00:05:58,949 ‐(horn blows) ‐Help! 157 00:05:59,015 --> 00:06:00,317 Help! 158 00:06:01,451 --> 00:06:04,554 (light, cheerful music) 159 00:06:04,621 --> 00:06:11,394 ♪♪ ♪♪ 160 00:06:26,576 --> 00:06:29,612 (cheerful music continues) 161 00:06:29,679 --> 00:06:36,519 ♪♪ ♪♪ 162 00:07:00,443 --> 00:07:03,279 (cheerful music continues) 163 00:07:03,346 --> 00:07:10,387 ♪♪ ♪♪ 164 00:07:34,244 --> 00:07:36,846 (cheerful music continues) 165 00:07:36,913 --> 00:07:42,819 ♪♪ ♪♪ 166 00:08:08,311 --> 00:08:10,013 (cheerful music continues) 167 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,148 (not audible) 168 00:08:12,215 --> 00:08:15,952 ♪♪ ♪♪ 169 00:08:16,019 --> 00:08:17,320 MILLER: As a psychologist, 170 00:08:17,387 --> 00:08:20,724 my unicorn is a man. 171 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:22,125 Full‐grown. 172 00:08:22,192 --> 00:08:25,695 He'd be CEO of Goldman Sachs, maybe. 173 00:08:25,762 --> 00:08:26,930 He sucks his thumb 174 00:08:26,997 --> 00:08:30,400 and dreams of suckling at his mother's breast. 175 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:32,569 He would go to the bathroom during work, 176 00:08:32,636 --> 00:08:35,872 take his nipples, squeeze them 177 00:08:35,939 --> 00:08:38,008 as he looks into his own eyes 178 00:08:38,074 --> 00:08:40,043 and say, "Mommy." 179 00:08:40,110 --> 00:08:42,245 And I have‐‐ I have friends 180 00:08:42,312 --> 00:08:44,414 who have caught that unicorn. 181 00:08:44,481 --> 00:08:47,350 It's more common than you'd think, but I never‐‐ 182 00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:50,153 they don't come to me. 183 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:51,621 (funky music) 184 00:08:51,688 --> 00:08:54,257 ♪♪ Babe take me by the hand ♪♪ 185 00:08:54,324 --> 00:08:59,529 ♪♪ But not because we've plenty ♪♪ 186 00:08:59,596 --> 00:09:02,365 Carrie, I swear...we reviewed all the photos they used. 187 00:09:02,432 --> 00:09:03,867 That was not in there. 188 00:09:03,933 --> 00:09:05,769 ‐I would never have put‐‐ ‐Yeah, none of us saw it. 189 00:09:05,835 --> 00:09:07,604 ‐WENDY: I'm so sorry. ‐How did it get in there? 190 00:09:07,671 --> 00:09:09,272 I have no idea. 191 00:09:09,339 --> 00:09:10,573 JAE: We'll figure it out. 192 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,008 ‐(whimpering) ‐WENDY: We're gonna 193 00:09:12,075 --> 00:09:14,311 figure it out, Carrie. 194 00:09:14,377 --> 00:09:16,313 ‐Are you‐‐ ‐(whispers) I got it, I got it. 195 00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:17,213 ‐It's fine. ‐WENDY: Yeah. 196 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,449 ‐It's fine. It's fine. ‐Okay. 197 00:09:20,216 --> 00:09:21,685 ‐That was terrible. ‐Yeah, of course! 198 00:09:30,827 --> 00:09:33,129 (breathing deeply) 199 00:09:33,196 --> 00:09:35,031 (whimpering) 200 00:09:35,098 --> 00:09:36,399 Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey. 201 00:09:36,466 --> 00:09:39,235 Babe‐‐ Uh, do you mind? 202 00:09:39,302 --> 00:09:42,339 I just want you to know that video was like 203 00:09:42,405 --> 00:09:44,107 from nine years ago. 204 00:09:44,174 --> 00:09:46,109 I‐I was so drunk, 205 00:09:46,176 --> 00:09:49,713 and we were just making fun of our asshole professor, 206 00:09:49,779 --> 00:09:52,449 and...(sighs). 207 00:09:52,515 --> 00:09:54,851 I know it was insensitive 208 00:09:54,918 --> 00:09:56,586 and that it was super racist, 209 00:09:56,653 --> 00:09:59,089 and I'm just so sorry you saw that. 210 00:09:59,155 --> 00:10:02,359 (crying) And I know... 211 00:10:02,425 --> 00:10:04,194 if you're mad, I‐I totally understand, 212 00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:06,463 and I'm just‐‐it's‐‐ 213 00:10:06,529 --> 00:10:08,398 (whispers) It's inexcusable. 214 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,135 Okay, uh... 215 00:10:13,637 --> 00:10:14,904 It's okay. 216 00:10:14,971 --> 00:10:17,240 I‐it's okay. I'm not, uh... 217 00:10:17,307 --> 00:10:18,842 I'm not mad. I promise. 218 00:10:18,908 --> 00:10:20,443 All right? 219 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:23,413 It was...a long time ago. 220 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,849 I mean, God, I did a lotta stupid shit in college 221 00:10:25,915 --> 00:10:27,651 too, right? 222 00:10:27,717 --> 00:10:30,053 And look, uh, trust me. 223 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,988 My parents have said way more offensive shit 224 00:10:32,055 --> 00:10:34,457 ‐than you ever could. ‐(laughs) 225 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:39,195 Mm. I love you. 226 00:10:39,262 --> 00:10:41,931 I love you too. 227 00:10:41,998 --> 00:10:43,600 (sniffling) 228 00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:52,208 Do I have to go back out there? 229 00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:55,312 Well, yeah, I mean, it's our wedding, right? 230 00:10:55,378 --> 00:10:57,347 ‐(groans) ‐Let's just promise 231 00:10:57,414 --> 00:10:59,549 to never show that video to our future kids. 232 00:10:59,616 --> 00:11:01,451 For both the accent and the hair. 233 00:11:01,518 --> 00:11:03,119 ‐'Cause...yeah. ‐(laughing) 234 00:11:03,186 --> 00:11:05,088 ‐Right? Yeah. ‐Okay. 235 00:11:05,155 --> 00:11:06,823 How's my makeup? 236 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:08,925 You look great, baby. 237 00:11:08,992 --> 00:11:11,127 (inhales) 238 00:11:12,929 --> 00:11:14,331 (low chatter) 239 00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:16,066 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 240 00:11:16,132 --> 00:11:18,034 (chatter trails off) 241 00:11:18,101 --> 00:11:20,036 Hi, honey. You're doin' great. 242 00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:21,972 JAE: It's okay. It's fine. 243 00:11:22,038 --> 00:11:23,640 Uh, hey, guys, 244 00:11:23,707 --> 00:11:25,408 I had written on the schedule right now 245 00:11:25,475 --> 00:11:27,243 bride and groom visit each table 246 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:28,411 and have a toast. 247 00:11:28,478 --> 00:11:29,913 ‐CARRIE: Uh‐uh. ‐JAE: Yeah. 248 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,348 Maybe‐‐maybe we should skip that. 249 00:11:31,414 --> 00:11:32,983 ‐Yeah, yeah. ‐Can you start the music? 250 00:11:33,049 --> 00:11:35,652 The music, yeah. Quiet as can be in here. 251 00:11:35,719 --> 00:11:36,953 Hey, fellas, uh, 252 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,755 you guys mind jumpin' up on there now? 253 00:11:38,822 --> 00:11:41,291 You know, do what you do, okay? Just lighten the mood. 254 00:11:41,358 --> 00:11:42,325 ‐Yeah, yeah. ‐Okay. 255 00:11:42,392 --> 00:11:44,527 Save the night. Thank you. 256 00:11:57,674 --> 00:11:59,042 ‐(upbeat music) ‐Come on, everybody. 257 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,176 ♪♪ ♪♪ 258 00:12:00,243 --> 00:12:02,078 Let's have a little fun out there! 259 00:12:02,145 --> 00:12:03,713 ♪♪ ♪♪ 260 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:05,248 MAN: Who wants to dance? 261 00:12:10,153 --> 00:12:12,455 ‐Can we talk for a second? ‐Yeah, we're just getting ready 262 00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:14,124 ‐for the first dance. ‐Yeah, well, 263 00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:15,759 this is important, so... 264 00:12:15,825 --> 00:12:17,360 ‐♪♪ You think that I'm just ♪♪ ‐Fine. 265 00:12:17,427 --> 00:12:19,429 ♪♪ I'm just chasin' the sunset ♪♪ 266 00:12:19,496 --> 00:12:21,631 Carrie needs to apologize. 267 00:12:21,698 --> 00:12:23,600 ‐Come on, Young‐Ae. ‐Are you gonna set the example 268 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,468 to these young kids that that kinda behavior 269 00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:26,770 can occur in public... ‐Okay, okay‐‐ 270 00:12:26,836 --> 00:12:28,405 And the perpetrator can just brush it off 271 00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:29,739 and sweep it under the rug? 272 00:12:29,806 --> 00:12:31,908 Okay, look, it was a joke, obviously a joke, 273 00:12:31,975 --> 00:12:33,443 and it was a long time ago, 274 00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:34,911 and she is not brushing it off. 275 00:12:34,978 --> 00:12:37,213 She apologized to me, and I said that it was fine. 276 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,416 Okay, well, she needs to apologize to everyone here, 277 00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:41,284 because everyone had to witness her racism. 278 00:12:41,351 --> 00:12:42,986 Oh, uh, Carrie is not a racist. 279 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,221 Oh, she's not a racist? Really? 280 00:12:45,288 --> 00:12:46,756 Did you‐‐did you see the video? 281 00:12:46,823 --> 00:12:48,892 (whispering) Yes, yes, yes, I saw the video. 282 00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:50,527 Everyone saw the video. 283 00:12:50,593 --> 00:12:52,429 And I have been with her for six years... 284 00:12:52,495 --> 00:12:54,397 ‐Oh, my God. ‐And, hey, those 15 seconds 285 00:12:54,464 --> 00:12:56,232 don't define who she is. 286 00:12:56,299 --> 00:12:58,702 I can't believe you're defending her. 287 00:12:58,768 --> 00:13:00,537 Um...she's my wife, 288 00:13:00,603 --> 00:13:02,439 and in case you haven't noticed, this is my wedding, 289 00:13:02,505 --> 00:13:04,207 okay, not your Twitter account. 290 00:13:04,274 --> 00:13:05,842 Hey, what is that supposed to mean? 291 00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:07,544 It means stop making this about yourself. 292 00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:09,112 No, no, no, this isn't about me. 293 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,014 Ha ha ha. You are using this situation 294 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:13,383 to make yourself feel important, like you always do. 295 00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:15,852 You hijack everything so your opinion can be heard. 296 00:13:15,919 --> 00:13:17,020 Okay, you know what? 297 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,722 At least I stand up for my people, okay? 298 00:13:18,788 --> 00:13:20,624 You always acted white, wanted to be white, 299 00:13:20,690 --> 00:13:22,325 ‐gave yourself a white name... ‐Oh, gave myself a white name. 300 00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:23,994 And look‐‐ now you're marrying white! 301 00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:25,562 ‐Oh, s‐‐ ‐Hey, what's going on here? 302 00:13:25,629 --> 00:13:27,397 Yeah, you need to apologize to everyone here. 303 00:13:27,464 --> 00:13:28,999 Uh, no, she doesn't. Baby, no, you don't. 304 00:13:29,065 --> 00:13:30,567 You're silencing me? 305 00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:33,236 Excuse me‐‐I will cancel this wedding so fast. 306 00:13:33,303 --> 00:13:34,704 Yo, snowflake, 307 00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:36,339 don't be so sensitive, all right? 308 00:13:36,406 --> 00:13:37,440 Everyone else is having a good time. 309 00:13:37,507 --> 00:13:38,842 Bobby, stay out of it, please. 310 00:13:38,908 --> 00:13:42,345 Ooh, I'm sorry for my toxic masculinity, 311 00:13:42,412 --> 00:13:43,780 but I feel like Jae's sister here 312 00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:46,182 is throwing microaggressions at me, right? 313 00:13:46,249 --> 00:13:48,852 Right? (laughs) 314 00:13:48,918 --> 00:13:51,554 Guys, it was a joke. 315 00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:52,822 Chill! 316 00:13:52,889 --> 00:13:56,126 (music continues) 317 00:13:56,192 --> 00:13:57,827 ‐Really? ‐Oh! No, no, no, no! 318 00:13:57,894 --> 00:13:59,663 (overlapping shouting) 319 00:14:05,735 --> 00:14:06,670 (bang bang) 320 00:14:06,736 --> 00:14:07,837 (bang) 321 00:14:09,706 --> 00:14:12,440 ‐(genteel pipe music) ‐I know that he's, like, funny 322 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,942 and interesting and good looking, 323 00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:16,778 and...(sighs) I don't know. 324 00:14:16,844 --> 00:14:18,713 It's just this Evil Druid thing. 325 00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:20,915 Why does it have to be such a big deal, though? 326 00:14:20,982 --> 00:14:23,251 I mean, is it‐‐is it the most important thing 327 00:14:23,318 --> 00:14:24,686 in the world? 328 00:14:24,752 --> 00:14:26,654 Well, like‐‐(huffs) if it was just the Evil Druid, 329 00:14:26,721 --> 00:14:28,423 that's one thing, but he's also started 330 00:14:28,489 --> 00:14:30,491 banging on about how great and cleansing 331 00:14:30,558 --> 00:14:32,493 the Eagle of Fire is. 332 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:36,564 EAGLE: Who shall burn? 333 00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:38,366 Do I really wanna date someone 334 00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:41,436 who can support something that flew out of the pits of hell 335 00:14:41,502 --> 00:14:43,137 to destroy humanity? 336 00:14:43,204 --> 00:14:46,307 I mean, he‐‐he donates money to the damn thing! 337 00:14:46,374 --> 00:14:48,209 Every little bit 338 00:14:48,276 --> 00:14:50,645 counts! 339 00:14:50,712 --> 00:14:53,181 You're not going... 340 00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:55,817 to find, babe, this person 341 00:14:55,883 --> 00:14:58,619 who wants to overthrow the Evil Druid, 342 00:14:58,686 --> 00:15:00,321 who wants to defeat the Eagle of Fire, 343 00:15:00,388 --> 00:15:02,023 who wants to banish the King of Frost 344 00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:04,959 back to his ice castle. 345 00:15:05,026 --> 00:15:07,128 And, you know, massage your entire body every night. 346 00:15:07,195 --> 00:15:08,830 ‐It's just not going to happen. ‐That would be lovely. 347 00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:10,498 ‐That would be lovely. ‐Yeah, it would be, 348 00:15:10,565 --> 00:15:12,000 ‐but it ain't happening. ‐But actually, please, 349 00:15:12,066 --> 00:15:14,002 don't get me started on the King of Frost. 350 00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:16,337 This morning, he said he found his ideas 351 00:15:16,404 --> 00:15:17,772 interesting. 352 00:15:17,839 --> 00:15:21,376 (weakly) I'm...so...cold... 353 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,312 I just‐‐I just feel you should be so happy 354 00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:26,314 that you found someone. 355 00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:29,050 I mean, you know, 356 00:15:29,117 --> 00:15:33,287 you were pretty miserable when you were single. 357 00:15:33,354 --> 00:15:35,723 Hmm. I guess. 358 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:39,027 (genteel pipe music) 359 00:15:39,093 --> 00:15:42,063 Premium donors get free T‐shirts! 360 00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:43,665 ♪♪ ♪♪ 361 00:15:44,332 --> 00:15:46,200 ‐ ♪♪ Gimme another chance ♪♪ 362 00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:48,202 ♪♪ ♪♪ 363 00:15:48,269 --> 00:15:49,771 ♪♪ Gimme another chance ♪♪ 364 00:15:49,837 --> 00:15:53,307 (mellow instrumentals) 365 00:15:53,374 --> 00:16:00,148 ♪♪ ♪♪ 366 00:16:03,885 --> 00:16:04,919 (dinging) 367 00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:08,589 (dinging) 368 00:16:09,991 --> 00:16:11,059 (dinging) 369 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:16,631 ♪♪ ♪♪ 370 00:16:18,266 --> 00:16:20,935 (bam bam) (dinging) 371 00:16:21,002 --> 00:16:27,508 ♪♪ ♪♪ 372 00:16:28,376 --> 00:16:29,610 (dinging) 373 00:16:36,818 --> 00:16:37,852 (dinging) 374 00:16:41,122 --> 00:16:43,891 (mellow music continues) 375 00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:48,029 ♪♪ ♪♪ 376 00:16:48,096 --> 00:16:49,130 (ding) 377 00:17:03,011 --> 00:17:09,050 ♪♪ ♪♪ 378 00:17:10,952 --> 00:17:12,453 (dinging) 379 00:17:13,354 --> 00:17:14,889 (dinging) 380 00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:26,901 (blip blip blip blip) 381 00:17:28,136 --> 00:17:30,972 (eerie sounds) 382 00:17:31,039 --> 00:17:32,774 (silence) 383 00:17:33,441 --> 00:17:35,209 (blip) 384 00:17:35,276 --> 00:17:36,244 ♪♪ ♪♪ 385 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:37,478 (dinging) 386 00:17:41,683 --> 00:17:43,618 ‐(mellow music) ‐(dinging) 387 00:17:44,986 --> 00:17:46,154 (whoosh, beep) 388 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:47,221 (dinging) 389 00:17:47,288 --> 00:17:51,192 (music echoing) 390 00:17:51,259 --> 00:17:58,066 ♪♪ ♪♪ 391 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:09,444 (beep) 392 00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:11,012 (dinging) 393 00:18:24,525 --> 00:18:27,095 (bird twittering) 394 00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:30,064 (energetic music) 395 00:18:30,131 --> 00:18:36,070 ♪♪ ♪♪ 396 00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:38,206 Sorry, are you looking at these tapestries? 397 00:18:38,272 --> 00:18:40,808 They're completely jumping the shark, right? 398 00:18:41,676 --> 00:18:43,745 I think I'm just gonna go to bed. 399 00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:45,113 Oh. 400 00:18:45,179 --> 00:18:47,782 Is everything...okay? 401 00:18:47,849 --> 00:18:49,484 Yeah. 402 00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:51,185 Right. Okay, well, 403 00:18:51,252 --> 00:18:52,820 I‐‐pfft‐‐it's only just 9:00, 404 00:18:52,887 --> 00:18:54,389 so I think I'm gonna head into town. 405 00:18:54,455 --> 00:18:56,224 The Demon Rabbit is going to execute 406 00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:59,227 a bunch of savages from the Sunflower Harmony tribe. 407 00:18:59,293 --> 00:19:00,528 ‐(sighs) ‐(huffs) 408 00:19:00,595 --> 00:19:02,296 It's a charity thing. 409 00:19:02,363 --> 00:19:04,132 It's to support city watchmen 410 00:19:04,198 --> 00:19:06,367 who've been fired for excessive violence, and‐‐ 411 00:19:06,434 --> 00:19:09,003 Oh, well, give them my best. 412 00:19:11,072 --> 00:19:13,207 That's really hurtful, you know? 413 00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:17,145 Yeah. Chopping people's heads off is really hurtful. 414 00:19:17,211 --> 00:19:20,248 Okay, and when you make fun of me like that, with your... 415 00:19:20,315 --> 00:19:23,017 sarcasm...it hurts. 416 00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:26,321 You know how insecure I am. I just‐‐I just feel... 417 00:19:26,387 --> 00:19:28,056 I never treat you like that. 418 00:19:28,122 --> 00:19:29,691 I let you have your opinions 419 00:19:29,757 --> 00:19:31,292 ‐without trying to change you. ‐The things you say 420 00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:32,560 are just so... (sighs) 421 00:19:32,627 --> 00:19:35,163 the Sunflower Harmony Tribe aren't savages. 422 00:19:35,229 --> 00:19:39,133 They literally worship the goddamn Sunflower of Harmony! 423 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,768 And see? See? There you go, 424 00:19:40,835 --> 00:19:42,737 just overwhelming me with facts. 425 00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:44,872 Just because you know stuff. 426 00:19:46,174 --> 00:19:49,210 You can make me feel really stupid, you know? 427 00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:51,012 It's what I believe. 428 00:19:51,079 --> 00:19:53,781 I'm sorry, but I don't know how to express it without‐‐ 429 00:19:53,848 --> 00:19:56,217 Please, I just‐‐ I really love you, 430 00:19:56,284 --> 00:19:59,954 and I respect you, and I'm just trying to make it work. 431 00:20:00,021 --> 00:20:02,724 It feels like if‐‐ if you're not judging me, 432 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:05,026 you're just being distant, and we got into this pattern, 433 00:20:05,093 --> 00:20:08,563 and I...I don't know if I can keep doing this. 434 00:20:08,629 --> 00:20:11,065 I'm sorry. 435 00:20:11,132 --> 00:20:14,168 ‐(sniffling) So am I. ‐I hate being like this. 436 00:20:14,235 --> 00:20:17,772 I really wanna make this work, just... 437 00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:20,141 just tell me what I need to do. 438 00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:25,546 All right, all right, oh, oh‐‐ 439 00:20:25,613 --> 00:20:26,848 hey, okay. 440 00:20:26,914 --> 00:20:29,350 Where are my city watchmen at? 441 00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:30,818 There they are! City watchmen 442 00:20:30,885 --> 00:20:33,154 in the house tonight! Okay. 443 00:20:33,221 --> 00:20:34,288 (crowd cheering) 444 00:20:34,355 --> 00:20:36,791 It's a flier! 445 00:20:36,858 --> 00:20:38,860 ‐Yes! Oh, my God. ‐Whoa! Did you see the head? 446 00:20:38,926 --> 00:20:40,495 ‐Ah, well done. ‐(laughing) Yeah, thank you. 447 00:20:40,561 --> 00:20:42,063 Lucky catch! 448 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:43,931 Oh, my God, we should put this on a spike 449 00:20:43,998 --> 00:20:45,099 next to our bed! 450 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:47,502 ‐Oh, u‐unless‐‐ ‐No, it's‐‐it's fine. 451 00:20:50,338 --> 00:20:51,806 Everything's fine. 452 00:20:51,873 --> 00:20:53,441 ‐(end chords) ‐(screaming) 453 00:20:53,508 --> 00:20:56,077 (backup beeping) 454 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,697 Aah! 455 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,632 (background chatter) 456 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:09,202 (soft music) 457 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:13,640 ♪♪ ♪♪ 458 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,176 (chirruping) 459 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:21,414 ♪♪ ♪♪ 460 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,918 (tooting) 461 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,955 (tooting) 462 00:21:29,022 --> 00:21:34,427 ♪♪ ♪♪ 463 00:21:36,196 --> 00:21:38,665 (chirruping) 464 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:40,533 MAN: What's the big idea? 465 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,902 (laughter) 466 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:49,276 (moody music) 467 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:55,448 ♪♪ ♪♪ 468 00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:03,890 (trumpeting) 469 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:11,298 ♪♪ ♪♪ 470 00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:14,634 (mellow tune) 471 00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:17,938 ♪♪ ♪♪ 472 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:21,007 ‐Should we keep playing? ‐Yeah, yeah, just keep going. 473 00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:23,176 ‐(overlapping shouting) ‐BOBBY: What'd I do? What? 474 00:22:23,243 --> 00:22:24,411 What? What? What? 475 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,746 ‐YOUNG‐AE: Move! I need to‐‐ ‐BOBBY: What? What? 476 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,350 ‐YOUNG‐AE: Let go! ‐BOBBY: Hey! 477 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:33,153 ‐As Carrie's mother... ‐CARRIE: (sniffling) 478 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:36,623 on behalf of my entire family, 479 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,458 I just wanted to reiterate 480 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:42,963 that we are all going to take time to... 481 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,365 reflect on our words and actions. 482 00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:49,636 I think we've learned something here today. 483 00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:53,873 And I hope that the joining together of our families 484 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:58,144 will continue to teach us how to be understanding. 485 00:23:00,347 --> 00:23:02,315 I fully apologize 486 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,484 on behalf of Carrie 487 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,987 and our entire family. 488 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,190 ‐Carrie? ‐(whimpering) 489 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,459 (whispering) 490 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:17,964 Thank you. 491 00:23:18,031 --> 00:23:20,000 On behalf of my family, 492 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,169 we fully accept your apology and look forward to 493 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:26,006 further learning opportunities with you. 494 00:23:31,044 --> 00:23:34,414 (continues clapping) 495 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:41,388 ‐(mellow music playing) ‐JAE: Oh, already? 496 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:44,124 Okay. Okay. (laughs) 497 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:47,327 ‐Hey! Hey... ‐GUEST: Congratulations. 498 00:23:47,394 --> 00:23:48,828 ♪♪ ♪♪ 499 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,897 White wine, please. 500 00:23:51,932 --> 00:23:54,701 (light laugh) Sure could use a drink. 501 00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:57,437 Oh, please! Okay. 502 00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,773 Me pay for all this alcohol. 503 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,676 But everybody leaving early. 504 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,744 Such a shame. 505 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,947 So I drink a lot! (chuckling) 506 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,581 Yes. 507 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:11,451 Things got really, uh, silly, 508 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:13,553 but we are deeply sorry. 509 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,655 A‐and when I say silly, 510 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:18,191 I don't mean to say that discrimination 511 00:24:18,258 --> 00:24:20,226 ‐is silly. ‐No, I understand. 512 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,361 Thank you. 513 00:24:21,428 --> 00:24:23,129 Oh, okay, good. 514 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:24,297 I didn't want you to think that‐‐ 515 00:24:24,364 --> 00:24:27,500 No, no, no‐‐Jae's mom and I, we don't care. 516 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,769 We never care about race. 517 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:32,038 Young‐Ae, she... 518 00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:34,341 think everything is racist, so I don't know. 519 00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:35,609 She's too sensitive. 520 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:38,278 Young people just wanna find offense with everything. 521 00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:40,914 Yeah, you know, my wife tell Jae, 522 00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:43,550 you can marry anyone you want. 523 00:24:43,617 --> 00:24:45,852 white or Asian‐‐ 524 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:48,054 doesn't matter. 525 00:24:48,121 --> 00:24:51,391 Just not brown or Black people. 526 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,459 You know? 527 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:01,034 What a rude family. 528 00:25:01,101 --> 00:25:04,738 (band continues playing) 529 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:09,276 (Empress Of's "All For Nothing") 530 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:10,477 ♪♪ ♪♪ 531 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:13,346 ‐ ♪♪ I like to ♪♪ 532 00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:15,515 ♪♪ Keep my ♪♪ 533 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:18,551 ♪♪ Stories untold ♪♪ 534 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:20,453 ♪♪ You like ♪♪ 535 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,723 ♪♪ To push me ♪♪ 536 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:26,393 ♪♪ Around till I fold ♪♪ 537 00:25:26,459 --> 00:25:30,163 ♪♪ Our paradise ♪♪ 538 00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:33,700 ♪♪ Of fool's gold ♪♪ 539 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:37,771 ♪♪ I like to ♪♪ 540 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,973 ♪♪ Know, all I wanna know ♪♪ 541 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,009 ♪♪ Is it all for nothin' ♪♪ 542 00:25:43,076 --> 00:25:44,978 ♪♪ We'll be ♪♪ 543 00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:48,048 ♪♪ Could be, all I wanna know ♪♪ 544 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:50,917 ♪♪ Is it all for nothin' ♪♪ 545 00:25:50,984 --> 00:25:54,487 ♪♪ Can we be free ♪♪ 546 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:57,557 ♪♪ All I wanna know, is it all for nothin' ♪♪ 547 00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:02,295 ♪♪ ♪♪ 548 00:26:02,362 --> 00:26:05,398 ♪♪ All I wanna know is it all for nothin' ♪♪ 549 00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:10,103 ♪♪ ♪♪ 550 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:12,772 voices: Yes!