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DISTANT CLUB MUSIC POUNDS CHUCKLES

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I only smoke at the stag dos.

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And bank holidays.

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Can I have a drag? No.

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Sorry, but no.

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I need to smoke it all.

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Sorry. Can I just... Fine.

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THEY CHUCKLE
Hey! The bachelor himself.

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How's it going, buddy?

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The best.

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I love you guys.

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Oh, my God. I love you.
We love you.

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And I love Jessie.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. She's all right.

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No, I mean I still love Jessie.

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Yeah. That's cool.

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Nice one.

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It's a cool thing.

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You guys want a drink?

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Nah, nah, I'm not...
No, thank you. Yeah. Go party.

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INDISTINCT CHATTER

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Man, we have got to find some food.

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Hm. Ooh, they've got kebabs.

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OFFBEAT RHYTHMIC PIANO CHORDS PLAY
HIGH-PITCHED SYNTH PIPES PLAY

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Oh, shit.
SIGHS

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Oh, God, I can't take Liam.

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Steve, you've got to make sure
she can text her new boyfriend.

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Oh, shut up. There we go. Stop it. CHUCKLING

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Well, I just think you should
have run it by the group first

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before you decided to invite
some guy.

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You invited your hairdresser
to Cornwall last year.

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Yeah, but she was great, right?

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She was. Aw, she was...
How's she doing? Is she well?

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I loved her... Really well.
Well, Liam is cool and good,

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great too, OK?

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And also, I definitely
put it on the group chat.

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Well, I didn't realise I was coming
on a couples holiday, Jessie.

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It's not a couples holiday, Shivani.

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And also, I mean, like,
Joe doesn't have anyone.

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Sorry, Joe.
I didn't mean it like that.

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Oh, I'm fine with it. Honestly.

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Bridget would have
eaten all the crisps.

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All the more for me.
DOOR CLICKS SHUT

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Well, well, well.
We're entering our post-Tom era.

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We're not entering a
post-Tom era, OK?

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Also, actually, Steve and Ian,

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they went on a stag do,
so that's actually the real betrayal.

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J'accuse. J'accuse!

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I wish I hadn't gone.

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What? I had a great time.

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SCOFFS
All right. Do I just, what do we do?

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Do I text him and cancel
or something?

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Absolutely not. He's coming.

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Well, Jessie, shall we put
your stuff in your room?

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Hey? Come on.

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Hey, maybe we should try
and keep the communal spaces

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a little tidy this weekend.

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What do we reckon?

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All right. Well, then, also,
maybe we can all just try

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and be like normal people as well

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because you are representing me
in front of this guy, right?

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Absolutely. Right. You are
at the top...

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Ooh!

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I can't eat any of that.

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Right.

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So it's actually a lot warmer
at the top of the house.

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And this is it.

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Home, sweet home.

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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Ben? Uh, what?

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First come, first served.

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Why did you book this place?

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Are you kidding me?!

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I checked multiple times
with everyone in the group chat

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and you all said
you were happy with that...

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Oh, my God! Shout loud, Steve! It's
not my fault if you don't like it!

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Jesus!

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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

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Please, please, please, please
swap rooms with me.

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I've already plugged my charger in.

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But it's like, it's a kid's room.

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I don't feel right.

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So you want me to sleep
in a child's bed

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and listen to you bang all night?

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No, no, no.

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I'll be so,
you won't hear me.

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I'm as quiet as a mouse.

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I know for a fact you're not.

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Oh...

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JESSIE SIGHS

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JESSIE GRUNTS
Stop. Stop, Jessie! No...

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Stop it! Just be a good friend.

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Oh! Leave it!

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Argh! Leave it!

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STRAINS
All your stuff is already there,
it's already there, come on.

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Stop... Please.

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Really? Yes.

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Yes.
DISTANT ARGUING

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God, I don't remember.

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Was I there? Yes.

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Yes, you were.
Tom said he still loved Jessie.

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Well, he was wasted.
Maybe he was talking about

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a different Jessie.
I'm not good at keeping secrets.

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OK? I have been burdened
with knowledge that I do not want.

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Just forget about it.

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I have a photographic memory.

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Oh, no, I'm so sorry.

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I like Bridget.

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I think you were sort of
born to get divorced.
KNOCKING ON DOOR

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Jessie!

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Liam's here!

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Oh, my God.

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Steve! Get the door!

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STEVE SIGHS
What do you think I should do?

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Just relax, man.

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Just try not to think about it, OK?
Yeah, OK. OK.

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SIGHS
Hey, mate.

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Yeah?

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Um, Sarah's pregnant again,
by the way.

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Just don't tell anyone.

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STEVE CLEARS THROAT

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What did I just say?

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Go and get the door and shut up!
Everyone, shut up! Shut up!

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I didn't say anything.

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Hi. Hello. Hi!

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You made it.

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I did.

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You should save yourself, though,

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right now because
they are animals in there.

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Oh. Yeah.
Well, it was nice knowing you.

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Yeah. Goodbye. Bye.

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JESSIE CHUCKLES
I'll open the door.

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GASPS
Hello! Hello.

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No. A man! A man.

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Oh, no. What are you doing?

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Sorry. Well, I'm sorry for trying
to create some memories.

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Welcome. Heya. Ian.

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Hi. Hi. This is everyone...
OVERLAPPING CHATTER

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Yeah, I'm actually having
a really nice time.

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Oh, that's great. Yeah.

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Afternoon. Hello there.

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What was that? I thought
people in the country

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were supposed to be friendly.

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Piece of shit.

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So, Liam, what's it like
having a real job?

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Shivani. What? I'm just surprised
to meet competent men our age.

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We're a rare breed.

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Sorry about that.
Are you taking the piss?

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Don't worry, honestly...
THEY CHAT INDISTINCTLY

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Oh, sorry. Oop. Whoo!

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You all right? Yeah, I'm fine.

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Thank you. You're welcome.

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Next time you're falling
on your arse.

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Really? Yeah.

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How you doing back there?

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Oh, yeah, yeah! Go ahead!

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No, I don't want
any special treatment!

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OK.

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GRUNTS EFFORTFULLY PANTS

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Do you think Jessie knows
what she wants?

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What are you on about?

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Just a general question.

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Do any of us know what we want?

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Right. You're weirding me out.

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Don't ask anyone weird questions
like that this weekend.

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Oh! Shit.

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I think I found magic mushrooms!

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Oh, shit.
Probably shouldn't yell that.

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Hey, you be careful on those.

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You know what you're like.

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I'm pretty good on magic...
Uh, remember Brussels?

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Is this your card?

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No.

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Ugh! I don't know...

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Hm?

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I don't feel anything.

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Maybe we were supposed to saute
them or something.

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No, we've just got to eat
some more. Got to eat a lot.

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I'm going to try one.
Ah, ah! No, definitely not.

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Why? That's really
controlling behaviour, Steve.

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Yeah, Steve. Why not?

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Because these,
these things can really fuck you up.

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IAN COUGHS

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No. None for me.

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That's disgusting.
It is disgusting.

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How are you doing, Ian?

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Yeah. Great. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, not, not feeling anything yet.

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Just feeling a little bit queasy.

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It is me speaking now, isn't it?

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Yeah, man. Yeah.

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Hi.

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Kate.

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Kate.

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Oh, no, I fell asleep.

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Let's get you to bed, OK?

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Oh... Ugh! Why can't I get up?

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Cos you're eight
months pregnant, I think.

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Oh, you remembered.

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Oh... Get her under the arms.

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THEY STRAIN
Everyone say goodnight to Kate.

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Night. Night-night.
Goodnight, Kate. Sleep well.

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Goodnight, guys. Goodnight.

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Are you all right? Yep.

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Oh, my God.

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Everyone goes crazy on mushrooms.

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I can't believe...

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SHIVANI LAUGHS

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What are you laughing at?

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You wouldn't get it.

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JESSIE STRAINS
Hmm. There you go.

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Jessie?

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Yeah.

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Did we have a good time?

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Yeah, we had a great time.

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Hm.

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Ugh, I'm having a baby soon.

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I know. You won't shut up about it.

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Jessie.

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Yes.

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Will you still tell me all your
secrets when the baby's born?

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Of course.

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Can I tell the baby
all your secrets?

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I don't have much of a choice,
do I? Hm.

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KATE BREATHES DEEPLY

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And the last time I did mushrooms,

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I had a conversation
with what turned out

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to be a very tall lamp.

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JESSIE LAUGHS
Are you high right now?

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No, I didn't take any.

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Wait. What?

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Sorry. Didn't you hear what I
just said about the lamp thing?

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JESSIE CHUCKLES
No, I actually wasn't listening

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to anything you were saying.

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That's fair. Yeah.

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Also, I didn't want to, er,
do anything embarrassing

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in front of your friends.

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Hm.

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I didn't take any mushrooms either.

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Oh. Yeah.

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So I suppose we're both...

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...of sound and sober mind.

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LIAM CHUCKLES

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We are.

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SLOW PIANO MUSIC

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QUIET JAZZ DRUMS PLAY Oh...

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THEY MOAN

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The beds are sliding.
The beds are sliding.

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I'm falling.
THEY LAUGH

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Oh. Hi. Oh, hi.

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Sorry. There we go.

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Er, Jessie?

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It's, er...

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I was sick.

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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

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In the sink.

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Oh, OK.

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Tom still loves you.

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OK.

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Tom's still in love with you.

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He told me about it in confidence
on the stag do.

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Hang on. Sorry. What are you...

263
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:55,040
But you're in love with Liam now,
so everything's fine.

264
00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,680
I didn't say I love Liam.

265
00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:58,920
Well, I don't...

266
00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,960
Maybe you should be with Tom, then.

267
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,200
Goodnight.

268
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,560
Ian...

269
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:12,120
FOOTSTEPS RECEDE

270
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,400
MELANCHOLY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

271
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,320
What the hell?

272
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,360
Jessie?

273
00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:30,600
Yeah?

274
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:36,040
I would spoon you, but I'm
afraid I'll fall down the gap again.

275
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,480
That's OK.

276
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,240
Goodnight.

277
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,440
Someone needs to swap beds with me.

278
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,240
My mattress feels like
it's filled with coins.

279
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,800
Well, I had an amazing sleep,

280
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,080
so I don't know
what you're talking about.

281
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,720
How are my little druggos
this morning?

282
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,600
Morning. Er... Also, was I dreaming

283
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,240
or did someone get into bed
with me for a bit last night?

284
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,080
Oh, no, that was me.
I got the wrong room. Sorry.

285
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,400
No, no.

286
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,640
It was nice.

287
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,560
Nothing happened or anything. Good.

288
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,280
Um, do you want some milk?
No, thanks.

289
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,600
I'm not even attracted to Sarah.

290
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,320
That's so rude.
I didn't mean it like that, Sarah.

291
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,880
Hey, um, can I borrow some of
your dandruff shampoo?

292
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,480
It's quite expensive.

293
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,720
Yeah.

294
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,800
No, cool. Yeah, yeah.
STEVE CLEARS THROAT

295
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,520
Morning.

296
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,800
Oh, morning.

297
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,520
There you go. Thank you.

298
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,760
That's all right.

299
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,080
JESSIE EXHALES SHARPLY

300
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,720
You all right? Mm-hmm.

301
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,560
Hm. It's just a lot
of people downstairs.

302
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:54,600
Yeah. My friends, but
they're just a lot of people. Hm.

303
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,600
PERSON CLEARS THROAT Hello.

304
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,880
Did you make relationship coffee?

305
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,360
I only have two hands.

306
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,320
And this is how you treat me?

307
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,480
No. Take mine, then.

308
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,680
Couples holiday.

309
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:12,880
Yeah.

310
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,360
Shivani!

311
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,040
Guys, Jessie made
relationship tea...

312
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,080
See what I mean?

313
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,840
...and she's gone back to bed!
I quite like her. No, you don't.

314
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,320
STEVE WINCES

315
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,840
Hey, where's Liam?

316
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,960
He's having a shower. Why?

317
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,680
OK, well, we need
some more firewood and

318
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,560
he looks like he knows
how to chop firewood.

319
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,320
Oh, yeah. Yeah, Liam's great.

320
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,040
Absolutely no problem
with him whatsoever.

321
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,440
Amazing guy.

322
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,120
Yeah. OK. I can do it.

323
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,920
Do you know how to chop firewood?

324
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,760
I've seen it in movies. I don't know.

325
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:43,920
Don't hurt yourself.

326
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,080
Yeah. All right.

327
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,680
Ow.

328
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,600
JESSIE BREATHES HEAVILY

329
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,560
OK.

330
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,760
Wow.

331
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,840
Rustic vibes.

332
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,240
What are you doing out here?

333
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,760
I'm providing for my family.

334
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,000
JESSIE GRUNTS
What the hell?

335
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,040
JESSIE GROANS

336
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,400
Hey. Liam seems lovely.

337
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,600
Yeah. Liam's great.

338
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,320
Yeah?

339
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,480
Are you all right?

340
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,760
Ian said you stormed off.

341
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,280
What else did he say to you?

342
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,440
Nothing.

343
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,440
Why is everyone being so crazy?

344
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,640
I'm the pregnant one.
I should be the crazy one.

345
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,080
I'm acting normal
and I'm feeling fine.

346
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,120
Right.

347
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,360
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ!

348
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,280
Oh, my God. Get a grip.

349
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,600
Motherfu...

350
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:48,240
Your energy is all off.
Why is this so hard? It's all off.

351
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,880
INDISTINCT CHATTER
No, I did, I put money
in the account for the land.

352
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,480
STEVE CLEARS THROAT
I was the one that wanted
to bag the land, Joe.

353
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,520
STEVE CLEARS THROAT
CHATTERING STOPS

354
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,480
Darkness falls on the village.

355
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,640
Villagers...

356
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,240
...close your eyes.

357
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,920
Just realised I didn't
check on the lamb.

358
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,960
Villagers, close your eyes
and shut up.

359
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,320
Because while you slumber,

360
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:19,760
a deadly threat stalks the streets.

361
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:23,240
Werewolves, open your eyes.

362
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,760
Quietly choose who you want to kill.

363
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,680
Werewolves, please make a decision.

364
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,200
OK, werewolves!

365
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,520
Close your eyes.

366
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,800
Detective, open your eyes.

367
00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,680
Detective, who would you
like to know about?

368
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,000
Detective, close your eyes.

369
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,160
Doctor, please open your eyes

370
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,120
and choose who they want
to save from death.

371
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:23,080
I hope the doctor knows
they can save anyone in the group.

372
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,800
Fine. Doctor, close your eyes.

373
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,280
Village, awaken.

374
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,080
THEY FAKE YAWN
THEY GRUNT

375
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,720
Good morning, village.

376
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,560
Except it's not a good morning

377
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,920
because unfortunately,
late last night,

378
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,400
while taking a stroll
with his beloved,

379
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,120
one of your villagers was...

380
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,720
Babe, hurry up.
We don't need the backstory.

381
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,720
Let's just... I always create a
nice sense of atmosphere.

382
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:47,760
Hurry up, Steve.

383
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,640
All right. Ian's dead.
Talk amongst yourselves.

384
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,760
What?
SORROWFUL MUTTERINGS

385
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,760
What? Gone before your time.

386
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,400
Aw! Wouldn't you agree?

387
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,280
Fit. Jessie...
A-ba-ba-ba-ba.

388
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,880
The dead cannot speak.

389
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,960
You've got one minute
to find a werewolf.

390
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,920
I vote Joe.

391
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,800
What the hell? Why Joe?

392
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,440
It's a necessary sacrifice.

393
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,200
I'm happy to... Oh, come on.

394
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,800
Look at that face.

395
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,160
He looks pretty innocent to me.

396
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,240
Sorry, this is so mean.

397
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,880
Bridget always said you
were snakes.

398
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,760
Jessie, I really don't think
it's Joe.

399
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,960
OK. Uh...

400
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,120
It's not personal, Joe.

401
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,080
It's just... It feels quite
personal. Well, it's not.

402
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,640
Let's... Well, it just feels
a bit personal

403
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,920
and I said it's not me. Don't worry,
Joe. I've got your back.

404
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:31,000
I know... I take it personally cos
it feels like a personal thing.

405
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,640
He knows it's not me. I vote Kate.

406
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,080
Excuse me?

407
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,760
Yeah, actually, this is a classic
werewolf move.

408
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,080
You've killed Ian to
throw us off the scent.

409
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,920
KATE SCOFFS
Oh, yeah, that is what I would do.

410
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,560
OK, you're the fucking werewolf.

411
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,960
Ooh. I'm not the one
getting defensive.

412
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,360
What's wrong with you?
There's nothing wrong with me.

413
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,280
Just because I told you
Tom still loves you.

414
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,640
You're not allowed to talk.

415
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,080
What? You're dead, so that's not...

416
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,160
Actually, you know what?
Go ahead, Ian.

417
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,320
I... You can talk.

418
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,600
Why did you tell me that?

419
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,480
Well, I don't know, Jessie. Why
did you kiss an engaged man, eh?

420
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,360
Ian! Fuck off. Jessie.

421
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,720
Whoa... Liam, d'you want to
come in the kitchen? Yeah.

422
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,000
OVERLAPPING VOICES
You don't need to hear any of this.

423
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,880
Why don't we, um...
Wait, where are you going?

424
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,240
I'm just going to check on the lamb.

425
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,280
Jessie...

426
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,400
Not cool.

427
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,560
Liam...

428
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,360
JESSIE SIGHS
I don't know why
you're shaking YOUR head.

429
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,880
I just, I don't know what kind
of bro chat you have with Tom

430
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,360
or whatever, but he is the one
who invited me to the theatre.

431
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,360
He is the one who kissed ME.

432
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,560
Sorry.

433
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,240
You kissed him at the theatre?

434
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,760
Yes.

435
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:43,160
I meant the wedding.
When you kissed him.

436
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,680
KATE SCOFFS
You kissed him again?

437
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,280
JESSIE EXHALES

438
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,560
Why didn't you tell me?

439
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,280
Because I knew this would happen.

440
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,560
I knew, I knew you would judge me.

441
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,360
No. No, I wouldn't have.

442
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,520
Yes, you would have.

443
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,080
Well...

444
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,120
...maybe if you made one
good decision in your life,

445
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,400
I wouldn't have to judge you.

446
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,600
How am I supposed to make
any good decisions

447
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,040
under that kind of pressure?

448
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,200
I don't have to tell you everything.

449
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,480
Right. OK.

450
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,640
I'm going for a walk.

451
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,440
I'm going for a walk.
No, I'm going for a walk first!

452
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,760
KATE SNIFFS
Kate.

453
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,800
Kate!
DOOR SLAMS

454
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,400
SHIVANI BLOWS A RASPBERRY

455
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,320
Steve and I are having
another fucking kid.

456
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,400
Nice.

457
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,920
Congratulations. BOTH: Cheers.

458
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,120
Thank you.

459
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,480
Are you happy?

460
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,400
Yeah. It's going to be great.

461
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,560
Yeah.

462
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,640
Hey, it's Tom.
Leave a message.

463
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,960
JESSIE SIGHS
ANSWERPHONE BEEPS
Hey, man.

464
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,240
Er, I don't know if you've
got your phone turned off

465
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,360
or you've blocked my number
or something like that.

466
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,800
But I just wanted to
reach out to you and say that

467
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:08,280
you're getting married,
so maybe just go do that.

468
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,720
So, yes, please do not
reach out to me ever again.

469
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,240
This is me reaching out to you to say

470
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,880
do not reach out.

471
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,400
Thank you.

472
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,640
JESSIE SIGHS

473
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,480
Hi.

474
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,720
Hi.

475
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,200
I'm sorry.

476
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,560
No, no, it's...

477
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,760
It's, um...

478
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,920
It's... Yeah.
LIAM SCOFFS SOFTLY

479
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,880
Listen, I might go home.

480
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,840
OK.
JESSIE SCOFFS SOFTLY

481
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,440
Actually...

482
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,480
...is it OK if we break up?

483
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,360
You don't have to ask for
permission for that. Um...

484
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,920
I don't really, I can't say no
after that, so...

485
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,240
Yeah. I guess.

486
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,720
It seems like such a waste.

487
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,760
JESSIE SNIFFS

488
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,920
Yeah.

489
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,200
Yeah, I know.

490
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,520
I just think...

491
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,800
I think you've got
some stuff to sort out.

492
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,320
You know?

493
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,560
Yeah.

494
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,600
JESSIE SNIFFS

495
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:55,560
Come here.
JESSIE SOBS QUIETLY

496
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,520
I'm such a fucking idiot.

497
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,760
Yeah, maybe.

498
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,200
JESSIE CRY-LAUGHS

499
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,160
LIAM SIGHS

500
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,920
JESSIE EXHALES

501
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,040
JAZZ PIANO PLAYS

502
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:30,120
JESSIE SNIFFS
QUIET JAZZ DRUMS PLAY

503
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:34,200
JAZZ MUSIC GROWS LOUDER