1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,739 [The Association's "Never My Love"] 2 00:00:02,839 --> 00:00:05,742 [indistinct chatter] 3 00:00:05,841 --> 00:00:07,077 [mellow rock music] 4 00:00:07,177 --> 00:00:08,813 - Oh, should we get married? - No. 5 00:00:08,912 --> 00:00:11,715 - No, no, no. No, no, we--no. 6 00:00:11,815 --> 00:00:14,018 [alarm beeping] 7 00:00:14,117 --> 00:00:16,853 So loud. [alarm clock clatters] 8 00:00:16,954 --> 00:00:18,255 Oh, shit, sorry. 9 00:00:18,354 --> 00:00:21,058 - ♪ When I grow tired of you ♪ 10 00:00:21,158 --> 00:00:23,960 ♪ ♪ 11 00:00:24,061 --> 00:00:25,530 - Hello, darling. 12 00:00:25,628 --> 00:00:27,264 - If I killed someone, would you hide the body? 13 00:00:27,364 --> 00:00:28,498 - You've already asked me this one. 14 00:00:28,598 --> 00:00:30,501 - No, but you see--it's fine. 15 00:00:30,599 --> 00:00:31,902 - Also, I'd have to turn you in. 16 00:00:32,001 --> 00:00:34,338 - No! - Yeah. 17 00:00:34,437 --> 00:00:36,072 - Hi! - Hi! 18 00:00:36,172 --> 00:00:38,242 [all chattering] 19 00:00:38,341 --> 00:00:41,746 - ♪ Will lose its desire for you ♪ 20 00:00:41,845 --> 00:00:43,713 - Oh! No! 21 00:00:43,814 --> 00:00:45,782 Ow! Just kidding. 22 00:00:45,882 --> 00:00:47,784 [both laugh] 23 00:00:49,218 --> 00:00:51,121 Hang on! Don't fall. 24 00:00:51,221 --> 00:00:52,590 Tom! 25 00:00:53,790 --> 00:00:57,161 - ♪ What makes you think love will end ♪ 26 00:00:57,259 --> 00:00:59,829 ♪ When you know that my whole life ♪ 27 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:05,002 ♪ Depends ♪ 28 00:01:05,101 --> 00:01:08,973 all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 29 00:01:09,072 --> 00:01:10,273 [cheering] 30 00:01:10,373 --> 00:01:13,010 - [grunts] - So loud. 31 00:01:14,978 --> 00:01:16,880 - Remind me never to have kids? 32 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:19,116 - What? 33 00:01:19,215 --> 00:01:20,885 - Hey, it's Jessie. 34 00:01:20,983 --> 00:01:22,753 Please don't leave a message because I never check them. 35 00:01:22,853 --> 00:01:24,188 Thanks. 36 00:01:26,022 --> 00:01:28,226 - Hey, it's Tom. Leave a message. 37 00:01:34,563 --> 00:01:37,068 I just don't understand why you wouldn't at least try-- 38 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:40,104 - ♪ And I won't require you ♪ 39 00:01:40,203 --> 00:01:42,206 [both arguing indistinctly] 40 00:01:42,305 --> 00:01:44,775 ♪ Never, my love ♪ 41 00:01:44,874 --> 00:01:47,345 ♪ Never, my love ♪ 42 00:01:47,443 --> 00:01:48,913 ♪ Never, my love ♪ 43 00:01:49,012 --> 00:01:50,548 ♪ Never, my love ♪ 44 00:01:50,647 --> 00:01:52,383 ♪ ♪ 45 00:01:52,481 --> 00:01:55,386 ♪ How can you think love will end ♪ 46 00:01:55,485 --> 00:01:57,855 ♪ When I've asked you to spend ♪ 47 00:01:57,954 --> 00:02:02,927 ♪ Your whole life ♪ 48 00:02:03,026 --> 00:02:07,598 ♪ With me, with me ♪ 49 00:02:07,697 --> 00:02:13,437 ♪ With me ♪ 50 00:02:13,537 --> 00:02:20,545 ♪ ♪ 51 00:02:25,815 --> 00:02:27,952 ♪ Never, my love ♪ 52 00:02:28,051 --> 00:02:30,421 ♪ Never, my love ♪ 53 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:31,956 ♪ Never, my love ♪ 54 00:02:32,055 --> 00:02:33,991 ♪ Never, my love ♪ 55 00:02:34,091 --> 00:02:41,265 ♪ ♪ 56 00:02:42,966 --> 00:02:44,535 - [laughing] 57 00:02:44,634 --> 00:02:46,771 - Lovely, ladies! Keep those smiles on! 58 00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:49,106 They look beautiful! 59 00:02:49,205 --> 00:02:51,609 - Can I get behind? I want to cover it up. 60 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:53,344 I d--I don't think that would work. 61 00:02:53,444 --> 00:02:54,512 - Please. 62 00:02:54,611 --> 00:02:56,647 - Looking at me! There we go. 63 00:02:56,746 --> 00:02:59,483 - The most beautiful woman in the world. 64 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:01,152 And Jessie. 65 00:03:01,251 --> 00:03:03,354 - So I have something to tell you. 66 00:03:03,453 --> 00:03:06,157 - I already know the baby's mine. 67 00:03:06,256 --> 00:03:08,559 - Tom's coming to the reception. 68 00:03:08,659 --> 00:03:09,994 - What? 69 00:03:11,994 --> 00:03:13,497 - I didn't want to tell you in case you ruined the wedding. 70 00:03:13,597 --> 00:03:15,099 - I would never ruin your wedding. 71 00:03:15,197 --> 00:03:16,300 - Uh, you were 20 minutes late this morning. 72 00:03:16,399 --> 00:03:17,602 - Yeah, because I was tired. 73 00:03:17,701 --> 00:03:20,271 - Okay, last one. Big smiles, ladies! 74 00:03:20,369 --> 00:03:23,441 - Look, Tom is Ian's friend. I'm married to Ian. 75 00:03:23,539 --> 00:03:24,809 Be a grown-up. - I am a grown-up. 76 00:03:24,908 --> 00:03:26,310 - Great, that's amazing. - Yeah, well, great. 77 00:03:26,409 --> 00:03:28,479 Awesome, we're both grown-ups. - Okay. 78 00:03:28,578 --> 00:03:30,982 [laughing] 79 00:03:31,081 --> 00:03:32,717 I'm so happy! 80 00:03:32,816 --> 00:03:34,085 Happy! 81 00:03:34,184 --> 00:03:36,521 - Yeah. Okay. Yeah, we're done. - Okay. 82 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:39,524 [upbeat music] 83 00:03:39,623 --> 00:03:46,631 ♪ ♪ 84 00:03:52,702 --> 00:03:55,840 - Yeah, I just don't like being told what to wear, 85 00:03:55,939 --> 00:03:57,975 where to go, when to eat. 86 00:03:58,074 --> 00:03:59,710 - How are you a bridesmaid? 87 00:03:59,809 --> 00:04:01,345 - She was one of mine. 88 00:04:01,444 --> 00:04:03,181 - What, like a prisoner exchange? 89 00:04:03,279 --> 00:04:04,549 - Yeah. - Do you think people 90 00:04:04,647 --> 00:04:05,917 will laugh if I call Kate a bitch 91 00:04:06,016 --> 00:04:07,585 but in, like, a funny way? 92 00:04:07,684 --> 00:04:08,452 - Let me see. 93 00:04:08,551 --> 00:04:11,055 - Jessie! - Hello, you! 94 00:04:11,154 --> 00:04:12,857 Ooh! - What do you want? 95 00:04:12,956 --> 00:04:14,592 - Can I have some water? 96 00:04:14,691 --> 00:04:16,594 - You can't say this word. - What? 97 00:04:16,693 --> 00:04:18,763 - It doesn't make sense in your accent. 98 00:04:18,862 --> 00:04:20,331 I don't think you understand how thick it is. 99 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:21,966 Most of the time, I'm just connecting the dots 100 00:04:22,065 --> 00:04:23,401 when you say things. 101 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,936 - Can we go home? - Not yet. 102 00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:26,470 Why don't you go play hide and seek with your dad? 103 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:27,839 Love you. 104 00:04:27,938 --> 00:04:29,707 Love you too! 105 00:04:29,807 --> 00:04:30,775 Daddy! 106 00:04:30,874 --> 00:04:33,377 - [gasps] Oh, shit. 107 00:04:33,476 --> 00:04:35,046 - Don't look up. - What? 108 00:04:35,144 --> 00:04:38,115 - Don't look up. - Oh, my--ow! What? 109 00:04:41,484 --> 00:04:42,887 - Do you think he brought his girlfriend? 110 00:04:42,985 --> 00:04:45,323 - Are they still together? - Uh, yeah, they are. 111 00:04:45,421 --> 00:04:48,159 - God, what a power couple. - Yeah, she's so hot. 112 00:04:48,258 --> 00:04:49,760 No offense. 113 00:04:51,327 --> 00:04:53,097 - Stop making it weird. 114 00:04:54,831 --> 00:04:56,033 I'm gonna wave. 115 00:04:56,132 --> 00:04:58,536 - No, don't wave. - Don't--don't wave. 116 00:05:00,770 --> 00:05:02,406 - Hmm. 117 00:05:02,506 --> 00:05:06,210 - You're a fucking psycho. - Yeah. 118 00:05:06,309 --> 00:05:10,181 [indistinct chatter] 119 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,216 - Tom! Tom! 120 00:05:12,315 --> 00:05:15,653 - Hey! - ♪ Happy wedding to me ♪ 121 00:05:15,752 --> 00:05:18,122 [laughing] ♪ Happy wedding... ♪ - Congratulations, mate. 122 00:05:18,221 --> 00:05:19,524 - Best day of my life. 123 00:05:19,622 --> 00:05:21,125 - Hey, I'm so sorry I missed the ceremony. 124 00:05:21,224 --> 00:05:22,660 - No, no, no, no, it's fine, you know? 125 00:05:22,759 --> 00:05:24,562 Pity you weren't there to pull focus. 126 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:27,064 Now, look, if anyone tries to bother you, let me know. 127 00:05:27,163 --> 00:05:28,132 - Oh, don't be silly. 128 00:05:28,231 --> 00:05:29,367 - Although my Aunt Bernadette 129 00:05:29,466 --> 00:05:31,802 would love to meet you. 130 00:05:31,902 --> 00:05:33,237 - Right. Okay. Yeah. - Yeah? 131 00:05:33,336 --> 00:05:35,339 Be, like, 25 minutes tops, honestly. 132 00:05:35,438 --> 00:05:36,574 She fancies you so much. - All right. 133 00:05:36,672 --> 00:05:38,109 - Thank you so much. Bernadette! 134 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:39,544 He said yes! 135 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,145 Dream come true! 136 00:05:42,612 --> 00:05:44,916 - I think that's sort of funny. - I--I think it's sad. 137 00:05:45,014 --> 00:05:46,317 - Really? - Yeah. 138 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:47,685 I think people won't like it. - Thank you. 139 00:05:47,784 --> 00:05:49,453 - Sorry, sorry, that's actually for me. 140 00:05:49,552 --> 00:05:50,821 - What are you doing? - I have a wife to think about. 141 00:05:50,921 --> 00:05:52,456 - Oh, my God. 142 00:05:56,459 --> 00:05:58,062 Hello. 143 00:05:58,161 --> 00:05:59,130 - Hey. - Hey! 144 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:00,298 - Hey. - How are you? 145 00:06:00,397 --> 00:06:01,365 - Yeah. 146 00:06:01,464 --> 00:06:03,901 - Wow. [laughs] - You look--oh. 147 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,436 - Are you--sorry, could I get two of the-- 148 00:06:05,534 --> 00:06:07,238 do you want another-- - No, no, no. I'm--I'm good. 149 00:06:07,337 --> 00:06:08,906 Yeah. - Great. Um. 150 00:06:09,005 --> 00:06:10,274 [chuckles] How you been? 151 00:06:10,373 --> 00:06:13,244 - Yeah, really good. You? - Awesome. 152 00:06:17,447 --> 00:06:19,684 - How's the speech? Are you gonna go for-- 153 00:06:19,782 --> 00:06:22,753 - No, no, not a-- I'm not professional like you. 154 00:06:22,852 --> 00:06:24,355 - [chuckles] - So. 155 00:06:24,454 --> 00:06:26,691 No, I'll, um, be sticking to the notes and... 156 00:06:26,790 --> 00:06:28,259 - Nice. 157 00:06:31,861 --> 00:06:33,197 - Clem's not here. 158 00:06:33,296 --> 00:06:35,833 - Uh, she's at a shoot. - Right. Yeah. 159 00:06:35,932 --> 00:06:37,602 It'd be so good to meet her. 160 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:38,769 - Oh. - Yeah. 161 00:06:38,869 --> 00:06:41,038 Like, yeah. 162 00:06:41,137 --> 00:06:43,207 She's so good in all the movies she's in. 163 00:06:43,307 --> 00:06:46,043 - Oh, thanks, yeah. Um. 164 00:06:46,142 --> 00:06:47,211 Another time. - Another time. 165 00:06:47,311 --> 00:06:48,713 - Yeah. - Definitely. 166 00:06:48,811 --> 00:06:50,414 - Oh, yes. Thank you. 167 00:06:52,248 --> 00:06:53,518 I've gotta get these to Ian. - Yes. 168 00:06:53,617 --> 00:06:55,453 - It's great to see you. - Great to see you. 169 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,089 Good to see you. 170 00:06:59,922 --> 00:07:01,359 - And then he said, 171 00:07:01,457 --> 00:07:03,828 "I've never seen such an ugly baby!" 172 00:07:03,927 --> 00:07:07,164 [laughter] 173 00:07:07,263 --> 00:07:11,769 But really, it's nothing less than a privilege 174 00:07:11,868 --> 00:07:14,772 to have you all here for the weaving together 175 00:07:14,871 --> 00:07:17,408 of our two families. 176 00:07:17,507 --> 00:07:18,943 Who knew it would only take Kate 177 00:07:19,042 --> 00:07:20,645 getting knocked up to do it? 178 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:21,946 [laughter] 179 00:07:22,045 --> 00:07:24,182 - He'd already proposed before the baby, 180 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,683 so that doesn't make any sense. 181 00:07:25,783 --> 00:07:27,151 - Sure, darling. 182 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:28,886 - Okay, so I have an email 183 00:07:28,985 --> 00:07:30,321 from this venue from a year ago. 184 00:07:30,419 --> 00:07:31,622 I just need to find my phone. Where's my phone? 185 00:07:31,721 --> 00:07:33,157 - [chuckles] We'll show them later. 186 00:07:33,256 --> 00:07:35,092 We'll show them-- - Thank you very much! 187 00:07:35,191 --> 00:07:36,561 See you on the dance floor! 188 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,729 all: Cheers! 189 00:07:38,828 --> 00:07:40,464 - That was just his nickname in school. 190 00:07:40,563 --> 00:07:43,601 [laughing] 191 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:46,237 I'm kidding. Okay, I'm just kidding. 192 00:07:46,336 --> 00:07:51,309 No, but, you know, seriously, he truly is the greatest. 193 00:07:51,408 --> 00:07:53,311 Yeah, Kate, you've got yourself 194 00:07:53,409 --> 00:07:55,513 some A-plus stock there. [chuckles] 195 00:07:55,612 --> 00:07:57,682 Even though, no doubt, it's probably been collateralized! 196 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,050 [laughing] 197 00:07:59,149 --> 00:08:00,218 - Try and tell that to a bank. 198 00:08:00,316 --> 00:08:02,720 [both laughing] 199 00:08:06,456 --> 00:08:08,059 - [sighs] 200 00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:11,462 No Clem. 201 00:08:12,562 --> 00:08:16,133 I would have loved to have met her 'cause she's so-- 202 00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:17,568 she's beautiful. 203 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:19,504 She's--yeah. Ugh. 204 00:08:23,139 --> 00:08:25,776 Such a shame Clem couldn't make it, right? 205 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:27,979 You're just--I just-- 206 00:08:29,179 --> 00:08:31,115 We should all hang out... 207 00:08:31,214 --> 00:08:32,450 at some point. 208 00:08:32,549 --> 00:08:34,785 No, we shouldn't. 209 00:08:34,884 --> 00:08:40,057 - "We'll be friends forever, won't we, Pooh?" asked Piglet. 210 00:08:40,156 --> 00:08:43,261 "Even longer," said Pooh. 211 00:08:43,359 --> 00:08:47,765 "For a day without a friend is like a pot of honey 212 00:08:47,864 --> 00:08:50,001 without a drop left inside." 213 00:08:50,099 --> 00:08:52,036 [sniffs] I love you guys. 214 00:08:52,135 --> 00:08:53,871 Thank you. 215 00:08:53,970 --> 00:08:57,074 [applause] 216 00:08:59,342 --> 00:09:01,245 - So I guess I'm not saying she's a bitch, 217 00:09:01,344 --> 00:09:04,949 but I'm not saying she's not one, either. 218 00:09:09,986 --> 00:09:11,923 [chuckles] 219 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:13,457 Okay. 220 00:09:13,557 --> 00:09:14,992 Not that one, no. 221 00:09:15,091 --> 00:09:18,663 Er--okay, so... 222 00:09:18,762 --> 00:09:21,566 as Ben Affleck once said-- 223 00:09:21,665 --> 00:09:24,202 the actor Ben Affleck-- 224 00:09:24,301 --> 00:09:26,571 "Marriage is work, 225 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:29,373 "but it's the best kind of work, 226 00:09:29,472 --> 00:09:34,011 and there's no one I'd rather go to work with." 227 00:09:38,448 --> 00:09:40,618 It's from his "Argo," um, acceptance speech 228 00:09:40,717 --> 00:09:42,186 from the O--Oscars. 229 00:09:42,285 --> 00:09:44,522 Oh, a standing ovation over there for me? 230 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,090 - Oh, no, I was just coming back from the loo. 231 00:09:46,188 --> 00:09:48,693 - Okay, you don't need to yell. - [claps] 232 00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:51,095 - No, not finished. 233 00:09:51,195 --> 00:09:53,030 Er... 234 00:09:53,129 --> 00:09:54,298 [chuckles] 235 00:09:54,397 --> 00:09:55,233 Yeah. 236 00:09:56,232 --> 00:10:01,973 I guess I just wanna say that I couldn't think of two people 237 00:10:02,072 --> 00:10:04,275 more well-suited to each other 238 00:10:04,374 --> 00:10:07,845 who are going to put the work in. 239 00:10:07,944 --> 00:10:09,580 So yeah. 240 00:10:11,948 --> 00:10:13,885 I love you both. 241 00:10:13,983 --> 00:10:15,786 Ian a little less than Kate, 242 00:10:15,886 --> 00:10:17,522 but it's still love. 243 00:10:19,189 --> 00:10:20,291 To Kate and Ian. 244 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:23,127 all: To Kate and Ian! 245 00:10:25,229 --> 00:10:26,430 - [clears throat] Sorry. 246 00:10:26,529 --> 00:10:28,933 Do I need to return that mic, or...? 247 00:10:29,032 --> 00:10:31,636 [romantic music playing] 248 00:10:31,735 --> 00:10:36,741 ♪ ♪ 249 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,277 - You didn't come and find me. 250 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:42,213 - Oh, you beat us again. - Oh, no! 251 00:10:42,311 --> 00:10:44,248 Hey, why don't you go hide again, 252 00:10:44,347 --> 00:10:45,816 and I'll come find you this time, okay? 253 00:10:45,915 --> 00:10:50,655 Ready? Ten, nine, eight... 254 00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:52,957 - Did you know it would be this hard? 255 00:10:53,056 --> 00:10:54,992 - Well, yeah. 256 00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:56,627 - Did you? - What? 257 00:10:56,726 --> 00:10:58,062 - And you didn't think to tell me? 258 00:10:58,161 --> 00:10:59,864 Jesus Christ. - What-- 259 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,766 I assumed you knew! 260 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,004 - Do you think people are having a good time? 261 00:11:07,103 --> 00:11:08,372 - Yeah. - How do you know? 262 00:11:08,472 --> 00:11:09,707 Who have you spoken to? 263 00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:10,975 - I asked around, yeah. 264 00:11:11,074 --> 00:11:12,810 - Did you talk to Tom? 265 00:11:12,909 --> 00:11:14,312 - [sighs] Uh, yeah. 266 00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:15,980 - How'd it go? Are you okay? 267 00:11:16,079 --> 00:11:19,050 Oh, my God, incredible of me to ask that on my wedding day. 268 00:11:19,148 --> 00:11:20,451 - Okay, you are the one who invited him. 269 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:22,887 - He's famous. He's good for morale. 270 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,055 So what do you think? 271 00:11:24,154 --> 00:11:25,256 Do you still fancy him a bit? 272 00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:26,791 - Of course I fancy him a bit. 273 00:11:26,889 --> 00:11:27,859 Everyone fancies him a bit. 274 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:29,794 - Ah, yeah. - [sighs] 275 00:11:29,892 --> 00:11:32,697 - You don't think he thinks it's a shotgun wedding, do you? 276 00:11:32,796 --> 00:11:34,165 - Yeah, he did ask that. 277 00:11:34,264 --> 00:11:36,033 - Really? - No. 278 00:11:36,132 --> 00:11:38,169 - Be nice to me! - Oh, my gosh. 279 00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:40,338 - [sighs] - Just breathe! 280 00:11:40,437 --> 00:11:43,374 - Okay. - Just--just--seriously. 281 00:11:43,473 --> 00:11:44,942 - But you can understand my stress. 282 00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:46,944 - Of course I can! - Thank you. 283 00:11:47,043 --> 00:11:51,048 [upbeat music playing] 284 00:11:51,147 --> 00:11:55,686 - Okay, could everybody please clear the dance floor? 285 00:11:55,785 --> 00:11:58,055 'Cause it's time to party! 286 00:11:58,154 --> 00:12:01,058 [upbeat rock music playing] 287 00:12:01,158 --> 00:12:02,827 ♪ ♪ 288 00:12:02,925 --> 00:12:06,330 - No! No, no! No, no, no. Absolutely not. No. 289 00:12:06,428 --> 00:12:08,199 - No, no, please, please. I promise you you'd like it. 290 00:12:08,297 --> 00:12:09,934 Please. - Do it at your next wedding. 291 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,469 Play something else, please. 292 00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:13,171 [The Whispers' "It's a Love Thing" playing] 293 00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:15,039 - Hat. Hat. 294 00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:16,674 Hat. 295 00:12:16,773 --> 00:12:19,043 Hat. Hat. 296 00:12:19,142 --> 00:12:22,046 [upbeat R&B music] 297 00:12:22,145 --> 00:12:25,550 ♪ ♪ 298 00:12:25,648 --> 00:12:28,619 - Great speech, by the way. Before. Great speech. 299 00:12:28,718 --> 00:12:32,223 - Oh. Thanks. - Really good. Really funny. 300 00:12:32,322 --> 00:12:33,691 Honestly, really good. 301 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:35,226 Sorry, weren't--are you-- 302 00:12:35,324 --> 00:12:37,461 you were in the bathroom for most of it, weren't you? 303 00:12:37,561 --> 00:12:40,598 - Uh...yeah. 304 00:12:40,697 --> 00:12:42,066 - Okay. 305 00:12:42,165 --> 00:12:43,534 - Do you want a drink, by the way? 306 00:12:43,634 --> 00:12:44,836 My treat. 307 00:12:44,935 --> 00:12:46,604 - Oh, it's an open bar. 308 00:12:46,703 --> 00:12:48,439 - Oh, right, uh... 309 00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:50,174 who have I been paying then? 310 00:12:50,274 --> 00:12:51,642 - [chuckles] 311 00:12:51,741 --> 00:12:53,477 Sorry, what's your name? I'm Jessie. 312 00:12:53,576 --> 00:12:55,346 - Oh, uh, Liam. - Nice to meet you, Liam. 313 00:12:55,444 --> 00:12:56,914 - Nice to meet you. - How do you know the couple? 314 00:12:57,013 --> 00:12:59,584 - Uh, I don't know anyone, actually. 315 00:12:59,682 --> 00:13:01,986 I'm mates with Brian. 316 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,855 - Oh. You a finance guy? 317 00:13:03,953 --> 00:13:05,723 - Fuck, no. No, no, no, no. 318 00:13:05,822 --> 00:13:07,658 I'm--I'm his electrician. 319 00:13:07,757 --> 00:13:10,628 - He brought his electrician to a wedding? 320 00:13:10,727 --> 00:13:12,663 - You didn't bring yours? 321 00:13:12,762 --> 00:13:14,765 - [laughs] - Uh, excuse me, sorry. 322 00:13:14,864 --> 00:13:16,667 Um, we have an emergency. 323 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:17,969 Uh, we've lost a child. 324 00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:21,072 Uh, a small, white child is missing. 325 00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:23,107 - Attention: the wedding is over. 326 00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:24,842 - No, no, the wedding is not over. 327 00:13:24,941 --> 00:13:28,312 It's just a short break for the missing child. 328 00:13:28,411 --> 00:13:30,147 - Uh, I probably should help out here. 329 00:13:30,246 --> 00:13:31,749 I, um--nice to meet you, Liam. - Yeah. 330 00:13:31,848 --> 00:13:33,150 - Where are you going? - Nice to meet you. 331 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,319 - It happened again! - Fine. 332 00:13:35,418 --> 00:13:38,222 - [sweetly] Olive! Olive. 333 00:13:38,321 --> 00:13:39,857 [yells] Olive! 334 00:13:39,956 --> 00:13:41,526 - Do you think people are having a good time? 335 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:43,127 - Stop asking people that. - What? 336 00:13:43,226 --> 00:13:45,062 - Oh, my God, it's so needy. 337 00:13:45,161 --> 00:13:46,230 - Is this 'cause you didn't get a plus-one? 338 00:13:46,329 --> 00:13:48,065 - Well, Olive got to come. 339 00:13:49,365 --> 00:13:52,370 - Olive doesn't drink! - Whatever. 340 00:13:52,469 --> 00:13:53,471 - Olive! 341 00:13:53,570 --> 00:13:55,139 - I can't believe you let this happen. 342 00:13:55,237 --> 00:13:57,008 - Well, you were watching her. - No, I wasn't watching her. 343 00:13:57,106 --> 00:13:58,409 I grew her in my body. I've done enough. 344 00:13:58,508 --> 00:13:59,977 - Oh, my God, you cannot keep using that. 345 00:14:00,077 --> 00:14:01,412 - Yes, I can, actually. 346 00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:02,813 - If I could have carried her, I would have. 347 00:14:02,912 --> 00:14:06,384 - Oh, for God's sake. [sighs] 348 00:14:06,482 --> 00:14:07,585 Olive! 349 00:14:07,683 --> 00:14:09,320 - She gets her craftiness from you. 350 00:14:09,419 --> 00:14:11,055 - Olive! 351 00:14:11,155 --> 00:14:13,357 Olive! 352 00:14:13,456 --> 00:14:16,093 Olive, they're cutting the cake! 353 00:14:16,192 --> 00:14:19,430 Come her, girl! Here, girl! Come here, girl! 354 00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:21,365 - Olive? 355 00:14:21,464 --> 00:14:23,501 Olive! [taps window] 356 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,170 Olive! Olive! 357 00:14:26,269 --> 00:14:27,505 - Olive. [chuckles] 358 00:14:27,604 --> 00:14:29,774 Hi. Hey. - Hey. 359 00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:32,009 - Olive! - No luck? 360 00:14:32,107 --> 00:14:35,746 - Oh, no, but she can't drive, so she can't have got far. 361 00:14:35,845 --> 00:14:38,316 [chuckles] 362 00:14:38,414 --> 00:14:40,151 I, um, feel like I was weird before. 363 00:14:40,249 --> 00:14:42,687 I'm sorry about that. I, um... 364 00:14:42,785 --> 00:14:44,021 just feel like I was nervous about the speech. 365 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,389 - No, no, no. It's cool. - Yeah. 366 00:14:45,488 --> 00:14:46,958 And I really-- I would love to meet Clem. 367 00:14:47,056 --> 00:14:49,961 I think it'd be great, and I think it would be also, 368 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,562 you know, great to learn 369 00:14:51,661 --> 00:14:53,264 how to have a normal conversation with you again. 370 00:14:53,363 --> 00:14:55,600 [both chuckle] - Yeah. Me too. 371 00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:59,604 [whistles] Here, girl! 372 00:14:59,702 --> 00:15:01,272 Come here, girl! - Come here, girl! 373 00:15:01,371 --> 00:15:02,640 [laughs] This usually works. 374 00:15:02,739 --> 00:15:04,775 - With dogs or children? - Is there a difference? 375 00:15:04,874 --> 00:15:08,412 - Well, you actually wanted a dog, didn't you? 376 00:15:08,511 --> 00:15:09,914 I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that. 377 00:15:10,013 --> 00:15:12,116 - [laughs] Yeah, kinda weird. 378 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,218 Oh! Found you! 379 00:15:14,318 --> 00:15:16,120 - You found me! - Ah! Ah! 380 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,889 - Found me! - Found you! 381 00:15:17,987 --> 00:15:19,757 - [giggles] - Come back here! 382 00:15:19,856 --> 00:15:21,359 Where are you going? 383 00:15:21,457 --> 00:15:24,362 [cheers and applause] 384 00:15:24,461 --> 00:15:27,164 [soft romantic music] 385 00:15:27,264 --> 00:15:31,035 ♪ ♪ 386 00:15:31,134 --> 00:15:32,136 - The bouquet! 387 00:15:32,236 --> 00:15:33,638 Jessie! Go long! 388 00:15:33,737 --> 00:15:35,139 - Oh! 389 00:15:42,412 --> 00:15:43,414 - Bye! 390 00:15:44,814 --> 00:15:46,717 - This kid is ruining my life. - Yeah. 391 00:15:46,816 --> 00:15:49,287 - If anything happens to her, I'll kill you and myself. 392 00:15:49,386 --> 00:15:50,621 - Aw, at least we'd be together. 393 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:51,722 Hey, we're off. 394 00:15:51,821 --> 00:15:53,257 - You need to put her on a leash. 395 00:15:53,356 --> 00:15:56,294 - She's so rude. I'm sorry, we'll just leave. 396 00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:05,670 [upbeat music playing] 397 00:16:05,769 --> 00:16:10,474 ♪ ♪ 398 00:16:10,573 --> 00:16:11,676 - Sure, sure. - Thank you. 399 00:16:11,774 --> 00:16:13,144 - Yeah. - Cheers. 400 00:16:13,243 --> 00:16:14,378 No, no, it's your last one. I can't take that. 401 00:16:14,477 --> 00:16:16,013 - Oh, no, no, no, no. Honestly. 402 00:16:16,112 --> 00:16:18,049 I'm quitting after this one, so. 403 00:16:18,147 --> 00:16:19,717 - Are you sure? - Take it. 404 00:16:19,817 --> 00:16:20,818 - All right. 405 00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,420 Well, congratulations. 406 00:16:22,519 --> 00:16:24,488 - Oh, thank you. [both laugh] 407 00:16:24,587 --> 00:16:26,123 - You're alive. - Yeah. 408 00:16:26,222 --> 00:16:29,327 Oh, so you, uh, you found the, uh, the kid? 409 00:16:30,794 --> 00:16:32,496 The kid? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 410 00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:33,931 Yeah, she's fine. - Ah, good. 411 00:16:34,031 --> 00:16:35,766 - Whatever. 412 00:16:35,865 --> 00:16:37,335 How's your night been? 413 00:16:37,434 --> 00:16:39,737 - Great. Yeah, great. You? 414 00:16:41,037 --> 00:16:42,840 - Yeah... - Okay. 415 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,442 - [chuckles] 416 00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:47,411 I've been sort of-- I've been... 417 00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:50,381 dodging my ex-boyfriend for, like, the entire wedding. 418 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,651 - Oh, fuck. - Yeah. 419 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,887 - Is it the priest? 420 00:16:55,986 --> 00:16:57,088 - No. 421 00:16:57,187 --> 00:16:58,356 - Is it Ian? 422 00:16:58,455 --> 00:16:59,524 - Yes. 423 00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:02,894 Yeah, don't tell Kate. - Yeah. I won't. 424 00:17:02,993 --> 00:17:05,062 Well, you need to find someone to kiss. 425 00:17:07,464 --> 00:17:08,466 - Excuse me? 426 00:17:08,565 --> 00:17:10,334 - Yeah, weddings are the perfect place 427 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:13,271 to find someone totally random to get off with 428 00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:15,106 and never see them again. - Ah. 429 00:17:15,204 --> 00:17:18,309 - I know if I say my ex at a wedding, 430 00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:20,178 I'd need a palate cleanser. 431 00:17:21,945 --> 00:17:23,414 - Palate cleanser kiss? 432 00:17:23,512 --> 00:17:25,049 - Yeah. Shock to the system, you know? 433 00:17:25,149 --> 00:17:26,317 - [chuckles] 434 00:17:27,617 --> 00:17:29,687 - Well, something to think about. 435 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:30,788 - Mm-hmm. 436 00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:35,993 Okay. 437 00:17:37,794 --> 00:17:39,430 - Sorry? 438 00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,099 - Yes. 439 00:17:42,866 --> 00:17:44,769 - Oh--you mean me. 440 00:17:45,802 --> 00:17:47,839 - Is that not what you meant? - You mean--oh--well, I-- 441 00:17:47,937 --> 00:17:49,841 I just meant in general. - Oh! 442 00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:52,710 - But, uh... - Right, sorry. 443 00:17:54,143 --> 00:17:55,546 - Yeah. - Okay. 444 00:17:56,913 --> 00:17:58,649 But you're here. 445 00:17:59,582 --> 00:18:01,819 - Yeah. Technically, I am here, yeah. 446 00:18:01,918 --> 00:18:03,254 - So... 447 00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:06,324 - Hmm. 448 00:18:06,423 --> 00:18:07,425 Okay. 449 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,362 Uh... 450 00:18:13,897 --> 00:18:15,700 - All right. - All right. 451 00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:19,203 - What--sorry, are you gonna lean? 452 00:18:19,302 --> 00:18:20,438 It looked like you were gonna lean. 453 00:18:20,536 --> 00:18:22,006 You're gonna lean-- - Uh, I was. 454 00:18:22,105 --> 00:18:23,674 - You're gonna lean... - Uh--I'll go right. 455 00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:26,711 - Sure. And I'll go left. Your left, my right. 456 00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:28,145 - Great. - Okay. 457 00:18:28,244 --> 00:18:29,514 - That's all the head movement out the way. 458 00:18:29,613 --> 00:18:31,382 - Fantastic. Okay. 459 00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:53,437 - So, uh, how do you feel? 460 00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:56,941 - [sighs] Not too bad. 461 00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:03,648 Great. [laughs] 462 00:19:03,746 --> 00:19:06,050 [Roxy Music's "More Than This" playing] 463 00:19:06,149 --> 00:19:08,519 - ♪ Hopefully learning ♪ 464 00:19:08,618 --> 00:19:12,823 ♪ Why the sea on the tide ♪ 465 00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:16,127 ♪ Has no way of turning ♪ 466 00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:19,864 ♪ ♪ 467 00:19:19,963 --> 00:19:22,867 ♪ More than this ♪ 468 00:19:22,966 --> 00:19:27,171 ♪ You know there's nothing ♪ 469 00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:29,040 ♪ More than this ♪ 470 00:19:29,139 --> 00:19:31,108 ♪ ♪ 471 00:19:31,207 --> 00:19:34,445 ♪ Tell me one thing ♪ 472 00:19:34,544 --> 00:19:36,714 ♪ More than this ♪ 473 00:19:36,813 --> 00:19:38,449 ♪ ♪ 474 00:19:38,548 --> 00:19:41,986 ♪ Ooh, there's nothing ♪ 475 00:19:42,085 --> 00:19:48,159 ♪ ♪ 476 00:19:52,095 --> 00:19:54,565 - Hey. - Hey. 477 00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:57,502 - Good night? - Yeah. It's great. 478 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,370 - I've got a car if you want a lift. 479 00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:01,239 - Oh, no, that's fine. I'm two minutes away, so. 480 00:20:01,337 --> 00:20:02,940 - Sure. - Yeah. It's fine. 481 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,242 - Okay. 482 00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:07,078 Well, um, it was really good to see you. 483 00:20:07,177 --> 00:20:08,613 - It was good to see you too. 484 00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:18,789 - I'm engaged. 485 00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:22,226 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 486 00:20:22,325 --> 00:20:24,829 Er--good night. - Good night. 487 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:33,004 [soft jazz music] 488 00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:40,278 ♪ ♪