1 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:09,138 (mellow music playing) 2 00:00:09,205 --> 00:00:12,371 John Wilson: Hey, New York. 3 00:00:12,438 --> 00:00:15,538 In a city this crowded, it's important that everyone 4 00:00:15,638 --> 00:00:19,071 maintains good personal hygiene. 5 00:00:19,605 --> 00:00:22,171 You don't always have time to do it at home, 6 00:00:22,238 --> 00:00:25,638 so sometimes, you have to do it on the go. 7 00:00:26,305 --> 00:00:29,538 While some might find this behavior offensive, 8 00:00:29,605 --> 00:00:33,238 public grooming is actually the ultimate sign of respect 9 00:00:33,305 --> 00:00:35,338 for your fellow New Yorkers. 10 00:00:35,805 --> 00:00:39,805 It makes it more comfortable to live close to one another 11 00:00:40,505 --> 00:00:43,705 and lets your neighbors know that you really care about them 12 00:00:43,771 --> 00:00:45,805 and their well-being. 13 00:00:46,871 --> 00:00:51,305 While most of your body is relatively easy to reach, 14 00:00:51,371 --> 00:00:54,905 the hardest part to clean has always been your ears. 15 00:00:55,771 --> 00:00:59,105 Historically, people have always used cotton swabs 16 00:00:59,171 --> 00:01:01,938 to clean their ears, but, 17 00:01:02,005 --> 00:01:03,671 apparently, this has never been 18 00:01:03,738 --> 00:01:06,105 one of the recommended uses on the package. 19 00:01:06,171 --> 00:01:08,471 And they even say not to do it. 20 00:01:08,538 --> 00:01:10,571 Right there. It's in fine print. 21 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:13,771 You can risk serious injury 22 00:01:13,838 --> 00:01:16,971 by cleaning something the wrong way. 23 00:01:17,571 --> 00:01:20,405 So you should probably just find something else to do with, 24 00:01:20,471 --> 00:01:22,371 uh, with your Q-tips 25 00:01:22,471 --> 00:01:24,605 instead of putting them in your head. 26 00:01:24,671 --> 00:01:26,205 Hey! No! 27 00:01:26,938 --> 00:01:28,638 But, if you don't have 28 00:01:28,705 --> 00:01:30,938 a safe method to clean them out, 29 00:01:31,005 --> 00:01:32,770 you might not have any way 30 00:01:32,838 --> 00:01:35,405 of knowing what's happening in there. 31 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:39,038 And after years of neglecting the problem, 32 00:01:39,105 --> 00:01:42,705 there's really no telling what might be inside. 33 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:46,938 So, instead of letting things get out of hand 34 00:01:47,005 --> 00:01:49,438 or losing your cool, 35 00:01:49,505 --> 00:01:51,905 hang in there, baby, 36 00:01:51,971 --> 00:01:54,638 and I'll show you how fun and easy it is 37 00:01:54,738 --> 00:01:58,138 to finally figure out the right way to 38 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,738 clean your ears. 39 00:02:02,305 --> 00:02:04,605 To make sure you're heading in the right direction, 40 00:02:04,671 --> 00:02:07,571 you should try and consult a specialist 41 00:02:07,638 --> 00:02:09,270 who has sophisticated technology 42 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,538 to get you all cleaned out. 43 00:02:11,605 --> 00:02:15,138 You know, it sounds like you probably have earwax. 44 00:02:15,205 --> 00:02:17,705 Um, that's the most common cause of what you're describing, 45 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:21,138 -but let me take a look, and, uh, we'll see what you got. -John: Okay. 46 00:02:21,205 --> 00:02:23,705 Doctor: I've been in this practice since '99. 47 00:02:23,771 --> 00:02:26,005 John: That's when the, uh, "The Matrix" came out. 48 00:02:26,071 --> 00:02:27,038 (doctor laughs) 49 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,238 John: Have you seen one like this? 50 00:02:29,338 --> 00:02:31,305 Doctor: Yes, (laughs) I've seen ones like this. 51 00:02:31,371 --> 00:02:33,271 ♪♪ 52 00:02:33,338 --> 00:02:35,138 John: There's a bunch of stuff in there, 53 00:02:35,205 --> 00:02:37,738 and it all comes out in a big, sticky mess. 54 00:02:38,471 --> 00:02:39,571 (John grunts) 55 00:02:40,171 --> 00:02:42,705 Doctor: Come on, baby. (laughs) It's coming out. 56 00:02:44,971 --> 00:02:46,438 (sighs) 57 00:02:46,505 --> 00:02:48,538 -(John laughs) -Alright. 58 00:02:49,405 --> 00:02:51,771 John: And when you're finally finished, 59 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,605 you really do feel a major improvement. 60 00:02:54,671 --> 00:02:56,105 It kinda feels like you've just landed 61 00:02:56,171 --> 00:02:59,705 after taking the longest plane ride you've ever taken, 62 00:02:59,771 --> 00:03:01,338 and you begin to notice sounds 63 00:03:01,438 --> 00:03:04,505 -in a way you never did before. -(loud typing) 64 00:03:04,571 --> 00:03:05,638 Cool. 65 00:03:05,705 --> 00:03:07,605 -(wind blowing) -(bird chirps) 66 00:03:07,671 --> 00:03:10,705 -(squirrel squeaks) -(leaves rustling) 67 00:03:12,138 --> 00:03:13,405 (squeak) 68 00:03:13,471 --> 00:03:16,571 Oh, Paulie, it's so nice to see you! 69 00:03:16,638 --> 00:03:19,438 -You look different. -You look different! 70 00:03:19,505 --> 00:03:20,471 (car honks) 71 00:03:20,538 --> 00:03:22,305 -(street noise) -I gotta call Bagel Boys. 72 00:03:22,371 --> 00:03:24,171 I gotta call my graphic designer. 73 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,838 I gotta call my video guy. 74 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:28,771 I'm swamped right now. I'm rammed. I'm rammed! 75 00:03:28,838 --> 00:03:30,738 Oh, my God, every time I go to Rockefeller Center, Valerie, 76 00:03:30,805 --> 00:03:33,471 I can't help but remember when I had my, uh... 77 00:03:33,538 --> 00:03:35,505 -Valerie: The gallbladder? -Uh, my gallbladder issue. 78 00:03:35,605 --> 00:03:36,805 And when I look over to the corner, 79 00:03:36,905 --> 00:03:38,638 -I see my friend getting his ass kicked. -(siren wailing) 80 00:03:38,705 --> 00:03:40,105 He's getting kicked in the face. 81 00:03:40,171 --> 00:03:41,871 And I run over, and I grab that kid, 82 00:03:41,938 --> 00:03:43,138 and as I grab that kid, 83 00:03:43,205 --> 00:03:45,971 another one of their guys steps up from the side 84 00:03:46,038 --> 00:03:48,071 and cuts my face open with a razor blade 85 00:03:48,138 --> 00:03:49,971 from the middle of my forehead, 86 00:03:50,038 --> 00:03:52,305 just coming down to my neck, 87 00:03:52,371 --> 00:03:53,871 just missing my carotid, 88 00:03:53,938 --> 00:03:56,838 and cutting my ear in half as well. And... 89 00:03:56,905 --> 00:03:59,271 -(playing trumpet) -John: It's all really exciting at first... 90 00:03:59,338 --> 00:04:00,805 -(popping) -...but after a few days, 91 00:04:00,871 --> 00:04:02,605 the pleasure begins to wear off... 92 00:04:02,671 --> 00:04:04,171 (loud scraping) 93 00:04:04,238 --> 00:04:06,705 ...and all the sounds of the city 94 00:04:06,771 --> 00:04:08,538 finally start to get to me. 95 00:04:08,638 --> 00:04:11,271 -Lying fucking buses! -(cars honking) 96 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,638 Damn you! 97 00:04:13,705 --> 00:04:16,570 Another fucking express bus?! Ah! 98 00:04:16,637 --> 00:04:19,971 (loud hammering) 99 00:04:20,038 --> 00:04:22,771 (tires screeching) 100 00:04:22,837 --> 00:04:24,371 (grating laugh) 101 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:25,671 Woo! Woo! 102 00:04:25,738 --> 00:04:27,705 (train screeching) 103 00:04:27,771 --> 00:04:29,738 (siren wailing) 104 00:04:29,805 --> 00:04:32,337 (plane roaring) 105 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:36,405 (marching band playing "Addams Family" theme song) 106 00:04:38,871 --> 00:04:40,305 (quiet creaking) 107 00:04:40,371 --> 00:04:43,371 John: So, if the sound outside is getting to you, 108 00:04:43,471 --> 00:04:46,171 you can always just retreat into your apartment 109 00:04:46,238 --> 00:04:48,271 where it's usually really quiet. 110 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:52,005 One of your only neighbors in the building next door 111 00:04:52,071 --> 00:04:55,837 is a nice old lady who barely makes any noise at all. 112 00:04:56,571 --> 00:04:59,071 You really like living next to her. 113 00:04:59,138 --> 00:05:02,438 But, one day, she sold the building 114 00:05:02,505 --> 00:05:04,238 and moved down to Florida. 115 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,605 When they were cleaning it out, 116 00:05:06,671 --> 00:05:09,238 you finally got to see what was going on in the basement 117 00:05:09,305 --> 00:05:12,438 where a tenant of hers had been living, 118 00:05:12,505 --> 00:05:15,871 who apparently, uh, liked to collect stuff. 119 00:05:15,938 --> 00:05:17,138 Oh, my God. 120 00:05:17,205 --> 00:05:19,805 Landlord: And this is after I packed over 150 bags for her, 121 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:21,238 so she could bring them to her storage unit. 122 00:05:21,305 --> 00:05:23,837 -John: Oh, my God. -Landlord: And I can't even get to the back beyond-- 123 00:05:23,905 --> 00:05:25,538 There's a bathroom back there that's so disgusting, 124 00:05:25,605 --> 00:05:27,337 you'd throw up if you looked at it. 125 00:05:27,405 --> 00:05:29,471 John: Pretty soon, construction workers 126 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:32,738 started doing a gut renovation of the entire building. 127 00:05:32,805 --> 00:05:36,438 -(knocking) -John: Which quickly turned your apartment... 128 00:05:36,505 --> 00:05:39,538 -(scraping, banging) -...into one of the noisiest places you've ever lived. 129 00:05:40,638 --> 00:05:43,871 -(erratic knocking) -John: It seems like they're not gonna stop anytime soon. 130 00:05:43,938 --> 00:05:47,638 -(clattering) -John: And you wonder how other New Yorkers 131 00:05:47,705 --> 00:05:50,271 -deal with problems like this. -(banging) 132 00:05:50,371 --> 00:05:51,771 (loud music, party chatter) 133 00:05:51,837 --> 00:05:53,705 John: It-It's like this every single weekend? 134 00:05:56,805 --> 00:05:57,538 (scoffs) 135 00:05:57,605 --> 00:06:00,405 (loud music, party chatter continues) 136 00:06:04,438 --> 00:06:06,471 John: How long do you think you'll be able to kind of... 137 00:06:06,538 --> 00:06:08,138 tolerate living here? 138 00:06:08,205 --> 00:06:09,771 (tenant speaking) 139 00:06:09,838 --> 00:06:13,638 -John: You're moving next weekend? Really? -(laughs) Yeah. Yeah. 140 00:06:13,705 --> 00:06:16,738 (quiet street noise) 141 00:06:18,071 --> 00:06:18,871 (lock clicks) 142 00:06:18,938 --> 00:06:20,905 (footsteps) 143 00:06:20,971 --> 00:06:23,538 -John: I'm John. Yeah. -Alex: Hey, nice to meet you. 144 00:06:23,605 --> 00:06:25,271 -John: Okay, go ahead. -(subway whirring) 145 00:06:25,337 --> 00:06:27,337 Yeah, so this is my bed where I sleep every night. 146 00:06:27,405 --> 00:06:29,638 and this is the, uh, Myrtle Broadway station. 147 00:06:29,705 --> 00:06:32,738 (loud rumbling) 148 00:06:32,805 --> 00:06:33,905 (Alex speaking) 149 00:06:43,705 --> 00:06:45,638 John: Do you think it's a little cheaper because of the noise? 150 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:48,571 -Definitely. I do feel like we got lucky. -Mm-hmm. 151 00:06:48,638 --> 00:06:50,771 John: So, they can see us just as well as we can see them? 152 00:06:50,837 --> 00:06:52,471 Alex: Oh, yeah. Definitely. 153 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,605 John: He knows I'm filming him. 154 00:06:55,638 --> 00:06:58,671 -(quiet birds chirping) -(wind rustling) 155 00:07:00,905 --> 00:07:02,971 (running footsteps) 156 00:07:04,138 --> 00:07:08,071 -Hi. How's it going? -John: Hey, I'm John. I'm, uh, with HBO. 157 00:07:08,138 --> 00:07:10,538 -(laundry running) -Living in New York, there's things, you know, 158 00:07:10,605 --> 00:07:13,071 you have to compromise with your neighbors. 159 00:07:13,138 --> 00:07:15,838 Um, but, shortly after, 160 00:07:15,905 --> 00:07:18,438 this couple below us moved in, 161 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:20,837 and it's been very difficult 162 00:07:20,905 --> 00:07:24,738 because they were having parties. 163 00:07:24,805 --> 00:07:27,771 They're just trying to celebrate, you know-- 164 00:07:27,871 --> 00:07:29,305 -Their-- Yeah, their... -They're celebrating. 165 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:32,805 ...their child's 1-year-old party at 1:00 AM. 166 00:07:32,871 --> 00:07:35,405 -(laughs) -Like, that's, that's just... 167 00:07:35,471 --> 00:07:38,071 -What? (laughs) Just doesn't make sense. -Yeah. 168 00:07:38,138 --> 00:07:39,171 -Yeah. -Yeah. 169 00:07:39,238 --> 00:07:41,038 -It was his first birthday. -(baby babbling) 170 00:07:41,105 --> 00:07:42,938 Right, Skylo? It was your first birthday, 171 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,571 and we just had some music going. 172 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:48,705 -(baby babbling) -And we couldn't believe it. 173 00:07:48,771 --> 00:07:51,471 -(continues babbling) -John: About what? 174 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:54,038 They called the cops. 175 00:07:54,105 --> 00:07:56,105 When they asked me to end at midnight, 176 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:59,438 I was honestly pretty surprised that, you know, 177 00:07:59,505 --> 00:08:02,338 someone close to our age would be going to bed then. 178 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:05,871 -I, I never have gone to bed at that, at that hour. -(slapping) 179 00:08:05,938 --> 00:08:09,771 John: Do you, do you have any, like, the music you like to play? 180 00:08:09,838 --> 00:08:11,538 -Yeah, we can play you something. -John: Okay. 181 00:08:11,605 --> 00:08:14,238 -(loud house music playing) -Yeah, this is loud enough that they can hear it. 182 00:08:14,305 --> 00:08:18,238 If it was after maybe 12:30 or 1:00, 183 00:08:18,305 --> 00:08:21,038 they would probably go ahead and write a text to me, like-- 184 00:08:21,105 --> 00:08:22,837 I think this is loud enough. 185 00:08:22,905 --> 00:08:26,837 I don't know, I just want the world to be more of people 186 00:08:26,905 --> 00:08:29,471 who will, you know, 187 00:08:29,538 --> 00:08:32,438 be able to sleep through noise, and so we can live-- 188 00:08:32,505 --> 00:08:34,705 I mean, this is Brooklyn. This is New York. 189 00:08:34,804 --> 00:08:36,770 Like, we're not in the middle of, 190 00:08:36,871 --> 00:08:39,405 you know, your own property. We all have to coexist. 191 00:08:39,471 --> 00:08:42,405 -Husband: 'Kay. -And why should the people who are, you know... 192 00:08:43,737 --> 00:08:46,170 who want the quiet always prevail? 193 00:08:46,238 --> 00:08:49,538 -John: Mm. -Well, we, we've also had some suggestions 194 00:08:49,605 --> 00:08:52,238 that might help on their end. 195 00:08:52,305 --> 00:08:54,371 Um a lot of people find that a noise machine 196 00:08:54,438 --> 00:08:57,638 or even a fan helps a lot to dim things out. 197 00:08:57,705 --> 00:09:00,338 I wanna create permanent magical culture, 198 00:09:00,405 --> 00:09:02,305 which is basically creating-- 199 00:09:02,371 --> 00:09:05,571 'Cause one of the, the main signatures of Burning Man, 200 00:09:05,638 --> 00:09:06,705 -why people love it... -(banging) 201 00:09:06,771 --> 00:09:08,771 -John: Mm-hmm. -...is because you have... 202 00:09:08,871 --> 00:09:10,805 -(banging continues) -...it's like you run it-- 203 00:09:10,871 --> 00:09:12,371 It's all like synchronicity. 204 00:09:12,438 --> 00:09:14,371 It's like you meet-- you run people-- 205 00:09:14,438 --> 00:09:16,005 -Yeah, okay, fine. Bang on the table. Go. -(bang) 206 00:09:16,071 --> 00:09:19,238 John: Are you gonna bring Skylo to Burning Man next year? 207 00:09:19,305 --> 00:09:20,938 -Husband: No. -John: Oh. 208 00:09:21,005 --> 00:09:23,905 Skylo would enjoy Burning Man a lot. A whole lot. 209 00:09:23,971 --> 00:09:26,671 But, the health considerations 210 00:09:26,738 --> 00:09:28,638 -are too unpredictable. -John: Hm. 211 00:09:28,705 --> 00:09:30,838 Mostly noise, to be honest. 212 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,271 (coughing) 213 00:09:33,338 --> 00:09:34,771 John: Is he sick? 214 00:09:34,838 --> 00:09:35,971 Husband: He is sick. 215 00:09:36,038 --> 00:09:37,938 (Skylo babbling) 216 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,871 John: That's nice. 217 00:09:40,938 --> 00:09:42,405 Maybe it's hard to agree 218 00:09:42,505 --> 00:09:45,438 on what a reasonable amount of sound is. 219 00:09:45,505 --> 00:09:48,838 And everyone has a different definition. 220 00:09:48,905 --> 00:09:52,638 When you look around the city, it seems like the people 221 00:09:52,705 --> 00:09:56,005 who are the loudest are having all the fun. 222 00:09:56,071 --> 00:09:58,738 And you rarely get rewarded 223 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:00,771 for not making any noise at all. 224 00:10:00,838 --> 00:10:02,771 ♪♪ 225 00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:06,171 When I make love, I barely make a sound. 226 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:07,738 (whirring) 227 00:10:07,805 --> 00:10:11,071 John: This is because I lived with at least five roommates 228 00:10:11,138 --> 00:10:13,938 -for around a decade. -(dispenser clicking) 229 00:10:14,505 --> 00:10:17,438 John: I trained myself to become completely stealth 230 00:10:17,505 --> 00:10:18,671 because I-I knew how well 231 00:10:18,738 --> 00:10:21,538 they could hear me through the walls. 232 00:10:21,605 --> 00:10:24,671 Even though it felt good trying to be considerate, 233 00:10:24,738 --> 00:10:27,705 my romantic partners were always the ones 234 00:10:27,771 --> 00:10:29,538 to pay the price. 235 00:10:30,305 --> 00:10:33,371 And I always wished I could have cared less 236 00:10:33,438 --> 00:10:36,405 and made the sounds my body wanted to make. 237 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:40,205 (broken dryer whining, grinding) 238 00:10:40,271 --> 00:10:41,971 (winding down) 239 00:10:42,038 --> 00:10:44,338 John: But, the brakes on your car 240 00:10:44,405 --> 00:10:46,571 started to make an awful sound recently. 241 00:10:46,638 --> 00:10:49,638 (brakes squeal loudly) 242 00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:51,971 John: And people started to yell at you on the street. 243 00:10:55,005 --> 00:10:56,138 John: Sorry. 244 00:10:56,205 --> 00:10:58,638 You would normally feel bad about it, 245 00:10:58,705 --> 00:11:01,705 but maybe you, you, you can embrace it. 246 00:11:01,771 --> 00:11:04,538 It seems like as long as sound is in motion, 247 00:11:04,605 --> 00:11:06,705 it's okay in New York City. 248 00:11:06,771 --> 00:11:10,338 -(trumpeting) -(crowd chanting) 249 00:11:10,405 --> 00:11:12,338 John: And as long as the noise is coming from your car, 250 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:13,738 it should be fine. 251 00:11:13,805 --> 00:11:17,805 (car horn continuously honks "The Godfather" theme) 252 00:11:24,105 --> 00:11:25,438 -(horn stops) -John: Wow. 253 00:11:25,505 --> 00:11:27,338 Does anyone ever get annoyed by the horn? 254 00:11:27,405 --> 00:11:30,405 -No, they love it. -John: Okay, cool. 255 00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:33,038 -So what do you call this thing? -They call it a hail cannon. 256 00:11:33,105 --> 00:11:35,471 John: Would it have any practical application back here? 257 00:11:35,538 --> 00:11:36,471 Cannon Man: If you wanted to, like, 258 00:11:36,538 --> 00:11:37,771 get all your leaves off the trees at one shot, 259 00:11:37,838 --> 00:11:39,138 and if you don't like your neighbors, 260 00:11:39,205 --> 00:11:40,238 you could just shut them up, too. 261 00:11:40,305 --> 00:11:42,271 John: Is Jersey a good place, like, for this or-- 262 00:11:42,338 --> 00:11:44,838 Cannon Man: New Jersey sucks. Yous guys should stand back a little bit 263 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:48,005 -when we do it, so... -John: Okay. 264 00:11:48,071 --> 00:11:50,538 -Cannon Man: Ready? -John: Wait, hold on. What are you gonna-- 265 00:11:50,605 --> 00:11:53,505 (explosive bang, whirring) 266 00:11:53,571 --> 00:11:55,905 -Ready? -(explosive bang) 267 00:11:56,005 --> 00:11:57,738 (explosive bang) 268 00:11:57,805 --> 00:11:59,338 -Ready? -John: Yeah. 269 00:11:59,405 --> 00:12:02,571 (explosive bang, whirring) 270 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:05,138 -Not bad there. -John: Yeah, not bad. 271 00:12:05,205 --> 00:12:07,371 Cannon Man: My neighbor across the street called the cops 272 00:12:07,438 --> 00:12:09,171 and, uh, said his kids were afraid of it. 273 00:12:09,238 --> 00:12:10,938 So, why don't you come here and talk to me like a man 274 00:12:11,005 --> 00:12:12,938 instead of doing that shit? So, it is what it is. 275 00:12:13,005 --> 00:12:15,238 People are just too sensitive nowadays. 276 00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:17,638 -(quad bike idling) -John: Hey. 277 00:12:17,705 --> 00:12:20,405 -(hail cannon blasts) -Hey, man. Are you his neighbor? 278 00:12:20,471 --> 00:12:22,438 -Hey-- -(loud revving) 279 00:12:22,505 --> 00:12:24,271 -John: Hey, man. -Yo. 280 00:12:24,338 --> 00:12:26,205 You know, he would shoot it off during the day, 281 00:12:26,271 --> 00:12:28,738 -which was perfectly fine. You know, we had no issues. -(cannon blasts) 282 00:12:28,838 --> 00:12:31,205 Got to the point where he would shoot it off at nighttime, 283 00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:33,305 and when he's at nighttime, you know, it's just, 284 00:12:33,371 --> 00:12:35,170 it's disrespectful for all the kids that are sleeping 285 00:12:35,238 --> 00:12:36,838 and everything, you know what I mean? 286 00:12:36,905 --> 00:12:38,938 So now-- And then actually, 287 00:12:39,005 --> 00:12:40,938 after a few times, he started shooting it, 288 00:12:41,005 --> 00:12:43,205 it actually damaged the inside of our house a little bit. 289 00:12:43,271 --> 00:12:44,971 -Cracked our walls and stuff like that. -(cannon blasts) 290 00:12:45,038 --> 00:12:46,438 -John: Oh, really? -Yeah. 291 00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:47,805 (quad bike revving) 292 00:12:47,871 --> 00:12:48,838 (Cannon Man speaking) 293 00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,038 -John: Oh, yeah. -It's, it's just... 294 00:12:56,271 --> 00:12:58,205 -John: Oh, that's annoying? -Yeah. 295 00:12:58,271 --> 00:13:00,038 ♪♪ 296 00:13:00,105 --> 00:13:03,738 John: It seems like no matter how much you justify your noise, 297 00:13:03,805 --> 00:13:06,771 it'll always affect someone else. 298 00:13:06,838 --> 00:13:09,471 And once one neighbor starts, 299 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:13,105 it'll keep escalating back and forth forever, 300 00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:16,671 forcing you to invent new ways to claim your territory. 301 00:13:16,738 --> 00:13:18,671 -Ready? -(fire whooshes) 302 00:13:18,738 --> 00:13:21,038 John: Oh, Jesus fucking Christ! 303 00:13:21,105 --> 00:13:22,805 Cannon Man: Pretty hot, isn't it? Praise his name! 304 00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:24,905 (whooshing) 305 00:13:26,871 --> 00:13:28,071 Alright. 306 00:13:29,538 --> 00:13:30,538 (Cannon Man groans) 307 00:13:30,605 --> 00:13:32,538 John: So, you went online 308 00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:34,838 and ordered some brake pads. 309 00:13:34,938 --> 00:13:36,938 And in the meantime, 310 00:13:37,005 --> 00:13:40,405 you talk to other New Yorkers about what else irritates them. 311 00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:43,638 And it seems like sound wasn't the only issue 312 00:13:43,705 --> 00:13:45,238 affecting their mental health. 313 00:13:45,305 --> 00:13:46,838 This is a meter, and what I do with it, 314 00:13:46,905 --> 00:13:49,670 I, I can check where I can breathe freely. 315 00:13:49,738 --> 00:13:52,571 This is basically measures the dust particles. 316 00:13:52,638 --> 00:13:54,271 Upstairs, it was 50. 317 00:13:54,338 --> 00:13:57,138 Here, it's four times more. 318 00:13:57,205 --> 00:14:00,971 This is a manslaughter amount of particles to be in. 319 00:14:01,038 --> 00:14:02,738 If you know the particles are 400, 320 00:14:02,805 --> 00:14:04,971 I-I-I'm panicking. I wanna get outta here. 321 00:14:05,038 --> 00:14:07,071 Before that, I would be sitting like this dude. 322 00:14:08,205 --> 00:14:09,638 John: Sorry. 323 00:14:09,738 --> 00:14:12,171 -(street chatter) -(soft music playing) 324 00:14:12,238 --> 00:14:14,071 -John: So this is a Macy's-- -Five! 325 00:14:14,138 --> 00:14:15,371 John: Oh, wow. 326 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,171 John: So what's the reading in the GameStop? 327 00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:18,871 Uh, HEPA filters are doing their jobs. 328 00:14:19,971 --> 00:14:21,405 John: Okay, sorry. We were just-- Okay. 329 00:14:21,471 --> 00:14:24,138 I have also ADD. I'm kinda consistently aggressive, 330 00:14:24,205 --> 00:14:26,071 so it's all definitely pointing out 331 00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:27,438 to that one specific area. 332 00:14:27,505 --> 00:14:28,971 -Pollution. -John: Okay. 333 00:14:29,038 --> 00:14:30,838 5G Person: You know, a lot of the times when people don't mind 334 00:14:30,905 --> 00:14:33,071 a lot of the noise, to the pollution, 335 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:35,738 to, you know, things like 5G, 336 00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:38,738 um, they usually are sociopathic. 337 00:14:38,805 --> 00:14:42,170 I've, I've known those people, um, you know, who have told me 338 00:14:42,271 --> 00:14:44,738 that they were, um, diagnosed with sociopathy. 339 00:14:44,805 --> 00:14:45,905 -John: Hm. -Um, sociopath. 340 00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:48,771 You know, they had been locked up in prison for 30 years. 341 00:14:48,838 --> 00:14:53,038 Serial killers I've met, believe it or not, um... 342 00:14:53,105 --> 00:14:55,271 John: Who were the serial killers you've met? 343 00:14:55,338 --> 00:14:57,638 Yeah, I mean, two, like, one I was with, 344 00:14:57,705 --> 00:14:58,805 and then the other, um, 345 00:14:58,871 --> 00:15:00,805 that did work for the government. Yeah. 346 00:15:00,871 --> 00:15:03,571 John: Wait, you-you dated a serial killer? 347 00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,205 Yeah. Yeah. 348 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,838 So, like, he worked for, um, like, a trading firm here, 349 00:15:07,905 --> 00:15:10,105 like, during the daytime. 350 00:15:10,171 --> 00:15:12,338 And then, of course, the night was like a different life. 351 00:15:12,405 --> 00:15:14,571 John: Wait, sorry. (stammers) Got hung up on this. 352 00:15:14,671 --> 00:15:16,871 Can you talk about what they did without saying their names? 353 00:15:16,971 --> 00:15:20,271 I mean, everything from assassination to, um... 354 00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:27,205 um, like, everything in, like, the deep blue sea. 355 00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:29,238 -Yeah. -John: What does that mean? 356 00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:30,771 Um, the underworld. 357 00:15:30,838 --> 00:15:33,071 -(construction noise) -John: Here, let me close this. 358 00:15:34,138 --> 00:15:35,305 -(noise muffles) -John: Um... 359 00:15:35,371 --> 00:15:37,005 See? Immediately, right when the window closes... 360 00:15:37,071 --> 00:15:39,638 -Like, the brain? (laughs) The waves. -John: Yeah. 361 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:42,638 5G Person: I do get away to a few places to detox. 362 00:15:42,705 --> 00:15:45,170 I can promise anybody that the feeling is so different, 363 00:15:45,238 --> 00:15:48,238 and it's like detoxing from energy. 364 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,338 ♪♪ 365 00:15:50,405 --> 00:15:52,838 John: Maybe the reason everyone is 366 00:15:52,905 --> 00:15:55,105 at each other's throats in New York, 367 00:15:55,170 --> 00:16:00,038 is because of all the toxic stuff we're exposed to. 368 00:16:00,105 --> 00:16:03,271 You have had a bad headache recently. 369 00:16:04,305 --> 00:16:08,071 You're also pretty sure your hairline is receding. 370 00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,805 And... (clears throat) 371 00:16:09,871 --> 00:16:11,905 you've been feeling a bit more short-tempered. 372 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,405 So, maybe it would be good 373 00:16:15,471 --> 00:16:18,771 to detox. For once. 374 00:16:18,838 --> 00:16:20,105 You looked up the place 375 00:16:20,171 --> 00:16:21,838 that the one lady told you about, 376 00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:24,305 and it seemed pretty nice. 377 00:16:24,371 --> 00:16:26,438 They call it the Quiet Zone 378 00:16:26,505 --> 00:16:28,671 because there's no cell service 379 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,505 or Wi-Fi allowed for miles 380 00:16:31,571 --> 00:16:33,371 so that this giant radio telescope 381 00:16:33,438 --> 00:16:36,138 can operate without interference. 382 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:38,371 That ends up attracting a, a bunch of people 383 00:16:38,438 --> 00:16:41,271 who are sensitive to all this stuff. 384 00:16:41,338 --> 00:16:44,305 (coughing) 385 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:48,438 You were curious if people really did feel healthier there. 386 00:16:48,505 --> 00:16:50,971 And maybe everyone gets along better 387 00:16:51,038 --> 00:16:53,371 in a less polluted environment. 388 00:16:53,438 --> 00:16:55,738 -Driver: Hey, get the fuck out of the way! -Piece of shit! 389 00:16:55,838 --> 00:16:58,071 -Driver: Go fuck your mother! -Fuck you! 390 00:16:58,138 --> 00:17:00,838 -Driver: Your mother! -(spits) Bitch! 391 00:17:00,905 --> 00:17:03,038 John: So, you get in your car and take the long drive 392 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:06,805 out to the Quiet Zone. 393 00:17:06,871 --> 00:17:08,271 (speaks quieter) The-- The Quiet Zone. 394 00:17:08,338 --> 00:17:11,371 (mellow music playing) 395 00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:19,638 -(car rumbling) -(brakes squeal) 396 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,470 John: The air felt really good out here. 397 00:17:23,071 --> 00:17:26,604 And it felt like your headache was already getting better. 398 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,138 (insects chirp) 399 00:17:28,238 --> 00:17:30,138 John: They were right that there really was 400 00:17:30,205 --> 00:17:32,071 no cell phone service, 401 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:35,905 and instead of just scrolling on your phone, 402 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,205 you-you just talk to a few of the people you found in town. 403 00:17:39,271 --> 00:17:40,971 (brakes squeal) 404 00:17:41,038 --> 00:17:42,538 John: Is everyone pretty neighborly here? 405 00:17:42,605 --> 00:17:44,638 We do definitely have a way of life. 406 00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:47,005 You know, people come in here, we... 407 00:17:47,071 --> 00:17:49,038 have boxes for credit. 408 00:17:49,105 --> 00:17:50,371 -John: Wait, really? -Yeah. 409 00:17:50,438 --> 00:17:53,471 So, these are for individual people in the community, 410 00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,538 -and we have it sorted by name. -John: Oh, that's cool. 411 00:17:55,605 --> 00:17:59,271 -And, like, if you take it out, it's just pieces of papers. -John: That's so cool. 412 00:17:59,338 --> 00:18:02,171 It doesn't matter where I go here. They're my neighbors. 413 00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:05,238 The day I moved here, one of my neighbors said, 414 00:18:05,305 --> 00:18:07,405 "Uh, you just moved in. You probably haven't had time. 415 00:18:07,471 --> 00:18:09,338 -I'll mow your lawn for you today." -John: Oh yeah? 416 00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:11,638 -And the other one brought me a pie. -John: Oh, wow. 417 00:18:11,705 --> 00:18:14,905 You even drove over to the observatory, 418 00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:17,405 and they, uh, they offered to give you a tour. 419 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,471 (burps) Sorry. 420 00:18:18,538 --> 00:18:21,871 They were even doing some routine maintenance, 421 00:18:21,938 --> 00:18:25,371 which meant you actually got to witness them cleaning 422 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,271 one of the biggest ears on the ent-- the whole planet. 423 00:18:29,338 --> 00:18:32,405 This is kind of like the biggest, like, ear in the world. 424 00:18:32,471 --> 00:18:35,405 -Biggest eyeball in the world! Yeah. -John: Eye-Eyeball? Okay. 425 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,838 You realized you hadn't really prepared any good questions 426 00:18:37,905 --> 00:18:38,938 about the telescope, 427 00:18:39,005 --> 00:18:41,771 so the tour was, uh, pretty short. 428 00:18:41,838 --> 00:18:45,771 -Uh, I just rewatched that movie "Contact." -(radio beeping, chatter) 429 00:18:45,838 --> 00:18:47,738 -John: Uh, what have-- -Can I turn off my radio? 430 00:18:47,805 --> 00:18:49,871 -John: Oh, yeah, sure. -I just-- I'm sorry about this. 431 00:18:49,938 --> 00:18:52,638 John: You were still curious about the electrosensitive people 432 00:18:52,705 --> 00:18:56,405 who moved here to get away from 5G and Wi-Fi and stuff. 433 00:18:56,471 --> 00:18:59,771 So, you arranged to meet up with a lady named Diane, 434 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,438 who lived deep in the woods with her husband, Bert. 435 00:19:02,505 --> 00:19:04,805 Bert: So, all this is about electrosensitivity 436 00:19:04,871 --> 00:19:06,438 and conferences been to. 437 00:19:06,505 --> 00:19:08,705 Bio-initiative Report and so forth. 438 00:19:08,805 --> 00:19:10,338 John: So, what is that? What, what is that thing? 439 00:19:10,438 --> 00:19:13,705 Bert: That's how you can determine if you're electrosensitive. 440 00:19:13,771 --> 00:19:16,371 John: But is it actually, like, do you find it's actually quiet here? 441 00:19:16,438 --> 00:19:18,971 -Generally, yes. -John: Hm. 442 00:19:19,971 --> 00:19:22,205 Occasionally, a car might drive by, 443 00:19:22,271 --> 00:19:25,138 -and I feel the, uh, cell phone. -John: Hm. 444 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,771 You know, it gave me a headache. 445 00:19:26,838 --> 00:19:29,138 No, just about no bald people here. 446 00:19:29,205 --> 00:19:31,205 -John: Oh, really? -(laughs) Yeah. 447 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,271 John: Yeah, I've had, I've had kind of a headache 448 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,638 in the city recently. 449 00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:36,171 You think-- You think I would feel better 450 00:19:36,238 --> 00:19:37,771 if I moved out here? 451 00:19:37,838 --> 00:19:40,438 Um, well, yeah. 452 00:19:40,505 --> 00:19:42,438 There are a lot of people that come here 453 00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:46,371 that, supposedly, they are sensitive, 454 00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:50,538 -but I feel, in my opinion, I think they're faking it. -(beep) 455 00:19:50,605 --> 00:19:52,205 -(beep) -John: What's that? 456 00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:55,171 -Diane: That's a smoke detector. -Bert: Smoke detector in the other room needs a battery. 457 00:19:55,238 --> 00:19:56,638 John: I can do, I can do it for you. 458 00:19:56,705 --> 00:19:59,505 -Bert: I appreciate that very much, John. -John: Yeah, of course. 459 00:19:59,571 --> 00:20:01,438 You were surprised to hear that Diane thought 460 00:20:01,505 --> 00:20:04,471 anybody would fake a condition like this, 461 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:07,671 even though they take it very seriously. 462 00:20:07,738 --> 00:20:09,538 But, maybe the community 463 00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:13,338 was just trying to protect the paradise they have 464 00:20:13,405 --> 00:20:16,271 from invaders like you. 465 00:20:16,371 --> 00:20:18,705 So, you went to get a second opinion 466 00:20:18,771 --> 00:20:22,505 from another electrosensitive, uh, person nearby. 467 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:26,038 Are there any electrosensitives that you don't believe, 468 00:20:26,105 --> 00:20:29,505 or that you feel like are embellishing at all? 469 00:20:29,571 --> 00:20:31,971 Well, everybody embellishes. It's human nature. 470 00:20:32,038 --> 00:20:33,205 We all exaggerate. 471 00:20:33,271 --> 00:20:34,905 If you read anything about psychology, 472 00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:36,805 nobody tells completely the truth. 473 00:20:36,871 --> 00:20:39,738 We all embellish, okay? And our memories are imperfect. 474 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:42,838 In terms of, like, hypochondriacs... 475 00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:48,071 (sighs) no. Why would you come here? 476 00:20:48,138 --> 00:20:50,738 People leave their families. They leave their jobs. 477 00:20:50,805 --> 00:20:53,071 They, you know, they leave their comfortable situations, 478 00:20:53,138 --> 00:20:55,305 and they come here and live in an area 479 00:20:55,371 --> 00:20:56,805 which is hard to live in. 480 00:20:56,871 --> 00:20:58,438 -John: Mm-hmm. -It's hard living here. 481 00:20:58,505 --> 00:21:01,538 Nobody's gonna do that, you know? 482 00:21:01,605 --> 00:21:02,971 John: Well, uh, yeah, I was just-- 483 00:21:03,038 --> 00:21:04,438 I was just thinking of that just 'cause 484 00:21:04,505 --> 00:21:06,338 when I was just talking to Diane, she, 485 00:21:06,405 --> 00:21:08,105 she said that she didn't believe some people. 486 00:21:08,171 --> 00:21:09,771 She feels like some people were faking it. 487 00:21:09,838 --> 00:21:11,038 That's her problem. 488 00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:13,971 Did you, did you and Diane have a falling out or...? 489 00:21:14,038 --> 00:21:16,205 No, I think Bert and I had a falling out 490 00:21:16,271 --> 00:21:18,738 because he started shouting at me, and he said, 491 00:21:18,805 --> 00:21:21,505 "We don't like you. You're too argumentative." 492 00:21:21,605 --> 00:21:23,938 And we also had a big argument about Roundup, 493 00:21:24,038 --> 00:21:26,738 which he insisted you can drink. It was perfectly safe. 494 00:21:26,805 --> 00:21:29,171 -John: Wait, the weed killer? -The weed killer, yeah. 495 00:21:29,238 --> 00:21:31,671 John: Wait, but Bert argued that you could drink Roundup? 496 00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:33,438 Yeah. Mm. 497 00:21:33,505 --> 00:21:36,405 John: So, what's the electrosensitive community like? 498 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,538 Clover: Well, it's not, as I say, it's not really a community. 499 00:21:39,605 --> 00:21:42,038 I'm lonely, and it's hard to deal with most of these people. 500 00:21:42,105 --> 00:21:43,438 There's a few that are my friends 501 00:21:43,505 --> 00:21:45,738 because it's a give-and-take. 502 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,571 I-- They help me, I help them. 503 00:21:47,638 --> 00:21:50,071 You know, they're honest. They don't-- Yeah, so... 504 00:21:50,138 --> 00:21:53,571 But most of the people I don't find that I like to deal with. 505 00:21:53,638 --> 00:21:55,438 They'll be friendly to you and then they'll scorn you 506 00:21:55,538 --> 00:21:58,105 and they won't even talk to you. I find that very hurtful. 507 00:21:58,171 --> 00:21:59,205 ♪♪ 508 00:21:59,271 --> 00:22:02,938 John: It seems like even in ideal conditions, 509 00:22:03,005 --> 00:22:06,938 it's still really hard to avoid friction between neighbors. 510 00:22:07,971 --> 00:22:09,205 She told you about a property 511 00:22:09,271 --> 00:22:11,705 where a bunch of other electrosensitives, 512 00:22:11,771 --> 00:22:13,505 uh, lived in cabins. 513 00:22:13,571 --> 00:22:16,938 And you found a lady who was actually moving out 514 00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:19,705 because the conditions in the Quiet Zone 515 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:21,471 still weren't good enough. 516 00:22:21,538 --> 00:22:25,605 They retrofit tiny houses, 517 00:22:25,671 --> 00:22:28,905 which is almost like a tiny mansion, 518 00:22:29,005 --> 00:22:32,271 -for people who are sensitive. -John: Wh-Where in the country? 519 00:22:32,338 --> 00:22:34,138 Um, right now, they're in Utah. 520 00:22:34,205 --> 00:22:36,305 John: Oh, okay. So you're gonna move to Utah after this? 521 00:22:36,371 --> 00:22:39,605 I am going to try out this house 522 00:22:39,671 --> 00:22:43,071 because every single wire is shielded. 523 00:22:43,138 --> 00:22:45,205 John: So, is this your heating unit here? 524 00:22:45,271 --> 00:22:48,071 Andrea: No, I have no heater except the wood. 525 00:22:48,138 --> 00:22:50,138 -John: Oh, it's only wood. Okay. -Yeah. 526 00:22:50,205 --> 00:22:52,805 Because I hate to say Walt is a slumlord, 527 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,371 but that's another story. 528 00:22:54,438 --> 00:22:58,371 -John: Walt is like-- -He owns all this land and the property, 529 00:22:58,438 --> 00:23:00,938 -and fixes nothing. -John: Right. Really? 530 00:23:01,538 --> 00:23:04,138 -That’s a shame. -I had to put screens on the windows. 531 00:23:04,205 --> 00:23:05,171 He wouldn't do it. 532 00:23:05,238 --> 00:23:06,838 -John: Oh, really? -The oven went off. 533 00:23:06,905 --> 00:23:09,471 It could-- I-- It wouldn't... go. 534 00:23:09,538 --> 00:23:12,571 And from the Wi-Fi that comes in with my neighbor... 535 00:23:12,638 --> 00:23:14,705 John: The list was very long, 536 00:23:14,771 --> 00:23:18,505 but you were curious about why, uh, her landlord 537 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:21,805 would rent to people with so many specific demands 538 00:23:21,871 --> 00:23:26,171 if he, uh, if he wasn't prepared to accommodate them. 539 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,671 And then when she took you out to her car 540 00:23:28,738 --> 00:23:31,971 to show you where she sleeps when the Wi-Fi gets too bad, 541 00:23:32,038 --> 00:23:35,505 -her landlord actually drove by. -So, this goes up-- 542 00:23:35,605 --> 00:23:38,005 -John: Now, is that Walt? -Oh, yeah. 543 00:23:38,071 --> 00:23:39,271 John: Oh. 544 00:23:39,338 --> 00:23:41,738 And after you said goodbye to her, 545 00:23:41,805 --> 00:23:44,371 you secretly went up to his place 546 00:23:44,438 --> 00:23:46,971 to get his perspective on the whole situation. 547 00:23:47,038 --> 00:23:48,971 (door creaking) 548 00:23:49,038 --> 00:23:51,071 John: Wow. This is a beautiful spot. 549 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,771 Walt: This in itself should have a soothing effect 550 00:23:54,838 --> 00:23:57,805 -on most any type... -(birds chirping) 551 00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:00,238 ...of ailment you might have. 552 00:24:01,005 --> 00:24:02,671 -Or think you might have. -John: Yeah. 553 00:24:02,738 --> 00:24:05,471 Walt: Not enough. Gotta be something else. 554 00:24:05,538 --> 00:24:07,038 They're a moving target. 555 00:24:07,105 --> 00:24:08,938 One thing you get done today, 556 00:24:09,038 --> 00:24:10,571 you know, there's something else tomorrow. 557 00:24:10,671 --> 00:24:13,338 The, the issue of electricity comes first, 558 00:24:13,405 --> 00:24:15,905 but then, they have dust. They have smell. 559 00:24:15,971 --> 00:24:18,405 They have mold. There's other issues. 560 00:24:18,471 --> 00:24:21,571 And, and once you get one solved, 561 00:24:21,638 --> 00:24:23,638 it'd, be... (stammers) 562 00:24:23,705 --> 00:24:25,705 that doesn't mean that it's all over. 563 00:24:25,771 --> 00:24:28,238 You've gotta deal with something else the next day, 564 00:24:28,305 --> 00:24:31,438 and it goes on and on. It makes it difficult. 565 00:24:31,505 --> 00:24:32,771 This hot tub that I have, 566 00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:34,605 it's this outside hot tub right here, 567 00:24:34,671 --> 00:24:36,571 this lady that rented it from me, 568 00:24:36,638 --> 00:24:39,338 she stayed in there as much as 24 hours 569 00:24:39,405 --> 00:24:40,805 to block off rays 570 00:24:40,871 --> 00:24:42,938 that were coming to her from someone else. 571 00:24:43,038 --> 00:24:44,938 They look different. They act different. 572 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:47,305 Uh, they're difficult to deal with. 573 00:24:47,371 --> 00:24:48,705 But, that doesn't mean the problem 574 00:24:48,771 --> 00:24:51,238 is gonna go away. At some point, 575 00:24:51,305 --> 00:24:53,571 this issue has got to be addressed, 576 00:24:53,638 --> 00:24:55,771 'cause we don't see it decreasin'. 577 00:24:55,838 --> 00:24:57,671 We see it increasin'. 578 00:24:57,738 --> 00:24:59,471 John: Wait, so your... 579 00:24:59,538 --> 00:25:02,605 your Wi-Fi is like, your Wi-Fi is password protected. 580 00:25:02,671 --> 00:25:04,671 -Yeah. -John: Who's gonna steal it, you know? 581 00:25:04,738 --> 00:25:07,738 I-I'd like for them people to steal it. (laughs) 582 00:25:07,805 --> 00:25:09,205 The only thing I gotta watch in here, 583 00:25:09,271 --> 00:25:11,571 I got a 21-year-old house cat. 584 00:25:11,638 --> 00:25:14,838 -John: Oh yeah? Okay. -And she can't get out, so she should be alright. 585 00:25:14,938 --> 00:25:17,071 Walt: That's a heat pad. That's electric. 586 00:25:17,138 --> 00:25:18,371 -John: Oh, that's nice. -(cat meows) 587 00:25:18,438 --> 00:25:21,005 Walt: Oh yeah, you want your picture taken, Lodge? 588 00:25:21,205 --> 00:25:22,171 She-- 589 00:25:22,238 --> 00:25:24,138 But she wants that heat pad, and bitches about it 590 00:25:24,205 --> 00:25:26,238 if she don't get it. She throws a fit. 591 00:25:26,305 --> 00:25:28,271 John: Aw. Hello. 592 00:25:28,338 --> 00:25:29,638 Walt: Yeah, she's a good cat. 593 00:25:29,705 --> 00:25:31,738 John: Oh, wow. You got a noise machine here. 594 00:25:33,205 --> 00:25:34,905 -Is that what this is? -Walt: What's that? 595 00:25:34,971 --> 00:25:37,171 -John: That's a noise machine. -Walt: Yeah. 596 00:25:37,238 --> 00:25:38,771 John: What, what do you got the noise machine for? 597 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,438 Walt: Well, that's my wife. When she comes home, 598 00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:41,638 she gotta have that thing. 599 00:25:41,705 --> 00:25:42,838 John: Really? Even though it's, like-- 600 00:25:42,905 --> 00:25:44,205 Why does your wife need a noise machine? 601 00:25:44,271 --> 00:25:47,405 They want, they want noise. They don't want it real quiet. 602 00:25:47,471 --> 00:25:49,471 Otherwise, you can't sleep without that noise. 603 00:25:49,571 --> 00:25:52,271 I mean, you're supposed to be able to sleep the other way. 604 00:25:52,338 --> 00:25:54,305 Gotta be quiet. Well, not here. 605 00:25:54,371 --> 00:25:57,438 Sometimes, when Rita comes home, bless her heart, 606 00:25:57,505 --> 00:26:00,438 she turn that thing on. It aggravates me, 607 00:26:00,505 --> 00:26:03,171 but, you know, I can live with it. 608 00:26:03,238 --> 00:26:05,938 (gentle music playing) 609 00:26:08,538 --> 00:26:11,671 John: I guess even if you do manage 610 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,205 to find a quiet place, 611 00:26:14,271 --> 00:26:17,371 it might not stay quiet for very long. 612 00:26:17,438 --> 00:26:19,971 -(brakes squeal) -You know how to get to the highway? 613 00:26:20,938 --> 00:26:21,905 Alright. 614 00:26:22,005 --> 00:26:24,071 So, maybe you should try 615 00:26:24,171 --> 00:26:27,138 getting used to the stuff that bothers you. 616 00:26:27,205 --> 00:26:30,738 Otherwise, you may just be on the run forever. 617 00:26:32,571 --> 00:26:36,371 Because no matter how far you move away, 618 00:26:36,438 --> 00:26:38,838 the one noise you'll never escape 619 00:26:38,905 --> 00:26:42,005 is the one in your own head. 620 00:26:42,071 --> 00:26:44,905 And if you love something enough, 621 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:47,671 a little noise is a, a small price to pay. 622 00:26:47,738 --> 00:26:49,605 ♪♪ 623 00:26:49,671 --> 00:26:51,805 So, if you do ever muster up the courage 624 00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:54,971 to make sound in bed, 625 00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:58,871 just make sure that you have something to cover it up with 626 00:26:58,938 --> 00:27:01,338 that everyone will love. 627 00:27:01,405 --> 00:27:06,205 (car horn honks "The Godfather" theme) 628 00:27:11,738 --> 00:27:13,771 (horn continues) 629 00:27:13,838 --> 00:27:16,605 (loud street noise) 630 00:27:16,671 --> 00:27:20,705 (subway screeching) 631 00:27:22,038 --> 00:27:24,605 (blaring siren passing) 632 00:27:24,671 --> 00:27:27,171 (jackhammer rattling) 633 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:30,738 (alarm blaring) 634 00:27:30,805 --> 00:27:32,671 (cacophony, horn continues) 635 00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:33,871 (John muffled) 636 00:27:37,571 --> 00:27:39,038 (silence) 637 00:27:39,105 --> 00:27:43,505 ("Mellow Landscape" by Mike Vickers playing) 638 00:27:54,505 --> 00:27:58,905 ♪♪