1 00:00:04,966 --> 00:00:08,333 (light, gentle music playing) 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:09,933 John Wilson: Hey, New York. 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,433 Whenever your friends ask you to hang out, 4 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:16,566 you kind of just let them determine what you do. 5 00:00:17,566 --> 00:00:20,966 And a lot of the time, it involves watching sports. 6 00:00:21,033 --> 00:00:23,866 Their eyes are always glued to the screen, 7 00:00:23,933 --> 00:00:27,333 but you never have any idea what's going on. 8 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:30,333 They all talk to each other the whole time, 9 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,600 trading stories about the characters on TV. 10 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:34,900 And at a certain point, 11 00:00:34,966 --> 00:00:36,666 they just stop engaging with you 12 00:00:36,733 --> 00:00:39,766 because your mind is clearly blank 13 00:00:39,833 --> 00:00:41,900 and you have nothing to offer. 14 00:00:42,666 --> 00:00:45,266 You never really tried getting into sports growing up 15 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:48,100 because you had more important stuff, 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,433 uh, to focus on. 17 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:54,633 (intense cinematic music playing) 18 00:00:55,633 --> 00:00:57,766 The competitions that you usually like to watch 19 00:00:57,833 --> 00:01:00,133 are always kind of strange, 20 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,266 and involve either feats of strength 21 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:06,800 or breaking some kind of world record. 22 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:08,033 (deeply inhales) 23 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:11,133 (singing soft, high note) 24 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:25,700 (maintaining note) 25 00:01:29,366 --> 00:01:32,400 (note wavering) 26 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,000 (inhales, exhales) 27 00:01:41,066 --> 00:01:43,100 John: Wow. Congrats. 28 00:01:43,666 --> 00:01:47,700 But when you try to talk to normal people about this stuff, 29 00:01:47,765 --> 00:01:49,500 they never seem to care. 30 00:01:49,566 --> 00:01:52,300 Do you ever watch lumberjack competitions? 31 00:01:53,466 --> 00:01:54,866 Uh, not really. 32 00:01:55,466 --> 00:01:57,933 John: You wanna be able to talk about sports, 33 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,133 but you don't even know the basic rules of most games. 34 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:05,900 You're not even sure which team to root for. 35 00:02:05,966 --> 00:02:10,566 But, maybe if you learned how to become a real fan, 36 00:02:10,633 --> 00:02:13,666 you can finally blend in with the rest of your friends. 37 00:02:15,266 --> 00:02:17,933 So, instead of just sitting on the sidelines 38 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,900 the rest of your life, stick with me, 39 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:23,633 and I'll show you how to hit it out of the park, 40 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:26,333 slam dunk, 41 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,466 take one for the team, 42 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,300 and finally just, uh, 43 00:02:32,366 --> 00:02:34,400 get, get in the game. 44 00:02:37,966 --> 00:02:40,166 The number of different sports you can be a fan of 45 00:02:40,233 --> 00:02:43,600 may seem endless, but if you wanna fit in, 46 00:02:43,666 --> 00:02:46,700 you should try to focus on a, a major one. 47 00:02:47,733 --> 00:02:50,133 You weirdly got a message from the New York Mets 48 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,200 a while ago, inviting you to a game 49 00:02:52,266 --> 00:02:55,466 that you never, uh, responded to. 50 00:02:55,533 --> 00:02:57,466 So, you thought it would be a good time 51 00:02:57,533 --> 00:02:59,833 to take them up on their offer. 52 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:01,800 Even though you're still not sure 53 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:05,066 if the invitation was meant for you. 54 00:03:05,133 --> 00:03:08,433 But before you go, you should make sure you're prepared. 55 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,733 So, start by going out and buying some apparel. 56 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,766 -This is the Mets, right? -Cashier: Yeah. 57 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:16,566 John: Thank you so much. 58 00:03:16,633 --> 00:03:19,866 Then you can look up the history of, of the team, 59 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,966 uh, to make sure you're up to speed 60 00:03:23,033 --> 00:03:25,633 before you get there. 61 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:29,000 Baseball players also use a lot of hand signals, 62 00:03:29,066 --> 00:03:32,700 so you should try to study those in public, too. 63 00:03:32,766 --> 00:03:36,666 (energetic synth music playing) 64 00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:44,566 ♪ ♪ 65 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:55,833 -(synth music stops) -And when you're done with that, 66 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:57,300 just drive over to the stadium 67 00:03:57,366 --> 00:04:00,266 to spend some quality time at Citi Field. 68 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:03,133 (upbeat music playing) 69 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,000 (inaudible dialogue) 70 00:04:06,933 --> 00:04:08,566 ♪ ♪ 71 00:04:15,566 --> 00:04:17,332 ♪ ♪ 72 00:04:20,766 --> 00:04:26,100 The forecast wasn't, uh, looking very good, so, um, 73 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:29,266 you should try to kill some time before the game begins. 74 00:04:30,332 --> 00:04:32,166 What do you think's gonna happen? 75 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:34,766 -Mets gonna lose. -John: Oh, shit. 76 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:38,033 When it rains, they have a whole team of people 77 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:40,966 that just wipe down each individual seat 78 00:04:41,066 --> 00:04:43,400 just in case the weather gets better. 79 00:04:46,266 --> 00:04:48,733 There's a guy who walks around to make sure 80 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,433 everyone's still drinking enough alcohol. 81 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:56,000 And there's a big meatloaf for all the male photographers 82 00:04:56,066 --> 00:04:58,000 in, in the press room. 83 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,033 Every game, a, a Mets tradition, 84 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,633 is a sing-along to Billy Joel's "Piano Man." 85 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:06,733 -John: Oh, really? -Um, so, those are the lyrics. 86 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,166 John: But it's always-- it's sponsored by Dunkin now? 87 00:05:08,233 --> 00:05:09,400 Rep: It's sponsored by Dunkin, yeah. 88 00:05:09,466 --> 00:05:11,566 John: Do, do you guys have, like, a kiss cam? 89 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:12,966 Rep: We don't have a kiss cam anymore. 90 00:05:13,033 --> 00:05:15,033 It was, you know, just some weird 91 00:05:15,133 --> 00:05:16,633 consensual things 92 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,933 that we thought didn't really fit well in 2022. 93 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,866 John: Do you think the game's still gonna go on today? 94 00:05:20,933 --> 00:05:23,066 That's-- I don't know. Everybody thinks I'm a weatherman. 95 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:25,633 I got people calling me and texting me. 96 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,733 I-It's in the umpire's hands, 97 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,233 so it doesn't look too promising. 98 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:32,200 But, don't look too promising tomorrow either, unfortunately. 99 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,366 John: And after three hours of waiting, 100 00:05:35,433 --> 00:05:38,033 the game was finally postponed. 101 00:05:39,433 --> 00:05:41,466 You're really upset that you aren't gonna be able 102 00:05:41,533 --> 00:05:44,332 to get the full experience, 103 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,966 but, thankfully, a fan that you met there 104 00:05:48,066 --> 00:05:50,133 invited you to come back to his place 105 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:53,800 to watch some old games on TV instead. 106 00:05:53,866 --> 00:05:56,600 -Wow. -This is my living room and my dining room. 107 00:05:56,666 --> 00:05:58,966 -All in one. -John: Cool. 108 00:05:59,033 --> 00:06:01,000 These are all my Met glasses on top. 109 00:06:01,066 --> 00:06:03,133 -I don't know if you can really see them. -John: Oh, yeah. 110 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,233 This is like my Hall of Fame area for pins. 111 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,000 I don't know if that'll show with the glare. 112 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:10,700 John: What about, what do you like about pins so much? 113 00:06:10,766 --> 00:06:13,366 Fan: I don't know, but it's... Eh, I just enjoy it. 114 00:06:13,433 --> 00:06:15,033 -John: What is this? -Fan: Oh, that's paper. 115 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:16,933 John: This is paper? It's like a flip book 116 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,233 that doesn't change. 117 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:20,533 How'd you get into the Mets to begin with? 118 00:06:21,066 --> 00:06:24,733 Oh, that's my father, who says he created this monster, 119 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,766 -so, yeah, he takes the blame for it, but... -(John laughs) 120 00:06:27,832 --> 00:06:30,000 -John: Is he still here right now? -Yes, he is. 121 00:06:30,066 --> 00:06:31,566 Yeah, he's downstairs. 122 00:06:31,633 --> 00:06:32,800 John: Do you remember the first time 123 00:06:32,866 --> 00:06:34,933 that you brought your son to the game? 124 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,233 Oh, my God. That was... 125 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:39,433 He was about maybe 7 or 8 years old, 126 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,100 I guess, him and his brother, 127 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:45,433 who turned out to be a Yankee fan, unfortunately. 128 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:48,966 -He's, he's been my caregiver for the last two years. -John: Oh, yeah? 129 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:51,800 -It's nice you take care of your dad here. -Fan: Thank you. 130 00:06:51,866 --> 00:06:53,300 You know what I tell everybody? 131 00:06:53,366 --> 00:06:55,832 "You should've seen me when I was alive." 132 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,733 (all laugh) 133 00:06:57,832 --> 00:07:00,200 -John: Please don't burn yourself. -Fan: Nah. 134 00:07:00,266 --> 00:07:02,900 -John: Okay. Alright, it looks good. -Fan: Smokin'. 135 00:07:03,366 --> 00:07:05,666 So, we'll watch a little 1986 Mets. 136 00:07:05,733 --> 00:07:08,000 John: Yes, please. 137 00:07:08,066 --> 00:07:10,400 Was the '86 team a, a good team? 138 00:07:10,466 --> 00:07:12,200 Oh, that team was phenomenal. 139 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,733 They started the season, like, two and three, 140 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,033 and then they wheeled off 10 wins in a row. 141 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:20,800 -John: Uh-huh. -Fan: Reggie Jackson. I think that's Kent Her-- 142 00:07:20,866 --> 00:07:23,166 There's, uh, Ray Knight. When the Mets won that game six, 143 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:25,800 they came from behind with two out, nobody on. 144 00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:28,332 -Carlton Fisk... -John: He seemed to know a lot 145 00:07:28,433 --> 00:07:30,633 about all the different people on the team. 146 00:07:31,366 --> 00:07:34,233 And you kinda wish that you were watching a game 147 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:36,433 where you knew at least a little something 148 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:37,966 about the players. 149 00:07:38,033 --> 00:07:40,300 -What is this stuff? -Fan: That's stuff my dad taped. 150 00:07:40,366 --> 00:07:41,832 I don't even know what's on it. 151 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,866 -What is this? -John: This is stuff your dad taped? 152 00:07:43,933 --> 00:07:46,266 -Fan: What is that? OJ Simpson? Ah, that's my dad. 153 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:48,466 He made a whole bunch of tapes. He might have taped over them. 154 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:49,666 John: Oh, okay. 155 00:07:49,733 --> 00:07:51,832 Fan: He was one of the best. He set the record 156 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:54,500 with 2,003 or 2,007 yards. 157 00:07:54,566 --> 00:07:56,433 John: Who did OJ play for? 158 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:59,666 Fan: He was, uh, on the Buffalo, uh, Bills? 159 00:07:59,733 --> 00:08:01,966 Everybody thought he was a great person 160 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:04,833 and a great, uh, sports player. 161 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,333 You know, football player. 162 00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:09,333 -John: Hm. -They used to call him "The Juice" 163 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,766 John: You're already pretty familiar with, 164 00:08:11,833 --> 00:08:14,866 uh, all the stuff that OJ did, 165 00:08:14,933 --> 00:08:18,100 so maybe you'd, uh, have a bit more fun going to, uh, 166 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:21,666 see his former team play a game. 167 00:08:21,733 --> 00:08:24,766 Do you have any tickets? Oh. 168 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:27,800 You guys don't know how to get tickets, do you? 169 00:08:27,866 --> 00:08:29,733 -Uh... -Uh, sorry, bro. 170 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,866 I don't. I-I don't, uh... 171 00:08:33,933 --> 00:08:35,100 John: You know how to get tickets? 172 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,700 -They're gone now! -John: Okay. 173 00:08:37,765 --> 00:08:39,765 So if you can't find a ticket, 174 00:08:39,832 --> 00:08:41,665 it seems like a big part of the experience 175 00:08:41,732 --> 00:08:44,600 is standing in a big parking lot with other fans, 176 00:08:44,665 --> 00:08:47,066 uh, before the game begins. 177 00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:50,466 They grill meats together on the hood of their cars, 178 00:08:51,466 --> 00:08:53,333 eat pudding, 179 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,833 and pay tribute to teammates 180 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,633 that are no longer with us. 181 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:03,566 This seems like a paradise for people that actually care. 182 00:09:03,633 --> 00:09:06,100 But, you still weren't really sure 183 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:08,133 how to participate. 184 00:09:08,233 --> 00:09:10,166 ♪ ♪ 185 00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:13,200 A lot of their rituals seem to have mutated over the years 186 00:09:13,266 --> 00:09:16,800 into something designed to scare outsiders. 187 00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:20,700 There was nowhere to hide, 188 00:09:22,033 --> 00:09:24,233 and you were a complete mess 189 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:28,000 by the time everyone went into the stadium. 190 00:09:28,633 --> 00:09:31,600 It just felt like you were at a big family reunion 191 00:09:31,666 --> 00:09:34,200 where you didn't know anyone. 192 00:09:34,266 --> 00:09:38,200 And maybe you missed some kind of crucial formative moment 193 00:09:38,266 --> 00:09:40,500 when you were a kid. 194 00:09:40,566 --> 00:09:43,466 (quiet street noise) 195 00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:45,600 -Go Bills. -(fan scoffs) 196 00:09:48,533 --> 00:09:49,833 John: When you were growing up, 197 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:52,366 your family never really watched the game. 198 00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:53,400 ♪ ♪ 199 00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:56,233 Your only exposure to professional athletics 200 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:59,800 was the swimsuit issue of "Sports Illustrated" 201 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,833 that your dad got you every year. 202 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:05,200 There wasn't many sports in there, 203 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:07,066 but there are a bunch of girly pictures 204 00:10:07,133 --> 00:10:09,166 that you cut out and plastered 205 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,900 all over the walls of your childhood bedroom. 206 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,933 You're pretty sure your dad gave them to you 207 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:18,433 to make sure that you were straight. 208 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,666 But, it eventually made you so horny 209 00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:22,966 that you ended up fooling around 210 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:25,933 with one of your best male friends 211 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,766 all throughout middle school. 212 00:10:29,766 --> 00:10:31,966 You were both kind of ashamed of it 213 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:35,333 and never really talked about it with anyone. 214 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,066 And maybe that all had some kind of impact 215 00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:42,165 on the kind of adult you became. 216 00:10:45,533 --> 00:10:48,966 You tried a couple of other sports, 217 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:52,066 but you couldn't really get excited about 218 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:53,366 what you were watching. 219 00:10:54,066 --> 00:10:56,233 And the only part that caught your attention 220 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:59,766 was when nobody was playing. 221 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,866 (classical music playing) 222 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:10,100 ♪ ♪ 223 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,233 Being around this many people 224 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:17,966 also gave you terrible claustrophobia, 225 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:20,466 and you kept replaying a scenario 226 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:23,233 over and over in your head of what would happen 227 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,866 if you all tried to leave at the same time. 228 00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:31,333 You always enjoyed having little get-togethers 229 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,233 at your place, 230 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,665 and maybe you'd feel more relaxed 231 00:11:35,733 --> 00:11:38,433 watching the next big game at home with your friends. 232 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,600 So, you go out to the supermarket to get some snacks 233 00:11:42,665 --> 00:11:44,700 and text a few pals. 234 00:11:46,033 --> 00:11:49,466 You also haven't cleaned your apartment in a while, 235 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:52,165 and it had a thin layer of dust over everything, 236 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,300 and you desperately need to clean up 237 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,100 if you wanna entertain. 238 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,866 -But when you try to turn on your vacuum... -(vacuum whirring) 239 00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:03,000 ...it doesn't really seem to work, 240 00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:05,633 and nothing you do really fixes it. 241 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,533 So, you look online and find a vacuum repair store 242 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,333 that's still open. 243 00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:13,133 Hello. 244 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,033 -Hi. How are you? -John: Good. 245 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,500 So do you work on Dysons here? 246 00:12:16,566 --> 00:12:18,600 I'm working on a Dyson now. 247 00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:20,866 We do more Dysons than anything else. 248 00:12:20,933 --> 00:12:23,400 -John: Are they, like, hard to fix at all? -Oh, yeah. 249 00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:25,600 Yeah, they're, they're a pain in the neck to get apart. 250 00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:28,566 They're just very, very overrated. 251 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:29,766 John: Yeah. 252 00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:31,833 Did vacuum cleaners used to be built better? 253 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,133 Oh, a hundred percent! 254 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:36,733 John: Oh, wow. That is a very cool design. 255 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,000 Right here. Hoover Constellation. 256 00:12:40,066 --> 00:12:42,133 And when you turn it on, the air, 257 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,066 the exhaust, comes out of the bottom, 258 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:47,665 so it actually floated on the air and moved around. 259 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,733 John: Oh, cool. Do people still use these things? 260 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,933 Yeah. Oh, sure. Oh, yeah. We still fix Kirbys. 261 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,566 Yeah, we fix them all the time. 262 00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:56,133 There's groups that collect these things, uh-- 263 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,165 -(door beeps) -Repairman: How you doing, sir? 264 00:12:58,233 --> 00:13:00,266 -John: No, it's okay. It's okay. Please. -Repairman: No, that's alright. 265 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,966 I just had a question. 266 00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:04,233 I have a, a problem where it's, like, a lot of gunk in here, 267 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,500 -so it doesn't-- -Repairman: Phones we don't work on at all. 268 00:13:06,566 --> 00:13:07,966 This was a good machine actually. 269 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,466 This, this machine here. 270 00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:11,533 This was the standard, uh, Hoover upright. 271 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,666 I forget what, uh... 272 00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:14,266 Convertible, I think they called that. 273 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:17,266 -Really good, strong machine. Just-- -(phone ringing) 274 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,200 Hello? 275 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,466 -How are you? Are you bad? -(muffled phone chatter) 276 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,500 So, it's gotten worse again? 277 00:13:25,566 --> 00:13:27,666 (phone chatter continues) 278 00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:31,033 John: You're amazed that people still use these things 279 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,933 and it looked like they had an event happening soon. 280 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,800 Thankfully, only one person responded to your text 281 00:13:37,866 --> 00:13:39,700 about watching the game, 282 00:13:39,766 --> 00:13:41,266 so you're sure your friend 283 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,433 wouldn't mind if you did something else instead. 284 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,400 ♪ ♪ 285 00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:49,033 The Vacuum Cleaner Collectors Club convention 286 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:52,366 was happening in Scranton, Pennsylvania, 287 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:55,333 at a Marriott TownePlace Suites. 288 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,033 It was their 37th anniversary, 289 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,633 and collectors from all over the country 290 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,766 turned up to show off their stuff. 291 00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:08,833 -Wow. Was that hard to get? -Vac Man: No. Luckily, it was available, 292 00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:12,166 -and so was Ohio Vac still. -John: Cool. 293 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:15,566 Collector 1: These are the first Hoovers from 1908. 294 00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:18,333 John: So how many vacuums would you say that y-you own? 295 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,300 -Me? I have about 75. -John: Really? 296 00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:22,766 Collector 2: I have about 120. 297 00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:25,066 -John: You have 120 vacuums? -Yes. 298 00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:28,100 I have a few buildings full and two houses full. 299 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,166 -(laughter) -Collector 3: Yeah, it happens. 300 00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:32,766 Even the cats aren't afraid of them anymore. My cats are like, 301 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,600 "Oh, the blue one's out," you know? They don't-- 302 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,300 -It, it doesn't scare them. -John: Oh. 303 00:14:36,366 --> 00:14:38,400 Yeah, my cat is really afraid of my vacuum cleaner. 304 00:14:38,466 --> 00:14:39,433 -Really? -John: Yeah. 305 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,665 ♪ ♪ 306 00:14:42,766 --> 00:14:44,866 Oh, my God. 307 00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:47,665 -(laughter) -John: Are you serious? 308 00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:49,700 (slow whirring) 309 00:14:49,766 --> 00:14:52,366 (whirring speeds up) 310 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,966 (rapid whining) 311 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,400 John: This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen. 312 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,700 The event began with a board meeting 313 00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:19,266 where they discussed their finances. 314 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,733 Yes, we have about $9,000 in our treasury, 315 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,066 and the convention, I think, was around two. 316 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,266 So, um, I'll have a treasurer's report in the newsletter. 317 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:32,366 Board Member: The board had discussed, possibly, 318 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:36,366 if a member leaves not in good standing, 319 00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:38,700 leaves our club, or gets kicked out, 320 00:15:38,766 --> 00:15:41,665 that they're not allowed to rejoin later on. 321 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,500 -Collector 2: I've heard of that. Yeah. -Board Member: But-- 322 00:15:44,566 --> 00:15:46,433 ("Roar" by Katy Perry ringtone playing) 323 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,000 -(clapping) -(laughter) 324 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:52,100 (indistinct chatter) 325 00:15:52,165 --> 00:15:54,400 John: And once that was finished, 326 00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:55,800 they put a bunch of stuff on the ground 327 00:15:55,866 --> 00:15:59,500 and got ready for a signature sport of theirs. 328 00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:01,133 What is that stuff? 329 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,000 -(John laughs) -I don't know what's it made of. 330 00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:05,133 It's just, it's just, uh, what they use for-- 331 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,600 simulate dog hair. 332 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,500 John: They put salt and confetti and stuff 333 00:16:09,566 --> 00:16:11,866 in three different lanes, 334 00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:14,433 and competitors try to suck up 335 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,133 as much as they could in a given amount of time. 336 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:21,300 The first round was canister vacuums 337 00:16:21,366 --> 00:16:23,933 and the judges were really meticulous 338 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,266 in how they graded each performance. 339 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,266 (inaudible dialogue) 340 00:16:28,866 --> 00:16:32,433 John: Next to compete were the upright vacuums 341 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,966 which were all very evenly matched. 342 00:16:36,665 --> 00:16:40,500 It was an exhilarating sight and for the first time, 343 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,333 you completely understood all the rules. 344 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:47,165 You really wanted to know who won, 345 00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:49,165 but, unfortunately, you were gonna have to wait 346 00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:50,866 until the closing night ceremony 347 00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,933 to see how everyone did. 348 00:16:54,266 --> 00:16:56,266 What, what got you into vacuums? 349 00:16:56,366 --> 00:16:57,900 I don't know. I was just kind of always-- 350 00:16:57,966 --> 00:16:59,966 -I've always been like that. -John: Really? 351 00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:01,866 -Yeah. It's like... -(hose clattering) 352 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,266 I don't know what caused it. I just like vacuums. 353 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,900 -John: How many vacuums do you have at home? -I have, like... 354 00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:08,333 25 to 30. 355 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,366 -John: Really? -I don't really know. Yeah. 356 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:12,965 Collector 4: Everybody here has the same, the same story. 357 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,500 As a little kid, 358 00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:18,465 I was overly enamored with vacuum cleaners. 359 00:17:18,532 --> 00:17:20,133 It didn't matter what it was. It was just as long 360 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,599 as it was a vacuum cleaner, and it plugged in... 361 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,566 (clicks tongue) I was good to go. 362 00:17:23,633 --> 00:17:25,400 You know, it's just that simple. 363 00:17:25,465 --> 00:17:28,133 And then, after a while, I realized that it was actually 364 00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:32,066 kind of embarrassing, so I, I put it away. 365 00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:34,966 John: Why do you feel like you had to hide it for a minute? 366 00:17:35,766 --> 00:17:38,600 Because all the other little guys on the playground 367 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,700 -made fun of you. -John: Hm. 368 00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:43,566 (laughs) You didn't have a baseball bat, didn't want to, 369 00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:46,400 didn't want a football, didn't want a basketball. 370 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,466 I wanted to play with your mom's sweeper. 371 00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:50,733 (laughs) 372 00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:54,600 I-- You know, you can pretty it up all you want, 373 00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:56,800 and it all comes down to that. 374 00:17:56,866 --> 00:17:59,900 (vacuum motor whirring) 375 00:18:02,266 --> 00:18:04,900 (vacuum stops) 376 00:18:04,966 --> 00:18:07,533 John: Did you see the, uh, vacuum convention happening over there? 377 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,700 -Say that again? -John: The vacuum convention happening right here? 378 00:18:09,766 --> 00:18:12,333 I did. My grandmother had this. 379 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,066 -John: Oh, really? -When we were younger. 380 00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:15,700 This one over here. 381 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,200 (clicks tongue) This one. 382 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,700 John: What was your relationship like with your grandmother? 383 00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:24,166 Oh, we were tight until she-- until, unfortunately, 384 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,000 -she passed away this past December, but. -John: Oh, I'm sorry. 385 00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:31,933 I'm, I'm grateful that I had 38 years with her. You know? 386 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,433 I mean, she taught me a lot, 387 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,100 especially about how to be a man, you know. 388 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,333 And, you know, of course, cooking, cleaning. 389 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,400 That's all about adulthood, 390 00:18:41,466 --> 00:18:44,266 but also about becoming your own independent man. 391 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,066 Does that vacuum actually work? 392 00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:47,566 John: Yeah, it, it does, actually. 393 00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:48,600 (slow whirring) 394 00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:50,266 -Yo, look at that thing! -Oh, shit. 395 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,866 (whirring speeds up) 396 00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:53,733 -Look at this! -Oh, shit. 397 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,733 -(laughs) -(mutters) 398 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,500 -I'm sorry, guys. -Sorry, guys! 399 00:18:58,566 --> 00:19:00,500 -We're just adoring the vacuum over here. -(laughter) 400 00:19:00,566 --> 00:19:03,166 John: Later that afternoon, they all met 401 00:19:03,233 --> 00:19:07,266 at one of their houses for an annual barbecue, 402 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,133 and the host was excited to show off his collection. 403 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,700 -Are these all the same model? -Collector 3: They're convertibles. 404 00:19:14,766 --> 00:19:16,500 I have the first one and the last one 405 00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:18,733 and hundreds of others in between. 406 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,866 -This came from the actual parking lot. -John: Oh, okay. 407 00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:23,466 We have... 408 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:27,366 -Is this devotion? (laughs) -John: Oh, cool. 409 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,433 Very nice. Yeah, you got everything. 410 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,000 I wore leg braces for 14 years and how I learned to walk 411 00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:34,966 was pushing around my grandmother's Hoover. 412 00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:37,600 If it wasn't for her having that, you know, 413 00:19:37,666 --> 00:19:39,266 I wouldn't have been walking at the age of 2. 414 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,933 John: Why do you guys think it's, like, 415 00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:43,266 mostly men that are collectors? 416 00:19:43,366 --> 00:19:44,966 ♪ ♪ 417 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:47,933 I'm not really sure, 'cause there's... 418 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,400 -um, a couple women that... -There are. 419 00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:54,100 I-I-I don't know why. I don't think anybody does. 420 00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:56,433 I just liked vacuums, and whether or not 421 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,700 anyone else approved of that or not... 422 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,900 I mean, of course, respect your parents, that sort of thing. 423 00:20:02,966 --> 00:20:06,066 But I just had vacuums, and I was okay with that. 424 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:08,733 I figure it's different for everyone though, 425 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,966 but there's always that sort of, 426 00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:11,600 "Oh, he has vacuums. That's weird." 427 00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:14,966 But, in the end, everyone has a vacuum. 428 00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:17,066 ♪ ♪ 429 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,566 John: You were having a really good time 430 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:21,800 getting to know everyone there, 431 00:20:21,866 --> 00:20:23,333 but you still weren't really sure 432 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,233 how their obsession originated. 433 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,900 And all three of those girls had that model 28, 434 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:34,166 which was a 1946 World War II thing. 435 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,400 John: Oh, okay. 436 00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:37,600 It seems like they all had some kind of connection 437 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:40,433 with a, a family member's vacuum cleaner 438 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,200 when they were growing up. 439 00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:43,166 I look at these cleaners, 440 00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:44,433 and I remember all these relatives 441 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,366 and so many of them are dead now. 442 00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:47,466 Not that I hold on to them, 443 00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:49,300 but it's just I remember them all, 444 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,200 -and now, they're not here. -Collector 5: But I think that shows, that demonstrates 445 00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:53,633 that the meaning goes a little bit beyond 446 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,500 just what the vacuum cleaner is, right? 447 00:20:55,566 --> 00:20:56,800 I mean, you've got memories tied to it. 448 00:20:56,866 --> 00:20:58,766 -John: Yeah. -That's what sort of brings it meaning. 449 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,800 ♪ ♪ 450 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,900 John: You're pretty sure your grandma 451 00:21:05,966 --> 00:21:08,600 u-used to have an old vacuum, too. 452 00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:12,500 But you're afraid that you weren't really 453 00:21:12,566 --> 00:21:14,500 that close with her. 454 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,500 The last time you saw her, 455 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,233 you went to go see her in the hospital, 456 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:22,366 but you didn't know what to talk about. 457 00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:27,433 You eventually said that you were hungry and... 458 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,966 went to go get some lunch and never came back. 459 00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:37,300 She died a couple of days later, 460 00:21:37,366 --> 00:21:39,400 and you felt really guilty 461 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:42,000 for not having spent more time with her. 462 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:46,100 Even though you're never really sure 463 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:48,933 how to say goodbye. 464 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,966 The next morning, they organized 465 00:21:53,033 --> 00:21:54,700 a trip to the coal museum, 466 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,933 which gave you the opportunity 467 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,700 to test out some new material. 468 00:21:59,766 --> 00:22:04,166 The carpets are pretty clean for a coal museum. (laughs) 469 00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:05,733 Pretty clean for a coal museum. 470 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,533 I noticed that the carpet's pretty clean for a coal museum. 471 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,900 (laughs) It is. 472 00:22:09,966 --> 00:22:11,733 ♪ ♪ 473 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,233 John: And for lunch, they had a pizza party 474 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,833 at a member's house nearby. 475 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:20,766 The host of the party was a, a man named Joe 476 00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:23,933 who was really excited to show you his collection 477 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,200 because each vacuum had a unique story. 478 00:22:27,266 --> 00:22:30,366 Turned out that the guy killed his wife, 479 00:22:30,466 --> 00:22:32,366 and then he put a-- then he shot himself, 480 00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:36,966 and the bullet went through his head, into my aunt's wall, 481 00:22:37,033 --> 00:22:38,766 ricocheted off a light fixture, 482 00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:40,933 and landed on the hood of the vacuum cleaner. 483 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,500 -John: Oh, my God. -Joe: The police found it. 484 00:22:42,566 --> 00:22:44,766 That's my murder-suicide vacuum. 485 00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:47,433 Since I was a kid, I could always remember, 486 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,600 even when we would go shopping, I would disappear, 487 00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:52,466 and I'd go right to the vacuum aisles 488 00:22:52,533 --> 00:22:54,200 and, and look at them. 489 00:22:54,266 --> 00:22:56,333 John: Did, like, the other kids, when you were growing up, did-- 490 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,266 I kept-- No, I kept it to myself. 491 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,400 I was-- No, nobody-- 492 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,000 I didn't tell anybody about it. 493 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:05,766 John: How old were you when you, uh, came out? 494 00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:07,700 (sighs) You mean vacuuming? 495 00:23:07,766 --> 00:23:09,066 -John: Yeah. -(Joe laughs) 496 00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:10,833 I was in my 50s. 497 00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,733 -John: Really? -'Cause I'm 64 now. 498 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,900 -John: You were hiding it for that long? -Hiding it. I was hiding it. 499 00:23:14,966 --> 00:23:16,633 This one, 500 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:19,300 my father bought it for me, and I came home, and he said, 501 00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:20,566 "I got a present for ya." 502 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,800 John: What was your relationship like with your, 503 00:23:22,866 --> 00:23:24,466 like, with your father? 504 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:28,066 He was hundred percent supportive of this. 505 00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:29,133 Hundred percent. 506 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,233 He thought it was great. He would sometimes come out 507 00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:33,433 on the workbench with me, and I'd understand 508 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,300 how to put a cord on or change a switch. 509 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,500 And he would-- 'Cause he was very handy. 510 00:23:37,566 --> 00:23:39,400 He never actually fixed vacuums. 511 00:23:39,466 --> 00:23:41,400 -John: Hm. -But he knew a lot, enough that he could teach me stuff, 512 00:23:41,466 --> 00:23:42,600 and he taught me a lot. 513 00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:45,033 John: Does he still help out or-- 514 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,466 Oh, my father passed away. 515 00:23:47,566 --> 00:23:49,100 -John: Oh, I'm sorry. -Yeah. 516 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,500 I buried him last weekend. 517 00:23:50,566 --> 00:23:52,766 It's... It's-It's hard. 518 00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,466 I said-- He lived with me for so many years, 519 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:57,400 it was like losin' a spouse almost because he was-- 520 00:23:57,466 --> 00:23:58,800 And, uh, h-he was here. 521 00:23:58,866 --> 00:24:01,333 You, know, a lot of times, I'll come home from somewhere, 522 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,433 and I'll wanna go tell him what happened or what ha-- 523 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:06,366 and I'm like, "Oh, I can't. He's not here anymore." 524 00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:09,333 The day before he died, I went out up to the hospital, 525 00:24:09,433 --> 00:24:11,566 and I held his hand, and we watched Mass on TV 526 00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:13,333 'cause he always-- when he couldn't go to the church anymore, 527 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,166 he always wanted to watch it on TV. 528 00:24:15,233 --> 00:24:16,666 I watched it with him, and I held his hand, 529 00:24:16,733 --> 00:24:18,433 and I said, "Dad, it's-- everything's gonna be okay. 530 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,466 It's gonna be alright." 531 00:24:20,533 --> 00:24:23,266 And I said, as much as he couldn't talk, 532 00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:25,966 when I walked out of that room, clear as anything, 533 00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:28,233 he said to me, "Remember, I love you." 534 00:24:30,233 --> 00:24:31,200 (voice breaking) I'm sorry. 535 00:24:31,266 --> 00:24:32,833 -Please turn it off. -John: It's okay. 536 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:35,000 -It's okay. I'm sorry. -(Joe gasps) 537 00:24:35,066 --> 00:24:37,500 Joe: And then I got a call the next morning at six o'clock, 538 00:24:37,566 --> 00:24:39,666 and they told me that he died in his sleep. 539 00:24:39,733 --> 00:24:41,633 I couldn't be there all night with him. 540 00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:43,833 I don't know exactly what time they found him, 541 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:46,933 at, uh, quarter to six in the morning. (sharp inhale) 542 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,233 My cousin, she lived in Ten-- she lives in Tennessee. 543 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:52,366 And she said somethin' that made me feel kind of good. 544 00:24:52,433 --> 00:24:54,233 She goes, "You cry because you miss him, 545 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:56,766 not because you have anything to regret with your father." 546 00:24:56,833 --> 00:24:59,900 -Mm. I try to remember that some time. -John: That's true. 547 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:04,566 (soft piano music playing) 548 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:07,666 (inaudible dialogue) 549 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,700 ♪ ♪ 550 00:25:15,466 --> 00:25:17,666 John: When you got back to the hotel, 551 00:25:18,566 --> 00:25:21,666 they gave out all the awards for the competition... 552 00:25:21,733 --> 00:25:22,700 (applause) 553 00:25:22,766 --> 00:25:24,433 Matthew was the Constellation. 554 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,800 -(applause) -John: ...and packed up all their stuff 555 00:25:27,866 --> 00:25:31,000 and got ready for the long drive home. 556 00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:35,400 (wheels rumbling) 557 00:25:37,900 --> 00:25:39,766 -(tapping) -And we usually do this in tap shoes, okay? 558 00:25:39,833 --> 00:25:41,500 -(John laughs) -We weren't, we weren't prepared. 559 00:25:41,566 --> 00:25:43,000 -Actually have-- -Our musical accompanist 560 00:25:43,066 --> 00:25:44,800 is, is home sick with herpes or something. 561 00:25:44,866 --> 00:25:47,633 -(straining) -Shit. 562 00:25:47,733 --> 00:25:50,366 ♪ ♪ 563 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,800 John: Maybe it's okay if you don't like the same games 564 00:25:57,866 --> 00:26:00,833 as everyone else does. 565 00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:04,833 Because the fewer fans that there are, 566 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:08,766 the stronger the bonds are that you'll make. 567 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:19,566 And if you're having a hard time 568 00:26:19,633 --> 00:26:23,266 communicating with the people that you love, 569 00:26:24,566 --> 00:26:28,366 just make sure you take the opportunity 570 00:26:28,433 --> 00:26:31,866 while they're still around, 571 00:26:31,933 --> 00:26:35,466 because you may only get one shot. 572 00:26:37,933 --> 00:26:41,233 And if you do miss the chance, 573 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:42,666 you can always find 574 00:26:42,733 --> 00:26:44,833 another way to remember them, 575 00:26:45,933 --> 00:26:48,166 which can keep you company 576 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:51,200 for a long time after they're gone. 577 00:26:51,266 --> 00:26:54,133 ♪ ♪ 578 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,400 Because in the end, 579 00:26:56,466 --> 00:26:58,800 everyone has a vacuum, 580 00:27:00,266 --> 00:27:04,133 and you can always just take it out 581 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,233 whenever you're ready. 582 00:27:09,566 --> 00:27:11,566 This is John Wilson. 583 00:27:11,633 --> 00:27:14,000 Thanks for watching. 584 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:20,000 (mellow music playing) 585 00:27:20,066 --> 00:27:22,833 ♪ ♪