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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我媽釣男人從來不出差錯

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‎對她來說就像呼吸一樣自然

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‎她總是知道該說什麼、該做什麼

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‎就像有魔力一樣

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‎她理直氣壯、無所畏懼

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‎她就是大方展現自己

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‎男人、性愛，通通都是

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‎我發誓我一定是養女

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‎男人是視覺動物

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‎所以就給他們一點東西看

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‎我無法和我媽引起一樣的反應

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‎-帕瑪，妳唱得真屌
‎-謝謝

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‎-妳覺得呢？
‎-還不錯

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‎好吧，我得走了
‎我跟馬可仕說會去接他

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‎-回頭見
‎-再見

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‎再見

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‎-帕瑪很棒，她的歌聲能幫樂團加分
‎-對啊

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‎裘丹還在團內時
‎我都沒發現你們有多爛

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‎可惜他媽逼他退出三性男

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‎隨便啦，這樣反而升級了

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‎帕瑪辣得誇張

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-超級辣

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‎有帕瑪加入，我們今年
‎或許有機會贏樂團大戰

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‎我們得選一首歌

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‎我知道

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‎一定要是兒戲樂團的歌

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‎帕瑪的音域唱《聰明藥腦》一定超殺

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‎《聰明藥腦》是史上最爛歌名

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‎聽起來好像怪奇比莉

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‎我喜歡怪奇比莉

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‎那當然，我完全不覺得違和

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‎（你被殺了）

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‎你這個小賤人，普雷斯

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‎死吧，廢物

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‎普雷斯，你是全世界

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‎最不適合滋長暴力傾向的人

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‎杭特說你以前會在下課時
‎拿石頭丟松鼠

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‎好喔

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‎新女友會咬人

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‎你等會小心一點，杭特

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‎普雷斯，不要講這種話

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‎我要吃零食

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‎你覺得馬尼還有猶太熱狗嗎？

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‎你怎麼會跟普雷斯當朋友？他好機車

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‎我當年服用聰明藥時
‎普雷斯對我不離不棄

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‎我有整整三年都跟行屍走肉…

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‎所以我們才應該用《聰明藥腦》開場

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‎能夠傳遞意涵

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‎抱歉

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‎對不起，我們一整晚都在談這個

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‎沒關係，我知道樂團大戰對你很重要

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‎是沒錯，但…

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‎妳也很重要

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‎是嗎？

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‎對

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‎這個是送妳的

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‎《傲慢與偏見》

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‎妳在吉登的課上選為課外閱讀書籍

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‎不過我已經有了

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‎這本是我姊的

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‎她上學期在塔夫茨大學
‎修了奧斯汀文學課

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‎上面寫滿筆記，我想說妳能參考看看

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‎謝謝

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‎我真的很喜歡這本

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‎我喜歡奧斯汀的文筆
‎很有半開玩笑的意味

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‎她會藉著角色向讀者使眼色

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‎對啊，珍是個精明女人

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‎-我們找到一堆小蘿蔔和豆泥
‎-讚

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‎第二回合，賤人

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‎放馬過來

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‎大家好，歡迎參加募款委員會會議

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‎學年快要到了，也就代表了一件事

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‎班克勒國小的返校募款活動要到了

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‎我們會舉辦第五屆年度烘焙義賣

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‎辛西亞

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‎我好興奮

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‎年度返校烘焙義賣
‎是我最喜歡的活動之一

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‎身為鄰里活動中心的成員

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‎我很樂意提供場地給校委會使用

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‎謝謝妳

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‎這是我的榮幸

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‎我在想…

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‎鄰里活動中心到底有什麼了不起？

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‎妳知道洛杉磯、紐約
‎還有倫敦的舒活會所嗎？

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‎-不知道
‎-對喔

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‎我忘了妳是麻雀變鳳凰

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‎那裡是麻州門檻最高的俱樂部

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‎為什麼？

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‎在1890年成立之初是網球俱樂部

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‎以及提供會員進行社交的場地

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‎有面試程序、年費、投票…

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‎一整套規定

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‎但是為什麼？

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‎為了網球跟社交活動

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‎-好吧
‎-我會烤素起司蛋糕

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‎我今年不想看到有人在搶

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‎我們去年募到了5000元

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‎用蛋糕和派募到5000元？

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‎今年要更上一層樓

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‎對，一定要

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‎喬琪雅，妳有疑問嗎？

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‎坐下，小麻雀

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‎舉行賭場之夜如何？

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‎用撲克可以募到大把大把的錢

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‎這個建議很有意思

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‎不過烘焙義賣是全鎮最愛的活動

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‎這件事我得站在辛西亞那邊

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‎烘焙義賣已成為本鎮年度亮點

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‎我也沒忘記妳的素起司蛋糕

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‎那麼就這樣拍定了

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‎先休息五分鐘，再回來討論細節

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‎別覺得賭場之夜被反對是針對妳

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‎那個建議本身還算不錯…

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‎我沒覺得是針對我

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‎（讓我們幫助你拓展生意
‎在這打廣告）

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‎喬琪雅，可以請妳過來一下嗎？

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‎好

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‎我會處理

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‎喬琪雅，這位是人資部的艾芮卡

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‎妳好

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‎這是一次信息溝通

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‎保羅，你可以把憂慮告訴喬琪雅嗎？

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‎我在照顧奧斯汀的時候

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‎看到好幾張信用卡是掛他的名字

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‎這不是在指控妳

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‎我們想和妳談談

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‎奧斯汀的爸爸吉爾

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‎目前正在坐牢

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‎抱歉

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‎這對我來說很容易激動

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‎他侵占公司的錢

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‎我們搬到威斯巴瑞重新開始

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‎但令人心碎的還不只這樣

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‎我發現吉爾利用奧斯汀的社會安全碼

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‎申請了數張信用卡

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‎他竟然偷自己九歲兒子的錢

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‎連虎毒都不食子耶

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‎我感到痛心疾首

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‎但如果需要看我的銀行對帳單…

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‎-不用
‎-沒這個必要

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‎但這很明顯是私人問題，應加以保密

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‎妳如果需要幫助

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‎我隨時都在

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‎謝謝妳，艾芮卡

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‎喬琪雅，很抱歉讓妳再次煎熬

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‎我不是故意的

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‎我把房子和孩子放心交給你

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‎你找人資部前應該要先問我

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‎我知道，妳說得對，我應該要先問

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‎我現在背負著很多壓力

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‎請妳明白這一點

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‎聽我說

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‎我想在40歲當上州長

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‎為了達成目標，我必須成功連任

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‎但…

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‎這是藉口，我痛恨藉口

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‎我非常非常抱歉

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‎我應該先告訴妳

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‎對，你應該先告訴我

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‎我愛這份工作，保羅

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‎但你如果認為我沒幫助就直說
‎我馬上走人

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‎我當然認為妳對我很有幫助

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‎妳的貢獻一直都很寶貴

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‎-這是真心話嗎？
‎-對，妳有很多好點子

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‎像是賭場之夜這種好點子嗎？

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‎好，這招不錯，我看出妳的手段了

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‎我瞭解烘焙義賣是傳統

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‎但最重要的終歸是錢的問題

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‎想為學校募得更多錢

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‎就要靠賭場之夜這種盛大華麗的活動

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‎不對，最重要的是人力問題

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‎妳有舉辦過這種規模的活動嗎？

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‎那會是重大工程

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‎我才剛辦完高二宿營

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‎拿出膽量，這招是殺手鐧

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‎要是州長會怎麼做？

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‎保羅，別逼我再拿出那套檸檬說詞

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‎希望沒打擾到你們

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‎我只是想找你討論烘焙義賣準備

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‎辛西亞，很高興妳來了

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‎我們剛好討論到這個部分

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‎我已經就此下了行政決定

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‎今年我們將以賭場之夜取代烘焙義賣

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‎這是怎麼回事？

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‎終歸是錢的問題，辛西亞

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‎賭場之夜能募到更多錢

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‎我希望妳還是願意出借鄰里活動中心

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‎因為我知道妳的最終目標

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‎還是一心為了孩子好

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‎太棒了

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‎非常感謝兩位

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‎別當作這是針對妳，辛西亞

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‎是兔子咬的

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‎現在已接近繁殖季末

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‎妳應該要架個籬笆才好

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‎妳應該沒有要把房子賣掉吧？

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‎賣掉？

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‎我才剛買耶

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‎因為之前有個男的跑來這裡

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‎是高大壯碩的黑人嗎？

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‎不是，不過他是誰？

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‎他只是某個對妳的房子有興趣的人

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‎他說在考慮要買下來

205
00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:29,311
‎他長什麼樣子？

206
00:12:29,895 --> 00:12:31,480
‎帥得不可思議

207
00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:33,273
‎真奇怪

208
00:12:33,356 --> 00:12:35,358
‎因為他說會找妳談談

209
00:12:37,068 --> 00:12:38,403
‎金妮還在妳家嗎？

210
00:12:38,487 --> 00:12:41,364
‎梅可欣把閨蜜都找來了

211
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:43,533
‎-沒愛啦金
‎-沒愛啦金

212
00:12:43,617 --> 00:12:45,368
‎聽起來很像發臭的鮑魚

213
00:12:45,911 --> 00:12:47,913
‎真噁心，這是史上最噁心的詞

214
00:12:47,996 --> 00:12:49,706
‎但我狠不下心告訴她們

215
00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:53,335
‎她們好可愛又好天真

216
00:12:53,418 --> 00:12:55,796
‎我在廚房就能聽到她們咯咯笑

217
00:13:00,634 --> 00:13:02,844
‎拜託把音量關小

218
00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:04,137
‎-關小啦
‎-好啦

219
00:13:05,096 --> 00:13:06,431
‎我的天啊

220
00:13:06,515 --> 00:13:07,808
‎根本沒在幹嘛啊

221
00:13:07,891 --> 00:13:09,643
‎好啦，是幹了不少，但是沒情節

222
00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:12,771
‎好濕喔，他們為什麼那麼濕？

223
00:13:12,854 --> 00:13:14,189
‎這個體位一點都不吸引人

224
00:13:14,272 --> 00:13:15,398
‎她只是把雙腿叉開

225
00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:16,817
‎不過她的身材不錯

226
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:19,486
‎編劇和導演絕對是男性

227
00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:22,781
‎對啊，而且完全沒前戲

228
00:13:22,864 --> 00:13:24,074
‎只有…

229
00:13:24,157 --> 00:13:26,827
‎拜託，做愛真的有那麼快嗎？

230
00:13:27,536 --> 00:13:29,037
‎妳討厭高潮的話就是

231
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,288
‎諾拉，妳這騷貨

232
00:13:30,372 --> 00:13:31,748
‎拜託一下

233
00:13:31,832 --> 00:13:33,667
‎裘丹和我交往了兩年才上床

234
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:36,002
‎開玩笑的，妳知道我有多支持性開放

235
00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:37,295
‎支持我的性生活能開放

236
00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:38,839
‎諾拉，妳高潮過？

237
00:13:38,922 --> 00:13:40,465
‎有，但不是靠陰莖抽插

238
00:13:40,549 --> 00:13:41,424
‎陰莖抽…

239
00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:44,302
‎不好意思，我才是女同志

240
00:13:44,386 --> 00:13:45,887
‎陰莖抽插

241
00:13:45,971 --> 00:13:47,347
‎這些對話讓我起雞皮疙瘩

242
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,140
‎真假？我聽得有點性奮了

243
00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:50,308
‎高潮是怎麼發生的？

244
00:13:51,184 --> 00:13:53,436
‎他逼她叫爹地

245
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,856
‎不是，他通常會幫我舔

246
00:13:55,939 --> 00:13:58,191
‎-裘丹真是個暖男
‎-對啊

247
00:14:01,486 --> 00:14:03,864
‎聽起來像是杭特什麼都沒做喔

248
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,158
‎我們只接吻過三次

249
00:14:07,242 --> 00:14:08,493
‎連舌頭都沒伸

250
00:14:08,577 --> 00:14:09,494
‎真假？

251
00:14:09,578 --> 00:14:10,996
‎你們都交往好幾個禮拜了

252
00:14:11,079 --> 00:14:11,955
‎很怪吧？

253
00:14:12,038 --> 00:14:13,290
‎他連奶都沒抓？

254
00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:14,541
‎他連奶都沒抓

255
00:14:16,126 --> 00:14:17,419
‎-謝謝
‎-抓一下以示支持

256
00:14:18,128 --> 00:14:20,130
‎-他可能覺得我不性感
‎-大概吧

257
00:14:20,213 --> 00:14:22,632
‎才不是！妳超美的

258
00:14:22,716 --> 00:14:25,510
‎所以妳都在瘋狂手淫等他出招？

259
00:14:25,594 --> 00:14:27,304
‎手淫好噁心

260
00:14:27,387 --> 00:14:29,389
‎-對，我不懂哪裡好玩
‎-我也是

261
00:14:35,729 --> 00:14:38,231
‎插這個新洞還挺有趣的

262
00:14:47,782 --> 00:14:49,910
‎妳們看，這就是A片的問題

263
00:14:49,993 --> 00:14:51,578
‎A片扭曲的男人的性愛觀

264
00:14:51,661 --> 00:14:53,288
‎而且從來都不重視女性愉悅

265
00:14:53,371 --> 00:14:55,957
‎所以男人才只會蒙頭瞎忙

266
00:15:02,505 --> 00:15:05,050
‎-是布羅迪
‎-布羅迪為什麼傳簡訊給妳？

267
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:06,593
‎他想知道我要不要去樂團大戰

268
00:15:07,177 --> 00:15:08,511
‎他們昨晚一整晚都在講這個

269
00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:10,931
‎我超期待的

270
00:15:11,014 --> 00:15:12,098
‎蘇菲一定也會去

271
00:15:12,182 --> 00:15:14,392
‎因為她的朋友搖滾之神史考特要演出

272
00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:15,310
‎他是去年贏家

273
00:15:15,393 --> 00:15:16,394
‎抱歉，我搞迷糊了

274
00:15:16,478 --> 00:15:18,563
‎妳昨晚為什麼跟布羅迪在一起？

275
00:15:18,647 --> 00:15:20,690
‎他們在排練，不想找太多人

276
00:15:22,525 --> 00:15:24,945
‎諾拉，裘丹退出三性男後

277
00:15:25,028 --> 00:15:27,030
‎看來是由金妮頂替了妳的位置

278
00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:30,158
‎誰又是帕瑪？她很會唱嗎？

279
00:15:31,284 --> 00:15:33,912
‎對，她很會唱，杭特覺得她很殺

280
00:15:34,746 --> 00:15:35,705
‎有意思

281
00:15:45,548 --> 00:15:47,717
‎（嘿）

282
00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:52,806
‎（抱歉，我不能聊天）

283
00:15:52,889 --> 00:15:54,015
‎（在讀《大亨小傳》）

284
00:16:42,814 --> 00:16:45,692
‎-妳有借走我的綠色上衣嗎？
‎-媽，嗨

285
00:16:45,775 --> 00:16:47,527
‎衣服沒在我這

286
00:17:04,836 --> 00:17:06,212
‎（性感嗎？）

287
00:17:15,138 --> 00:17:16,139
‎（性感到不能不傳）

288
00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:20,894
‎（儲存）

289
00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:26,066
‎（杭特）

290
00:17:35,658 --> 00:17:36,868
‎我的天啊

291
00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:51,424
‎我看到你已讀了

292
00:17:57,013 --> 00:17:58,598
‎（梅可欣）

293
00:18:01,309 --> 00:18:04,145
‎（我剛傳給杭特）

294
00:18:05,772 --> 00:18:09,234
‎（他沒回覆）

295
00:18:09,317 --> 00:18:10,151
‎（何時傳的？）

296
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:14,614
‎（一分鐘前）

297
00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:19,160
‎（我看到他打字打一打又停下來了）

298
00:18:21,746 --> 00:18:23,039
‎（他大概在打手槍）

299
00:18:55,697 --> 00:18:57,157
‎（馬可仕：鄰居好）

300
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:22,432
‎（這樣性感嗎？）

301
00:19:24,976 --> 00:19:27,353
‎（非常性感，妳這個小壞壞）

302
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,660
‎（馬可仕：妳在幹嘛？給我照片）

303
00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:30,708
‎（我們上床時妳有高潮嗎？
‎我聽到妳們聊的…）

304
00:20:39,550 --> 00:20:42,720
‎（沒有）

305
00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:46,432
‎（抱歉，我以為妳有）

306
00:20:48,768 --> 00:20:51,854
‎（不是你的錯）

307
00:20:54,816 --> 00:20:58,444
‎（我從沒高潮過）

308
00:20:58,528 --> 00:20:59,529
‎（妳沒自己來過？）

309
00:21:01,447 --> 00:21:03,074
‎（噁心）

310
00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:05,743
‎（妳能現在就自己來）

311
00:21:09,122 --> 00:21:12,417
‎（我不會）

312
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,584
‎（摸妳自己）

313
00:21:33,396 --> 00:21:34,814
‎（我在摸了，妳呢？）

314
00:21:41,696 --> 00:21:45,241
‎（摸了）

315
00:21:45,325 --> 00:21:47,618
‎（真辣，高潮的時候告訴我）

316
00:22:02,925 --> 00:22:05,011
‎（我高潮了）

317
00:22:05,094 --> 00:22:08,723
‎（哇）

318
00:22:08,806 --> 00:22:10,808
‎（我也是，美女晚安）

319
00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:49,972
‎（杭特：抱歉，我昨晚昏睡過去了）

320
00:22:51,516 --> 00:22:54,018
‎我現在雙手舉在空中，麥克
‎你想知道為什麼嗎？

321
00:22:54,102 --> 00:22:56,813
‎開胃菜要6000元，根本是搶劫

322
00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:58,314
‎手舉起來，你在搶我

323
00:22:58,398 --> 00:22:59,357
‎給他們好看，尼克

324
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,402
‎我請他降價時，他說他沒孩子…

325
00:23:02,485 --> 00:23:04,946
‎還說他何必在意
‎賭場之夜是要幫學校募款？

326
00:23:05,029 --> 00:23:05,863
‎對，妳怎麼…

327
00:23:05,947 --> 00:23:06,989
‎我聽過一樣的話

328
00:23:07,490 --> 00:23:08,950
‎我也沒孩子，但會為大家著想

329
00:23:09,909 --> 00:23:10,952
‎這裡是市長辦公室

330
00:23:11,577 --> 00:23:12,745
‎你好

331
00:23:12,829 --> 00:23:14,539
‎我們需要七張撲克牌桌

332
00:23:14,622 --> 00:23:17,583
‎有點超乎預算，不知道你能不能捐…

333
00:23:18,918 --> 00:23:20,128
‎你沒小孩

334
00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:25,800
‎還順利嗎？

335
00:23:28,136 --> 00:23:29,345
‎-很好
‎-嗯

336
00:23:34,851 --> 00:23:36,018
‎還是…

337
00:23:36,978 --> 00:23:40,398
‎看看她，忙進忙出
‎想把威斯巴瑞變小賭城

338
00:23:40,481 --> 00:23:42,233
‎-辛西亞
‎-喬琪雅

339
00:23:42,316 --> 00:23:43,860
‎妳好嗎？妳看起來有點…

340
00:23:43,943 --> 00:23:45,361
‎-壓力大？
‎-累？

341
00:23:45,445 --> 00:23:47,113
‎我很好

342
00:23:47,196 --> 00:23:48,906
‎只是處於全力策劃模式

343
00:23:49,615 --> 00:23:51,492
‎很高興剛好遇到妳了

344
00:23:51,576 --> 00:23:55,246
‎不知道妳今晚
‎能不能做妳拿手的素起司蛋糕

345
00:23:55,329 --> 00:23:56,581
‎大家都讚不絕口

346
00:23:58,249 --> 00:24:00,084
‎-沒問題
‎-太棒了

347
00:24:00,168 --> 00:24:01,377
‎樂意之至

348
00:24:02,003 --> 00:24:02,962
‎太棒了

349
00:24:03,045 --> 00:24:06,716
‎好，我來幫妳拿這個袋子

350
00:24:06,799 --> 00:24:09,302
‎妳過來坐這邊吧

351
00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:11,762
‎-要水嗎？
‎-不要

352
00:24:12,555 --> 00:24:13,431
‎好吧

353
00:24:15,766 --> 00:24:17,768
‎這裡是妳點的餅乾

354
00:24:18,978 --> 00:24:22,190
‎賭場之夜越滾越大，我都快累死了

355
00:24:22,857 --> 00:24:23,774
‎我一定要成功

356
00:24:23,858 --> 00:24:27,111
‎才能讓那隻人形吉娃娃笑不出來

357
00:24:27,195 --> 00:24:28,988
‎別激動，小姐，冷靜

358
00:24:29,071 --> 00:24:30,698
‎你把我當馬在安撫嗎？

359
00:24:30,781 --> 00:24:31,991
‎妳確實是有點毛躁

360
00:24:33,242 --> 00:24:34,076
‎你有養馬？

361
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,037
‎有，在我的農場養了三匹

362
00:24:37,663 --> 00:24:39,332
‎你終於養到馬了啊？

363
00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:41,375
‎是啊

364
00:24:41,918 --> 00:24:43,669
‎叫做貝琪、貝西和奶昔

365
00:24:44,378 --> 00:24:45,213
‎奶昔？

366
00:24:45,922 --> 00:24:48,382
‎-你有一匹叫做奶昔的馬？
‎-對，牠怎麼了？

367
00:24:49,425 --> 00:24:50,343
‎沒什麼

368
00:24:52,053 --> 00:24:53,221
‎我得走了

369
00:24:53,804 --> 00:24:56,933
‎-好
‎-我們今晚賭場之夜見

370
00:24:57,016 --> 00:24:58,392
‎不太可能

371
00:24:58,476 --> 00:24:59,393
‎為什麼？

372
00:24:59,477 --> 00:25:01,187
‎我不喜歡穿西裝

373
00:25:01,771 --> 00:25:04,148
‎真可惜，你穿西裝一定很帥

374
00:25:09,278 --> 00:25:11,197
‎（《傲慢與偏見》，珍奧斯汀）

375
00:25:12,615 --> 00:25:15,117
‎莉迪雅班奈特在本書中被描繪為

376
00:25:15,201 --> 00:25:19,038
‎“不馴、厚顏、狂野、吵鬧、大膽”

377
00:25:19,121 --> 00:25:20,915
‎我的課外閱讀專題是

378
00:25:20,998 --> 00:25:23,960
‎《內化的性別歧視
‎莉迪雅班奈特為何不討喜》

379
00:25:25,044 --> 00:25:27,880
‎書中被埋沒的女權主義者是莉迪雅

380
00:25:27,964 --> 00:25:30,591
‎比起伊莉莎白，她更體現了自由意志

381
00:25:30,675 --> 00:25:32,260
‎因為她忤逆社會規範

382
00:25:32,343 --> 00:25:34,053
‎依照自己意志行動

383
00:25:34,136 --> 00:25:35,888
‎所以我們為什麼要大肆抨擊她？

384
00:25:35,972 --> 00:25:37,431
‎因為她是騷貨

385
00:25:40,434 --> 00:25:41,269
‎好啊，布萊恩

386
00:25:41,352 --> 00:25:44,897
‎跟我們說說你看著蓋兒加朵打手槍時
‎產生了什麼女權主義觀點

387
00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:49,527
‎但妳無法否認莉迪雅的行為

388
00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:51,153
‎確實是魯莽又不明智

389
00:25:52,071 --> 00:25:53,614
‎不要再羞辱她了

390
00:25:53,698 --> 00:25:54,782
‎不要…

391
00:25:55,825 --> 00:25:57,577
‎羞辱莉迪雅班奈特？

392
00:25:58,327 --> 00:26:00,413
‎好，金妮說服我了

393
00:26:00,496 --> 00:26:02,665
‎莉迪雅班奈特百分之百是女權主義者

394
00:26:02,748 --> 00:26:05,751
‎她幾乎拖垮了整個家族，這很幼稚

395
00:26:05,835 --> 00:26:08,796
‎人們對女人應有的行為舉止
‎有上百萬種意見

396
00:26:08,879 --> 00:26:09,714
‎是人都會混亂

397
00:26:09,797 --> 00:26:12,174
‎金妮，冷靜一點，妳現在是在吵架

398
00:26:13,801 --> 00:26:17,388
‎金妮米勒，請到辦公室報到

399
00:26:21,475 --> 00:26:22,893
‎有沒有搞錯，媽？

400
00:26:22,977 --> 00:26:24,729
‎帶我看婦產科、要我吃事前藥？

401
00:26:24,812 --> 00:26:27,356
‎妳非得在上課到一半做這種事嗎？

402
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,359
‎那當然，妳有男友
‎還傳上空照片給他

403
00:26:31,777 --> 00:26:32,987
‎媽，拜託一下

404
00:26:34,238 --> 00:26:35,448
‎這讓我知道兩件事

405
00:26:35,531 --> 00:26:38,242
‎第一，妳遇到男生就會做蠢事

406
00:26:38,326 --> 00:26:39,243
‎第二

407
00:26:39,327 --> 00:26:40,786
‎妳很快就會和人做愛了

408
00:26:40,870 --> 00:26:43,581
‎要不要節育，不是該由我決定嗎？

409
00:26:43,664 --> 00:26:46,542
‎-當然不是
‎-妳真是個爛女權主義者

410
00:26:46,626 --> 00:26:47,668
‎沒錯，就是我

411
00:26:47,752 --> 00:26:49,420
‎滾回廚房，是她自找的

412
00:26:49,503 --> 00:26:51,005
‎騷貨、妓女、八婆、婊子

413
00:26:51,088 --> 00:26:52,256
‎請妳進屋內去

414
00:26:52,340 --> 00:26:54,800
‎杭特和我沒上床，因為我很醜怪

415
00:26:54,884 --> 00:26:55,843
‎什麼？

416
00:26:57,094 --> 00:26:58,179
‎妳是怎麼辦到的？

417
00:26:59,013 --> 00:27:01,223
‎怎麼每次都知道該說什麼、該穿什麼

418
00:27:01,307 --> 00:27:02,683
‎還有怎麼用乳溝那招？

419
00:27:04,435 --> 00:27:05,561
‎乳溝那招？

420
00:27:07,063 --> 00:27:08,314
‎妳是說擠乳溝嗎？

421
00:27:11,108 --> 00:27:12,902
‎如果妳還沒注意到

422
00:27:12,985 --> 00:27:13,944
‎我是30歲單親媽媽

423
00:27:14,028 --> 00:27:15,488
‎兩個孩子的生父還是不同人

424
00:27:16,405 --> 00:27:19,408
‎我看起來像是完美模範嗎？

425
00:27:20,785 --> 00:27:23,412
‎妳以為我知道自己在做什麼？
‎沒人知道自己在做什麼

426
00:27:24,747 --> 00:27:26,123
‎妳不醜怪

427
00:27:26,707 --> 00:27:27,625
‎妳很…

428
00:27:30,044 --> 00:27:31,128
‎美麗

429
00:27:41,931 --> 00:27:44,892
‎很好，今天一切都保護得很周全

430
00:27:55,820 --> 00:27:57,321
‎我挑了幾樣東西

431
00:27:57,405 --> 00:27:59,740
‎清空了巴諾書店的嬰兒區

432
00:27:59,824 --> 00:28:01,951
‎還去精品店買了點東西

433
00:28:03,994 --> 00:28:06,664
‎-謝謝媽，這真是…
‎-我還沒跟你算帳

434
00:28:07,415 --> 00:28:09,125
‎你得到自由就是這樣濫用？

435
00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:11,001
‎我們資助你進行壯遊

436
00:28:11,085 --> 00:28:12,837
‎你卻搞大15歲流浪少女的肚子

437
00:28:16,382 --> 00:28:17,591
‎我們會照顧妳

438
00:28:18,467 --> 00:28:19,427
‎還有她

439
00:28:23,806 --> 00:28:24,974
‎放心吧

440
00:28:25,641 --> 00:28:26,767
‎妳不會有事的

441
00:28:28,769 --> 00:28:30,479
‎我們會負責打理好一切

442
00:28:32,148 --> 00:28:33,399
‎沒做好準備的女人

443
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,776
‎注定會失敗

444
00:28:37,361 --> 00:28:38,279
‎好

445
00:28:41,407 --> 00:28:43,159
‎蘇菲桑切斯…

446
00:28:43,242 --> 00:28:44,410
‎四桌需要咖啡

447
00:28:44,493 --> 00:28:46,245
‎…好性感

448
00:28:46,328 --> 00:28:48,205
‎她的臀部應該要被收入羅浮宮

449
00:28:48,289 --> 00:28:49,123
‎簡直是藝術

450
00:28:49,206 --> 00:28:50,750
‎她昨天穿緊身褲，我直接死掉

451
00:28:50,833 --> 00:28:52,251
‎我興奮死了

452
00:28:52,334 --> 00:28:53,919
‎把我火化放在壁爐上吧

453
00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:55,296
‎我們一直在傳訊

454
00:28:55,379 --> 00:28:59,091
‎她是真的關心地球和其他人

455
00:28:59,175 --> 00:29:02,052
‎她在教她妹怎麼烘培，可愛吧？

456
00:29:02,136 --> 00:29:03,304
‎梅可欣，妳不能進後檯

457
00:29:03,387 --> 00:29:04,930
‎妳和杭特進展如何？

458
00:29:05,014 --> 00:29:06,849
‎他還是沒對那張照片說什麼

459
00:29:06,932 --> 00:29:07,767
‎真奇怪

460
00:29:07,850 --> 00:29:09,602
‎我可能不是很擅長耍性感

461
00:29:09,685 --> 00:29:11,145
‎那是喬琪雅的專長，不是我的

462
00:29:11,228 --> 00:29:13,105
‎喬琪雅確實是性感得誇張

463
00:29:13,898 --> 00:29:15,107
‎抱歉

464
00:29:15,191 --> 00:29:16,358
‎我其實不感抱歉

465
00:29:16,442 --> 00:29:17,735
‎我想多聊聊蘇菲的事

466
00:29:19,069 --> 00:29:22,740
‎我隨時隨地都想要聊蘇菲的事

467
00:29:22,823 --> 00:29:25,075
‎考量到這點的話，我其實很克制自己

468
00:29:26,952 --> 00:29:31,165
‎兩份墨西哥玉米餅
‎一份是普通的，一份加地瓜

469
00:29:31,248 --> 00:29:33,417
‎兩份火雞肉堡，一份無麩質麵包

470
00:29:34,835 --> 00:29:37,129
‎抱歉，這個才是無麩質麵包

471
00:29:37,213 --> 00:29:39,840
‎梅可欣，妳知道
‎自己不是這裡的員工吧？

472
00:29:39,924 --> 00:29:41,926
‎那當然，不過六桌要結帳

473
00:29:42,009 --> 00:29:44,512
‎八桌想在歡樂時光結束前點雞翅

474
00:29:49,183 --> 00:29:50,684
‎這是蘇菲兩年前的照片

475
00:29:50,768 --> 00:29:53,145
‎她是我的委內瑞拉魔法公主

476
00:29:53,229 --> 00:29:54,647
‎梅可欣，妳不能到後檯來

477
00:29:54,730 --> 00:29:55,773
‎峇里島看似不太真實

478
00:29:55,856 --> 00:29:56,941
‎就是說啊

479
00:29:57,024 --> 00:29:58,859
‎不過大衛鮑伊的骨灰撒在那

480
00:29:58,943 --> 00:29:59,819
‎所以一定是真的

481
00:29:59,902 --> 00:30:01,153
‎妳們知道大衛鮑伊？

482
00:30:01,779 --> 00:30:03,364
‎那當然，看《史瑞克》知道的

483
00:30:04,949 --> 00:30:05,783
‎看《史瑞克》

484
00:30:06,951 --> 00:30:08,744
‎-媽的
‎-怎麼了？

485
00:30:08,828 --> 00:30:11,205
‎是她在2018年和女生接吻照嗎？

486
00:30:11,288 --> 00:30:13,082
‎別擔心，我調查過了

487
00:30:13,165 --> 00:30:15,292
‎她們的匯款紀錄幾個月前就停了
‎所以沒關係

488
00:30:15,376 --> 00:30:16,252
‎我按讚了

489
00:30:17,044 --> 00:30:18,045
‎-什麼
‎-靠

490
00:30:18,128 --> 00:30:19,255
‎我收回讚就好

491
00:30:19,338 --> 00:30:22,591
‎不行，金妮，現在太遲了，有通知

492
00:30:23,259 --> 00:30:25,553
‎我剛對兩年前的照片按讚，我的天啊

493
00:30:25,636 --> 00:30:28,430
‎我不能去樂團大戰了
‎她會以為我是跟蹤狂

494
00:30:28,514 --> 00:30:30,224
‎三桌準備要點餐了

495
00:30:30,307 --> 00:30:32,726
‎三桌給我等會吧，喬

496
00:30:32,810 --> 00:30:35,938
‎梅可欣，這樣可能反倒是好事

497
00:30:36,021 --> 00:30:37,439
‎畢竟誠實才是上策

498
00:30:40,150 --> 00:30:41,402
‎她會知道我喜歡她

499
00:30:41,485 --> 00:30:42,695
‎妳們隨時都在熱訊

500
00:30:42,778 --> 00:30:44,697
‎-她不是早就知道了嗎？
‎-不知道

501
00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:46,615
‎我們沒聊她讓我的乳頭多硬

502
00:30:46,699 --> 00:30:49,243
‎我們都聊她的無聊妹妹莎夏，慘了

503
00:30:49,326 --> 00:30:52,204
‎我懂，我很遺憾

504
00:30:54,665 --> 00:30:56,000
‎請給我新鮮沙拉

505
00:30:57,084 --> 00:30:57,960
‎謝謝

506
00:31:03,424 --> 00:31:06,218
‎這活動一定會徹底失敗，我們死定了

507
00:31:06,302 --> 00:31:07,887
‎才不會

508
00:31:07,970 --> 00:31:09,763
‎的確，這是妳的主意，妳死定了

509
00:31:09,847 --> 00:31:12,558
‎我會跟鳳凰一樣
‎從妳的死灰中毫髮無傷復活

510
00:31:12,641 --> 00:31:14,184
‎閉嘴，開始動手幫忙

511
00:31:34,246 --> 00:31:35,122
‎媽

512
00:31:35,205 --> 00:31:37,041
‎酒販來了，他說只帶了粉紅酒

513
00:31:43,005 --> 00:31:45,049
‎在那邊的黑板上面寫

514
00:31:45,132 --> 00:31:47,843
‎今晚的特色酒款是皇家緋紅酒

515
00:31:51,347 --> 00:31:52,681
‎可以請妳…好了

516
00:31:54,224 --> 00:31:56,435
‎謝謝，我本來就快立好了

517
00:32:11,992 --> 00:32:12,868
‎喂？

518
00:32:15,871 --> 00:32:17,539
‎這支麥克風沒電池

519
00:32:18,248 --> 00:32:19,583
‎妳的皮包裡有放按摩棒嗎？

520
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,169
‎那邊的工具箱裡有手電筒

521
00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:38,519
‎喬琪雅

522
00:32:40,187 --> 00:32:41,146
‎妳看起來…

523
00:32:41,981 --> 00:32:45,484
‎我是說，這個地方看起來美輪美奐

524
00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:48,070
‎不錯嘛，小麻雀

525
00:33:06,296 --> 00:33:08,215
‎請收下300元，戴維斯校長

526
00:33:08,298 --> 00:33:09,675
‎只差一張就湊到順子

527
00:33:10,467 --> 00:33:12,678
‎妳答應過一個小時後就要走人

528
00:33:13,595 --> 00:33:15,889
‎你以為我想來這裡嗎？

529
00:33:16,557 --> 00:33:17,766
‎喬琪雅

530
00:33:18,267 --> 00:33:20,477
‎這裡也太厲害了

531
00:33:21,562 --> 00:33:23,397
‎誰需要拉斯維加斯啊？

532
00:33:35,034 --> 00:33:37,077
‎快點…

533
00:33:37,161 --> 00:33:38,579
‎莊家爆了，妳贏

534
00:33:41,331 --> 00:33:42,916
‎賭博真好玩

535
00:33:48,088 --> 00:33:48,964
‎好耶

536
00:33:49,965 --> 00:33:51,717
‎我贏回來了，我就說吧

537
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,261
‎麗茲被升為足球隊隊長

538
00:33:54,344 --> 00:33:56,513
‎這都要歸功於足球夏令營

539
00:33:56,597 --> 00:33:59,975
‎潔姬的暑假
‎去米爾頓學院參加資優計畫了

540
00:34:05,856 --> 00:34:07,107
‎收入如何？

541
00:34:07,191 --> 00:34:08,901
‎我們募到了3000元

542
00:34:09,526 --> 00:34:11,028
‎這比烘焙義賣還少

543
00:34:11,111 --> 00:34:12,905
‎我們的開銷大多了

544
00:34:29,129 --> 00:34:31,715
‎好吧，我不明白

545
00:34:31,799 --> 00:34:34,510
‎我不懂，這個人有什麼了不起的？

546
00:34:35,010 --> 00:34:36,762
‎-妳會懂的
‎-妳好詭異

547
00:34:36,845 --> 00:34:38,013
‎她在躲蘇菲

548
00:34:38,889 --> 00:34:40,099
‎加油，史考特

549
00:34:40,182 --> 00:34:42,392
‎謝謝妳一起來，我無法獨自面對杭特

550
00:34:48,232 --> 00:34:50,651
‎妳們兩個都好詭異

551
00:35:00,244 --> 00:35:01,203
‎哇靠

552
00:35:01,286 --> 00:35:03,497
‎他還是比不上裘丹

553
00:35:09,128 --> 00:35:11,755
‎他現在是用聲音就讓我懷孕了嗎？

554
00:35:12,339 --> 00:35:14,675
‎說到這個，我有事要說

555
00:35:15,175 --> 00:35:17,052
‎我現在在服用事前藥

556
00:35:17,136 --> 00:35:18,428
‎-不會吧
‎-妳是說真的嗎？

557
00:35:18,512 --> 00:35:20,806
‎對，我吃三相事前藥

558
00:35:20,889 --> 00:35:21,974
‎那種不錯

559
00:35:22,057 --> 00:35:23,392
‎怎樣才能算不錯？

560
00:35:23,475 --> 00:35:25,727
‎我沒看過
‎因為害死人而召回那種藥的廣告

561
00:35:26,770 --> 00:35:28,397
‎-妳媽知道嗎？
‎-就是她要我吃的

562
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,025
‎我對喬琪雅的愛慕
‎一天比一天深，這樣奇怪嗎？

563
00:35:32,109 --> 00:35:33,402
‎-奇怪
‎-抱歉

564
00:36:02,306 --> 00:36:04,141
‎（威斯巴瑞年度樂團大戰）

565
00:36:07,019 --> 00:36:09,062
‎-天啊…
‎-怎麼了？

566
00:36:09,146 --> 00:36:11,315
‎她剛剛對我2016年的照片按讚

567
00:36:16,862 --> 00:36:17,988
‎我馬上回來

568
00:36:26,163 --> 00:36:27,998
‎小變態，看到妳真好

569
00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:32,711
‎妳朋友史考特也太夢幻了

570
00:36:32,794 --> 00:36:34,338
‎妳認識史考特？

571
00:36:36,131 --> 00:36:37,090
‎不認識

572
00:36:37,174 --> 00:36:39,885
‎所以妳真的是跟蹤狂

573
00:36:41,053 --> 00:36:44,473
‎對，不過是可愛的那種？

574
00:36:45,432 --> 00:36:47,851
‎對，非常可愛的那種

575
00:36:58,695 --> 00:36:59,780
‎我們可以談談嗎？

576
00:36:59,863 --> 00:37:01,949
‎我覺得妳好像在生我的氣

577
00:37:02,741 --> 00:37:04,493
‎我傳照片後你什麼都沒說

578
00:37:05,953 --> 00:37:07,663
‎我覺得你不是真的喜歡我

579
00:37:08,163 --> 00:37:10,499
‎什麼？妳是在開玩笑嗎？

580
00:37:12,042 --> 00:37:13,877
‎杭特，該走了，我們是下一團

581
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,197
‎幹嘛這麼憂鬱？這地方看起來很棒

582
00:37:42,281 --> 00:37:43,782
‎隨便啦

583
00:37:47,244 --> 00:37:48,829
‎所以這裡就是鄰里活動中心？

584
00:37:50,205 --> 00:37:52,249
‎威斯巴瑞家長花錢絕不手軟

585
00:38:04,177 --> 00:38:06,763
‎各位注意，我有特別事項要宣佈

586
00:38:07,264 --> 00:38:11,518
‎我們還要進行驚喜拍賣

587
00:38:11,601 --> 00:38:13,395
‎沒錯

588
00:38:14,938 --> 00:38:19,609
‎首先，是藍農咖啡廳雙人特別晚餐

589
00:38:20,277 --> 00:38:22,446
‎妳有搶我錢的壞習慣

590
00:38:24,323 --> 00:38:25,490
‎這是要捐給學校的吧？

591
00:38:25,574 --> 00:38:26,742
‎可是你又沒生小孩

592
00:38:27,242 --> 00:38:29,328
‎-妳到底要不要晚餐…
‎-非常感謝，喬

593
00:38:29,411 --> 00:38:33,373
‎還有可以騎真馬的騎馬課

594
00:38:33,457 --> 00:38:35,125
‎妳要我的車嗎？我的提款密碼？

595
00:38:35,208 --> 00:38:36,543
‎有人出400嗎？

596
00:38:39,046 --> 00:38:41,673
‎400，誰要出400？有人出400…

597
00:38:41,757 --> 00:38:42,674
‎謝謝，400

598
00:38:42,758 --> 00:38:44,593
‎有人出450嗎？謝謝

599
00:38:44,676 --> 00:38:46,261
‎有人出500嗎？

600
00:38:46,345 --> 00:38:48,221
‎後面有人出500，非常感謝

601
00:38:48,305 --> 00:38:49,931
‎有人出550嗎？

602
00:38:50,432 --> 00:38:52,476
‎550，一次、兩次

603
00:38:52,559 --> 00:38:54,895
‎500元成交

604
00:38:57,647 --> 00:39:01,068
‎下一個要拍賣的是特別驚喜

605
00:39:01,151 --> 00:39:03,904
‎這個拍賣物就是…

606
00:39:04,488 --> 00:39:06,323
‎一日校長

607
00:39:09,368 --> 00:39:11,328
‎沒錯，僅限一天

608
00:39:11,411 --> 00:39:15,332
‎貴子弟能暫時體驗校長生活

609
00:39:15,832 --> 00:39:18,543
‎只有一個小朋友能擁有這項尊榮

610
00:39:19,252 --> 00:39:21,421
‎起標價是…

611
00:39:21,505 --> 00:39:22,672
‎1000

612
00:39:23,548 --> 00:39:24,549
‎好

613
00:39:25,133 --> 00:39:26,385
‎麗茲一定會很喜歡

614
00:39:26,468 --> 00:39:28,345
‎我看到1了，有人出2嗎？

615
00:39:28,428 --> 00:39:29,971
‎我家的潔姬是未來領袖

616
00:39:30,055 --> 00:39:31,681
‎有2了，謝謝，有人出3嗎？

617
00:39:31,765 --> 00:39:33,683
‎我看到3了，有人出4嗎？

618
00:39:33,767 --> 00:39:34,935
‎後面出4，謝謝

619
00:39:35,018 --> 00:39:36,353
‎有人出5嗎？

620
00:39:36,436 --> 00:39:37,938
‎5？出到5000了

621
00:39:38,021 --> 00:39:40,649
‎有人出6嗎？6000，謝謝

622
00:39:40,732 --> 00:39:42,776
‎有7嗎？7000

623
00:39:42,859 --> 00:39:43,860
‎有人出8嗎？

624
00:39:43,944 --> 00:39:45,195
‎8！我看到了

625
00:39:45,278 --> 00:39:47,364
‎9！有人出10…10！非常感謝

626
00:39:47,447 --> 00:39:48,698
‎有人出11嗎？

627
00:39:49,449 --> 00:39:50,450
‎沒有？

628
00:39:51,034 --> 00:39:53,995
‎1萬元成交

629
00:40:01,086 --> 00:40:04,381
‎我們剛才得知還能有第二個一日校長

630
00:40:05,006 --> 00:40:06,591
‎可以有兩位得標者

631
00:40:06,675 --> 00:40:10,137
‎各以1萬元成交，恭喜兩位女士

632
00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:11,388
‎太棒了

633
00:40:15,517 --> 00:40:17,018
‎各位女士、先生

634
00:40:17,102 --> 00:40:19,521
‎我們的拍賣清單上還有最後一項

635
00:40:19,604 --> 00:40:22,315
‎就是辛西亞傅勒鼎鼎大名的起司蛋糕

636
00:40:27,863 --> 00:40:29,114
‎不過呢

637
00:40:29,197 --> 00:40:31,908
‎我知道我朋友辛西亞烤得多辛苦

638
00:40:31,992 --> 00:40:34,619
‎我一定要帶著蛋糕離開，我出100元

639
00:40:34,703 --> 00:40:35,745
‎祝各位晚安

640
00:40:35,829 --> 00:40:38,206
‎感謝各位促成這次的傳奇活動

641
00:40:42,502 --> 00:40:45,005
‎一日校長？我長見識了

642
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:53,221
‎我們在10分鐘內
‎就募到去年的四倍數目

643
00:40:54,473 --> 00:40:56,600
‎妳的驚喜層出不窮，喬琪雅

644
00:40:57,476 --> 00:40:59,853
‎沒做好準備的女人注定失敗

645
00:41:06,318 --> 00:41:07,277
‎怎樣？

646
00:41:09,654 --> 00:41:10,947
‎怎樣？

647
00:41:11,865 --> 00:41:14,075
‎-市長先生，可以借一步說話嗎？
‎-沒問題

648
00:41:15,494 --> 00:41:17,078
‎抱歉，我有工作在身

649
00:41:24,377 --> 00:41:27,130
‎恭喜！

650
00:41:27,214 --> 00:41:29,341
‎-那個人有找妳講話嗎？
‎-什麼人？

651
00:41:29,424 --> 00:41:30,967
‎那個對妳房子有興趣的人

652
00:41:31,051 --> 00:41:31,927
‎他今晚也有來

653
00:41:33,178 --> 00:41:36,097
‎-艾倫貝克？
‎-嗨

654
00:41:36,181 --> 00:41:37,724
‎妳好嗎？

655
00:41:44,523 --> 00:41:49,110
‎通常不是由我主唱

656
00:41:49,194 --> 00:41:51,238
‎我都把這項任務交給天才帕瑪

657
00:41:51,321 --> 00:41:52,864
‎帕瑪萬歲

658
00:41:52,948 --> 00:41:55,992
‎不過我今晚要破例一次

659
00:41:57,369 --> 00:41:59,079
‎我最近發生了一件事

660
00:41:59,162 --> 00:42:01,748
‎或該說是出現了一個人

661
00:42:03,583 --> 00:42:05,335
‎金妮，有大事要發生了

662
00:42:05,418 --> 00:42:06,294
‎金妮米勒

663
00:42:06,795 --> 00:42:08,129
‎這首歌是獻給妳的

664
00:42:08,213 --> 00:42:10,257
‎這是我所遇過最浪漫的事

665
00:42:11,007 --> 00:42:15,303
‎在妳身邊我就快要窒息

666
00:42:16,763 --> 00:42:21,309
‎我真的真的很害怕妳會離去

667
00:42:21,393 --> 00:42:25,188
‎在妳身邊我就快要窒息

668
00:42:37,784 --> 00:42:40,704
‎我不知道怎麼告訴妳

669
00:42:42,664 --> 00:42:45,458
‎我想說的有幾百萬件事情

670
00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:49,838
‎我的心從見到妳那刻就化了

671
00:42:52,465 --> 00:42:55,093
‎我每天都想著妳

672
00:42:55,176 --> 00:42:59,598
‎在妳身邊我就快要窒息

673
00:43:01,057 --> 00:43:03,435
‎我的生命在黑暗裡

674
00:43:03,518 --> 00:43:05,437
‎突然出現妳的身影

675
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,065
‎妳說出的話我最想聽

676
00:43:09,983 --> 00:43:14,321
‎在妳身邊我就快要窒息

677
00:43:17,157 --> 00:43:19,784
‎妳不只是我的一切

678
00:43:21,911 --> 00:43:24,914
‎我想讓妳知道這點

679
00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:29,377
‎當我緊緊抱住妳

680
00:43:31,671 --> 00:43:34,924
‎我絕對不會放妳走

681
00:43:35,008 --> 00:43:39,220
‎在妳身邊我就快要窒息

682
00:43:40,347 --> 00:43:44,851
‎我真的真的很想讓妳無憂又無慮

683
00:43:44,934 --> 00:43:48,938
‎有了妳，我就不再哭泣

684
00:43:49,022 --> 00:43:53,610
‎在妳身邊我就快要窒息

685
00:44:24,391 --> 00:44:26,559
‎（讓保羅藍道夫連任市長）

686
00:44:36,361 --> 00:44:37,278
‎我愛那首歌

687
00:44:38,530 --> 00:44:39,989
‎我看完了整本《傲慢與偏見》

688
00:44:40,073 --> 00:44:41,825
‎這樣我們才能討論

689
00:44:42,909 --> 00:44:44,786
‎我的功課進度落後很多了

690
00:44:44,869 --> 00:44:46,496
‎再加上那首歌，然後…

691
00:44:46,579 --> 00:44:47,706
‎我覺得自己好像白癡

692
00:44:48,206 --> 00:44:49,457
‎關於那張照片

693
00:44:50,041 --> 00:44:52,419
‎我只是想要妳知道我尊重妳

694
00:44:53,336 --> 00:44:55,964
‎可是我把自己赤裸裸推出去

695
00:44:56,047 --> 00:44:57,674
‎卻覺得你對我有意見

696
00:44:58,550 --> 00:45:01,594
‎糟糕，我沒有這種想法

697
00:45:01,678 --> 00:45:02,721
‎對不起

698
00:45:04,764 --> 00:45:06,307
‎我只是想要你覺得我很辣

699
00:45:06,808 --> 00:45:07,934
‎相信我

700
00:45:08,852 --> 00:45:09,978
‎我覺得妳很辣

701
00:45:44,429 --> 00:45:45,847
‎開什麼玩笑啊

702
00:45:47,140 --> 00:45:49,976
‎我以前都認為我媽是男人專家

703
00:45:50,518 --> 00:45:53,229
‎但我現在認為她可能不懂怎麼愛

704
00:45:53,772 --> 00:45:57,066
‎我所看過她唯一愛的人是我爸

705
00:45:57,150 --> 00:45:58,443
‎那段感情並沒有好下場

706
00:45:59,194 --> 00:46:01,529
‎如果時時保持防備，就不可能戀愛

707
00:46:02,238 --> 00:46:03,948
‎莉迪雅是輕浮的象徵

708
00:46:04,032 --> 00:46:05,450
‎這就是你搞錯的地方了

709
00:46:05,533 --> 00:46:07,786
‎她又不知道韋克翰是卑鄙小人

710
00:46:07,869 --> 00:46:09,245
‎她以為自己是為愛結婚

711
00:46:09,329 --> 00:46:11,414
‎這在那個時代完全是女權之舉

712
00:46:11,498 --> 00:46:13,958
‎至少我們都同意韋克翰是卑鄙小人

713
00:46:19,881 --> 00:46:22,050
‎你一定就是杭特吧

714
00:46:22,634 --> 00:46:24,761
‎求求妳有禮貌，正常一點

715
00:46:26,095 --> 00:46:27,263
‎樂團大戰結果如何？

716
00:46:27,347 --> 00:46:29,057
‎非常棒，杭特贏了

717
00:46:30,975 --> 00:46:32,143
‎賭場之夜呢？

718
00:46:33,186 --> 00:46:34,854
‎也是挺不錯的

719
00:47:26,781 --> 00:47:27,657
‎來吧

720
00:47:28,950 --> 00:47:30,076
‎什麼來吧，喬琪雅？

721
00:47:31,202 --> 00:47:33,079
‎之前有一刻天雷地火

722
00:47:38,751 --> 00:47:39,669
‎妳是我的下屬

723
00:47:39,752 --> 00:47:42,171
‎我喜歡你，這種事對我並不常見

724
00:47:42,672 --> 00:47:44,299
‎或是根本沒發生過，所以…

725
00:47:45,174 --> 00:47:46,009
‎來吧

726
00:47:50,763 --> 00:47:51,639
‎喬琪雅米勒

727
00:47:52,307 --> 00:47:53,766
‎妳願意和我共進晚餐嗎？

728
00:47:53,850 --> 00:47:55,268
‎不行，我是你的下屬

729
00:47:55,351 --> 00:47:58,062
‎艾芮卡，我需要人資部

730
00:47:59,939 --> 00:48:01,149
‎我很樂意

731
00:48:01,232 --> 00:48:02,901
‎好，非常好

732
00:48:04,319 --> 00:48:05,820
‎我還是得找艾芮卡談談

733
00:48:05,904 --> 00:48:07,238
‎我們有一套行為準則

734
00:48:08,781 --> 00:48:11,618
‎我標下辛西亞的蛋糕時
‎你有看到她的表情嗎？

735
00:48:11,701 --> 00:48:14,245
‎有，真是太壯觀了

736
00:48:25,298 --> 00:48:27,508
‎（馬可仕：嘿）

737
00:48:33,556 --> 00:48:35,099
‎因為如果放下防備

738
00:48:36,976 --> 00:48:38,061
‎任何人都有可能闖入

739
00:50:01,728 --> 00:50:03,187
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