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- [siren wailing]
- [dogs barking]
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[grunts]
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[upbeat jazzy music playing]
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Okay, let's make this quick. I've got
a conference call with the Dalai Lama.
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You know, his spiritual enlightenment
thing is really kind of hot.
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That may be, but his expense reports
are complete bullshit.
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Uh, isn't everybody's?
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I assume we're flying to Africa
for some kick-ass reason.
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How about we fast-forward to that?
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A former TCB asset
recently escaped from prison.
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Hang on.
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You had an asset in prison?
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Whoa, whoa. We didn't put him in jail.
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[laughs]
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But we also didn't not
"not" put him in jail, if you follow me.
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Be almost weird if I did.
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He escaped with the help
of the Weather Underground,
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and they handed him off
to the Black Panthers.
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Two groups dead set
on overthrowing America.
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Let's take 'em down.
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Actually, let's not, and instead,
go get my runaway TCB asset.
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[Elvis laughs]
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You gotta be kidding me.
Timothy fucking Leary?
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Timothy "Francis" Leary, actually.
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Writer, psychologist,
and all-around pretty cool cat.
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Not to mention a drug fanatic
who got fired from Harvard
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for dosing his students with LSD.
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- Damn it!
- What?
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I almost went to Harvard.
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And he didn't dose those kids, okay?
We did.
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Leary worked for us,
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running an ultra-secret psychotropic
drug research program called Project P.
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- Oh damn it!
- What?
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Project P
was right down the hall from my office.
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That's what that was?
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Cry about it later, because right now,
your job is to get him back, and quickly,
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because Nixon's after him too.
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- Nixon?
- [The Commander] Oh man.
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He's got a raging,
throbbing, tumescent, purple-helmeted,
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very real hard-on for Leary.
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Thanks for the adjectives.
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Because of Leary's public advocacy
for psychedelic drugs,
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Nixon's made it
his personal mission to get him back.
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- We need to grab him before Nixon does.
- Why?
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Because he knows too much.
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Project P was
part of our mind-control research.
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The research someone stole
and turned into the sonic weapon?
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- The one from Vietnam?
- You think Leary's in on this whole thing?
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Well, that is what
gruesome interrogations are for, right?
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[laughs]
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Okay. Now, you'll find him here.
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Thanks to a tracking device
we implanted in Leary years ago,
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we know right where he is.
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- Implanted? You mean, like, surgically?
- [toilet flushes]
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Oh! You know a better way to do it?
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No, seriously. I'm asking.
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Because a lot of my surgeries
don't end well.
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By the way,
wouldn't go in there if I were you.
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And not for the normal reasons.
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- [The Commander] Howard!
- Right.
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You'll need this.
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What... What am I, your fucking secretary?
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Works for me.
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That can track the signal
from Leary's implant.
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Looks pretty damn cool.
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What are these buttons?
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It's multifunctional.
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Can shoot a high-intensity laser,
play music,
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even programmed it to say
"I love you" in my father's voice.
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The way that asshole never did.
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Leary's holed up
at the Black Panthers' embassy.
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Now, normally,
he'd be under heavy guard, but today,
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George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic
is throwing a concert.
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Love those colorful bastards.
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And a lot of Panthers are gonna be there.
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So, the embassy should be understaffed.
Perfect time for a snatch-and-grab.
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Since when do the Black Panthers
have an embassy in Algeria?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're going to Algeria?
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[chuckles]
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Excuse me a sec.
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[The Commander]
What the hell are you doing?
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I'm not what you'd air-quote as
"technically welcome" in Algeria anymore.
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Ever.
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They were extremely clear about that.
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[air hatch rumbling]
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[Howard whoops]
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You realize your half-naked genius just
shot himself out of this plane, right?
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What's your babysitter doing here again?
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I invited the lovely Miss Bertie
to join us to discuss some Elvis business.
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Yeah, which better include
me getting one of them jetpacks.
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Oh my God. You and jetpacks.
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Like a fucking broken record.
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Yeah, and maybe get me
a new secretary while you're at it.
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[ominous music playing]
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[feedback squeals]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[crowd cheering]
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It's a nice day for a show.
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[CeCe] Ugh. Fuck you.
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It is literally 3,000 degrees here.
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A little sweat never hurt nobody.
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Wrong.
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Wrong. Sweating is the body's way
of saying it's dying, okay?
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Just so you know.
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Yeah. I can see that.
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Uh, instead of baking alive here,
I'm gonna go recon the embassy.
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Okay, but recon only.
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Don't go in there without me.
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Okay, overprotective and bossy. Got it.
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- You good on your own?
- Who do you think you're talking to?
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A middle-aged man
with a two-hour hair routine?
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[laughs]
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I roll out of bed looking this good.
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Hey there, little lady.
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Can I help you?
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Here to see George.
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[scoffs]
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As in George "Dr. Funkenstein" Clinton?
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He's a good friend of mine.
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And you are who exactly?
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- Seriously?
- Not at all.
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Unfortunately, I know exactly who you are.
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Mm-hmm.
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Presley, Presley, Presley...
Nope, you're not on the list.
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Don't worry about it, sweetie.
George and I go way back.
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Oh, how nice for you!
But you're still not on the list.
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- Look...
- Now,
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if it was a list of people
who've stolen Black culture,
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then you'd definitely be on that one.
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- What are you talk...
- [George] Hey, Elvis!
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Elvis! Yeah, that's you.
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Let's get that funk on, brother.
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George, my man.
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[George] Elvis on the mothership, y'all!
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If you'll excuse me.
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Try not to steal anything.
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That's Zara.
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She's a pain in the ass
with the clipboard.
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But damn, she can sing, man.
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["Golden Coins" playing]
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♪ Golden coins... ♪
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Now, Bertie... [chuckles] ...I know I told you
I was bringing you here to talk business...
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Which, if you ask me,
was some pretty low-grade bullshit.
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- I'm sorry?
- [laughs]
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You really think you're the first man
to fly me all the way to North Africa
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just to try to get in my pants?
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Uh, one would assume so?
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You sound just like the fourth guy.
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♪ Persian rugs to enhance your floor ♪
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♪ For the pleasures of love ♪
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♪ Darling ♪
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♪ Choose anything you please ♪
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[grunts]
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♪ Rich brocade... ♪
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Ah! Stupid sweaty palms.
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Ah, fucking Algeria.
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[groans]
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Air conditioning. Ah, that's the stuff.
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God, I love the Black Panthers.
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[Howard, over radio]
You're getting warmer.
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Howard?
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In case you just said
"Howard" out loud, like a stupid person,
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this is just my pre-recorded voice
to help/taunt you
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as you track someone who apparently
survived one of my implant surgeries.
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Uh-oh. You did it, Howard.
You fucking did it.
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Even warmer!
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I'm proud of you.
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Something Dad never said to me,
by the way.
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Colder now.
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Even colder!
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God, you're bad at this!
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Do you even know how temperatures work?
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Okay, warmer now.
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White-hot now!
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- Full-frontal! Money shot! Money shot!
- [door opens]
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Whoa! Money shot! This is it!
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[man] Who the hell are you?
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[gasps]
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Tall drink of gorgeous water?
Uh, yes, please.
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What the hell do you think you're doing?
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Ideally, something other than this
to you right now.
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Whoa! Hey...
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Go to sleep. Go to sleep, you sexy thing.
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Oh, well, this is fun.
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Hey. Hey, wake up.
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Hey, Dr. Strangelove, get the hell up!
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Stoned out of his mind.
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Must be some good shit.
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[inhales]
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Amateur hour.
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[grunts]
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God, you think prison would have
knocked off a few pounds...
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Oh shit! Shit!
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Shit!
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Uh...
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Hey, if you're alive,
I'm really sorry about that.
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[grunts softly]
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Oh shit.
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Oh, you are.
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You know what? Now that you are,
fuck you for not inviting me
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to your never-ending
research party down the hall, dick.
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- [scatting]
- [crowd cheering]
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Don't look now, but I think someone's
about to steal their next hit song.
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- Didn't catch your name.
- Zara.
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Well, Zara, let's get one thing clear.
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My music's my music.
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And on behalf of Black people everywhere,
you're welcome.
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Now, look,
I know where you're going with this.
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But look here,
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rock and roll and rhythm and blues
were here a long time before I came along.
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I know where the music came from,
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and let's face it, I also know I'm never
gonna sing as great as Fats Domino,
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but I grew up on this kind of music.
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I love it, and it's in my blood.
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I can't help it.
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[gasps]
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Moving, in a clunky, evasive kind of way.
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You know, there's a JET Magazine article
that clears a lot of this up.
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[laughs]
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You got to be kidding me.
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Who the hell carries around
their own JET Magazine article?
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People who believe in being thorough.
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There's a lot of good stuff
in there on this.
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Oh, motherfucker!
What the hell happened to my van?
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Oh, yeah.
Some weird, stoned guy fell on it.
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Don't worry. I'm taking it
to get it fixed. Back in a jiff!
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Back in a what? What the fuck's a jiff?
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Oh fuck yeah, Black Panthers.
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God, you guys get me.
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Damn, this tea is amazing.
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The locals call it Maghrebi mint.
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I knew you'd like it.
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Well, we're extremely sure of ourselves.
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Well, your file is quite thorough.
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I have a file?
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Everybody has a file.
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- Why would...
- Everybody.
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Everybody. As in everybody.
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- How long is it?
- Long enough.
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I mean, like, how thick is it?
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Wait, we're talking about the file, right?
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What?
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Because it feels like we're hitting
a metaphor pretty hard on the head here.
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Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
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Ahem. Now, shall we...
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You seriously think I'm gonna get a room
with you in some random Algerian hotel?
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Just need to make a quick stop.
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By the way, was that a "no" to getting
a room in general, or just this hotel?
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Pick one.
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[funky music playing]
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[CeCe grunts]
252
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,250
Man, you weren't kidding
about that sweating thing.
253
00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:58,416
Not helping, jackass.
254
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,583
Also, we gotta go right now.
255
00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:03,166
Where'd you get the van?
256
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:04,291
Same place I got him.
257
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,833
What the hell?
258
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,375
You already got Leary?
259
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,698
The words you're looking for,
I believe, are "Thank you."
260
00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:12,375
Nice job. Missed a hell of a show though.
261
00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:15,916
Caught up with George, gonna have him over
to see Priscilla and the baby.
262
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,250
Right. Yeah.
263
00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,000
I just scaled a building, you know,
264
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:22,083
and stole a full-grown man
out of a second-story window, but,
265
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,416
- yeah, let's talk about your stuff.
- [Elvis] Hey.
266
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,958
What do you think you're doing?
267
00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:27,875
That's my line.
268
00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:29,833
You're stealing our white guys now?
269
00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:31,833
Technically, she did.
270
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,666
[dramatic music playing]
271
00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,083
Are those guys after the van or Leary?
272
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,833
[Zara] Or maybe
the giant pile of guns in the back.
273
00:11:42,916 --> 00:11:43,833
Pick one.
274
00:11:43,916 --> 00:11:44,958
What guns?
275
00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:47,625
Oh! Well, hello.
276
00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:54,208
Hey, maybe wanna tell your buddies
to dial it back a bit?
277
00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:55,416
Hey, don't look at me.
278
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,916
You guys started it.
You came onto our sovereign soil.
279
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,333
- [Elvis] What soil?
- Our embassy.
280
00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:04,541
We're a government in exile dedicated
to fighting America's repressive system.
281
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,208
Oh, preach it, sister.
282
00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:07,500
Don't do that.
283
00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:08,583
Yep. Sorry.
284
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,041
Antoine!
285
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,166
[in French] Nice to see you, Commander.
286
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,500
[in French] Same here, my friend.
[chuckles]
287
00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:20,666
[in English] Be right back.
288
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:23,000
[animal snorting and cooing]
289
00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,291
What the hell is that?
290
00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,500
An endangered baby white rhinoceros.
291
00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:30,125
I can see that. Why is it here?
292
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,958
For dinner. [chuckles]
293
00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:32,958
Uh, excuse me?
294
00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:34,541
[The Commander] I read in your file
295
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,875
how exotic foods
are one of your favorite things,
296
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:39,416
so I took the liberty
of hiring a private chef nearby
297
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,125
so you and I could enjoy
a quiet meal together,
298
00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:44,375
munching on our little friend here.
299
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:47,208
Gotta say,
that does sound kind of romantic.
300
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:48,125
Aw. Thank you.
301
00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:52,208
And it also happens to sound
completely fucking insane!
302
00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:54,250
Are you out of your bald-headed mind?
303
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,875
Hey! "Exotic foods"!
304
00:12:56,958 --> 00:13:01,125
[Bertie] Which means frog legs!
Maybe the occasional sushi, you moron!
305
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:04,375
[scoffs] Well, it's a little late
for this kind of input.
306
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,416
I paid 20 grand for this fucking thing!
307
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,416
That's over $100,000 in 2022,
308
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:13,250
to put it in financial context
for no apparent reason.
309
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,166
Fuck.
310
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:15,541
[suspenseful music playing]
311
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:19,250
Okay, I've had
just about enough of this shit.
312
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:20,958
Hey, you can't shoot my friends.
313
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:25,250
You mean the friends
trying to run us off the damn road?
314
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,583
Not me. Just you.
315
00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:28,250
Do you know how car crashes work?
316
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,541
Who the hell are these new assholes?
317
00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:37,166
No idea.
Definitely not Black Panthers though.
318
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,208
So feel free to shoot those guys
all you want.
319
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,291
[bullets ricochet]
320
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,083
Ah shit! Goddamn it! We lost the AC!
321
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:49,958
Not really our chief concern right now.
322
00:13:50,041 --> 00:13:50,958
Since when?
323
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:53,041
Just get to the damn plane.
324
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,685
[Zara] And hold it steady while you do.
325
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,875
Whoa. You know how to use that thing?
326
00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:58,208
Pretty much, give or take.
327
00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,166
Not really the answer I wanted to hear.
328
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,833
Take it easy. You just point and shoot.
329
00:14:02,916 --> 00:14:04,083
How hard can it be?
330
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,583
Uh, harder than one
would think, apparently.
331
00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:15,875
Uh, well, this is gonna leave a mark.
332
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:28,666
[moans]
333
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,500
You guys okay?
334
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,458
Whoa. Where the fuck's Leary?
335
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:36,041
- Those assholes must have taken him.
- Oh shit.
336
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,208
We gotta call the Commander on this.
337
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:41,375
And tell him what?
That we just crapped the bed so hard,
338
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:44,416
we blew up his fucking plane
and lost his drug buddy?
339
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,750
Right. Don't call.
340
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:47,625
Cool. I like your way better.
341
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:48,875
Still got that tracker?
342
00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:51,791
[Howard] Cold!
343
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,666
You're so cold right now.
344
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:57,791
I don't even know why I bother trying!
345
00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,166
[whimpers]
346
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,375
Uh, what the hell are you doing?
347
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:07,875
Oh, try the kebab. It's to die for.
348
00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:10,750
Not with your nasty fingers
all over it, it isn't.
349
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,000
Humor me, Bertie.
350
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:15,708
Mm.
351
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:19,333
I'm not gonna lie,
that's some tasty barbecue right there.
352
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:20,625
Right? [chuckles]
353
00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,625
Now try to keep
that positive frame of mind
354
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:24,625
when I tell you we're being followed.
355
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:25,750
- What?
- Four o'clock.
356
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,291
Guy in the baseball cap
and his two buddies at six and eight.
357
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,583
Don't look back.
358
00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:33,041
Then why the hell'd you tell me
where they are?
359
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:34,958
Okay. No, that's a fair point.
360
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,416
The tracker puts Leary out there,
361
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,791
somewhere on that sub.
362
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,375
[Elvis] Oh hell, yeah.
363
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:42,833
Goddamn submarine fight?
364
00:15:42,916 --> 00:15:46,125
Exactly the kind
of badass spy shit I signed up for.
365
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:47,448
You thinking what I'm thinking?
366
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,833
Not unless you're also wondering
why I don't have my own submarine.
367
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:51,958
No, I mean that.
368
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:57,791
Now, you're staying here.
369
00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,375
[laughs] No shit.
370
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,291
And, this isn't
a "Black people can't swim" thing.
371
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,708
This is a "You people
are out of your damn minds" thing.
372
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:07,708
Now, look, you seem like
you got a good head on your shoulders.
373
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:10,666
So, what are you doing running around
here anyway? You're just a kid.
374
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,583
[scoffs]
375
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:12,958
Thanks, White Guy Dad.
376
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,000
Seriously. You should go home.
377
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,916
Actually been thinking about that.
Maybe get back to my music.
378
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,375
George mentioned you sing.
379
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:21,666
Oh, honey, I can sing my ass off.
380
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,333
I can sing circles around you.
381
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,750
Pretty low bar there.
382
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:25,875
[water splashes]
383
00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,250
If the music thing gets real,
give me a call.
384
00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:32,125
Also, here, to help with the ticket home.
385
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,791
You know, you did
almost get me killed a couple times.
386
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:41,833
And I'm betting you really don't
want me telling anyone about all this.
387
00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:43,791
Ever.
388
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,083
[Middle Eastern music playing]
389
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:55,416
[The Commander]
Something I can help you boys with?
390
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,791
Hand over the rhino.
391
00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:59,833
Sure. But maybe go fuck yourself first.
392
00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:00,916
Right now.
393
00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:01,958
[scoffs]
394
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,791
You seriously think you can rip me off
in the middle of my date?
395
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:07,333
Which isn't going that well, by the way.
396
00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:09,791
Fine. You want him?
Well, good luck with that,
397
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:12,208
because I will
fucking waste this little guy!
398
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:13,166
Jesus!
399
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,416
Oi, no!
400
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,125
Whoa, whoa, mate! No, wait!
401
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:19,916
I'll splatter his endangered brains
all over the goddamn wall!
402
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,541
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Take it easy. Take it easy.
403
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,083
You don't need to do that.
404
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,958
You know what? You're right. Here. Catch.
405
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:29,375
Bloody fuck!
406
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:32,541
Now, let's try that again.
You really think you can rip me off?
407
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:35,166
That's... That's not what I'm doing.
408
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,958
We're just trying to save it.
409
00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:39,291
- What?
- We're with Greenpeace!
410
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:42,958
Swear to God! Please don't shoot!
411
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,125
Okay, before you say anything,
412
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,916
we both know I had no way of knowing that.
413
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:49,916
That's it.
414
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,625
I'm fucking out of here.
415
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:54,125
Oh come on. You can't just...
You can't just walk away.
416
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,083
Look, the little guy's growing on me.
417
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,208
[harp music playing]
418
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,250
[heavy breathing]
419
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,583
[indistinct chatter]
420
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,958
[Howard] Getting warmer.
421
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:23,041
Goddamn it.
422
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:26,416
[door creaking]
423
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:33,666
Maybe I should take that.
424
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,630
Just use your little hand signals.
Maybe you could confuse them to death.
425
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,541
Ugh. Jesus. Still?
426
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,083
[Elvis] Well, lookie here.
427
00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:50,791
[gasps] Oh Jesus Christ.
428
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:54,666
- What are they doing with all these?
- [Howard] Oh man! You're on fire!
429
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,625
- Red hot! Oh yeah!
- Damn it. Turn that thing off.
430
00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:01,250
- You turn it off.
- Fuck you, Dad! Fuck you! I win!
431
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,250
You're dead! I'm alive!
432
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:07,125
Fuck you, Dad!
Oh yeah! So hot! So hot!
433
00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:11,291
Go!
434
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,583
[Klaxon blares]
435
00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:20,375
[CeCe] Holy shit, we're going down.
436
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,083
It's technically called "submerging."
437
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,500
- What?
- "Going down" implies we're sinking.
438
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,375
Oh okay!
Well, which one means we're fucked?
439
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,208
Torpedo tubes.
440
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,625
On it.
441
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,541
Huh? What?
442
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:34,958
Oh, now he wakes up.
443
00:19:36,791 --> 00:19:38,583
I can't hold this much longer.
444
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:42,125
You better be right behind me.
445
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:45,208
Don't worry. Multifunctional, remember?
446
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:47,750
[all grunting]
447
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:58,875
[suspenseful music playing]
448
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:07,791
That! That right there!
449
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,625
That's exactly why
I need a fucking submarine!
450
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:14,000
[CeCe] Which I'm sort of wishing
we were back on right now.
451
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,458
[roars]
452
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,541
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- What?
453
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,125
[CeCe] We needed that thing.
454
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,666
Fuck you, I was winging it.
455
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,500
[CeCe] Bringing that back
might've made up for blowing up the plane.
456
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:29,125
Take it from a guy who actually
owns a plane. Not even close.
457
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,333
You kids done chatting?
458
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:34,791
Smile, you son of a...
459
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,125
- [gunshot]
- [explosion]
460
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,833
[CeCe] Nice boat.
461
00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:46,625
Borrowed it.
Figured you two might need a hand.
462
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:48,791
Yeah. Appreciate the help.
463
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,708
Well, genius, you're no good
to my music career if you're dead.
464
00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:52,625
Preach it, sister.
465
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:53,916
Still no.
466
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:55,583
[CeCe] Right.
467
00:20:58,208 --> 00:20:59,833
[ominous music playing]
468
00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:06,708
[slides click]
469
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:19,833
[upbeat rockabilly music playing]