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{\an8}‪(1968年,加州柏本克
‪全國廣播電視台錄音室)

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{\an8}‪讚啦!

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‪《麻煩》是貓王史上最棒的歌曲之一

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‪聽起來怎樣?

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‪不錯啊,感覺很棒

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‪那首歌在講痛扁別人,這樣很好

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‪很有特色

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‪也許我們能換首

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‪更有聖誕氣氛的歌?

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‪其實我對聖誕氣氛有別的想法

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‪沒問題,很好,好主意

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‪試著搭配小提姆和貓王小精靈

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‪有什麼想法嗎?

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‪(聖誕節快樂)

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‪(19號錄音室)

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‪女士們

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‪搞屁啊,史卡特

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‪可能是“待在禮車上”的命令太模糊了

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‪搞什麼?

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‪你說我們可以和貓王出去玩

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‪你知道那件背心有口袋吧?

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‪喂?

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‪喂,寶貝,我是不是太晚打了?

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‪對她來說是啊,她睡得很熟

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‪代我親她一下

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‪你聽起來很累,寶貝,你還好嗎?

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‪我不曉得,希拉

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‪感覺外頭的世界瘋了,我被困在這裡

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‪應上校要求表演超爛的聖誕節目

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‪我相信表演一定很精采

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‪妳是說有貓王小精靈的那個?

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‪真假?“貓王小精靈”?

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‪相信我,實際情形比聽起來更糟

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‪不會吧

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‪喂?希拉?

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‪大哥,電話怎麼了?

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‪抱歉,我只是想加快速度

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‪加快什麼速度?

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‪我的工作,殺了你

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‪不知為何
‪他們希望你在垂死時聽這張專輯

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‪他剛剛有說“殺了我”嗎?

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‪(高勒特)

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‪高勒特?

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‪今天真是越來越棒了

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‪可惡,史卡特!你開槍打我!

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‪我對天發誓,我今早不該起床的

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‪怎樣?我不能有倒楣的一天嗎?

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‪哇靠!

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{\an8}‪(支持尼克森!終止越戰)

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‪聽好,老兄,我今天過得很糟

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‪所以我要狠狠揍你一頓

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‪搞什麼鬼?

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‪媽呀,那是貓王嗎?

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‪下去!

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‪抱歉

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‪天啊,貓王,你太厲害了

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‪那是怎麼回事?

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‪那個啊

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‪妳知道的...那是彩排

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‪我在為新電視節目採排

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‪天啊,那傢伙還好嗎?

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‪沒事,那只是假血,各位
‪那是假的...

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‪反正是假的就對了

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‪新節目叫什麼?

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‪特務貓王

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‪起床了,混蛋

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‪我在哪裡?

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‪你死定了,我他媽的...

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{\an8}‪我的天啊

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{\an8}‪你還敢說話啊,簡直比泥巴還笨

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{\an8}‪那是我朋友巴比雷

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{\an8}‪你最好聽他的

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{\an8}‪我現在在想哪條家規?

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{\an8}‪絕對不是私人空間那條

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{\an8}‪你答應過
‪不會在這胡搞瞎搞,記得嗎?

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{\an8}‪妳不會注意到我們在這,柏蒂小姐

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{\an8}‪嘿,等我逃出去,我要...

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{\an8}‪差不多啦

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{\an8}‪那是柏蒂,我的堅強後盾

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{\an8}‪她打理這裡的一切
‪從我還在包尿布就認識我了

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{\an8}‪說到尿布,有沒有看到
‪拿著手槍的黑猩猩史卡特

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{\an8}‪你麻煩大了,朋友

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{\an8}‪我很久以前就下定決心

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{\an8}‪我不會冷眼旁觀這個國家

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{\an8}‪被動亂、低賤的嬉皮
‪毒品、犯罪搞得四分五裂

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{\an8}‪不,有我在就不行

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{\an8}‪而史卡特呢?

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{\an8}‪靠,這能替他帶來性快感

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{\an8}‪我沒叫你亂來

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{\an8}‪這樣吧,我有個點子

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{\an8}‪也許你可以不要老是那麼噁爛

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{\an8}‪不要用噁心的猩猩精液造成浴缸堵塞

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{\an8}‪把濾網搞得像被炸過似的

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{\an8}‪看著我,告訴我是誰派你來殺我的

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{\an8}‪去你的,歌手小子

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{\an8}‪他們沒有付錢讓我招供

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{\an8}‪他們?“他們”是誰?

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{\an8}‪你給我聽好,王八蛋
‪我保證史卡特會扣下扳機...

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{\an8}‪媽的

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{\an8}‪我在談條件!

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{\an8}‪該死,史卡特
‪我本來要說:“要是再不從實招來!”

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{\an8}‪老大,我不是要為黑猩猩辯解
‪但你那麼說有點難懂

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{\an8}‪那麼...

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{\an8}‪什麼叫我不會注意到你們在這?

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{\an8}‪只是出了點差錯,柏蒂小姐
‪小小差錯而已,一切都很好

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{\an8}‪雖然說客廳有點凌亂

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{\an8}‪你知道我有辦法

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{\an8}‪把你做成四分袖毛衣

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‪你得馬上把這裡收拾乾淨

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‪因為她搞不好真的會做毛衣

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‪我最好是知道拖把在哪裡

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‪扣扳機!

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‪我看打擊犯罪總有一天會害死你

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‪好啦,但這次不是我的錯

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‪是那個被爆頭的人先開始的

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‪是嗎?

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‪我只知道有人要我死

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‪扣扳機!

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‪我賭玻利維亞人會贏

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‪那你就錯了

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‪那些傢伙已經不在道上了

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‪那是什麼?外帶包?

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‪給我放回去

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‪對了,你在邁阿密上辛納屈的節目時

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‪遇見的那個黑道老大呢?

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‪絕對不是他

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‪上個月有個重機幫派

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‪爆炸之後就沒了

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‪說不定又是吃醋丈夫

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‪看不慣他老婆每次在電視上看到你
‪下面就濕成一片

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‪這怎麼能縮小範圍啊?

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‪況且這次感覺不一樣
‪這傢伙是職業殺手

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‪你知道自己在說什麼嗎?

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‪我答應過你媽要好好照顧你

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‪如果她現在還活著,她會...

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‪說:“貓王
‪謝謝你讓這個世界變得更美好”

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‪“你真是個好孩子,貓王
‪要不要吃零食?”

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‪然後媽大概會遮住耳朵

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‪因為這會很大聲

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‪等等,試試這個

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‪我閒得無聊就幫你改裝了太陽眼鏡

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‪好耶

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‪看好了

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‪等一下

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‪聖誕節的裝飾跑哪去了?
‪那些金蔥彩帶呢?

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‪這節目由我作主

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‪這不再是聖誕特輯了

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‪那是什麼?

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‪問得好,兄弟

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‪如果我能圓夢,這節目要展現風格

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‪-展現風格?
‪-沒錯

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‪搖滾樂火力全開,兄弟

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‪像以前那樣
‪回到電影和垃圾節目出現之前

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‪猛男,這就是我說的

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‪只有你和兄弟們盡情玩音樂

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‪我已經讓史考帝和DJ坐上飛機了

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‪-高昂激盪
‪-當然

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‪如果我們用大量氣球裝飾這裡...

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‪-什麼?
‪-彩色緞帶

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‪還有...噢!彩旗

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‪絕對不行,去把車開過來

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‪(出口)

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‪打擾了

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‪看是誰來了
‪女粉絲一號、二號、三號

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‪是的,女士...

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‪妳們怎麼進來的?

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‪可以合照嗎?

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‪沒問題,來吧

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‪好,最後一張,我發誓

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‪好啊,樂意替粉絲效勞

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‪顯然妳們不是

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‪好了,小豬,露出牙齒吧

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‪-說...
‪-等等,我想我知道

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‪起司,廢渣

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‪(貓王)

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‪這才像話嘛

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‪是不是很奇怪?

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‪-那是怎麼回事?
‪-只不過是我的工作

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‪-不好意思,妳說?
‪-不必,再會啦

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‪好,有幾點注意事項

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‪妳能告訴我那究竟是什麼情況嗎?

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‪好吧,這聽起來有點或非常離奇

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‪你在殺人名單上

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‪我懂,糟透了,對吧?

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‪嘿,你好嗎,老大?

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‪我想我可能在殺人名單上

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‪真糟糕

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‪史卡特,記住她了嗎?

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‪你確定這是個好主意嗎?

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‪有人說“殺人名單”時
‪我想多問幾個問題

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‪不,我是說相信黑猩猩能追蹤女人...
‪下體的味道

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‪史卡特行的

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‪是嗎?上次我們派他出馬

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‪結果跑到葛洛利雅史坦納的海鮮餐廳

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‪(偉克商人餐廳)

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‪你們留在車上

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‪不准花錢找古柯鹼吸嗨的妓女
‪我說得很清楚了

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‪如果我五分鐘後沒回來,就來救我

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‪普里斯萊先生?

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‪還坐得下一個人嗎?

201
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,459
‪當然了,先生,讓我看看

202
00:11:51,459 --> 00:11:53,709
‪別緊張,大哥,當我沒問

203
00:11:58,459 --> 00:12:00,918
‪妳在這啊,妳沒報上大名

204
00:12:00,918 --> 00:12:02,626
‪不,這是有原因的

205
00:12:02,626 --> 00:12:03,918
‪我想要答案

206
00:12:03,918 --> 00:12:07,668
‪不,我想你真正想要的是油醋干貝

207
00:12:08,584 --> 00:12:10,626
‪-啥?
‪-天啊,你不會後悔,相信我

208
00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:14,251
‪我第一次吃的時候
‪好吃到讓我差點拉在褲子上

209
00:12:14,251 --> 00:12:16,918
‪照這麼說來,也許是因為沒煮熟...

210
00:12:16,918 --> 00:12:19,418
‪-快說殺人名單的事
‪-那件事啊

211
00:12:19,418 --> 00:12:21,459
‪-對,有人要你死
‪-誰?

212
00:12:21,459 --> 00:12:24,251
‪你對查理曼森這名字有印象嗎?

213
00:12:26,376 --> 00:12:29,209
‪噢,你真壞!

214
00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:31,918
‪不要啊,別衝動,加戈

215
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,459
‪嘿,帥哥,能借個火嗎?

216
00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:38,293
{\an8}‪可以啊,女士,妳想借什麼都行

217
00:12:38,293 --> 00:12:40,584
{\an8}‪打火機、我的車鑰匙、我的脾臟

218
00:12:41,084 --> 00:12:43,376
‪我們要借你來用用,路人甲

219
00:12:43,376 --> 00:12:45,543
‪別光站在那,抬起他!

220
00:12:45,543 --> 00:12:47,418
‪我在自言自語嗎?

221
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:51,459
‪那不是反問句,我是真的想知道
‪我現在腦袋裡有六個聲音

222
00:12:52,168 --> 00:12:53,251
‪喪心病狂的心理變態

223
00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:59,709
‪順便補充一下,他剛才綁架了你朋友

224
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:02,459
‪-什麼?
‪-沒穿尿布的那個,巴比雷

225
00:13:02,459 --> 00:13:04,168
‪該死的服務生告訴妳的?

226
00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:05,959
‪“該死的服務生”,對啊

227
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,043
‪我們到處都有眼線,很可怕吧?

228
00:13:08,043 --> 00:13:10,043
‪妳是說真的,他們把他帶去哪了?

229
00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:11,668
‪-不能告訴你
‪-妳跟我來

230
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:14,501
‪取消和不太黏人的放射科醫師約會?

231
00:13:14,501 --> 00:13:16,834
‪他穿13號鞋,名下有海邊小屋

232
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:18,418
‪我可不這麼想

233
00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:19,376
‪再說一次

234
00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:23,126
‪小心

235
00:13:26,459 --> 00:13:29,918
‪你看起來不像謝爾比郡的名譽副手

236
00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:33,959
‪能不能告訴我
‪馬丁狄恩幹嘛拿點三八指著我的頭?

237
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,834
‪那是你家的事

238
00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:40,668
‪說到“妳家的事”
‪如果曼森真的帶走巴比雷

239
00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:49,293
‪妳即將見識到
‪我們為什麼嚴禁史卡特開車

240
00:13:58,543 --> 00:13:59,793
‪我們去兜風

241
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,293
‪(好萊塢)

242
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:06,459
‪嘿!

243
00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:12,334
‪這裡叫做史潘片場

244
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,459
‪從前是西部電影的片場

245
00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:16,168
‪看來沒人在家

246
00:14:16,168 --> 00:14:19,584
‪-是嗎?“沒人”有很多馬
‪-說得也是

247
00:14:19,584 --> 00:14:22,501
‪廢話,相信我
‪這是曼森和他的追隨者的基地

248
00:14:22,501 --> 00:14:25,793
‪現在可以叫這小子冷靜點了嗎?

249
00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:30,376
‪那我就不客氣了

250
00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:32,584
‪你是我的新寵

251
00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:36,001
‪只有一個辦法能一探究竟

252
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,126
‪妳可以下車了

253
00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:39,751
‪嘿,妳以為妳在做什...

254
00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:56,334
‪我在做什麼?
‪我的工作就是不讓你被殺

255
00:14:56,334 --> 00:14:58,418
‪更重要的是跟猴子一起嗨

256
00:14:58,418 --> 00:15:00,293
‪不管怎樣,我們可以快一點嗎?

257
00:15:06,918 --> 00:15:09,918
‪好無聊,你知道你朋友早就死了...

258
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:11,584
‪嘿,我告訴妳一件事

259
00:15:11,584 --> 00:15:13,334
‪巴比雷在深山長大

260
00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:16,543
‪唯一的娛樂就是釀酒和得狂犬病

261
00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:20,251
‪詭異的故事重點是什麼?

262
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:21,834
‪巴比雷懂得生存下來

263
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:24,793
‪待在這裡

264
00:15:25,293 --> 00:15:26,334
‪好啊

265
00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:34,793
‪該死,巴比雷

266
00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:39,459
{\an8}‪(銀幣酒館)

267
00:15:39,459 --> 00:15:40,751
{\an8}‪(泰斯、科藍、蘇珊、吱吱)

268
00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:50,459
‪(《末日戰爭》、查理
‪殺豬、家族、死亡谷)

269
00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,543
‪我的天啊

270
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,418
‪嘿,她們可能很快就回來了

271
00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:05,376
‪快帶你離開這裡

272
00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:07,584
‪什麼?不,她們又要上我

273
00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:11,418
‪說真的,這些瘋狂的縱慾小妞超色的

274
00:16:12,293 --> 00:16:13,126
‪那是血嗎?

275
00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:15,751
‪好吧,性愛有點黑暗

276
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:18,168
‪不值得驕傲,但我會再來一次

277
00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:20,209
‪那是什麼?

278
00:16:23,584 --> 00:16:26,043
‪拿著槍小心點,老兄

279
00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:28,376
‪幹嘛這麼有敵意?

280
00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:31,043
‪你們這些混蛋綁架了我的朋友

281
00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:32,043
‪綁架?

282
00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:36,834
‪你哪位?我上一位律師燒焦的骨骸?

283
00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:40,709
‪不是,我們借用你朋友引你過來

284
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,959
‪放輕鬆,坐下

285
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,834
‪我們這些人都很友善

286
00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:50,001
‪-加入我們
‪-過來加入我們

287
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:50,918
‪-加入我們
‪-好喔

288
00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:53,043
‪嘿,貓王,我們快離開這裡

289
00:16:55,001 --> 00:16:58,876
‪你要介紹有趣的新朋友嗎?

290
00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:01,001
‪-快開車,巴比雷
‪-好

291
00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:07,501
‪加快油門,也許我還來得及赴約
‪見提米醫生和他的大...

292
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:20,751
‪什麼?

293
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:23,459
‪睡得好嗎?

294
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,793
‪這是什麼?

295
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,126
‪這個啊?

296
00:17:26,126 --> 00:17:29,418
‪這是用來拍攝
‪《琳達和艾比琳》的絞刑架

297
00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:32,418
‪一部被低估的性心理西部電影

298
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:33,959
‪至於這些人呢?

299
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:36,543
‪他們是我的子民

300
00:17:37,043 --> 00:17:38,834
‪謝謝,讚啦!

301
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:43,293
‪他們專程來泥濘地方鬼混
‪看著你殺死我?

302
00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:46,668
‪殺死你?不,兄弟,你胡說什麼?

303
00:17:46,668 --> 00:17:47,959
‪殺人名單

304
00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:50,376
‪我叫噬血查理別這麼說

305
00:17:50,376 --> 00:17:52,543
‪但憤怒查理說:“閉嘴!”

306
00:17:52,543 --> 00:17:54,626
‪-你才閉嘴
‪-安靜

307
00:17:54,626 --> 00:17:55,668
‪那是誰的聲音?

308
00:17:55,668 --> 00:17:56,793
‪大家安靜

309
00:17:58,126 --> 00:18:01,126
‪這些一點都不瘋狂

310
00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:02,084
‪我可以走了嗎?

311
00:18:02,084 --> 00:18:05,084
‪好吧,假如你想加入這個家族

312
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,959
‪家族?什麼他媽的家族?

313
00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:09,418
‪我們都是兄弟姊妹

314
00:18:09,418 --> 00:18:11,751
‪我們是一家人,真的

315
00:18:11,751 --> 00:18:13,376
‪傑瑞在那裡洗碗

316
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:15,251
‪瑪莎負責點心

317
00:18:15,251 --> 00:18:16,543
‪法蘭克去找毒品

318
00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:19,001
‪貝蒂在那裡,她也有毒品

319
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:21,834
‪其實幾乎每個人都有毒品

320
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,876
‪別忘了去找毒品,各位

321
00:18:23,876 --> 00:18:25,584
‪我知道你在想什麼了

322
00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:28,293
‪你擔心自己可能無法融入

323
00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:29,668
‪擔心死了

324
00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:31,626
‪你只要有耐心一點

325
00:18:31,626 --> 00:18:34,876
‪等我們連續強迫餵食迷幻藥三個月後

326
00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:38,709
‪我保證你會感受到愛

327
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:40,043
‪我是說

328
00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:42,959
‪我們經常亂搞,對吧?

329
00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:47,376
‪好,太棒了,可惜我不是你要的人

330
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,918
‪你當然是,你還不懂嗎?

331
00:18:49,918 --> 00:18:50,834
‪假裝我不懂

332
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:52,668
‪你和我,我們是一樣的

333
00:18:52,668 --> 00:18:57,918
‪我們都有迷人的個性
‪也會創作改變世界的音樂

334
00:18:57,918 --> 00:18:59,418
‪-音樂?
‪-有了你的幫助

335
00:18:59,418 --> 00:19:02,959
‪加上名單上其他人的幫助
‪我會達到顛峰

336
00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:03,959
‪搞什麼...

337
00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:11,126
‪天啊

338
00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:13,334
‪這樣回答了你的問題嗎?

339
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:15,834
‪-不是我想的那樣
‪-所以你覺得呢?

340
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,459
‪好,快說好

341
00:19:17,459 --> 00:19:20,543
‪如果我想跟一群低賤嬉皮聚會

342
00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:22,418
‪我會回丹尼斯霍柏的電話

343
00:19:26,543 --> 00:19:28,459
‪-貓王!
‪-該死

344
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:31,626
‪你知道嗎?比起生氣,我更加失望

345
00:19:31,626 --> 00:19:33,084
‪我其實很自責

346
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,334
‪打倒豬王

347
00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:39,418
‪查理!查理!

348
00:19:39,418 --> 00:19:40,334
‪嘿

349
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:43,293
‪你欠我一枚新徽章,笨蛋

350
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:49,209
‪天啊,爹地,有沒有摔壞?

351
00:19:50,126 --> 00:19:51,293
‪抓住他

352
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:54,668
‪有些武器看起來大到放不進褲子裡

353
00:20:21,293 --> 00:20:23,501
‪-這倒新鮮
‪-他們不會倒下

354
00:20:24,126 --> 00:20:26,293
‪他們就像嬉皮殭屍

355
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,668
‪這樣更好!

356
00:20:27,668 --> 00:20:29,918
‪他們嗨到失去知覺

357
00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:32,334
‪太美了

358
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:35,334
‪廢話真多!天啊,那傢伙說個不停

359
00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:38,918
‪不!天啊...放手!

360
00:20:58,459 --> 00:20:59,543
‪該死

361
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,168
‪嘿,笨蛋,這...

362
00:21:04,168 --> 00:21:06,501
‪-這就是我不想來這裡的原因
‪-不!

363
00:21:08,751 --> 00:21:10,209
‪該死的禽獸!

364
00:21:10,209 --> 00:21:13,126
‪看看你們對我美麗的家人做了什麼

365
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,668
‪現在你們得付出代價

366
00:21:15,668 --> 00:21:17,459
‪-手榴彈?
‪-好吧

367
00:21:23,168 --> 00:21:25,876
‪《人猿星球》
‪天啊,他很愛那部電影

368
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:27,459
‪他媽的

369
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,376
‪你們殺了我的姊妹兼女兒和老婆

370
00:21:37,376 --> 00:21:38,876
‪你這個混...

371
00:21:43,459 --> 00:21:47,293
‪我一直想問妳
‪行頭不錯,這是什麼皮革?

372
00:21:47,293 --> 00:21:48,918
‪義大利皮革,我不是野蠻人

373
00:21:48,918 --> 00:21:50,293
‪妳去哪買的?

374
00:21:50,293 --> 00:21:52,501
‪憑你的腰圍?你買不到

375
00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:56,376
‪妳確定不必載妳一程嗎?

376
00:21:56,376 --> 00:21:59,918
‪不了,我要清理現場
‪別擔心,我們人手充足

377
00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:05,668
‪“我們”是指...

378
00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:08,459
‪-祝表演順利
‪-嘿,說到這...巴比雷!

379
00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:11,168
‪-在!
‪-給我們的新朋友幾張門票

380
00:22:12,293 --> 00:22:13,459
‪謝了,我心領了

381
00:22:13,459 --> 00:22:15,251
‪不是搖滾樂迷嗎?

382
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,918
‪對,就是那樣

383
00:22:22,834 --> 00:22:24,376
‪絕對是我的最愛

384
00:22:44,584 --> 00:22:47,334
‪(貓王)

385
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:05,834
‪所以...

386
00:23:05,834 --> 00:23:07,168
‪妳覺得他準備好了嗎?

387
00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:10,751
‪老大,你說呢?
‪你的假禮車刺客測試得怎樣?

388
00:23:11,751 --> 00:23:15,126
‪對,我想跟妳談談這件事

389
00:23:16,959 --> 00:23:19,084
‪-怎樣?
‪-妳和道格是不是很熟?

390
00:23:19,084 --> 00:23:22,251
‪很難說,我們算是在交往
‪大部分是滾床單,怎麼了?

391
00:23:22,751 --> 00:23:26,834
‪因為我將禮車任務派給道格
‪結果並沒有...

392
00:23:26,834 --> 00:23:28,084
‪天啊,該怎麼形容?

393
00:23:28,084 --> 00:23:29,084
‪完美無瑕

394
00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:30,876
‪是喔,他這麼大了,沒事的

395
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,709
‪好吧,也許我說得太婉轉了

396
00:23:33,709 --> 00:23:37,043
‪猴子朝他的臉開槍,打爆了他的頭

397
00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:37,959
‪真的嗎?

398
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,084
‪對,我的表情很嚴肅

399
00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:42,918
‪沒差,反正他是個混蛋

400
00:23:44,709 --> 00:23:51,668
‪(貓王)

401
00:23:58,043 --> 00:23:59,834
‪謝謝各位觀眾,晚安

402
00:24:00,334 --> 00:24:03,209
‪(謹以此纪念麗莎瑪莉普里斯萊)

403
00:24:52,459 --> 00:24:55,959
‪字幕翻譯:張瀛