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[vultures screeching]
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[squawks]
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[ominous music playing]
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[groans]
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[rattling]
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[gun clicks]
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Fuck you, Vegas.
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[ominous music playing]
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{\an8}[feedback drones]
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[electricity buzzing]
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[Elvis] Man, I really like Vegas.
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♪ Bright light city gonna set my soul ♪
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♪ Gonna set my soul on fire ♪
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♪ Got a whole lot of money
That's ready to burn ♪
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♪ So get those stakes up higher ♪
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♪ There's a thousand pretty women
Waiting out there ♪
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♪ They're all living the devil-may-care ♪
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♪ And I'm just the devil
With love to spare ♪
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♪ So viva, Las Vegas ♪
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♪ Viva, Las Vegas ♪
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♪ How I wish that there were more
Than the 24 hours in the day ♪
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[explosions]
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[grunts]
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[chorus] ♪ Viva, Las Vegas ♪
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[distorted] ♪ Viva, Las Vegas ♪
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[yells]
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[audience gasps and murmurs]
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[Leary] You're a killing machine.
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Now do what you were trained to do.
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You're a killing machine.
Now do what you were trained to do.
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♪ Viva, viva ♪
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♪ Las Vegas ♪
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- [man 1] What a show!
- [man 2] Oh my God!
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That was amazing, Elvis!
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Elvis, not bad for a white boy.
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Oh, you know it, Redd.
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Groovy, baby.
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Love the kung fu.
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Yeah, Sammy.
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Heh, careful of those hips, King.
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You'll put an eye out.
And Sammy only has one left.
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Hey, thank you, guys. Thanks for coming.
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[inaudible]
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Well, hey, 'Cilla. You made it.
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Great show, Satnin. I loved it.
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And love you.
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The karate was different.
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- [laughs]
- Yeah, sorry about that, Ronnie.
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All good.
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Walk it off, big guy.
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He's gonna be okay, right?
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Oh shit, yeah. Ronnie's a pro.
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{\an8}[sighs]
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{\an8}So, what the hell's going on
inside that head of yours?
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{\an8}- Ah!
- Okay, full disclosure:
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{\an8}slept through most of the show,
but loved where you freaked the fuck out.
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{\an8}Jesus! You again?
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{\an8}How the hell
did you get in here past security?
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{\an8}Those are your security guys?
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{\an8}Huh. Adorable.
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{\an8}Oh relax. They're still alive, probably.
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{\an8}What are you doing here?
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{\an8}Only the most insanely boring job ever:
errand girl.
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{\an8}I'm taking you to meet my boss.
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{\an8}[chuckles]
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{\an8}Your boss?
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{\an8}Now why in the hell would I do that?
Who do you even work for?
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{\an8}Not authorized to tell you that,
but he is dying to meet you.
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{\an8}Yeah, I get that a lot.
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{\an8}I'm not interested.
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{\an8}Hey, you owe me for saving your butt
at that Manson thing.
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{\an8}Ha! More like
the other way around, friend.
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{\an8}[security guard groaning]
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{\an8}Hey, lady, you can't--
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{\an8}[screams]
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{\an8}Fuck!
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{\an8}You score me one of those zapper guns,
and I'll meet your boss.
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{\an8}- Done.
- Never caught your name, by the way.
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{\an8}- It's CeCe with an E.
- As opposed to?
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{\an8}An I, which is how you'd spell it if
you were a coked-up stripper like my mom,
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{\an8}which I am not, thank you,
so I spell it with an E.
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{\an8}Already bored.
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So, where are we going again?
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- Don't worry about it.
- And we're meeting who now?
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Don't worry about it.
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And we're leaving Scatter here by himself?
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Now that we may want to worry about.
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Back in a couple hours, Scatter.
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Stay in the room.
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No chicks, no booze, no bullshit.
You hear me?
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[gibbering]
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["Hello, I Love You" playing]
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[exclaims]
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[snorts]
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["Hello, I Love You" by The Doors playing]
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♪ Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name... ♪
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Hey, baby. What took you so long?
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♪ Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name? ♪
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♪ Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game ♪
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Turn that psychedelic drug shit off.
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Over my dead body.
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And by mine, I mean yours.
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Jim Morrison is an actual god.
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Like one of the hot Greek ones.
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♪ Do you think you'll be the guy ♪
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♪ To make the queen of the angels sigh? ♪
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Oh brother.
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No pets, ma'am. Sorry.
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The monkey's gotta go.
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Technically, chimpanzees are apes.
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- [shouting]
- [chuckles]
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See?
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I don't care what it is.
Just get it out of here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not a monkey.
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That's Mr. Presley's monkey.
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My apologies. Anything you need, just ask.
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We'll charge it to Mr. Presley's room.
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Holy shit.
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Would you look at that, E?
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[car doors open and close]
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- [Elvis] What is this place?
- [CeCe] It doesn't have a name,
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or even exist, technically.
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Got it. More of that
top-secret bullshit you've been selling.
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I'll take that zapper gun now, by the way.
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Now careful with this thing.
Let me walk you through it.
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Safety off, set the charge and...
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[screams]
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Yep. Think I got it.
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- So, where's this boss of yours?
- He'll be here any minute.
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He's flying in from Monte Carlo,
had to have a little chat with JFK.
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Uh, JFK is dead.
It was a goddamn national tragedy.
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Oh.
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That's right. He's, uh... He's "dead."
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I keep forgetting that.
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And you're saying he's not?
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You shouldn't believe
everything you see on TV.
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Hey! Don't you dare ruin
Hawaii Five-O for me, lady.
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Kinda getting a little bored here,
CeCe with an E.
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All right. Wait, wait.
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At least check out the plane first.
My boss thinks you might like it.
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We can go on that thing? Ha!
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Well, hell! Lead with that next time.
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Ah, ah, ah. Not so fast, string bean.
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This is classified.
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And that goes for my purse too,
so keep your weirdly small hands off.
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Classified, my ass.
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Besides, peeking ain't cheating.
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[Elvis whistling]
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And I thought my jet,
the Lisa Marie, was tricked out. Ha!
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[man laughs] Oh!
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Who's this Lisa Marie? She sounds hot.
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- My daughter.
- [laughing] Oh!
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This guy named his daughter
after his plane?
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Weird priorities, but I love it.
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Uh, just a heads-up,
but you got a creepy homeless guy
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pissing in a jar
in the middle of your spy plane.
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Creepy is correct, yes,
but definitely not homeless.
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Howard is a billionaire
and a genius inventor.
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- He works for us.
- Howard Hughes. Nice to meet you.
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Howard Hughes?
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Hell, I'd heard you gone insane.
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And I must say,
based on your wall of piss over there,
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- I'm guessing I heard correctly.
- [cackles]
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You sound like all of my doctors.
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Truth be told, I'm completely insane...
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Wait a minute. I'm completely insane...
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Wait, nope. That's not right.
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I'm completely not insane.
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Mm-hmm. Well, then what's with the jars?
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No bathrooms on the plane?
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It actually has six.
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Three for number twos,
two for number ones,
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and one that's just full of jars.
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This plane has everything.
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It's even nuclear-powered.
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I built a reactor in the back. Imagine it.
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Never has to refuel.
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A permanent TCB headquarters in the air,
with six bathrooms.
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TCB?
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Yeah, pretend you didn't hear that.
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Ooh! How about a tour?
We can start at the cockpit.
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It's the coolest part,
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mostly 'cause of the word "cock."
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[grunts]
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Hey, anyone ever tell you
you look like poor man's Elvis Presley?
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Bulletproof.
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No shit. I was rage shooting, dumbass,
but we can't let them hijack this plane.
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Well, unless you got spy lipstick
that's secretly a blowtorch or something--
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- Oh, fuck me!
- What?
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[CeCe] I left the blowtorch cigarettes
in my purse.
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Oh!
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Now, where the hell are they going?
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Hey!
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You fellas have any idea...
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where the back of your fucking heads went?
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Well, this ain't good.
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Hello, Louise.
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[CeCe grunting]
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Uh, let's do the math here.
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Reinforced steel door versus
little lady with a fire extinguisher.
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My money's on the door.
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Oh, hey there, chauvinism!
Perfect timing, dick.
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[Boris] This is captain speaking.
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So sorry if Elvis is all shaking up
in his blue suede booties.
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It's "shoes," dumbass.
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Oh, there's your fan base right there:
asshole bad guys.
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I'm not gonna apologize
for my universal appeal.
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Sorry for this, but now is it time for you
to be going to the heartburn hotel, eh?
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Uh, okay, language barrier aside,
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the takeaway here is
Elvis fans are worldwide--
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[both screaming]
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- Doyle.
- Yes, Commander?
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Is my watch running fast, Doyle?
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- No, it is not, sir.
- Didn't think so.
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And CeCe was told to report to me,
with Elvis,
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promptly at the airfield
at 0300 hours, correct?
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00:10:06,584 --> 00:10:09,626
- Indeed, sir.
- And yet, somehow, they're not here.
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Are they perhaps
employing a cloaking device?
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Uh, I'm sorry?
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You know, a cloaking device.
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Is it possible
they're standing right here,
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but they're invisible thanks to a new,
experimental cloaking device
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that has malfunctioned,
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and they can't
make themselves visible again?
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Because that's literally
the only explanation I can come up with.
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Uh...
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I do not believe we've invented
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- a cloaking device, sir.
- I didn't think so.
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If we had, it'd be a very different world,
wouldn't it, Doyle?
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I could be standing right next
to an attractive man in the restroom
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to watch him urinate,
and he wouldn't even know I'm there.
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Now, I'm just picking
something at random, of course.
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Obviously, the possibilities are endless.
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So, now I seem to have
two reasons to be enraged.
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There's no Elvis here,
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and we are apparently way fucking behind
on developing cloaking devices!
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Remind me to let CeCe know
she's now in a world of--
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[CeCe screaming] Shit!
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Hey, hey, hey! Going my way?
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Well, if your way
is straight down to a splattery death,
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then yes, as a matter of fact, I am.
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Nobody's gonna be splattering anywhere.
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Okay. Your cape,
while very showy and vaguely feminine,
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isn't gonna break our fall.
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- You're right, but he will.
- Who?
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My boy, my boy.
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00:11:19,459 --> 00:11:21,293
[upbeat music playing]
248
00:11:29,376 --> 00:11:30,668
Oh.
249
00:11:30,668 --> 00:11:32,293
You are so my new favorite.
250
00:11:33,376 --> 00:11:34,834
Whoo! Nice plane, Bobby.
251
00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:38,126
- Yeah! Even has a cup holder.
- Where the hell did you learn to fly?
252
00:11:38,126 --> 00:11:41,084
Bobby Ray here can drive,
fly, and ride just about anything.
253
00:11:41,084 --> 00:11:44,584
I guess your little Memphis Mafia boys
come in handy, don't they?
254
00:11:44,584 --> 00:11:45,876
[laughs] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
255
00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:48,209
No, Bobby Ray is not my Memphis Mafia.
256
00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:50,668
- Hoping to get in one day though.
- Uh, yeah.
257
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,918
Tell you what,
how about we play it by ear there, buddy?
258
00:11:52,918 --> 00:11:53,834
Yeah, okay, good.
259
00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:56,251
And in the meantime, how about
we follow that hijacked plane?
260
00:11:56,251 --> 00:11:58,084
- [Bobby Ray] Not a problem.
- [engine sputters]
261
00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,376
Well, that doesn't sound good.
262
00:11:59,376 --> 00:12:01,376
Don't worry. Bobby Ray can fix anything.
263
00:12:01,376 --> 00:12:03,668
[Bobby Ray]
Hey, anybody got a shit-ton of gasoline?
264
00:12:03,668 --> 00:12:04,918
Asking for a friend.
265
00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:09,668
[Redd] Yeah.
266
00:12:09,668 --> 00:12:11,668
This is good, Bertie. This is real nice.
267
00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:13,626
Yeah, I don't know if you know this,
268
00:12:13,626 --> 00:12:16,459
but I was one of the first Black men
to ever play Vegas.
269
00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:19,293
I love this town.
White folks here give me whatever I want,
270
00:12:19,293 --> 00:12:21,918
mostly because they assume
all Black people carry a knife.
271
00:12:21,918 --> 00:12:23,001
They wrong.
272
00:12:23,001 --> 00:12:24,043
I carry a pistol.
273
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,418
[laughs]
274
00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:28,876
Oh, oh. Hey there. Excuse me. Yeah.
275
00:12:28,876 --> 00:12:34,709
Could I get a virgin daiquiri with one
of those adorable little umbrellas in it?
276
00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:39,459
Oh, and three shots of tequila,
and whatever Mr. Foxx here wants.
277
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,334
Sorry, ma'am, but your account
has been flagged as over the limit.
278
00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:45,126
I'm on the Elvis Presley account.
279
00:12:45,126 --> 00:12:48,168
There is, by definition, no limit.
280
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:51,793
Apparently there is, and it's $302,000.
281
00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:53,501
What the hell?
282
00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:55,918
Did the Colonel gamble away all of this?
283
00:12:55,918 --> 00:12:59,376
I believe it was another member
of your party, a Mr. Scatter.
284
00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:03,376
Oh. You mean the chimp
I'm about to murder.
285
00:13:03,376 --> 00:13:04,459
Easy.
286
00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:06,001
[all screaming]
287
00:13:07,043 --> 00:13:08,043
[squeals]
288
00:13:08,043 --> 00:13:09,751
[engine sputtering]
289
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:12,418
[tires squeal]
290
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,084
[Bobby Ray] Easy.
291
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:21,209
{\an8}Easy.
292
00:13:26,126 --> 00:13:27,126
[steam hissing]
293
00:13:27,126 --> 00:13:29,959
- See? Easy--
- Say "easy" again. I fucking dare you.
294
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:32,209
Easy, CeCe with an E.
295
00:13:32,793 --> 00:13:34,043
Now, where the hell are we?
296
00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:35,793
[wind gusting]
297
00:13:40,251 --> 00:13:42,376
- [static crackling]
- Hey there, what are you doing?
298
00:13:42,376 --> 00:13:44,376
Trying to fix this thing.
299
00:13:44,376 --> 00:13:46,501
It'll pick up the tracking device
I left on the plane.
300
00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:48,834
- You always carry one?
- I like to know where things are.
301
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:50,418
Hijacked planes, ex-boyfriends,
302
00:13:50,418 --> 00:13:53,001
my shitty dog,
ex-boyfriend's even shittier dog.
303
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:56,293
- ["Viva Las Vegas" playing on radio]
- Well, would you look at that? Ha!
304
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,126
I'm even on
out here in the middle of nowhere.
305
00:13:58,126 --> 00:14:01,043
Fitting, out here
with all the other dusty antiques, gramps.
306
00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:02,209
I'm 33.
307
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,293
Oh yikes.
308
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:06,418
Okay, look,
your music's just not my thing. I'm sorry.
309
00:14:06,418 --> 00:14:08,168
- That's literally not poss--
- Give me that.
310
00:14:08,168 --> 00:14:09,626
[turning radio dial]
311
00:14:09,626 --> 00:14:11,751
- ["Hello, I Love You" playing on radio]
- Here we go.
312
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,334
Can't get away from that damn song.
313
00:14:13,334 --> 00:14:15,459
Uh-huh. That's because
everybody loves them.
314
00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:19,376
Kinda like your stuff way back when,
like, during the Roaring '20s or whatever.
315
00:14:20,043 --> 00:14:21,751
Wait, did they have radios back then?
316
00:14:25,543 --> 00:14:27,543
[shrieking]
317
00:14:27,543 --> 00:14:29,251
My thoughts exactly.
318
00:14:31,126 --> 00:14:33,293
{\an8}Scatter, you damn fool.
319
00:14:33,293 --> 00:14:34,876
How drunk are you?
320
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,876
- [belches]
- Ah, ah.
321
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,043
Don't you dare pass out on me.
322
00:14:40,043 --> 00:14:41,793
For all of your NASA training,
323
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,126
you sure as hell
ain't no rocket scientist.
324
00:14:44,126 --> 00:14:46,293
More like a furry fucking moron.
325
00:14:46,293 --> 00:14:48,459
Get your nasty ass out of here.
326
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:52,668
Now, let's go win Elvis his money back.
327
00:14:53,251 --> 00:14:56,001
Great, there goes the neighborhood.
328
00:14:56,543 --> 00:14:58,418
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
329
00:14:58,418 --> 00:15:00,251
So, we making this a Black thing now?
330
00:15:00,251 --> 00:15:02,001
[dealer] You playing, or you talking?
331
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:05,418
I'm gonna enjoy beating your cracker ass.
332
00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:06,459
Deal.
333
00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:09,084
[electricity crackling]
334
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:11,084
[grid powering up]
335
00:15:11,626 --> 00:15:13,168
[lights buzzing]
336
00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:17,959
Hey, hey, hey.
Looks like Bobby Ray got the power on.
337
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,501
- [tracker beeps]
- Oh, hey! Same here.
338
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,084
I think I got this thing working.
339
00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:23,543
Oh, nice ride.
340
00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:27,251
Oh, you ain't seen nothing.
I souped this baby up.
341
00:15:29,668 --> 00:15:32,334
- Doesn't actually make it go faster, but...
- Hey, guys?
342
00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:34,709
...worth it, though,
because it makes it look shit-hot.
343
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:36,376
- Agreed.
- Hey, guys.
344
00:15:36,376 --> 00:15:38,126
This is weird. According to my tracker,
345
00:15:38,126 --> 00:15:40,418
the plane's on the ground,
and I mean like right over...
346
00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:41,876
Oh fuck me.
347
00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:43,543
[heavy rock music playing]
348
00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:48,043
[man shouting in Russian]
349
00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:53,126
[screams]
350
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,876
[yelling incoherently]
351
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,043
- Did I get one?
- Yep.
352
00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:03,543
[grunts]
353
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:06,584
[CeCe] Wakey, wakey.
354
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,376
Hey, guys?
355
00:16:08,376 --> 00:16:09,626
Hey, wake the fuck up!
356
00:16:09,626 --> 00:16:11,251
[groaning]
357
00:16:11,251 --> 00:16:12,168
Where are we?
358
00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,626
[Elvis] Goddamn commies.
359
00:16:14,626 --> 00:16:16,543
Probably halfway to Russia by now.
360
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,668
No, not Russia, Vegas. I heard them
talking while you two were out cold.
361
00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:22,334
You both snore like basset hounds
with asthma, by the way.
362
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:23,918
Hold up. You speak Russki?
363
00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:27,376
And eight other languages.
Nine if a safe word in Portuguese counts.
364
00:16:27,376 --> 00:16:29,918
But these guys switched to French
when they saw me listening.
365
00:16:29,918 --> 00:16:31,668
I don't think
they're Russian agents at all.
366
00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:33,251
They're something else altogether.
367
00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:36,876
Why hijack a plane
just to fly it back to Vegas?
368
00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:39,668
Uh, simple. To vaporize it.
369
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:41,084
[laughs] Okay.
370
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:44,043
I can see from the confused faces
that I forgot to mention
371
00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:48,001
that they made me turn the nuclear reactor
in the plane into a nuclear bomb.
372
00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:49,709
- You what?
- "You what"?!
373
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,293
They had a gun to my head!
374
00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:53,126
Nuke Vegas? Why?
375
00:16:53,126 --> 00:16:56,626
I'm assuming so that they can
wipe out that fuck Wayne Newton.
376
00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,543
But it could also be
377
00:16:58,543 --> 00:17:03,418
that they know TCB secretly runs
all of Vegas as a revenue source.
378
00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:05,084
Ew. Pretend you didn't hear that.
379
00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:07,084
Oh my God.
380
00:17:07,084 --> 00:17:09,251
Priscilla. She's still in Vegas.
381
00:17:09,251 --> 00:17:10,501
[laughs]
382
00:17:10,501 --> 00:17:14,459
Sorry, just, it's funny because
technically, you know, not for long.
383
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:18,376
For the record, I told you building
a nuclear plane was a terrible idea.
384
00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:21,084
So? Everybody did!
385
00:17:21,084 --> 00:17:22,876
You're not special!
386
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:23,918
Shut up!
387
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,918
What we need to do
is get out of these chains now.
388
00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:28,334
That I can do.
389
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:31,209
I just need a little help
getting my dick out.
390
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,376
A little help getting a what now out?
391
00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:37,709
Okay, hmm. I guess I'm going
to have to tell this story.
392
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:42,043
So, I injected myself
with radiation years ago.
393
00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:43,918
- Why?
- Well, in my defense,
394
00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:48,293
turns out the Spider-Man origin story
is complete bullshit.
395
00:17:48,293 --> 00:17:50,668
Which you did not know at the time?
396
00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:51,709
How could I?
397
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,626
It's a total con job.
398
00:17:53,626 --> 00:17:56,793
No kick-ass spiderwebs,
can't climb walls for shit.
399
00:17:56,793 --> 00:18:00,084
All I got was
razor-sharp fingernails you can't cut,
400
00:18:00,084 --> 00:18:02,459
and urine that's basically acid,
401
00:18:02,459 --> 00:18:05,709
which is why I use the jars:
to save the plumbing.
402
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,751
So, uh, which one of you
is going to aim it for me?
403
00:18:09,751 --> 00:18:11,834
Goddamn, it sucks up here.
404
00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:16,751
See? I used to play in our church basement
with folks from the congregation.
405
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,334
Just for toothpicks, of course.
406
00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:22,501
Eventually, I talked them into playing
a money game though.
407
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:25,001
And now? I own the church.
408
00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:32,209
[sighs]
409
00:18:32,209 --> 00:18:33,168
Dealer busts.
410
00:18:33,168 --> 00:18:34,668
[laughs]
411
00:18:34,668 --> 00:18:37,876
Like taking candy from a baby.
412
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:42,626
Well, assuming babies can be
asshole, racist blackjack dealers.
413
00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:43,959
Ha!
414
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:46,418
Yeah, that's right. You better walk away!
415
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,334
[chuckles]
416
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,543
Was tired of winning money
from him anyhow.
417
00:18:51,209 --> 00:18:52,084
[CeCe] Oh come on.
418
00:18:52,584 --> 00:18:55,668
He's not asking for a reach-around.
Just aim the guy's dick.
419
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,126
Well, you work with the guy.
420
00:18:57,126 --> 00:18:59,584
Yeah, that is textbook
workplace-inappropriate.
421
00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:00,959
Fine. Bobby Ray, you're up.
422
00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:02,668
You got it, E. Wait, what now?
423
00:19:02,668 --> 00:19:07,751
Hero time, buddy. Time to buck up.
You were made to do this. Know that.
424
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:10,543
But mostly, you do it so I don't have to.
425
00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:17,043
Can we hurry this up?
Because we've got company.
426
00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:18,959
Oh! Cold hands! Cold hands!
427
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:21,501
- [shouting in Russian]
- Stop fucking around, damn it!
428
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,376
Hey, hey, hey! Drop the penis.
429
00:19:23,376 --> 00:19:24,293
[sizzling]
430
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,668
[screams]
431
00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:32,293
Now, you guys can disarm that bomb, yeah?
432
00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:33,876
- Not a problem.
- Highly doubt it.
433
00:19:34,501 --> 00:19:36,584
[Bobby Ray]
Ah, so what you're saying is,
434
00:19:36,584 --> 00:19:39,543
if we simultaneously cut the lead
to redirect the primer charge,
435
00:19:39,543 --> 00:19:40,834
we can decouple the detonator.
436
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:44,084
Whoa, you're like
some kind of hillbilly genius.
437
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,168
Something like that.
438
00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:47,751
- Now, where's that no-matter-what wire?
- [Howard] The what now?
439
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,751
On every bomb, there's a wire
you don't touch, no matter what.
440
00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:52,501
My Uncle Randy taught me that.
441
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,209
Those were his final words, actually.
442
00:19:55,209 --> 00:19:57,918
Okay, and yours too
if you idiots don't hurry the fuck up.
443
00:19:57,918 --> 00:19:59,626
[Elvis] 'Cause we are out of time.
444
00:20:01,293 --> 00:20:03,501
♪ Viva, Las Vegas ♪
445
00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:05,001
[grunts]
446
00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:07,418
♪ Viva, Las Vegas
With your neon flashing ♪
447
00:20:07,418 --> 00:20:09,209
♪ And your one-arm bandits crashing ♪
448
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,543
♪ All those hopes down the drain ♪
449
00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:15,668
♪ Viva, Las Vegas
Turning day into nighttime ♪
450
00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:17,709
♪ Turning night into daytime ♪
451
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:18,751
♪ If you see it once... ♪
452
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,293
Oh God... Get that Jim dog out of my face!
453
00:20:21,293 --> 00:20:25,501
Oh man, if I had a nickel
for every time Rita Hayworth said that,
454
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:26,793
I'd have 18 nickels.
455
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:27,793
[laughs]
456
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,293
♪ If it costs me my very last dime... ♪
457
00:20:31,293 --> 00:20:32,501
[Elvis] Hang on to something!
458
00:20:33,668 --> 00:20:35,751
- [air hissing]
- [all screaming]
459
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:40,584
♪ I'm gonna give it everything I've got ♪
460
00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:44,543
♪ Lady luck
Please let the dice stay hot ♪
461
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:47,376
♪ Let me shoot a seven with every shot... ♪
462
00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:51,001
What was that about
small girls with fire extinguishers?
463
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,668
♪ Viva, Las Vegas ♪
464
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:56,918
♪ Viva, Las Vegas... ♪
465
00:20:56,918 --> 00:20:58,626
- [electricity crackling]
- [powering down]
466
00:20:58,626 --> 00:21:01,209
Oh, just had to be
the no-matter-what wire, didn't it?
467
00:21:01,209 --> 00:21:03,584
♪ Las Vegas ♪
468
00:21:03,584 --> 00:21:05,626
[Boris]
Very impressive, my friends,
469
00:21:05,626 --> 00:21:10,334
but unfortunately for you,
I have locked the autopilot on Vegas.
470
00:21:10,334 --> 00:21:12,709
So, guess this is goodbye.
471
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:15,751
For you, it'll be
a little less conversation...
472
00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:17,543
[chuckles]
473
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,876
...and a little bit more radiation.
474
00:21:19,876 --> 00:21:22,084
Okay, okay. I'll give you that one.
475
00:21:22,084 --> 00:21:23,418
That was pretty good.
476
00:21:23,418 --> 00:21:28,626
And that officially makes $302,000.
477
00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:29,626
Bam!
478
00:21:30,751 --> 00:21:33,918
Good. Going back
to where you came from, hopefully.
479
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:38,376
Looks like I'm not done
busting you up after all.
480
00:21:39,501 --> 00:21:42,209
Like my sweet little nephew Wesley says...
481
00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:46,709
always bet on Black.
482
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:48,209
[alarm blaring]
483
00:21:48,209 --> 00:21:49,334
[Howard] Heads up!
484
00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:53,043
- [glass shatters]
- [sizzling]
485
00:21:53,043 --> 00:21:54,834
[screams]
486
00:21:55,418 --> 00:21:58,626
Damn it, Howard.
I needed that guy alive to question him.
487
00:21:58,626 --> 00:22:00,251
Well, you should have said that!
488
00:22:00,251 --> 00:22:02,001
Oh, and speaking of,
489
00:22:02,001 --> 00:22:04,293
the disarming-the-bomb thing
we were doing?
490
00:22:04,293 --> 00:22:06,418
It didn't go "good."
491
00:22:06,418 --> 00:22:08,543
We are totally fucked!
492
00:22:08,543 --> 00:22:11,418
Shit! And the autopilot's locked
and headed for Vegas.
493
00:22:11,418 --> 00:22:12,751
- [gunshots]
- [alarm blares]
494
00:22:12,751 --> 00:22:14,418
Not anymore it isn't.
495
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,001
Everybody, grab on.
496
00:22:18,251 --> 00:22:20,043
[all scream]
497
00:22:23,168 --> 00:22:25,709
Okay, who's groping my ass?
498
00:22:26,543 --> 00:22:28,584
Okay, who's not groping my ass?
499
00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:30,168
Uh, probably the dead guy.
500
00:22:30,168 --> 00:22:31,418
[groans and coughs]
501
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,168
I'm actually not dead.
502
00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:34,584
Just badly burnt.
503
00:22:34,584 --> 00:22:37,793
Oh! Oh Christ.
Oh God, it's like talking to a meat loaf.
504
00:22:37,793 --> 00:22:40,626
No, I big fan. Number one Elvis.
505
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:42,334
That's why I do quotes.
506
00:22:42,334 --> 00:22:44,043
You inspire me.
507
00:22:44,043 --> 00:22:46,918
- Uh, thank you?
- Yeah, that's great. Who do you work for?
508
00:22:46,918 --> 00:22:48,793
You know, maybe this is sign.
509
00:22:48,793 --> 00:22:51,543
I should make changes in life, you know?
510
00:22:51,543 --> 00:22:54,668
Join the carpool, get normal job, eh?
511
00:22:54,668 --> 00:22:58,418
Oh, yeah. Yay for pretty pictures.
Who the fuck do you work for?
512
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:01,043
Okay, okay. It's too many secrets.
513
00:23:01,043 --> 00:23:03,251
Doesn't matter, so I tell you.
514
00:23:03,959 --> 00:23:05,084
I work for--
515
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,459
- [loud crash]
- [all groan]
516
00:23:07,418 --> 00:23:09,793
[CeCe]
Oh, well, that's just fucking great.
517
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:12,959
[swinging music playing]
518
00:23:19,793 --> 00:23:21,543
[all moan]
519
00:23:23,543 --> 00:23:24,918
[rumbling]
520
00:23:24,918 --> 00:23:26,209
[all cheer]
521
00:23:26,209 --> 00:23:29,001
And thank the Lord for metaphors!
522
00:23:33,543 --> 00:23:34,834
[crowd groans]
523
00:23:34,834 --> 00:23:37,126
Your ass needs to see a doctor.
524
00:23:37,126 --> 00:23:38,918
And I mean, like, a ton of 'em.
525
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,668
Ugh. And I'm totally fired, aren't I?
526
00:23:41,668 --> 00:23:42,793
Oh yeah.
527
00:23:45,209 --> 00:23:46,584
[vultures squawk]
528
00:23:48,876 --> 00:23:50,626
- [rattling]
- Fuck you, Vegas.
529
00:23:51,834 --> 00:23:52,751
[hissing]
530
00:23:53,918 --> 00:23:55,001
[electricity crackling]
531
00:23:57,626 --> 00:23:59,001
[wet explosion]
532
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:07,334
What... Howard? Is that you?
533
00:24:07,918 --> 00:24:09,418
[CeCe] You idiots know each other?
534
00:24:09,418 --> 00:24:10,626
Oh yeah.
535
00:24:10,626 --> 00:24:13,001
Melvin found me
on the side of the road a few years ago
536
00:24:13,001 --> 00:24:14,584
and gave me a ride into town,
537
00:24:14,584 --> 00:24:18,001
so I'm leaving him
all my money when I die.
538
00:24:18,001 --> 00:24:19,793
Uh, just for giving you a ride?
539
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:21,418
Wait, what do I get for the handy?
540
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,876
Just take me to my hotel, will you?
541
00:24:23,876 --> 00:24:25,501
Yeah, absolutely.
542
00:24:25,501 --> 00:24:27,918
Any chance we could swing by
and meet my boss first?
543
00:24:27,918 --> 00:24:29,459
No, I'm done with you people.
544
00:24:29,459 --> 00:24:30,834
- Well, but--
- Done.
545
00:24:32,626 --> 00:24:34,126
How about some tunes then?
546
00:24:34,126 --> 00:24:35,709
[radio dial searching]
547
00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:37,543
["Hello, I Love You" playing]
548
00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:38,751
♪ Hello ♪
549
00:24:39,376 --> 00:24:40,959
Oh, fucking Vegas.
550
00:24:41,501 --> 00:24:42,793
♪ Hello ♪
551
00:24:43,668 --> 00:24:45,084
♪ Hello ♪
552
00:24:45,668 --> 00:24:47,251
♪ Hello ♪
553
00:24:50,584 --> 00:24:53,334
[upbeat rockabilly music playing]