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- [siren wailing]
- [dogs barking]
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[grunts]
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[upbeat jazzy music playing]
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Okay, let's make this quick. I've got
a conference call with the Dalai Lama.
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You know, his spiritual enlightenment
thing is really kind of hot.
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That may be, but his expense reports
are complete bullshit.
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Uh, isn't everybody's?
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I assume we're flying to Africa
for some kick-ass reason.
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How about we fast-forward to that?
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A former TCB asset
recently escaped from prison.
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Hang on.
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You had an asset in prison?
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Whoa, whoa. We didn't put him in jail.
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[laughs]
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But we also didn't not
"not" put him in jail, if you follow me.
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Be almost weird if I did.
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He escaped with the help
of the Weather Underground,
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and they handed him off
to the Black Panthers.
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Two groups dead set
on overthrowing America.
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Let's take 'em down.
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Actually, let's not, and instead,
go get my runaway TCB asset.
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[Elvis laughs]
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You gotta be kidding me.
Timothy fucking Leary?
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Timothy "Francis" Leary, actually.
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Writer, psychologist,
and all-around pretty cool cat.
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Not to mention a drug fanatic
who got fired from Harvard
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for dosing his students with LSD.
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- Damn it!
- What?
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I almost went to Harvard.
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And he didn't dose those kids, okay?
We did.
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Leary worked for us,
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running an ultra-secret psychotropic
drug research program called Project P.
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- Oh damn it!
- What?
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Project P
was right down the hall from my office.
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That's what that was?
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Cry about it later, because right now,
your job is to get him back, and quickly,
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because Nixon's after him too.
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- Nixon?
- [The Commander] Oh man.
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He's got a raging,
throbbing, tumescent, purple-helmeted,
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very real hard-on for Leary.
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Thanks for the adjectives.
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Because of Leary's public advocacy
for psychedelic drugs,
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Nixon's made it
his personal mission to get him back.
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- We need to grab him before Nixon does.
- Why?
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Because he knows too much.
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Project P was
part of our mind-control research.
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The research someone stole
and turned into the sonic weapon?
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- The one from Vietnam?
- You think Leary's in on this whole thing?
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Well, that is what
gruesome interrogations are for, right?
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[laughs]
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Okay. Now, you'll find him here.
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Thanks to a tracking device
we implanted in Leary years ago,
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we know right where he is.
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- Implanted? You mean, like, surgically?
- [toilet flushes]
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Oh! You know a better way to do it?
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No, seriously. I'm asking.
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Because a lot of my surgeries
don't end well.
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By the way,
wouldn't go in there if I were you.
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And not for the normal reasons.
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- [The Commander] Howard!
- Right.
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You'll need this.
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What... What am I, your fucking secretary?
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Works for me.
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That can track the signal
from Leary's implant.
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Looks pretty damn cool.
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What are these buttons?
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It's multifunctional.
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Can shoot a high-intensity laser,
play music,
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even programmed it to say
"I love you" in my father's voice.
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The way that asshole never did.
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Leary's holed up
at the Black Panthers' embassy.
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Now, normally,
he'd be under heavy guard, but today,
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George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic
is throwing a concert.
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Love those colorful bastards.
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And a lot of Panthers are gonna be there.
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So, the embassy should be understaffed.
Perfect time for a snatch-and-grab.
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Since when do the Black Panthers
have an embassy in Algeria?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're going to Algeria?
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[chuckles]
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Excuse me a sec.
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[The Commander]
What the hell are you doing?
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I'm not what you'd air-quote as
"technically welcome" in Algeria anymore.
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Ever.
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They were extremely clear about that.
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[air hatch rumbling]
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[Howard whoops]
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You realize your half-naked genius just
shot himself out of this plane, right?
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What's your babysitter doing here again?
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I invited the lovely Miss Bertie
to join us to discuss some Elvis business.
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Yeah, which better include
me getting one of them jetpacks.
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Oh my God. You and jetpacks.
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Like a fucking broken record.
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Yeah, and maybe get me
a new secretary while you're at it.
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[ominous music playing]
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{\an8}[feedback squeals]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[crowd cheering]
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It's a nice day for a show.
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[CeCe] Ugh. Fuck you.
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It is literally 3,000 degrees here.
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A little sweat never hurt nobody.
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Wrong. Sweating is the body's way
of saying it's dying, okay?
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Just so you know.
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{\an8}Yeah. I can see that.
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{\an8}Uh, instead of baking alive here,
I'm gonna go recon the embassy.
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{\an8}Okay, but recon only.
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{\an8}Don't go in there without me.
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{\an8}Okay, overprotective and bossy. Got it.
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{\an8}- You good on your own?
- Who do you think you're talking to?
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{\an8}A middle-aged man
with a two-hour hair routine?
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{\an8}[laughs]
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{\an8}I roll out of bed looking this good.
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{\an8}Hey there, little lady.
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{\an8}Can I help you?
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{\an8}Here to see George.
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{\an8}[scoffs]
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{\an8}As in George "Dr. Funkenstein" Clinton?
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{\an8}He's a good friend of mine.
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{\an8}And you are who exactly?
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{\an8}- Seriously?
- Not at all.
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{\an8}Unfortunately, I know exactly who you are.
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{\an8}Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}Presley, Presley, Presley...
Nope, you're not on the list.
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{\an8}Don't worry about it, sweetie.
George and I go way back.
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{\an8}Oh, how nice for you!
But you're still not on the list.
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- Look--
- Now,
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if it was a list of people
who've stolen Black culture,
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then you'd definitely be on that one.
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- What are you talk--
- [George] Hey, Elvis!
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Elvis! Yeah, that's you.
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Let's get that funk on, brother.
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George, my man.
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[George] Elvis on the mothership, y'all!
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If you'll excuse me.
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Try not to steal anything.
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That's Zara.
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She's a pain in the ass
with the clipboard.
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But damn, she can sing, man.
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["Golden Coins" playing]
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♪ Golden coins... ♪
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Now, Bertie... [chuckles] ...I know I told you
I was bringing you here to talk business...
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Which, if you ask me,
was some pretty low-grade bullshit.
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- I'm sorry?
- [laughs]
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You really think you're the first man
to fly me all the way to North Africa
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just to try to get in my pants?
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Uh, one would assume so?
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You sound just like the fourth guy.
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♪ Persian rugs to enhance your floor ♪
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♪ For the pleasures of love ♪
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♪ Darling ♪
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♪ Choose anything you please ♪
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[grunts]
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♪ Rich brocade... ♪
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Ah! Stupid sweaty palms.
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Ah, fucking Algeria.
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[groans]
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Air conditioning. Ah, that's the stuff.
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God, I love the Black Panthers.
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[Howard, over radio]
You're getting warmer.
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Howard?
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In case you just said
"Howard" out loud, like a stupid person,
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this is just my pre-recorded voice
to help/taunt you
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as you track someone who apparently
survived one of my implant surgeries.
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Uh-oh. You did it, Howard.
You fucking did it.
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Even warmer!
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I'm proud of you.
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Something Dad never said to me,
by the way.
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Colder now.
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Even colder!
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God, you're bad at this!
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Do you even know how temperatures work?
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Okay, warmer now.
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White-hot now!
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- Full-frontal! Money shot! Money shot!
- [door opens]
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Whoa! Money shot! This is it!
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[man] Who the hell are you?
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[gasps]
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Tall drink of gorgeous water?
Uh, yes, please.
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What the hell do you think you're doing?
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Ideally, something other than this
to you right now.
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Whoa! Hey...
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Go to sleep. Go to sleep, you sexy thing.
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Oh, well, this is fun.
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Hey. Hey, wake up.
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Hey, Dr. Strangelove, get the hell up!
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Stoned out of his mind.
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Must be some good shit.
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[inhales]
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Amateur hour.
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[grunts]
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God, you think prison would have
knocked off a few pounds...
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Oh shit! Shit!
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Shit!
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Uh...
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Hey, if you're alive,
I'm really sorry about that.
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[grunts softly]
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Oh shit.
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Oh, you are.
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You know what? Now that you are,
fuck you for not inviting me
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to your never-ending
research party down the hall, dick.
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- [scatting]
- [crowd cheering]
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Don't look now, but I think someone's
about to steal their next hit song.
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- Didn't catch your name.
- Zara.
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Well, Zara, let's get one thing clear.
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My music's my music.
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And on behalf of Black people everywhere,
you're welcome.
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Now, look,
I know where you're going with this.
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But look here,
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rock and roll and rhythm and blues
were here a long time before I came along.
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I know where the music came from,
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and let's face it, I also know I'm never
gonna sing as great as Fats Domino,
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but I grew up on this kind of music.
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I love it, and it's in my blood.
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I can't help it.
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[gasps]
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Moving, in a clunky, evasive kind of way.
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You know, there's a JET Magazine article
that clears a lot of this up.
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[laughs]
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You got to be kidding me.
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Who the hell carries around
their own JET Magazine article?
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People who believe in being thorough.
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There's a lot of good stuff
in there on this.
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Oh, motherfucker!
What the hell happened to my van?
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Oh, yeah.
Some weird, stoned guy fell on it.
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Don't worry. I'm taking it
to get it fixed. Back in a jiff!
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Back in a what? What the fuck's a jiff?
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Oh fuck yeah, Black Panthers.
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God, you guys get me.
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Damn, this tea is amazing.
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The locals call it Maghrebi mint.
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I knew you'd like it.
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Well, we're extremely sure of ourselves.
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Well, your file is quite thorough.
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I have a file?
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Everybody has a file.
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- Why would--
- Everybody.
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Everybody. As in everybody.
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- How long is it?
- Long enough.
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I mean, like, how thick is it?
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Wait, we're talking about the file, right?
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What?
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Because it feels like we're hitting
a metaphor pretty hard on the head here.
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Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
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Ahem. Now, shall we...
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You seriously think I'm gonna get a room
with you in some random Algerian hotel?
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Just need to make a quick stop.
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By the way, was that a "no" to getting
a room in general, or just this hotel?
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Pick one.
249
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,793
[funky music playing]
250
00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:54,918
[CeCe grunts]
251
00:10:54,918 --> 00:10:57,293
Man, you weren't kidding
about that sweating thing.
252
00:10:57,293 --> 00:10:58,459
Not helping, jackass.
253
00:10:59,043 --> 00:11:00,626
Also, we gotta go right now.
254
00:11:02,084 --> 00:11:03,209
Where'd you get the van?
255
00:11:03,209 --> 00:11:04,334
Same place I got him.
256
00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:05,876
What the hell?
257
00:11:05,876 --> 00:11:07,418
You already got Leary?
258
00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:09,709
The words you're looking for,
I believe, are "Thank you."
259
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:12,418
Nice job. Missed a hell of a show though.
260
00:11:12,418 --> 00:11:15,959
Caught up with George, gonna have him over
to see Priscilla and the baby.
261
00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:17,293
Right. Yeah.
262
00:11:17,293 --> 00:11:19,043
I just scaled a building, you know,
263
00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:22,126
and stole a full-grown man
out of a second-story window, but,
264
00:11:22,126 --> 00:11:24,459
- yeah, let's talk about your stuff.
- [Elvis] Hey.
265
00:11:24,459 --> 00:11:26,001
What do you think you're doing?
266
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,918
That's my line.
267
00:11:27,918 --> 00:11:29,876
You're stealing our white guys now?
268
00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:31,876
Technically, she did.
269
00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:34,709
[dramatic music playing]
270
00:11:38,126 --> 00:11:40,126
Are those guys after the van or Leary?
271
00:11:40,126 --> 00:11:42,876
[Zara] Or maybe
the giant pile of guns in the back.
272
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:43,876
Pick one.
273
00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:45,001
What guns?
274
00:11:45,001 --> 00:11:47,668
Oh! Well, hello.
275
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:54,251
Hey, maybe wanna tell your buddies
to dial it back a bit?
276
00:11:54,251 --> 00:11:55,459
Hey, don't look at me.
277
00:11:55,459 --> 00:11:57,959
You guys started it.
You came onto our sovereign soil.
278
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:00,376
- [Elvis] What soil?
- Our embassy.
279
00:12:00,376 --> 00:12:04,584
We're a government in exile dedicated
to fighting America's repressive system.
280
00:12:04,584 --> 00:12:06,251
Oh, preach it, sister.
281
00:12:06,251 --> 00:12:07,543
Don't do that.
282
00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:08,626
Yep. Sorry.
283
00:12:14,043 --> 00:12:15,084
Antoine!
284
00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:17,209
[in French] Nice to see you, Commander.
285
00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:19,543
[in French] Same here, my friend.
[chuckles]
286
00:12:19,543 --> 00:12:20,709
[in English] Be right back.
287
00:12:21,209 --> 00:12:23,043
[animal snorting and cooing]
288
00:12:24,084 --> 00:12:25,334
What the hell is that?
289
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:27,543
An endangered baby white rhinoceros.
290
00:12:27,543 --> 00:12:30,168
I can see that. Why is it here?
291
00:12:30,168 --> 00:12:32,001
For dinner. [chuckles]
292
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,001
Uh, excuse me?
293
00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:34,584
[The Commander] I read in your file
294
00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:36,918
how exotic foods
are one of your favorite things,
295
00:12:36,918 --> 00:12:39,459
so I took the liberty
of hiring a private chef nearby
296
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,168
so you and I could enjoy
a quiet meal together,
297
00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:44,418
munching on our little friend here.
298
00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:47,251
Gotta say,
that does sound kind of romantic.
299
00:12:47,251 --> 00:12:48,168
Aw. Thank you.
300
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:52,251
And it also happens to sound
completely fucking insane!
301
00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:54,293
Are you out of your bald-headed mind?
302
00:12:54,293 --> 00:12:56,918
Hey! "Exotic foods"!
303
00:12:56,918 --> 00:13:01,168
[Bertie] Which means frog legs!
Maybe the occasional sushi, you moron!
304
00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:04,418
[scoffs] Well, it's a little late
for this kind of input.
305
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:06,459
I paid 20 grand for this fucking thing!
306
00:13:06,459 --> 00:13:09,459
That's over $100,000 in 2022,
307
00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:13,293
to put it in financial context
for no apparent reason.
308
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,209
Fuck.
309
00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:15,584
[suspenseful music playing]
310
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:19,293
Okay, I've had
just about enough of this shit.
311
00:13:19,293 --> 00:13:21,001
Hey, you can't shoot my friends.
312
00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:25,293
You mean the friends
trying to run us off the damn road?
313
00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:26,626
Not me. Just you.
314
00:13:26,626 --> 00:13:28,293
Do you know how car crashes work?
315
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:34,584
Who the hell are these new assholes?
316
00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:37,209
No idea.
Definitely not Black Panthers though.
317
00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:39,251
So feel free to shoot those guys
all you want.
318
00:13:42,209 --> 00:13:43,334
[bullets ricochet]
319
00:13:44,668 --> 00:13:47,126
Ah shit! Goddamn it! We lost the AC!
320
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:50,001
Not really our chief concern right now.
321
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,001
Since when?
322
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:53,084
Just get to the damn plane.
323
00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:54,709
[Zara] And hold it steady while you do.
324
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,918
Whoa. You know how to use that thing?
325
00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:58,251
Pretty much, give or take.
326
00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:00,209
Not really the answer I wanted to hear.
327
00:14:00,209 --> 00:14:02,876
Take it easy. You just point and shoot.
328
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,126
How hard can it be?
329
00:14:09,043 --> 00:14:11,626
Uh, harder than one
would think, apparently.
330
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,918
Uh, well, this is gonna leave a mark.
331
00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:28,709
[moans]
332
00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:31,543
You guys okay?
333
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,501
Whoa. Where the fuck's Leary?
334
00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:36,084
- Those assholes must have taken him.
- Oh shit.
335
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,251
We gotta call the Commander on this.
336
00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:41,418
And tell him what?
That we just crapped the bed so hard,
337
00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:44,459
we blew up his fucking plane
and lost his drug buddy?
338
00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:45,793
Right. Don't call.
339
00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:47,668
Cool. I like your way better.
340
00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:48,918
Still got that tracker?
341
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:51,834
[Howard] Cold!
342
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,709
You're so cold right now.
343
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:57,834
I don't even know why I bother trying!
344
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,209
[whimpers]
345
00:15:02,876 --> 00:15:05,418
Uh, what the hell are you doing?
346
00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:07,918
Oh, try the kebab. It's to die for.
347
00:15:07,918 --> 00:15:10,793
Not with your nasty fingers
all over it, it isn't.
348
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:12,043
Humor me, Bertie.
349
00:15:14,626 --> 00:15:15,751
Mm.
350
00:15:15,751 --> 00:15:19,376
I'm not gonna lie,
that's some tasty barbecue right there.
351
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,668
Right? [chuckles]
352
00:15:20,668 --> 00:15:22,668
Now try to keep
that positive frame of mind
353
00:15:22,668 --> 00:15:24,668
when I tell you we're being followed.
354
00:15:24,668 --> 00:15:25,793
- What?
- Four o'clock.
355
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,334
Guy in the baseball cap
and his two buddies at six and eight.
356
00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:30,626
Don't look back.
357
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:33,084
Then why the hell'd you tell me
where they are?
358
00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:35,001
Okay. No, that's a fair point.
359
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,459
The tracker puts Leary out there,
360
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,834
somewhere on that sub.
361
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:41,418
[Elvis] Oh hell, yeah.
362
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,876
Goddamn submarine fight?
363
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:46,168
Exactly the kind
of badass spy shit I signed up for.
364
00:15:46,168 --> 00:15:47,459
You thinking what I'm thinking?
365
00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:50,876
Not unless you're also wondering
why I don't have my own submarine.
366
00:15:50,876 --> 00:15:52,001
No, I mean that.
367
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:57,834
Now, you're staying here.
368
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,418
[laughs] No shit.
369
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:02,334
And, this isn't
a "Black people can't swim" thing.
370
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:04,751
This is a "You people
are out of your damn minds" thing.
371
00:16:04,751 --> 00:16:07,751
Now, look, you seem like
you got a good head on your shoulders.
372
00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:10,709
So, what are you doing running around
here anyway? You're just a kid.
373
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:11,626
[scoffs]
374
00:16:11,626 --> 00:16:13,001
Thanks, White Guy Dad.
375
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:15,043
Seriously. You should go home.
376
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:17,959
Actually been thinking about that.
Maybe get back to my music.
377
00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:19,418
George mentioned you sing.
378
00:16:19,418 --> 00:16:21,709
Oh, honey, I can sing my ass off.
379
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,376
I can sing circles around you.
380
00:16:23,376 --> 00:16:24,793
Pretty low bar there.
381
00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:25,918
[water splashes]
382
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,293
If the music thing gets real,
give me a call.
383
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:32,168
Also, here, to help with the ticket home.
384
00:16:32,168 --> 00:16:35,834
You know, you did
almost get me killed a couple times.
385
00:16:38,001 --> 00:16:41,876
And I'm betting you really don't
want me telling anyone about all this.
386
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:43,668
Ever.
387
00:16:46,126 --> 00:16:48,126
[Middle Eastern music playing]
388
00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:55,459
[The Commander]
Something I can help you boys with?
389
00:16:55,459 --> 00:16:56,834
Hand over the rhino.
390
00:16:57,418 --> 00:16:59,876
Sure. But maybe go fuck yourself first.
391
00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:00,918
Right now.
392
00:17:00,918 --> 00:17:01,959
[scoffs]
393
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:04,834
You seriously think you can rip me off
in the middle of my date?
394
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:07,376
Which isn't going that well, by the way.
395
00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:09,834
Fine. You want him?
Well, good luck with that,
396
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:12,251
because I will
fucking waste this little guy!
397
00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:13,209
Jesus!
398
00:17:13,209 --> 00:17:14,459
Oi, no!
399
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:16,168
Whoa, whoa, mate! No, wait!
400
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:19,959
I'll splatter his endangered brains
all over the goddamn wall!
401
00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:22,584
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Take it easy. Take it easy.
402
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,126
You don't need to do that.
403
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,001
You know what? You're right. Here. Catch.
404
00:17:28,334 --> 00:17:29,418
Bloody fuck!
405
00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:32,584
Now, let's try that again.
You really think you can rip me off?
406
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,209
That's... That's not what I'm doing.
407
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:37,001
We're just trying to save it.
408
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:39,334
- What?
- We're with Greenpeace!
409
00:17:39,876 --> 00:17:43,001
Swear to God! Please don't shoot!
410
00:17:44,668 --> 00:17:46,168
Okay, before you say anything,
411
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:48,959
we both know I had no way of knowing that.
412
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:49,959
That's it.
413
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:51,668
I'm fucking out of here.
414
00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:54,168
Oh come on. You can't just...
You can't just walk away.
415
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:56,126
Look, the little guy's growing on me.
416
00:17:57,251 --> 00:17:59,251
[harp music playing]
417
00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:04,293
[heavy breathing]
418
00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:13,626
[indistinct chatter]
419
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:22,001
[Howard] Getting warmer.
420
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,084
Goddamn it.
421
00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:26,459
[door creaking]
422
00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:33,709
Maybe I should take that.
423
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:36,584
Just use your little hand signals.
Maybe you could confuse them to death.
424
00:18:37,626 --> 00:18:39,584
Ugh. Jesus. Still?
425
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:47,126
[Elvis] Well, lookie here.
426
00:18:48,584 --> 00:18:50,834
[gasps] Oh Jesus Christ.
427
00:18:51,626 --> 00:18:54,709
- What are they doing with all these?
- [Howard] Oh man! You're on fire!
428
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:57,668
- Red hot! Oh yeah!
- Damn it. Turn that thing off.
429
00:18:57,668 --> 00:19:01,293
- You turn it off.
- Fuck you, Dad! Fuck you! I win!
430
00:19:01,293 --> 00:19:03,293
You're dead! I'm alive!
431
00:19:03,293 --> 00:19:07,168
Fuck you, Dad!
Oh yeah! So hot! So hot!
432
00:19:10,334 --> 00:19:11,168
Go!
433
00:19:17,543 --> 00:19:18,626
[Klaxon blares]
434
00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:20,418
[CeCe] Holy shit, we're going down.
435
00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:22,126
It's technically called "submerging."
436
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:24,543
- What?
- "Going down" implies we're sinking.
437
00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:26,418
Oh okay!
Well, which one means we're fucked?
438
00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:28,251
Torpedo tubes.
439
00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:31,668
On it.
440
00:19:31,668 --> 00:19:33,584
Huh? What?
441
00:19:33,584 --> 00:19:35,001
Oh, now he wakes up.
442
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,626
I can't hold this much longer.
443
00:19:40,668 --> 00:19:42,168
You better be right behind me.
444
00:19:42,168 --> 00:19:45,251
Don't worry. Multifunctional, remember?
445
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:47,793
[all grunting]
446
00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:58,918
[suspenseful music playing]
447
00:20:06,084 --> 00:20:07,834
That! That right there!
448
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,668
That's exactly why
I need a fucking submarine!
449
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:14,043
[CeCe] Which I'm sort of wishing
we were back on right now.
450
00:20:15,168 --> 00:20:16,501
[roars]
451
00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:19,584
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- What?
452
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:21,168
[CeCe] We needed that thing.
453
00:20:21,168 --> 00:20:22,709
Fuck you, I was winging it.
454
00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:25,543
[CeCe] Bringing that back
might've made up for blowing up the plane.
455
00:20:25,543 --> 00:20:29,168
Take it from a guy who actually
owns a plane. Not even close.
456
00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:31,376
You kids done chatting?
457
00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,834
Smile, you son of a...
458
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,168
- [gunshot]
- [explosion]
459
00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:43,876
[CeCe] Nice boat.
460
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,668
Borrowed it.
Figured you two might need a hand.
461
00:20:46,668 --> 00:20:48,834
Yeah. Appreciate the help.
462
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:51,751
Well, genius, you're no good
to my music career if you're dead.
463
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,668
Preach it, sister.
464
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,959
Still no.
465
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:55,626
[CeCe] Right.
466
00:20:58,251 --> 00:20:59,876
[ominous music playing]
467
00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:06,751
[slides click]
468
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,876
[upbeat rockabilly music playing]