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‪(爱的力量)

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‪我们速战速决
‪我还要跟达赖喇嘛通电话呢

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‪这年头他提倡的精神启蒙哲学挺火的

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‪没错 但他的经费支出简直令人乍舌

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‪大家不都是这样吗?

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‪我相信这次飞往非洲
‪是有某个牛逼的理由

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‪我们直接说重点 好吗?

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‪最近有个前TCB成员逃出了监狱

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‪等一下

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‪你在监狱里藏线人?

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‪你误会了 我们可没送他去监狱

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‪应该说我们不是有意要送他去监狱的

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‪懂才怪

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‪他在地下气象组织的协助下成功逃狱

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‪后者把他交给了黑豹党

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‪两个都是矢志要推翻美国政权的组织

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‪我们赶紧拿下吧

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‪没必要 只要把那个逃走的TCB线人
‪抓回来就行了

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‪(蒂莫西·利里
‪生于1920年10月22日)

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‪(美国国籍 口操英语)

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‪不会吧?蒂莫西·利里?

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‪全名叫蒂莫西·弗兰西斯·利里

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‪是一名作家兼心理学家
‪是个挺有趣的人

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‪更别说他沉迷毒品
‪给学生吸食迷幻药

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‪最终被哈佛大学开除

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‪-他妈的!
‪-怎么了?

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‪我差点就考进哈佛了

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‪他并没有给学生吸食迷幻药 好吗?

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‪利里当初是在替我们办事

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‪他在执行一项名为“P计划”的
‪高度机密精神药物研究

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‪-他妈的!
‪-又怎么了?

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‪“P计划”的实验室
‪就在我办公室走廊的另一端

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‪原来是这么回事?

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‪迟点再抱怨
‪现在你们的任务是尽快把他抓回来

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‪因为尼克松也在追杀他

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‪尼克松?

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‪天啊 利里把他搞得
‪老二青筋爆凸、龟头泛紫

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‪非要狠狠搞死他不可

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‪形容得真贴切

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‪利里公开提倡使用致幻药物

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‪导致尼克松将干掉他视为个人使命

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‪-我们要趁尼克松干掉他前抓住他
‪-为什么?

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‪因为他知道太多了

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‪P计划是我们心理操控研究的一部分

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‪你是说有人偷走这个研究成功
‪用来研发出声波武器

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‪-用在越战上?
‪-你认为利里是幕后主脑?

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‪这就是严刑拷问的用途 不是吗?

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‪好了 你们去把他找来

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‪好在我们几年前
‪在利里身上安装追踪器

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‪所以得知他当前的位置

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‪是通过手术植入的吗?

52
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‪难道还有更合适的方法吗?

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‪我在认真问你呢

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‪因为我做的手术有很多都不太成功

55
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‪顺便提醒你们
‪如果我是你们 我就会进去厕所

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‪总之不是因为太臭

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‪-霍华德!
‪-是

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‪你需要这玩意

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‪这是...当我是你的助理吗?

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‪也行

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‪这玩意能追踪到
‪利里体内追踪器发出的信号

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‪好像挺牛逼的

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‪上面的按钮有什么用途?

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‪有多种用途

65
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‪既能发射出高能量激光
‪也能播放音乐

66
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‪甚至能用我爸的声音说“我爱你”

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‪那个人渣是永远说不出口的

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‪利里目前在黑豹党大使馆受到庇护

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‪通常身边保安森严 但是今天

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‪乔治·克林顿和疯克德里克乐队
‪有一场演唱会

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‪我特爱这些多姿多彩的傻逼

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‪不少黑豹党成员将捧场出席

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‪到时黑豹党大使馆势必人手短缺
‪非常适合潜入绑人

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‪话说黑豹党什么时候
‪在阿尔及利亚设立大使馆的?

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‪等一下 我们要去阿尔及利亚吗?

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‪失陪一下

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‪你在搞什么鬼?

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‪阿尔及利亚已经不再欢迎我了

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‪以后也不会欢迎我

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‪官方表达得非常清楚

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‪你应该意识到那个半裸的鬼才博士
‪刚把自己从飞机上弹飞出去吧?

82
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‪你的保姆怎么会在飞机上的?

83
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‪是我邀请贝蒂小姐加入的
‪我们要商议怎么规划埃尔维斯的事业

84
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‪最好包括给我一个喷气背包

85
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‪天啊 你就是念念不忘那个喷气背包

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‪从早到晚都在提

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‪顺便给我弄个新的助理

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‪片名:特务猫王

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‪真是办演唱会的好日子

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‪真他妈的

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‪这里的气温有三千度吧

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‪流点汗不会死人的

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‪这话不对

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‪流汗是身体发出的信号
‪警告我们命不久矣 懂吗?

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{\an8}‪看得出来

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{\an8}‪我不想在这里活活烤死
‪我先到大使馆侦察敌情

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{\an8}‪你就去侦察敌情好了

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{\an8}‪等我到了以后才进去

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{\an8}‪好一个保护欲和掌控欲旺盛的家伙
‪知道了

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{\an8}‪-你自己行动可以吗?
‪-你当我是谁啊?

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{\an8}‪一个需要两小时做造型的中年男人?

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{\an8}‪我睡醒就这么帅了 好吗?

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{\an8}‪嗨 小姐

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{\an8}‪需要帮忙吗?

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{\an8}‪我来找乔治的

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{\an8}‪你是指绰号“冯肯斯坦博士”的
‪乔治·克林顿吗?

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{\an8}‪我们是好朋友

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{\an8}‪你贵姓大名?

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{\an8}‪-你真不知道吗?
‪-也不一定

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{\an8}‪真遗憾 我竟然知道你是谁

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{\an8}‪看看有没有“普雷斯利”
‪没有 你不在名单上?

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{\an8}‪美女 你尽管放心
‪我和乔治是认识很久的老朋友了

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{\an8}‪真好 但你的名字还是没在名单上

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‪-你听我说...
‪-听好

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‪真有一个“剽窃黑人文化”的名单
‪你的姓名一定会在上面

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‪-这话什么意思?
‪-埃尔维斯!

117
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‪埃尔维斯 真的是你!

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‪上来一起玩吧 好兄弟

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‪乔治 我的好兄弟

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‪各位 埃尔维斯来了!

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‪借过

122
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‪请不要剽窃任何东西

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‪她叫扎拉

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‪老爱刁难名单上的人

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‪好在她唱功一流!

126
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‪贝蒂 我当时说
‪邀请你来是为了谈公事 其实...

127
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‪在我看来 这是很低级的手段

128
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‪怎么说?

129
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‪你真以为你是第一个
‪邀请我乘搭专机飞往北非

130
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‪只为了跟我上床的男人吗?

131
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‪有人会这么做吗?

132
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‪第四个男人也是这么问我的

133
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‪该死的手汗

134
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‪真他妈的阿尔及利亚

135
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‪空调 这才像话嘛

136
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‪天啊 我爱死黑豹党了

137
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‪越来越接近目标了吧?

138
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‪霍华德?

139
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‪如果你刚刚像个傻子似的
‪大声喊出我名字的话 那就听好

140
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‪这只是我预录来奚落兼协助你

141
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‪追踪某个从我的追踪器植入手术中
‪存活下来的目标人物

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‪好样的 霍华德 真他妈的牛逼

143
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‪看来你越来越靠近目标了

144
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‪真为你感到骄傲

145
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‪顺便一提
‪我爸从来没对我说过这句话

146
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‪离目标越来越远了

147
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‪离目标更远了!

148
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‪天啊 你也太差劲了吧!

149
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‪到底懂我在说什么吗?

150
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‪好的 越来越接近了

151
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‪现在非常接近目标了!

152
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‪正面交锋了 豁出去吧!

153
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‪天啊 豁出去了 就是这一刻!

154
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‪你到底是谁啊?

155
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‪好一个高富帅 我可以

156
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‪你到底想干什么?

157
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‪最好是能跟你干些刺激点的事

158
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‪天啊 你...

159
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‪睡吧 好好睡吧 大帅哥

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‪有意思

161
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‪快醒醒

162
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‪奇爱博士 给我醒醒!

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‪嗑嗨了吧

164
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‪肯定是什么好东西

165
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‪看来他只是外行人

166
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‪天啊 还以为坐牢可以减肥

167
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‪糟糕!

168
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‪糟糕!

169
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‪如果你还活着的话 我跟你道个歉!

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‪我的妈啊

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‪你还活着

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‪活该 谁叫你在办公室
‪办迷幻药研究兼派对时

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‪没邀请我参加呢 傻逼

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‪别看 看来有人又想剽窃别人的东西
‪来创作自己下一首流行曲了

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‪-我还不知道你的芳名呢
‪-扎拉

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‪扎拉 有件事非跟你说清楚不可

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‪我的音乐是我自己的创作

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‪我代表全世界的黑人向你说一声
‪“不用客气”

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‪听好 我知道你在想什么

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‪但你有必要知道

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‪在我出道以前
‪摇滚乐和节奏蓝调已经存在了

182
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‪我知道音乐的起源

183
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‪真相是我永远都无法唱得
‪跟绰号“胖子”的多米诺一样好

184
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‪但我是听这种音乐长大的

185
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‪我热爱这种音乐 跟它分不开
‪这不是我能控制的事

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‪好感动 可惜你的解释有点牵强附会

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‪《JET》杂志刊登过一篇文章
‪上面解释得非常详尽

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‪开什么玩笑?

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‪什么人会带着刊登自己文章的
‪《JET》杂志到处走动?

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‪讲究细节的人

191
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‪这本杂志写了不少好文章

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‪狗娘养的!我的客货车是怎么回事?

193
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‪刚才有个嗑嗨的变态掉落在车顶上

194
00:09:58,876 --> 00:10:01,668
‪放心吧 我会把车开去修好
‪去去就回来!

195
00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:02,918
‪什么?

196
00:10:02,918 --> 00:10:04,376
‪这话到底什么意思?

197
00:10:04,876 --> 00:10:06,751
‪黑豹党 真好样的!

198
00:10:06,751 --> 00:10:08,168
‪天啊 你们真懂我

199
00:10:08,168 --> 00:10:10,168
‪天啊 这茶真好喝

200
00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:12,959
‪当地人称之为“马格里布薄荷茶”

201
00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:14,043
‪我就知道你会喜欢

202
00:10:14,043 --> 00:10:16,834
‪还挺有自信的嘛

203
00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:18,918
‪你的个人档案写得非常详细

204
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,251
‪我竟然有个档案?

205
00:10:20,251 --> 00:10:21,501
‪每个人都有个档案

206
00:10:21,501 --> 00:10:23,334
‪-为什么...
‪-每个人都有

207
00:10:23,334 --> 00:10:25,168
‪这个世界上每个人都有自己的档案

208
00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:26,834
‪-多久了?
‪-很久了

209
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,834
‪多厚?

210
00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:31,876
‪-你是指档案 对吧?
‪-什么?

211
00:10:31,876 --> 00:10:35,043
‪总觉得你在给我性暗示什么的

212
00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:36,459
‪算了

213
00:10:37,168 --> 00:10:38,626
‪那我们要不要...

214
00:10:39,626 --> 00:10:44,793
‪你真以为我随便跟你走进
‪一间阿尔及利亚酒店开房吗?

215
00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:46,751
‪只是想歇一会儿

216
00:10:46,751 --> 00:10:50,918
‪你刚刚是在暗示我不要开放
‪还是在暗示你不满意这间酒店?

217
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:51,834
‪你自己说吧

218
00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:57,293
‪天啊 你果然流汗流得厉害

219
00:10:57,293 --> 00:10:58,959
‪王八蛋 这句话没起到多少安慰

220
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,626
‪还有此地不宜久留

221
00:11:02,084 --> 00:11:03,209
‪客货车从哪里弄来的?

222
00:11:03,209 --> 00:11:04,334
‪我找到他的地方

223
00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:05,876
‪搞什么鬼?

224
00:11:05,876 --> 00:11:07,418
‪你已经抓到利里了?

225
00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:09,709
‪你应该对我说一声“谢谢”

226
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:12,418
‪好样的 可惜我错过了重头戏

227
00:11:12,418 --> 00:11:15,959
‪我刚刚跟乔治叙旧
‪还邀请他到我家看普瑞希拉和女儿

228
00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:17,293
‪是吗?很好

229
00:11:17,293 --> 00:11:19,043
‪我刚才潜入一冻大楼

230
00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:22,126
‪绑走一个成年男子
‪还将他从二楼窗户扔下去

231
00:11:22,126 --> 00:11:23,918
‪还是聊你的事好了

232
00:11:24,543 --> 00:11:26,001
‪你想干什么?

233
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,918
‪别抢走我的台词

234
00:11:27,918 --> 00:11:29,876
‪你竟然绑走一个白人?

235
00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:31,876
‪严格说来 是她干的

236
00:11:37,834 --> 00:11:40,126
‪他们是要追讨这辆客货车
‪还是来救走利里的?

237
00:11:40,126 --> 00:11:42,876
‪也可能是想要回
‪后车厢里的一大堆枪火吧

238
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:43,876
‪赶紧选一个

239
00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:45,001
‪什么枪火?

240
00:11:46,251 --> 00:11:47,668
‪我的妈啊

241
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:54,251
‪能不能请你转告你的同志们冷静点?

242
00:11:54,251 --> 00:11:55,459
‪别看我

243
00:11:55,459 --> 00:11:57,959
‪这事是你们引起的
‪是你们先闯入我们的领土

244
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:00,376
‪-什么领土?
‪-我们的领事馆

245
00:12:00,376 --> 00:12:04,584
‪我们是流亡政府
‪矢志对抗美国的镇压制度

246
00:12:04,584 --> 00:12:06,251
‪大声说出来 大姐!

247
00:12:06,251 --> 00:12:07,543
‪你这样不合适吧?

248
00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:08,626
‪不好意思

249
00:12:14,043 --> 00:12:15,084
‪安托万!

250
00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:17,209
‪很高兴见到你 指挥官

251
00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:18,626
‪我也是 老朋友

252
00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:20,584
‪等我一下

253
00:12:24,084 --> 00:12:25,334
‪这是什么东西?

254
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:27,543
‪这是濒临灭绝的白犀牛宝宝

255
00:12:27,543 --> 00:12:30,168
‪看得出来 它怎么会在这里?

256
00:12:30,168 --> 00:12:31,376
‪用来做晩餐的

257
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,001
‪你说什么?

258
00:12:33,668 --> 00:12:37,001
‪你的档案上写道你爱吃野味

259
00:12:37,001 --> 00:12:39,459
‪于是我主动聘请了
‪一个身在附近的私厨过来

260
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,168
‪这样我们就可以安静地吃顿饭

261
00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:44,418
‪好好享用这个“小朋友”

262
00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:48,126
‪-说真的 这举动挺浪漫的
‪-谢谢

263
00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:52,251
‪但也太变态了!

264
00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:54,293
‪你这个光头里面是不是空的?

265
00:12:54,293 --> 00:12:56,918
‪这可是野味啊!

266
00:12:56,918 --> 00:13:01,168
‪我所谓的“野味”是蛙腿和生鱼片
‪你是白痴吗?

267
00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:04,418
‪这个情报也来得太迟了

268
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:06,459
‪我已经花了两万块买下这玩意!

269
00:13:06,459 --> 00:13:09,459
‪时间推进到2022年
‪十万块不一定买得到

270
00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:13,293
‪我只是用钱来的衡量价值
‪没有别的意思

271
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,209
‪真他妈的

272
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:19,293
‪好了 我受过了

273
00:13:19,293 --> 00:13:21,001
‪不准对我的同志们开枪

274
00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:25,293
‪你是指想要把我们撞倒的同志们吗?

275
00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:26,793
‪他们的目标不是我 而是你们

276
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:28,293
‪你到底动不动车祸的原理?

277
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:34,584
‪这群人又是谁啊?

278
00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:37,209
‪不知道 但绝对不是黑豹党的人

279
00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:39,251
‪随你们开枪扫射

280
00:13:44,668 --> 00:13:47,126
‪真他妈的 空调没了!

281
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:50,001
‪这不是我们最大的顾虑吧?

282
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,001
‪是吗?

283
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:53,084
‪赶紧把车开到停机坪就对了

284
00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:54,709
‪坐稳了

285
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,918
‪天啊 你知道这玩意怎么用吗?

286
00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:58,251
‪应该知道吧

287
00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:00,209
‪这不是我想听到的答复

288
00:14:00,209 --> 00:14:02,876
‪别紧张 只要瞄准发射就行了

289
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,126
‪能有多难啊?

290
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,626
‪看来比想象中还要难吧

291
00:14:13,876 --> 00:14:15,918
‪这准会留下疤痕

292
00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:31,543
‪你们都没事吧?

293
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,459
‪利里跑哪儿去了?

294
00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:36,084
‪-肯定被那群混蛋带走了
‪-该死的

295
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,251
‪赶紧联系指挥官

296
00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:41,418
‪要怎么跟他报告来着?
‪我们彻底搞砸了

297
00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:44,459
‪他的专机被我们炸毁
‪那个毒虫也被我们炸死了

298
00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:46,043
‪说得对 还是别联系他好了

299
00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:47,668
‪很好 我更喜欢你提出的方案

300
00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:49,084
‪追踪器还在吗?

301
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:51,834
‪远了!

302
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,709
‪你离目标非常远了

303
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:57,834
‪我真不知道帮你有什么用

304
00:15:03,876 --> 00:15:05,418
‪这是什么意思?

305
00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:07,918
‪尝尝这块烤肉 很好吃的

306
00:15:07,918 --> 00:15:10,668
‪我不吃你的脏手指碰过的东西

307
00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:12,043
‪你就顺了我的意吧 贝蒂

308
00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:19,376
‪说真的 这烤肉确实挺好吃的

309
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,668
‪可不是吗?

310
00:15:20,668 --> 00:15:22,668
‪暂时保持这种开心的心情

311
00:15:22,668 --> 00:15:24,668
‪因为我要告诉你我们被跟踪了

312
00:15:24,668 --> 00:15:25,793
‪-什么?
‪-四点钟方向

313
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,918
‪有个戴着棒球帽的男人在跟踪我们
‪他两个同伴在六点和八点钟方向

314
00:15:28,918 --> 00:15:30,626
‪别回头

315
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:33,084
‪那何必告诉我他们的位置?

316
00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:35,001
‪也对 有道理

317
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,459
‪追踪器显示利里就在那边

318
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,834
‪在潜水艇里某个角落

319
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:41,418
‪厉害!

320
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,876
‪真要来个潜水艇打戏吗?

321
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:46,043
‪我加入这个间谍组织
‪就是为了这一刻

322
00:15:46,043 --> 00:15:47,459
‪你想的跟我想的一样吗?

323
00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:50,834
‪难道你也在想
‪我为什么没有专属的潜水艇吗?

324
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,001
‪我想的是那个

325
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:53,459
‪(潜水中心)

326
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:58,293
‪你就留在这里吧

327
00:15:58,293 --> 00:15:59,418
‪还用说吗?

328
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:02,334
‪但绝对不是因为我们黑人不会游泳

329
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:04,751
‪而是因为你们脑袋进水了

330
00:16:04,751 --> 00:16:07,751
‪听好 你看起来是个聪明有脑袋的人

331
00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:10,709
‪怎么会跑到这种地方来闯荡?
‪你还年轻

332
00:16:11,626 --> 00:16:13,001
‪多谢赞美 白人老爹

333
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:15,043
‪说真的 我劝你回老家吧

334
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:17,959
‪我的确想过回去 可能还会重拾音乐

335
00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:19,418
‪乔治说你唱功了得

336
00:16:19,418 --> 00:16:21,709
‪我的确唱功一流

337
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,376
‪比你还要好

338
00:16:23,376 --> 00:16:24,793
‪水平没有很高嘛

339
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:28,459
‪如果你真打算重拾音乐
‪记得给我打个电话

340
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:32,168
‪这是给你的 用来买回家的机票

341
00:16:32,168 --> 00:16:35,834
‪你有好几次差点害死我

342
00:16:37,751 --> 00:16:41,876
‪我看你也不希望我到处跟人说这事

343
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:43,668
‪对吧?

344
00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:55,459
‪需要帮忙吗?

345
00:16:55,459 --> 00:16:56,834
‪把犀牛交出来

346
00:16:57,418 --> 00:16:59,876
‪好啊 但你们先去死吧

347
00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:00,918
‪马上交出来

348
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:04,834
‪你们真以为
‪可以趁我在约会时打劫我吗?

349
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:07,376
‪说话这场约会也不怎么顺利嘛

350
00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:09,876
‪好吧 你们要它 是吗?
‪那你们好自为知

351
00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:12,251
‪因为我这就干掉它!

352
00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:13,209
‪天啊!

353
00:17:13,209 --> 00:17:14,459
‪住手!

354
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:16,168
‪老兄 不要啊 冷静点!

355
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:19,959
‪我要一枪给它爆头 让它脑浆四溅!

356
00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:22,584
‪天啊 别激动

357
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,126
‪你没必要这么做的

358
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,001
‪你们说得对 接住

359
00:17:28,334 --> 00:17:29,418
‪真他妈的!

360
00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:32,584
‪再试试看 真以为可以打劫我吗?

361
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,209
‪我没有打劫你的意思

362
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:37,001
‪我们只是想拯救这只白犀牛

363
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:39,334
‪-什么?
‪-我们是绿色和平组织的人!

364
00:17:39,876 --> 00:17:43,001
‪求求你别开枪!

365
00:17:44,668 --> 00:17:46,168
‪在你开口评价我前

366
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:48,959
‪我们都知道
‪我起初并不知道他们的身份

367
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:49,959
‪到此为止

368
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:51,668
‪我不玩了

369
00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:54,168
‪别这样就走开嘛

370
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:56,459
‪你瞧 这个小家伙越来越喜欢我了

371
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:22,001
‪越来越接近了

372
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,084
‪真他妈的

373
00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:33,709
‪枪还是给我吧

374
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:36,584
‪你只要打手势就行了
‪搞不好可以混淆敌人至死呢

375
00:18:38,209 --> 00:18:39,584
‪天啊 还没醒?

376
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:47,126
‪瞧这是什么

377
00:18:49,043 --> 00:18:50,834
‪天啊

378
00:18:51,626 --> 00:18:54,709
‪-他们打算用来干什么?
‪-天啊 非常靠近目标了!

379
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:57,668
‪-热辣辣的!
‪-该死的 赶紧关掉

380
00:18:57,668 --> 00:19:01,293
‪-你关掉看看
‪-真他妈的 老爸 我赢了!

381
00:19:01,293 --> 00:19:03,293
‪你死了 我还活着!

382
00:19:03,293 --> 00:19:07,168
‪去死吧 老爸 很好 热辣辣的!

383
00:19:10,334 --> 00:19:11,168
‪快逃!

384
00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:22,043
‪-该死的 我们在往下沉
‪-正确的说法是“潜入海底”

385
00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:24,543
‪-什么?
‪-“往下沉”是指向水面以下沉落

386
00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:26,418
‪那哪句话更适合形容我们死定了?

387
00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:28,251
‪鱼雷发射管

388
00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:31,668
‪马上行动

389
00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:33,584
‪怎么回事?

390
00:19:33,584 --> 00:19:35,001
‪他终于醒了

391
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,626
‪我撑不了多久了

392
00:19:40,668 --> 00:19:42,168
‪最后跟着我马上出来

393
00:19:42,168 --> 00:19:45,251
‪放心吧 那个仪器有多种用途
‪你忘了吗?

394
00:20:06,084 --> 00:20:07,834
‪我这不就来了吗?

395
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,668
‪这也是我需要一艘潜水艇的原因!

396
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:14,043
‪这一刻我倒希望
‪我们还在那艘潜水艇里

397
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,584
‪-搞什么鬼?
‪-怎么了?

398
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:21,168
‪那个东西不能弄丢

399
00:20:21,168 --> 00:20:22,709
‪去你的 我只是在关键时刻
‪采取必要行动

400
00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:25,543
‪那玩意搞不好可以
‪抵消我们炸毁的那架专机

401
00:20:25,543 --> 00:20:29,168
‪听我这个专机主说一句
‪那玩意压根抵消不了

402
00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:31,376
‪你们聊完了吗?

403
00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,834
‪笑一个 狗娘养的

404
00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:43,876
‪这艘船不错嘛

405
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,668
‪借来的 我在想你们可能需要支援

406
00:20:46,668 --> 00:20:48,834
‪很好 感激不尽

407
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:51,626
‪鬼才 如果你死了
‪那我的音乐路就走得mei那么顺遂了

408
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:52,668
‪大声说出来 大姐!

409
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,959
‪还是不行

410
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:55,626
‪好吧

411
00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:10,001
‪(阿尔塔蒙特 阿尔及利亚)

412
00:21:12,209 --> 00:21:15,001
‪(A物件)

413
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:13,126
‪字幕翻译:张庆龄