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‪(愛的力量)

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‪長話短說,我待會要跟達賴喇嘛開會

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‪他的心靈啟蒙那一套真的很有魅力

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‪或許吧,但他的開支報告是掰出來的

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‪大家不是都這樣嗎?

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‪我以為我們要飛去非洲進行厲害任務

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‪不如我們來討論吧?

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‪一名前TCB線人最近逃出監獄

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‪等等

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‪你們在監獄裡有線人?

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‪哪是,我們沒有把他關進監獄

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‪但我們也沒有“不”把他關進監獄
‪懂我意思嗎?

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‪聽得懂才有鬼

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‪他在地下氣象組織的協助下逃獄

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‪他們把他交給黑豹黨

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‪這兩組人馬立志推翻美國

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‪我們去阻止他們

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‪其實我們沒有要阻止
‪而是去把逃走的TCB線人找回來

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‪(提摩西F李瑞
‪生日1920年10月22日)

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‪這是在開玩笑吧,提摩西李瑞?

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‪全名是提摩西法蘭西李瑞

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‪作家、心理學家和全能的有趣傢伙

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‪還是被哈佛開除的毒品狂熱者

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‪因為他給學生吃迷幻藥

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‪-可惡
‪-怎麼了?

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‪我差點去唸哈佛

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‪他沒給那些孩子吃藥,好嗎?是我們

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‪李瑞替我們工作

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‪進行名為P計劃的
‪超機密精神藥物研究計劃

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‪-可惡
‪-什麼?

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‪P計劃就在我辦公室對面

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‪原來是這個?

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‪晚點再抱怨
‪現在你們的任務是盡快帶他回來

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‪因為尼克森也在找他

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‪尼克森?

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‪天啊,他感到憤怒、躁動、血脈僨張

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‪恨不得好好懲罰李瑞

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‪謝謝你生動的描述

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‪因為李瑞公開宣傳迷幻藥

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‪尼克森決意要找到他

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‪-我們必須在尼克森之前找到他
‪-為什麼?

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‪因為他知道的太多了

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‪P計劃是我們心智控制研究的一部分

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‪被人偷走,改裝成武器的計劃?

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‪-越南的那個?
‪-你覺得李瑞有參與其中嗎?

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‪那是酷刑審問的用處,對吧?

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‪好了,你們會在這裡找到他

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‪幸好我們在幾年前替李瑞植入追蹤器
‪我們知道他在哪裡

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‪植入?你是說手術嗎?

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‪妳有更好的方法嗎?

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‪不,我是真的想知道

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‪因為我有很多手術都沒有好結果

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‪對了,我勸你們不要進去

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‪而且不是為了正常的理由

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‪-霍華!
‪-好啦

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‪你會需要這個

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‪什麼?你當我是你的秘書?

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‪麻煩妳了

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‪那能追蹤李瑞植入物的訊號

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‪看起來挺酷的

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‪那些按鈕是什麼?

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‪用途很廣

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‪可以發射高強度雷射、播放音樂

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‪甚至能設定
‪用我父親的聲音說“我愛你”

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‪那個混蛋從來沒說過

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‪李瑞躲在黑豹黨大使館

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‪通常他身邊戒備森嚴,但今天

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‪喬治柯林頓和百樂門放克瘋
‪要辦演唱會

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‪我愛那群好玩的混蛋

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‪很多黑豹黨員都會去

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‪所以大使館應該人手不足
‪擄人的完美時機

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‪黑豹黨何時在阿爾及利亞有大使館?

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‪等等,我們要去阿爾及利亞?

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‪失陪一下

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‪你在做什麼?

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‪阿爾及利亞再也不歡迎我了

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‪永遠不歡迎

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‪他們說得非常清楚

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‪你們注意到
‪半裸天才噴射到飛機外了吧?

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‪你的保姆來做什麼?

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‪我邀請了美麗的柏蒂女士
‪一起來討論貓王的事

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‪對,最好討論給我一個噴射背包

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‪天啊,你還在想噴射背包

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‪跳針跳個不停

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‪也許順便幫我找個新秘書

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‪特務貓王

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‪今天是表演的好日子

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‪去你的

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‪這裡有三千度吧

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‪流點汗有益健康

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‪你錯了

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‪大錯特錯

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‪你要知道
‪流汗是身體要死時發出的警訊

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{\an8}‪對,我看得出來

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{\an8}‪與其在這被活活熱死
‪我要去大使館探路

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{\an8}‪好,但只能探路

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{\an8}‪別自己先跑進去

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{\an8}‪好,過度保護和頤指氣使,明白

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{\an8}‪-你一個人行嗎?
‪-妳以為妳在跟誰說話?

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{\an8}‪要花兩個小時整理頭髮的中年男子?

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{\an8}‪我一起床頭髮就這麼好看

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{\an8}‪嗨,小姑娘

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{\an8}‪有什麼事嗎?

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{\an8}‪我來見喬治

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{\an8}‪人稱“放克斯坦博士”的喬治柯林頓?

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{\an8}‪他是我的好朋友

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{\an8}‪你是哪位?

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{\an8}‪-當真?
‪-不是

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{\an8}‪不幸的是,我很清楚你是誰

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{\an8}‪普里斯萊...不,你不在名單上

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{\an8}‪別擔心,親愛的
‪我跟喬治的交情很深

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{\an8}‪你真是好棒棒,但你還是不在名單上

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‪-聽著...
‪-好吧

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‪如果這是剽竊黑人文化的名單

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‪你一定會在上面

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‪-妳在說...
‪-嘿,貓王

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‪貓王!你來啦

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‪來盡情搖擺吧,老哥

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‪喬治,兄弟

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‪貓王駕到,各位

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‪失陪了

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‪盡量不要抄襲任何東西

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‪她是薩拉

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‪她拿著點名板很討人厭

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‪但她唱歌真好聽

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‪柏蒂,我知道我說過
‪帶妳來這是為了談公事...

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‪依我看來,那是低級的狗屁謊言

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‪妳說什麼?

129
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‪你以為你是第一個為了跟我上床

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‪帶我來北非的男人嗎?

131
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‪不是這樣的嗎?

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‪你的口氣跟第四個傢伙一樣

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‪愚蠢的手汗

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‪他媽的阿爾及利亞

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‪冷氣,我得救了

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‪天啊,我愛黑豹黨

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‪越來越接近了

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‪霍華?

139
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‪以防妳像傻子一樣大喊“霍華”

140
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‪這是我用來幫助與嘲笑妳的預錄音檔

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‪協助妳追蹤動了我的植入物手術後
‪存活下來的人

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‪你成功了,霍華,你成功了

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‪更接近了!

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‪我以妳為榮

145
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‪對了,這是爸爸從來沒跟我說過的話

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‪越來越遠了

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‪更遠了

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‪天啊,妳真不擅長

149
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‪妳到底知不知道這遊戲怎麼玩?

150
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‪好了,更接近了

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‪非常接近

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‪中了!找到了!

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‪哇!找到了!就在這裡

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‪妳是誰?

155
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‪高大英俊的帥哥?太好了

156
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‪妳這是在幹什麼?

157
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‪我想跟你有進一步的接觸

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‪嘿...

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‪睡吧...性感帥哥

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‪真會找樂子

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‪嘿,醒醒

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‪嘿,奇愛博士,快醒醒!

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‪他嗨到不省人事了

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‪一定是好貨

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‪真夠外行的

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‪天啊,誰說監獄會讓人變瘦...

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‪媽的

168
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‪媽的!

169
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‪嘿,如果你還活著,我很抱歉

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‪糟糕

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‪你還活著

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‪既然如此,去你的,誰叫你不邀請我

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‪參加隔壁的永不止盡研究派對,混帳

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‪別盯著人家看
‪但有人要竊取下一首熱門歌曲

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‪-還沒請教大名呢
‪-薩拉

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‪薩拉,我們先把話說清楚

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‪我的音樂就是我的音樂

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‪我代表全世界的黑人對你說聲不客氣

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‪好吧,我知道妳想說什麼

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‪但聽我說

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‪搖滾和節奏藍調
‪在我還沒出生前就有了

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‪我知道這種音樂從哪裡來

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‪老實說,我明白我的唱功
‪永遠比不上胖子多明諾

184
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‪但我從小就聽這種音樂

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‪我很愛,也是我的一部分

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‪我無能為力

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‪真感人,但你在迴避話題

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‪《JET》雜誌有篇文章澄清了這件事

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‪開什麼玩笑

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‪誰會隨身攜帶
‪自己的《JET》雜誌文章?

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‪做事仔細的人

192
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‪裡面寫了很多好東西

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‪王八蛋!我的貨車怎麼了?

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‪有個嗨過頭的怪胎墜落在車上

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‪別擔心,我拿去修,速速回來!

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‪速速什麼?

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‪她在說什麼鬼話?

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‪讚啦,黑豹黨

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‪天啊,你們真懂我

200
00:10:08,168 --> 00:10:10,168
‪哇靠,這茶真好喝

201
00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:12,959
‪當地人稱它為馬格雷布薄荷

202
00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:14,043
‪我就知道妳會喜歡

203
00:10:14,043 --> 00:10:16,834
‪你對自己非常有信心

204
00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:18,918
‪妳的檔案寫得很詳細

205
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,251
‪我有檔案?

206
00:10:20,251 --> 00:10:21,501
‪每個人都有檔案

207
00:10:21,501 --> 00:10:23,334
‪-為什麼...
‪-每個人

208
00:10:23,334 --> 00:10:25,168
‪真的是每個人都有

209
00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:26,834
‪-有多久?
‪-夠久了

210
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,834
‪我是指有多厚?

211
00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:31,876
‪-我們談的是檔案,對吧?
‪-什麼?

212
00:10:31,876 --> 00:10:35,043
‪我們的性暗示比喻非常明顯

213
00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:36,459
‪沒關係...

214
00:10:37,168 --> 00:10:38,334
‪我們要不要...

215
00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:39,543
‪(阿爾及利亞旅館)

216
00:10:39,543 --> 00:10:44,793
‪你真的以為我會跟你去
‪阿爾及利亞旅館開房間?

217
00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:46,751
‪只是進去一下

218
00:10:46,751 --> 00:10:50,918
‪順便問一下,妳是不跟我開房間
‪還是不在這間旅館開房間?

219
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:51,834
‪選一個

220
00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:57,293
‪天啊,妳的流汗理論不是在說笑

221
00:10:57,293 --> 00:10:58,959
‪你在幫倒忙,混蛋

222
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,626
‪還有,我們現在得走了

223
00:11:02,084 --> 00:11:03,209
‪妳從哪弄來這台貨車?

224
00:11:03,209 --> 00:11:04,334
‪找到他的地方

225
00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:05,876
‪怎麼搞的?

226
00:11:05,876 --> 00:11:07,418
‪妳已經找到李瑞了?

227
00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:09,709
‪我想你現在要說的是謝謝

228
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:12,418
‪做得好,但妳錯過了一場精彩的表演

229
00:11:12,418 --> 00:11:15,959
‪我和喬治敘舊
‪改天找他來看看普莉希拉和寶寶

230
00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:17,293
‪好喔

231
00:11:17,293 --> 00:11:19,043
‪我剛才爬牆潛入一棟建築

232
00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:22,126
‪將成年男子從二樓窗戶偷偷帶走

233
00:11:22,126 --> 00:11:24,459
‪-好喔,我們來談你的事
‪-嘿

234
00:11:24,459 --> 00:11:26,001
‪妳這是在做什麼?

235
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,918
‪那是我要說的吧

236
00:11:27,918 --> 00:11:29,876
‪你現在要偷走我們的白人?

237
00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:31,876
‪嚴格來說是她偷的

238
00:11:38,126 --> 00:11:40,126
‪那些人是在追貨車還是李瑞?

239
00:11:40,126 --> 00:11:42,876
‪搞不好是後座的一大堆槍

240
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:43,876
‪選一個

241
00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:45,001
‪什麼槍?

242
00:11:46,251 --> 00:11:47,668
‪哈囉

243
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:54,251
‪嘿,也許妳可以叫妳朋友冷靜一點

244
00:11:54,251 --> 00:11:55,459
‪嘿,別看著我

245
00:11:55,459 --> 00:11:57,959
‪是你們先開始的
‪你們闖入我們的主權領土

246
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:00,376
‪-什麼領土?
‪-我們的大使館

247
00:12:00,376 --> 00:12:04,584
‪我們是致力於
‪對抗美國專制制度的流亡政府

248
00:12:04,584 --> 00:12:06,251
‪說得好,姊妹

249
00:12:06,251 --> 00:12:07,543
‪誰跟妳是姊妹?

250
00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:08,626
‪對,抱歉

251
00:12:14,043 --> 00:12:15,084
‪安東

252
00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:17,209
‪很高興見到你,指揮官

253
00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:18,626
‪我也是,朋友

254
00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:20,584
‪我馬上回來

255
00:12:24,084 --> 00:12:25,334
‪那是什麼?

256
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:27,543
‪一隻瀕臨絕種的白犀牛寶寶

257
00:12:27,543 --> 00:12:30,168
‪我看得出來,牠怎麼會在這裡?

258
00:12:30,168 --> 00:12:31,376
‪當晚餐

259
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,001
‪你說什麼?

260
00:12:33,668 --> 00:12:37,001
‪我在妳的檔案裡
‪看到異國美食是妳的最愛

261
00:12:37,001 --> 00:12:39,459
‪所以我擅自在附近僱用私人主廚

262
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,168
‪好讓妳和我一起享受安靜的晚餐

263
00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:44,418
‪品嚐這位小朋友

264
00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:48,126
‪-我得說,聽起來有點浪漫
‪-謝謝

265
00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:52,251
‪而且也太瘋狂了!

266
00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:54,293
‪你的禿頭腦袋瘋了嗎?

267
00:12:54,293 --> 00:12:56,918
‪嘿!“異國美食”

268
00:12:56,918 --> 00:13:01,168
‪也就是田雞腿,偶爾吃個壽司,笨蛋

269
00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:04,418
‪現在才說有點晚了

270
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:06,459
‪我花了兩萬塊買的

271
00:13:06,459 --> 00:13:09,459
‪毫無理由地從財務角度來看

272
00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:13,293
‪這在2022年,相當於十萬美元以上

273
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,209
‪他媽的

274
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:19,293
‪好,我受夠了這種鳥事

275
00:13:19,293 --> 00:13:21,001
‪嘿,你不行對我朋友開槍

276
00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:25,293
‪妳是指那些開車撞我們的朋友?

277
00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:26,626
‪我可以,你不行

278
00:13:26,626 --> 00:13:28,293
‪你們知道車禍是怎麼發生的嗎?

279
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:34,584
‪這些新來的混蛋又是誰?

280
00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:37,209
‪不知道,但絕對不是黑豹黨

281
00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:39,251
‪你愛怎麼開槍都行

282
00:13:44,668 --> 00:13:47,126
‪媽的!可惡!我們失去了空調!

283
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:50,001
‪這不是我們現在最擔心的事

284
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,001
‪什麼時候的事?

285
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:53,084
‪快開去飛機那裡

286
00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:54,709
‪而且要保持平穩

287
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,918
‪哇,妳知道那要怎麼用?

288
00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:58,251
‪差不多吧

289
00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:00,209
‪不是我期待的答案

290
00:14:00,209 --> 00:14:02,876
‪放輕鬆,不過是瞄準和開槍

291
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,126
‪能有多難?

292
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,626
‪顯然比想像中還難

293
00:14:13,876 --> 00:14:15,918
‪這會留下疤痕

294
00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:31,543
‪妳們沒事吧?

295
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,459
‪等等,李瑞呢?

296
00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:36,084
‪-一定是那些混蛋把他帶走了
‪-媽的

297
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,251
‪我們得打給指揮官

298
00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:41,418
‪要跟他說什麼?我們失敗得一塌糊塗

299
00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:44,459
‪炸掉他的飛機,弄丟他的吸毒朋友?

300
00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:46,209
‪那好,不要打電話

301
00:14:46,209 --> 00:14:47,668
‪不錯,我比較喜歡你的做法

302
00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:49,084
‪妳還有追蹤器嗎?

303
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:51,834
‪很遠!

304
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,709
‪妳現在很遠

305
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:57,834
‪我根本不知道我幹嘛白費力氣

306
00:15:03,876 --> 00:15:05,418
‪你在做什麼?

307
00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:07,918
‪嚐嚐烤肉串,這超好吃的

308
00:15:07,918 --> 00:15:10,793
‪被你的骯髒手指碰過就不好吃了

309
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:12,043
‪配合一下嘛,柏蒂

310
00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:19,376
‪我承認那烤肉很好吃

311
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,668
‪是不是?

312
00:15:20,668 --> 00:15:22,668
‪現在試著保持樂觀的心態

313
00:15:22,668 --> 00:15:24,668
‪因為我們被跟蹤了

314
00:15:24,668 --> 00:15:25,793
‪-什麼?
‪-四點鐘方向

315
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,334
‪戴球帽的傢伙和他的同夥
‪在六點鐘和八點鐘方向

316
00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:30,626
‪別回頭看

317
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:33,084
‪那你幹嘛告訴我他們在哪裡?

318
00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:35,001
‪好吧,這麼說也對

319
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,459
‪追蹤器顯示李瑞在那裡

320
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,834
‪潛水艇上的某個地方

321
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:41,418
‪好極了!

322
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,876
‪該死的潛水艇戰鬥?

323
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,959
‪這正是我想像中的

324
00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:47,459
‪-厲害間諜任務
‪-你想的跟我一樣嗎?

325
00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:50,834
‪除非妳也想知道
‪為什麼我沒有自己的潛水艇

326
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,001
‪不,我是說那個

327
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:53,459
‪(潛水中心)

328
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:58,293
‪妳要待在這裡

329
00:15:58,293 --> 00:15:59,418
‪廢話

330
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:02,334
‪這不是因為黑人不會游泳

331
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:04,751
‪而是因為你們兩個瘋了

332
00:16:04,751 --> 00:16:07,751
‪好吧,妳似乎是個聰明人

333
00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:10,709
‪幹嘛跑來這裡?妳只是個孩子

334
00:16:11,626 --> 00:16:13,001
‪謝謝喔,白人爸爸

335
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:15,043
‪我是說真的,妳該回家了

336
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:17,959
‪其實我一直在考慮,也許回去做音樂

337
00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:19,418
‪喬治說妳會唱歌

338
00:16:19,418 --> 00:16:21,709
‪親愛的,我唱歌很好聽

339
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,376
‪我的唱功比你還厲害

340
00:16:23,376 --> 00:16:24,793
‪標準挺低的

341
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:28,459
‪要是妳真的想做音樂,打給我

342
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:32,168
‪這拿去買機票吧

343
00:16:32,168 --> 00:16:35,834
‪你差點害死我幾次

344
00:16:37,751 --> 00:16:41,876
‪我敢說你真的不希望我告訴任何人

345
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:43,668
‪閉口不提

346
00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:55,459
‪你們有什麼事嗎?

347
00:16:55,459 --> 00:16:56,834
‪把犀牛交出來

348
00:16:57,418 --> 00:16:59,876
‪好啊,但你們先去吃屎吧

349
00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:00,918
‪交出來

350
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:04,834
‪你們真的以為
‪能在我約會的時候搶劫?

351
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:07,376
‪順帶一提,約會不太順利

352
00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:10,126
‪好吧,你要牠嗎?祝你好運

353
00:17:10,126 --> 00:17:12,251
‪我會開槍打爆這小傢伙

354
00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:13,209
‪天啊!

355
00:17:13,209 --> 00:17:14,459
‪別開槍啊

356
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:16,168
‪大哥,不要啊,等等

357
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:19,959
‪我要讓牠的瀕臨絕種腦漿灑滿牆壁

358
00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:22,584
‪等等,別激動...

359
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,126
‪你不必這麼做

360
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,001
‪你知道嗎?你說得對,來,接住

361
00:17:28,334 --> 00:17:29,418
‪他媽的!

362
00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:32,584
‪再問一次,你真的以為能搶劫?

363
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,209
‪我沒有要搶劫的意思

364
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:37,001
‪我們只是想拯救牠

365
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:39,334
‪-什麼?
‪-我們是綠色和平組織的志工

366
00:17:39,876 --> 00:17:43,001
‪我對天發誓!拜託不要開槍

367
00:17:44,668 --> 00:17:46,168
‪好吧,在妳開口之前

368
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:48,959
‪我們都知道我沒辦法知道

369
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:49,959
‪我受夠了

370
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:51,668
‪老娘要閃人了

371
00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:54,168
‪別這樣,妳不能就這樣走開

372
00:17:54,168 --> 00:17:56,459
‪妳看,我越來越喜歡這小傢伙了

373
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:22,001
‪越來越近了

374
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,084
‪可惡

375
00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:33,709
‪妳應該讓我來

376
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:36,584
‪用你的小手勢
‪你可以讓他們困惑到死

377
00:18:38,209 --> 00:18:39,584
‪天啊,還在昏睡?

378
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:47,126
‪妳看看

379
00:18:49,043 --> 00:18:50,834
‪我的天啊

380
00:18:51,626 --> 00:18:54,709
‪-他們拿這些要做什麼?
‪-天啊!妳非常接近了!

381
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:57,668
‪-正中紅心!讚啦
‪-可惡,把那個關掉

382
00:18:57,668 --> 00:19:01,293
‪-你來關
‪-去你的,爸!去你的!我贏了

383
00:19:01,293 --> 00:19:03,293
‪你死了!我還活著!

384
00:19:03,293 --> 00:19:07,168
‪去你的,爸!好耶!找到了!

385
00:19:10,334 --> 00:19:11,168
‪快走!

386
00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:22,043
‪-哇靠,我們要沉沒了
‪-這叫“下潛”

387
00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:24,543
‪-什麼?
‪-“沉沒”意味著我們在下沉

388
00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:26,418
‪好啊,哪個代表我們完蛋了?

389
00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:28,251
‪魚雷管

390
00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:31,668
‪讓我來

391
00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:33,584
‪什麼?

392
00:19:33,584 --> 00:19:35,001
‪現在他醒來了

393
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,626
‪我撐不了多久了

394
00:19:40,668 --> 00:19:42,168
‪你最好跟在我後面

395
00:19:42,168 --> 00:19:45,251
‪別擔心,用途很廣,記得嗎?

396
00:20:06,084 --> 00:20:07,834
‪就是因為剛才的情況

397
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,668
‪所以我才需要一艘該死的潛水艇

398
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:14,043
‪我真希望我們正在潛水艇裡

399
00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:19,584
‪-你在開玩笑嗎?
‪-什麼?

400
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:21,168
‪我們需要那個東西

401
00:20:21,168 --> 00:20:22,709
‪去妳的,我在臨場應變

402
00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:25,543
‪把它帶回去或許能彌補飛機爆炸

403
00:20:25,543 --> 00:20:29,168
‪相信擁有飛機的人說的,這還差得遠

404
00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:31,376
‪你們聊完了嗎?

405
00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:34,834
‪笑一個,王八...

406
00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:43,876
‪這艘船不錯嘛

407
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,668
‪借來的,我想你們可能需要幫忙

408
00:20:46,668 --> 00:20:48,834
‪對,謝謝妳的幫忙

409
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:51,751
‪天才,如果你死了
‪對我的音樂事業沒好處

410
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,668
‪說得好,姊妹

411
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,959
‪還是不能接受

412
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:55,626
‪好吧

413
00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:10,001
‪(阿爾塔蒙、阿爾及利亞)

414
00:21:12,209 --> 00:21:15,001
‪(參考資料A)

415
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:13,126
‪字幕翻譯:張瀛