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‪拜託啦

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‪我快無聊死了,我知道你有好東西

3
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‪分我一點嘛

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‪迷幻藥、迷幻蘑菇、安眠酮
‪什麼都好,我不挑剔

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‪不然我會舔你
‪就像舔亞馬遜的迷幻樹蛙那樣

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‪我對天發誓

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‪可惡,什麼都沒有

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‪你真的一路上都在聽自己的歌嗎?

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‪不知道妳有沒有注意到

10
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‪這裡沒有很多娛樂可供選擇

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‪湯姆瓊斯翻唱的版本超讚的

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‪我不知道你幹嘛要跟風

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‪難道妳沒其他事做嗎?

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‪我想我可以再舔李瑞的臉

15
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‪對了,嚐起來像老人的睪丸

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‪謝謝妳令人作噁的描述

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‪特務貓王

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{\an8}‪嘿,我認識你

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{\an8}‪每個人都認識我

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{\an8}‪這就是我的日常生活,兄弟

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{\an8}‪我可以走了嗎?

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{\an8}‪不,你不懂

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{\an8}‪我認識另一個你

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{\an8}‪我在德國研究過你

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{\an8}‪我看你是嗑藥嗨了

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{\an8}‪那還用說,這是我的工作

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{\an8}‪我基本上發明了迷幻藥的商業模式

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{\an8}‪我就像毒品界的雷克洛克

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{\an8}‪祝你好運

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{\an8}‪恕我失陪了

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{\an8}‪不,我認識你

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{\an8}‪你是圖珀洛,你是圖珀洛計劃

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{\an8}‪圖珀洛

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{\an8}‪不,沒關係,反正他什麼都記不得

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{\an8}‪天啊,搞什麼?

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{\an8}‪-我猜猜,浮現記憶?
‪-什麼?

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{\an8}‪對,我懂,記憶挺可怕的

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{\an8}‪我試著去除記憶,但配方總是抓不準

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{\an8}‪給你,等你到了安全舒適的環境

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{\an8}‪吃一顆

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{\an8}‪方糖?

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{\an8}‪你當我是馬啊?

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{\an8}‪怪了,有時候是的

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{\an8}‪真是個乖孩子

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{\an8}‪你他媽的瘋了嗎?

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{\an8}‪不,聽我說

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{\an8}‪這些迷幻藥旅程

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{\an8}‪添加了我的提摩西李瑞招牌

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{\an8}‪有機,從藥房到餐桌,純手工迷幻藥

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{\an8}‪我給披頭四的是同一批

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{\an8}‪你知道我算是聯邦緝毒官吧?

52
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{\an8}‪你是說狗屁尼克森的見面會?

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{\an8}‪好吧,印在咖啡杯上很好看

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{\an8}‪有貓王和尼克森的馬克杯?

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{\an8}‪你得掌控你的周邊商品,圖珀洛

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{\an8}‪-好
‪-怎麼了?又浮現記憶?

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{\an8}‪太奇怪了

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{\an8}‪一定是被什麼東西誘發的,圖珀洛

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{\an8}‪我猜是“圖珀洛”這個詞

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{\an8}‪拜託,你能不能別說“圖珀洛”了?

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{\an8}‪好,那是你說的,圖...

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{\an8}‪聽好,你的內心深處有秘密

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{\an8}‪吃下迷幻藥,釋放心靈吧,兄弟

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{\an8}‪釋放你的心靈,身體也會跟著被釋放

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{\an8}‪各位先生女士,請回到座位上

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{\an8}‪我們即將降落在孟菲斯

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{\an8}‪好,大家聽好了

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{\an8}‪我們進入航廈後,圍繞著貓王

69
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{\an8}‪無論如何都要往前走

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{\an8}‪隨便,買得到什錦堅果巧克力棒就好

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{\an8}‪我快餓死了

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{\an8}‪買東西是個壞主意

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{\an8}‪沒錯,會有很多人蜂擁而上

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{\an8}‪蜂擁?

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{\an8}‪我發誓,這傢伙是白人的馬文蓋

76
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{\an8}‪我覺得蜂擁而上不成問題

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{\an8}‪這景象真是太迷幻了

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{\an8}‪可惡,我的藥真屌

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‪這周是皮博迪飯店
‪第一次舉辦貓王大會

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‪難怪有很多貓王走來走去

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‪但我不確定那是怎麼回事

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‪歡迎回家,貓王

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‪凱迪拉克在外面等著
‪已整理乾淨,準備上路

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{\an8}‪什錦堅果巧克力棒實在是人間美味

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{\an8}‪田納西州最棒的特產

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{\an8}‪我想妳忘了,我來自田納西州

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{\an8}‪其實我沒忘

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‪(洛林汽車旅館)

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‪(全新黛西藍光錄音室)

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‪(比爾街、皮博迪、太陽錄音室)

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‪(貓王大道)

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‪(《溫柔地愛我》貓王!)

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‪哇靠,我真幸運

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‪大家聽好了

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‪從現在開始,週末禁止進入雅園

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‪我和普莉希拉需要時間獨處

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‪別緊張,我也不想跟你相處

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‪我要和教授去吃肋排、觀光

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‪你們得去看皮博迪鴨子

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‪對,我在飛機上有讀到

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‪飯店大廳有鴨子

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‪就衛生法規來說,聽起來很刺激

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‪我不在乎你們做什麼

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‪只要你們不在這裡做都好

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‪但你們真的應該去看看鴨子

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‪希拉,我回來了,我的妻女呢?

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‪我馬上下來,寶貝

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‪這週末我請派西照顧麗莎

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‪我想要獨占你一人

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‪聽起來很棒

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‪先坐著放鬆一下,戴上眼罩

112
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‪我有驚喜要給你

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‪我的老天,我感到熱血沸騰

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‪把眼罩拿下來

115
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‪我真的是太幸運了

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‪誰是牛仔傑布?

117
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‪親愛的牛仔傑布

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‪他曾經有孟菲斯收視第一的兒童節目

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‪《牛仔傑布的叢林狂歡》

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‪大家都愛他

121
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‪然後他的節目被取消了

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‪如果大家這麼愛他
‪為什麼會被取消?

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‪因為老傑布的叢林狂歡
‪實際上是喝到掛

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‪和《霍根英雄》主角辦狂野性愛派對

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‪好啊,我愛這傢伙

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‪那黑猩猩和這幅諾曼洛克威爾的畫
‪又有什麼關係?

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‪這得從史卡特
‪被美國太空總署開除說起

128
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‪(《牛仔傑布與史卡特大冒險》)

129
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‪那個呆瓜管不住自己的下體

130
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‪讓另一隻太空黑猩猩懷孕了

131
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‪他傷心欲絕

132
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‪他開始吸毒、喝酒

133
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‪和陌生人在垃圾堆裡亂搞

134
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‪他一心想成為月球上的第一隻黑猩猩

135
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‪但他只到了孟菲斯

136
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‪他把錢花光以後

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‪史卡特替《半人類雜誌》拍照

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‪上帝,我為那隻猴子的靈魂祈禱

139
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‪但他做壞事賺來的錢都拿去買毒品

140
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‪傑布收留了他,把他清理乾淨

141
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‪他尿在他身上,起碼要清乾淨

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‪他讓史卡特當他的助手

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‪那隻骯髒的黑猩猩居然大受孩童歡迎

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‪一切都很順利

145
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‪但後來贊助商發現
‪牛仔傑布變態的一面

146
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‪然後給他大幅度加薪?

147
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‪牛仔傑布失去一切,後來破產了

148
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‪將史卡特以兩百元的價格賣給貓王

149
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‪真便宜

150
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‪巴比雷花了他多少錢?

151
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{\an8}‪(認識貓王替身!)

152
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‪寶貝,等等

153
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‪聽著,我有個小驚喜

154
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‪雖然妳現在性感迷人

155
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‪我在想也許我們可以建立...

156
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‪更深層的關係

157
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‪拜託告訴我那是麥角酸二乙醯胺

158
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‪我不知道妳對迷幻藥這麼熟

159
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‪我也不知道妳聽這種音樂

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‪寶貝,這很動感,你不覺得嗎?

161
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‪這跟線香和黑光海報很搭

162
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‪我以前都不知道家裡有這種東西

163
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‪我會讓你知道
‪我是有個性、時髦的女生

164
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‪如果你更常回家就不會那麼訝異

165
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‪我知道

166
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‪只是...

167
00:09:05,168 --> 00:09:06,501
‪妳確定妳要吃嗎?

168
00:09:07,834 --> 00:09:09,918
‪我想妳回答了我的問題

169
00:09:13,918 --> 00:09:15,751
‪我還是沒有感覺

170
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‪可惡,我也是

171
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‪說不定需要一點時間才會起作用

172
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‪驚喜吧,混蛋

173
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‪起作用了沒?

174
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‪做好心理準備,猛男

175
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‪搞屁啊?

176
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‪就是說啊

177
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‪我不明白有什麼大不了的

178
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‪我以為我們至少能看到顏色之類的

179
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‪媽的,馬上回來

180
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‪你們來這裡幹嘛?

181
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‪這個嘛...

182
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‪-有趣的故事
‪-我不想聽

183
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‪你推薦個不停的那家烤肉店雷雷

184
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‪這跟雷雷有什麼關係?

185
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‪是這樣的,別生氣
‪但餐廳已經不在那了

186
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‪-什麼?
‪-我是說,幾分鐘前

187
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‪我很驚訝你沒看到火球

188
00:10:00,709 --> 00:10:02,126
‪你們在說什麼?

189
00:10:02,126 --> 00:10:04,418
‪那些混蛋跟著我們回美國

190
00:10:04,418 --> 00:10:06,584
‪那些想綁架李瑞的阿爾及利亞人

191
00:10:06,584 --> 00:10:10,501
‪我跟教授點了肋排
‪他們突然衝出來,然後我們...

192
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‪-起了點小衝突
‪-小衝突?

193
00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:14,793
‪好吧,是流血衝突

194
00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:17,418
‪然後你們跑來我家

195
00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:19,709
‪放輕鬆,沒人跟著我

196
00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:22,251
‪要不要告訴他?

197
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:30,168
‪殺了那王八蛋,殺死他
‪咀嚼他的死人眼球

198
00:10:30,168 --> 00:10:31,501
‪我不是禽獸

199
00:10:31,501 --> 00:10:33,751
‪我不吃任何人的眼球

200
00:10:33,751 --> 00:10:35,959
‪-沒有人說話,老兄
‪-天啊

201
00:10:37,709 --> 00:10:38,751
‪我要瘋了

202
00:10:38,751 --> 00:10:42,126
‪提醒一下,殺紅眼探員
‪我很確定他死了

203
00:10:42,126 --> 00:10:43,043
‪天啊

204
00:10:44,418 --> 00:10:46,793
‪你不吃眼球嗎?

205
00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:49,751
‪你這個小賤人
‪天啊,你真是個娘娘腔

206
00:10:50,501 --> 00:10:53,334
‪我不是故意要殺了他,我壓根沒想過

207
00:10:53,334 --> 00:10:55,959
‪他粉碎的腦袋不敢苟同

208
00:10:56,959 --> 00:10:59,751
‪-好像腦隨湯
‪-妳可以出去嗎,西西?

209
00:10:59,751 --> 00:11:01,876
‪順便帶上吸毒過量教授

210
00:11:01,876 --> 00:11:05,293
‪放輕鬆,我們很快就會消失在你面前

211
00:11:05,293 --> 00:11:08,293
‪我已經通知總部
‪TCB撤離小組馬上就到

212
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:11,459
‪馬上個屁,你們得立刻離開這裡

213
00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:13,209
‪我跟普莉希拉剛吃了迷幻藥

214
00:11:13,209 --> 00:11:14,543
‪不會吧

215
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:19,084
‪看看你,跟上潮流、不古板
‪吃危險的迷幻藥

216
00:11:19,084 --> 00:11:21,168
‪我不是為了裝酷才吃的好嗎?

217
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,626
‪小朋友,毒品不酷

218
00:11:24,376 --> 00:11:25,584
‪我在做研究

219
00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,209
‪對,我知道

220
00:11:27,209 --> 00:11:29,251
‪我也是,從國中開始

221
00:11:29,251 --> 00:11:31,584
‪所以你要分我一些還是...

222
00:11:31,584 --> 00:11:32,793
‪我從李瑞那拿的

223
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,626
‪等一下

224
00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:37,834
‪你一直把好東西藏起來,你這混...

225
00:11:38,626 --> 00:11:40,543
‪媽的,我現在很內疚

226
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,168
‪算你運氣好,鄉巴佬

227
00:11:54,751 --> 00:11:57,001
‪一切都還好嗎?

228
00:11:57,001 --> 00:11:59,043
‪我想藥效終於發揮了

229
00:12:03,376 --> 00:12:05,543
‪這絕對是起作用了

230
00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:09,668
‪保羅麥卡尼剛爬出電視

231
00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:12,418
‪我的...

232
00:12:12,418 --> 00:12:14,043
‪-嗨
‪-妳好,親愛的

233
00:12:14,043 --> 00:12:16,668
‪感覺我現在應該要嚇壞了

234
00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:18,793
‪放輕鬆,妳不會有事的

235
00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:20,584
‪我做過好幾百萬次了

236
00:12:20,584 --> 00:12:22,126
‪-真的嗎?
‪-對啊

237
00:12:22,126 --> 00:12:24,834
‪人們聽著披頭四的專輯嗑藥,接著呢

238
00:12:25,418 --> 00:12:26,668
‪我就會出現

239
00:12:26,668 --> 00:12:28,626
‪理想的情況是衣衫整齊

240
00:12:28,626 --> 00:12:29,584
‪等等

241
00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:32,126
‪有人會有你裸露的幻覺?

242
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:35,084
‪他們會叫我做一些事,妳懂我意思吧

243
00:12:35,084 --> 00:12:36,626
‪簡直是恐怖節目

244
00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:40,001
‪你是這趟旅程中唯一的魔幻導遊

245
00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:41,751
‪還是其他團員也會出現?

246
00:12:41,751 --> 00:12:44,959
‪妳知道的,大多數人的幻覺不是我...

247
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:47,293
‪就是約翰...

248
00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:48,918
‪偶爾是喬治

249
00:12:49,918 --> 00:12:51,334
‪林哥沒什麼人氣

250
00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:55,126
‪如果是很爛的毒品
‪披頭四一個都不會出現

251
00:12:55,126 --> 00:12:57,293
‪妳會看到該死的頑童合唱團

252
00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:59,043
‪說到恐怖節目

253
00:12:59,543 --> 00:13:02,126
‪史卡特,你這老不修

254
00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:04,668
‪我也很想你,夥伴

255
00:13:07,584 --> 00:13:09,168
‪我戒掉惡習了

256
00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:11,293
‪戒酒兩年

257
00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:13,959
‪他們甚至在討論要重拍節目

258
00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:16,084
‪可不是嗎?

259
00:13:16,084 --> 00:13:19,168
‪我很希望你能回來

260
00:13:19,168 --> 00:13:21,001
‪老夥伴再次合體

261
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:21,918
‪怎麼樣?

262
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,751
{\an8}‪爛透了

263
00:13:29,751 --> 00:13:31,001
{\an8}‪我懂,兄弟

264
00:13:31,001 --> 00:13:34,001
‪你有沒有覺得自己不被重視?

265
00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:36,043
‪無時無刻都是

266
00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:39,376
‪有時候我覺得
‪當貓王替身是在浪費人生

267
00:13:39,376 --> 00:13:41,126
{\an8}‪你給我閉嘴

268
00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:43,751
‪我看到你在機場豪生飯店駐唱

269
00:13:43,751 --> 00:13:45,168
‪你的歌喉真不可思議

270
00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:47,293
‪別拍我馬屁,你真的這麼認為嗎?

271
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:50,334
‪我不會睜眼說瞎話

272
00:13:50,334 --> 00:13:52,043
‪我很確定你不是瞎子

273
00:13:52,043 --> 00:13:56,168
‪我跟你說,如果我閉上眼睛
‪我可能會以為你是貓王

274
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,293
‪這就是問題所在,沒人閉上眼睛

275
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:01,834
‪也許世界還沒準備好迎接黑人貓王

276
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:03,334
‪我好幾個月沒接到通告

277
00:14:03,334 --> 00:14:05,459
‪拜託,我才不信呢

278
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:07,501
‪相信我,兄弟

279
00:14:07,501 --> 00:14:11,084
‪唯一比我閒的貓王是正統派猶太貓王

280
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,251
‪那是因為他從週五日落後
‪就不能在周末工作

281
00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:15,543
‪對吧,席德?

282
00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:17,959
‪安息日是休息日,我的兄弟

283
00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:20,168
‪說不定會有更多人來

284
00:14:20,168 --> 00:14:22,834
‪或許不會,試著保持樂觀態度

285
00:14:24,209 --> 00:14:26,793
‪好吧,我相信還會有更多人來

286
00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:37,584
‪我好愛這裡的布置

287
00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:40,834
‪有本世紀中葉的現代戰爭氣氛

288
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:41,959
‪你找哪位設計師?

289
00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:51,751
‪好主意,我也不喜歡那張茶几,真醜

290
00:14:51,751 --> 00:14:54,501
‪閉嘴,混蛋!

291
00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:57,793
‪再說一次,怪胎,沒有人說話

292
00:14:57,793 --> 00:15:00,334
‪我不是在跟妳說話,我在跟他說話

293
00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:02,376
‪她看不到我,天才

294
00:15:02,376 --> 00:15:05,751
‪難道你不知道迷幻藥的作用嗎?

295
00:15:06,626 --> 00:15:09,084
‪親愛的,你是怎麼跟蹤我們的?

296
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:12,793
‪跟著你們留在潛水艇的追蹤器

297
00:15:12,793 --> 00:15:14,584
‪謝謝你們

298
00:15:14,584 --> 00:15:15,501
‪別看著我

299
00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:18,126
‪是你把追蹤器留在潛水艇上的,笨蛋

300
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,001
‪這不代表我要妳看著我

301
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:23,418
‪你們根本不知道接下來要大難臨頭了

302
00:15:23,418 --> 00:15:25,084
‪我們人數眾多

303
00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:27,251
‪看來你搞砸了,超級間諜

304
00:15:27,251 --> 00:15:29,126
‪把見不得人的勾當帶回家

305
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:31,251
‪太太一定會生氣

306
00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:33,584
‪換做是我,我會很緊張,不只是因為

307
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,418
‪保羅麥卡尼在你家地下室誘拐她

308
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,918
‪這是所謂的英倫入侵

309
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:40,668
‪另外,你可能想蹲下

310
00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:46,126
‪噢耶,我好漂亮

311
00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:50,626
‪隨著音樂跳舞,混帳東西

312
00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:55,376
‪是啊,歡樂的時光

313
00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:58,209
‪我在漢堡玩過一次,但不是玩扭扭樂

314
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:09,376
‪我真不敢相信
‪我會死在你俗氣的叢林幻想室

315
00:16:09,376 --> 00:16:10,668
‪俗氣?

316
00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:14,668
‪怎麼?妳的叢林室有比較精緻嗎?

317
00:16:14,668 --> 00:16:16,001
‪這就是問題所在

318
00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:18,668
‪沒有人有他媽的叢林室

319
00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:22,084
‪瀑布有點太誇張了,貓王

320
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,418
‪你還是不懂迷幻藥的作用吧?

321
00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:31,709
‪這就是死亡的滋味

322
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,793
‪習慣吧

323
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,209
‪你加入了TCB,寶貝

324
00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:39,126
‪你在死亡方面有美好的未來

325
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:50,084
‪我在幻覺中通常提倡愛與和平

326
00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:53,334
‪但偶爾換換口味,無端的暴力也不錯

327
00:16:54,293 --> 00:16:55,793
‪天啊,我好愛你的口音

328
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:02,334
‪希拉,太不可思議了
‪妳在哪裡學的?

329
00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:04,209
‪我最近在上空手道課

330
00:17:04,209 --> 00:17:07,043
‪如果你更常回家就會知道

331
00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:10,334
‪看來你空手到家,小帥哥

332
00:17:11,293 --> 00:17:12,501
‪有聽懂嗎?

333
00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:14,084
‪“空手到”

334
00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:16,043
‪有人聽得懂諧音哽嗎?

335
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:21,876
‪我要怎麼跟普莉希拉解釋這一切?

336
00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:24,168
‪她嗨翻天了,我不會擔心

337
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,543
‪那就是妳不該吃肉的原因

338
00:17:26,543 --> 00:17:28,876
‪那些可憐的動物

339
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,959
‪我是認真的

340
00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:35,293
‪我家看起來像是該死的戰區

341
00:17:35,293 --> 00:17:36,626
‪TCB有清理小組

342
00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:40,043
‪他們很快就能讓這裡恢復原貌

343
00:17:40,043 --> 00:17:43,876
‪另外,我們可能要先處理那件事

344
00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:46,709
‪你們敢跟來,她就會死

345
00:17:54,459 --> 00:17:56,584
‪介意我佔用這一邊脖子嗎?

346
00:17:56,584 --> 00:17:57,876
‪別纏著我

347
00:17:57,876 --> 00:18:02,126
‪別這樣,這是《連體雙胞胎》的
‪羅西蓋爾和雷米蘭德

348
00:18:02,126 --> 00:18:03,209
‪很棒的電影

349
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:04,251
‪沒看過

350
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,709
‪他媽的經典

351
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:09,459
‪他們把有偏見的白人的頭
‪移植到黑人的身上

352
00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:11,918
‪劇情超精采的

353
00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:13,043
‪我倒是有點懷疑

354
00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:14,459
‪不好意思喔

355
00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:18,376
‪它或許達不到
‪你拍的那部修女爛片的水準

356
00:18:18,376 --> 00:18:19,293
‪但還是很好看

357
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,126
‪(貓王)

358
00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:37,626
‪(禮物與紀念品)

359
00:18:37,626 --> 00:18:40,209
‪我要去找普莉希拉
‪妳去找另外兩個人

360
00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:41,626
‪你無權命令我

361
00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:43,209
‪但這計劃聽起來不錯

362
00:19:32,751 --> 00:19:35,626
‪好,我懂了,牠們超棒的

363
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:41,084
‪聽好了,有群混蛋綁架了普莉希拉

364
00:19:41,084 --> 00:19:45,418
‪誰在後門擋住那個廢物
‪就能得到我的全新凱迪拉克

365
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,793
‪你可以的,兄弟

366
00:19:47,334 --> 00:19:48,501
‪對啊,我可以的

367
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:53,001
‪這是查克貝里先生的歌
‪開始吧,兄弟們

368
00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:58,209
‪好極了,讓黑人替你示範什麼叫唱歌

369
00:19:58,209 --> 00:20:03,334
‪你知道查克貝里
‪是真正的搖滾之王吧?

370
00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:06,959
‪我再三強調要你閉上你的狗嘴

371
00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:15,543
‪-他們有傷害妳嗎?
‪-我沒事,走吧

372
00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:17,751
‪你非得要逞英雄,我懂

373
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,209
‪貓王,那些蠢貨往那邊走

374
00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:27,168
‪謝了,老兄,我愛你的鬢角

375
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:45,376
‪哇靠,你以為你在演《飛車人生》?

376
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:53,334
‪天啊,我知道我一直扯你後腿
‪但剛才真是太屌了

377
00:21:03,876 --> 00:21:05,793
‪殺了他,殺了這個混蛋

378
00:21:07,126 --> 00:21:07,959
‪我不...

379
00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:11,709
‪我不知道...我不知道什麼是真的

380
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,793
‪沒什麼比斷頭更真實了

381
00:21:13,793 --> 00:21:14,918
‪快動手吧

382
00:21:14,918 --> 00:21:16,584
‪我不必殺死他

383
00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:18,584
‪也許他有老婆、小孩...

384
00:21:18,584 --> 00:21:21,126
‪混帳東西,你有老婆、小孩

385
00:21:21,126 --> 00:21:24,168
‪這畜生跑去你家
‪拿槍指著你老婆的頭

386
00:21:24,168 --> 00:21:26,459
‪萬一你的寶貝女兒在家呢?殺了他!

387
00:21:27,084 --> 00:21:29,084
‪另一顆頭說的有道理,親愛的

388
00:21:29,084 --> 00:21:30,584
‪也許你該殺了他

389
00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:32,334
‪通常我會叫你殺了他,老大

390
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,043
‪但我在這集的戲份很少

391
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,543
‪別聽傻小子的話

392
00:21:36,543 --> 00:21:39,459
‪你是殺人機器,你是我的殺人機器

393
00:21:39,459 --> 00:21:40,668
‪不是,可惡,不是!

394
00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:42,084
‪不,我不是

395
00:21:42,084 --> 00:21:44,376
‪我們不必...

396
00:21:44,376 --> 00:21:47,584
‪-我們不必殺了他
‪-不必殺了他

397
00:21:47,584 --> 00:21:49,668
‪高勒特...

398
00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:53,168
‪對,殺了他!

399
00:22:00,918 --> 00:22:02,668
‪可惡,我真奇怪

400
00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:08,834
‪你覺得迷幻藥會持續多久?

401
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:11,168
‪我恨不得馬上結束

402
00:22:11,168 --> 00:22:13,543
‪你看,是史卡特

403
00:22:13,543 --> 00:22:14,834
‪他看起來好可愛

404
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,876
‪什麼?我以為我才可愛

405
00:22:17,876 --> 00:22:20,168
‪媽的,時間不早了,我得走了

406
00:22:20,168 --> 00:22:22,251
‪去傑克尼克遜的迷幻藥之旅要遲到了

407
00:22:24,459 --> 00:22:27,084
‪相信我,黑暗的一面很快就會浮現

408
00:22:31,043 --> 00:22:34,709
‪你知道那隻猴子
‪跟著怪胎牛仔比較好吧?

409
00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:37,543
‪好比我在遇到你之前過得更好,混蛋

410
00:22:38,126 --> 00:22:40,168
‪我剛才看到他們就是這個姿勢

411
00:22:40,168 --> 00:22:43,001
‪他們已經呆坐了將近12個小時

412
00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:44,168
‪天啊!

413
00:22:44,168 --> 00:22:46,126
‪腦袋裡發生了什麼事?

414
00:22:46,126 --> 00:22:49,001
‪看來我錯過了好玩的派對
‪不像我的作風

415
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,668
‪那是最詭異的事

416
00:22:50,668 --> 00:22:52,001
‪你一定要看這個

417
00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:56,918
‪那小子痛扁自己、開槍打爛自己家

418
00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:58,959
‪你到底給了他什麼?

419
00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:01,251
‪我特製的複方

420
00:23:01,251 --> 00:23:05,043
‪有泥土味的高純度迷幻藥
‪帶有橡木與香草香氣

421
00:23:05,043 --> 00:23:07,126
‪其實我很意外他還活著

422
00:23:07,126 --> 00:23:08,043
‪還有嗎?

423
00:23:08,584 --> 00:23:10,626
‪拜託啦,我快無聊死了

424
00:23:10,626 --> 00:23:13,293
‪我知道你有好東西,分我一點嘛

425
00:24:08,043 --> 00:24:11,126
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