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‪霍华德 你给我听好
‪我没问你要给它取什么名字

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‪我坚持给它取名叫“诺查丹玛斯”

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‪我只想知道它通常吃什么
‪该喂它吃什么

4
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‪简单

5
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‪它通常都吃小松鼠和小孩

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‪搞什么...

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‪知道上次切断我跟别人通话的家伙
‪怎么样了吗?

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‪-不知道
‪-可不是吗?永远不会有人知道

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‪工业木刨机太管用了

10
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‪我有话要私下跟你谈谈

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‪至于你 你可以走了

12
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‪你是想说
‪你上次嗑药后自毁私宅的事吗?

13
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‪再问一题
‪你真开小跑车冲破自己家的大门吗?

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‪小跑车?

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‪那辆跑车叫“德·托马索·潘泰拉”

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‪从意大利语翻译过来
‪应该是“中年危机”的意思

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‪有空不妨到我家看看那辆跑车

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‪在那之前
‪有劳你穿过数以千计的粉丝墙

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‪他们天天都在优雅园外搭帐篷

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‪我先前也打算给私宅取名
‪直到我突然想起了一件事

21
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‪我已经不是个小屁孩了

22
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‪被我说中了吧!

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‪真搞笑 你可以走了

24
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‪我把你要的人利里带回来了

25
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‪很好!
‪要我给你一个拥抱以示谢意吗?

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‪多尔 来给埃尔维斯一个拥抱!

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‪什么?真的吗?

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‪废话少说 多尔!

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‪利里提到了一些事 让我想了很久

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‪是吗?

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‪图珀洛计划

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‪“肮脏三明治”

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‪我以为你在跟我玩个新的文字游戏
‪玩家要轮流喊出自创的短句

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‪图珀洛计划

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‪-听过吗?
‪-应该没有

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‪意思是你可能听过

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‪对啊 是句成语
‪我又想到了一句 “好走不送”

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‪听好

39
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‪我相信你有很多事瞒着我

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‪这点我敢肯定

41
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‪我知道你是潜伏跟踪方面的高手

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‪套我律师说的话 这叫“涉嫌跟踪”

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‪帮我盯住埃尔维斯
‪他一有什么发现马上通知我

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‪知道了

45
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‪休想 小哥

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‪看来我注定孤独终老了

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‪你该不会到现在才发现吧?

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‪片名:特务猫王

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{\an8}‪布置得不错嘛 霍华德

50
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{\an8}‪真他妈的不错

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{\an8}‪这个小小空间简直就是艺术品

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{\an8}‪整个数据库都集中在一个小房间里

53
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{\an8}‪介意给我玩玩看吗?

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{\an8}‪不好意思 我和华特还在忙着呢

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{\an8}‪-华特?
‪-天啊 你也太失礼了

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{\an8}‪跟华特·迪士尼打声招呼吧

57
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{\an8}‪-这是他整个人的一部分
‪-什么?

58
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{\an8}‪他是我的好友兼生意伙伴
‪兼谋杀案受害者

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{\an8}‪华特·迪士尼不是被杀害的

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{\an8}‪这话是你说的

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{\an8}‪你知道华特的遗言
‪是“库尔特·拉塞尔”吗?

62
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{\an8}‪你不觉得可疑吗?

63
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{\an8}‪如果我附和你的说法
‪那我可不可以借用电脑一下?

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{\an8}‪按理我不应该让你碰电脑的

65
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{\an8}‪那边华特说没问题

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{\an8}‪天啊 你竟然听得到他说话?

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{\an8}‪还用说吗?

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{\an8}‪如此说来

69
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{\an8}‪一切都说得通了

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{\an8}‪去用吧

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{\an8}‪华特还说了什么?他有没有跟你提到
‪我为他打造的机器人杀手?

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{\an8}‪就是外形仿造
‪美国总统的那批机器人?

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{\an8}‪没想到他的口味如此独特

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‪(TCB主框架 欢迎霍华德
‪图珀洛计划)

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‪(地下第七层)

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{\an8}‪“地下第七层”是什么鬼?

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{\an8}‪不是什么鬼 而是什么地方 听好

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{\an8}‪那是一个极度机密的地区

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{\an8}‪-千万别说出口
‪-到底在哪里?

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{\an8}‪不知道 只有指挥官知道

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{\an8}‪等等 华特有没有说
‪他是怎么被杀害的?

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{\an8}‪他只说...

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{\an8}‪他不是被谋杀的

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{\an8}‪华特果然还是老样子
‪简直是转移焦点的高手

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{\an8}‪看来我只好动手了 对吧 库尔特?

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{\an8}‪(好莱坞)

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{\an8}‪(斯盖特 1号镜头)

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{\an8}‪斯盖特监控摄像头上线了

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‪(斯盖特 2号镜头)

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{\an8}‪这是前视镜头 那是侧视镜头和...

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{\an8}‪那应该是后视镜头

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{\an8}‪后视镜头竟然没坏 算我们倒霉吧

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{\an8}‪斯盖特 听得到吗?

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‪这是小孩都做得到的事
‪只要跟踪目标就对了

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{\an8}‪(游戏结束)

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{\an8}‪搞什么?

97
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{\an8}‪该死的!

98
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{\an8}‪(膨胀的欲望)

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‪来吧!

100
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{\an8}‪我还以为他天天都很忙

101
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{\an8}‪来吧

102
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{\an8}‪来吧

103
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{\an8}‪被我发现了

104
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{\an8}‪贝蒂 我最爱的大姐姐
‪今天过得好吗?

105
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‪奉承你?哪有?胡说八道

106
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‪没错 我需要你帮个大忙

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‪这就是所谓的“厕板洞”吗?

108
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‪看来不是只有机场洗手间
‪才有这种玩意

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‪-你在这里干吗?
‪-别紧张

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‪你在跟踪我吗?

111
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‪如果我觉得你不帅 就不算是跟踪

112
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‪这是套我律师说的话

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‪但他的能力也还好

114
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‪你还没回答我的问题

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‪我没想要跟踪你
‪是指挥官吩咐我跟踪你的

116
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‪可不是吗?

117
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‪这就是我再也不相信你们的原因

118
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‪反应别这么大

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‪我没打算出卖你 好吗?
‪要不要一起去“地下第七层”?

120
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‪去不去与你无关

121
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‪别这样嘛 这些年来我也很想见识
‪“地下第七层”是什么

122
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‪搞不好我可能也会发现

123
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‪-指挥官是不是我的生父
‪-什么?

124
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‪我从小到大都没见过亲生父亲

125
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‪我上次企图色诱指挥官时
‪他的反应特诡异的

126
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‪你说是不是有古怪?

127
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‪别碍着我就行了

128
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‪个人经历告诉我
‪直接目测“厕板洞”不是个好办法

129
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‪天啊 里面还有青筋的纹路

130
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‪难道是量身定做的?

131
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‪你那根可能用得上 试试看吧

132
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‪硫酸可能已经流干了吧?

133
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‪也很有可能是我们玩完了

134
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‪你打算就这样放弃吗?

135
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‪要你去跟踪别人的话 你注定会失败

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‪除非你手上有指挥官的老二...

137
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‪-其实...
‪-什么?

138
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‪指挥官曾经跟马龙·白兰度
‪一起玩三人行

139
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‪你怎么会产生
‪我对这事感兴趣的错觉?

140
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‪听说过“阴茎雕塑家”佩内洛普吗?

141
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‪让我搞清楚一下

142
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‪你是说这个女人
‪以用石膏雕塑名人生殖器而成名?

143
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‪她也很想成为
‪下一个辛蒂娅·埃普拉斯特

144
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‪等等 你是说从事这一行的人
‪不止她一个?

145
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‪如果你所谓的“人”是指“艺术家”
‪那就绝不止她一个

146
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‪这是哪门子的艺术?

147
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‪这可是高端手艺啊

148
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‪要花好几年才学艺成功 好吗?

149
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‪不是每个人都可以随便用石膏
‪捏出一个肉棒雕塑 好吗?

150
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‪真以为是生日派对上的魔术师吗?

151
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‪你到底是去了
‪什么奇怪的生日派对啊?

152
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‪埃尔维斯·普雷斯利 真是稀客啊

153
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‪什么风把你吹来我的工作室?

154
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‪我心想是时候在一个陌生人面前

155
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‪将我勃起的生殖器裹起来做成雕塑了

156
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‪那你绝对来对地方了

157
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‪(工作室)

158
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‪纸糊肉棒雕塑的生意做得如何?

159
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‪先原谅你把我的手艺说得太简单
‪我生意做得不错 多谢关心

160
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‪我等这一刻等好久了

161
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‪那你可能还要多等一阵子

162
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‪因为你要先给我的好兄弟做雕塑

163
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‪什么?

164
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‪你知道有些人的专业
‪就是以身试毒 对吧?

165
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‪这样理解没错
‪只是我的职责是以身试“勃”

166
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‪放心交给我吧

167
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‪我可以从男人的外貌来判断
‪他们老二长什么样子

168
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‪这是我的天赋 不骗你

169
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‪找到了

170
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‪绝对是那个

171
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‪也可能是另一个人的

172
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‪好痛啊 他妈的!

173
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‪-放轻松
‪-里面还顺利吗?

174
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‪起初有点烫 但是...

175
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‪接着感觉就像被温热的棉花糖
‪从胯下往上包裹起来一样

176
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‪老兄 你形容得非常详尽

177
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‪可惜我们要走了

178
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‪等等 万一指挥官在楼下怎么办?

179
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‪这点放心交给贝蒂吧

180
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‪说真的 没想到你会邀请我来做客

181
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‪就你我两个人

182
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‪-你刚说什么来着?
‪-没什么

183
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‪我记得我们上次约会不欢而散

184
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‪你是指你干掉好几个
‪反虐待动物人士那天吗?

185
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‪没错 就是那场约会

186
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‪不如我们放下过去 好吗?

187
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‪“放下过去”正是我的座右铭
‪一字不差

188
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‪介意我去换件更舒适的衣服吗?

189
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‪悉随尊便

190
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‪天啊!

191
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‪我的妈啊 你到底搞什么鬼?

192
00:10:18,959 --> 00:10:21,543
‪我显然是误解了你的意思 真他妈的

193
00:10:29,668 --> 00:10:30,834
‪天啊

194
00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:32,043
‪这到底是什么地方?

195
00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:37,043
‪对啊 他怎么有这么多好东西
‪我却连个专属停车位也没有?

196
00:10:38,626 --> 00:10:41,293
‪-这是...
‪-比奇富豪型飞机

197
00:10:41,293 --> 00:10:43,376
‪跟巴迪·霍利遇难时乘坐的机型一样

198
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,293
‪何止“一样”?简直就是同一架飞机

199
00:10:45,834 --> 00:10:47,043
‪“板球计划”?

200
00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:50,709
‪这是...

201
00:10:51,334 --> 00:10:52,668
‪这是詹姆斯·迪恩的车吗?

202
00:10:53,293 --> 00:10:55,418
‪那是汉克·威廉姆斯死去前
‪乘坐的凯迪拉克跑车

203
00:10:55,418 --> 00:10:56,959
‪他们肯定都是TCB的特工

204
00:10:56,959 --> 00:11:00,209
‪说他们是被杀害的TCB特工
‪更贴切点吧

205
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,751
‪这个浴缸又是怎么回事?

206
00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:06,959
‪天啊 难道这是吉姆·莫里森
‪死时所躺的浴缸吗?

207
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,043
‪应该是吧

208
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,834
‪-该死的!
‪-怎么了?

209
00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:13,043
‪我竟然错过了
‪跟吉姆·莫里森独处的机会!

210
00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:15,293
‪别多想 我没把你的话往心里去

211
00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:18,334
‪只有我觉得
‪这个地方的气氛很诡异吗?

212
00:11:18,334 --> 00:11:19,334
‪确实诡异

213
00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:22,126
‪说到诡异
‪知道谁会对这种地方感兴趣吗?

214
00:11:22,126 --> 00:11:23,168
‪舒服吗?

215
00:11:23,168 --> 00:11:24,709
‪这是什么鬼?

216
00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:26,751
‪你是不是疯了?

217
00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:30,168
‪别装傻了 库尔特·拉塞尔
‪你的演技也没多好

218
00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:32,543
‪你果然是个疯子

219
00:11:32,543 --> 00:11:35,168
‪我们俩都知道
‪你是杀害华特·迪士尼的凶手

220
00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:37,293
‪你就认了吧!

221
00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:38,293
‪恕我做不到

222
00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:41,626
‪因为肺癌不是我发明的

223
00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,543
‪住手 不要啊!

224
00:11:47,418 --> 00:11:48,543
‪这是什么东西?

225
00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:52,251
‪有点像世博会上的总统大厅

226
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:55,126
‪要不要吃点爆米花?
‪角落有一台爆米花机

227
00:11:55,126 --> 00:11:58,959
‪不要 别乱碰东西 好吗?
‪我不知道哪里有陷阱

228
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:02,501
‪谁会在爆米花机里设陷阱啊?
‪话说你认为这个按钮有什么用途?

229
00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:03,543
‪(楚门的红色按钮)

230
00:12:03,543 --> 00:12:05,751
‪专注点 我们还在寻找真相

231
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,584
‪可以说得确切点吗?

232
00:12:07,584 --> 00:12:09,376
‪听说过“图珀洛计划”吗?

233
00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:13,209
‪没有 但换成我是你
‪我会去掀开那边的防水布看看

234
00:12:13,209 --> 00:12:16,459
‪(图珀洛计划)

235
00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:18,584
‪-真要这么做吗?
‪-什么?

236
00:12:18,584 --> 00:12:21,251
‪别说我没告诉你 有时无知是福

237
00:12:21,251 --> 00:12:25,168
‪例如我们不会想知道其实是自己
‪把淋病传染给整个棍网球队

238
00:12:25,168 --> 00:12:26,168
‪我只是做个假设

239
00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:27,584
‪你知道你少了什么吗?

240
00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:30,126
‪如果能加点味美思就再好不过了

241
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,918
‪你的生命中少了耶稣

242
00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:35,918
‪还是别跟我“讲耶稣”好了

243
00:12:36,584 --> 00:12:38,626
‪我更像是个秉持自神论的虚无主义者

244
00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:40,209
‪自神...什么意思?

245
00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:42,668
‪意思是如果世上真有神
‪那个神可能就是我

246
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:44,126
‪但即便如此 我也不在乎

247
00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:49,209
‪看到了吗?
‪这就是你要对上帝敞开心房的原因

248
00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:51,001
‪怎么说?

249
00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:55,418
‪如此一来
‪你就不会在客厅里脱个精光

250
00:12:55,418 --> 00:12:58,793
‪活像个潜入别人家的三流色情片明星

251
00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:01,084
‪《圣经》中没提到
‪耶稣也做过这种事吗?

252
00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:06,751
‪(1968年
‪埃尔维斯·普雷斯利回归秀)

253
00:13:07,543 --> 00:13:08,834
‪那是我第一把吉他

254
00:13:09,418 --> 00:13:11,376
‪这是我以前穿的军服

255
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:15,501
‪这是我在奥弗顿公园谢尔剧院
‪第一次公演的后台照片

256
00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:17,126
‪这简直就是我的一生嘛

257
00:13:17,126 --> 00:13:18,709
‪这些东西怎么会在这里?

258
00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:21,418
‪可不是吗?想也想不通

259
00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:23,126
‪我再去填满一下

260
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,251
‪再来!

261
00:13:35,251 --> 00:13:37,584
‪再来!

262
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:39,334
‪再来!

263
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:44,876
‪你没事吧?

264
00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:46,876
‪怎么?

265
00:13:46,876 --> 00:13:49,459
‪你刚才在自言自语
‪好像陷入幻觉似的

266
00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:51,126
‪天啊 我想起了

267
00:13:51,626 --> 00:13:53,793
‪虽然只想起了一部分 但是...

268
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:56,959
‪这份档案或许可以填补空白的部分

269
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:59,126
‪你们乱碰指挥官的财产

270
00:13:59,126 --> 00:14:00,876
‪启动应对措施

271
00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:03,459
‪还是不知道里面有什么较好
‪不是吗?

272
00:14:09,126 --> 00:14:10,626
‪该死的霍华德

273
00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:19,626
‪你听我说
‪华特·迪士尼不是我杀的 好吗?

274
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,168
‪我跟他压根不熟

275
00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:23,751
‪我们拍摄《欢声满乐园》时
‪他前来探班

276
00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,084
‪他对剧组成员都非常友善

277
00:14:25,084 --> 00:14:27,209
‪还给孩子们派发香烟

278
00:14:28,043 --> 00:14:31,668
‪库尔特 我总觉得我们还在原地打转

279
00:14:31,668 --> 00:14:35,168
‪起码我们都尽力了
‪可以放我走了吗?

280
00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:36,293
‪要么...

281
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:41,834
‪我们把心力放在你要怎么给华特赔罪

282
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:44,501
‪我看我就随机应变好了

283
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:46,834
‪我来好好利用你的身体

284
00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:49,751
‪头部除外

285
00:14:49,751 --> 00:14:51,418
‪你到底在说什么?

286
00:14:51,418 --> 00:14:53,209
‪我是指头部移植手术 你白痴吗?

287
00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:54,793
‪头部移植手术?

288
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:55,918
‪搞什么鬼?

289
00:14:55,918 --> 00:14:57,251
‪想象一下!

290
00:14:57,876 --> 00:15:02,251
‪将华特漂亮的脑袋转移到
‪你还好的身材上

291
00:15:03,543 --> 00:15:04,376
‪天啊!

292
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,168
‪那是什么声音?

293
00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:14,334
‪(地下第七层)

294
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:16,501
‪该死的 我要回办事处一趟

295
00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:20,001
‪别走嘛 不能多待一会儿吗?

296
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,209
‪我也想 可惜不行

297
00:15:21,209 --> 00:15:22,668
‪我说真的 你不能走

298
00:15:22,668 --> 00:15:24,459
‪等等 这到底是什么情况?

299
00:15:24,459 --> 00:15:26,709
‪什么?没什么 我发誓

300
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:28,043
‪我要走了

301
00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:31,626
‪不好意思 我不能让你走

302
00:15:32,459 --> 00:15:33,459
‪真他妈的

303
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:35,709
‪糟糕

304
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:40,626
{\an8}‪你想的跟我想的一样吗?

305
00:15:40,626 --> 00:15:43,001
{\an8}‪不确定 我脑袋里还装着那些爆米花

306
00:15:57,543 --> 00:15:59,001
‪该死的 怎么办?

307
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,584
‪你说那辆车上还有没有汽油?

308
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:03,834
‪还好吗?

309
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,543
‪很好 我玩得非常开心!

310
00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:09,709
‪不会再上当了

311
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,459
‪很好 这些机器人都有不死之身
‪气死我了

312
00:16:13,918 --> 00:16:15,251
‪不要 等一下!

313
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:16,834
‪调转回头!

314
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:19,376
‪不行 当务之急是要想办法逃出去

315
00:16:19,376 --> 00:16:20,459
‪我要那份档案!

316
00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,751
‪难道那份档案比活下来还要重要吗?

317
00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:47,668
‪(楚门的红色按钮)

318
00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:11,709
‪我们差点就死了

319
00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:13,334
‪我们要上哪儿去?

320
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:15,918
‪要不要去喝一杯 放松一下?

321
00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:18,459
‪你的沉默让人很难安心下来

322
00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:23,751
‪你们有没有看到一个
‪脖子上画有一条虚线的年轻男子?

323
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,376
‪我要回去了

324
00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:27,793
‪别他妈的跟着我

325
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:29,959
‪好吧

326
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,293
‪话说这语气“好有礼貌”哦

327
00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,834
‪刚见过了你的机器人同伴

328
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,168
‪乔治!

329
00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:38,876
‪没错 好像死了

330
00:17:38,876 --> 00:17:40,918
‪不是我的错 真的

331
00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:43,793
‪我只是遵照埃尔维斯的吩咐
‪试着把他留下来

332
00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:46,168
‪那你不妨往好的方面去想
‪你的任务圆满成功

333
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:47,584
‪你可以闭嘴吗?

334
00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:50,001
‪别紧张 没事的

335
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:50,959
‪怎么会没事?

336
00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:54,876
‪这就是上帝创造乱葬岗的原因了

337
00:17:56,126 --> 00:17:57,668
‪-电锯都出现了?
‪-没错!

338
00:17:57,668 --> 00:18:00,626
‪如果把尸体切成好几段
‪就能埋进较小的坑里

339
00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:02,918
‪我们以前在牧场里经常这么做

340
00:18:02,918 --> 00:18:04,001
‪当时埋的是乳牛

341
00:18:10,793 --> 00:18:12,668
‪我的妈啊 你们到底想干吗?

342
00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:13,668
‪坐下

343
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:17,584
‪你才坐下!

344
00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:19,376
‪你两个朋友打算...

345
00:18:20,418 --> 00:18:23,251
‪这一枪是要警告我吗?

346
00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:25,751
‪不是

347
00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:27,293
‪真他妈的!

348
00:18:27,293 --> 00:18:29,168
‪这才是警告

349
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:30,626
‪马上给我坐下

350
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:33,626
‪你到底有什么目的?

351
00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:37,334
‪我在地下第七层看到了
‪我专属的纪念墙

352
00:18:37,334 --> 00:18:39,418
‪地下第七层?那是什么地方?

353
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:42,126
‪真他妈的!

354
00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:45,918
‪我懂了 这就是你办事的手法 猫王

355
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:46,834
‪好样的

356
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,168
‪图珀洛计划

357
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,209
‪都说我没听说过了

358
00:18:51,418 --> 00:18:54,126
‪等等 你是指那个图珀洛计划吧

359
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:55,126
‪快说

360
00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:56,293
‪好吧

361
00:18:57,126 --> 00:19:00,709
‪其实我一直都是你的粉丝

362
00:19:01,543 --> 00:19:02,376
‪很多人都这么说

363
00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:04,293
‪不好意思 我并不是欣赏你的音乐

364
00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:05,626
‪而是看上你的影响力

365
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:09,543
‪你呼召观众和海量粉丝的方式
‪让他们如痴如醉

366
00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:12,251
‪吹完我后 麻烦你说重点

367
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,334
‪你就是所谓的“文化现象”

368
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:17,668
‪年轻人
‪你发动了一场令人畏惧的革命

369
00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:20,084
‪让联调局和联调局局长埃德加·胡佛
‪陷入恐慌

370
00:19:20,084 --> 00:19:22,043
‪-什么?
‪-真的

371
00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:25,293
‪他们将你视为威胁
‪我则将你视为机会

372
00:19:25,293 --> 00:19:27,418
‪-什么机会?
‪-你听了一定会很高兴

373
00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:28,751
‪不一定

374
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,126
‪我看到了将摇滚音乐化为武器的机会

375
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,584
‪-你说什么?
‪-想象一下

376
00:19:33,126 --> 00:19:37,168
‪如果有一部能复制猫王影响力的仪器
‪那该有多好啊

377
00:19:37,168 --> 00:19:39,709
{\an8}‪只是要研发这种仪器
‪我们不能没有你

378
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,668
{\an8}‪于是我安排你应召入伍

379
00:19:41,668 --> 00:19:42,709
‪是你?

380
00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:47,126
‪我的人生到底被你操控多久了?

381
00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:48,334
‪我们要对你进行研究

382
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:51,126
‪看你对什么东西产生反应
‪于是邀请利里加入实验

383
00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:52,793
‪-该死的
‪-真的

384
00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:55,168
‪你给你体内注入了各种迷幻药物

385
00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:57,584
‪说真的 我完全不想知道是什么药

386
00:19:57,584 --> 00:19:59,793
‪这些事我怎么都没有记忆呢?

387
00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:02,918
‪可能是因为我们给你的大脑
‪做了一项实验性的手术吧

388
00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:06,418
‪也可能是利里在你眼睛里
‪注射的失忆药奏效了

389
00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:07,418
‪很难说是什么原因

390
00:20:07,418 --> 00:20:11,168
‪什么?你们潜入我的意识里?

391
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,834
‪这是必要的步骤

392
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:15,209
‪这是科学 科学规律不是我定的

393
00:20:15,209 --> 00:20:18,584
‪但好消息是武器原型做好了

394
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,459
‪所以我们要好好测试这部仪器

395
00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:24,501
‪首先要将你的基因注入仪器中

396
00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:27,959
‪如果埃尔维斯
‪能让观众陷入如痴如醉的状态

397
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,501
‪你说这种力量还有什么用途?

398
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:32,334
‪能不能也让人拳打脚踢起来?

399
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,668
‪甚至让人动手杀人?

400
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,626
‪结果是可以的 可是...

401
00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:38,543
‪可是什么?

402
00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:40,251
‪可是这股力量不受我们控制

403
00:20:40,251 --> 00:20:42,918
‪足以让人变成野兽 变成杀人狂

404
00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:44,334
‪这可不是好事

405
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,126
‪你这个狗杂种

406
00:20:46,126 --> 00:20:48,084
‪于是我们逼不得已下关闭这项实验

407
00:20:48,084 --> 00:20:50,043
‪但你现在也好多了 不是吗?

408
00:20:50,543 --> 00:20:51,959
‪怎么样?可以原谅我了吧?

409
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:55,209
‪好在我已经把
‪你那个诡异的“地下第七层”给摧毁了

410
00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:58,001
‪你知道更令我开心的是什么吗?

411
00:20:58,001 --> 00:21:00,001
‪我对你开了两枪

412
00:21:00,001 --> 00:21:03,168
‪得了吧 真正的好东西
‪是在地下第八层

413
00:21:03,168 --> 00:21:06,918
‪地下第七层只是个掩饰
‪以防有人偷了我的生殖器模型

414
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:10,626
‪听好
‪我对你的大脑做了很可怕的实验

415
00:21:10,626 --> 00:21:12,126
‪你也对我开了好几枪

416
00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:13,918
‪我想说的是 不如意事常八九

417
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,293
‪往事都不重要了

418
00:21:15,293 --> 00:21:17,084
‪毕竟你已经加入TCB了

419
00:21:17,584 --> 00:21:19,209
‪这些年以来 我都在追踪着你

420
00:21:19,209 --> 00:21:22,626
‪那场1968年回归秀
‪让你再次登上世界巅峰

421
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:24,001
‪那一刻 我知道时机成熟了

422
00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:27,459
‪是时候让埃尔维斯·普雷斯利
‪成为“猫王特工”

423
00:21:27,459 --> 00:21:28,918
‪成为我最伟大的胜利!

424
00:21:29,668 --> 00:21:31,751
‪你真要浪费这个大好机会?

425
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:34,209
‪好吧 还以为这说法你较愿意接受

426
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,334
‪埃尔维斯 看着我

427
00:21:36,334 --> 00:21:38,001
‪杀了他解决不了问题

428
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:39,584
‪这样搞不好解决得了

429
00:21:43,626 --> 00:21:44,584
‪天啊!

430
00:21:44,584 --> 00:21:46,251
‪天啊 好漂亮的出场

431
00:21:46,251 --> 00:21:47,459
‪在选边站吗?

432
00:21:47,459 --> 00:21:50,209
‪听好 我知道他有时
‪是个彻头彻尾的人渣

433
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:51,793
‪我在听呢

434
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:53,043
‪...但你不能杀了他

435
00:21:53,043 --> 00:21:54,793
‪TCB是我唯一的家

436
00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:56,876
‪很可悲的事实 你也见过她妈了吧?

437
00:21:56,876 --> 00:21:59,751
‪人渣 你给我听好
‪我加入你的秘密特工组织

438
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:01,626
‪是因为我以为可以做好事

439
00:22:01,626 --> 00:22:04,709
‪改变世界 或是让明天变得更好一点

440
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:07,043
‪是吗?说得真好听 感觉好点了吗?

441
00:22:07,043 --> 00:22:11,709
‪你利用我来打造
‪某种骇人的摇滚乐武器

442
00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:14,584
‪所以我并没有因此变得好受点

443
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,834
‪但这样或许能让我好受点

444
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:35,834
‪我不干了

445
00:22:36,334 --> 00:22:38,626
‪马上滚出我家门

446
00:23:31,459 --> 00:23:34,626
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