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‪霍華,我問的不是取什麼名字

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‪取“犀牛查丹瑪斯”很棒啊

3
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‪我要知道牠吃什麼、要餵什麼

4
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‪這還不簡單

5
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‪主要是松鼠和小孩

6
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‪嘿,搞...

7
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‪你知道上一個打擾我講電話的人
‪怎麼了嗎?

8
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‪-不
‪-沒錯,沒有人知道

9
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‪工業木材碎木機在那方面很實用

10
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‪你和我需要談談

11
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‪你們可以先走了

12
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‪這是因為你嗑了迷幻藥
‪毀了自己的家嗎?好個傑作!

13
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‪我問你喔
‪你真的開小跑車撞你家大門嗎?

14
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‪小跑車?

15
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‪它叫做德托馬索黑豹

16
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‪那一定是義大利文的
‪“提前進入中年危機”

17
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‪你有空應該過來看看

18
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‪你得穿過數千名粉絲

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‪他們每天在雅園前面露營

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‪我有次差點替我家取名,結果我想到

21
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‪我不是小屁孩

22
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‪嗆得好!

23
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‪很好玩,你可以走了

24
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‪我幫你把李瑞找回來

25
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‪太好了!要來個感激的擁抱嗎?

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‪嘿,多爾!過來抱貓王!

27
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‪什麼?真的嗎?

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‪給我閉嘴,多爾

29
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‪李瑞提到某件事,勾起我的回憶

30
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‪是喔

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‪圖珀洛計劃

32
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‪“骯髒三明治”

33
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‪我們不是在玩隨便喊字的新遊戲嗎?

34
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‪圖珀洛計劃

35
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‪-你有聽過嗎?
‪-天機不可洩露

36
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‪不代表你沒聽過

37
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‪這是俗話,再來一句,慢走不送

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‪聽好了

39
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‪我想你有很多事沒告訴我

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‪你給我記住

41
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‪-留下來一下
‪-什麼事?

42
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‪妳擅長悄悄跟蹤別人

43
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‪我的律師說是被指控跟蹤

44
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‪幫我盯著貓王,他要是亂來就通知我

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‪好的

46
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‪想得美,小子

47
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‪我絕對會孤獨終老

48
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‪你現在才想通?

49
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‪特務貓王

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{\an8}‪裝備不錯嘛,霍華

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{\an8}‪“不錯”不足以形容

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{\an8}‪這個小寶貝是頂尖科技

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{\an8}‪光一個房間就能容納所有資料庫

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{\an8}‪我可以試試看嗎?

55
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{\an8}‪抱歉,我跟華特有點忙

56
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{\an8}‪-華特?
‪-等等,我真失禮

57
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{\an8}‪跟華特迪士尼打聲招呼

58
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{\an8}‪-他的一部分
‪-搞屁啊?

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{\an8}‪他是我最好的朋友
‪生意夥伴兼謀殺被害人

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{\an8}‪華特迪士尼沒被謀殺

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{\an8}‪那是你說的

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{\an8}‪你知道華特臨死前說了
‪“寇特羅素”這個名字嗎?

63
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{\an8}‪你不覺得很可疑嗎?

64
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{\an8}‪如果我認同的話
‪電腦可以借我用嗎?

65
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{\an8}‪我不應該讓你用電腦

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{\an8}‪華特說沒關係

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{\an8}‪哇!你聽得到他說話?

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{\an8}‪不行嗎?

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{\an8}‪其實那對我來說很合理

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{\an8}‪去吧

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{\an8}‪華特還說了什麼?
‪有沒有提到我替他打造的刺客機器人

72
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{\an8}‪以美國歷屆總統為原型?

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{\an8}‪結果他想要更乏味的造型

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‪(TCB主機,歡迎霍華
‪圖珀洛計劃)

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‪(地下七樓)

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{\an8}‪地下七樓是什麼?

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{\an8}‪不問什麼,要問在哪裡?噓...

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{\an8}‪那是超級禁區

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{\an8}‪-別大聲嚷嚷
‪-在哪裡?

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{\an8}‪不知道,只有指揮官知道

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{\an8}‪等等,華特有說到他的謀殺嗎?

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{\an8}‪只說了...

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{\an8}‪他並沒有被謀殺

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{\an8}‪華特又來這招,誤導之王

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{\an8}‪看來由我作主,對吧,寇特?

86
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{\an8}‪(好萊塢)

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{\an8}‪(史卡特影像)

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{\an8}‪史卡特攝影機啟動

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{\an8}‪我們拍得到正面、側面...

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{\an8}‪那應該是要拍後面

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{\an8}‪不幸的是,攝影機開了

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{\an8}‪史卡特,聽得到嗎?

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‪這是幼幼等級的簡單跟蹤任務

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{\an8}‪(遊戲結束)

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{\an8}‪幫幫忙

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{\an8}‪幫幫忙

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{\an8}‪(《膨脹的慾望》)

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‪幫幫忙

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{\an8}‪我老是以為他的日子比這更忙

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{\an8}‪幫幫忙

101
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{\an8}‪幫幫忙

102
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{\an8}‪抓到了

103
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{\an8}‪柏蒂,我最愛的人今天過得怎麼樣?

104
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‪拍妳馬屁?拜託,胡說什麼

105
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‪對啊,我要請妳幫一個大忙

106
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‪那是尋歡洞嗎?

107
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‪看來那不只會出現在好玩的機場廁所

108
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‪-妳在這裡做什麼?
‪-別激動

109
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‪難道妳在跟蹤我?

110
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‪如果我不覺得你很帥,那就不叫跟蹤

111
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‪我的律師說的

112
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‪我覺得他不是個好律師

113
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‪妳還沒回答我的問題

114
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‪那不是我的主意,是指揮官要我做的

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‪妳說到重點了

116
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‪這就是我不再相信你們的原因

117
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‪你可不可以不要那麼誇張?

118
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‪我不會出賣你,好嗎?
‪我們去地下七樓如何?

119
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‪這與妳無關

120
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‪幫幫忙,我一直很想看地下七樓

121
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‪更何況我可能會發現

122
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‪-指揮官是我爸的證據
‪-什麼?

123
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‪我從小到大都沒見過我的生父

124
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‪我色誘指揮官的時候,他超不自在的

125
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‪你自己想想看

126
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‪別擋我路就好

127
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‪根據個人經驗

128
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‪直視尋歡洞是個很糟的主意

129
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‪天啊,裡頭還刻了血管

130
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‪量身訂做的洞?

131
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‪好吧,你的可能有用,試試看

132
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‪搞不好鹽酸用完了?

133
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‪比較像是我們完蛋了

134
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‪你這就要放棄?這麼快?

135
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‪哇,你會是個爛跟蹤狂

136
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‪除非有那傢伙的陽具複製品...

137
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‪-其實...
‪-怎樣?

138
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‪指揮官曾經跟馬龍白蘭度玩三人行

139
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‪妳怎麼會覺得我想知道?

140
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‪你有聽過老二模型師潘妮洛普嗎?

141
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‪讓我搞清楚

142
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‪這個女人四處奔波

143
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‪做名人下體的石膏模型?

144
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‪先不說別的
‪她視老二模型師辛西亞為偶像

145
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‪等一下,妳是說這些人不只一個?

146
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‪如果“人”是指藝術家,那是的

147
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‪不知道這算不算藝術

148
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‪這是真本事

149
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‪要花好幾年才能學會,好嗎?

150
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‪沒有人能憑空做出逼真的雞巴模型

151
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‪又不是生日派對魔術師

152
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‪妳到底參加過什麼奇怪的生日派對?

153
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‪大名鼎鼎的貓王艾維斯普雷斯利

154
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‪你怎麼會來我的工作室?

155
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‪我想是時候

156
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‪在陌生人面前用石膏包覆勃起的陰莖

157
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‪那你就來對地方了

158
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‪(工作室)

159
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‪那麼...

160
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‪紙漿老二生意做得怎麼樣?

161
00:08:07,584 --> 00:08:11,543
‪雖然這麼說很瞧不起人
‪但生意還不錯,謝謝關心

162
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‪我等這一刻很久了

163
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‪親愛的,妳得再等一會兒

164
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‪因為我兄弟要先上

165
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‪什麼?

166
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‪妳知道有人會先試吃食物看有沒有毒

167
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‪基本上就像那樣,但這是勃起

168
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‪別擔心,我可以的

169
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‪我只要看著男人
‪就能知道他的陰莖長得怎麼樣

170
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‪是真的,相信我

171
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‪在那裡

172
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‪肯定是那個

173
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‪對啦,也可能是那個

174
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‪痛啊!可惡!

175
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‪-放輕鬆
‪-進行得怎麼樣?

176
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‪一開始有點熱,但...

177
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‪接著就像溫熱的棉花糖

178
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‪試圖包住整個跨下

179
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‪你形容得真好,兄弟

180
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‪但我們得走了

181
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‪等等,萬一指揮官在那裡呢?

182
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‪柏蒂搞定了

183
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‪老實說,我很驚訝妳邀請我來

184
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‪你和我都是

185
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‪-抱歉,妳說什麼?
‪-沒事

186
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‪我是說,有鑑於上次約會的結果

187
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‪你是指你殺死
‪一群動物權利倡導者那天?

188
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‪對,就是那個

189
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‪你知道嗎?過去的就讓它過去吧

190
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‪那是我的座右銘,一字不差

191
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‪介意我換上舒服一點的衣服嗎?

192
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‪請便

193
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‪天啊!

194
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‪我的老天爺!你在做什麼?

195
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‪顯然是搞不清楚狀況,他媽的

196
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‪哇

197
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‪這是什麼地方?

198
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‪對啊,為什麼他有這些玩意兒
‪而我連專屬停車位都沒有?

199
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‪-那是...
‪-比奇飛機

200
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‪跟害死巴迪霍利的那架一樣

201
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,293
‪不只是一樣

202
00:10:45,834 --> 00:10:47,043
‪“蟋蟀計畫”?

203
00:10:49,876 --> 00:10:50,793
‪那該不會是...

204
00:10:51,334 --> 00:10:52,668
‪詹姆斯狄恩的車?

205
00:10:53,376 --> 00:10:56,793
‪-漢克威廉斯在那輛凱迪拉克過世
‪-一定都是TCB的探員

206
00:10:56,793 --> 00:11:00,209
‪看來更像是被TCB殺死的探員

207
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,751
‪好吧,浴缸是怎麼回事?

208
00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:06,959
‪哇靠!吉姆莫里森死在那裡嗎?

209
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,043
‪看來是的

210
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,834
‪-可惡
‪-怎麼了?

211
00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:13,043
‪我差點可以跟吉姆莫里森交朋友?

212
00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:15,459
‪免得妳好奇,我沒有被冒犯

213
00:11:15,459 --> 00:11:18,334
‪只有我這麼覺得,還是這裡超詭異?

214
00:11:18,334 --> 00:11:19,334
‪確實很詭異

215
00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:22,126
‪說到這,你知道誰會喜歡這裡嗎?

216
00:11:22,126 --> 00:11:23,168
‪舒服嗎?

217
00:11:23,168 --> 00:11:24,709
‪這是什麼?

218
00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:26,751
‪你瘋了嗎?

219
00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:30,168
‪別裝傻,寇特羅素,你不是個好演員

220
00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:32,543
‪所以你瘋了

221
00:11:32,543 --> 00:11:35,168
‪我們都知道你殺了華特迪士尼

222
00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:37,293
‪現在你只要承認就行了

223
00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:38,293
‪我做不到

224
00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:41,626
‪但那是因為肺癌不是我發明的

225
00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,543
‪不要啊!

226
00:11:47,418 --> 00:11:48,543
‪這是什麼?

227
00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:52,251
‪有點像世博會的總統展示廳

228
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:55,126
‪要吃爆米花嗎?角落有台機器

229
00:11:55,126 --> 00:11:58,959
‪不,別亂碰東西了,好嗎?
‪我們不知道什麼是陷阱

230
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:02,501
‪誰會在爆米花機設陷阱?
‪你覺得這個按鈕有什麼用?

231
00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:03,543
‪(杜魯門紅按鈕)

232
00:12:03,543 --> 00:12:05,751
‪嘿,專心,我們在找答案

233
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,584
‪可以更具體一點嗎?

234
00:12:07,584 --> 00:12:09,376
‪圖珀洛計劃,聽過嗎?

235
00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:13,209
‪沒聽過,但我要是你
‪就會去看那古怪的帆布

236
00:12:13,209 --> 00:12:16,459
‪(圖珀洛計劃即將亮相)

237
00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:18,584
‪-你確定要這麼做?
‪-什麼?

238
00:12:18,584 --> 00:12:21,251
‪我只是說,有時候無知就是幸福

239
00:12:21,251 --> 00:12:25,168
‪就像在不知情的情況下
‪將皰疹傳給整個長曲棍球隊

240
00:12:25,168 --> 00:12:26,168
‪打個比方而已

241
00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:27,584
‪你知道你需要什麼嗎?

242
00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:30,126
‪麻煩來點苦艾酒

243
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,918
‪你的人生需要更信仰耶穌

244
00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:35,918
‪耶穌就先不用了

245
00:12:36,584 --> 00:12:38,626
‪我比較像信仰自我的虛無主義者

246
00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:40,209
‪信仰什麼?

247
00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:42,668
‪意思是如果有上帝,大概就是我

248
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:44,126
‪我還是不在乎

249
00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:49,209
‪看到了嗎?正是因為這樣
‪你才需要向上帝敞開心胸

250
00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:51,001
‪為什麼?

251
00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:55,418
‪或許你就不會在我家客廳脫得精光

252
00:12:55,418 --> 00:12:58,793
‪像拍低級三級片那樣闖入別人家

253
00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:01,084
‪聖經哪裡有說耶穌沒這麼做?

254
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,751
‪(貓王秀)

255
00:13:07,543 --> 00:13:08,834
‪那是我的第一把吉他

256
00:13:09,418 --> 00:13:11,376
‪還有我以前的軍服

257
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:15,501
‪那是我的第一場演唱會
‪在歐弗頓公園舞台後台拍的

258
00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:17,126
‪這是我的一生

259
00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:18,709
‪這是怎麼回事?

260
00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:21,418
‪對啊,真令人費解

261
00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:23,126
‪我要續杯

262
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,251
‪再來!

263
00:13:35,251 --> 00:13:37,584
‪再來!

264
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:39,334
‪再來!

265
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:44,876
‪你還好嗎?

266
00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:46,876
‪什麼?

267
00:13:46,876 --> 00:13:49,459
‪你在喃喃自語,有點精神恍惚

268
00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:51,126
‪天啊,我想起來了

269
00:13:51,626 --> 00:13:53,793
‪我不是說全部,但...

270
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:56,959
‪我猜這份文件能給你更多線索

271
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:59,126
‪妳亂動指揮官的東西

272
00:13:59,126 --> 00:14:00,876
‪動用反制措施

273
00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:03,459
‪好吧,忽視那東西如何?

274
00:14:09,126 --> 00:14:10,626
‪該死的霍華

275
00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:19,626
‪嘿,聽我說
‪我沒殺死華特迪士尼,好嗎?

276
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,168
‪我幾乎不認識他

277
00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:24,001
‪拍攝《歡聲滿栗園》時,他來過一次

278
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:25,084
‪他人很好

279
00:14:25,084 --> 00:14:27,209
‪我是說,他發香菸給所有的孩子

280
00:14:28,043 --> 00:14:31,668
‪寇特,你知道嗎?
‪我們似乎一直在鬼打牆

281
00:14:31,668 --> 00:14:35,168
‪重要的是我們盡力了
‪我可以走了嗎?

282
00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:36,293
‪或者...

283
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:41,834
‪也許我們應該專注在
‪你要怎麼為背叛華特付出代價

284
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:44,501
‪或許吧,我只是在即興發揮

285
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:46,834
‪拿你的身體當小白鼠

286
00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:49,751
‪除了頭部以外

287
00:14:49,751 --> 00:14:51,418
‪你到底在說什麼?

288
00:14:51,418 --> 00:14:53,209
‪換頭手術,傻瓜

289
00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:54,793
‪換頭手術?

290
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:55,918
‪搞屁啊?

291
00:14:55,918 --> 00:14:57,251
‪想像一下

292
00:14:57,876 --> 00:15:02,251
‪華特漂亮的腦袋
‪裝在你不怎麼樣的身體上

293
00:15:03,543 --> 00:15:04,376
‪天啊!

294
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,168
‪那是什麼?

295
00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:14,334
‪(地下七樓)

296
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:16,501
‪媽的,我得回辦公室了

297
00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:20,001
‪別這樣,你不能再待久一點嗎?

298
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,209
‪我也想,但不行

299
00:15:21,209 --> 00:15:22,668
‪說真的,你不能走

300
00:15:22,668 --> 00:15:24,459
‪等等,這是怎麼回事?

301
00:15:24,459 --> 00:15:26,709
‪什麼?沒什麼,我發誓

302
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:28,043
‪我要走了

303
00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:31,626
‪對不起,但我不能讓你離開

304
00:15:32,459 --> 00:15:33,459
‪我慘了

305
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:35,709
‪糟糕

306
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:40,626
‪妳想的跟我一樣嗎?

307
00:15:40,626 --> 00:15:43,001
‪應該不是,我還在想爆米花

308
00:15:57,543 --> 00:15:59,001
‪媽的!又怎麼了?

309
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,584
‪那輛車該不會還有油吧?

310
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:03,834
‪怎麼樣?

311
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,543
‪很好!我玩得很開心!

312
00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:09,709
‪這次不會上當了

313
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,459
‪太好了,所以他們刀槍不入又煩人

314
00:16:13,918 --> 00:16:15,251
‪不,等等!

315
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:16,834
‪我們必須回去

316
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:19,376
‪不,我們得想辦法離開這裡

317
00:16:19,376 --> 00:16:20,459
‪我需要那份文件

318
00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,751
‪有比活下去還要緊嗎?

319
00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:47,668
‪(杜魯門紅按鈕)

320
00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:11,709
‪真是有驚無險

321
00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:13,334
‪我們要去哪裡?

322
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:15,918
‪也許去喝一杯,忘掉這回事?

323
00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:18,459
‪好,這不是令人安心的沉默

324
00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:23,751
‪你們有沒有看過
‪脖子上畫著虛線年輕人?

325
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,376
‪我要回家

326
00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:27,793
‪別跟著我

327
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:29,959
‪好吧

328
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,293
‪語氣真和善

329
00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,834
‪我見了你的有趣機器人朋友

330
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,168
‪喬治!

331
00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:38,876
‪對,他掛了

332
00:17:38,876 --> 00:17:40,918
‪那不是我的錯,我發誓

333
00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:43,793
‪我只是照貓王說的把他留在這裡

334
00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:46,168
‪往好處想,妳完成任務了

335
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:47,584
‪你能閉嘴嗎?

336
00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:50,001
‪放輕鬆,不會有事的

337
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:50,959
‪怎麼說?

338
00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:54,876
‪這就是上帝發明無名墳墓的原因

339
00:17:56,126 --> 00:17:57,668
‪-電鋸?
‪-不然呢?

340
00:17:57,668 --> 00:18:00,626
‪如果把屍體剁碎,就能塞進更小的洞

341
00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:02,918
‪我們以前常在農場這麼做...

342
00:18:02,918 --> 00:18:04,001
‪大多是切牛

343
00:18:10,793 --> 00:18:12,668
‪他媽的!你們在幹嘛?

344
00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:13,668
‪坐下

345
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:17,584
‪你才要坐下!

346
00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:19,376
‪你朋友正要...

347
00:18:20,418 --> 00:18:23,251
‪你開這槍是要警告我嗎?

348
00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:25,751
‪不是

349
00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:27,293
‪他媽的!

350
00:18:27,293 --> 00:18:29,168
‪那才是警告

351
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:30,626
‪現在坐下

352
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:33,626
‪你到底想怎樣?

353
00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:37,334
‪我在地下七樓看到我的小神壇

354
00:18:37,334 --> 00:18:39,418
‪地下七樓?那是什麼?

355
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:42,126
‪可惡

356
00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:45,918
‪沒錯,貓王,出任務就是要這樣

357
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:46,834
‪做得好

358
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,168
‪圖珀洛計劃

359
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,209
‪我告訴過你,我從沒聽過

360
00:18:51,418 --> 00:18:54,126
‪等等,你是說那個圖珀洛計劃啊

361
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:55,126
‪從實招來

362
00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:56,293
‪好吧

363
00:18:57,126 --> 00:19:00,709
‪我長久以來是你的粉絲

364
00:19:01,543 --> 00:19:02,376
‪常有人這麼說

365
00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:04,293
‪不是你的音樂,抱歉

366
00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:05,626
‪而是你的力量

367
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:09,543
‪你控制觀眾和廣大粉絲的方式很催眠

368
00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:12,251
‪等你拍完馬屁,能說重點嗎?

369
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,334
‪你本身就是文化現象

370
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:17,668
‪你引發了一場革命,小子
‪這讓人害怕

371
00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:20,084
‪你讓胡佛和聯邦調查局膽戰心驚

372
00:19:20,084 --> 00:19:22,043
‪-什麼?
‪-是的

373
00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:25,293
‪他們認為是威脅,我卻認為是機會

374
00:19:25,293 --> 00:19:27,418
‪-什麼機會?
‪-你一定會喜歡的

375
00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:28,751
‪我可不這麼認為

376
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,126
‪將搖滾樂化為武器的機會

377
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,584
‪-什麼?
‪-想像一下

378
00:19:33,126 --> 00:19:37,168
‪能複製你控制觀眾力量的裝置

379
00:19:37,168 --> 00:19:39,709
{\an8}‪要做到這點,首先,我們需要你

380
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,668
{\an8}‪於是我讓你參軍

381
00:19:41,668 --> 00:19:42,709
‪那是你?

382
00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:47,126
‪你到底毀了我人生多久?

383
00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:48,334
‪我們得研究你

384
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:51,126
‪研究你的運作機制
‪因此我們找來李瑞

385
00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:52,793
‪-媽的
‪-對了

386
00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:55,168
‪他替你灌下各種迷幻藥

387
00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:57,584
‪老實說,我壓根不想知道

388
00:19:57,584 --> 00:19:59,793
‪我怎麼會記不得這些?

389
00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:02,918
‪大概是探索性腦部手術

390
00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:06,418
‪或是李瑞注進你眼球的消除記憶藥物

391
00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:07,418
‪很難說

392
00:20:07,418 --> 00:20:11,168
‪搞什麼鬼?你們居然潛入我腦袋?

393
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,834
‪嘿,我們必須這麼做

394
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:15,209
‪那是科學,規矩不是我定的

395
00:20:15,209 --> 00:20:18,584
‪但好消息是,我們終於做出原型

396
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,459
‪準備測試我的理論

397
00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:24,501
‪將你的精髓和你的基因放進裝置裡

398
00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:28,126
‪假如貓王能讓觀眾不可自拔地迷戀他

399
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,501
‪他還能做什麼?

400
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:32,334
‪會不會讓人出拳?或用腳踢?

401
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,668
‪或是殺人?

402
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,626
‪我們成功了,可是...

403
00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:38,543
‪可是什麼?

404
00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:40,251
‪可是我們無法控制它

405
00:20:40,251 --> 00:20:42,918
‪它會把你變成禽獸、殺人狂

406
00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:44,334
‪不是什麼好事

407
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,126
‪你這個混蛋

408
00:20:46,126 --> 00:20:48,084
‪所以我們必須停止研究

409
00:20:48,084 --> 00:20:50,043
‪但你現在好多了,對吧?

410
00:20:50,668 --> 00:20:51,959
‪那就既往不咎囉?

411
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:55,209
‪我很慶幸我毀了那變態的地下七樓

412
00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:58,001
‪你知道讓我更高興的是什麼嗎?

413
00:20:58,001 --> 00:21:00,001
‪我對你開了兩次槍

414
00:21:00,001 --> 00:21:03,168
‪拜託,真正的機密在地下八樓

415
00:21:03,168 --> 00:21:06,918
‪地下七樓只是個誘餌
‪以防有人偷了我的陰莖模型

416
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:10,626
‪我對你的大腦做了可怕的實驗

417
00:21:10,626 --> 00:21:12,126
‪你對我開了幾槍

418
00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:13,918
‪重點是,這都是過去式

419
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,293
‪已經不重要了

420
00:21:15,293 --> 00:21:17,084
‪因為你現在是TCB的一員

421
00:21:17,584 --> 00:21:19,209
‪我監視你好幾年了

422
00:21:19,209 --> 00:21:22,626
‪你在1968年拍的復出特輯
‪讓你登上世界巔峰

423
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:24,001
‪我知道時候到了

424
00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:27,459
‪是時候讓艾維斯普里斯萊
‪成為特務貓王了

425
00:21:27,459 --> 00:21:28,918
‪我最大的勝利

426
00:21:29,668 --> 00:21:31,751
‪你真的想拋下這一切嗎?

427
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:34,209
‪好吧,我以為我很有說服力

428
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,334
‪貓王,看著我

429
00:21:36,334 --> 00:21:38,001
‪那麼做解決不了問題

430
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:39,584
‪這麼做可能會

431
00:21:43,626 --> 00:21:44,584
‪哇!

432
00:21:44,584 --> 00:21:46,251
‪哇,帥氣出場

433
00:21:46,251 --> 00:21:47,459
‪選邊站啊?

434
00:21:47,459 --> 00:21:50,209
‪聽著,我知道他有時是討人厭的混帳

435
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:51,793
‪我還在這耶

436
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:53,043
‪但你不能殺了他

437
00:21:53,043 --> 00:21:54,793
‪TCB是我唯一的家人

438
00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:56,876
‪可悲的事實,你見過她媽吧?

439
00:21:56,876 --> 00:21:59,751
‪聽好,混帳
‪我忍受你的秘密特務狗屁

440
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:01,626
‪是因為我以為能做些好事

441
00:22:01,626 --> 00:22:04,709
‪也許能有所作為
‪也許讓未來更好一點

442
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:07,043
‪耶,說得好,心情有沒有好多了?

443
00:22:07,043 --> 00:22:08,251
‪你利用了我

444
00:22:08,251 --> 00:22:11,709
‪你利用我創造出搖滾恐怖武器

445
00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:14,584
‪不,我不覺得好多了

446
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:16,834
‪但這也許能幫上忙

447
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:35,834
‪我不幹了

448
00:22:36,334 --> 00:22:38,626
‪你們給我滾出我家

449
00:23:31,459 --> 00:23:34,626
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