1 00:00:01,227 --> 00:00:03,727 (light music) 2 00:00:11,276 --> 00:00:16,276 ♪ I've waited all day for tonight ♪ 3 00:00:20,064 --> 00:00:25,064 ♪ I'm watching the door waiting for your outline ♪ 4 00:00:28,556 --> 00:00:30,516 ♪ And when you show up, your face ♪ 5 00:00:30,516 --> 00:00:31,692 ♪ Flickers like a cinema ♪ 6 00:00:31,692 --> 00:00:32,716 ♪ Playing all the cards ♪ 7 00:00:32,716 --> 00:00:37,705 ♪ I was hoping to give you ♪ 8 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,400 ♪ And I got all dressed up ♪ 9 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,564 ♪ To go nowhere ♪ 10 00:00:40,564 --> 00:00:41,984 ♪ And I wanna spend the evening ♪ 11 00:00:41,984 --> 00:00:46,984 ♪ With you there ♪ 12 00:00:47,111 --> 00:00:50,200 ♪ When my eyes see you ♪ 13 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:55,200 ♪ They go iridescent ♪ 14 00:00:56,062 --> 00:00:59,396 ♪ I'm so wrapped in you ♪ 15 00:00:59,396 --> 00:01:04,395 ♪ I wanna be your present ♪ 16 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:08,312 ♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪ 17 00:01:08,312 --> 00:01:13,312 ♪ Ooh, I wear a little black dress ♪ 18 00:01:14,731 --> 00:01:17,187 ♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪ 19 00:01:17,187 --> 00:01:22,187 ♪ Ooh, I wear a little black dress ♪ 20 00:01:24,107 --> 00:01:29,107 ♪ The sight of your mouth sliding up slow ♪ 21 00:01:33,555 --> 00:01:38,555 ♪ Lids that half blink 'cause they refuse to close ♪ 22 00:01:41,729 --> 00:01:43,436 ♪ Does your hand go to your chest ♪ 23 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,668 ♪ To keep your heart from racing ♪ 24 00:01:44,668 --> 00:01:45,698 ♪ 'Cause when I'm memorizing you ♪ 25 00:01:45,698 --> 00:01:50,698 ♪ I have to do the same thing ♪ 26 00:01:50,846 --> 00:01:52,477 ♪ And then the space that I hate ♪ 27 00:01:52,477 --> 00:01:53,951 ♪ Because this between us is close ♪ 28 00:01:53,951 --> 00:01:54,997 ♪ The sounds that you make ♪ 29 00:01:54,997 --> 00:01:59,997 ♪ To me, are pure gold ♪ 30 00:02:00,189 --> 00:02:02,541 ♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪ 31 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:07,541 ♪ Ooh, I wear a little black dress ♪ 32 00:02:07,599 --> 00:02:09,417 ♪ A little black dress ♪ 33 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:11,771 ♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪ 34 00:02:11,771 --> 00:02:15,106 ♪ Ooh, I wear a little black dress ♪ 35 00:02:18,117 --> 00:02:20,492 (crickets chirping) 36 00:02:24,533 --> 00:02:25,416 - What the fuck? 37 00:02:26,963 --> 00:02:28,003 - [Patrick] Hello? 38 00:02:28,003 --> 00:02:29,149 - Hi, Patrick. 39 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,483 (Patrick sighs) 40 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,863 Come on, it's not that late. 41 00:02:32,863 --> 00:02:33,903 - [Patrick] It is when your kids are gonna 42 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:35,536 be waking you up in a few hours. 43 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:38,923 - Just do what Mom did, tell 'em to get their asses 44 00:02:38,923 --> 00:02:40,703 back in bed or else Santa will give their presents 45 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,586 to poor black kids. 46 00:02:42,586 --> 00:02:43,433 (Patrick chuckles) 47 00:02:43,433 --> 00:02:45,813 - [Patrick] God, she was a bitch. 48 00:02:45,813 --> 00:02:47,333 - Was? 49 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,890 Oh, right, now she's a cunt. 50 00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:52,307 (Patrick laughs) 51 00:02:54,013 --> 00:02:56,943 Um, hey, remember at lunch the other day 52 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:59,363 that book I was reading, "Undiscovered Girl"? 53 00:02:59,363 --> 00:03:01,553 The one about the teenage blogger? 54 00:03:01,553 --> 00:03:03,463 - [Patrick] Are you smoking? 55 00:03:03,463 --> 00:03:04,353 - What? 56 00:03:04,353 --> 00:03:06,023 No, I quit. 57 00:03:06,023 --> 00:03:06,856 Stop. 58 00:03:06,856 --> 00:03:09,663 Look, anyway, I just finished reading the book 59 00:03:09,663 --> 00:03:13,613 and at the end Katie, that's the blogger's name, 60 00:03:13,613 --> 00:03:17,329 Katie Kampenfelt, she goes missing. 61 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:19,663 - [Patrick] What, you mean-- 62 00:03:19,663 --> 00:03:22,113 - She narrates the whole book and then at the end 63 00:03:23,053 --> 00:03:26,343 her mom takes over and says that a ton 64 00:03:26,343 --> 00:03:28,903 of what Katie told us about herself, 65 00:03:28,903 --> 00:03:32,446 even her name, it isn't true. 66 00:03:34,683 --> 00:03:39,583 And then after her last blog entry she got into her car 67 00:03:40,703 --> 00:03:42,153 and she was never seen again. 68 00:03:44,343 --> 00:03:46,903 She's never used any of her credit cards 69 00:03:46,903 --> 00:03:49,116 and never used a cell phone. 70 00:03:50,433 --> 00:03:52,483 The mom wants us to try to help find her. 71 00:03:53,383 --> 00:03:54,783 - [Patrick] So, what are you-- 72 00:03:54,783 --> 00:03:58,372 - I just, I need to know what happened to her, you know? 73 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,206 Like... 74 00:04:00,526 --> 00:04:03,353 Was she kidnapped? 75 00:04:03,353 --> 00:04:04,593 Did she run away? 76 00:04:04,593 --> 00:04:06,373 They discovered a dead body at the end of the book 77 00:04:06,373 --> 00:04:09,153 but we don't know if it's Katie or not. 78 00:04:09,153 --> 00:04:11,673 - [Patrick] You're talking about her like she's real. 79 00:04:11,673 --> 00:04:12,636 - She could be. 80 00:04:14,223 --> 00:04:17,053 Maybe it could be based on a true story. 81 00:04:17,053 --> 00:04:18,843 It's possible, right? 82 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:20,533 - [Patrick] Where'd you buy the book? 83 00:04:20,533 --> 00:04:22,053 - Amazon. 84 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,676 - [Patrick] Fiction or nonfiction? 85 00:04:25,503 --> 00:04:27,303 Wait, didn't you say a guy wrote it? 86 00:04:30,883 --> 00:04:32,561 - [Elle] I'm sorry, I'm- 87 00:04:32,561 --> 00:04:34,963 - [Patrick] Lonely, I know. 88 00:04:34,963 --> 00:04:35,916 Get some sleep. 89 00:04:36,883 --> 00:04:38,363 Come over whenever you want tomorrow. 90 00:04:38,363 --> 00:04:39,983 The earlier the better. 91 00:04:39,983 --> 00:04:41,273 Oh, hey, tell Mom to pick up a gallon 92 00:04:41,273 --> 00:04:42,664 of apple cider on the way. 93 00:04:42,664 --> 00:04:44,305 - [Elle] Okay. 94 00:04:44,305 --> 00:04:45,138 Love you. 95 00:04:45,138 --> 00:04:45,971 - [Patrick] Love you, too. 96 00:04:45,971 --> 00:04:47,685 (phone clicks) 97 00:04:47,685 --> 00:04:52,002 (light dramatic music) (crickets chirping) 98 00:05:14,945 --> 00:05:17,378 (keyboard clicking) 99 00:05:22,313 --> 00:05:24,980 (ominous music) 100 00:05:28,549 --> 00:05:31,024 (keyboard clicking) 101 00:05:51,043 --> 00:05:54,943 - [Elle Voiceover] Dear Katie, I just finished your book 102 00:05:54,943 --> 00:05:56,436 and now I can't sleep. 103 00:05:57,923 --> 00:06:01,406 I keep imagining your body lying in the woods somewhere. 104 00:06:04,303 --> 00:06:07,756 Empty eyes, wet, filthy hair. 105 00:06:09,933 --> 00:06:12,896 Bugs crawling inside your nose and ears. 106 00:06:16,003 --> 00:06:18,403 It's been awhile since my mind turned this dark. 107 00:06:20,094 --> 00:06:20,956 What can I say? 108 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:24,846 I'm by myself too much. 109 00:06:26,733 --> 00:06:28,443 I overthink everything. 110 00:06:31,863 --> 00:06:33,366 Anyway, I'm not an idiot. 111 00:06:34,733 --> 00:06:36,366 I know you're not really Katie. 112 00:06:38,793 --> 00:06:40,246 You're just an author. 113 00:06:42,843 --> 00:06:44,776 Some dude trying to sell books. 114 00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:53,733 But if you really were Katie, we'd be best friends. 115 00:06:56,443 --> 00:06:57,316 I know it. 116 00:07:10,489 --> 00:07:14,721 ♪ Why don't we give it a try ♪ 117 00:07:14,721 --> 00:07:16,542 ♪ So let's give it a try ♪ 118 00:07:16,542 --> 00:07:19,219 ♪ With you and me ♪ 119 00:07:19,219 --> 00:07:22,677 ♪ Give it a try ♪ 120 00:07:22,677 --> 00:07:25,061 ♪ So, let's give it a whoa ♪ 121 00:07:25,061 --> 00:07:27,701 (heavy breathing) ♪ Why don't we give it ♪ 122 00:07:27,701 --> 00:07:29,629 - Do you think he's gonna write back? 123 00:07:29,629 --> 00:07:30,462 - Who? 124 00:07:31,433 --> 00:07:32,266 - The writer. 125 00:07:33,513 --> 00:07:34,483 - Oh. 126 00:07:34,483 --> 00:07:37,823 He's probably too busy jerking off in the mirror. 127 00:07:37,823 --> 00:07:39,494 - What do you mean? 128 00:07:39,494 --> 00:07:42,053 - Well, yeah, he wants to sell books, 129 00:07:42,053 --> 00:07:43,723 but he also wants fangirls to write him 130 00:07:43,723 --> 00:07:45,883 and tell him what a genius he is. 131 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,523 (laughs) It's pathetic. 132 00:07:47,523 --> 00:07:48,356 Let it go. 133 00:07:49,973 --> 00:07:50,950 - Yeah. 134 00:07:50,950 --> 00:07:52,173 (light music) 135 00:07:52,173 --> 00:07:54,696 - [Female Reader] Dear Katie, I loved your book. 136 00:07:55,633 --> 00:07:58,503 I'm 16 and I live in a wheelchair. 137 00:07:58,503 --> 00:07:59,773 What happened to you? 138 00:07:59,773 --> 00:08:01,073 Are you dead? 139 00:08:01,073 --> 00:08:02,966 I won't tell anyone, I promise. 140 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:08,633 - [Elle Voiceover] Dear Katie, my father was a lawyer 141 00:08:08,633 --> 00:08:10,743 and a drug addict who beat the shit out 142 00:08:10,743 --> 00:08:12,156 of me and my two brothers. 143 00:08:13,453 --> 00:08:16,366 When I was in the third grade he overdosed and died. 144 00:08:18,383 --> 00:08:21,246 It left a hole in my heart so huge nothing can fill it. 145 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,803 If you were real, I know you'd understand. 146 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:30,193 (crickets chirping) (keyboard clicking) 147 00:08:30,193 --> 00:08:33,363 Dear Katie, one night last summer my boyfriend 148 00:08:33,363 --> 00:08:35,515 and I made love for three hours straight. 149 00:08:37,113 --> 00:08:39,635 Tonight memories of him tear me apart. 150 00:08:41,903 --> 00:08:43,836 If you're really flesh and blood, 151 00:08:45,293 --> 00:08:47,193 thank you so much for listening to me. 152 00:08:51,270 --> 00:08:53,220 (crickets chirping) 153 00:08:58,057 --> 00:08:59,474 (computer dings) 154 00:09:04,865 --> 00:09:07,674 (Elle sighs) (light music) 155 00:09:15,918 --> 00:09:18,668 (haunting music) 156 00:09:23,181 --> 00:09:24,304 (keyboard clicking) 157 00:09:24,304 --> 00:09:26,171 Is this some sort of joke? 158 00:09:31,273 --> 00:09:33,086 Your mom said that you disappeared. 159 00:09:38,865 --> 00:09:40,299 (Elle sighs) 160 00:09:45,137 --> 00:09:47,029 (vape rustling) 161 00:09:57,873 --> 00:09:59,549 (Elle exhales) 162 00:10:00,657 --> 00:10:02,391 (Elle chuckles) 163 00:10:05,837 --> 00:10:07,445 (computer dings) 164 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:14,433 - [Katie Voiceover] My mom didn't write that, I did, 165 00:10:14,433 --> 00:10:16,006 and I never disappeared. 166 00:10:17,023 --> 00:10:18,828 (Elle gasps) 167 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,893 I just wanted to end my blog forever, 168 00:10:21,893 --> 00:10:25,776 cancel my reality show, so I pretended to be my mom. 169 00:10:27,843 --> 00:10:29,343 - [Elle Voiceover] But if you're a real person 170 00:10:29,343 --> 00:10:32,023 why is your book sold as fiction? 171 00:10:32,023 --> 00:10:34,173 And why is there a man's name on the cover? 172 00:10:35,253 --> 00:10:36,173 - [Katie Voiceover] Same reason I made up 173 00:10:36,173 --> 00:10:39,193 the name Katie Kampenfelt; to be anonymous. 174 00:10:39,193 --> 00:10:42,223 I think private lives should stay private. 175 00:10:42,223 --> 00:10:43,806 I'm a big fan of boundaries. 176 00:10:45,143 --> 00:10:46,513 - [Elle Voiceover] Do you write back to every reader 177 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,536 who contacts you? 178 00:10:48,943 --> 00:10:50,693 - [Katie Voiceover] Actually, you're the first. 179 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:55,083 It's obvious you're smart, cool, and need a friend. 180 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,353 So do I. 181 00:10:56,353 --> 00:11:00,103 And according to your Facebook we live only 87 miles apart, 182 00:11:00,103 --> 00:11:01,053 which is wonderful. 183 00:11:03,223 --> 00:11:04,373 - [Elle Voiceover] But if you never write back 184 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,373 why even bother having a contact button? 185 00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:12,153 - [Katie Voiceover] Because I love being loved. 186 00:11:12,153 --> 00:11:13,926 What's better than fan mail? 187 00:11:14,853 --> 00:11:16,653 You wouldn't believe how much I get. 188 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:20,910 (Elle sighs) 189 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:27,084 (light music) (crickets chirping) 190 00:11:35,823 --> 00:11:39,183 - [Author] Elle, my publisher forwarded me your letter. 191 00:11:39,183 --> 00:11:40,513 I'm sorry to have to tell you this, 192 00:11:40,513 --> 00:11:43,506 but I have nothing to do with KatieKampenfelt.com. 193 00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:46,893 I have no idea who created this site 194 00:11:46,893 --> 00:11:48,923 or who's emailing you, but it's not Katie, 195 00:11:48,923 --> 00:11:50,763 because she doesn't exist. 196 00:11:50,763 --> 00:11:52,573 She's just a character I invented. 197 00:11:52,573 --> 00:11:55,333 - She is not and never was real. 198 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,166 Be well. 199 00:11:57,063 --> 00:11:59,533 - So, what should I do about fake Katie? 200 00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:01,243 - Nothing. 201 00:12:01,243 --> 00:12:02,076 I'll do it. 202 00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:05,413 Hey, creep. 203 00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:08,433 The author says you're a liar. 204 00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:11,123 Katie's make believe. 205 00:12:11,123 --> 00:12:14,706 Write to me again, I'm calling my uncle at the FBI. 206 00:12:17,983 --> 00:12:18,826 You're welcome. 207 00:12:21,161 --> 00:12:22,103 (crickets chirping) 208 00:12:22,103 --> 00:12:25,293 - [Katie Voiceover] Okay, butt head, here's the story. 209 00:12:25,293 --> 00:12:27,323 I met the author at a book signing, 210 00:12:27,323 --> 00:12:29,133 he clearly wanted to bone me, 211 00:12:29,133 --> 00:12:32,243 so I sent him the link to my blog archive. 212 00:12:32,243 --> 00:12:34,623 He loved it, he thought the way I ended it 213 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:38,663 using my mom's voice to say I disappeared was genius. 214 00:12:38,663 --> 00:12:40,653 He offered to help me re-write it and get 215 00:12:40,653 --> 00:12:42,783 it published as a novel. 216 00:12:42,783 --> 00:12:44,843 I told him no way, but if he wanted to do it 217 00:12:44,843 --> 00:12:46,693 we could split the money. 218 00:12:46,693 --> 00:12:49,833 Only he'd have to promise never to tell anyone I was real. 219 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:51,903 And that's why he lied to you. 220 00:12:51,903 --> 00:12:52,736 You see? 221 00:12:57,119 --> 00:13:00,152 (glass clinking) (haunting music) 222 00:13:11,136 --> 00:13:14,233 (footsteps tapping) 223 00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:17,233 (suspenseful music) 224 00:13:23,581 --> 00:13:25,065 (Elle sighs) 225 00:13:28,568 --> 00:13:31,345 (crickets chirping) 226 00:13:31,345 --> 00:13:32,178 (door thuds) What? 227 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,063 You actually don't believe me? 228 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,023 You really think I made it all up? 229 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,876 Dude, why would I even do that? 230 00:13:39,743 --> 00:13:42,610 - Men do all kinds of sick shit for no reason. 231 00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:44,251 (light clicks) 232 00:13:47,143 --> 00:13:49,453 - Either you're a Christian or you're not. 233 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:51,423 Clearly she's not, otherwise she wouldn't 234 00:13:51,423 --> 00:13:52,436 have married a Jew. 235 00:13:54,473 --> 00:13:55,666 At least not that one. 236 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,583 Do you know he didn't even give little Olivia 237 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,073 a choice about the bar mitzvah? 238 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,323 Can you imagine? 239 00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:04,443 - Bat, not bar. 240 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:05,753 - [Mom] I don't care if he did adopt her, 241 00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:08,133 it doesn't give him the right to impose his faith 242 00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:09,803 on a defenseless child. 243 00:14:09,803 --> 00:14:10,636 It's... 244 00:14:11,943 --> 00:14:13,543 Where do you think you're going? 245 00:14:15,493 --> 00:14:17,426 Plate, sink. 246 00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:37,266 (lips smacking) (light music) 247 00:14:37,266 --> 00:14:41,182 ♪ How could you do this to me ♪ 248 00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:45,187 ♪ How could you do this to her ♪ 249 00:14:45,187 --> 00:14:47,221 ♪ This heart below mine ♪ 250 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,421 ♪ Will breathe outside air ♪ 251 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:53,800 ♪ In just three month's time ♪ 252 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,429 ♪ How could you make my life harder ♪ 253 00:14:57,429 --> 00:15:02,072 ♪ When before you were my only rock ♪ 254 00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:03,985 ♪ You took my heart with you ♪ 255 00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:06,252 ♪ Now I'm left in ashes ♪ 256 00:15:06,252 --> 00:15:10,002 ♪ And nobody's here ♪ 257 00:15:10,002 --> 00:15:12,950 ♪ To clean up ♪ 258 00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:15,950 (keyboard clicking) 259 00:15:18,323 --> 00:15:19,423 - [Elle Voiceover] My best friend Natasha thinks 260 00:15:19,423 --> 00:15:21,963 you're dangerous, but I'm not sure what 261 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,773 I'm supposed to be afraid of. 262 00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:25,463 You can't get any money out of me, 263 00:15:25,463 --> 00:15:26,713 because I don't have any. 264 00:15:27,913 --> 00:15:30,206 You can't hurt me worse than I hurt myself. 265 00:15:39,093 --> 00:15:41,993 The first time you wrote you said that you were listening. 266 00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:45,711 It's what I need more than anything right now. 267 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,943 Can I tell you my story? 268 00:15:48,943 --> 00:15:49,776 - [Katie Voiceover] Please. 269 00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:50,836 - Are you judgmental? 270 00:15:51,693 --> 00:15:53,623 - [Katie Voiceover] Yeah, right. 271 00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:57,643 - My story is about the infinite stupidity of love. 272 00:15:57,643 --> 00:15:58,943 You can relate, of course. 273 00:16:00,203 --> 00:16:01,993 You swear you won't tell anyone? 274 00:16:01,993 --> 00:16:04,043 - [Katie Voiceover] On my vaginal health. 275 00:16:06,163 --> 00:16:07,863 - I'll write it out in big chunks. 276 00:16:10,084 --> 00:16:10,917 (Elle sighs) 277 00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:11,750 Where do I begin? 278 00:16:13,493 --> 00:16:16,443 My mom made me audition for the cheerleading squad 279 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,333 even though cheering represents pretty much 280 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:20,076 everything I hate about America. 281 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,893 - L-E-T-S-G-O, let's go, let's go. 282 00:16:24,893 --> 00:16:27,981 L-E-T-S-G-O, let's go, let's go. 283 00:16:27,981 --> 00:16:31,304 L-E-T-S-G-O, let's go, let's go. 284 00:16:31,304 --> 00:16:32,137 Go, Bulls! 285 00:16:33,668 --> 00:16:34,868 Thank you for your time. 286 00:16:40,444 --> 00:16:44,360 - [Stoner] Dude, I would cum on her face with the force 287 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,336 of a thousand suns. 288 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,608 - That little brown one was pretty hot, too. 289 00:16:50,608 --> 00:16:51,546 - Yeah. 290 00:16:53,028 --> 00:16:55,103 But what if you knocked her up? 291 00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:57,833 Consider the genetic consequences. 292 00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:00,796 - Ooh, you make an excellent point, sir. 293 00:17:02,383 --> 00:17:05,248 Wait, who was the one from the Special Olympics? 294 00:17:05,248 --> 00:17:06,916 (both laughing) 295 00:17:09,203 --> 00:17:10,553 - Elle something. - Right. 296 00:17:11,936 --> 00:17:16,104 Cute face, but, curses on them tiny titties. 297 00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:18,108 (both laughing) 298 00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:20,423 - [Elle Voiceover] I knew they were idiots. 299 00:17:20,423 --> 00:17:21,362 Didn't matter. 300 00:17:21,362 --> 00:17:24,101 ♪ Sweet girl ♪ 301 00:17:24,101 --> 00:17:28,096 ♪ Oh you're, oh you're, oh you're so sweet girl ♪ 302 00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:30,911 (heavy breathing) 303 00:17:30,911 --> 00:17:35,092 (Elle vomiting) ♪ Sweet girl ♪ 304 00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:36,757 (Elle spits) 305 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,404 (Elle gasps) 306 00:17:39,404 --> 00:17:41,028 ♪ Where have you gone ♪ 307 00:17:41,028 --> 00:17:43,005 (hand knocking on door) 308 00:17:43,913 --> 00:17:47,193 ♪ Where have you gone ♪ 309 00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:48,621 - Did you swallow these? 310 00:17:48,621 --> 00:17:50,608 ♪ Where have you gone ♪ 311 00:17:50,608 --> 00:17:52,393 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 312 00:17:52,393 --> 00:17:56,310 ♪ Where have you gone, my sweet girl ♪ 313 00:17:58,895 --> 00:18:02,909 ♪ Sweet girl ♪ - Thank God it's coming up. 314 00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:05,928 You have been given every advantage. 315 00:18:05,928 --> 00:18:07,346 Why should I pay for college? 316 00:18:07,346 --> 00:18:10,193 What you need is missionary work. 317 00:18:10,193 --> 00:18:11,793 A few weeks at our camp in Ghana 318 00:18:12,657 --> 00:18:14,023 would wake you up pretty fast. 319 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:15,856 They live on a dollar a day! 320 00:18:17,949 --> 00:18:19,299 Come on. 321 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,783 - (cries) Mommy. 322 00:18:21,783 --> 00:18:23,286 - [Elle Voiceover] That's enough for today. 323 00:18:24,753 --> 00:18:27,203 - [Katie Voiceover] Sweet dreams, beautiful girl. 324 00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:32,703 - Don't call me that. 325 00:18:32,703 --> 00:18:34,103 - [Katie Voiceover] Why not? 326 00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:36,497 You seriously think I'm a dude? 327 00:18:36,497 --> 00:18:37,330 (Katie laughs) 328 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:38,613 Fap, fap, fap, fap. 329 00:18:38,613 --> 00:18:40,001 I'm sorry. 330 00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:42,893 Don't be mad, it's just so ridiculous. 331 00:18:42,893 --> 00:18:44,193 Want me to send you a pic? 332 00:18:49,734 --> 00:18:50,966 (Elle sighs) 333 00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:51,816 (phone dings) 334 00:18:51,816 --> 00:18:53,574 (crickets chirping) 335 00:18:56,853 --> 00:18:59,094 - You look just like I thought you would. 336 00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:01,713 (light music) (leaves rustling) 337 00:19:01,713 --> 00:19:03,843 - [Female Reader] Dear Katie, as soon as I started 338 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,613 to love you toward the end I knew you'd be destroyed. 339 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,213 Pretty much everyone I've ever loved has died on me. 340 00:19:10,193 --> 00:19:11,666 Why is God so cruel? 341 00:19:14,313 --> 00:19:16,153 - [Elle Voiceover] I hated college. 342 00:19:16,153 --> 00:19:17,803 After freshman year I begged my mom 343 00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:20,213 to let me transfer to art school. 344 00:19:20,213 --> 00:19:22,303 Instead, she pulled strings to get me into 345 00:19:22,303 --> 00:19:26,126 a Christian sorority, also known as hell on earth. 346 00:19:27,304 --> 00:19:30,921 (upbeat music) (muffled talking) 347 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:38,858 ♪ You've moved to the back of my mind ♪ 348 00:19:38,858 --> 00:19:43,858 ♪ Your outline glows ♪ 349 00:19:45,794 --> 00:19:49,393 ♪ I just can't get outta my mind ♪ 350 00:19:49,393 --> 00:19:50,226 (Tad clears throat) 351 00:19:50,226 --> 00:19:51,323 - Excuse me. 352 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,946 I seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours? 353 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,266 - Offensive lineman? 354 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,173 - Why do you say that? 355 00:19:59,173 --> 00:20:02,236 - Because that was an offense line, man. 356 00:20:03,663 --> 00:20:05,493 - Yo, my name's- - Hold on, hold on, 357 00:20:05,493 --> 00:20:06,326 let me guess. 358 00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:10,326 Kyle. 359 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,333 - Not even close. 360 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:14,913 - Biff? 361 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,023 - Nope, it's- 362 00:20:16,023 --> 00:20:16,876 - Okay, hold on. 363 00:20:18,143 --> 00:20:18,976 Chip. 364 00:20:19,943 --> 00:20:20,776 Chad. 365 00:20:22,212 --> 00:20:24,783 Oh, I'm getting warmer. 366 00:20:24,783 --> 00:20:29,353 Um, oh, I know. 367 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,126 You're a Tad. 368 00:20:33,403 --> 00:20:35,033 - How did you do that? 369 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:38,713 - It's magic and you're a tad annoying. 370 00:20:38,713 --> 00:20:40,493 - Not so fast. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 371 00:20:40,493 --> 00:20:42,173 Hey, too rough. 372 00:20:42,173 --> 00:20:43,263 - [Elle Voiceover] They say you know everything 373 00:20:43,263 --> 00:20:45,263 about a person the minute you meet them. 374 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,386 I sure did. 375 00:20:49,403 --> 00:20:53,533 - Look, you don't know how to kiss. 376 00:20:59,173 --> 00:21:02,976 There is one right way and a million wrong ways. 377 00:21:04,273 --> 00:21:07,276 But don't worry, 'cause I can teach you. 378 00:21:08,753 --> 00:21:11,643 And for years bitches be like damn, boy, 379 00:21:11,643 --> 00:21:13,343 where you learn to kiss like that? 380 00:21:14,693 --> 00:21:16,296 - I have a better idea. 381 00:21:18,203 --> 00:21:21,020 Shut the fuck up. 382 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,364 (thudding) 383 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,353 - [Elle Voiceover] It went on for months. 384 00:21:23,353 --> 00:21:25,960 - I saw the way you looked at him. 385 00:21:28,143 --> 00:21:30,136 - [Elle Voiceover] He always cried afterwards. 386 00:21:32,093 --> 00:21:35,396 Apologized, said it would never happen again. 387 00:21:36,464 --> 00:21:40,089 (crickets chirping) (light dramatic music) 388 00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:50,663 - [Doctor] Pretty nasty. 389 00:21:50,663 --> 00:21:51,713 - [Elle] Yeah, he is. 390 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,562 - Your boyfriend did this? 391 00:21:57,562 --> 00:21:59,229 - [Elle] Indirectly. 392 00:22:00,424 --> 00:22:01,341 - And this? 393 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:03,303 This? 394 00:22:07,073 --> 00:22:07,906 - Directly. 395 00:22:11,803 --> 00:22:13,153 - Isn't it time to move on? 396 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:17,684 - [Elle] I guess it just depends. 397 00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:21,753 - [Doctor] On what? 398 00:22:21,753 --> 00:22:23,603 - On whether or not I deserve better. 399 00:22:26,582 --> 00:22:28,763 - [Doctor] What will it take to convince you? 400 00:22:32,003 --> 00:22:34,706 - Um, I don't know, maybe death? 401 00:22:39,393 --> 00:22:40,226 I'm sorry. 402 00:22:43,386 --> 00:22:44,219 I'm sorry. 403 00:22:48,973 --> 00:22:50,023 - Will he let you go? 404 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,526 - Not without a fight. 405 00:22:56,903 --> 00:22:58,153 - Let's avoid that, okay? 406 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:02,746 - How? 407 00:23:04,433 --> 00:23:05,626 We live together. 408 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,806 - [Doctor] Do you have someone who can help you move out? 409 00:23:10,273 --> 00:23:11,641 Maybe someone from your sorority. 410 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:12,474 - No. 411 00:23:18,323 --> 00:23:19,554 - [Doctor] Parent? 412 00:23:19,554 --> 00:23:21,854 (Elle sniffles) 413 00:23:21,854 --> 00:23:24,451 (light dramatic music) 414 00:23:25,543 --> 00:23:26,473 - Mom, I... 415 00:23:28,443 --> 00:23:30,003 Yeah. 416 00:23:30,003 --> 00:23:30,973 Look, see I... 417 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:35,416 I'm thinking about hurting myself again. 418 00:23:37,943 --> 00:23:38,793 I dream... 419 00:23:43,843 --> 00:23:45,243 Can I please just come home? 420 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:48,186 Um, Patrick? 421 00:23:49,783 --> 00:23:52,043 If I did quit school, could I... 422 00:23:53,578 --> 00:23:55,733 Could I maybe stay with you and Marcy? 423 00:23:55,733 --> 00:23:58,653 You know, just like until I get like an apartment 424 00:23:58,653 --> 00:24:00,806 or, you know, like a job. 425 00:24:01,923 --> 00:24:03,556 I mean, I could babysit for you. 426 00:24:08,812 --> 00:24:12,853 I was thinking that maybe I could move out there 427 00:24:12,853 --> 00:24:15,006 and like stay with you for a bit. 428 00:24:16,173 --> 00:24:18,333 I won't be in your way at all, I... 429 00:24:19,683 --> 00:24:21,633 And once I get a job I can... 430 00:24:29,814 --> 00:24:32,289 (light music) (engine rumbling) 431 00:24:32,289 --> 00:24:35,149 ♪ Dear, baby bird ♪ 432 00:24:35,149 --> 00:24:39,610 ♪ Dear, sparrow ♪ 433 00:24:39,610 --> 00:24:44,049 ♪ You look a lot like me ♪ 434 00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:47,669 ♪ When I lost my wings ♪ 435 00:24:47,669 --> 00:24:50,802 ♪ Dear, baby bird ♪ 436 00:24:50,802 --> 00:24:54,630 ♪ Don't be discouraged ♪ 437 00:24:54,630 --> 00:24:58,370 ♪ Baby, freedom doesn't come ♪ 438 00:24:58,370 --> 00:25:03,370 ♪ In touching the sky ♪ 439 00:25:04,113 --> 00:25:08,325 ♪ You look a lot me ♪ 440 00:25:08,325 --> 00:25:11,575 ♪ When I lost my wings ♪ 441 00:25:17,906 --> 00:25:21,873 (birds chirping) (car engine rumbling) 442 00:25:21,873 --> 00:25:24,563 - [Elle Voiceover] I hardly knew my oldest brother Connor. 443 00:25:24,563 --> 00:25:27,423 He left for college right after my father died. 444 00:25:27,423 --> 00:25:31,083 Then he went to law school and only came home for Christmas. 445 00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:34,366 By the time I was in high school he never came home at all. 446 00:25:35,643 --> 00:25:36,616 I never knew why. 447 00:25:40,863 --> 00:25:43,363 - Oh, Ellie belly. 448 00:25:43,363 --> 00:25:45,026 You need so much love. 449 00:25:46,033 --> 00:25:46,866 - [Elle] I do. 450 00:25:49,672 --> 00:25:51,306 (Elle sniffles) 451 00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:55,713 - Hey, meet the in-house expert, huh? 452 00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:02,076 This is my fiance, Joseph. 453 00:26:03,633 --> 00:26:04,466 - Delighted. 454 00:26:05,701 --> 00:26:07,343 (Elle chuckles) 455 00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:11,553 (Connor chuckles) 456 00:26:11,553 --> 00:26:13,576 - [Katie Voiceover] You really had no clue? 457 00:26:17,733 --> 00:26:18,566 Hello? 458 00:26:22,853 --> 00:26:23,756 Are you there? 459 00:26:24,913 --> 00:26:26,266 Paging Elle Overton. 460 00:26:33,763 --> 00:26:35,566 Please don't disappear again. 461 00:26:36,993 --> 00:26:37,826 I'm begging you. 462 00:26:47,157 --> 00:26:48,256 (light music) 463 00:26:48,256 --> 00:26:52,523 ♪ Struggling to feel something ♪ 464 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:57,523 ♪ Other than this pain ♪ 465 00:26:59,258 --> 00:27:02,553 ♪ Don't know why I can't clear my mind ♪ 466 00:27:02,553 --> 00:27:04,733 - [Mom] Sweetheart, you're roasting. 467 00:27:04,733 --> 00:27:05,606 You want a hat? 468 00:27:07,373 --> 00:27:08,206 You need a hat. 469 00:27:12,929 --> 00:27:14,145 (door thuds) 470 00:27:15,253 --> 00:27:16,943 - [Katie Voiceover] Multiple choice: 471 00:27:16,943 --> 00:27:18,883 you're ghosting me because, A, 472 00:27:18,883 --> 00:27:21,403 telling your life story is painful. 473 00:27:21,403 --> 00:27:25,403 B, Natasha found out we're pen pals and kicked your ass. 474 00:27:25,403 --> 00:27:28,443 Or C, you killed yourself. 475 00:27:28,443 --> 00:27:29,756 - C is closest. 476 00:27:32,103 --> 00:27:33,023 - [Katie Voiceover] Writing to me doesn't 477 00:27:33,023 --> 00:27:34,146 make you feel better? 478 00:27:35,173 --> 00:27:36,036 - Does a little. 479 00:27:36,903 --> 00:27:38,512 Temporarily. 480 00:27:38,512 --> 00:27:41,670 (upbeat music) ♪ I don't like this party ♪ 481 00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:44,762 ♪ Anymore ♪ 482 00:27:44,762 --> 00:27:49,652 ♪ I can't feel my feet up off the floor ♪ 483 00:27:49,652 --> 00:27:50,713 ♪ Do do do do do do ♪ 484 00:27:50,713 --> 00:27:52,123 - [Elle Voiceover] Here's the next chapter. 485 00:27:52,123 --> 00:27:52,956 Enjoy! 486 00:27:53,985 --> 00:27:55,030 - [Elle] Come, come on! 487 00:27:55,030 --> 00:27:57,054 ♪ Do do do do do do ♪ 488 00:27:57,054 --> 00:27:58,691 ♪ Do do do do do do ♪ 489 00:27:58,691 --> 00:27:59,763 - [Elle Voiceover] When my mom found out Connor 490 00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:01,716 took me in, she called him Judas. 491 00:28:03,033 --> 00:28:06,356 If she'd known he was gay, she would've hired a hitman. 492 00:28:07,383 --> 00:28:08,953 - I don't get Joan Crawford. 493 00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:11,729 Her shoulder pads were like condor wings. 494 00:28:11,729 --> 00:28:13,262 (both chuckling) 495 00:28:16,668 --> 00:28:19,168 (light music) 496 00:28:40,763 --> 00:28:41,893 - Hi. 497 00:28:41,893 --> 00:28:44,723 Molly Andrews, such a pleasure to meet you, Elle. 498 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,313 - Thank you, same here. 499 00:28:46,313 --> 00:28:48,303 - Did Sage offer you something to drink? 500 00:28:48,303 --> 00:28:51,313 Diet soda, coffee, coconut water? 501 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,353 - I'm fine, thanks. 502 00:28:53,353 --> 00:28:54,196 - Come in. 503 00:28:59,398 --> 00:29:00,863 (both sighing) 504 00:29:00,863 --> 00:29:02,726 Welcome to En Garde Creative. 505 00:29:03,863 --> 00:29:06,103 - Thanks, I'm so grateful to be here. 506 00:29:06,103 --> 00:29:07,223 Even just- - Your brother thinks 507 00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:09,253 the world of you and my boss thinks 508 00:29:09,253 --> 00:29:10,466 the world of your brother, so- 509 00:29:10,466 --> 00:29:12,793 - Here we are. - Yeah. 510 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:14,293 How much do you know about us? 511 00:29:16,323 --> 00:29:18,773 - Well, just what's on the website, 512 00:29:18,773 --> 00:29:20,976 but I wanna know everything. 513 00:29:22,203 --> 00:29:24,883 - Well, we're small, but growing. 514 00:29:24,883 --> 00:29:26,423 Our work is exclusively digital, 515 00:29:26,423 --> 00:29:28,293 marketing directly via email, text, 516 00:29:28,293 --> 00:29:30,713 social media, and search engines. 517 00:29:30,713 --> 00:29:33,563 Right now all of our clients are domestic, 518 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,243 located west of the Mississippi, 519 00:29:35,243 --> 00:29:37,303 but we are starting to attract some interest 520 00:29:37,303 --> 00:29:40,216 in the Pacific rim as well, so who knows. 521 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:44,013 - Wow, really exciting. 522 00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:44,846 - It is. 523 00:29:45,718 --> 00:29:46,818 Now tell me about you. 524 00:29:49,283 --> 00:29:52,333 - Well, um, I was blown away when Connor told 525 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:55,723 me about the job because in college I majored 526 00:29:55,723 --> 00:29:59,266 in marketing with a special focus on interactive media. 527 00:30:00,631 --> 00:30:03,523 I actually left because I just felt like... 528 00:30:03,523 --> 00:30:06,613 I felt trapped in the classroom setting, you know, 529 00:30:06,613 --> 00:30:08,633 it just felt theoretical. 530 00:30:08,633 --> 00:30:12,023 Like it was sort of just like I really wanted 531 00:30:12,023 --> 00:30:14,023 some real world experien... 532 00:30:17,323 --> 00:30:21,353 Oh, I got bit by a dog. 533 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:22,186 - What kind? 534 00:30:23,913 --> 00:30:24,746 - A beagle. 535 00:30:27,123 --> 00:30:28,863 - I had one as a kid. 536 00:30:28,863 --> 00:30:30,253 It got run over right in front of me, 537 00:30:30,253 --> 00:30:32,036 I still haven't recovered. 538 00:30:33,109 --> 00:30:34,243 - Oh. 539 00:30:34,243 --> 00:30:35,076 - Dave Hastings. 540 00:30:37,763 --> 00:30:39,793 Welcome aboard, Connor's sister. 541 00:30:39,793 --> 00:30:42,513 - Wait, you mean, I- 542 00:30:42,513 --> 00:30:43,346 - That's right. 543 00:30:45,417 --> 00:30:47,479 (Molly chuckles) 544 00:30:48,837 --> 00:30:50,673 We're over here. 545 00:30:50,673 --> 00:30:51,523 Go ahead, hop on. 546 00:30:52,973 --> 00:30:55,393 - [Elle] (giggles) Okay. 547 00:30:56,493 --> 00:30:58,153 - You might want to check underneath first, though. 548 00:30:58,153 --> 00:31:00,683 Your predecessor stuck her chewed gum down there. 549 00:31:00,683 --> 00:31:02,243 That's why I fired her. 550 00:31:02,243 --> 00:31:03,860 - Wait, really? 551 00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:05,356 - No, I dreamed her paltry. 552 00:31:07,003 --> 00:31:07,963 - Oh. 553 00:31:07,963 --> 00:31:09,263 - So, let's talk business. 554 00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:12,623 What did Connor say about me? 555 00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:16,193 - That you are charismatic, brilliant and funny. 556 00:31:16,193 --> 00:31:18,083 - He didn't mention humble? 557 00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:19,335 - No. - That's weird. 558 00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:20,977 (Elle laughs) 559 00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:27,443 - So, tell me more about the gum chewer. 560 00:31:27,443 --> 00:31:30,113 - Because you don't wanna make the same mistakes? 561 00:31:30,113 --> 00:31:32,293 - Yeah, I wanna make new ones. 562 00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:33,953 - She was just too passive. 563 00:31:33,953 --> 00:31:36,443 If there's a way for the office to run more efficiently, 564 00:31:36,443 --> 00:31:37,593 I wanna know about it. 565 00:31:37,593 --> 00:31:38,743 If there's something in my blind spot 566 00:31:38,743 --> 00:31:40,323 I need you to scream, "Watch out". 567 00:31:40,323 --> 00:31:42,953 Maybe you have a concept for one of our campaigns, 568 00:31:42,953 --> 00:31:44,763 it doesn't matter if it's above your pay grade, 569 00:31:44,763 --> 00:31:45,606 I wanna hear it. 570 00:31:49,035 --> 00:31:51,618 (upbeat music) 571 00:31:53,131 --> 00:31:55,139 ♪ Who would've guessed ♪ 572 00:31:55,139 --> 00:31:58,418 ♪ This is where I'd be ♪ 573 00:31:58,418 --> 00:32:03,418 ♪ Caught between romantic, tragic comedy ♪ 574 00:32:03,479 --> 00:32:05,415 ♪ I'm a girl ♪ 575 00:32:05,415 --> 00:32:08,375 ♪ Who might now know what's good for me ♪ 576 00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:10,651 ♪ 'Cause you're the bad boy ♪ 577 00:32:10,651 --> 00:32:15,195 ♪ But you just look so interesting ♪ 578 00:32:15,195 --> 00:32:16,028 ♪ Hey ♪ 579 00:32:16,028 --> 00:32:20,014 ♪ I can't help it, I love feeling wrong with you ♪ 580 00:32:20,014 --> 00:32:22,799 ♪ And we're right together ♪ 581 00:32:22,799 --> 00:32:26,055 ♪ Or are we better incomplete ♪ 582 00:32:26,055 --> 00:32:30,224 ♪ I can't help it, I love feeling lost with you ♪ 583 00:32:30,224 --> 00:32:33,086 ♪ Are we lost together ♪ 584 00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:37,011 ♪ Or do we contrast perfectly ♪ 585 00:32:37,011 --> 00:32:42,011 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do do ♪ 586 00:32:42,149 --> 00:32:43,023 ♪ Do do do do do ♪ 587 00:32:43,023 --> 00:32:45,003 - It'll be so much fun finding them. 588 00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:47,916 - Hey, look who's here. 589 00:32:50,014 --> 00:32:50,847 (lips smacking) 590 00:32:50,847 --> 00:32:52,133 My new assistant, Elle Overton. 591 00:32:52,133 --> 00:32:52,966 My wife Carmen. 592 00:32:52,966 --> 00:32:55,723 - [Carmen] Hi, I've heard so much about you. 593 00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:56,753 - Same here. 594 00:32:56,753 --> 00:32:58,203 - So, Elle just had a great idea about 595 00:32:58,203 --> 00:32:59,083 the Eye Candy account. 596 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:00,873 You know those eye test charts? 597 00:33:00,873 --> 00:33:02,803 She thought it would be fun to post a chart each week, 598 00:33:02,803 --> 00:33:05,573 but hidden inside the jumble of letters is a promo code. 599 00:33:05,573 --> 00:33:06,813 - Baby, will you tell me in the car? 600 00:33:06,813 --> 00:33:08,493 We're gonna be late. 601 00:33:08,493 --> 00:33:09,866 - Shit, I lost track. 602 00:33:11,543 --> 00:33:12,683 Can you close up? 603 00:33:12,683 --> 00:33:13,516 - Yeah. 604 00:33:14,523 --> 00:33:15,356 - Oh. 605 00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:19,893 Hey, you wanna make extra money? 606 00:33:19,893 --> 00:33:21,003 - [Elle] Uh, who doesn't? 607 00:33:21,003 --> 00:33:22,863 - We need a babysitter. 608 00:33:22,863 --> 00:33:23,696 - Oh. 609 00:33:24,633 --> 00:33:26,493 You have kids, wow. 610 00:33:26,493 --> 00:33:27,593 Yeah, I would love to. 611 00:33:29,473 --> 00:33:31,755 I have a lot of experience. 612 00:33:31,755 --> 00:33:32,588 - Perfect. 613 00:33:35,823 --> 00:33:39,073 (light dramatic music) 614 00:33:41,785 --> 00:33:43,113 - [Elle Voiceover] I know what you're thinking, 615 00:33:43,113 --> 00:33:46,313 it was just like when you were hired to be a nanny. 616 00:33:46,313 --> 00:33:47,913 But there was a huge difference. 617 00:33:49,043 --> 00:33:51,226 You were way hotter than the mom. 618 00:33:52,983 --> 00:33:54,746 I was a boy compared to Carmen. 619 00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:03,813 - Perfect timing. 620 00:34:03,813 --> 00:34:06,383 Three minutes after brewing the antioxidants 621 00:34:06,383 --> 00:34:07,873 start to evaporate. 622 00:34:07,873 --> 00:34:10,702 - Is that Facebook or actual science? 623 00:34:10,702 --> 00:34:12,326 - It's actual Twitter. 624 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,557 (Dave groans) 625 00:34:16,557 --> 00:34:17,853 Rough night? 626 00:34:17,853 --> 00:34:19,123 - [Dave] Yeah, the roughest. 627 00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:19,956 - What happened? 628 00:34:21,932 --> 00:34:24,843 - Went to a cocktail party sponsored by a tequila company. 629 00:34:24,843 --> 00:34:27,643 I behaved, Carmen didn't. 630 00:34:27,643 --> 00:34:28,663 She, uh... 631 00:34:29,702 --> 00:34:30,823 Oh, she'd kill me. 632 00:34:30,823 --> 00:34:32,753 - Well, I won't tell anyone. 633 00:34:32,753 --> 00:34:33,586 I promise. 634 00:34:36,445 --> 00:34:37,675 (Dave sighs) 635 00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:41,343 - When I met Carmen she was just a few years 636 00:34:41,343 --> 00:34:44,893 out of college, I mean, still pretty much a party girl. 637 00:34:44,893 --> 00:34:46,631 She said she was sick of it, 638 00:34:46,631 --> 00:34:50,693 she wanted a husband, four kids, and start her own business. 639 00:34:50,693 --> 00:34:52,713 I mean, that sounded great to me. 640 00:34:52,713 --> 00:34:54,836 So we got married, Esme was born, 641 00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:58,213 and out of nowhere she announces 642 00:34:58,213 --> 00:34:59,713 she doesn't want anymore kids. 643 00:35:00,783 --> 00:35:02,083 Well, that was a surprise. 644 00:35:04,883 --> 00:35:08,573 When I started En Garde I assumed she'd get involved, 645 00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:13,573 help us out, but she doesn't give a shit. 646 00:35:13,623 --> 00:35:15,153 I mean, she wants it to succeed, of course, 647 00:35:15,153 --> 00:35:17,563 for financial reasons, but that's it. 648 00:35:17,563 --> 00:35:19,283 - So if she doesn't want anymore kids 649 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,696 and she doesn't care about the business, 650 00:35:20,696 --> 00:35:22,673 then what makes her happy? 651 00:35:22,673 --> 00:35:23,506 - Shopping. 652 00:35:24,606 --> 00:35:26,013 - Oh. 653 00:35:26,013 --> 00:35:27,613 - A few nights a week she still goes out partying 654 00:35:27,613 --> 00:35:29,023 with her old college friends. 655 00:35:29,023 --> 00:35:31,063 - So she's not over it. 656 00:35:31,063 --> 00:35:32,473 - Looks that way. 657 00:35:32,473 --> 00:35:35,098 Anyway, last night she, uh... 658 00:35:35,098 --> 00:35:37,603 (sighs) Man, this is so inappropriate. 659 00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:38,506 - Oh, my favorite. 660 00:35:40,663 --> 00:35:41,756 - She puked up on me. 661 00:35:43,073 --> 00:35:44,103 - Wait, literally? 662 00:35:44,103 --> 00:35:46,616 - No, trust me, it was no metaphor. 663 00:35:46,616 --> 00:35:48,190 - How does that even happen? 664 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:50,203 - I don't know, I was fast asleep. 665 00:35:50,203 --> 00:35:53,041 I assumed she'd just staggered in from the loo and blah. 666 00:35:53,041 --> 00:35:54,303 - Oh, my God. 667 00:35:54,303 --> 00:35:55,693 - I woke up drenched in puke, 668 00:35:55,693 --> 00:35:57,003 she was passed out on the floor. 669 00:35:57,003 --> 00:35:58,933 I had to take her to the guest bedroom. 670 00:35:58,933 --> 00:36:00,213 By the time I finished cleaning up 671 00:36:00,213 --> 00:36:02,693 Esme was awake demanding breakfast, so... 672 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:05,873 Yeah. 673 00:36:05,873 --> 00:36:07,766 - Oh, you poor thing. 674 00:36:13,683 --> 00:36:15,606 - You know, it's nice to have someone pity me. 675 00:36:18,603 --> 00:36:20,770 Other than myself, of course. 676 00:36:20,770 --> 00:36:22,187 (Elle chuckles) 677 00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:26,993 (crickets chirping) 678 00:36:26,993 --> 00:36:29,319 - [Katie Voiceover] Your emails are like my favorite novel. 679 00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:36,516 Oh no, you're depressed again. 680 00:36:42,102 --> 00:36:44,746 (birds chirping) 681 00:36:44,746 --> 00:36:46,263 Are you bleeding, too? 682 00:36:46,263 --> 00:36:47,096 I am. 683 00:36:48,723 --> 00:36:50,393 I wonder if our cycles are in sync. 684 00:36:50,393 --> 00:36:52,660 You know, like roomies. 685 00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:54,493 (light music) 686 00:36:54,493 --> 00:36:55,913 - [Female Reader] I loved your book until 687 00:36:55,913 --> 00:36:58,713 I found out it was written by a middle-aged man. 688 00:36:58,713 --> 00:37:01,083 For to your appropriate the heart, soul, 689 00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:04,706 and body of a young girl is absolutely disgusting. 690 00:37:09,363 --> 00:37:11,239 - [Katie Voiceover] What do you eat when you're bleeding? 691 00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:15,136 I just ate an entire bag of kettle corn. 692 00:37:20,468 --> 00:37:21,743 (crickets chirping) 693 00:37:21,743 --> 00:37:24,173 Telling your story will save your life. 694 00:37:24,173 --> 00:37:25,553 I promise. 695 00:37:25,553 --> 00:37:27,266 It definitely saved mine. 696 00:37:30,423 --> 00:37:32,313 I know how to wake you up. 697 00:37:32,313 --> 00:37:35,213 I'll tell you something about myself you don't know. 698 00:37:35,213 --> 00:37:36,046 Let me see. 699 00:37:39,113 --> 00:37:41,723 Okay, how's this? 700 00:37:41,723 --> 00:37:42,646 I'm married. 701 00:37:48,173 --> 00:37:49,006 - Seriously? 702 00:37:50,683 --> 00:37:52,196 - [Katie Voiceover] We have a baby. 703 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,998 - I thought you got an abortion. 704 00:38:02,973 --> 00:38:05,698 - [Katie Voiceover] I did, my daughter was conceived later. 705 00:38:07,193 --> 00:38:08,026 The right way. 706 00:38:08,993 --> 00:38:11,093 With someone who loves me unconditionally. 707 00:38:17,673 --> 00:38:19,166 - I want that so badly. 708 00:38:21,643 --> 00:38:23,143 - [Katie Voiceover] You'll have it, 709 00:38:23,143 --> 00:38:25,643 and you'll love your baby as much as I love Sarah. 710 00:38:29,773 --> 00:38:30,606 - Sarah. 711 00:38:32,803 --> 00:38:33,986 That's my middle name. 712 00:38:36,373 --> 00:38:37,466 - [Katie Voiceover] Cool. 713 00:38:39,533 --> 00:38:41,283 Now, please get back to your story. 714 00:38:44,633 --> 00:38:46,006 - Why do you even care? 715 00:38:47,523 --> 00:38:49,126 - [Katie Voiceover] We're friends. 716 00:38:51,683 --> 00:38:52,636 - Strangers. 717 00:38:54,003 --> 00:38:55,196 - [Katie Voiceover] We're both. 718 00:38:58,863 --> 00:39:00,463 - It shouldn't even be possible. 719 00:39:04,145 --> 00:39:05,846 (game clinking) Good job. 720 00:39:08,773 --> 00:39:10,306 - [Carmen] This one or this one? 721 00:39:12,123 --> 00:39:15,846 - Um, it's so hard to choose. 722 00:39:17,883 --> 00:39:19,933 - Which one goes better with vampire red? 723 00:39:23,263 --> 00:39:24,783 - The black one. 724 00:39:24,783 --> 00:39:26,014 - You're right. 725 00:39:26,014 --> 00:39:27,076 (Elle chuckles) 726 00:39:27,943 --> 00:39:30,473 - Miss Elle, you have pretty lips. 727 00:39:30,473 --> 00:39:31,658 - Thank you. 728 00:39:31,658 --> 00:39:32,491 You, too. 729 00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:38,013 So Dave says you wanna start your own business. 730 00:39:38,013 --> 00:39:39,753 - [Carmen] Definitely. 731 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:42,070 - Well we could use some help over at the office. 732 00:39:43,073 --> 00:39:45,353 How come you don't drop by more often? 733 00:39:45,353 --> 00:39:46,873 - You'll understand when you have kids. 734 00:39:46,873 --> 00:39:49,833 This little bug kicks my butt all day, don't you, bonita? 735 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:51,603 - Except when I'm at Rainbow. 736 00:39:51,603 --> 00:39:52,483 - [Elle] What's that? 737 00:39:52,483 --> 00:39:53,643 - Her preschool. 738 00:39:53,643 --> 00:39:57,453 - After Rainbow Rosalinda comes over, she's my nanny. 739 00:39:57,453 --> 00:40:00,893 - But there are some things only a mommy can do, right baby? 740 00:40:00,893 --> 00:40:03,243 - Rosalinda plays hide and seek and monsters 741 00:40:03,243 --> 00:40:05,083 and we build pillow forts. 742 00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:07,713 - Mommy takes you to movies and yummy restaurants 743 00:40:07,713 --> 00:40:09,793 and buys you pretty dresses. 744 00:40:09,793 --> 00:40:12,252 - Mommy, can Miss Elle take a bath with me? 745 00:40:12,252 --> 00:40:13,690 (both laughing) 746 00:40:15,673 --> 00:40:17,423 - [Dave] No, I know. 747 00:40:17,423 --> 00:40:19,723 I'm not sure, as quick as I can darling, okay? 748 00:40:21,173 --> 00:40:22,234 Bye. 749 00:40:22,234 --> 00:40:23,534 (phone clatters) 750 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,066 - This is my favorite. 751 00:40:28,066 --> 00:40:29,330 (mouse clicks) 752 00:40:30,405 --> 00:40:32,046 What do you think of him? 753 00:40:32,046 --> 00:40:33,629 - [Dave] Brilliant. 754 00:40:35,773 --> 00:40:38,013 - [Elle] If you're ever looking for a present for Carmen. 755 00:40:38,013 --> 00:40:39,220 - [Dave] The bikini or the girl? 756 00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:41,073 - The bikini. 757 00:40:41,073 --> 00:40:42,273 It's right up her alley. 758 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,926 - [Carmen] It is exactly why'd she wear it. 759 00:40:45,203 --> 00:40:46,803 - I would too if I had her body. 760 00:40:52,453 --> 00:40:57,143 Her closet is like backstage at Fashion Week, 761 00:40:57,143 --> 00:40:58,386 I mean, it's insane. 762 00:40:59,243 --> 00:41:00,623 How do you afford it? 763 00:41:00,623 --> 00:41:02,083 - I don't. 764 00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:03,241 I can't. 765 00:41:03,241 --> 00:41:06,083 She blows through my trust like play money. 766 00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:08,566 Each month we barely make it to the finish line. 767 00:41:09,502 --> 00:41:10,769 (Dave sighs) 768 00:41:16,603 --> 00:41:18,893 - I am gonna email the photographer 769 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:22,174 and see if he is available. 770 00:41:22,174 --> 00:41:23,833 (mouse clicks) 771 00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:25,533 (keyboard clicking) 772 00:41:31,973 --> 00:41:33,673 Can I ask you a personal question? 773 00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:36,333 - Why'd I marry her? 774 00:41:42,173 --> 00:41:43,006 (Dave sighs) 775 00:41:43,006 --> 00:41:44,546 Honestly, we had fun at first. 776 00:41:46,043 --> 00:41:48,093 Went to the gym together, we went hiking. 777 00:41:50,114 --> 00:41:51,913 We traveled loads. 778 00:41:51,913 --> 00:41:54,836 Nonstop shagging, our chemistry was incredible. 779 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,536 Once Esme was born all the fun stopped. 780 00:42:04,003 --> 00:42:04,956 - No more sex? 781 00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:07,873 - On the once-a-month plan now. 782 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:12,183 Such a cliche. 783 00:42:12,183 --> 00:42:14,233 Even a blind man could've seen it coming. 784 00:42:16,933 --> 00:42:20,246 Marry for conversation, it's the only thing that lasts. 785 00:42:23,292 --> 00:42:25,225 (crickets chirping) 786 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:31,636 - So, Mom called. 787 00:42:34,303 --> 00:42:35,466 Welcome back. 788 00:42:37,493 --> 00:42:39,173 - What'd she say? 789 00:42:39,173 --> 00:42:43,986 - I'm still disowned, still Judas, but not you. 790 00:42:45,603 --> 00:42:47,263 She said that even though she'd preferred 791 00:42:47,263 --> 00:42:49,273 if you went back and finished at State, 792 00:42:49,273 --> 00:42:53,033 she is fine with you going to any school you want. 793 00:42:53,033 --> 00:42:54,433 Even art school. 794 00:42:54,433 --> 00:42:56,716 She'll pay for it, too, no questions asked. 795 00:42:57,554 --> 00:42:58,943 - Wait, really? 796 00:42:58,943 --> 00:43:00,153 - Yeah, yeah. 797 00:43:00,153 --> 00:43:02,253 I'm pretty sure it's the first time 798 00:43:02,253 --> 00:43:03,933 she's surrendered to anyone since she spread 799 00:43:03,933 --> 00:43:05,583 her legs for our lord and savior. 800 00:43:08,373 --> 00:43:09,263 What's the matter? You won. 801 00:43:09,263 --> 00:43:10,763 You're supposed to be happier. 802 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:15,983 Oh, shit, you don't wanna leave. 803 00:43:18,813 --> 00:43:19,646 What's his name? 804 00:43:23,733 --> 00:43:24,783 - You don't know him. 805 00:43:26,163 --> 00:43:28,563 Besides, it doesn't matter, he's got a girlfriend. 806 00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:31,475 (Elle sighs) 807 00:43:31,475 --> 00:43:32,603 - [Connor] Is he into you? 808 00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:36,208 - No. 809 00:43:38,906 --> 00:43:40,722 I don't know, maybe. 810 00:43:40,722 --> 00:43:41,555 Maybe. 811 00:43:47,503 --> 00:43:51,173 - [Connor] Listen, any guy that you like 812 00:43:51,173 --> 00:43:54,078 who's unavailable, isn't a guy. 813 00:43:55,263 --> 00:43:56,136 He's a drug. 814 00:43:57,043 --> 00:43:59,186 And not like a drug, an actual one. 815 00:44:00,063 --> 00:44:03,173 And way back in the 80s, what did the scary skeletor lady 816 00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:05,799 in the White House tell us to do when we get offered drugs? 817 00:44:06,757 --> 00:44:08,743 - I don't know. 818 00:44:08,743 --> 00:44:09,893 - [Connor] Just say no. 819 00:44:11,053 --> 00:44:12,466 - Did anyone listen to her? 820 00:44:14,641 --> 00:44:16,438 - Of course not. 821 00:44:16,438 --> 00:44:17,601 (crickets chirping) 822 00:44:17,601 --> 00:44:19,733 - [Elle Voiceover] I should've phoned home the next day. 823 00:44:19,733 --> 00:44:21,386 It was the perfect time to leave. 824 00:44:24,843 --> 00:44:26,053 - [Katie Voiceover] But you thought Dave 825 00:44:26,053 --> 00:44:29,186 was your destiny, didn't you? 826 00:44:34,532 --> 00:44:38,448 ♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪ 827 00:44:38,448 --> 00:44:41,117 ♪ But I gotta tell you ♪ 828 00:44:41,117 --> 00:44:43,593 - Molly. ♪ I got a thing for you ♪ 829 00:44:43,593 --> 00:44:44,866 - Hey, you made it back. 830 00:44:45,753 --> 00:44:47,154 - I wouldn't miss this. 831 00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:48,439 Happy birthday. 832 00:44:48,439 --> 00:44:49,439 - Thank you. 833 00:44:51,949 --> 00:44:52,782 - Hey. 834 00:44:54,753 --> 00:44:56,013 - Where's Carmen? 835 00:44:56,013 --> 00:44:57,063 - Already passed out. 836 00:44:58,263 --> 00:44:59,096 - You slip her a roofie? 837 00:44:59,096 --> 00:45:01,431 - Yeah, but I didn't take advantage. 838 00:45:01,431 --> 00:45:03,843 I heard there was cake. 839 00:45:03,843 --> 00:45:05,695 - Yeah, she saved you some. 840 00:45:05,695 --> 00:45:06,862 - Yeah? Where? 841 00:45:07,851 --> 00:45:09,126 - In the kitchen. 842 00:45:12,275 --> 00:45:13,307 What? 843 00:45:13,307 --> 00:45:15,362 - [Dave] I'm just happy to see you, is all. 844 00:45:15,362 --> 00:45:16,993 You drunk? 845 00:45:16,993 --> 00:45:18,243 - Yeah. 846 00:45:18,243 --> 00:45:19,076 Are you? 847 00:45:20,707 --> 00:45:21,540 Stoned? 848 00:45:23,191 --> 00:45:24,941 (both laughing) 849 00:45:33,214 --> 00:45:34,047 - Come on. 850 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:41,192 ♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪ 851 00:45:41,192 --> 00:45:43,743 ♪ But I gotta tell you ♪ 852 00:45:43,743 --> 00:45:47,223 ♪ Got a thing for you ♪ 853 00:45:47,223 --> 00:45:52,148 (Elle sighs) ♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪ 854 00:45:52,148 --> 00:45:53,990 ♪ But I gotta tell you ♪ 855 00:45:53,990 --> 00:45:58,760 ♪ I got this thing for you ♪ 856 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:03,760 ♪ Ooh, I hate or love you ♪ 857 00:46:03,930 --> 00:46:08,930 ♪ More than anyone ♪ 858 00:46:09,054 --> 00:46:13,930 ♪ Ooh, catch me if you can ♪ 859 00:46:13,930 --> 00:46:17,180 ♪ 'Cause I'm gonna run ♪ 860 00:46:20,952 --> 00:46:22,330 (heavy breathing) 861 00:46:22,330 --> 00:46:26,632 ♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪ 862 00:46:26,632 --> 00:46:29,175 ♪ But I gotta tell you ♪ (door slams) 863 00:46:29,175 --> 00:46:31,659 ♪ Got a thing for you ♪ 864 00:46:33,235 --> 00:46:35,185 (crickets chirping) 865 00:46:37,223 --> 00:46:40,676 - Dave and I continued on like everything was normal. 866 00:46:42,593 --> 00:46:44,993 But then a week later we were at the office late 867 00:46:47,603 --> 00:46:48,966 and he kissed me again. 868 00:46:52,033 --> 00:46:56,853 This time he was sober and I didn't run away. 869 00:47:00,253 --> 00:47:02,143 If I had been a cartoon, 870 00:47:02,143 --> 00:47:04,118 my tongue would've popped out of his ear. 871 00:47:08,842 --> 00:47:11,592 Then, finally, he pushed me away. 872 00:47:15,563 --> 00:47:19,490 He said, "I'm so sorry, but I can't do this." 873 00:47:21,173 --> 00:47:22,496 He was a married man. 874 00:47:24,313 --> 00:47:25,166 I laughed. 875 00:47:26,413 --> 00:47:28,943 Like, what, like I didn't know that? 876 00:47:28,943 --> 00:47:30,366 But I thought he was joking. 877 00:47:32,093 --> 00:47:36,573 And he said it like I was the one who kissed him. 878 00:47:38,383 --> 00:47:39,336 It was nuts. 879 00:47:41,903 --> 00:47:43,176 But I didn't freak out. 880 00:47:44,523 --> 00:47:48,852 Just shrugged it off and said, "You're right, whatever". 881 00:47:52,753 --> 00:47:55,043 Well, I must've been a pretty good actress 882 00:47:56,338 --> 00:47:59,991 because he actually looked hurt that I wasn't that upset. 883 00:48:03,717 --> 00:48:05,567 But then he started kissing me again, 884 00:48:07,023 --> 00:48:08,866 but this time it was more intense. 885 00:48:11,463 --> 00:48:15,576 He started grabbing my ass, my boobs outside of my shirt. 886 00:48:18,143 --> 00:48:23,143 And then he got on his knees, lifted my skirt up, 887 00:48:23,653 --> 00:48:28,351 pulled my underwear down and started licking me. 888 00:48:31,721 --> 00:48:33,156 It was so fucking dirty. 889 00:48:35,870 --> 00:48:38,495 It's the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. 890 00:48:42,493 --> 00:48:44,393 My eyes were open the whole time 891 00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:49,336 and I just kept imagining somebody walking in on us. 892 00:48:52,223 --> 00:48:53,576 I came so hard. 893 00:48:58,113 --> 00:49:00,473 Then about 10 seconds later he said, 894 00:49:06,060 --> 00:49:09,798 "Shit, I'm late to meet Carmen". 895 00:49:11,563 --> 00:49:14,891 He got up, door slammed, 896 00:49:18,053 --> 00:49:18,886 and he's gone. 897 00:49:22,546 --> 00:49:23,379 And I... 898 00:49:27,697 --> 00:49:28,847 (Elle sighs) 899 00:49:32,153 --> 00:49:34,206 - [Katie Voiceover] What he did to you was rape. 900 00:49:35,533 --> 00:49:37,536 Not literally, because you enjoyed it, 901 00:49:38,903 --> 00:49:41,271 but emotional and psychological violence. 902 00:49:44,543 --> 00:49:46,776 - [Elle Voiceover] How did you get to be so strong? 903 00:49:47,903 --> 00:49:49,983 - [Katie Voiceover] I'm not a teenager anymore. 904 00:49:49,983 --> 00:49:52,703 I understand the evil of human beings, 905 00:49:52,703 --> 00:49:55,006 especially those cursed with nut sacks. 906 00:49:56,423 --> 00:49:58,573 - [Elle Voiceover] On Sunday nights, if I watch 907 00:49:58,573 --> 00:50:00,933 a corny Christian movie with my mom 908 00:50:00,933 --> 00:50:02,558 she lets me borrow her car. 909 00:50:02,558 --> 00:50:04,116 (light music) (phone buzzing) 910 00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:14,103 - [Katie Voiceover] My husband's name is Kevin. 911 00:50:14,103 --> 00:50:16,036 He's tall, dark and handsome. 912 00:50:17,153 --> 00:50:20,636 He used to be a Marine, now he sells medical equipment. 913 00:50:23,433 --> 00:50:25,963 I stay home all day with Sarah, she's three, 914 00:50:25,963 --> 00:50:28,876 beyond precious, the best thing I ever did. 915 00:50:31,253 --> 00:50:32,433 - How come you say you wanna meet me 916 00:50:32,433 --> 00:50:35,703 but you never suggest that we like talk on the phone? 917 00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:37,736 You never even ask if we can text. 918 00:50:40,673 --> 00:50:42,435 That's just weird. 919 00:50:42,435 --> 00:50:43,268 (water pattering) 920 00:50:43,268 --> 00:50:45,153 - [Katie Voiceover] Kevin's a jealous freak. 921 00:50:45,153 --> 00:50:46,543 If we called or texted each other, 922 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:49,763 sooner or later he'd snoop in my phone and bust me. 923 00:50:49,763 --> 00:50:52,043 That's why I only get fan mail on my laptop 924 00:50:52,043 --> 00:50:55,163 and I delete everything the second after I read it. 925 00:50:55,163 --> 00:50:57,183 - [Elle Voiceover] Bust you for what? 926 00:50:57,183 --> 00:50:58,266 Having a friend? 927 00:50:59,123 --> 00:51:01,343 Is that an actual crime? 928 00:51:01,343 --> 00:51:03,183 - [Katie Voiceover] No, but we have a deal. 929 00:51:03,183 --> 00:51:04,763 No secrets. 930 00:51:04,763 --> 00:51:07,626 If I told him about you I'd have to tell him how we met. 931 00:51:08,533 --> 00:51:13,350 He knows nothing about my blog, my book, what a slut I was. 932 00:51:15,103 --> 00:51:16,806 If he knew he would go insane. 933 00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:21,763 - [Elle Voiceover] Fine, I get it. 934 00:51:21,763 --> 00:51:23,146 We'll keep things the way they are. 935 00:51:24,423 --> 00:51:25,256 Where was I? 936 00:51:26,193 --> 00:51:29,073 Right, you won't believe this. 937 00:51:29,073 --> 00:51:32,003 But after he went down on me, he put me right back 938 00:51:32,003 --> 00:51:34,496 in the friend zone like it never happened. 939 00:51:35,793 --> 00:51:39,466 - Being insane, I decided it was because it grossed him out. 940 00:51:40,924 --> 00:51:43,432 Like there was something wrong with me. 941 00:51:43,432 --> 00:51:46,313 (light music) 942 00:51:46,313 --> 00:51:49,363 - [Female Reader] Katie, I just finished reading. 943 00:51:49,363 --> 00:51:53,013 You've probably been chopped into itty bitty pieces by now, 944 00:51:53,013 --> 00:51:55,843 but it's just as possible a miracle occurred. 945 00:51:55,843 --> 00:51:59,773 I'm an aquarius, we're all about miracles. 946 00:51:59,773 --> 00:52:02,013 So I choose to believe you're out there 947 00:52:02,013 --> 00:52:03,748 having an awesome life. 948 00:52:08,211 --> 00:52:10,711 (door clicks) 949 00:52:12,543 --> 00:52:13,376 - Hello? 950 00:52:16,897 --> 00:52:17,733 (Elle sighs) 951 00:52:17,733 --> 00:52:19,443 - [Dave] It's just me. 952 00:52:19,443 --> 00:52:21,133 - I thought you weren't gonna be back until tomorrow. 953 00:52:22,307 --> 00:52:24,013 - I managed to escape early. 954 00:52:24,013 --> 00:52:24,946 What are you still doing here? 955 00:52:24,946 --> 00:52:26,204 Don't you have your own desk? 956 00:52:27,623 --> 00:52:30,873 - I'm just seeing beyond my job description. 957 00:52:30,873 --> 00:52:32,673 Working on some ideas. 958 00:52:32,673 --> 00:52:33,586 - You have pluck. 959 00:52:34,543 --> 00:52:36,286 - Well, you noticed. 960 00:52:38,988 --> 00:52:40,933 (Dave sighs) 961 00:52:40,933 --> 00:52:43,923 - What a waste of time, the whole trip. 962 00:52:43,923 --> 00:52:46,293 Who ever the Japanese were polite? 963 00:52:46,293 --> 00:52:48,903 - Someone who's never heard of Pearl Harbor. 964 00:52:48,903 --> 00:52:50,233 - Well, at least that was over pretty quick. 965 00:52:50,233 --> 00:52:52,133 This was more like the Bataan Death March 966 00:52:52,133 --> 00:52:54,617 with an order of cold uni. 967 00:52:54,617 --> 00:52:56,773 (Elle groans) 968 00:52:56,773 --> 00:52:57,623 You want a drink? 969 00:52:58,553 --> 00:53:01,253 - If it'll wash the taste of uni out of my mind, yeah. 970 00:53:02,313 --> 00:53:05,336 - Fun fact, uni isn't the actual urchin. 971 00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:08,633 It's the urchin's gonads. 972 00:53:08,633 --> 00:53:09,696 - Make that a double. 973 00:53:14,409 --> 00:53:15,768 (Dave sighs) 974 00:53:19,156 --> 00:53:19,989 Thank you. 975 00:53:20,895 --> 00:53:22,262 (glasses clinking) 976 00:53:27,696 --> 00:53:29,156 - [Dave] So, how've you been? 977 00:53:32,683 --> 00:53:33,516 - Honestly? 978 00:53:36,090 --> 00:53:37,315 (Elle chuckles) 979 00:53:41,883 --> 00:53:42,716 - Come here. 980 00:53:56,923 --> 00:53:58,225 Tell me everything. 981 00:54:04,386 --> 00:54:06,244 (light dramatic music) 982 00:54:09,504 --> 00:54:11,537 What did you... 983 00:54:11,537 --> 00:54:13,620 - It's manicure scissors. 984 00:54:17,563 --> 00:54:18,396 - Is that my fault? 985 00:54:18,396 --> 00:54:19,229 - No. 986 00:54:19,229 --> 00:54:20,062 No, no, no, no, no. 987 00:54:20,062 --> 00:54:20,895 I um... 988 00:54:23,058 --> 00:54:24,808 Been doing it for years on and off. 989 00:54:26,862 --> 00:54:29,963 It's just whenever I get overwhelmed by a situation 990 00:54:31,903 --> 00:54:35,573 or I feel like- 991 00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:38,183 - You wouldn't feel overwhelmed if I had 992 00:54:38,183 --> 00:54:40,356 the courage to admit that I was in love with you. 993 00:54:43,034 --> 00:54:43,962 (Elle gasps) 994 00:54:45,562 --> 00:54:48,062 (light music) 995 00:54:51,482 --> 00:54:54,674 (crickets chirping) (Elle giggles) 996 00:54:57,169 --> 00:55:02,169 ♪ I don't wanna tell you what you're doing wrong ♪ 997 00:55:02,380 --> 00:55:05,032 ♪ Boy you got rocks in your pockets ♪ 998 00:55:05,032 --> 00:55:06,560 ♪ You better stop it ♪ 999 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,357 ♪ The cinder block is dropping ♪ 1000 00:55:09,357 --> 00:55:11,942 ♪ Down beneath the surface ♪ 1001 00:55:11,942 --> 00:55:14,778 ♪ Is it working ♪ 1002 00:55:14,778 --> 00:55:17,606 ♪ I know you're hurting ♪ 1003 00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:21,765 ♪ You don't deserve it ♪ 1004 00:55:21,765 --> 00:55:24,642 ♪ Put her in the light ♪ 1005 00:55:24,642 --> 00:55:27,837 ♪ We need to see where we're going ♪ 1006 00:55:27,837 --> 00:55:30,125 ♪ Up, up, up, up ♪ 1007 00:55:30,125 --> 00:55:33,150 ♪ Yeah, we're going up ♪ 1008 00:55:39,407 --> 00:55:42,240 (heavy breathing) 1009 00:55:48,751 --> 00:55:50,292 (Elle giggles) 1010 00:55:52,743 --> 00:55:54,234 (phone clicks) 1011 00:55:55,242 --> 00:55:56,858 (crickets chirping) 1012 00:55:57,833 --> 00:56:00,373 - [Katie Voiceover] Okay, three crucial questions 1013 00:56:00,373 --> 00:56:02,053 after a night of boneage. 1014 00:56:04,243 --> 00:56:06,353 How big was his dick? 1015 00:56:06,353 --> 00:56:07,826 Did you go down on him? 1016 00:56:08,703 --> 00:56:09,556 Did you cum? 1017 00:56:10,809 --> 00:56:14,103 (light music) (crickets chirping) 1018 00:56:14,103 --> 00:56:16,436 Waiting for my answers. 1019 00:56:18,503 --> 00:56:20,753 I'm watching "True Crime" on TV. 1020 00:56:20,753 --> 00:56:22,553 Did you know the leading cause of homicide 1021 00:56:22,553 --> 00:56:25,653 in women is having a smile that lights up the room? 1022 00:56:25,653 --> 00:56:28,280 In men it's giving friends the shirt off your back. 1023 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:29,813 (Katie laughs) 1024 00:56:29,813 --> 00:56:30,756 It's true! 1025 00:56:31,743 --> 00:56:34,843 Last week a girl disappeared a few miles from here. 1026 00:56:34,843 --> 00:56:38,103 Stella something-Polish. 1027 00:56:38,103 --> 00:56:39,643 Did you read about it? 1028 00:56:39,643 --> 00:56:43,629 They found her body this morning floating in a reservoir. 1029 00:56:45,083 --> 00:56:45,916 Yuck. 1030 00:56:47,083 --> 00:56:47,916 Hello? 1031 00:56:48,803 --> 00:56:49,716 Where are you? 1032 00:56:50,853 --> 00:56:51,686 Are you dead? 1033 00:56:52,664 --> 00:56:54,431 (crickets chirping) 1034 00:56:58,703 --> 00:57:01,466 - Sorry about last night, I had a sugar crash. 1035 00:57:02,913 --> 00:57:04,853 How do you stay up so late and raise 1036 00:57:04,853 --> 00:57:06,123 a kid at the same time? 1037 00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:08,083 - [Katie Voiceover] I have a nanny five mornings a week. 1038 00:57:08,083 --> 00:57:10,243 I'm as lazy as Carmen. 1039 00:57:10,243 --> 00:57:11,936 Hey, maybe I am Carmen. 1040 00:57:12,803 --> 00:57:14,086 Ew, creepy. 1041 00:57:14,923 --> 00:57:16,393 - Not funny if true. 1042 00:57:16,393 --> 00:57:18,673 - [Katie Voiceover] Dude, it was a joke. 1043 00:57:18,673 --> 00:57:21,278 I have real boobs and hate spicy food. 1044 00:57:22,423 --> 00:57:24,753 Now stop being such a paranoid loser 1045 00:57:24,753 --> 00:57:26,053 and tell me what happened. 1046 00:57:27,964 --> 00:57:29,463 (Dave sighs) 1047 00:57:29,463 --> 00:57:30,463 - You smell so good. 1048 00:57:32,313 --> 00:57:33,533 You feel so good. 1049 00:57:35,764 --> 00:57:36,931 Taste so good. 1050 00:57:39,735 --> 00:57:41,493 You're perfect, you know that? 1051 00:57:46,596 --> 00:57:49,066 I wanna crawl inside you and never come out. 1052 00:57:53,021 --> 00:57:53,854 - Okay. 1053 00:57:59,864 --> 00:58:02,253 (toothbrush rustling) 1054 00:58:02,253 --> 00:58:04,053 Here's something I don't get. 1055 00:58:04,053 --> 00:58:05,403 If you and Carmen fight all the time 1056 00:58:05,403 --> 00:58:07,603 then how does you staying married help Esme? 1057 00:58:12,333 --> 00:58:14,393 Wouldn't it be better to get divorced now 1058 00:58:15,363 --> 00:58:16,963 before you mess her up for life? 1059 00:58:18,223 --> 00:58:19,363 - It's an excellent question. 1060 00:58:19,363 --> 00:58:21,364 - Yes, I'm aware of that. 1061 00:58:21,364 --> 00:58:23,790 (phone clicks) (Elle giggles) 1062 00:58:23,790 --> 00:58:24,973 (Elle grunts) 1063 00:58:24,973 --> 00:58:26,723 - I wish I had an excellent answer. 1064 00:58:29,663 --> 00:58:31,304 (phone clicks) 1065 00:58:34,204 --> 00:58:38,273 - You know, I'm not asking for myself, I promise. 1066 00:58:38,273 --> 00:58:41,666 I just want you to be happy, and Esme, too. 1067 00:58:42,512 --> 00:58:43,746 - What about Carmen? 1068 00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:46,228 - She can suffer. 1069 00:58:46,228 --> 00:58:47,695 (both laughing) 1070 00:58:50,099 --> 00:58:51,466 (Dave sighs) 1071 00:58:54,133 --> 00:58:55,703 - Okay. 1072 00:58:55,703 --> 00:59:00,203 The real reason I don't divorce her is quite humiliating. 1073 00:59:01,492 --> 00:59:02,543 - For who? 1074 00:59:02,543 --> 00:59:03,883 - Whom? 1075 00:59:03,883 --> 00:59:04,716 For me. 1076 00:59:09,823 --> 00:59:12,703 If we get divorced she'll take half of everything, 1077 00:59:12,703 --> 00:59:14,366 which means En Garde goes under. 1078 00:59:18,893 --> 00:59:20,903 - So you care more about your business 1079 00:59:20,903 --> 00:59:22,186 than your own happiness? 1080 00:59:23,443 --> 00:59:24,276 - Honestly? 1081 00:59:25,133 --> 00:59:25,966 I... 1082 00:59:27,953 --> 00:59:29,303 I doubt I'll ever be happy. 1083 00:59:30,213 --> 00:59:31,663 Not in this lifetime, anyway. 1084 00:59:33,033 --> 00:59:36,516 I want to be secure, own a business I'm proud of. 1085 00:59:43,773 --> 00:59:45,615 (phone dings) 1086 00:59:54,733 --> 00:59:57,496 - [Elle Voiceover] The letter U instead Y-O-U. 1087 00:59:58,413 --> 01:00:00,413 No question mark. 1088 01:00:00,413 --> 01:00:02,053 But the weirdest thing was that Dave 1089 01:00:02,053 --> 01:00:05,591 would never say fucking, always making love. 1090 01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:13,883 - [Katie Voiceover] Oh no, the bitch stole his phone. 1091 01:00:15,070 --> 01:00:16,123 (light dramatic music) 1092 01:00:16,123 --> 01:00:18,176 - [Elle Voiceover] 100%, I knew it. 1093 01:00:21,203 --> 01:00:23,583 - [Katie Voiceover] It was a trap. 1094 01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:24,906 - [Elle Voiceover] Definitely. 1095 01:00:27,803 --> 01:00:29,366 But maybe also a gift. 1096 01:00:33,203 --> 01:00:35,213 An opportunity. 1097 01:00:35,213 --> 01:00:37,181 An open door in my jail cell. 1098 01:00:38,613 --> 01:00:40,773 I might never get a chance like this again 1099 01:00:40,773 --> 01:00:42,906 and no one could blame me for escaping. 1100 01:00:44,003 --> 01:00:46,436 How was I supposed to know the text wasn't from him? 1101 01:00:49,283 --> 01:00:53,289 - I'm only happy when you're inside me. 1102 01:00:55,443 --> 01:00:57,500 God, how I love you, David. 1103 01:00:59,043 --> 01:01:03,253 Come over again tonight. 1104 01:01:04,861 --> 01:01:06,761 - [Katie Voiceover] (laughs) Oh, shit. 1105 01:01:07,923 --> 01:01:08,756 You're my hero. 1106 01:01:16,234 --> 01:01:17,067 (Elle sighs) 1107 01:01:17,067 --> 01:01:18,773 (phone ringing) 1108 01:01:18,773 --> 01:01:19,623 - Hello? 1109 01:01:19,623 --> 01:01:21,743 - [Dave] Did you just text me? 1110 01:01:21,743 --> 01:01:24,213 - Well, I mean, I responded back to you. 1111 01:01:24,213 --> 01:01:26,683 - [Dave] Shit, what did my text say? 1112 01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:28,103 - You don't remember? 1113 01:01:28,103 --> 01:01:29,733 - [Dave] Quick, tell me. 1114 01:01:29,733 --> 01:01:32,163 - You said that you loved fucking me last night 1115 01:01:32,163 --> 01:01:33,913 and that you wanted to do it again. 1116 01:01:34,813 --> 01:01:35,863 I said tonight. 1117 01:01:35,863 --> 01:01:37,503 - [Dave] No, no, Carmen wrote it. 1118 01:01:37,503 --> 01:01:39,163 She stole my phone. 1119 01:01:39,163 --> 01:01:41,443 I'm trying to talk my way out of it, I'll call you later. 1120 01:01:41,443 --> 01:01:43,498 - Don't, Dave. 1121 01:01:43,498 --> 01:01:44,483 - [Dave] What? 1122 01:01:44,483 --> 01:01:47,313 - Listen to me, take care of your family. 1123 01:01:47,313 --> 01:01:48,946 Forget about me, I mean it. 1124 01:01:50,617 --> 01:01:51,450 I quit. 1125 01:01:51,450 --> 01:01:52,283 - [Dave] What? No. 1126 01:01:52,283 --> 01:01:53,836 Listen, you're not gonna... 1127 01:01:53,836 --> 01:01:58,836 ♪ What an unnatural sight ♪ 1128 01:01:59,897 --> 01:02:03,874 ♪ Her eyes, they felt stunned ♪ 1129 01:02:03,874 --> 01:02:08,685 ♪ To the back ♪ 1130 01:02:08,685 --> 01:02:10,613 ♪ Views of skyline ♪ 1131 01:02:10,613 --> 01:02:12,614 - [Elle Voiceover] I was so excited to move on 1132 01:02:12,614 --> 01:02:14,003 (hand knocking) that it never occurred 1133 01:02:14,003 --> 01:02:16,155 to me that Connor would find out. 1134 01:02:16,155 --> 01:02:18,383 (Connor sighs) 1135 01:02:18,383 --> 01:02:20,016 - I'm sorry that I let you down. 1136 01:02:24,362 --> 01:02:27,431 I kinda assumed that you'd be a bit more pissed off. 1137 01:02:29,823 --> 01:02:30,656 - Listen. 1138 01:02:32,193 --> 01:02:33,646 Dave gets most of the blame. 1139 01:02:36,373 --> 01:02:38,816 He's older, he's married. 1140 01:02:39,993 --> 01:02:41,366 He was your employer. 1141 01:02:43,173 --> 01:02:46,543 You know, if you wanna sue him my friend 1142 01:02:46,543 --> 01:02:47,687 would be happy to take the case. 1143 01:02:47,687 --> 01:02:48,520 - No, no. 1144 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:51,926 He's a good guy. 1145 01:02:53,463 --> 01:02:55,308 He's just really unhappy. 1146 01:02:57,367 --> 01:02:58,200 And... 1147 01:03:00,283 --> 01:03:02,033 It's on both of us. 1148 01:03:02,033 --> 01:03:04,186 I could've prevented it. 1149 01:03:08,673 --> 01:03:12,376 - Anyway, um, I know somebody who will hire you. 1150 01:03:13,363 --> 01:03:15,553 The pay is really shitty, but the uniform 1151 01:03:15,553 --> 01:03:17,816 is really unflattering so nobody will hit on you. 1152 01:03:18,724 --> 01:03:19,782 (Elle laughs) 1153 01:03:21,690 --> 01:03:23,239 - Thank you. 1154 01:03:23,239 --> 01:03:24,525 (glasses clinking) 1155 01:03:25,583 --> 01:03:27,293 - [Female Reader] Oh, Katie. 1156 01:03:27,293 --> 01:03:30,966 So much pain seeing myself in your words. 1157 01:03:32,343 --> 01:03:34,613 What I wouldn't give to reclaim just one 1158 01:03:34,613 --> 01:03:36,303 tick tock of my youth. 1159 01:03:39,322 --> 01:03:40,155 - [Elle Voiceover] It's the first time you didn't 1160 01:03:40,155 --> 01:03:41,786 write back after one of my emails. 1161 01:03:43,203 --> 01:03:44,266 Did something happen? 1162 01:03:46,113 --> 01:03:47,363 Finally had enough of me? 1163 01:03:51,463 --> 01:03:53,016 - Ready for a little uplift? 1164 01:04:00,833 --> 01:04:03,153 - [Pastor] And as views of his miraculous power 1165 01:04:03,153 --> 01:04:07,163 spread across the land the people delivered 1166 01:04:07,163 --> 01:04:10,986 unto our lord the cripple, the blind, 1167 01:04:12,386 --> 01:04:16,736 those wracked by pain, tormented by seizures, 1168 01:04:18,410 --> 01:04:20,374 even those possessed by demons. 1169 01:04:20,374 --> 01:04:22,841 (phone buzzes) (light dramatic music) 1170 01:04:25,476 --> 01:04:28,093 - [Katie Voiceover] Sorry I disappeared. 1171 01:04:28,093 --> 01:04:31,013 Kevin walked up behind me while I was on my computer, 1172 01:04:31,013 --> 01:04:34,373 he asked who I was writing to and I had no choice. 1173 01:04:34,373 --> 01:04:35,423 I told him the truth. 1174 01:04:36,263 --> 01:04:38,653 About you, about my book. 1175 01:04:38,653 --> 01:04:39,726 He freaked out. 1176 01:04:40,693 --> 01:04:42,583 He thinks the fact that you won't meet me in person 1177 01:04:42,583 --> 01:04:44,633 means you're a dude who wants to rape me. 1178 01:04:46,173 --> 01:04:48,563 But even if he's wrong he said he still hates 1179 01:04:48,563 --> 01:04:50,463 your guts because I kept you a secret. 1180 01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:58,253 Anyway, he made me promise never to write you again. 1181 01:04:58,253 --> 01:04:59,556 I lied and said okay. 1182 01:05:01,113 --> 01:05:03,816 Like I'd ever let a man control my existence. 1183 01:05:04,823 --> 01:05:05,923 He should know better. 1184 01:05:07,693 --> 01:05:08,953 Go on with your story. 1185 01:05:08,953 --> 01:05:10,977 Please tell me Dave was history. 1186 01:05:10,977 --> 01:05:12,863 - [Man] The chosen will banish the demons, 1187 01:05:12,863 --> 01:05:16,423 speak in new tongues, bring the word of God 1188 01:05:16,423 --> 01:05:18,366 to every corner of the earth. 1189 01:05:21,703 --> 01:05:23,173 - [Elle Voiceover] I hoped so. 1190 01:05:23,173 --> 01:05:25,503 I went to work every day and every day 1191 01:05:25,503 --> 01:05:27,746 I missed him less and less. 1192 01:05:30,959 --> 01:05:32,463 (door thuds) 1193 01:05:32,463 --> 01:05:33,296 - Elle! 1194 01:05:39,043 --> 01:05:40,876 We should talk, right? 1195 01:05:42,853 --> 01:05:45,693 Actually, we were all pretty jazzed Carmen 1196 01:05:45,693 --> 01:05:46,933 finally busted him. 1197 01:05:46,933 --> 01:05:49,473 - I thought that you all love Dave. 1198 01:05:49,473 --> 01:05:53,893 - We do, we just hate that he sleeps with his assistants. 1199 01:05:53,893 --> 01:05:55,848 Hopefully that's over now. 1200 01:05:55,848 --> 01:05:57,948 We can all finally look Carmen in the eye. 1201 01:06:01,744 --> 01:06:02,577 Oh. 1202 01:06:04,383 --> 01:06:07,269 You thought you were like the first one? 1203 01:06:10,973 --> 01:06:11,806 No. 1204 01:06:14,093 --> 01:06:14,926 - How... 1205 01:06:16,133 --> 01:06:17,346 How many others? 1206 01:06:19,773 --> 01:06:21,273 - [Molly] All of them, really. 1207 01:06:22,373 --> 01:06:24,543 Except for the one that was born male. 1208 01:06:24,543 --> 01:06:26,543 Dave didn't know that when he hired her. 1209 01:06:27,563 --> 01:06:28,713 - What about the last one? 1210 01:06:28,713 --> 01:06:30,343 The gum chewer? 1211 01:06:30,343 --> 01:06:31,373 - Yeah. 1212 01:06:31,373 --> 01:06:33,213 She got super attached. 1213 01:06:33,213 --> 01:06:35,313 She went psycho and moved back to Florida. 1214 01:06:37,403 --> 01:06:38,683 Hey, hey. 1215 01:06:38,683 --> 01:06:39,606 Don't freak out. 1216 01:06:41,073 --> 01:06:41,996 You won. 1217 01:06:43,233 --> 01:06:45,963 You are young and gorgeous and you have 1218 01:06:45,963 --> 01:06:47,496 your whole life ahead of you. 1219 01:06:49,983 --> 01:06:52,693 He has to go straight home to Carmen every night. 1220 01:06:52,693 --> 01:06:54,933 He's not allowed to travel without her, 1221 01:06:54,933 --> 01:06:57,453 she even picked out his new assistant. 1222 01:06:57,453 --> 01:06:59,206 - Why doesn't she just divorce him? 1223 01:07:00,073 --> 01:07:01,133 - Well, she probably would if she knew 1224 01:07:01,133 --> 01:07:02,383 the truth about you guys. 1225 01:07:03,503 --> 01:07:06,156 But he told Carmen you guys only slept together once. 1226 01:07:07,493 --> 01:07:09,893 He said he did it because he felt sorry for you. 1227 01:07:15,765 --> 01:07:17,013 (Elle sighs) 1228 01:07:18,313 --> 01:07:19,786 - How do you know so much? 1229 01:07:21,703 --> 01:07:25,466 - I'm smarter than Dave, so he isn't attracted to me. 1230 01:07:27,413 --> 01:07:29,663 But that also means he tells me everything. 1231 01:07:35,403 --> 01:07:37,533 I'm sorry. (door thuds) 1232 01:07:38,433 --> 01:07:39,866 - Are you? Really? 1233 01:07:43,033 --> 01:07:45,514 Why doesn't he just divorce her? 1234 01:07:45,514 --> 01:07:46,833 I mean, is he really so scared about losing 1235 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:47,733 half of his money? 1236 01:07:49,149 --> 01:07:50,763 - What do you mean? 1237 01:07:50,763 --> 01:07:51,866 He loses all of it. 1238 01:07:53,783 --> 01:07:55,133 He signed a prenup. 1239 01:07:55,133 --> 01:07:57,623 If they get a divorce he doesn't get a cent. 1240 01:07:57,623 --> 01:07:59,428 - No, what about his trust? 1241 01:08:01,413 --> 01:08:02,763 - Is that what he told you? 1242 01:08:03,633 --> 01:08:07,326 No, she comes from one of the richest families in El Paso. 1243 01:08:09,063 --> 01:08:11,373 Her dad bankrolls the company. 1244 01:08:11,373 --> 01:08:13,373 He even helped him get his green card. 1245 01:08:13,373 --> 01:08:16,686 When she met him he was literally selling used cars. 1246 01:08:18,285 --> 01:08:20,468 (crickets chirping) (light dramatic music) 1247 01:08:23,512 --> 01:08:24,346 - Hey. 1248 01:08:27,753 --> 01:08:29,270 What did Molly tell you? 1249 01:08:29,270 --> 01:08:30,676 - Are you stalking me now? 1250 01:08:33,303 --> 01:08:36,343 You know, I should be angry at you for hiring me 1251 01:08:36,343 --> 01:08:37,643 just so you could fuck me, 1252 01:08:39,743 --> 01:08:42,612 but I'm so insane I'm weirdly flattered. 1253 01:08:42,612 --> 01:08:46,556 But what I can't forgive is what a liar you are. 1254 01:08:47,862 --> 01:08:50,726 Carmen isn't a gold digging whore, you are. 1255 01:08:52,303 --> 01:08:53,495 You make me sick. 1256 01:08:55,243 --> 01:08:57,003 - Stop, wait, please. 1257 01:08:57,003 --> 01:08:58,303 Just let me say something. 1258 01:08:59,253 --> 01:09:01,182 Look, no matter what happened before, 1259 01:09:01,182 --> 01:09:02,566 it was different with us. 1260 01:09:04,663 --> 01:09:06,533 We had something special, Elle. 1261 01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:07,753 I go to sleep and I miss you, 1262 01:09:07,753 --> 01:09:09,566 I wake up and my life, it's empty. 1263 01:09:11,012 --> 01:09:12,676 I need you, Elle. 1264 01:09:15,003 --> 01:09:15,835 I love you. 1265 01:09:18,213 --> 01:09:20,413 Carmen's with her parents on Saturday night. 1266 01:09:21,453 --> 01:09:24,335 Have dinner with me, please. 1267 01:09:28,813 --> 01:09:29,646 - I can't. 1268 01:09:33,403 --> 01:09:34,575 I have a hot date. 1269 01:09:35,857 --> 01:09:37,003 (light dramatic music) 1270 01:09:37,003 --> 01:09:39,043 - [Elle Voiceover] I had no idea that cruelty 1271 01:09:39,043 --> 01:09:40,936 could feel so good. 1272 01:09:44,663 --> 01:09:47,403 - Do you have any tall, gorgeous male friends? 1273 01:09:47,403 --> 01:09:48,236 - Sure. 1274 01:09:49,473 --> 01:09:51,102 - Black? 1275 01:09:51,102 --> 01:09:52,503 - Yeah, of course. 1276 01:09:52,503 --> 01:09:53,797 - Straight? 1277 01:09:53,797 --> 01:09:55,723 - Ah, can't help you there. 1278 01:09:55,723 --> 01:09:56,556 - No. 1279 01:09:56,556 --> 01:09:58,553 So you're not racist, you're just- 1280 01:09:58,553 --> 01:09:59,852 - Heterophobic, yeah. 1281 01:09:59,852 --> 01:10:00,726 - Yeah, breeders? 1282 01:10:04,533 --> 01:10:08,303 - What about a tall gorgeous black male friend 1283 01:10:08,303 --> 01:10:11,023 that can pass as straight? 1284 01:10:11,023 --> 01:10:13,463 - [Katie Voiceover] Oh, my God. 1285 01:10:13,463 --> 01:10:14,366 I love it. 1286 01:10:17,203 --> 01:10:18,723 - [Elle Voiceover] Why is it no matter how liberal 1287 01:10:18,723 --> 01:10:21,373 a white guy is, when it comes to a black guy 1288 01:10:21,373 --> 01:10:23,736 boning his girl he goes full Albright? 1289 01:10:24,923 --> 01:10:25,756 - [Katie Voiceover] I think it's 'cause of 1290 01:10:25,756 --> 01:10:27,436 the true myth about black dicks. 1291 01:10:28,913 --> 01:10:31,503 - [Elle Voiceover] Maybe deep down they wanna suck one. 1292 01:10:31,503 --> 01:10:33,404 - Don't we all. (doorbell dings) 1293 01:10:33,404 --> 01:10:34,973 (crickets chirping) 1294 01:10:34,973 --> 01:10:36,626 - Oh, hey, gorgeous. 1295 01:10:38,182 --> 01:10:39,542 - Back at ya, blue eyes. 1296 01:10:39,542 --> 01:10:41,593 (Elle laughs) 1297 01:10:41,593 --> 01:10:43,173 - It's just on the hill, do you mind if we walk? 1298 01:10:43,173 --> 01:10:44,096 - I prefer it. 1299 01:10:46,563 --> 01:10:48,463 - [Elle] Don't look now, but he's across 1300 01:10:48,463 --> 01:10:50,033 the street stalking us. 1301 01:10:50,033 --> 01:10:51,633 Don't worry, he's not dangerous. 1302 01:10:53,727 --> 01:10:55,115 - I'm not worried about a thing. 1303 01:10:55,115 --> 01:10:57,159 - (laughs) You're smooth. 1304 01:10:57,159 --> 01:11:00,163 - I minored in theater at Arizona State University. 1305 01:11:00,163 --> 01:11:00,995 (phone dings) 1306 01:11:00,995 --> 01:11:02,773 Is he live tweeting this? 1307 01:11:02,773 --> 01:11:04,723 - No, he's texting me. 1308 01:11:04,723 --> 01:11:06,203 It's working. 1309 01:11:06,203 --> 01:11:07,036 Mute! 1310 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:11,043 - By the way, adore the Miu Miu Slingbacks. 1311 01:11:11,043 --> 01:11:13,063 - Well, thank you, Connor picked them out. 1312 01:11:13,063 --> 01:11:13,896 - Figured. 1313 01:11:13,896 --> 01:11:16,361 - Why, because the rest of my outfit is shit? 1314 01:11:16,361 --> 01:11:17,823 (laughs) Oh, great. 1315 01:11:17,823 --> 01:11:20,490 (light jazz music) 1316 01:11:21,373 --> 01:11:22,756 - Did locusts attack these? 1317 01:11:24,403 --> 01:11:25,453 This is unacceptable. 1318 01:11:26,463 --> 01:11:28,828 It's time for you to woman the hell up. 1319 01:11:28,828 --> 01:11:30,328 You're not a teenager anymore. 1320 01:11:31,623 --> 01:11:32,766 - What do you suggest? 1321 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,523 - "La French" as the French call it, 1322 01:11:36,523 --> 01:11:37,873 even though we invented it. 1323 01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:41,613 Pale pink base, white tip. 1324 01:11:41,613 --> 01:11:45,426 Womanly, sophisticated, timeless. 1325 01:11:46,310 --> 01:11:47,209 - Well, that's me. 1326 01:11:48,533 --> 01:11:49,983 - And leave these poor cuticles alone. 1327 01:11:49,983 --> 01:11:52,616 If you're angry, chew out other people. 1328 01:11:55,503 --> 01:11:56,929 - Wow. 1329 01:11:56,929 --> 01:11:58,713 You should be a life coach. 1330 01:11:58,713 --> 01:11:59,963 - Connor didn't tell you? 1331 01:12:00,833 --> 01:12:02,253 It's what I am. 1332 01:12:02,253 --> 01:12:03,761 (Elle laughs) 1333 01:12:04,936 --> 01:12:05,860 (crickets chirping) 1334 01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:07,209 (Elle hums) 1335 01:12:10,413 --> 01:12:12,313 - You know, if you were into vagina 1336 01:12:12,313 --> 01:12:14,762 this night would definitely not be over. 1337 01:12:14,762 --> 01:12:16,189 At least, I'd hope not. 1338 01:12:16,189 --> 01:12:18,345 - Oh, we'd just be getting started. 1339 01:12:18,345 --> 01:12:19,977 (both chuckling) 1340 01:12:22,252 --> 01:12:23,768 (Elle giggles) 1341 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,080 - Thank you. 1342 01:12:29,676 --> 01:12:31,068 (door clicks) 1343 01:12:32,768 --> 01:12:34,185 Goodnight. - Yeah. 1344 01:12:36,131 --> 01:12:37,329 (door clicks) 1345 01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:39,878 (crickets chirping) 1346 01:12:47,131 --> 01:12:49,098 (door rustling) 1347 01:12:51,047 --> 01:12:52,189 (lock clicks) 1348 01:13:06,079 --> 01:13:07,954 (phone dings) 1349 01:13:19,235 --> 01:13:20,485 (phone dings) 1350 01:13:30,159 --> 01:13:32,542 (light dramatic music) 1351 01:13:34,903 --> 01:13:36,863 - [Elle Voiceover] While he was sending them 1352 01:13:36,863 --> 01:13:38,993 Carmen was probably on her way home 1353 01:13:38,993 --> 01:13:40,666 ready to crawl into bed with him. 1354 01:13:42,153 --> 01:13:43,793 Carmen, who believed he had sex 1355 01:13:43,793 --> 01:13:45,846 with me only once out of pity. 1356 01:13:48,983 --> 01:13:51,182 I didn't forward her the dirtiest ones, 1357 01:13:51,182 --> 01:13:54,366 just the ones where it was really obvious we were in love. 1358 01:13:55,260 --> 01:13:56,783 (light music) 1359 01:13:56,783 --> 01:13:58,436 - [Katie Voiceover] Did you write anything? 1360 01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:01,293 - [Elle Voiceover] I kept it simple. 1361 01:14:01,293 --> 01:14:04,706 Dave just sent me these, I'm moving on. 1362 01:14:05,673 --> 01:14:06,566 Why can't he? 1363 01:14:14,167 --> 01:14:15,226 (Elle sighs) 1364 01:14:25,075 --> 01:14:26,288 (hand knocking) 1365 01:14:27,346 --> 01:14:28,762 - [Elle] Come in. 1366 01:14:34,293 --> 01:14:35,126 - Stay. 1367 01:14:36,533 --> 01:14:37,366 - What's wrong? 1368 01:14:41,023 --> 01:14:42,336 - I just spoke to Dave. 1369 01:14:44,293 --> 01:14:45,126 He's in jail. 1370 01:14:47,491 --> 01:14:48,591 - What? What happened? 1371 01:14:51,223 --> 01:14:54,155 - When you sent the photos to Carmen she kicked him out. 1372 01:14:56,213 --> 01:14:58,113 Told him that he'd hear from her lawyer. 1373 01:14:58,113 --> 01:15:00,463 And then she threatened to move away with Esme. 1374 01:15:02,973 --> 01:15:04,300 He can't explained what happened next. 1375 01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:07,646 "Something snapped", he said. 1376 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:13,913 - What did he do? (light dramatic music) 1377 01:15:13,913 --> 01:15:15,473 - He beat the shit out of her. 1378 01:15:16,823 --> 01:15:18,876 She's in intensive care at St. Luke's. 1379 01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:21,593 Fractured skull, broken jaw, 1380 01:15:21,593 --> 01:15:23,173 one of her implants has ruptured. 1381 01:15:23,173 --> 01:15:25,083 Esme saw the whole thing from the landing. 1382 01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:25,916 - Oh, my God. 1383 01:15:27,005 --> 01:15:29,653 - Lucky for you, he's pleading guilty. 1384 01:15:29,653 --> 01:15:31,373 He won't contest the divorce, 1385 01:15:31,373 --> 01:15:33,126 he won't contest the sole custody. 1386 01:15:35,443 --> 01:15:36,443 That means no trial. 1387 01:15:38,923 --> 01:15:40,441 You won't get dragged into it. 1388 01:15:40,441 --> 01:15:41,441 - (sighs) Thank god. 1389 01:15:43,012 --> 01:15:44,413 - But I'm finished with you. 1390 01:15:46,039 --> 01:15:46,873 - No. 1391 01:15:47,762 --> 01:15:49,133 No, please. 1392 01:15:49,133 --> 01:15:50,602 Please, I'm sorry. 1393 01:15:50,602 --> 01:15:52,653 - You had every right to lash out on him. 1394 01:15:55,373 --> 01:15:56,473 But not to his family. 1395 01:15:58,613 --> 01:16:01,432 Carmen did nothing to you, nothing. 1396 01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:02,633 Esme did nothing to you. 1397 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:08,986 You're dangerous, Elle. 1398 01:16:11,863 --> 01:16:14,762 You're ruled by your obsessions, you have no self control. 1399 01:16:19,823 --> 01:16:22,706 Go home, get help, 1400 01:16:25,173 --> 01:16:26,240 figure your shit out. 1401 01:16:34,816 --> 01:16:36,172 (door thuds) 1402 01:16:36,172 --> 01:16:38,589 (Elle cries) 1403 01:16:40,793 --> 01:16:43,905 - I had no idea that Dave was capable of violence. 1404 01:16:46,823 --> 01:16:47,886 Like my dad. 1405 01:16:50,312 --> 01:16:52,293 Like my mom's godson Leon after he pinned 1406 01:16:52,293 --> 01:16:53,726 me down when I was seven. 1407 01:16:55,143 --> 01:16:57,313 Like Dad who couldn't go more than a few weeks 1408 01:16:57,313 --> 01:16:58,666 without hitting me. 1409 01:16:59,983 --> 01:17:01,995 - [Katie Voiceover] You're breaking my heart. 1410 01:17:05,370 --> 01:17:06,203 - I'm sorry. 1411 01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:09,313 - [Katie Voiceover] Kevin's taking Sarah 1412 01:17:09,313 --> 01:17:11,643 to his parent's in Michigan this weekend. 1413 01:17:11,643 --> 01:17:14,223 Let's meet up finally. 1414 01:17:14,223 --> 01:17:15,155 Please. 1415 01:17:16,182 --> 01:17:17,636 It's time to trust again. 1416 01:17:18,643 --> 01:17:20,036 Let me take care of you. 1417 01:17:21,084 --> 01:17:21,918 (traffic humming) 1418 01:17:21,918 --> 01:17:23,993 - Why are you always looking backwards? 1419 01:17:23,993 --> 01:17:26,193 You need to dwell on the future. 1420 01:17:26,193 --> 01:17:27,773 Pick a dream, make it come true. 1421 01:17:27,773 --> 01:17:30,321 - I don't know, it just feels like sometimes 1422 01:17:30,321 --> 01:17:32,413 like no mater what I do I always end up 1423 01:17:32,413 --> 01:17:34,883 with a guy who hates women. 1424 01:17:34,883 --> 01:17:38,693 Like I can't help it, like it's my destiny or something. 1425 01:17:38,693 --> 01:17:40,373 - You know that's bullshit. 1426 01:17:40,373 --> 01:17:41,773 There's good men everywhere. 1427 01:17:42,743 --> 01:17:44,932 Well, okay, not everywhere. 1428 01:17:44,932 --> 01:17:48,643 But they're around and you just don't see them. 1429 01:17:48,643 --> 01:17:50,843 And you won't until you get your mind right. 1430 01:17:53,283 --> 01:17:55,213 - What, like medication? 1431 01:17:55,213 --> 01:17:59,553 - Or yoga or therapy or church. 1432 01:17:59,553 --> 01:18:01,601 Or maybe you hug kids with cancer. 1433 01:18:01,601 --> 01:18:03,423 (Elle laughs) 1434 01:18:03,423 --> 01:18:06,026 You just need to stop expecting a man to save you. 1435 01:18:07,157 --> 01:18:08,963 It's just you, Elle. 1436 01:18:08,963 --> 01:18:10,006 Nobody else. 1437 01:18:11,023 --> 01:18:13,655 Hard work, the journey inward. 1438 01:18:17,824 --> 01:18:18,833 (Elle sighs) 1439 01:18:19,682 --> 01:18:23,575 - You know, I'm gonna miss our run on Saturday. 1440 01:18:24,602 --> 01:18:26,153 I'm going out Friday night and I'm expecting 1441 01:18:26,153 --> 01:18:27,606 to have a massive hangover. 1442 01:18:28,923 --> 01:18:29,905 - Is it a date? 1443 01:18:32,218 --> 01:18:33,551 - Yeah. 1444 01:18:33,551 --> 01:18:36,409 (light music) (crickets chirping) 1445 01:18:44,385 --> 01:18:46,463 (door clicks) (upbeat music) 1446 01:18:46,463 --> 01:18:47,453 - [Elle Voiceover] I'm on my way. 1447 01:18:47,453 --> 01:18:49,012 I didn't tell anyone. 1448 01:18:49,012 --> 01:18:49,846 What about you? 1449 01:18:53,785 --> 01:18:54,618 (car beeps) 1450 01:18:54,618 --> 01:18:57,273 - [Katie Voiceover] Remember, exit 26B, 1451 01:18:57,273 --> 01:18:59,583 on the left as soon as you get off. 1452 01:18:59,583 --> 01:19:01,953 It's a bar that used to be a diner. 1453 01:19:01,953 --> 01:19:03,773 Amazing martinis. 1454 01:19:03,773 --> 01:19:05,096 You can't miss the neon. 1455 01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:11,425 (car engine rumbling) 1456 01:19:22,377 --> 01:19:23,676 (phone dings) 1457 01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:27,303 Oh, I booked us rooms at the motel next door 1458 01:19:27,303 --> 01:19:29,253 in case we get too drunk to drive. 1459 01:19:29,253 --> 01:19:31,836 I know, how responsible and mature of me. 1460 01:19:34,622 --> 01:19:39,622 ♪ The party went out ♪ 1461 01:19:39,634 --> 01:19:44,143 ♪ Searching for sound ♪ 1462 01:19:44,143 --> 01:19:47,609 ♪ If you wanna be found ♪ 1463 01:19:47,609 --> 01:19:52,186 ♪ Come out, come out ♪ 1464 01:19:52,186 --> 01:19:57,186 ♪ Beams of light ♪ 1465 01:19:57,190 --> 01:20:01,384 ♪ Bend around the tree line ♪ 1466 01:20:01,384 --> 01:20:04,890 ♪ I wanna save your life ♪ 1467 01:20:04,890 --> 01:20:09,598 ♪ Come show me how ♪ 1468 01:20:09,598 --> 01:20:12,872 ♪ I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna find you ♪ 1469 01:20:12,872 --> 01:20:15,361 ♪ I'm gonna find you ♪ 1470 01:20:15,361 --> 01:20:19,289 ♪ I'm gonna find you ♪ 1471 01:20:19,289 --> 01:20:22,566 ♪ I'll be your search party ♪ 1472 01:20:22,566 --> 01:20:27,166 ♪ The party died down ♪ 1473 01:20:27,166 --> 01:20:32,144 ♪ It's just me and a flashlight now ♪ 1474 01:20:32,144 --> 01:20:35,898 ♪ I won't stop till you're found ♪ 1475 01:20:35,898 --> 01:20:38,981 ♪ Come out, come out ♪ 1476 01:20:40,703 --> 01:20:43,703 (suspenseful music) (crickets chirping) 1477 01:20:57,743 --> 01:20:59,352 (door thuds) 1478 01:21:05,675 --> 01:21:08,426 ♪ And I don't mind ♪ 1479 01:21:08,426 --> 01:21:09,259 - Katie? 1480 01:21:10,251 --> 01:21:11,770 Um, I'm sorry. 1481 01:21:11,770 --> 01:21:15,011 ♪ And it's no good keeping it all inside ♪ 1482 01:21:15,011 --> 01:21:18,019 ♪ Till you can love again ♪ 1483 01:21:19,412 --> 01:21:20,671 (Elle sighs) 1484 01:21:24,801 --> 01:21:26,994 (phone clicking) 1485 01:21:26,994 --> 01:21:28,400 - [Elle Voiceover] In back. 1486 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:33,400 ♪ And I won't have my outside for nothing ♪ 1487 01:21:34,239 --> 01:21:38,881 ♪ Oh, I won't be waiting around for you ♪ 1488 01:21:38,881 --> 01:21:41,714 ♪ I'll be waiting ♪ 1489 01:21:43,450 --> 01:21:44,330 - [Waitress] What can I get you? 1490 01:21:44,330 --> 01:21:46,530 - One of your world famous martinis, please. 1491 01:21:47,932 --> 01:21:48,766 - [Waitress] How old are you? 1492 01:21:48,766 --> 01:21:49,599 - 21. 1493 01:21:52,243 --> 01:21:53,530 - [Waitress] I believe you. 1494 01:21:55,054 --> 01:21:58,200 ♪ And I'll be drinking through the night ♪ 1495 01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:01,660 ♪ Till you wept and saw the mark on the sign ♪ 1496 01:22:01,660 --> 01:22:03,323 - [Elle Voiceover] The place is almost empty 1497 01:22:03,323 --> 01:22:06,643 except for a bored couple, fat bartender, 1498 01:22:06,643 --> 01:22:10,253 a tired waitress and a creepy dude who keeps on 1499 01:22:10,253 --> 01:22:12,253 trying to get the courage to talk to me. 1500 01:22:13,203 --> 01:22:14,806 Hurry up before he succeeds. 1501 01:22:21,883 --> 01:22:24,023 Where are you, dude? - Thank you. 1502 01:22:26,253 --> 01:22:27,086 Thanks. 1503 01:22:27,086 --> 01:22:28,012 - [Elle Voiceover] I'm starting to worry 1504 01:22:28,012 --> 01:22:29,096 that you punked out. 1505 01:22:30,602 --> 01:22:32,852 Or maybe before Kevin left he handcuffed 1506 01:22:32,852 --> 01:22:33,926 you to the stove. 1507 01:22:40,735 --> 01:22:43,377 (thunder rumbling) 1508 01:22:44,727 --> 01:22:46,493 (blinds rustling) 1509 01:22:46,493 --> 01:22:47,325 - Shit. 1510 01:22:50,348 --> 01:22:51,707 (Elle sighs) 1511 01:22:56,255 --> 01:22:58,811 (keyboard clicking) 1512 01:22:59,903 --> 01:23:01,526 - [Elle Voiceover] Raining, fuck. 1513 01:23:03,163 --> 01:23:03,995 Get here. 1514 01:23:08,476 --> 01:23:11,463 (sighs) I'm way too drunk to drive. 1515 01:23:11,463 --> 01:23:13,473 Why don't I have your phone number? 1516 01:23:13,473 --> 01:23:16,696 Right, it's your stupid jealous husband's fault. 1517 01:23:17,643 --> 01:23:19,903 You know, if they really think that we're such whores 1518 01:23:19,903 --> 01:23:21,466 then why are they even with us? 1519 01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:26,543 It makes me sick that Kevin made you keep me a secret. 1520 01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:27,783 He's a jerk. 1521 01:23:27,783 --> 01:23:29,575 Yeah, I know, I'm a bitch. 1522 01:23:31,089 --> 01:23:32,653 What the hell happened to you? 1523 01:23:32,653 --> 01:23:34,253 Did you get into a car accident? 1524 01:23:36,459 --> 01:23:38,084 (rain pattering) 1525 01:23:45,137 --> 01:23:46,776 (crickets chirping) 1526 01:23:48,051 --> 01:23:49,243 (Elle sighs) 1527 01:23:52,803 --> 01:23:54,553 (hand knocking) 1528 01:23:58,998 --> 01:24:00,957 (doorbell ringing) 1529 01:24:10,610 --> 01:24:13,133 - [Man] Can I help you? 1530 01:24:13,133 --> 01:24:14,383 - Yes. 1531 01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:17,096 Do you have a reservation for an Elle Overton? 1532 01:24:19,313 --> 01:24:21,006 - Um, nope. 1533 01:24:23,703 --> 01:24:24,556 - Really? Okay. 1534 01:24:25,543 --> 01:24:27,803 Wow. - Oh, oh, wait, wait. 1535 01:24:27,803 --> 01:24:29,113 Yeah, sorry. 1536 01:24:29,113 --> 01:24:30,753 E. Overton, yep. 1537 01:24:30,753 --> 01:24:31,586 Paid in full. 1538 01:24:34,193 --> 01:24:37,793 - And is it just for myself? 1539 01:24:37,793 --> 01:24:40,791 - Um, single, smoking. 1540 01:24:41,953 --> 01:24:43,256 I'd have to see some ID. 1541 01:24:44,421 --> 01:24:45,253 - Right. 1542 01:24:46,642 --> 01:24:47,905 Oh, sorry. 1543 01:24:47,905 --> 01:24:48,989 There you go. 1544 01:24:53,745 --> 01:24:55,043 - [Man] Here we go. 1545 01:24:55,043 --> 01:24:58,636 Checkout's at 11, room is right down there on the left. 1546 01:25:01,533 --> 01:25:03,383 - And did she get a room for herself? 1547 01:25:05,093 --> 01:25:06,293 - [Man] Right next door. 1548 01:25:08,073 --> 01:25:09,623 - Is there a door between them? 1549 01:25:10,573 --> 01:25:11,405 - [Man] Nope. 1550 01:25:15,274 --> 01:25:16,938 - Is she in there right now? 1551 01:25:18,203 --> 01:25:19,036 - Nope. 1552 01:25:23,073 --> 01:25:24,766 - Thank you, thanks. 1553 01:25:24,766 --> 01:25:25,753 - Enjoy. 1554 01:25:25,753 --> 01:25:29,253 (light dramatic music) (crickets chirping) 1555 01:25:55,738 --> 01:25:57,355 (door squeaking) 1556 01:25:59,381 --> 01:26:00,706 (door clicks) 1557 01:26:05,738 --> 01:26:07,288 (heavy breathing) 1558 01:26:19,155 --> 01:26:21,222 (light dramatic music continues) 1559 01:26:50,045 --> 01:26:51,325 (keyboard clicking) 1560 01:26:52,383 --> 01:26:54,163 - [Elle Voiceover] I'm in the room. 1561 01:26:54,163 --> 01:26:55,733 It's not bad. 1562 01:26:55,733 --> 01:26:57,653 I can't let you pay for it, though, 1563 01:26:57,653 --> 01:27:00,596 especially since I'm leaving as soon as I'm okay to drive. 1564 01:27:06,907 --> 01:27:07,916 (Elle sighs) 1565 01:27:18,213 --> 01:27:19,338 (Elle sighs) 1566 01:27:26,197 --> 01:27:28,180 (light music) 1567 01:27:36,014 --> 01:27:37,339 (crickets chirping) 1568 01:27:45,962 --> 01:27:47,554 (thunder rumbling) 1569 01:27:54,740 --> 01:27:55,774 (Elle sighs) 1570 01:28:01,602 --> 01:28:03,843 (light dramatic music) 1571 01:28:11,717 --> 01:28:12,941 (computer dings) 1572 01:28:19,423 --> 01:28:21,751 - [Katie Voiceover] I'm here, bitch. 1573 01:28:24,220 --> 01:28:25,456 - (sighs) Okay. 1574 01:28:37,179 --> 01:28:38,896 (car engine rumbling) 1575 01:28:47,912 --> 01:28:48,979 (door thuds) 1576 01:28:53,904 --> 01:28:55,414 (blinds rustling) 1577 01:28:55,414 --> 01:28:57,988 (hand knocking) 1578 01:28:57,988 --> 01:28:58,949 (Elle sighs) 1579 01:29:00,166 --> 01:29:00,999 (door creaks) 1580 01:29:00,999 --> 01:29:02,399 (loud thud) 1581 01:29:07,506 --> 01:29:09,459 (light music) (bugs trilling) 1582 01:29:11,093 --> 01:29:13,333 - [Female Reader] Dear Katie, I've only left New Mexico 1583 01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:15,903 one time and it was for boarding school. 1584 01:29:15,903 --> 01:29:18,473 I've never even see the ocean. 1585 01:29:18,473 --> 01:29:20,768 I want an exciting life like yours. 1586 01:29:22,673 --> 01:29:23,512 - [Female Reader] Hi, Katie. 1587 01:29:23,512 --> 01:29:25,693 My name is Annie Dormer. 1588 01:29:25,693 --> 01:29:28,133 I feel faintly idiotic even typing your name 1589 01:29:28,133 --> 01:29:29,813 because you're a fictional character, 1590 01:29:29,813 --> 01:29:33,296 but I just wanted to say I wish you were real. 1591 01:29:37,273 --> 01:29:39,273 - [Female Reader] Katie, is this really the best 1592 01:29:39,273 --> 01:29:40,783 our society can do? 1593 01:29:40,783 --> 01:29:42,602 To treat females this way? 1594 01:29:42,602 --> 01:29:45,696 We're the world's mothers, sisters and daughters. 1595 01:29:47,343 --> 01:29:49,443 - [Annie Voiceover] Annie Dormer again, I just had 1596 01:29:49,443 --> 01:29:51,333 the weirdest dream about you. 1597 01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:53,123 We were at a party, you said that you were gonna 1598 01:29:53,123 --> 01:29:55,023 have sex with this hot guy you just met 1599 01:29:55,023 --> 01:29:56,436 and did I wanna watch? 1600 01:29:57,373 --> 01:30:02,155 I got scared because for some reason I did. 1601 01:30:04,083 --> 01:30:06,493 - [Female Reader] Katie, my dad died at work. 1602 01:30:06,493 --> 01:30:08,923 He was basically cut in two. 1603 01:30:08,923 --> 01:30:10,333 I don't think I even loved him, 1604 01:30:10,333 --> 01:30:14,771 but just like you, his death scarred me for life. 1605 01:30:16,253 --> 01:30:18,821 - [Annie] The whole world is drowning in lies. 1606 01:30:19,903 --> 01:30:21,813 Our hearts are in constant pain 1607 01:30:23,073 --> 01:30:26,363 of a sort we can neither identify nor feel. 1608 01:30:26,363 --> 01:30:30,495 We're not human, just virtually human. 1609 01:30:31,803 --> 01:30:35,012 Your honest, brave, lively spirit is just 1610 01:30:35,012 --> 01:30:36,563 what the world needs right now. 1611 01:30:37,443 --> 01:30:38,352 What I need. 1612 01:30:46,394 --> 01:30:47,611 (computer dings) 1613 01:30:59,543 --> 01:31:01,118 (haunting music) 1614 01:31:09,922 --> 01:31:11,689 (light dramatic music) 1615 01:33:06,153 --> 01:33:08,820 (ominous music) 1616 01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:19,533 (light dramatic music)