Let's go, Sukhi.
Go inside. Go.
Take everyone inside. Please go inside.
Let's go, Papa.
- Pack your bags! - Rohan!
- You are leaving right now. - Rohan, wait, wait...
You...
- Calm down, Rohan. - Please, please leave right away.
Someone wants to talk to me?
I'll...
I'll be with you in a minute, mate. I'll talk to you in a minute.
Bro?
- Fuck off Shozi! - Rohan!
Rohan. Shozi, please, please go.
- Okay. See you around. - Just please go.
- Rohan... you're being too loud. - Sorry.
- There are people in the house. - I know.
- Please. - There was a maniac...
Waving a gun around...
He pointed the gun at my father.
- Rohan, you really need to... - Fuck!
We had a deal.
And then you come here with 250.
Stop.
We'll figure it out. Noone else will...
Well, we need to figure out something quick.
Where are you going?
Because there's no way I'm accepting that.
- No way. - Jahaan?
Just going to get some groceries.
Come here.
Come on.
Come.
Sit with me.
You...
Why are you avoiding me?
This business, this money...
Who do you think I am doing all this for?
For us.
I know, you are the only one in this house...
...who understands me.
Jahaan, weren't you going to get groceries?
Take a bag with you.
Holy offerings.
God bless you, son. God bless you.
Jassi, go with her.
Theres no need...
Jassi...
Jaahan, next time think of some other excuse.
"The groom's ready and so is the bride"
"They are in love, the wedding bells are about to ring"
"They are nervous and excited, this is the night of their union"
"All the friends are dancing at their friend's wedding"
No, no, no, no Sunny.
No, no.
No.
"They are nervous and excited, this is the night of their union"
"All the friends are dancing at their friend's wedding"
"They all dance, they let themselves loose"
"Let them dance as long as they want to"
"Let the music play, let them enjoy the meals "
"Let them do as they please"
"Let the clarinets play"
- Hey, what are you doing? - Calm down.
- What the fuck are you doing with her? - Brother, calm down. Let it be.
Oh no. Oh no, no, no. Hey!
- Get lost! - Hey!
- Take it easy, bro. - You stay out of it.
- Hey, what do you mean I stay out of it? - You stay out of it.
- You get your fuckin' face out of here. - Chill, chill man.
You stay out of it, bro.
Hey!
- You... - Oh, my God!
Shit!
- "Let the clarinets play" - Hey, what did you do, bro!
- What the fuck is wrong with you? - "Let the clarinets play"
"Let the clarinets play"
- Rohan! Rohan! - "Let the clarinets play"
Easy! Easy!
- That's enough! - "Let the clarinets play"
Have you guys gone mad?
- Rohan, stop it. - Someone stop them.
"Oh my beloved,"
"Let me be your shadow and forget the world"
"I am crazy,"
"I love you, forget the world"
"I stay restless all day"
"I stay awake all night"
"I have lost my self in you"
"I have blindly started following you"
"I have you flowing through my veins"
"I have dedicated my body and soul to you"
Get dressed.
Why?
It's your first time seeing me like this?
Not the first but the last time.
Get dressed and leave.
No matter what you do, I won't leave.
Jahaan, I won't repeat myself.
Do what you please.
I'm not leaving.
Everything's changed, Jahaan.
I've convinced myself.
You belong to someone else.
Why are you letting me...
...belong to someone else?
Why didn't you do anything, Pali.
I tried, Jahaan.
I tried.
But...
Nothing happened.
- Please leave. - I should leave?
Are you sure?
No.
Yes.
"We'll build a house together..."
"Me and you."
Under a thatched roof, me and you...
- Locked in... - An embrace...
Me and you.
Lost in each other's eyes... me and you.
You know what I'm gonna start?
- I think it's broken. - What are you saying, bro?
It's the third fuckin' time, I've broken my nose.
It's always been because of you.
- Because of me? - Yeah, it's your fault.
What was that, man?
He started it. You were right there. Didn't you see?
He started it?
No, Sunny. You started it.
You started it.
- I never start, bro. - Yeah, you did.
Come on, let's play TT.
You serve.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
No more Sunny Side Up! My Travel Company has gone bust.
I've once again rejected my dad's offer of joining his hospital.
He's my father, but I can't see his face every day.
I didn't waste any opportunity.
I've already scored with two of Mahi's bridesmaids.
I would've had a hat trick if that hippo hadn't interrupted.
Arfa thinks that I am not serious.
Whereas after all these years and after so many failed relationships...
...this is the first time I feel like being serious.
I really love her, mate.
I don't wanna lose her.
- I want to marry her. - I had...
- Bro? - Yes?
You are getting married?
- Who's getting married? - He is.
Bro!
Well done!
Family jewels still intact?
I'll get back to you on that, kind sir.
You are getting married? To whom?
Arfa is a goner.
True. She won't give in.
She won't come.
I called her today as well. She didn't answer it.
Think of her with all your heart and she will be here.
- True words! - Well said!
- Sunny! - The great Gulzar.
"Oh Arfa, wherever you are..."
"...show me a sign."
You work for me.
You betrayed me.
You have a deep connection with your brother, ya?
You'll feel the pain if I hurt him, right?
Let me check.
Jaggi!
Pali, I don't work just for you!
I work for you and your brother!
I had to choose one.
You chose wrong.
You would get more money and security with me.
Yes, Jassi?
How are you doing, Pali?
Your boy Grewal will now work for Kulli.
Kulli has bought him.
Talk to you later.
Let's go.
You can't offer me security, Pali!
You first need to go and handle your twats.
Really?
You are right, Baggi.
Let's go, Sukhi.
Cheers, boys.
- Cheers. - I'll have...
You say that you...
How do you know her?
- You're joking, right? - What?
Hey you know me, I know how you do it.
Yes, you will.
I'll give him that one jab.
Then comes the upper cut.
Down.
You fucking bastard.
Hello, buddy. Remember me?
Come on.
Give me your hand...
I lost my hand because I was protecting my brother.
You are losing it because you betrayed your brother!
Scoundrel!
You came here illegally!
I got you legalised here! I made you a boxer!
Let's go, Sukhi.
I spoke to Pali.
Pali!
He won't say anything to anyone anymore.
- What about Grewal? - Auntie, tea is ready.
That boxer made me 30,000 pounds a week.!
He lost his hand, like Pali
Hey!
What?
You're a bitch.
You cannot even handle a boxing unit and you want to go Brussels?
You want to start a club, eh!
Good for nothing, asshole.
"Good for nothing, asshole."
"Bitch."
Good for nothing, bitch.
Shut up, you fuckin' lunatic!
I'll shoot him some day.
- Do it! Shoot me right now. - Sattu! Keep quiet.
Sattu!
- Calm down, Sattu. - How many times do I have to tell you!
How many times do I have to tell you!
Keep this loony inside!
- My sister! - Take him inside!
Don't yell at her!
Keep quiet, Sattu.
Take him inside.
Come on.
It will take some time for Pali to calm down.
You've uprooted a big tree, the ground is bound to quiver.
No big tree has been uprooted.
It's our personal matter.
I respect you.
I even worship you.
But this our personal matter, let us handle it.
Pali is like a son to me.
I have practically raised him.
If I can spoil him then I can also get him to mend his ways.
I don't think he will.
If he does, well and good.
Otherwise, whatever God wills.
Where to?
Move your leg.
He's busy.
Move it.
700,000 and I am not going to negotiate, Mike.
Alright?
Take it or leave it.
We need to talk.
Wait.
I said, we need to talk.
And I said, wait.
Can't you all hear me?
I need to speak to him in private!
Now!
I asked her to wait.
She won't listen.
Do I need to tell you separately?
Leave us alone!
How many times have I told you to call before you come?
- Can't you wait? - I can't!
- Why! - We need to talk right now!
What happened?
I'm pregnant.
Who's the father?
You are.
Who else can it be?
Sometimes I feel that...
...I shouldn't have called you and Sattu here.
I thought this step of mine will change your lives for good.
I know you want to live your life your way.
But before you make any decision do think about...
...the consequences Sattu and I will have to face.
Cry as much as you want today.
Let all your sorrows out.
But remember, this is the last day you are going to cry.
After that, you will only move forward.
You will accept whatever life throws at you.
Five, six, seven, eight!
"You can ask anyone you want to, You can ask the stars and the moon too"
Out, back, up and down.
Up and down...
Hold your hands.
And hips. Back, back, front, front.
"You can ask the stars!"
Up and down!
"If you weren't so beautiful, boys wouldn't fight over you"
Beautiful!
This is the step. We go this way, right?
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh yeah, yeah. Sorry.
I'll get it. I need to just once more run it... run it again.
Yeah, yeah, you'll get it.
Just look into my eyes and dance. You know it will help.
That's what I am unable to do.
Krish, not right now.
Please.
With everything that's going on right now...
This... this is not important.
It's important to me.
And what about what's important to me?
Fine.
Krish...
- Okay, Sexy Doc! - Hey! Krish!
- It's your turn. Let's go. - I really don't want to.
No, no. It will be fun. Let's go.
Wait, I think I need to check in on Mahi.
- Actually, it's... - I promise she's fine.
Music!
You remember the steps?
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah?
Five, six, seven eight!
Back and forth!
Out, front, up and down!
Swirl in.
And hip.
Back, back.
Rolls. Now.
Body rolls.
Toe-Toe...grabs.
Grab-sit, grab-sit. Pull it.
Okay!
Let's start again.
That's it. And down.
Met Rohan?
What was that?
Oh I'm... I'm so sorry.
Ouch.
- Why did you drop me? - You have a little something here.
Kind sir!
Nice timing!
Hi.
Thank you.
Five, six, seven, eight!
"You can ask anyone you want to, You can ask the stars and the moon too"
"There's no one like you, there's no one more beautiful than you"
Rohan Kalra can't do a couple's yoga retreat with me...
...but he can certainly Do a Bollywood couple's dance.
When I was dancing...
- ...I was only thinking of you. - Yeah, right.
You came.
I did.
Happy?
Very.
But... what made you change your mind?
I had made up my mind not to come, kind sir.
Mr. Sunny Lalwani, he's quite a charmer.
Sunny?
Charming?
Nah! I mean, charming? I don't think he's such a...
But...
Mr. Lalwani, that bastard, is a true friend.
And what about this Arfa Sayyed?
Who is she to you?
"Let me stay close"
- Everything.
"Please"
Really?
Absolutely.
Ouch.
Hey, Mom!
Hey, Dad.
Meet London.
She stays with me in Arfa.
Oh! I'm sorry.
She's...
- Arfa. - Arfa.
And she stays with me in London.
With you?
What do you mean?
We both work at St. Holborns.
And she is a surgeon, like you.
She reminds me of you, actually.
Not physically.
Or emotionally. Or in any way, really. But...
But yes, we stay together.
Shocking, isn't it, Kalra Senior Sir.
This generation, I tell you.
I told you to tell them.
I mean when they have been staying, eating, living...
...sleeping together since three odd years, he should have told you.
Why did you hide it from Mom and Dad?
Why? Oh yes, auntie knew.
Correct.
He won't say anything. He wasn't even getting her here.
She's a Muslim.
Not just a Muslim, she is from Pakistan too!
When Mr. Modi didn't welcome Mr. Imran Khan...
...how do you expect uncle and auntie to welcome her?
Some sense?
But then I thought, he is scared of you and not me.
That's why I asked my friend Arfa Sayyed...
...who is also Rohan's girlfriend to come here.
And now that she is here...
Oh, my God, I know how well you welcome your guests.
Come Arfa, I'll show you to your room.
This way. No, this way.
You must be starving. You have travelled a long way come here.
Care to have some Chicken Tikka Masala? He has hired a caterer.
Uncle, where is he from? India or Pakistan?
What do you mean by Varun is coming here?
I really tried my best, Krish.
But I couldn't stop Papa from inviting them.
Your ex is coming to my wedding.
And you tried your best? Tried your best how?
So, you're a GP like Rohan?
No sir, I am an orthopedic surgeon.
I specialize in congenital skeletal malformations.
Rohan was just not interested in any kind of specialization.
With his intellect and talent, he could have done wonders.
But he didn't have that drive in him.
Maybe he is happy with what he is doing.
So, you're single, right?
Always single. Always available.
And... what about you?
I mean what about your boyfriend?
He was my boyfriend.
Deceit.
Mahi, I am a patient guy.
I am an incredibly understanding.
But the kind of patience and understanding you are expecting from me...
Sorry, I don't have it in me.
Yes, Krish.
But I too am tired of telling you...
...that I couldn't stop Papa from inviting Varun and his family.
Why couldn't you?
Because we are related.
So, you were born and brought up in London?
I was in Karachi till the age of five.
Then Father got a job here and we moved.
You're related to your ex by blood?
He's a distant cousin.
Wow!
Your father must have found better prospects...
...and opportunities here, which is why he moved.
Is that why you left India...
...and pursued further prospects and opportunities here?
Your parents stay in London?
Mom is here, along with my sister.
Father's in Sweden.
They both separated a few years ago.
Oh, I see.
And your father, he did not remarry?
Aren't Muslims allowed to have four wives?
I too tease him about that.
I've been trying to get him to enroll on the single dating websites.
But he just wouldn't listen.
Excuse me.
What are you doing later today?
I mean tonight. We are having dinner now.
After dinner, we will have dessert.
So... what are you doing before breakfast?
What do you want from me?
Why did you even tell me about it?
What happened, with whom or how. You didn't have to tell me.
I... I really didn't need to know.
Krish, I didn't want to start my married life with a lie.
No matter how hard the kids from broken families try...
...they can never come out of that trauma.
Stability in domestic life is quite challenging for them.
Trauma isn't exclusive to broken families, sir.
We all go through trauma of different kinds of varying degrees.
But with the right kind of help, right kind of people and the right attitude...
...I think we all learn to deal with it.
You should have been a psychiatrist.
How did you end up fixing bones!
Have some prawns, dear.
No, no, stop, stop.
Does that have bacon in it?
- Do you eat pork? - No, Dad!
She doesn't have pork.
And Mom, I expected an interrogation, but this is a bloody post-mortem!
Rohan!
Just because her parents got divorced...
...it doesn't give you the right to judge her choices.
She is fine just the way she is.
She's absolutely fine.
I'm sorry, Krish.
I'm sorry, Mahi.
No, no.
It's alright, bro.
Arfa is the most sensitive, intelligent...
...and caring woman I've ever met in my life.
She's the best thing that's happened to me.
So considering that, I really hope that you treat Arfa with respect.
The same respect a daughter-in-law of Kalra Family deserves.
Wow!
Sorry, I...
Yeah.
- Cheers to that. - Cheers.
Well done!
- Well done! - Amazing!
Well said, bro.
Just like Kalra senior.
I wish India and Pakistan shared same kind of love.
Oh, cheers to that bro.
- Cheers, buddy. - Cheers to that bro.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
"You can ask anyone you want to"
"There's no one like you, there's no one more beautiful than you"
Pali...
Hmm?
I don't understand why are you so worried about Kuli.
Someone did the job for us.
Whatever happened, happened for the best , bro.
Kuli is my brother, my elder brother.
No matter how many issues I have with Kuli...
...but no outsider can say or do anything to him.
Do you understand?
There is a puncture in his spine tender.
He'll never be able to walk again.
His vocal cords are completely damaged as well.
He cannot talk either.
What's the use of having such a life ?
You should have shot Him in his head instead.
End of story.
I can never do this.
And I'm not going to repeat myself again.
You wouldn't, but you would if Jaahan asks you to...
What is this nonsense?
I think you two plotted this together.
Pali, we have the cctv footage from the restaurant.
Look.
Sukhi...