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-變形女俠？
-變形女俠…

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女變形俠、變形俠女、變形女俠
算吧！總之滿足大家

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（前情提要）

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那個名最好不要流行

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不如你註冊個變形女俠帳號？

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（配對網，變形…）

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我並不引以為榮

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有咩愁得過30幾歲人去約會？

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我要承認，我是你粉絲

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你在法庭對抗泰坦妮亞

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好奇妙

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「釋放泰坦妮亞運動」的支持者慶祝

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-她獲撤消一切控罪
-噓！

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泰坦妮亞全球有限公司
提呈的法庭文件

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她告我用「變形女俠」？

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但那是我的名號

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（變形女俠）

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力量是漂亮，漂亮是力量

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什麼令你漂亮？

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變形女俠，泰坦妮亞出品

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要強壯、要漂亮，做自己的主宰

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變形女俠，泰坦妮亞出品

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我是力量，我漂亮

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我主宰我自己

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變形女俠，泰坦妮亞出品

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豪華護膚、美容及保健產品

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由泰坦妮亞創造，專為你而設

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變形女俠，泰坦妮亞出品

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你正收聽《自辯好聲音》
「法律360」的「播客」

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先聽我們贊助商講幾句

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各位泰粉，我急不及待想見大家

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-卓德！
-點呀？珍？

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你不能隨便入我間屋！

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想我點答你？我的確入來了

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我賣變形女俠簽名產品賺到死

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他們愛你，大家愛變形女俠

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-我要你幫我簽名
-我不會簽

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什麼意思？我撐你搞的生意

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這不是我的，和我無關

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-標籤印住你個名
-是另一個人

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那女人叫泰坦妮亞，用我個名註冊商標

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太笨了，為何你容許她？

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我沒有，卓德

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話你知？珍

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商標原則上是

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先註冊就先得手

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如果你一早註冊，她就不能那樣

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變形女俠，泰坦妮亞出品

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謝謝

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她貼文說會在這裡和粉絲交流

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你關注了她？

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純粹為偵察，你去哪裡？

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-找她談
-我們是

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排隊就免了，你講笑？

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要自信地進去！那才有用，不好意思

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這是什麼？

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「蛇毒豐脣膏」

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她在賣蛇毒

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「美容精華素」

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「美容油」

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「美容液」，豈非全都一樣？

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你講笑？全都不同

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免費樣品？

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（給Z，泰坦妮亞）

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全是給我和那女孩的

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謝謝

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抱歉，細路！隊尾在那邊

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我不是要打尖

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我要你收手，仲有收檔

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你不滿什麼？

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你用我個名賣垃圾，仲要告我？

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算罷啦！珍妮花，變形女俠個名是我的

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讓一讓？

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替我們影張相？

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天呀！好！退後些，給我一點空間

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-她會…
-你幫她影？

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一張就算

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不敢相信，她偷我個名！好離譜

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但你說過不喜歡那個名

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-我不喜歡
-好

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世人決定那樣叫我，那不是我

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我仍是珍妮花華特斯

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變形女俠只是我的一場往事

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-這個看法十分好
-我承認幾享受某些好處

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-你未講完
-例如靚頭髮，不怕宿醉

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戴住耳機行返屋企都不怕

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-每個女人的夢想
-但我不是另一個人

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不需要另一個名

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你沒有為變形女俠個名激氣？

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沒有，我不在乎

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-即是你放低了？
-對，低到極

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你捏爛部訂書機了

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吓？

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為何她件件貨都收粉絲大筆錢？

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因為那樣才醒目，麗琪
所以她富貴，你閉翳

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怎麼了？麗琪？

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我只是自言自語

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我不能扮來聯絡感情，我要你幫

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你知我價錢

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-要還人情，加上利息
-成交

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-好
-陪我排隊

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買限量波鞋？

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「鐵甲奇俠3號」推出，每人限買一對

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你要兩對？

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一對著去威，一對珍藏

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你話你收藏一些波鞋

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齋睇，不打算著？

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我尊重

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不是要炫耀之類

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但我有些幾罕有的限量版

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經我個「潮物經紀」買的

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經你個…不好意思，你個什麼？

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對！我有個「潮物經紀」，叫阿朗素

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能幫你找到任何時裝產品

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這位「潮物經紀」識人賣特製服裝

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給有超人類身材的人？

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毫無疑問

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好，我要你還人情了

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-你還未幫我
-這令你不必付利息

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你說得對

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你說得對，古惑的麗琪

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我只想多謝我親愛的泰粉

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-幫我達到…
-我放低了，真的

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這裡賣珍珠奶茶

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阿朗素說那是掩飾，背後在賣超級英雄裝

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收到

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-嗨！準備點餐？
-你好嘛？

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我老友阿朗素叫我來

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阿朗素，好！要什麼？

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不！我老友阿朗素

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潮物經紀

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他叫我來的

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買超級英雄產品

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這裡賣珍珠奶茶

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我們不是警察

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那是什麼？華語？我不是華人

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我說我們不是警察

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我用華語說

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我覺得好羞家

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-他不滿，我冒犯了他
-好

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入裡面

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-好
-詭異的密室處境

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-這種勾當
-好

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需要什麼？我應有盡有

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美國隊長盾牌、雷神鎚

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復仇者T恤

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印住「復愁者」

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不鍾意「復愁者」？我有「復瘦者」

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肥瘦個「瘦」

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我幾鍾意

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不！我們不要山寨貨

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我要幫超級英雄訂造衣服

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問一句，你不是那個人
那你認識那個人嗎？

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他不會見你們，他只見貴賓

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好，即是你識那個人

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算！我買件「復愁者」T恤

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-襯埋帽
-好，我想襯埋全套

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好

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不要

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嗨！

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我想和你談，我代表某人搵你造衫…

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你有推薦人？

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泰坦妮亞推薦我來

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我見到你側側膊，拒絕

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其實我代表的人是個復仇者

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-她是頂級精英之一
-對

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15分鐘諮詢，我助手會約時間

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我仍看到你們

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-好
-是，謝謝

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一切妥當，老闆？

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不

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為何今日經過聖莫尼卡大道
我會見到有廣告板

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宣傳變形女俠臀部升級奶昔？

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那個人不是我

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那名字從不正式屬於我

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是傳媒上所有人先那樣叫我

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但現在這個無比賤格
稍為有超能力的女人…

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我要打斷你，因為我完全不關心那些

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好

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這律師行用變形女俠做招牌

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代表超人類法律部

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現在我們居然捲入這場戇居訴訟

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解決不了自己問題，不會有客戶

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我會處理好，老闆

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不，你不會

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我幾意外，亦鬆口氣！你未蠢到…

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想代表自己上庭

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至少你識基本原則

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我出於專業禮儀接這件案

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而這刻起，我們不是同事

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我是律師，你是當事人！這才辦到事

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同意？

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同意

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為何你不將自己的外號註冊？

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我連想都未想過，為何我要？

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Dr. Strange 有註冊嗎？
托爾呢？

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你揀的例子都是用真名的人

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就是這人利用法律勝過你？

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是

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是

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我們要展示力量，反告對方

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證明你一直用那個名

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做公事，早過商標註冊日

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而泰坦妮亞利用你在市場

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已建立的知名度謀利

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你做我個客，服裝就要得體

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不要似個不否認醉駕的球員

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麗琪？

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是？不是躲在門外，是剛好經過

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你顯然花好多時間揀衫

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-不如你幫她？
-其實我已著手在辦

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我幫你約了超級英雄服裝製作人做諮詢

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-我不認為我有需要
-你有

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靚西裝，史力加

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全體起立，現在開庭

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（埃莉法官）

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法官大人，我們動議撤銷這場無稽訴訟

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我當事人擁有「變形女俠」的商標

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寶克女士可能鍾意浪費法庭時間

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但我絕對不想

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寶克女士？

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謝謝，法官大人

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你會發現，事實不容置疑

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這次審訊是必須的

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自從珍妮花華特斯首次公開變形

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公眾一致認定她叫「變形女俠」

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本來該名字並無使用紀錄

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是那次後才有公眾提起

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我們有些新聞和廣播片段

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我想提交做呈堂紀錄

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簡言之

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辯方利用我當事人的名氣

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和她那著名表哥的名氣

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去推銷她那未經當局批准的呃人產品

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請法庭批准我們的動議

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即席判決，下令她補救

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好

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首先，「呃人」？

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不如你看看我班粉絲那幾千份證詞

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怎樣稱讚我隻毫無缺點、功效顯著的

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精選系列「變形女俠腳部磨砂膏」？

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我剛好帶了些樣品

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可以做呈堂證物，謝謝

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不！我們不需要…

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請大家不要離題？

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法官大人，我當事人想表達
變形女俠不是…

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你可以坐低

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我當事人想表達
華特斯小姐從不喜歡

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變形女俠這個名，是見它代表

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這些無比暢銷的產品才感興趣

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請讓我們舉證

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-變形女俠！
-我不會回應那個名

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為何？那不是我個名

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變形女俠！

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我個名從來不是，也永不會是變形女俠

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那太隨便，看不起人，簡直是垃圾

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有回應？寶克女士？

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的確有，我們也有條片

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00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:21,041
告訴大家，你怎樣想出變形女俠這個名？

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00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,958
新聞上有某人提出

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但卻流行起來，現在無論喜不喜歡

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我永遠是變形女俠了

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00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,666
我當事人清楚表明她是變形女俠

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這只是單一例子

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你能證明華特斯女士私下習慣用那個名？

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是，法官大人！我們絕對會提出更多證明

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最好是

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否則我只能判被告贏

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休庭至星期四

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變形女俠預約了

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-我對他說你是復仇者
-吓？

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標籤寫明打理方法

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我不會為顧客的愚昧負責

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這件

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噢！天呀！

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城中舉行巫婆大集會？

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盧克！麗琪拉慕詩，她是變形女俠

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-珍妮花華特斯
-未聽過你

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我對客戶十分揀擇
因為我的作品無可挑剔

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我說過，她會成為復仇者

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-你說她已經是
-只是未公佈

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仍在辦手續，但她的確是

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變形俠醫是她表哥

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-血親？
-對

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她會成為超級巨星

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00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,500
-她？
-夠了，真有需要這樣？

287
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,375
我只是想請你造套新裝

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好，你是哪種超級英雄？

289
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,041
需要內置武器？防水？抗火？

290
00:15:57,125 --> 00:16:00,500
不用那種服裝，我只需要一套西裝

291
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:05,625
我所有作品都達到最高的戰鬥規格

292
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,291
我不做平庸的垃圾

293
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,333
我真的不用那些，我是律師

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她是…你是…

295
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:18,708
-律師
-她是律師

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真可愛，我鍾意

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00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,250
這件，謝謝

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00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:25,958
浪費我的時間和才華！請離開

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00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:27,458
但她的西裝需要

300
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:30,666
在她做珍和做變形女俠時都啱身

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00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,541
那對才華有好高要求，給他看？

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00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:41,416
對！縮到最細、的骰

303
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,875
巨大超人類

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00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:48,625
你能設計出讓我兩種體形都適用的西裝？

305
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,375
拜託，你幫變形俠造過衫？

306
00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:54,375
-這是大製作
-廷斯利！

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額外訂一批伸縮羊毛，我們需要

308
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:02,875
好多布材

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00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:05,666
-為何他要那麼「寸」？
-在時裝界，「寸」就是型

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00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:10,125
她簡直零瑕疵，她在那裡買衫的？

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00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,500
有代客泊車的地方

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00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:16,916
弊！記得我約會過那怪癖男？

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00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:19,833
-我認識她
-你當然識

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00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:23,375
他古怪又噁心，是個怪物

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00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:28,000
-嗨！托德，對吧？
-變形女俠！

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00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,416
我不知你在這裡上班

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00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,166
對！你是客戶，還是…

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00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,125
我是，大客之一

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剛見完我最喜歡的女律師

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00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:36,583
不准掂

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00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,583
我們該…

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我們該再聚聚

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00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:43,916
-絕對是，會好正
-對，我請飲酒

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好了

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00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:53,083
-你瞬間投降
-瞬間

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00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,125
-但他請飲酒
-瞬間

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00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,208
10分鐘後，外面見

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00:17:57,083 --> 00:18:00,541
你看了那傢伙的個人簡介就心想

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00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:03,416
「我會將我人生幾個寶貴小時給他」

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00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,875
而我坐在對面…不，是變形女俠

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00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,041
變形女俠坐在他對面食完成餐飯

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00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,791
對！他肯定告訴他所有朋友

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00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,708
「老友，我和變形女俠約會了」

334
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:16,875
-天呀！
-什麼？

335
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,458
他和變形女俠約會了

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00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:20,208
對

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00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:23,208
因為我用變形女俠身份註冊帳號

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00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:28,333
去了幾場約會
那是使用那名字的明顯慣性

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00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:32,000
每個約會對象都是人證，這樣…

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00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,041
我就能贏這場官司

341
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:38,000
叫你約會過的可疑男人全部出庭

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00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:41,000
-珍，一定瘀到爆
-對

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00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,083
寶克女士

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00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:56,666
法官大人，我們有確鑿的證據
我當事人的確自認

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00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,208
是變形女俠

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00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,500
早過泰坦妮亞註冊商標

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00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:01,583
請交代

348
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,208
我當事人用「變形女俠」時

349
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:08,083
不是將這名字視為賣產品的手段

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00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:10,583
而是真正屬於她的身份

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00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:16,666
在「自我介紹」一欄可見，我當事人寫道

352
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:20,166
「穿牛仔褲的凶狠綠色直女」

353
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:24,583
回答「你對伴侶的期望？」這問題時

354
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:25,833
我當事人寫道

355
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,583
「有堅固的強化大床」

356
00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:32,916
「只是講笑」

357
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,500
我們想傳召證人

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00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:43,250
點呀？

359
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:48,375
她想表達
「是我，變形女俠真身！服未？」

360
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,750
講真，她有點太猴擒

361
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,333
總之我不習慣

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00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:58,583
我清楚記得，她自稱時用「變形女俠」

363
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:02,583
代替個「我」字，身為文人

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00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:04,000
我覺得太惡頂

365
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,416
不，她向我吐露

366
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,250
她最初為「變形女俠」這個名感到尷尬

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00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,208
但後來她接納了

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00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:12,541
那是美事

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00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:15,458
我估我是能令女人打開心扉的男人

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00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,666
你會說你和變形女俠好合拍？

371
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:23,625
變形女俠和我一拍即合

372
00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:25,875
我們的約會十分美好

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00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,166
她迎戰惡魔！我想話…勁！

374
00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:32,458
你會出席約會嗎？

375
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:36,791
如果對方由變形女俠換成珍妮花華特斯？

376
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,875
我不想無禮，但…

377
00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:41,791
不會

378
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,625
她不是我杯茶

379
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:50,458
但變形女俠，她不可思議！好奇妙！

380
00:20:55,416 --> 00:21:00,250
考慮到這些新證供，本席相信…

381
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:03,791
珍妮花華特斯，又名變形女俠

382
00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:06,541
批准即席判決的動議

383
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:10,166
泰坦妮亞和她旗下公司要停止使用

384
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,666
變形女俠這名字，立即生效

385
00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:15,750
必須回收市面所有產品

386
00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:23,958
件事未完的，酸民

387
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:30,000
-嗨！泰坦妮亞
-點？

388
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,916
可惜你遇上這種事

389
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,041
-你之後會做什麼？
-好！你可以送禮給我，走吧！

390
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:36,291
嘿…

391
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,541
我好愛你，泰坦妮亞

392
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:50,750
泰坦妮亞！

393
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:52,541
多謝你幫忙

394
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:57,500
我是說，我可能要約時間做心理治療

395
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,208
但我們贏了

396
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:01,958
聽住，華特斯

397
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,375
關於那個頂級型男的說話…

398
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,541
你會有更好的，你配得上更好的

399
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:17,083
-請你飲酒答謝你？
-好

400
00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:22,500
來了，好高興我們能這樣相處

401
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:23,458
飲勝

402
00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:25,583
精彩的策略

403
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,708
任何其他律師

404
00:22:28,791 --> 00:22:31,375
不會為了贏任自己那樣出醜

405
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:35,291
你可以信我，我向來都頂硬上

406
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:38,500
所以哈洛威給我中等薪金

407
00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:40,208
他不可能受得了那種事

408
00:22:40,291 --> 00:22:43,875
他從未試過要向一群劣等男人
證明他的價值

409
00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:44,791
對吧？

410
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:48,958
想想變形女俠幾有料

411
00:22:49,041 --> 00:22:50,916
而我最多只能揀那班人

412
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,666
你可以真的有超能力

413
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:55,625
某個網上識的男生仍會厭棄你

414
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:59,291
對！天呀！我們要忍受那麼多

415
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:01,875
我好高興我們做了朋友

416
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:08,375
咦…我大聲講出來？

417
00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,791
-多謝你請飲酒
-應該的

418
00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:18,500
我以為你說會買靚衫

419
00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:22,958
對，我有新衫！

420
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:29,041
嗨！盧克

421
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,583
來拎我的西裝

422
00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:45,666
來，試試這件

423
00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:46,875
謝謝

424
00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:50,541
我鍾意！

425
00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:52,875
當然鍾意，因為我是天才

426
00:23:57,875 --> 00:24:01,583
我額外造了一份小驚喜

427
00:24:08,416 --> 00:24:11,833
-我估我未必會有…
-道謝就好，珍妮花

428
00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:12,750
謝謝

429
00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:15,208
喂！不該無遮無掩隨處放

430
00:24:16,125 --> 00:24:19,583
廷斯利，你不知什麼叫為客戶保密？

431
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:23,500
（等待取貨）

432
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,541
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00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,833
（美麗、力量，變形女俠簽名！）

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00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:17,375
（變形女俠臀部升級，泰坦妮亞出品）

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00:26:03,041 --> 00:26:04,625
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出品

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《變形女俠：律政英雌》

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