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She-Hulk?
She-Hulk. She-Hulk.
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Lady-Hulk, Girl-Hulk, She-Hulk.
Give 'em what they want.
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Previously on She-Hulk...
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That name better not stick.
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What if you made a profile as She-Hulk?
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I'm not proud of this.
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{\an8}Is there anything worse
than dating in your 30s?
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I have to admit, I was a fan.
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I mean, your battle with Titania in court,
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- it was incredible.
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Supporters of the
Free Titania movement are celebrating
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- that she's been cleared of all charges.
- Boo.
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I've got court documents
filed by Titania Worldwide LLC.
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She's suing me over the name "She-Hulk"?
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But that's my name.
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Strength is beauty.
Beauty is strength.
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What makes you beautiful?
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She-Hulk by Titania.
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Be strong, be beautiful. Own who you are.
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She-Hulk by Titania.
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I am strength. I am beauty.
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I own who I am.
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She-Hulk by Titania,
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a luxurious new line of skin care,
beauty, and wellness products
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created by Titania exclusively for you.
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She-Hulk by Titania.
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You're listening to Pro Say,
Law 360's podcast.
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A quick word from our sponsor.
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Hey, Titaniacs,
can't wait to see you all.
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- Ched!
- Yo. What's up, Jen?
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You can't just walk into my house!
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What do you want me to tell you?
I just did.
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I'm making a killing
selling these signed She-Hulk products.
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They love you.
The people love the She-Hulk.
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- So I need your John Hancock for me.
- I'm not signing those.
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What do you mean?
I'm supporting your business venture.
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No, this is not mine.
It has nothing to do with me.
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- It's got your name here on the label.
- This is someone else.
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This woman, Titania,
has trademarked my name.
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That's dumb.
Why would you let her do that?
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I didn't let her, Ched.
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Huh.
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You know, Jen,
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the way trademark works is,
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whoever gets there first, gets it.
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So if you would've done yours first,
she wouldn't have been able to do that.
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{\an8}Thank you.
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She tweeted that she'd be here
connecting with her fans.
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You follow her?
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It's for reconnaissance.
Where are you going?
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- To talk to her.
- Yeah, we are.
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But we're not waiting in line.
You kidding?
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We enter with confidence.
That's how it works. Excuse us.
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What is this?
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"Snake venom lip plumper."
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She's literally selling snake oil.
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"Beauty serum."
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"Beauty oil."
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"Beauty tonic." How are these
not all exactly the same thing?
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Are you kidding?
They're completely different.
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Free samples?
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These are all for me and that girl.
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- Thank you so much, thank you.
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I'm so sorry, little child,
but the line starts way back there.
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I don't wanna cut.
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I want you to stop,
and take all of this down.
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What's the issue?
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You're using my name to sell
your trashy products, and you're suing me?
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Get over it, Jennifer.
The name She-Hulk is mine.
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Excuse me?
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Could you take a photo?
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Oh, my God, yes. Back up a little bit.
Just give me some space.
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- She's gonna...
- You taking it?
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Just one, and that is it.
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I can't believe
she stole my name.
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But you said you didn't like
that name anyways.
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- I don't.
- Okay.
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It's just what people
decided to call me. It's not who I am.
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I'm still Jennifer Walters.
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She-Hulk is just a thing
that happened to me.
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- That's a really good perspective to have.
- I admit there are parts that I enjoy.
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- Okay, you're not done.
- Like the amazing hair, no hangover.
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Walking home with headphones on
without being afraid.
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- Every woman's dream.
- But I'm not a different person
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who needs a different name.
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Okay. So you're not mad
at the name She-Hulk?
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No, I don't care about it.
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- Okay. So you're totally over it?
- Yeah, like, the most over it.
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You're crushing your stapler.
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What?
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Why does she have to charge
her fans so much for everything?
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Because that's smart, Nikki.
That's why she is rich and you're broke.
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What's happening, Nik?
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Oh, I was just talking to myself.
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I can't pretend I'm here
for a friendly visit. I need a favor.
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Oh. well, you know my price.
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- Return favor. Plus interest.
- Done.
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- Okay.
- Stand in line with me
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waiting for a sneaker drop?
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The Iron Man Threes are coming out.
They're limited to one pair per customer.
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Why do you need two pairs?
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One to rock and one to stock.
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Okay, so you're telling me
that you collect shoes
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to look at that you're never gonna wear?
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I respect that.
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I'm not gonna brag to you or anything,
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but I do have some
pretty rare limited editions
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that I got from my drip broker.
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Through your... Excuse me, your what?
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Yeah, I got a guy, Alonzo,
the drip broker.
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He can find anything you're looking for,
fashion-wise.
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Can this drip broker
find someone who could do custom clothing
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for, say, a super-human sized person?
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No doubt.
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Okay. I'm gonna need
to call in my favor right now.
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- You haven't done my favor.
- I'm letting you slide on the interest.
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You're right.
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- You're right. Slick Nik. Slick Nik.
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I just wanted to thank
all of my beloved Titaniacs
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- for helping me reach my...
- I'm over it. I really am.
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This is a boba café.
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Alonzo says that it's a front
for a superhero clothing business.
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Okay.
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- Hi, are you ready to order?
- Hey, how you doing, man?
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My boy Alonzo sent me.
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Alonzo. Okay, what's the order?
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No, no. My boy, Alonzo,
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the drip broker.
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He sent me.
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For the superhero stuff.
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This is a boba café.
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What is that, Chinese? I'm not Chinese.
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Well, I said we're not cops.
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And I said it in Chinese.
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I feel so much shame.
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- He's mad. I offended him. I...
- Okay.
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Come to the back.
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- All right.
- Creepy back-room situation.
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- This kind of hustle.
- Okay.
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What do you need? I got everything.
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Captain America shield, Thor hammer.
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Avengers T-shirt.
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This says, "Avongers."
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{\an8}You don't like Avongers?
I got Avingers.
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Oh, with an I.
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I kind of like this.
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Okay, no, we don't want
bootleg stuff, okay?
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I want custom-made clothing
for a superhero.
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Question, if you're not the guy,
then do you know who the guy is?
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He won't meet you. He's exclusive.
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Okay. So you do know the guy.
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Okay, fine.
I'll buy one of your Avongers T-shirts.
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- And a matching hat.
- Yes, I wanna complete the ensemble.
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Okay.
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No.
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Hi.
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I wanted to talk to you
about making clothing for my client...
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Do you have a referral?
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Titania referred me.
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I saw you shrug. Rejected.
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Actually, my client is an Avenger.
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- She's one of the top-tier ones, sir.
- Yes.
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Fifteen-minute consultation.
My assistant will set up the appointment.
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I can still see you.
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- Okay. Okay.
- Yes, sir. Thank you.
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Is everything all right, sir?
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No.
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Why did I pass a billboard
on Santa Monica Boulevard today
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advertising a She-Hulk
booty boost smoothie?
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Oh, so, that's not actually me.
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So that name
was never really mine, officially.
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Everyone in the media
just started calling me that.
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But now this incredibly awful,
slightly super-powered woman...
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Uh, yeah, I'm gonna stop you,
'cause none of that's my concern.
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Okay.
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GLK and H made She-Hulk the face
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of our superhuman law division.
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And now, we find ourselves
in the middle of a frivolous lawsuit.
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No one hires a firm
that can't handle its own messes.
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I am going to fix this, sir.
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No, you won't.
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I'm surprised and relieved
you aren't foolish enough
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to try to represent yourself.
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At least you know that basic rule.
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I'm taking this on
as a professional courtesy,
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but moving forward, we are not colleagues.
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I'm the attorney, you're the client.
That's the only way this can work.
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Agreed?
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Agreed.
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Why didn't you trademark your pseudonym?
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I never even thought about it, you know?
Why would I?
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Did Doctor Strange have to trademark
his name? Did Thor?
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You chose two examples
of people who use their real names.
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Mmm-hmm.
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This is the person
who legally outmaneuvered you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We need to show strength. Countersue.
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Establish you were using the name
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in a professional capacity
before the trademark date,
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and Titania is profiting
off name recognition
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already established in the marketplace.
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If you're gonna be my client,
dress like you respect yourself,
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and not like a football player
pleading no contest to a DUI.
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Nikki?
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Yes? Wasn't lurking. I was close by.
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You obviously spend a lot of time
thinking about what you wear.
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- Why don't you help her?
- I'm actually already on top of that.
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I got you a consultation with the guy
who makes clothing for superheroes.
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- Oh, I don't think I really need that.
- You do, yeah.
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Oh.
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Nice suit, Shrek.
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All rise.
Court is now in session.
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Your Honor, we move to dismiss
this entirely frivolous suit.
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My client owns the trademark for She-Hulk.
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Ms. Book may enjoy
wasting the court's time,
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but you can be certain that I do not.
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Ms. Book?
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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As you will see,
there are no issues of fact here
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that would require proceeding to trial.
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Since the first public appearance
of Jennifer Walters in her Hulk form,
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the public has unanimously identified her
with the name She-Hulk.
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In fact, the name had not even
been recorded
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in public discourse until that debut.
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We have a number of news items
and broadcast quotes
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I'd like to enter into record.
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Simply put,
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the defendant is exploiting goodwill
towards my client
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and her better-known cousin,
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in order to sell
her non-FDA approved sham products.
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We ask the court to grant our motion
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for summary judgment,
and order our requested remedies.
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Okay.
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First of all, "sham"?
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Why don't you try telling that
to the thousands of testimonials
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from my fans who have had nothing
but amazing results
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with my exclusive line
of She-Hulk Foot Exfoliants,
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which I just so happen to have
a little sample of,
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and offer into evidence, thank you.
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No, we don't need...
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Can we please stay on track here?
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What my client is trying to say
is that She-Hulk was not...
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You can sit down.
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What my client is trying to say
is that Ms. Walters was not interested
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in the She-Hulk name
until it became associated
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with this incredibly
successful line of products.
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If we may.
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- She-Hulk! Hey, She-Hulk!
- I will not answer to that name.
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You know why? 'Cause it's not my name.
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She-Hulk! She-Hulk!
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My name never has been,
and never will be She-Hulk.
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It's lazy, it's reductive,
and it's straight-up garbage.
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Any response, Ms. Book?
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Actually, yes.
We have one more clip to show.
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{\an8}Tell us, how did you come up
with the name She-Hulk?
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{\an8}Some random guy
on the news came up with it.
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{\an8}But it stuck, and so now,
whether I like it or not,
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{\an8}I am forever She-Hulk.
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My client clearly stated
that she is She-Hulk.
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This is just one instance.
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Can you prove a pattern of Ms. Walter's
personal use of the name?
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Yes, Your Honor,
we definitely have more to present.
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You'd better.
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Or I'm inclined to side
with the defendant.
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We'll recess until Thursday.
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- Appointment for She-Hulk.
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- We told him you're an Avenger.
- What?
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...all of the care instructions
on the tag.
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I will not be held responsible
for customer stupidity.
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This one.
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Oh, my God!
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Is the hag convention in town?
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Luke, Nikki Ramos. This is the She-Hulk.
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- Jennifer Walters.
- Never heard of you.
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My client list is very exclusive
because my work is impeccable.
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Well, like I told you before,
she's gonna be one of the Avengers.
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- You said she was one.
- It hasn't been announced yet.
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They're still working out the deal,
but she is.
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The Hulk is her cousin.
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- By blood?
- Yeah.
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And she is going to be a megastar.
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- Her?
- Okay, is this really necessary?
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I just want you to make me a new suit.
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Okay, what kind
of superhero-ing do you do?
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Do you need built-in weaponry?
Waterproofing, fire-resistance?
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No, I don't need a suit like that.
I just need a business suit.
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Everything I make stands up
to the highest combat standards.
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I don't make basic shit.
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Yeah, I don't really need any of that.
I'm a lawyer.
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She's a... You're a...
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- A lawyer.
- She's a lawyer.
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That's so cute. I love that.
That's so cute.
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This one. Thank you.
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This is a waste of my time and my talents.
Please get out.
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Okay, but she needs a suit
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that's gonna fit her both as Jen
and as She-Hulk.
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Something that requires a lot of talent.
Can we show him?
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Yeah. All the way down, small, impish.
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- Large, superhuman.
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Do you think you could design a suit
that would adapt to both of my bodies?
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Come on. Ever done a Hulk before?
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- This is huge. This is huge.
- Tinsley!
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Order extra bolts of the stretch wool.
We're going to need
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a lot of fabric.
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Why was he so mean?
In fashion, it's cool to be mean.
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She's so impeccable. Where does she shop?
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Somewhere with valet parking.
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Oh, no. Remember that date I went on
with the guy with the fetish?
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- I know her.
- She's a client. Of course, you do.
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He's so creepy and disgusting. Monstrous.
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- Hi! Todd, right?
- She-Hulk!
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Didn't know you worked here.
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Yeah! Are you a client, or...
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I am. I'm one of the biggest.
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Just had a meeting with
my favorite lady lawyer.
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No touching.
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We should, um...
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Yeah, we should reconnect soon.
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- Absolutely. That would be great.
- Yeah. Drinks on me.
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Okay.
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- You rolled over so quickly.
- So quickly.
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- But the drinks are on him.
- So quickly.
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See you outside in ten.
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Yeah, and you looked at that guy's
dating profile and you were like,
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"I'll give him a couple
of precious hours of my life."
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And I sat across... No, She-Hulk.
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She-Hulk sat across from him
for an entire dinner.
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Yeah, and he for sure
is telling all his friends like,
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"Yo, bro. Went on a date with She-Hulk."
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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He went on a date with She-Hulk.
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Yeah.
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Because I made a dating profile
as She-Hulk,
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and went on several dates as She-Hulk,
showing a clear pattern of using the name.
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Every single one of those dates
is a corroborating witness. This...
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Is how I win this case.
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By parading all the questionable men
you dated in a courtroom.
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- Jen, that's going to be embarrassing.
- Yeah.
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Ms. Book.
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Your Honor, we have compelling evidence
my client did in fact self-identify
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with the moniker She-Hulk
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well before Titania filed
for the trademark.
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Please proceed.
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My client used "She-Hulk,"
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not as a name to exploit
in order to sell product,
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but as a genuine part of her identity.
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As you can see in the "About Me" section,
my client wrote, and I quote,
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"Mean, green and straight-poured
into these jeans."
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Ew.
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And to answer the question,
"What are you looking for in a partner?"
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my client wrote,
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"A sturdy back
and reinforced king-size bed.
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"JK. JK. JK."
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We'd like to call our witnesses.
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'Sup?
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Yeah, she's like, "It's me.
The real She-Hulk. Impressed much?"
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She came across a little tryhard,
to be honest.
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I'm just not about that.
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I specifically remember her
referring to herself as She-Hulk,
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in the third person,
and as a writer myself,
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I found that grating.
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00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,458
Yeah, no, she confided in me
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that she was initially embarrassed
by the name She-Hulk.
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But then she embraced it.
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That's the beautiful part.
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I guess I'm the kind of guy
a woman can really open up to.
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00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,708
So you would say
you really connected with She-Hulk?
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00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:23,666
She-Hulk and I had an intense connection.
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We had a great date.
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She battled demons, I mean, come on.
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Would you have gone on the date
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if She-Hulk had instead presented
as Jennifer Walters?
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00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:39,916
Look,
I don't mean to be rude, but...
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00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:41,833
No.
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00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,666
She's not really my type.
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But She-Hulk. She-Hulk's incredible.
She's amazing.
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In light of this new testimony,
the court finds in favor of...
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Jennifer Walters, aka She-Hulk.
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Motion for summary judgement is granted.
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Titania and her subsidiaries
will cease usage
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of the She-Hulk name
effective immediately.
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All current products
on the market must be recalled.
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This isn't over, hater.
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00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:30,041
- Hey, Titania.
- What?
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00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,916
I'm so sorry that happened to you.
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00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,958
- What you getting into later?
- Fine. You can buy me things. Let's go.
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00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:36,208
Hey.
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I love you so much, Titania.
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00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,416
MAN 2: Titania!
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00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,583
Thank you for that.
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00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:57,541
I mean, I might need to schedule
several sessions of therapy,
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but we won.
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00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:02,041
Look, Walters,
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00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:05,416
what that extremely attractive man
said in there,
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00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:08,583
you can do better. You deserve better.
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00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:17,125
- Can I buy you a drink to say thanks?
- Sure.
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00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:23,458
Here you go.
I'm so happy we're doing this. Cheers.
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00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,625
Quite a strategy.
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00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:28,750
I don't know any other lawyer
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00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,416
who would humiliate themselves
that way to win a case.
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00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:35,333
Yeah, you can always count on me
to throw myself under the bus.
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00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:38,541
It's why Holliway pays me
the medium bucks.
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00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,250
He couldn't have gone through that.
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00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:43,666
He's never had to prove his value
to a parade of underwhelming men.
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00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:44,833
Right?
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00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:49,000
Like, think about everything
that She-Hulk brings to the table,
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00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,958
and those guys were my best option.
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00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,708
You can have literal superpowers,
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00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:55,666
and some guy with Internet
will still think he can do better.
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00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:59,333
Yes! Oh, my God!
The things we put up with.
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I am so happy we're friends now.
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00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:08,416
What... Did I just say that out loud?
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00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,833
- Thanks for the drink.
- Of course.
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00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,541
I thought you were getting better clothes.
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00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:23,125
Oh, yeah, my clothes!
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00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,083
Hey, Luke.
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00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:31,625
Just here to get my suits.
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00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:42,875
Uh-uh-uh.
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00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:45,708
Here. Try this.
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00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:46,916
Thank you.
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00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,583
Ooh! I like it!
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00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:52,916
Of course you do, because I'm a genius.
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00:23:55,791 --> 00:23:57,041
Oh!
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I made you a little something extra.
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00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:11,708
- I don't know that I'll really have an...
- Just say thank you, Jennifer.
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00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:12,791
Thank you.
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00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:15,791
Hello, this shouldn't be left out
in the open.
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00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:19,625
Tinsley, does client confidentiality
mean nothing to you?