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現在我分析過你的血液樣本

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它太危險，不能外洩

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雷霆球，拿到了嗎？

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沒有，我無法刺穿堅硬的綠皮膚

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前情提要

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我送來泰坦妮亞世界公司提出的文件

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她告你濫用商標

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你用我的名字賣垃圾商品

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要成為我的客戶，穿著就得自重一點

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別像個因酒駕拒絕答辯的足球員

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路克，她是女浩克

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天啊

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因為我幫女浩克開了交友檔案

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那些男生每個都是補強證人

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你願意跟她約會嗎？

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如果女浩克以珍妮佛華特斯的模樣出現

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她不是我的菜

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本庭支持珍妮佛華特斯，女浩克的主張

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這件事還沒完，討厭鬼

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(小珍)

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(你願意當我的伴娘嗎？)

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(拜託！你當然願意！親愛的露露上)

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天啊

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小珍，你不必帶路克雅各森的套裝

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到婚禮去

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我想看他為你做的超級裝

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為什麼？我又不會穿

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拜託，你要氣死我了

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氣死搞笑女王罪加一等

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不，你看路克為我做的彩排晚宴禮服

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-什麼？
-對啊

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-我的天啊
-喜歡嗎？

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你以女浩克造型現身一定超辣

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這才是參加婚禮的原因

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對，所以我才這麼興奮

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哪有人婚禮辦在星期四的？

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露露是我高中同學

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她認識我全家人
我表弟契德是婚禮DJ

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-什麼？
-對

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但我們漸行漸遠，沒聯絡了

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那你怎麼會當伴娘？

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因為…她覺得有必要問我吧

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我也覺得必須答應
要怎麼拒絕當伴娘呢？

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直接說不就行了

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我很不希望梅樂莉幫我代班

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那只是個離婚案

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讓我有機會跟梅樂莉小姐密切合作

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對，這一集就是演婚禮

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如果你以為時機不太對，沒錯

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婚禮就是這樣，但我會美美的，走吧

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上場吧

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小珍

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你渾身散發亮麗光彩

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謝謝你，海瑟

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你為了大喜之日認真健身呢

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-沒錯
-是啊

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你的美臀翹上天了

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不可思議

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誰沒有屁股？嗨，小珍

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露露，天啊

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我能私下跟你聊一下嗎？

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你竟然又來這招

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-什麼？
-搶走我的鋒頭

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沒人會看我

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大家焦點都在你身上
這是你的大喜之日

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我知道這是我的大喜之日

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我不要你在我婚禮上當浩克

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答應我，小珍

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答應我？

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我答應你
我會以正常小珍的模樣出席婚禮

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-謝謝
-好，沒事了

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我要結婚了

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這明明就是
我不想以小珍模樣出現的時候

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《律師小珍》

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傑克森、山姆、格雷和馬克
他們是亞當的伴郎

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大家都配好對了，我沒有伴郎嗎？

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小珍，我們才不會讓你落單

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難道我們會讓婚禮難看嗎？

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你跟強納森一起走，他明天會出現

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天啊，強納森，我愛死他了

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強納森最棒了

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太好了

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好，霍利斯先生

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不朽先生

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抱歉，你不是說你叫克雷格霍利斯嗎？

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是，但我都自稱不朽先生，簡潔有力

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好的

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不朽先生，請繼續

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是，我知道這不像一般的離婚案件

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我需要你幫我的忙

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否則財產分配會讓我大失血

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離婚很辛苦

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不是我沒努力維持婚姻

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我試過，好幾次

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應該說沒人比我嘗試更多次

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比次數的話

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我是好人，不想傷害任何人

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但感情難免走味

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要談這種事真的好難

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「我不想跟你維持婚姻關係了

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我覺得你在情感上讓我喘不過氣

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而且你又穿奇怪的睡衣」

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你能怪我在尖峰時間衝進車陣

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當場把整件事做個了斷嗎？

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-什麼？
-讓我搞清楚

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你是說你沒跟太太好好談

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反而想靠自殺來離婚？

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我不自殺的，我長生不朽，不會死

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你以為這個有法律學位的女人

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不懂不朽的意思嗎？

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在我的案例中我是死了，但只在法律上

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所以你死了

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我死了，算是死了，但我是死了

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你對這種手法感到愧疚過嗎？

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-我說了，我是好人
-你說過

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如果有機會

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我想這是結束婚姻最體貼的方法

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你不能用體貼來形容

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你只是不懂如何勇敢面對

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我以為…

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律師不該任意批評

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不，他們只會代表你，我不說了

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結束一段感情當然很難
但面對配偶離世也一樣

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我不確定該擔心什麼，政府、稅？

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有保險理賠金嗎？

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至少我們知道他怎麼辦到的

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小珍，我好糟糕，我們都沒機會敘舊

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你好嗎？最近在做什麼？

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我…

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我是GLK與H法律事務所
一個新部門的主管

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它是全國最頂尖的法律事務所之一

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你也知道，現在我有超能力，超扯

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我不是問這個

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你有在約會嗎？有沒有男友？

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沒有…

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真遺憾，你會找到的，別難過

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我並不難過

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這就對了，你還有一點時間

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露露，你支持愛德華還是雅各？

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別說了，那兩個演員我都交往過

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搞什麼鬼？

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小珍，真高興見到你

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我好喜歡你都不費力氣

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你來這裡做什麼？

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這是我朋友的婚禮，不能來這裡亂搞

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好，閒聊完了

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回答你超沒禮貌的問題

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我正好在跟新郎的朋友約會
他邀我來的

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-泰坦妮亞
-美女

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你來了，你那麼忙，有一大堆事業

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-真的
-是啊

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不，她闖進這場婚禮想要整我

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太明顯了，怎麼沒人發現？

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你好大聲喔

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小珍，我懂了，真的

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你聽起來很離譜

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泰坦妮亞不會跑來我的婚禮

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想要殺死你之類的

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我只是來祝福露露和新郎的愛情

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-如此而已
-好感動

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看吧？不是什麼都跟你有關，珍妮佛

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隨便啦

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-抱歉，我知道這樣有點怪
-抱歉

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我還沒想到如何搭訕才不尷尬

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-對，可以練習一下
-對

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練習下次自我介紹又搞砸了

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-好
-我叫賈許

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-小珍
-新娘還是新郎的朋友？

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新娘，露露的高中同學

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哇

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-你呢？
-新郎

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不過也分不清了

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-我能問你一個問題嗎？
-好

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他們有分配女伴給你嗎？
我不懂他們怎麼決定的

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沒有，但我不介意

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我打算找一個美女聊天

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讓她吃一堆蜜糖堅果

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我很會執行計畫

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-看得出來
-是啊

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天啊，小珍，幸好我找到你了

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有一半工作人員不幹了
因為我對他們不客氣

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你能幫我清理現場嗎？

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收拾空杯子，整理一下

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我裡面需要你幫忙，拜託？

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-好
-謝謝你，小珍

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-好
-回頭見

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掰

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七萬五千元的卡債

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保羅在帳單寄來那天自動消失

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那些年我沒看過
小史賓瑟的扶養金一毛錢

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我花了一萬元辦紐奧良爵士葬禮

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因為阿尼不小心吞了氰化物藥丸

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各位先生女士，我瞭解，相信我

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請問你們剛開始如何得知

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不朽先生的行為模式？

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都是因為我

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我朋友傳給我一個連結
是「高智慧」網站上的影片

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一堆幼稚男人上的那個網站？

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就是那個

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影片中有個男的

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(高智慧)

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走到繁忙的十字路口，被四輛車撞上

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他的身體重新再生，然後起身走掉

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我當然馬上認出那是我的蠢老公羅傑

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這就是我擔心的

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你不但假死多次

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還偽造不同的假身分

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說實話，這些配偶都該告死你

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你沒坐牢算運氣好

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我永遠搞不懂女人
如果我活到…我可以

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聽清楚

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我幫你爭取這種情況下的最佳條件

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別碰我，讓我告訴你

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笑什麼？

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00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:46,625
挺好笑的

216
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,916
她絕對會做，這很適合小珍

217
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,500
我都叫她做這種事

218
00:12:57,250 --> 00:13:01,500
嘿！伴郎在玩瑪利歐賽車

219
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,125
他們的襯衫弄皺了

220
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,083
天啊，因為打電動？

221
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:08,791
對啊，電動現在也是運動
體育頻道都有播

222
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,750
-對啊
-你負責熨衣服吧？

223
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,291
-有嗎？
-有，新娘隊加油

224
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,583
感恩，太棒了

225
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:19,333
-小珍，你的伴郎到了
-天啊，牠來了

226
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:22,500
強納森來了，強納森

227
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:25,083
小珍，看你能跟誰走紅毯

228
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:27,833
牠好勇敢，早上才讓牠甦醒過來

229
00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:30,541
強納森，當然

230
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,541
女士們，賽巴斯欽，這樣吧

231
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,625
我還有1981年買的蘋果股票

232
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加上我第一任太太
克朗威女爵留下的黃金

233
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乾脆我們平分成八份吧？

234
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:50,291
-很公平
-慷慨又公平

235
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,500
這樣大家都能各奔前程

236
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,666
我立刻來草擬文件

237
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,375
-把這件事搞定
-等一下

238
00:13:57,458 --> 00:14:01,250
我們結婚18年，她才嫁給他3年

239
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憑什麼她拿一樣多？

240
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,458
因為我跟這個蠢蛋有孩子

241
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:09,833
-我何必因為她的錯誤受罰？
-我兒子不是錯誤

242
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,500
你說「錯誤」

243
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,958
-我要我的18年…
-你犯了一個錯

244
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,666
錯誤…

245
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:20,083
怎麼樣，派對玩咖？

246
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:25,625
我是你們的DJ，無…敵浩克

247
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,333
新人的新婚派對開始了

248
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:30,916
給我一大杯酒

249
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,583
要多收5元

250
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,291
(歡迎，現金酒吧)

251
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那當然

252
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,416
不然接下來四小時我能幹嘛？

253
00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:59,250
你搞定了…賽巴斯欽，我們這麼辦

254
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,125
勞恩湖陵墓你會拿到退款

255
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,375
爵士葬禮好時髦，我喜歡你的風格

256
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,916
泰勒，你會收到兩年少賺的薪水

257
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,750
因為你辭職幫保羅經營
皮埃蒙特的玉品店

258
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,916
雪柔，你要現金？沒問題

259
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,375
-現金
-艾美

260
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,291
是

261
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:21,916
你會收到誠懇的道歉
加上有意義的眼神接觸

262
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,791
-天啊，謝謝你
-持續至少15秒

263
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,500
好嗎？大家記住，我們口號是什麼？

264
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,291
-下不為例
-對

265
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:34,291
我想就這樣，好了，梅樂莉？

266
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,625
你能接受嗎？

267
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:40,208
對，我有…

268
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:44,083
眼神接觸最好的條件只有這樣？

269
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,333
艾美，20秒眼神接觸

270
00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,875
那感覺沒完沒了

271
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:52,875
毫無疑問，搞得真難看

272
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:56,666
但我真心愛每一個…

273
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:57,958
省省吧

274
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好，結束了

275
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,375
拉莫斯小姐，不按牌理出牌，很讚

276
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,291
讚！

277
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,333
-幹得好
-給我錢

278
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,125
布魯斯，你在哪？

279
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:18,333
我設法跟你聯絡好幾週
好幾個月、好幾天

280
00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,041
快回電，傻瓜

281
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:24,291
不要偷懶，雙腳動起來

282
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:27,833
-賈許，我以為露露吃了你
-天啊

283
00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:28,791
沒有，我在這裡

284
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:32,333
我沒看過你週三週四這麼開心

285
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:37,916
賈許，賈許亞，賈許森，好名字

286
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:38,875
我爸媽取的

287
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,125
-是嗎？
-是啊

288
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,458
-他們也給了你一張帥臉
-是嗎？

289
00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:44,583
謝謝你的讚美

290
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:46,541
我在想你何時會注意到

291
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:50,125
我太注意這場婚禮的瑣事

292
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:51,875
又大又蠢的婚禮

293
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:55,333
所以你是個浪漫的人嗎？

294
00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:57,041
我其實不排斥愛情

295
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,666
我只是想參加婚禮

296
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,083
讓大家看到我過得很好

297
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,708
-我沒男友也沒老公
-瞭解

298
00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:11,333
跟你說個祕密，過來

299
00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:13,416
我來了…

300
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,166
好，其實我過得非常好

301
00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:21,500
我有很棒的工作，當律師

302
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,208
我也很強壯

303
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,458
我真的很壯

304
00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:26,916
我…很緊

305
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,875
你還沒看到我的女浩克髮型

306
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:32,125
我很想看

307
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,333
-真的嗎？
-真的

308
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:35,875
我不能在這裡變

309
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,125
好

310
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:40,041
大家老是這麼…

311
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,916
說女浩克有多厲害

312
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,708
他們都這樣說，我今晚想秀一下

313
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,875
不曉得，我覺得你挺棒的

314
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:57,750
是嗎？

315
00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,500
是

316
00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:08,666
不

317
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,208
-你還好嗎？
-糟糕，來了

318
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,208
什麼…

319
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:20,375
吐出來，寶貝，吐出來

320
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:30,125
我就知道

321
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:33,833
當然，我就說事情還沒完

322
00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:37,291
現在我要公開毀掉你

323
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:40,791
拜託，我公平打贏官司，看開一點

324
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,208
我什麼都看不開

325
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,958
你不變身嗎？

326
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,083
我這樣就能對付你

327
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:58,833
好可憐

328
00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:02,333
你不是女浩克就不好玩了，起來

329
00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:04,166
你幹嘛一直找我麻煩？

330
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:08,916
我沒有，好像別人才愛找你麻煩

331
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:13,166
你不能為了自己不要的東西
毀掉我的一切

332
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,333
你根本不該擁有的東西

333
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:18,583
現在我被迫要去證明，變身吧

334
00:19:20,916 --> 00:19:24,041
好，我就變女浩克這一次

335
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,875
慘了，我忘了怎麼變

336
00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:35,333
好可悲

337
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,458
等我一下

338
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,708
婚禮有人開打了

339
00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:48,916
我的牙齒貼片

340
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,500
你們覺得很好笑嗎？

341
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:54,458
要給你IG上的11個粉絲看嗎？

342
00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:57,083
你想去哪？我要拿走這個

343
00:20:58,041 --> 00:20:59,208
這婚禮爛透了

344
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,375
露露，我知道我答應過

345
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:14,750
她趁我在吐的時候打我，哪有這種人？

346
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,875
天啊

347
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,416
女浩克出現在我婚禮上？

348
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:30,666
-對啊
-我好愛你，我是你的粉絲

349
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,708
-海咪咪
-超大的

350
00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:36,750
海咪咪，恭喜啦，隨便

351
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:41,625
我喜歡這裡的拍照亭，那男的好性感

352
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:44,833
(高智慧)

353
00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:46,666
我實在不懂

354
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,750
一個怕衝突的人為什麼一直結婚

355
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:50,666
就是啊

356
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:54,750
我不敢相信有八個人嫁給那傢伙

357
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,750
在洛杉磯不能單身

358
00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:59,125
我結婚很久了

359
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:02,416
-你結婚了？
-到10月滿11年

360
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,541
-什麼？
-在我兒子生日隔天

361
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:09,083
等等，你有小孩？你有小孩

362
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:11,125
-梅樂莉布克有…
-別再問了

363
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:13,000
-好
-我看看

364
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,208
等等，看一下這個

365
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,791
這什麼？女浩克…

366
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:17,708
(限會員，請登入)

367
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,625
變浩克？什麼東西？

368
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:24,125
「逗點，她好噁心

369
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:27,458
-她30歲了，噁！」好
-天啊

370
00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:28,625
不可思議

371
00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:32,041
我剛剛複製貼上網路上男人對我的評語

372
00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:36,458
接受，#與男生交友，好

373
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,875
(抵制女浩克，你是浩克卻很蠢)

374
00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:41,958
(誰去射殺女浩克，最佳梗圖)

375
00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:46,333
這是什麼？梅兒
「如何殺死女浩克？」

376
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:48,291
太恐怖了，我們得跟小珍談

377
00:22:48,375 --> 00:22:51,250
不，不要

378
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:52,458
你看到了嗎？

379
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:55,083
有，何必讓她知道這些鬼東西

380
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,041
可是有些是死亡威脅

381
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,500
妮琪，他們只是酸民

382
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:01,083
只想要別人注意他們

383
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:04,875
小珍不必理他們，讓她過她的日子

384
00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:09,416
好

385
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:13,625
它叫「高智慧」
有好多梗圖和死亡威脅

386
00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:16,166
梅樂莉說別告訴你

387
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:19,458
她說你會難過，我們應該保護你

388
00:23:19,541 --> 00:23:21,250
讓你過你的日子，可是…

389
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,291
你也知道，那不是我的作風

390
00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:26,500
應該沒什麼啦

391
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:30,208
聽到再回電給我，我愛你喔

392
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,625
-好吃嗎？
-好吃

393
00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:37,625
好，那我要吃了

394
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,500
小心，別受傷

395
00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:43,041
不會，沾一下醬

396
00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:52,416
(計畫下階段準備開始了嗎？浩克王)

397
00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:28,083
(根據漫威漫畫改編)

398
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:51,125
(漫威影業呈獻)

399
00:25:56,625 --> 00:26:00,208
《律師女浩克》

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字幕翻譯： Aaron Wu