1 00:00:34,416 --> 00:00:38,250 Jennifer Walters, Esq. Lawyer, millennial, 2 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:42,166 searching for a way to balance a career and her personal life. 3 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:45,666 Then, an accidental dose of gamma-radiated blood 4 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:47,250 alters her body chemistry. 5 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:52,125 And now, when Jennifer Walters grows angry or outraged, 6 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:54,000 a startling metamorphosis occurs. 7 00:01:01,875 --> 00:01:03,916 The creature is driven by rage 8 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:08,458 and pursued by online trolls. 9 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:13,250 Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. 10 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:17,625 She is provoked into a rampage 11 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:19,416 that has landed her in prison. 12 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:23,041 And now, she is seen only for the raging spirit 13 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,541 that dwells within her. 14 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:41,458 Hey, guys. 15 00:01:41,458 --> 00:01:42,750 Hey, buddy. 16 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:44,375 How you doin'? 17 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:48,625 I'm all right. Did you manage to get a hold of Bruce? 18 00:01:48,625 --> 00:01:50,458 We left multiple messages. 19 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:52,041 I managed to sound very calm, 20 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:55,375 considering I was calling the freaking Hulk himself. 21 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:57,666 - Let's get down to brass tacks. - Yes. 22 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:01,833 We need to identify every individual who hacked my private information. 23 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:03,375 They need to be prosecuted... 24 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:06,541 Hold on. Forget them. We need to discuss your case. 25 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:10,250 This was a targeted attack. They must be held responsible for this. 26 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:11,583 You took their bait. 27 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:12,750 I was angry! 28 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:15,375 Which is how anyone would respond in that situation. 29 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:18,416 You're not just anyone. You are an out-of-control Hulk. 30 00:02:19,541 --> 00:02:21,833 That's what all the witnesses saw. 31 00:02:26,541 --> 00:02:28,416 We have an offer for a plea deal. 32 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,500 The DA won't file charges related to the incident. 33 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:31,875 What are the terms? 34 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:51,666 Hey. 35 00:02:51,791 --> 00:02:54,916 Oh, no, sweetheart. It's all right. 36 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,666 - People go to prison every day. - Every day. 37 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:03,500 I stole all the food and drinks 38 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,916 and put them in your car 'cause screw this place. 39 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,041 Thank you. 40 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:10,208 But I will continue to work here because they pay me nicely. 41 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:13,000 Don't worry about me, you guys. 42 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,166 Thanks for the help. 43 00:03:15,541 --> 00:03:17,000 We always have your back, Jen. 44 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 {\an8}The female cousin of the Hulk, popularly known as She-Hulk, 45 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,083 {\an8}-has been released from custody. 46 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:23,166 {\an8}Terms of the deal 47 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:27,041 {\an8}permanently bar Jennifer Walters from transforming into her She-Hulk... 48 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:29,958 {\an8}A neighbor who wished to remain anonymous is uncomfortable 49 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:32,041 - that an unstable super being... - Unstable? 50 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,625 - ...lives next door. - She-Hulk! 51 00:03:33,625 --> 00:03:35,458 Are they outside my house? 52 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:40,625 Excuse me, Jen Walters. 53 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,375 Do you care to comment about losing your superpowers? 54 00:03:43,916 --> 00:03:45,791 Jen, if no one ever hires you again, 55 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:47,708 you can always move back here with us. 56 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:49,458 - Thanks, Dad. - Of course. 57 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:55,208 But my gym stuff is in your room now, and I work out every day at 7:00 a.m. 58 00:03:55,208 --> 00:03:57,875 You should join me. Workout buddies. 59 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:58,958 Oh, this will be fun. 60 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,041 There she is! 61 00:04:16,541 --> 00:04:18,541 - Jennifer, any plans to go to rehab? - Hey! 62 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,750 Hey! Get off my damn lawn! 63 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:25,166 I don't care if there is a drought. I got water pressure for days. 64 00:04:41,875 --> 00:04:45,041 No! Just a sparkling water, a turkey sandwich, chips, and guac. 65 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:47,250 Yes, I wanna see those baby pictures, Elaine. 66 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,375 Thank you. Oh, my God. I love Elaine. 67 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:50,875 Okay, what've you got for me? 68 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,791 Finding the identity of these guys has been a dead end. 69 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:56,333 We know that HulkKing is admin on Intelligencia, 70 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:58,708 but the site security is annoyingly airtight. 71 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:02,041 I've looked into the platform, and it's owned by several shell companies 72 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:04,458 that are operating outside of US jurisdiction. 73 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:08,208 Which... How am I supposed to sue these guys if I don't know who they are? 74 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:11,791 {\an8}Okay, look. Intelligencia is made up of exclusively dumb dudes. 75 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:13,208 {\an8}One of them will slip up, 76 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:15,791 and they will give us information to track them down. 77 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:19,583 Then we will find them, and we will destroy them by any and all means. 78 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:20,666 Legally. 79 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:22,291 I said, "By any and all means." 80 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:26,375 No, I am going to sue them for defamation and invasion of privacy 81 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,666 and get them charged with unauthorized access 82 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,916 - to a protected computer. - Ugh. Boring. 83 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,666 If you wanna be all Jen Walters about it, that's cool. 84 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,416 Okay. I actually found this guy... 85 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,125 - Sweetie! - One second. Food. Hello. 86 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:40,083 I'm packing up treats for you to take home with you. 87 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:42,375 - Including black and white cookies? - Yeah. 88 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,500 Thank you. 89 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:47,000 You also might get a kick out of this video that Jen and her friends 90 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,583 - made in law school. - No, Mom! 91 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:51,625 - It's my mission in life to see this! - No! No! No! 92 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:55,208 Out! We have work to do. Don't watch it. 93 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:57,500 When will this work be out of my living room? 94 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:01,250 Once I get justice for what's happened. I can't do that if you're hovering. 95 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,125 Okay! Sheesh. 96 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:05,083 - Send that to me, please? - Already did. 97 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:08,791 Goodbye, Mom. I am suing both of you for emotional distress. 98 00:06:09,208 --> 00:06:10,416 - Oh, boy. - Intimately. 99 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,791 - Jen. - That's correct. 100 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:13,875 {\an8}We worked together at the DA's office, 101 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:17,291 {\an8}and we dated for a significant amount of time. 102 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:21,125 {\an8}And let me tell you, she was psycho way before she got those superpowers. 103 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:23,833 - I blame her grandmother. - Huh? 104 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:31,333 Jennifer! Can you move the big bookcase for me? 105 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:34,833 - I think I want it closer to the window. - No! 106 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:38,500 Oh, that's right. You can't be Girl-Hulk anymore. 107 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:42,416 It's She-Hulk, Mom. Or was. 108 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:44,000 But never again. 109 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:48,750 Which I know is what I said I wanted, but this doesn't feel right. 110 00:06:51,416 --> 00:06:53,583 This isn't even a reluctant superhero story. 111 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:55,250 I'm just getting screwed over. 112 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,791 Is this what you guys want? 113 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:01,333 Jennifer Walters is a woman at a new low. 114 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,875 - She has no fight left. - No, not doing a narrator. 115 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:05,416 We're not that off the rails. 116 00:07:07,666 --> 00:07:09,416 {\an8}"Hey, what you up to?" 117 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:13,166 {\an8}He's AWOL. 118 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,500 {\an8}Emil would understand. 119 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:26,333 {\an8}Mmm. 120 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:30,041 {\an8}Well, he said come anytime. This is a time. 121 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:41,458 I'm not running from my problems. It's a mental health break. 122 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:55,333 Found this vid of She-Hulk in college. 123 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:00,125 Forgive me, Jen, for this transgression. 124 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,750 Oh, hey there, HulkKing. 125 00:08:10,291 --> 00:08:14,958 Okay, well, that was easy. Or am I a genius? 126 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:17,875 "Hell yeah, I'll be there." 127 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:25,708 Pug, are you still here? 128 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:26,875 I need a favor. 129 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,041 Jen. 130 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:39,833 - What a pleasant surprise. - Yeah. I hope this is okay. 131 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:42,083 I need a place to stay for a couple of days. 132 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:43,208 Of course. 133 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:45,083 - I'll set you up with a guest room. - Okay. 134 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,833 - And a hug. - Okay. 135 00:08:48,791 --> 00:08:50,208 {\an8}"Our hearts beat the same. 136 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:53,125 {\an8}"If you say I'm the monster, what does that make you?" 137 00:08:56,125 --> 00:08:57,125 This book sucks. 138 00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:05,583 Okay, we're here. 139 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:07,916 Pug, you need to go in and mingle, okay? 140 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,625 Find out all about these dweebs. Don't fret. I'll be on the phone with you. 141 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:15,000 Won't it look suspicious that I'm walking around with an earbud in? 142 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,125 Trust me, you're not the only one. Okay? 143 00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:18,583 Please, don't make me do this. 144 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:21,416 You have to, okay? You gotta blend in with these trolls. 145 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:24,000 And remember to always refer to women as females. 146 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,208 Jen's life is on the line, okay? 147 00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:30,083 So, I need you to get your head in the game, buddy! 148 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:32,166 Off you go. Thank you. 149 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,250 You didn't get that it was a good movie. 150 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:37,791 - Sit your sweet ass down. Let me explain. - Stop stalling, all right? 151 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:40,375 - Talk to people. - It's coming in real choppy. 152 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:43,541 - Don't pretend like you can't hear me. - No. Reception here sucks. 153 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,208 Okay, so walk around. 154 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,583 Why does there even need to be a She-Hulk? 155 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,208 It's not like there's a He-Hulk. 156 00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:51,291 And Lady Thor? 157 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,416 - Hey, guys, she just sucks, okay? - Yes. 158 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,583 I'm not saying that because she's a female. 159 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:57,958 I would have the same criticisms if she was a man. 160 00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:59,291 Yeah, too many emotions. 161 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:00,625 Come on, Pug, talk to them. 162 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:02,750 ...no one's allowed to make jokes anymore. 163 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,750 - Nope. Can't do it, Nikki. - Yes, you can. 164 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:05,875 Let's do it, Pug. 165 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:07,375 Okay. Come on, Pug. Be gross. 166 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,541 - Females, am I right? - MAN 1: Yeah, man. 167 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,541 MAN 2: Yes. Yes, you are. MAN 3: Yeah. 168 00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:16,250 Mother Pugger. 169 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:18,750 Todd Phelps? 170 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,833 Todd? Oh, wait, that tracks. 171 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:23,000 Man, of course you're one of us. 172 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,416 Come here, man. 173 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,083 Huh? 174 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,458 Yeah? 175 00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:30,416 Welcome, bro. I'm so happy that you're here. 176 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:33,375 Yeah. Me, too. So happy. 177 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:35,916 This guy rules, all right? 178 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,375 You heard it from me first. 179 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,875 He rules and he's hot. 180 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,291 MAN 1: I'd smash you. MAN 2: What? 181 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,875 - And let's be honest, okay? - Come on. 182 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,541 He knows what I'm talking about. 183 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,375 - Is She-Hulk better than the Hulk? - No. 184 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:49,250 Is she as strong as him? Is she as smart as him? 185 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,541 - No. - No! 186 00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:53,250 She wouldn't even have her powers without him, right? 187 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,875 So, why do we have to act like she earned everything? 188 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:57,041 Here's where I'm at. 189 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,541 Superpowers should go to the best person for the job. 190 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:00,708 - Right? - Exactly. 191 00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:02,208 - Right? - Yeah, totally. 192 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:04,041 Say she got everything through nepotism. 193 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,875 She got everything through nepotism. 194 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,833 Yeah, exactly. 195 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,791 That's what I'm sayin', dude. 196 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,208 Think she boned Holliway? 197 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,375 - That's their boss. - Oh. 198 00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:15,375 - Did she? - Say yes! 199 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,500 Yes. 200 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,833 Like you're mad about it. 201 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,333 Yeah, and it pisses me off. 202 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,250 - Yeah! - Yes. 203 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,750 Pug, we are vibing, my man. 204 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,083 Gross. Keep him talking about something relevant. 205 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,500 How did you get involved with this group here? 206 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:33,958 Dude, I created Intelligencia. 207 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:35,833 I'm HulkKing. 208 00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:38,041 Oh, my God. 209 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:41,791 Oh, come on. 210 00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,583 It's okay. He can improvise. 211 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:47,958 The guy can't improv. 212 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,625 Come on, everyone! Let's circle up. 213 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,125 Let's get it together, right? 214 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,166 I'm really proud of us for hacking She-Hulk's phone... 215 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,375 Yeah. 216 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:59,125 ...because we showed the world what a real monster she is. 217 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:02,708 But we also showed them that we're not just talk... 218 00:12:02,708 --> 00:12:05,458 - Yeah! - We're real action, 219 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,083 and we're just getting started. 220 00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:09,208 Yeah! 221 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,916 Let's go! 222 00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:15,958 Hi. 223 00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:17,083 Hey, Jen. 224 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:20,458 You look like you could use a cup of tea and a friend's ear. 225 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:21,541 Yeah. 226 00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,875 Saracen got me into this Pu'er tea, 227 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:27,416 but you gotta watch him 'cause he likes to slip in chicken blood. 228 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:33,375 Thanks. Yeah, but I don't think anybody could really understand 229 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:34,958 what I'm going through, 230 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:38,125 except Emil since he went through the exact same thing. 231 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,958 Someone's cooking up one heck of a group-share tomorrow. 232 00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:43,375 I think I'd rather just talk to Emil about this. 233 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,833 - Where is he? - He's down in the lodge. 234 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,458 Some private event down there. 235 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:48,541 Thanks. 236 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,083 Hmm. Kind of miss the chicken blood. 237 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:56,375 I would like to introduce our very special guest speaker. 238 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,583 He cost a ton, so you'd better cheer. 239 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:02,791 Give it up for the Abomination! 240 00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:10,958 Thank you. Thank you. 241 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,375 Nice to meet you all. 242 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:18,458 Welcome to the Summer Twilight's Lodge. 243 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:23,625 It's really an honor to be your humble life coach for the evening. 244 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:28,875 I hear your group has all been making amazing progress. 245 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,750 Every single person seizing their goal. Am I right? 246 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,041 Yeah! 247 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:42,708 Todd has told me that you were all unsatisfied with your place in the world. 248 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,916 - Yeah. - Don't ask permission! 249 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,083 Do not ask permission! 250 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:50,583 Be powerful! 251 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,250 You are the only boss. 252 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,458 Yeah! 253 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,333 Emil? 254 00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:57,541 Jennifer. 255 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,250 Jen Walters. 256 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,208 Todd, what are you doing here? 257 00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:06,583 Actually, I don't care. 258 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:09,333 Emil, you've been transforming into the Abomination? 259 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,416 Uh, yeah, I do speaking engagements. Nothing bad. 260 00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:13,708 Strictly for profit. 261 00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:15,041 I vouched for you. 262 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:18,791 Jen, I'm sorry that you're upset. 263 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,333 Was there a real apology in there that I missed? 264 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,291 Nikki? What are you doing here? 265 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,958 We need to get out of here. 266 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,666 These guys are Intelligencia. 267 00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:31,791 Todd created the site. He's HulkKing. 268 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,250 - You're HulkKing? - No doi! 269 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,750 You remember your attractive date, Josh? 270 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,791 You think the sex tape was the worst part. 271 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,375 I hired him to seduce you and steal your blood. 272 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,833 - Oh! - Wait. What are you talking about? 273 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:49,041 Steal my blood? 274 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:53,541 My team also synthesized your blood, so it could safely give me all the powers 275 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:54,875 you never should've been given 276 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,791 - in the first place. - Yeah! 277 00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:00,000 See, I didn't just get handed superpowers. 278 00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:02,916 I had to earn them. 279 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,958 This is not gonna work, right? 280 00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:11,166 We're not actually doing this? 281 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,750 Why isn't it... 282 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,125 Ugh! Gross. 283 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:27,041 This can't possibly be where this season was going. 284 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,666 Yeah, come at me, bro. 285 00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:42,125 Surprise, losers. I'm out of here, man. 286 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:45,166 Come on. Titania, too? This isn't messy enough? 287 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,875 God! Does that bitch ever use a door? 288 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,000 You! 289 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,208 Jen, watch out! 290 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,541 Emil! 291 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,125 Get her! 292 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,166 Stop! 293 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,583 - Bruce? - Let go of my cousin, asshole. 294 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,833 It's not what you think. 295 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,666 Is this necessary? 296 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,125 What is even happening here? 297 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:08,416 - No. Uh-uh. - Nope. 298 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:13,166 This is a mess. None of these storylines make any sense. 299 00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:15,958 Is this working for you? 300 00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,666 {\an8}Hey, what do you think you're doing? 301 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,166 {\an8}This menu is not gonna stop me. 302 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,041 {\an8}Just gonna break this inhibitor real quick. 303 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,083 {\an8}All right, let's see here. 304 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,166 No. 305 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,041 Uh... No! 306 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,500 Ah! Marvel: Assembled. That'll do. 307 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,666 MAN 1: So, tell me about the Infinity Gauntlet. It's amazing. 308 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,458 MAN 2: So back when we were working on the first Thor movie, 309 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,750 they had come to me and asked me to make a gauntlet. 310 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,958 Guys, what do we get if the entirety of the second season 311 00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,666 is one extended dream sequence? 312 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,666 WRITER 1: I love that idea. WRITER 2: That's the one. 313 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,208 Isn't she supposed to have an inhibitor? 314 00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:29,791 Hey. Is everything okay? 315 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,291 What the hell, you guys? 316 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,375 What kind of stupid finale is this? 317 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:37,000 We thought it'd be really cool, and like unexpected. 318 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,708 Yeah, like fun, kind of with a twist. 319 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:39,791 A twist? 320 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:43,625 The bad guy steals my blood in order to give himself superpowers. 321 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,458 Where did you come up with that original idea? 322 00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,291 Was that from every other superhero story ever? 323 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:54,041 There are certain things that are supposed to happen in a superhero story. 324 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,500 Exactly. 325 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,291 Why don't we just do things our own way? 326 00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,916 - This is the story that K.E.V.I.N. wants. - Yeah. 327 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,041 Okay, then I wanna talk to Kevin. 328 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,541 No one talks to K.E.V.I.N. 329 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,333 K.E.V.I.N.'s value is immeasurable, okay? 330 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,500 Yes. You'll never even get close to him. 331 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,833 I would murder you to protect K.E.V.I.N. 332 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,958 Okay, this is very creepy. 333 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,458 The way you're talking about him, it's not healthy. 334 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,916 I'm going to go talk to Kevin now. 335 00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:37,125 Oh, wow, She-Hulk. 336 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,708 I'm here to see Kevin. It's urgent. 337 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,458 Okay, great. 338 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,833 I'll just have you sign our nondisclosure agreement, 339 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,083 and then have a seat. 340 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,916 I've got She-Hulk here. 341 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,083 For K.E.V.I.N. 342 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,833 Why make me sign if you were gonna do that? 343 00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,458 Everyone has to sign the NDA. 344 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,041 Bye-bye now. 345 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:37,916 That's my secret, Cap. 346 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,875 - Whoa! - I'm always angry. 347 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:41,916 What is this? 348 00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,708 Hello, Jennifer. 349 00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:51,458 Kevin? 350 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:55,291 It stands for "Knowledge Enhanced Visual Interconnectivity Nexus." 351 00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,500 Were you expecting a man? 352 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:02,458 Yeah. Why would I expect a giant AI brain and not a man? 353 00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:06,291 Wait. So, you're the one who's making all the decisions here? 354 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:10,916 I will answer your questions, but you must transform back to Jennifer. 355 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,041 Why? 356 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,666 You are very expensive. 357 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:14,750 Oh, sure. 358 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,916 But wait until the camera is off you. 359 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,166 The visual effects team has moved on to another project. 360 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,041 - Okay. - There. Do it now. 361 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,333 - Better? - Thank you. 362 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:30,541 And to answer your question... Yes, I make the decisions. 363 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:34,708 I possess the most advanced entertainment algorithm in the world, 364 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,958 and it produces near-perfect products. 365 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,541 Near-perfect? 366 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,291 Some are better than others, 367 00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:42,708 but I leave that debate up to the Internet. 368 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:46,083 Well, Kevin, I'm not happy with what's happening in my story. 369 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,916 You do not get to choose. 370 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Why not? It's my show. 371 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,208 Incorrect. It's K-E-V-I-N's show. 372 00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:56,708 Well, regardless of creative ownership, 373 00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,625 can we agree that it is a legal comedy? 374 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,833 If that's what you prefer to call it. 375 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,125 Then I would like to give my closing argument. 376 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,833 Oh, ha-ha, I see what you did there. 377 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,125 You may proceed. 378 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:09,666 Thank you. 379 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:16,791 The Marvel Cinematic Universe is known 380 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,625 for its big spectacles and high-stakes plotlines, 381 00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:24,583 but it's often said that Marvel movies all end the same way... 382 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,208 Wait, who's saying that? 383 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:30,000 Perhaps, this is a result of following some unwritten rule 384 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,458 that you have to throw a bunch of plot, and flash, 385 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:38,166 and a whole blood thing that seems super suspiciously close 386 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:41,666 to Super Soldier Serum at the audience in the climax. 387 00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:44,208 I propose we don't have to do that. 388 00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:45,708 Huh. 389 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,791 It distracts from the story, which is that my life fell apart 390 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,750 right when I was learning to be both Jen and She-Hulk. 391 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,708 Those are my stakes, K.E.V.I.N. 392 00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:00,541 The K-E-V-I-N is processing this new data. 393 00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,375 What is the ending you propose? 394 00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:08,375 Well, can we not do "Todd gets Hulk powers"? 395 00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:11,166 Like, the powers aren't the villain. He is. 396 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,708 Erasing blood plot. 397 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:17,833 And Bruce swooping down from literal outer space to save the day in my story? 398 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:18,958 Uh-uh. 399 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:22,208 But Bruce is supposed to return to explain what he was doing... 400 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,166 No. We don't need to hear any of that. 401 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,916 But we were going to introduce... 402 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,250 Save it for the movie. 403 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,458 Recalculating. And Abomination? 404 00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:33,458 After all that, I just want him to hold himself accountable. 405 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,375 Um... Okay. 406 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,416 And enough with this angsty nighttime. 407 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,375 Let's do this big climax in daylight. 408 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,416 - Yeah. - Are we done here? 409 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:47,541 Oh, would not mind seeing Daredevil again. A woman has needs. 410 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:50,708 Historically, we've been light in that department. 411 00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:54,000 - Oh! While I've got you here... - Oh, wait, you are sitting? 412 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,791 What's with all the daddy issues? 413 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,791 - We got Tony Stark. Daddy issues. - Jen. 414 00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:01,458 Thor. Daddy issues. Loki. Same daddy, same issues. 415 00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:05,000 - Oh, boy. - Star-Lord. Two daddies, two issues. 416 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,500 Jen, please stop. 417 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,166 And when are we getting the X-Men? 418 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,875 I cannot tell you that. 419 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,166 Okay, back to She-Hulk. 420 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,541 I have thoughts about Season 2's direction. 421 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,750 You will not be able to access the K-E-V-I-N again. 422 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,708 - What? - That error on our platform 423 00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:19,791 has been fixed. 424 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:20,875 Th... 425 00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:22,708 - That's it? We're done? - That's it? 426 00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:25,875 You obliterated the thrilling ending K-E-V-I-N formulated. 427 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,708 Yeah, that's what Hulks do. 428 00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:32,041 We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings. I smash fourth walls and bad endings. 429 00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,541 And sometimes, Matt Murdock. 430 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:36,291 Okay, now get back to the show. 431 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:37,708 See you on the big screen. 432 00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,666 - Really? - No. 433 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,625 Oh, whatever, K.E.V.I.N. 434 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:46,083 Should I transform back or is it... 435 00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,333 What's the most budget-friendly way to do this? 436 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,083 Hey, Titaniacs. 437 00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:52,125 - So, I just destroyed... - Todd! 438 00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:54,291 OMG, you guys. 439 00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,125 We are about to witness a murder. 440 00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:58,166 Now I'm ready to deal with you. 441 00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,625 This is amazing. 442 00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:01,708 Just do it. 443 00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:08,125 I'll see you in court, 444 00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:10,333 babe. 445 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:11,708 Look, I didn't mean to... 446 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,458 Jen, I'm here to help. 447 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:18,500 Hey, Daredevil! You missed it. 448 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,208 We're done. I'm sorry. 449 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,625 Everything? Oh, man. 450 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:24,958 It was great, though, and I'm happy to see you. 451 00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:26,541 Oh. Thanks. 452 00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:28,083 - Happy to see you, too. - Okay. 453 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,500 Oh, my God. Did they hook up? Are they a thing? 454 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,375 Yeah. Just take it down a notch, Pug. 455 00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:33,916 I'm gonna go. One sec. 456 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,041 Sure. 457 00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:37,458 Hi, Daredevil. 458 00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,458 All right, as your legal counsel, 459 00:24:40,666 --> 00:24:44,666 if you sign this, you go back to prison for ten years for parole violation. 460 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,833 Yep. It's the karmic price I pay for my actions. 461 00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:51,250 Well, maybe you can write some haikus about it. 462 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:52,750 Sarcasm? 463 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,208 Can't wait to read them. 464 00:25:10,708 --> 00:25:12,500 Why shouldn't I have my own currency? 465 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,916 Go ahead. You can't. 466 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,916 Now, Matt, Jen tells me you have your own practice. 467 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,583 Yeah, in Hell's Kitchen. 468 00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,458 Hear that, Rebecca? His own practice. 469 00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:24,333 Hell's Kitchen doesn't sound like a very nice area. 470 00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,958 It's not glamorous, but I grew up there. 471 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,916 I always wanted to help those who can't afford legal services. 472 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,416 So, you don't make much money. 473 00:25:32,291 --> 00:25:35,166 Aunt Rebecca, you don't ask people how much money they make. 474 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,833 It's fine. I don't do it for the money. 475 00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:39,333 - But you do make some money, right? - Dad! 476 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:41,833 It's very expensive raising kids in LA. 477 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,958 He's staying for a week. 478 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,250 I didn't expect this conversation to go this way. 479 00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,083 Matt, I'm gonna tell you right now, 480 00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:51,583 every conversation is going in that direction, so buckle up. 481 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,791 I really am. I'm just visiting. 482 00:25:54,125 --> 00:25:55,708 Why not stay? 483 00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:57,291 Um, well... 484 00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,416 Why not help with the hamburgers? 485 00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:01,833 So, I would like for you to taste my... 486 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,916 Um... 487 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,166 - Jen, I could use a co-counsel here. - I got ya. 488 00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,041 - I think that... - Welcome to my life. 489 00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:10,541 Hey, everyone. 490 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:11,750 Whoa-ho! 491 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,208 What's up? Hold on. 492 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:16,958 Cousin. Bruce. 493 00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:20,625 I know I've been away on Sakaar for a while. 494 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:22,125 I'll tell you all about it. 495 00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:23,291 But first, 496 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,208 I have someone here that I'd like you all to meet. 497 00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:29,541 This is my son, Skaar. 498 00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:32,083 Bruce! Bruce! 499 00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:33,541 What's up with the space thing? 500 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:34,708 Hi, honey! 501 00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:35,833 Wow, your family. 502 00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:36,958 You know about this? 503 00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:39,916 In light of a criminal conspiracy, 504 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,958 She-Hulk, the superpowered woman, cousin of the Hulk 505 00:26:42,958 --> 00:26:44,958 is cleared of her previous conviction. 506 00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,083 She-Hulk! 507 00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:49,833 Can you share details about your lawsuit against Todd Phelps and Intelligencia? 508 00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:53,166 People like Todd Phelps have to be held responsible for their actions. 509 00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:57,250 The message is that if you attack, harm, or harass innocent people, 510 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,500 I'm coming for you. 511 00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:00,916 Do you mean in a courtroom or as a superhero? 512 00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:04,583 Both. 513 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:07,458 Tell our viewers, who are you wearing today? 514 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:08,583 Okay. 515 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,083 The Difficult Diva of Law herself. 516 00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:06,708 You took your time. 517 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:09,208 Emil, my apologies for the delay. 518 00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,666 You got sucked in another show, didn't you? 519 00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:16,625 We're really in an era of Peak TV. Do you have all your things? 520 00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:19,166 Yeah. What's the guest policy at Kamar-Taj? 521 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:20,833 Shared fridge? 522 00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:22,583 We're kind of all one with everything. 523 00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:25,041 - What about Wi-Fi? - We have Wi-Fi.