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(危險)

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珍妮花華特斯女士,律師、千禧世代

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尋找平衡事業和私生活的方法

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意外地受帶伽瑪輻射的血液感染

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身體產生化學轉變

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現在當珍妮花華特斯生氣、發怒

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就會觸發驚人變身

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那怪物受暴怒驅動

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被鍵盤戰士追擊

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(變形王:變形女俠好笨!)

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(回覆:你就笨)

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不要惹怒我,你不會喜歡我發怒的樣子

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她受挑釁,大鬧一番

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令她被送進監獄

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現在人人只看到她內藏的

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狂暴精神

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{\an8}《變形的野蠻女俠》

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各位

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老友

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你怎樣?

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我還好,你們聯絡到布斯?

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我們留了好多口訊

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我語氣算好冷靜

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考慮到我是打給變形俠醫本人

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-講正題吧!
-好!

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要查出每個盜取我個人資料的人

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要檢控他們...

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等等,不要理他們!要談你件案

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這是針對性攻擊,他們必須負責

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你中了他們計

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我火遮眼!

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誰在那情況下都會

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你不是一般人,是個失控變形俠

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所有證人只看到這點

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我們可揀認罪協議

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檢察官同意不提告

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條件是什麼?

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嘿!

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慘!乖女,沒事的

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-每日都有人坐監
-每日

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(再見律師)

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我偷了所有食物飲品

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放入你部車,報復這公司

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謝謝

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但我會繼續在這裡打工,因為人工好

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大家不用擔心我

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多謝幫忙

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我們永遠撐你,珍

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{\an8}變形俠醫的表妹,外號變形女俠

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{\an8}從拘留設施放出來了

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{\an8}協議條件

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{\an8}禁止珍妮花華特斯再做變形女俠...

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{\an8}一名希望保持匿名的鄰居擔心...

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-有不穩定的超人類...
-不穩定?

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-住在隔籬
-變形女俠!

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他們在我屋外?

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不好意思,珍華特斯

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你想評論失去超能力的事?

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珍,如果你一直失業

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你隨時可搬回來

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-謝謝,爹哋
-當然了

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但我的健身用品在你房間
我每朝7點就操練

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你該陪我,健身拍檔

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會好過癮

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她來了!

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-珍妮花,有計劃去復康中心?
-嘿!

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遠離我片草地!

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我不在乎旱災,我的水壓夠射幾日

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(律政俏佳人!)

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不!只要梳打水、火雞治、薯條和番石榴

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對!我想看BB相,艾琳

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謝謝,天呀!我鍾意艾琳

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好,有什麼情報給我?

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調查那班人的身份毫無進展

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變形王是智將網的管理員

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(智將網)

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但個網保安好嚴密

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我查過那平台,由幾間空殼公司持有

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在美國以外註冊

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我不知他們是誰,如何提告?

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{\an8}智將網裡面全是蠢人

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{\an8}(雞仔)

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{\an8}總有個會出差錯

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給我們足以追蹤他們的情報

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到時就找出他們,用一切手段摧毀他們

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合法手段

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我說「用一切手段」

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不,我會告他們破壞名譽及侵犯私隱

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要他們被控未經授權入侵

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-受保護的電腦
-沉悶

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你想用珍華特斯手法去做,無所謂

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好,我發現那人...

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-甜心!
-等一下,有食物!嗨!

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我打包了些點心給你帶回家

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-包括黑白曲奇?
-對

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謝謝

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你應該會喜歡這條片,是珍和朋友

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-在法學院拍的
-不,媽咪!

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-看這條片是我畢生使命!
-不!

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出去!我們有事要辦,不要看

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幾時不再在我客廳辦事?

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等我討回公道,你行出行入我做不到

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好!夠了!

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-請傳給我?
-已傳了

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拜拜,媽咪!我會告你兩個造成情緒困擾

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-攞命
-親密

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-珍
-對

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{\an8}我們在地檢署做同事

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{\an8}拍拖好一段時間

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{\an8}話你知,她未有超能力前已是個癲婆

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我怪她祖母

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珍妮花!幫我搬那大書櫃?

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-我想更近窗口
-不!

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對了,你不能再做變形俠女

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是變形女俠,媽咪!本來是

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但不再是了

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我知我講過想這樣,但感覺不妥

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這甚至不是被迫做超級英雄的故事

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純粹是講我折墮

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你們想這樣?

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珍妮花華特斯陷入人生新低點

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-她不再有鬥心
-不要旁白

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我們未至於那麼離譜

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{\an8}「嘿!你點呀?」

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{\an8}(發給布斯班拿-未能傳送)

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{\an8}他失蹤了

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{\an8}伊苗會明白

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{\an8}(發給伊苗邦士基)

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{\an8}(伊苗,仍歡迎我來住幾日?)

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{\an8}(未能傳送)

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{\an8}他說隨時來,現在正是時候

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我不是逃避問題,是為精神健康休息一下

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(完成...100%)

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找到變形女俠大學時的影片

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{\an8}(智將網)

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{\an8}(變形女俠在大學跳戇居舞)

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珍,原諒我踩過界

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(建立帖子)

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(史詩式發現:今晚私人聚會,詳情如下
-變形王)

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你好,變形王

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真簡單,或者我是天才?

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「好,我會到」

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(好片!希望聚會上見到你,兄弟!)

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巴哥,你仍在?

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我要你幫忙

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珍

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-真是意外驚喜
-是,希望不算唐突

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我要找個地方住兩日

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當然可以

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-我幫你安排客房
-好

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-擁抱一下
-好

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{\an8}(《深沉俳句》,作者伊苗邦士基)

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{\an8}「你我心跳同」

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{\an8}「若你說我是怪物,你又是什麼?」

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這本書好爛

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好,到了

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巴哥,你要進去融入其中

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查出那些獨男的一切
不用愁,我會用電話幫你

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戴住耳機行來行去不可疑?

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信我,不會只有你這樣

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求你不要逼我做

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你一定要,混入那群鍵盤戰士

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記住,提起女人要講「女性」

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事關珍的人生

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我要你投入,老友!

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你去吧!謝謝

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你看不懂,那是好片

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-坐低,等我解釋
-不要拖延了

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-找人談
-訊號好弱

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-不要扮聽不到
-不,這裡接收好差

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那就試試走位

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為何需要有變形女俠?

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又沒有變形男俠

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仲有女雷神?

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-老友,她好廢
-對

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我不是因為她是女性才那樣說

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就算她是男的我也會說同一番話

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對,太多情緒

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快!巴哥,和他們談

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誰都不准再開玩笑了

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-辦不到,麗琪
-你可以的

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去做,巴哥

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好!加油,巴哥!要噁心

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-女性,對吧?
-對,老友

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-你說得對
-對

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媽的巴哥

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托德菲爾普斯?

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托德?等等,那講得通

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老友,你當然是我們一份子

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過來,老友

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對?

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歡迎,兄弟!好高興你來

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對!我也是,好高興

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這條友好堅

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是我先告訴大家的

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他好堅又好型

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-我會搞壞你
-吓?

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-大家坦白吧?
-來吧!

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他知我在說什麼

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-變形女俠好過變形俠醫?
-不

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她夠他強?她夠他醒目?

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-不
-不!

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沒有他,她根本不會有超能力

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為何要當那一切是她爭取的?

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我的意思是

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超能力該屬於最稱職的人

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-對吧?
-百分百

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-對?
-完全是

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說她靠親戚得到一切

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她靠親戚得到一切

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對,百分百

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我就是那樣說,老友

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你估她上了哈洛威?

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那是他們的波士

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-有嗎?
-說有!

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有

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說那令你激氣

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有,那令我火滾

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-對!
-對

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巴哥,我們好夾

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噁心!引他繼續講相關的事

222
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你怎會加入這個小組?

223
00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:34,000
老友,是我創造智將網

224
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我是變形王

225
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天呀!

226
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搞錯!

227
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沒事的,他識執生

228
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他不懂執生

229
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快,大家!圍埋一齊

230
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我們聚一聚

231
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,250
我好自豪,我們入侵了變形女俠的手機...

232
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對

233
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我們向世界展示了她是真正的怪物

234
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但也展示了我們不只得把口...

235
00:12:02,708 --> 00:12:05,458
-對!
-我們有行動

236
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,083
而我們才剛開始

237
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對!

238
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加油!

239
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嗨!

240
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嘿!珍!

241
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:20,458
你看來需要飲杯茶和向朋友傾訴

242
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:21,541
對

243
00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,875
撒拉遜令我迷上普洱茶

244
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:27,375
但你要睇住他,他鍾意加雞血

245
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:33,375
謝謝,但我不認為有人會真的明白

246
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:34,958
我的處境

247
00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:38,125
除了伊苗,他有過相同經歷

248
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,958
有人在為明天的小組分享熱身

249
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我想和伊苗單獨談

250
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,833
-他在哪裡?
-他在下面間木屋

251
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,500
那裡有個私人活動

252
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謝謝

253
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,125
有點懷念雞血味

254
00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:56,458
我想介紹一位特別講者

255
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,666
他收得好貴,所以你們最好歡呼

256
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:02,875
鼓掌歡迎惡煞!

257
00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:10,958
謝謝

258
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,916
好高興認識大家

259
00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:18,208
歡迎光臨夏日暮光小木屋

260
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:23,666
好榮幸今晚可以做各位的人生教練

261
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:28,875
聽講這小組的各位都進展良好

262
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人人都抓緊自己的目標,對吧?

263
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對!

264
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:42,708
托德說你們都不滿自己在世界的位置

265
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,958
-對
-不要徵求許可!

266
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不要徵求許可!

267
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:50,583
要強大!

268
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,250
自己才是波士

269
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對!

270
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,333
伊苗?

271
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珍妮花

272
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,250
珍華特斯

273
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,208
托德,你怎會在這裡?

274
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其實我不在乎

275
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:09,333
伊苗,你一直有變成惡煞?

276
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,416
是!做演講,不是壞事

277
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:13,708
只為賺錢

278
00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:15,041
我替你做擔保

279
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:18,791
珍!對不起,令你不開心

280
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,333
你真心道歉?我聽不出!

281
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,208
麗琪?你怎會來?

282
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:27,958
我們要馬上離開

283
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,666
這群人就是智將網

284
00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:31,791
托德創造那個網,他是變形王

285
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,250
-你是變形王?
-不必多講!

286
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,750
記得你約會的型男...莊殊?

287
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,791
你以為條性愛片最難受

288
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,375
是我請他去勾引你和偷你的血

289
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:47,833
等等,你在說什麼?

290
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:48,750
偷我的血?

291
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:53,541
我隊人合成了你的血
令我可安全得到那些能力

292
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:54,875
你從一開始

293
00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,791
-就配不起的能力
-對!

294
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,875
看!我不是被賦與超能力

295
00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:02,916
我要爭取的

296
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,958
不會有效吧?

297
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:11,166
真的做這種事?

298
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,208
為何不...

299
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,041
噁心

300
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,958
這不可能是今季的發展方向

301
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,666
好!放馬過來

302
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:40,750
意外驚喜!廢柴!

303
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,250
我要離開,老友

304
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:45,166
搞錯!仲有泰坦妮亞?嫌未夠亂?

305
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,875
天呀!條八婆識用門?

306
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,000
你!

307
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,208
珍,睇住!

308
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:50,541
伊苗!

309
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,125
捉住她!

310
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:55,166
停手!

311
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,583
-布斯?
-放開我表妹,賤人

312
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,833
不是你想的那樣

313
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,666
有需要這樣?

314
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,125
究竟發生什麼了?

315
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,291
-不
-不要

316
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:13,166
太亂了!所有劇情都講不通

317
00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:15,958
你們受落?

318
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,666
{\an8}喂!你以為你在做什麼?

319
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,166
{\an8}這個選單阻不了我

320
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,458
{\an8}等我快手破壞抑制器

321
00:16:27,791 --> 00:16:30,083
{\an8}好,來看看

322
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,041
不

323
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,041
不!

324
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,500
《創作大本營》,掂

325
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,666
告訴我無限手套的事,好妙

326
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,458
早在我們拍首集《雷神》時...

327
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,750
他們找我,叫我製作手套

328
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:13,041
(變形女俠製作組)

329
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,958
各位,如果第2季完全是

330
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,666
一個漫長的夢又怎樣?

331
00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:20,750
-我鍾意這構思
-正!

332
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,208
她不是該戴住抑制器?

333
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:29,791
嘿!一切妥當?

334
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,291
你們搞什麼鬼?

335
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,375
這是什麼蠢結局?

336
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:37,000
我們認為那樣好型兼出乎意料

337
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,833
對!過癮又峰迴路轉

338
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:39,791
峰迴路轉?

339
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:43,625
壞人偷了我的血令自己有超能力

340
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,458
你們從哪裡得到這原創構思?

341
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,291
來自每個超級英雄故事?

342
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:54,041
有些事例必在超級英雄故事內發生

343
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,125
正是

344
00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:58,291
為何不能有自己的作風?

345
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,916
-這是奇雲想要的故事
-對

346
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,041
好,那我想和奇雲談

347
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,541
誰都不能和奇雲談

348
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,333
奇雲的價值無可估計

349
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,375
對,你根本不能接近他

350
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,833
我會為了保護奇雲殺掉你

351
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,958
好,這太詭異

352
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,458
你們提起他時的口吻並不健康

353
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,916
我會去找奇雲談

354
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,125
哇!變形女俠

355
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,708
我要見奇雲,是急事

356
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:41,458
好極

357
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,916
我要你簽保密協議

358
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
然後坐一陣

359
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,916
變形女俠來了

360
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,041
找奇雲

361
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:53,083
(本人同意:珍華特斯)

362
00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,833
你會那樣做,為何又要我簽紙?

363
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,458
人人都要簽保密協議

364
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,041
拜拜了

365
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:37,916
我有秘訣,隊長

366
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:39,875
我隨時都憤怒

367
00:19:40,541 --> 00:19:41,750
這是什麼?

368
00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,708
你好,珍妮花

369
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:51,458
奇雲?

370
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:55,291
全名是「奇妙雲端超智視覺互連樞紐」

371
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,500
你預期會見到人?

372
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:02,458
對!我怎會預期見到巨型人工智能
而不是人?

373
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:06,291
等等!是你做所有決策的?

374
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:10,916
我會回答你,但你要先變回珍妮花

375
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,041
為什麼?

376
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,666
你好貴

377
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:14,750
當然了

378
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,916
但等鏡頭不拍你才變

379
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,166
視效組正在忙其他項目了

380
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,833
-好
-現在做

381
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,333
-好些了?
-謝謝

382
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:30,541
答你個問題...對,是我做決策

383
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:34,708
我有世上最先進的娛樂演算法

384
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,958
製作出幾乎完美的產品

385
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,541
幾乎完美?

386
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,291
有些好過其他

387
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:42,708
但我任網民去辯論

388
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:46,083
奇雲,我不滿我個故事的發展

389
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,916
輪不到你揀

390
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000
為何不?我是個劇的主角

391
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,208
錯,這個劇由奇雲做主

392
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:56,708
先不管創作的所有權

393
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,625
我們都同意這是律政喜劇吧?

394
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,833
如果你喜歡那樣稱呼它

395
00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,125
那我想做我的結案陳詞

396
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:06,916
我看出你做什麼了

397
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,125
你可以繼續

398
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:09,583
謝謝

399
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,791
Marvel 電影宇宙出名

400
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,625
有大場面和劇情涉及重大危機

401
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:24,583
但常有人說 Marvel 電影的 結局都一樣...

402
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,208
等等,誰說的?

403
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:30,000
或者那是由於不成文規定

404
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,458
要你加入大量情節,要夠激

405
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:38,166
那偷血橋段恐怕太似

406
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:41,666
超級戰士血清的高潮戲

407
00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:44,208
我提議不必那樣做

408
00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:48,791
那令故事失焦,重點是我人生在崩潰

409
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,750
當時我正學習做珍和變形女俠

410
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,708
那是我的切身危機,奇雲

411
00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:00,541
奇雲正在處理新資料

412
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,375
你提議結局要怎樣?

413
00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:08,375
不要做「托德得到變形力量」?

414
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:11,166
邪惡的不是超能力,是他

415
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,708
刪去偷血橋段

416
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:18,375
還有布斯從外太空殺到
在我的故事救我?

417
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:22,208
但布斯該回來解釋他做什麼...

418
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,166
不,大家不需要聽

419
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,916
但我們會介紹...

420
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,250
留給電影

421
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,458
重新計算,那惡煞呢?

422
00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:33,458
經過那一切,我覺得他該為自己負責

423
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,375
好

424
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:37,416
這種鬱悶夜晚也夠了

425
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,375
將高潮戲放在日間吧!

426
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,416
-好
-完未?

427
00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:47,541
我不介意再見到夜魔俠,女士有需要

428
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:50,666
我們在那方面的往績較少

429
00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:54,000
-趁我在...
-等等,你坐低?

430
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,791
為何大堆對父親的心結?

431
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,791
-東尼史達,對父親有心結
-珍

432
00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:01,458
托爾,對父親有心結
洛基,同一父親,同樣的心結

433
00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:05,000
-攞命
-星爵!兩個父親,兩個心結

434
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,500
珍,請你停口

435
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,166
幾時先有 X-Men?

436
00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,875
我不能告訴你

437
00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,166
好,講番《變形女俠》

438
00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,541
我對第2季的發展有些想法

439
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,750
你不能再來找奇雲了

440
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,708
-吓?
-我們平台的漏洞

441
00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:19,958
已經修補了

442
00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:22,708
-就這樣?完了?
-就這樣?

443
00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:26,208
你抹除了奇雲計算出的精彩結局

444
00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:27,708
對,那是變形俠的作風

445
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:32,041
我們搞破壞,布斯破壞大廈
我破壞第4面牆和爛結局

446
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,541
有時搞壞馬修梅鐸

447
00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:36,291
好,回去演戲

448
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:37,708
大銀幕上見

449
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,666
-真的?
-不

450
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,625
算數,奇雲

451
00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:46,083
我該變身還是...

452
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,333
怎樣做最慳經費?

453
00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:50,083
嘿!泰粉

454
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:52,125
-我剛毀滅了...
-托德!

455
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:54,291
天呀!大家

456
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,125
我們即將目擊一宗謀殺

457
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:58,166
我準備好應付你了

458
00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,541
精彩

459
00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:01,708
出手啦!

460
00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:08,125
法庭見

461
00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:10,333
寶貝

462
00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:11,708
聽住,我無意...

463
00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:16,708
珍,我來幫忙

464
00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:18,500
夜魔俠,你錯過了

465
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,208
我們搞掂了,抱歉

466
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,625
全部完了?攞命

467
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:24,958
但過程好妙,而我好高興見到你

468
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:26,541
謝謝

469
00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:28,083
-我都高興見到你
-好

470
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,500
天呀!他們搭上了?有一腿?

471
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,375
是!鎮定一點,巴哥

472
00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:33,916
我要行開,等一下

473
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:34,916
當然了

474
00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:37,458
嗨!夜魔俠

475
00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:40,583
好,身為你的法律顧問

476
00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:44,666
我提醒你,簽了這文件
你會因違反假釋入獄10年

477
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,833
這是報應,我要為做的事付代價

478
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:51,250
或者你可為這事寫些俳句詩

479
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:52,750
諷刺口吻?

480
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,208
急不及待想讀

481
00:25:10,708 --> 00:25:12,666
為何我不該有自己的貨幣?

482
00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:13,875
隨便,你不能

483
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,916
馬修,珍說你自己執業

484
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,583
對,在地獄廚房

485
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,458
你聽見?蕾貝卡?他自己執業

486
00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:24,333
地獄廚房聽落不似太安寧

487
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,958
不華麗,但我在那裡長大

488
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,916
我想幫請不起律師的街坊

489
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,416
即是你賺的錢不多

490
00:25:32,291 --> 00:25:35,166
蕾貝卡姨姨,不能問人賺幾多錢

491
00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,833
不要緊,我不是為錢執業

492
00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:39,333
-但你都有錢賺啩?
-爹哋!

493
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:41,833
在洛杉磯養仔好花錢

494
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,958
他只逗留一星期

495
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,250
我估不到會是這種話題

496
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:48,083
馬修,我先告訴你

497
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:51,666
跟住都是這種話題,坐穩

498
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:53,916
我講真,我只是來探訪

499
00:25:54,125 --> 00:25:55,708
為何不留下?

500
00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:57,291
嗯...

501
00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,416
為何不幫忙整漢堡包?

502
00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:01,583
我想你品嚐我的...

503
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,166
-珍,我需要拍檔律師
-我來幫你

504
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,041
-我認為...
-歡迎體驗我的生活

505
00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:10,541
大家好

506
00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:15,208
點呀?等等

507
00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:16,958
表哥布斯

508
00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:20,625
我知我去了殺加星一會

509
00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:22,125
我會告訴大家一切

510
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:23,041
但首先...

511
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,208
我要向大家介紹一個人

512
00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:29,541
這是我兒子斯卡

513
00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:32,083
-布斯!
-布斯!

514
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,750
太空怎樣了?

515
00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:34,833
嗨!寶貝!

516
00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:35,791
哇!你一家

517
00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:36,958
-你知這件事?
-等等

518
00:26:38,291 --> 00:26:39,916
由於一個犯罪陰謀曝光

519
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,958
變形女俠這位超能力女人兼變形俠醫表妹

520
00:26:42,958 --> 00:26:45,041
清脫了之前的罪名

521
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,000
變形女俠!

522
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,833
你能分享控告托德菲爾普斯
和智將網的詳情?

523
00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:53,166
托德菲爾普斯這種人要為自己的行動負責

524
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:57,500
我們想傳達的訊息是
如果你攻擊、傷害、騷擾無辜的人

525
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,625
我會對付你

526
00:26:58,625 --> 00:27:00,916
你指在法庭上,還是以超級英雄身份?

527
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:04,583
兩樣都是

528
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:07,458
告訴觀眾,今日你套衫誰設計的?

529
00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:08,583
夠了

530
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,083
那是難搞的律政天后本人

531
00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:29,708
MARVEL 漫畫改編

532
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,916
{\an8}(證據)

533
00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:59,458
(絲羽公主)

534
00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:05,375
(奇雲)

535
00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:10,958
(變形女俠)

536
00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:53,250
MARVEL STUDIOS 出品

537
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:02,166
《變形女俠:律政英雌》

538
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:06,708
你花了些時間

539
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:09,208
伊苗,抱歉我遲了

540
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,666
你被扯去做另一個劇吧?

541
00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:16,625
我們真是在電視的黃金時代
你帶齊行李?

542
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:19,166
是!吉馬塔有什麼住客政策?

543
00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:20,833
共用雪櫃?

544
00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:22,583
大家可算什麼都一齊分

545
00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:25,041
-那 Wi-Fi 呢?
-我們有 Wi-Fi

546
00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:58,666
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