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Mr. Burke,
you're saying you saw Spider-Man,
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with your own eyes,
destroying multiple power lines?
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Well, technically,
he did destroy those power lines.
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Well, there you have it, folks,
firsthand from an unimpeachable witness.
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-Wait, I wasn't finished.
-I'm sorry?
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Spider-Man was stopping this guy
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who was absorbing
all the energy from the lines.
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Uh-huh.
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Spider-Man stopped that dude,
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and then he spent the whole night
repairing the damage.
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I saw it all. It was amazing.
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We'll have to circle back
and confirm this, folks.
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Meantime, I'll speak with my producers
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and see if we've checked
what's in Mr. Burke's thermos.
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We'll be right back after a brief word
from Daily Bugle Supplements.
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-The only other daily fix you need.
-[crew member] And we're out.
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Okay, which one of you
former employees vetted that nut job?
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From local street hooligan
to international terrorist.
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Help, the higher you fly,
the harder you fall.
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Incredibly, this shocking revelation
brought to light by yours truly
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has only raised more questions
about the secret life of Peter Parker,
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aka Spider-Man, aka the Spider-Menace.
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But rest assured, dear viewers,
we here at The Daily Bugle will not rest
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until we've uncovered the truth
behind his web of lies.
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I'm J. Jonah Jameson.
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Good night, and God help us all.
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What's up, Flash Mob?
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Uh, I'm here coming at you
and I wanna say thank you
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to everyone who's preordered
the book already.
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You guys are crushing these preorders.
I appreciate it.
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But now, if you want
a copy of the book early,
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tomorrow at 3:00 p.m.,
here at Midtown High,
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you can come and get
your own signed copy by yours truly.
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So stop on by. I'd love to meet you all.
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[kisses]
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I wouldn't let this kid near a dog park,
let alone a public school.
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Peter Parker, who you might actually know
as Spider-Man,
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he and I have been best friends for years.
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I mean, this is a school
that we went together for years now.
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I mean, he's constantly following me
up those steps and,
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you know, we get into trouble,
we do what we can. [laughs]
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As if our public schools
weren't dangerous enough
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between the lead paint, asbestos
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and Salisbury steak
made from military horses.
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Don't believe me?
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Check out my four-part exposé
on Daily Bugle dot net.
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Listen, come through, read this book
and you'll find out so much more.
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Might be a good time
for home school, folks.
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Worked wonders for yours truly.