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♪ What is my place ♪
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♪ what is my purpose ♪
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♪ how can I trust
that beneath the surface ♪
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♪ is someone I can see ♪
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♪ is worth fighting for? ♪
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♪ It hurts to be far
it hurts to be near her ♪
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♪ I can't see my eyes
when I look in the mirror ♪
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♪ tell me who to blame
for this deficiency ♪
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♪ and if I take my final stand
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♪ grit my teeth
and clench my hand ♪
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♪ I know I'm an honest man ♪
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♪ but this pair of fangs ♪
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♪ oh, but his pair of fangs ♪
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Positive, grateful,
loving thoughts
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are like teflon,
they just slide off.
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Unless you savor them
consciously...
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Rise and shine, baby bird.
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A little breakfast,
a little wakey bake?
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You know while you were
sleeping, I was driving.
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I hope you had
a good little rest.
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Just gotta get gas and it should
be clear sailing from there.
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Left to itself
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is a binary system
that understands everything...
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What are we listening to?
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Oh, just a little...
Motivational talk radio.
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Sure, like a... Tony Robbins
love fest kind of deal?
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No, no, this isn't Tony Robbins.
All right?
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This is legit.
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This is a franciscan monk.
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Most people spend
their whole lives...
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I got to pee.
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I like it out here.
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It's nice.
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First of all, you have
to be driven by circumstances,
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though it is the spirit driving
you and you don't know it.
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And where the spirit drives you
is into the wilderness,
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the... the chaos,
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the confusion, the narcissism..
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And then it says,
if you remember,
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and there he met
the wild beasts.
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I'm gonna get a...
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I don't know, jerky, maybe
gatorade, you want anything?
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No, I'm good.
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Just don't get
too much, alright?
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You don't want do this
on a full stomach.
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You're not my dad. Thanks.
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- We all need father figures.
- Okay.
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For the cash, put 20 on four.
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Put 20 on four!
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Hey guys, it's me.
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I won't be checking my phone
for the next 30 days
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because I'll be climbing
Kilimanjaro. Woo-hoo.
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Wish me luck, okay, bye.
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Hey, it's me.
I just want to say I...
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I'm sorry, I...
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I hope you find what you're
looking for and...
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Have a great trip.
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Yeah.
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Alright, let's go.
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Hey, what's up?
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I want you to take these.
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I don't want you
to ask questions.
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- Did you just...
- I just took mine.
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What happened to waiting until
we got to where we're going?
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I changed my mind.
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I figure we have about
37 minutes
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before we get
to the launch point.
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Should give us plenty of time
before these kick in.
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It will be fine.
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We kinda on
the launch point now.
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Will you just embrace it,
stop judging everything?
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- All of them?
- All of them.
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These are usually terrible,
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but the guy I get them
from is a chef.
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He adds some peanut butter,
a little powdered sugar.
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Pretty good.
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It still tastes
like old man breath.
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Yeah, they're terrible.
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I love a good spirit quest.
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What you got there?
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It's a tamagotchi.
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From when we were in fifth
grade. It's a digital pet.
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You have to feed it
or else it dies.
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That doesn't sound like
something a grown man
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should have.
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I know. Jess gave it to me
as a joke.
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She gave me a hard time for not
following through on things.
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So she gave me this,
and dared me to keep it alive.
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Do you think
that's why she left?
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Because you don't
follow through on things?
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- What?
- I'm just saying.
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I'm sorry, but is she wrong?
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Name one thing that you
started and also finished.
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Name one thing that I...
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This is coming from one
of your oldest friends.
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Okay. Uh...
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I don't need the negative
energy right now.
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Especially after you gave me
a bag of drugs.
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No, no, this is good. You asked
me to be your spirit guide.
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So we need to get all
the negative energy
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right out in the open.
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My spirit guide?
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I thought we were going out
to the desert to trip balls
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and help me forget
about the bullshit
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going on in my life right now.
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Okay, and if I wanted a guide,
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I would not choose
the guy who's unemployed
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and just got back from licking
toad in Central America.
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- Whoa.
- Well...
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What was that about?
Why you attacking me?
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All I'm saying is
that you need to release
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all the negative energy
from your brain,
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and embrace the unknown.
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Hello. Did you hear me?
Did you hear what I said?
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I said you need to release
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the negative energy
from your brain
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and embrace the unknown.
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Dude, that sounded pretty deep.
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Let's stop talking
about real life.
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I'm more of a stuff it all down,
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let it erupt
years later kind of guy.
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I'm shutting down
the operating system.
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I'm bringing the smiles back.
Pass the weed, man.
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Bingo, see?
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That is exactly the attitude
adjustment I'm talking about.
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Just keep that flowing.
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Alright, alright, don't hog it.
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Have you ever dash drummed
so hard you set off the airbag?
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No, don't do that.
Not in this car.
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Are there gerbils around here?
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Isn't a chupacabra a sort of
a large gerbil?
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Or am I way off base with that?
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I think a chupacabra is
a half gerbil, half snake.
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Oh, shit!
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Shit!
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This is not good! Not good!
How long have we been driving?
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Twenty five minutes?
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Okay, we don't have much time.
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I need you to get out,
fix the problem.
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- Post haste.
- Post haste, here we go.
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Why do I have to do it?
It's your Jeep.
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- I'm your spirit guide.
- No you're not.
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And you asked me
to bring you out here
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and I specifically told you
there'd be tests and challenges.
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- You did say that.
- Well, this is your first test.
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My first test is
changing your flat tire?
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Do you not know
how to change a flat tire?
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Because every adult man should
know how to change a flat tire.
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Look at this car you drive
and you're Mr. Masculine.
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"Oh, I've got the big Jeep."
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- I change tires all the time.
- What you talking about?
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You said it was cool
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the day I showed it to
you when I bought it.
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I think it's very cool, clearly.
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You have about 15 minutes
before the drugs really kick in,
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and then you're not going
to be able to change anything.
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I do know how to change a tire.
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Nobody likes to be rushed.
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Hey, see it through.
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I thought that was
gonna be helpful.
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Thought that was gonna be
helpful. It wasn't.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Hmm. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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- I don't like this.
- Dude.
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I love these things. I kept one
alive for like six months once.
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Pee-poo, pee-poo, pee-poo.
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This is the drugs
just kicking in.
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Must be coming in early.
Nothing to freak out about.
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He's up there.
This is just in my mind.
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Bingo.
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This is in your mind.
I call this the fear.
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It's when you're
both really excited
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and really scared at
the same time.
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Dammit, I envy you.
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I am really scared.
The car's broken down,
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I'm talking to
an astronaut version of you.
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And I'm starting to freak
on out, man.
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Relax. I know exactly
what you should do.
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- You should just give up.
- Give up, what?
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What kind of advice is that?
Give up.
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What you talking about?
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It's great advice.
You love giving up.
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You know what?
You're not even real.
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- Are you?
- Oh, what?
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Of course.
That doesn't make sense.
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Look all I'm saying is,
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this looks way too hard.
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Why should we try stuff
if we're just going to fail?
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Let's just stay out
here and hang.
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I'm gonna get the tire and Jack,
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I'm gonna show you
who follows through.
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See, that was a test,
you passed.
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There is no spare.
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Right,
should have mentioned that.
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Yo, dude, there's no spare.
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Hey, buddy.
Oh, a little sand moment.
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I'm high. Those mushrooms
are peaking pretty hard.
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We have no spare.
So, I think we should
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head back to the gas station.
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- You know, get some help.
- You wanna go back?
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Yes, I do, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I think we need to go
further out there.
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Out into what? What are you
seeing out there?
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- Did you hear that?
- Hear what?
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- I'm coming!
- Don't you do that!
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Get back here, man.
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Brent!
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Call Randy's mom.
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What?
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What does that mean?
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Hey, you get back here.
What does that mean?
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What did you mean by that?
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Brent!
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Brent!
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Brent!
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Brent!
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Dude.
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Hey, buddy.
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Brent.
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When did I get
so fucking fragile, man?
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Brent.
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I can do drugs.
I've done tons of drugs.
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Brent!
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I'm not scared of drugs.
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- Hey guys, it's me.
- Jess made me scared of drugs.
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She was all pissed up one time
and got real coked up
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and kept wanting to drive
up to Santa Barbara.
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Brent!
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I want to take these.
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Probably didn't
help that I kept calling it.
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Santa be-bes.
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Come on Jessie baby, let me
drive you up to Santa be-bes.
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Santa be-bes.
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Release negative energy
from your brain.
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I know there's
fucking snakes out here.
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- Hello?
- It's asserting itself.
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I can do this, I can be alone.
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I don't want to be out here
right now by myself.
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Embrace the unknown.
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Hey eddy, I can't remember.
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It goes c, d, is it g next?
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It's g. All right.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Let's make a pact from now on
that you don't leave me alone
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in the dark by myself
tripping on drugs.
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What do you mean,
leave you alone?
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I've been here waiting for you.
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- Where have you been?
- I just had a panic attack.
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I was just reliving
every shameful moment
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of my life on loop.
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Don't! That's...
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Stop it.
254
00:17:08,638 --> 00:17:10,707
Okay, that's beautiful.
But stop it.
255
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,575
Now's not the time,
now's not the time, dude.
256
00:17:12,609 --> 00:17:14,544
Seriously? Fucking stop it!
257
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,581
Alright well, I'm sorry.
Just working pretty hard on it.
258
00:17:18,615 --> 00:17:21,283
What do you mean we?
What are you talking about dude?
259
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,390
Quick check-in, are you hearing
that voice as well?
260
00:17:29,391 --> 00:17:30,391
What voice?
261
00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:33,128
No, I'm just kidding.
Of course I can hear him.
262
00:17:33,161 --> 00:17:34,764
Oh, dude.
263
00:17:34,797 --> 00:17:39,536
I am your guardian spirit
from the infinite beyond.
264
00:17:39,569 --> 00:17:43,606
And tonight you will be
greeted by three ghosts.
265
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,842
One from your past.
266
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,076
One from your present,
267
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:52,381
and one from your
fucking future, man.
268
00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:59,121
I'm just playing, I'm playing.
Hi, I'm Edward Thaddeus Monroe.
269
00:17:59,154 --> 00:18:01,323
But people call me the mayor.
270
00:18:01,356 --> 00:18:03,325
At least they
used to call me that.
271
00:18:03,358 --> 00:18:05,495
But that's a tale
for a different time.
272
00:18:05,528 --> 00:18:07,162
Care to whet your whistle?
273
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,866
I don't know. Do I, Brent?
274
00:18:09,899 --> 00:18:12,301
Do I want a strange drink
from a desert man?
275
00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:15,437
No, thank you. I changed
my mind. I do want it.
276
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,606
Enjoy it.
277
00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:19,776
Hey, slow down there, slim!
That shit's hard to make.
278
00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:22,277
Dear god!
279
00:18:22,745 --> 00:18:24,614
Now tell me, friend.
280
00:18:24,647 --> 00:18:27,149
What are you doing run around
in the middle of the night?
281
00:18:27,182 --> 00:18:31,119
Hey, I'm not running
from anything. Not anymore.
282
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,890
I'm gonna sit on this stump
here, forever!
283
00:18:33,923 --> 00:18:36,559
Me and this stump
are one entity now.
284
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,695
Pow! Embrace the ride,
motherfuckers.
285
00:18:38,728 --> 00:18:42,364
Yes! Exactly! Embrace the ride,
that's what I'm talking about.
286
00:18:49,304 --> 00:18:50,840
The coyotes are hungry.
287
00:18:51,908 --> 00:18:54,109
And they must be fed.
288
00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:57,714
For nigh is the witching hour.
289
00:18:58,313 --> 00:19:00,850
And they desire human flesh.
290
00:19:02,485 --> 00:19:05,287
And that is why I have brought
you both here today.
291
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,155
Fuck, I'm playing.
292
00:19:07,757 --> 00:19:11,460
I'm playing again. I'm a player.
Oh. Look. It's just,
293
00:19:11,494 --> 00:19:14,897
there's no coyotes out here,
it's just apps. It's an app.
294
00:19:15,665 --> 00:19:19,368
It's called coyote howl.
Best 99 cents I ever spent.
295
00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:22,237
It sounded really good,
though, right? Sounded real?
296
00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:29,846
What's so funny?
297
00:19:29,879 --> 00:19:32,180
Oh, you know,
just the crushing weight of life
298
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,750
and all of its purposelessness.
299
00:19:34,851 --> 00:19:36,786
Oh, soup song.
300
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,757
Do you boys like beans?
Do you boys like beans?
301
00:19:41,758 --> 00:19:43,358
Do you boys like beans?
302
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:45,293
Oh, I love beans.
303
00:19:57,974 --> 00:19:59,174
Wow.
304
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:06,516
Anyone wants some more of
mayor's homemade moonshine?
305
00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:09,519
- No.
- I... maybe? Well...
306
00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:12,320
- Not me, I'm good.
- But maybe.
307
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,561
Are you sure you guys came out
here for the right reasons?
308
00:20:19,162 --> 00:20:20,863
Because fella,
you've been here before,
309
00:20:20,897 --> 00:20:22,397
you were out here
like last week.
310
00:20:23,032 --> 00:20:24,967
Maybe I haven't found
what I'm looking for.
311
00:20:26,736 --> 00:20:28,705
Do you hear that, god?
312
00:20:28,738 --> 00:20:31,541
He's still searching
for something to find.
313
00:20:34,844 --> 00:20:36,779
What about you, slim?
314
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:39,849
What are you looking to find?
315
00:20:40,116 --> 00:20:42,852
Ah, me? Nah.
316
00:20:42,885 --> 00:20:47,623
Not looking for anything, just,
buddy, desert air.
317
00:20:47,657 --> 00:20:50,593
- I'm thinking I'd love...
- When I was a child...
318
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:56,733
I think it was like
the second, third grade.
319
00:20:59,434 --> 00:21:01,637
There was this little blind boy.
320
00:21:01,671 --> 00:21:04,707
And he always used to sit right
next to the door every day.
321
00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:08,578
I remember the other kids used
to treat him different.
322
00:21:10,378 --> 00:21:12,815
Kind of like he was
an outcast, you know,
323
00:21:12,849 --> 00:21:15,585
because of his inability
to do one thing
324
00:21:15,618 --> 00:21:17,352
that everyone else can do.
325
00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:19,956
You know, kids
are cruel like that, man.
326
00:21:21,356 --> 00:21:23,025
They're afraid of difference,
327
00:21:23,059 --> 00:21:24,994
afraid of stuff
they don't understand.
328
00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:30,800
One time, the teacher
was telling us
329
00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:33,736
this bullshit story about
the first Thanksgiving.
330
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,705
We all know how
that really went down.
331
00:21:36,105 --> 00:21:38,875
And this giant mouse
just ran across the floor.
332
00:21:38,908 --> 00:21:40,843
And this girl screeched.
333
00:21:41,477 --> 00:21:43,679
And the teacher,
she hopped up on the desk,
334
00:21:43,713 --> 00:21:45,782
and so we all hopped up
on the desks.
335
00:21:45,815 --> 00:21:49,384
You know? I remember I looked
over on top of my desk
336
00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:51,921
and the little blind boy was
just sitting there,
337
00:21:52,255 --> 00:21:54,724
cool as a cucumber,
just chillin'.
338
00:21:55,658 --> 00:21:58,561
He put his fingers to his lips,
he went, shh.
339
00:22:01,564 --> 00:22:02,565
What is it, Steven?
340
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,333
What do you want to tell us?
341
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,971
And the little boy cocked
his head to listen.
342
00:22:09,337 --> 00:22:11,473
He said "I think
he's in the waste basket."
343
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:13,943
So the teacher hopped off
the desk
344
00:22:13,976 --> 00:22:16,712
and she snuck over there,
345
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,881
opened the lid,
346
00:22:20,116 --> 00:22:23,886
and there was this giant mouse
just staring right up at her.
347
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,088
His is little foot stuck
in a piece of gum.
348
00:22:26,122 --> 00:22:27,890
Couldn't get out.
349
00:22:27,924 --> 00:22:31,127
So the teacher dumped
the waste basket out the window
350
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,096
and the kids went nuts,
we all applauded,
351
00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:36,833
and then the teacher
looked over at him and smiled.
352
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:44,507
You know that boy was blind,
but I know he felt that smile.
353
00:22:47,543 --> 00:22:49,011
That boy also
354
00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:53,850
turned out to be Stevie wonder.
355
00:23:01,057 --> 00:23:03,059
Incredible.
356
00:23:03,092 --> 00:23:05,895
Except that there's no way
that boy was Stevie wonder.
357
00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:06,996
Yep.
358
00:23:07,029 --> 00:23:08,631
The magic man himself.
359
00:23:08,664 --> 00:23:10,766
Ah, nope, not possible.
360
00:23:11,399 --> 00:23:13,636
- Okay.
- I believe it was Stevie.
361
00:23:15,104 --> 00:23:16,471
I think he wrote
a song about it.
362
00:23:16,505 --> 00:23:17,773
The question is not
363
00:23:17,807 --> 00:23:20,042
whether or not
the boy was Stevie.
364
00:23:20,076 --> 00:23:21,611
Which it was.
365
00:23:21,644 --> 00:23:25,413
The question is,
what is it inside you
366
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,483
that makes it possible
for you to believe
367
00:23:27,516 --> 00:23:29,652
that it may not be Stevie?
368
00:23:30,686 --> 00:23:31,854
You didn't grow up in Detroit
369
00:23:33,022 --> 00:23:36,125
in the 50s during
the rise of motown,
370
00:23:36,158 --> 00:23:39,495
so those would be my starting
reasons for that. I don't know.
371
00:23:40,863 --> 00:23:42,397
You know what?
372
00:23:43,132 --> 00:23:46,736
I'm gonna let you
boys in a little secret.
373
00:23:47,103 --> 00:23:52,775
Everything that you guys
have come out here to find
374
00:23:53,876 --> 00:23:57,480
is right back
where you came from.
375
00:23:59,181 --> 00:24:02,051
In the sweet maiden,
the city of angels.
376
00:24:02,084 --> 00:24:03,152
Come on, eddy.
377
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,856
We wouldn't be out here
if that was true.
378
00:24:07,356 --> 00:24:10,059
You're a rebel, an outcast.
379
00:24:10,092 --> 00:24:12,194
Always marching
to the beat of your own drum.
380
00:24:12,228 --> 00:24:13,696
Oh, yeah.
381
00:24:14,530 --> 00:24:15,798
Yeah, that's true.
382
00:24:18,534 --> 00:24:20,903
Oh...
383
00:24:22,972 --> 00:24:25,875
But the beat of that
drum constantly brings me back
384
00:24:25,908 --> 00:24:27,677
to that great city teacher.
385
00:24:27,710 --> 00:24:33,015
Her wisdom is the key
to wealth, success,
386
00:24:34,650 --> 00:24:36,152
lust... right?
387
00:24:37,653 --> 00:24:39,522
All that fleshy desire.
388
00:24:40,122 --> 00:24:42,959
Love. What else do you want?
389
00:24:44,593 --> 00:24:47,530
My true love is the world.
390
00:24:48,831 --> 00:24:50,132
In all of its glory.
391
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:51,867
The world sucks.
392
00:24:53,235 --> 00:24:56,706
I think it'd be better out here.
All alone.
393
00:24:59,709 --> 00:25:01,544
Everything hurts back there.
394
00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:03,879
It's all rejection.
395
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,781
What glory can you even gain?
396
00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:09,018
Everything does hurt.
397
00:25:10,586 --> 00:25:13,589
We're not gods, we're mortals
in this modern age,
398
00:25:13,622 --> 00:25:16,292
and thus we must numb the pain
399
00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:18,694
with all the things
that money can buy.
400
00:25:18,728 --> 00:25:21,197
Or you can just turn it off.
401
00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:25,935
You know in that great city,
402
00:25:27,970 --> 00:25:30,139
you can get lost.
403
00:25:33,109 --> 00:25:35,745
And you can be alone,
404
00:25:36,846 --> 00:25:37,913
if you want.
405
00:25:39,749 --> 00:25:41,884
Just blissfully unaware
406
00:25:43,786 --> 00:25:47,590
that you're constantly
being called to wake up.
407
00:25:49,825 --> 00:25:50,960
To wake up.
408
00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:54,029
To wake up.
409
00:25:56,632 --> 00:25:58,100
To wake up.
410
00:26:00,136 --> 00:26:02,104
To wake up...
411
00:26:04,206 --> 00:26:05,775
To wake up...
412
00:26:07,877 --> 00:26:10,212
Wake... up.
413
00:26:10,246 --> 00:26:13,916
Wake up. Wake up.
414
00:26:26,195 --> 00:26:30,866
Preoccupy ourselves
with a shiny little trinket.
415
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:33,836
Turned out to be Stevie wonder.
416
00:26:36,172 --> 00:26:37,949
Should give us plenty of time
before these kick in,
417
00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:39,175
it'll be fine.
418
00:26:39,475 --> 00:26:41,010
See it through.
419
00:26:41,610 --> 00:26:43,946
I hope you find what
you're looking for.
420
00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:45,214
Have a great trip.
421
00:26:45,648 --> 00:26:47,283
It's a tamagotchi.
422
00:27:29,325 --> 00:27:31,227
Dive into the unknown.
423
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:33,195
Confront your inner demons.
424
00:27:33,229 --> 00:27:35,965
Get weird with the new Brent
and tip
425
00:27:35,998 --> 00:27:38,767
spirit quest action dolls.
426
00:27:38,801 --> 00:27:41,704
Whoa, cool. I love toys.
Let's set it up.
427
00:27:41,737 --> 00:27:43,372
Launch headfirst into problems
428
00:27:43,405 --> 00:27:45,207
that may only exist
in your mind.
429
00:27:45,241 --> 00:27:46,709
Spooky.
430
00:27:46,742 --> 00:27:47,910
And the first roadblock
431
00:27:47,943 --> 00:27:49,678
you encounter. Oh no!
432
00:27:49,712 --> 00:27:50,889
- Let's get high.
- On the verge
433
00:27:50,913 --> 00:27:52,414
of making your dreams come true?
434
00:27:52,448 --> 00:27:53,782
- Yeah.
- Create new ones
435
00:27:53,816 --> 00:27:55,093
to divert and distract yourself.
436
00:27:55,117 --> 00:27:56,886
Whoa, nice car!
437
00:27:56,919 --> 00:27:58,721
Before the truth
can set you free,
438
00:27:58,754 --> 00:28:01,023
- you've got to get miserable.
- Miserable?
439
00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:03,826
I don't like getting miserable.
440
00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:07,296
Toys, toys, toys,
loving toys. Yeah.
441
00:28:07,329 --> 00:28:09,732
Welcome back, figureheads.
442
00:28:09,765 --> 00:28:13,135
Oh, today we are looking at
the limited edition
443
00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:15,471
Brent and tip's spirit quest
action dolls,
444
00:28:15,505 --> 00:28:17,773
by blind chaperone toys.
445
00:28:17,806 --> 00:28:20,809
Blind chaperone toys.
446
00:28:20,843 --> 00:28:24,146
Derivative, yes, and poorly done
from a technical standpoint.
447
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:27,082
What balances out
the shortcomings in these dolls
448
00:28:27,116 --> 00:28:29,718
is a sense of awareness
and honesty.
449
00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:30,819
A statement is being made.
450
00:28:30,853 --> 00:28:32,188
Let's check them out.
451
00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:35,291
Toy review.
452
00:28:35,324 --> 00:28:36,434
Let's start with the tip doll.
453
00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:38,160
Tip designed this doll himself,
454
00:28:38,194 --> 00:28:41,096
dip decided to go
with a raggedy Ann base.
455
00:28:41,130 --> 00:28:45,000
This doll has no backbone.
Very malleable, very mushy.
456
00:28:45,034 --> 00:28:46,302
The fashion is actually
457
00:28:46,335 --> 00:28:48,037
pretty accurate,
but that's so surface.
458
00:28:48,070 --> 00:28:50,406
Why's tip not going
deeper below that?
459
00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:53,042
The hair is bright orange
and too short, soft.
460
00:28:53,075 --> 00:28:55,478
It is not something you want
to run your hands through.
461
00:28:55,512 --> 00:28:57,880
Doughy. The mouth is essentially
462
00:28:57,913 --> 00:29:00,449
a butthole with antlers,
unattractive.
463
00:29:00,483 --> 00:29:02,351
Would I buy this doll?
464
00:29:02,384 --> 00:29:04,820
Maybe not, but it will surely
appeal to someone out there.
465
00:29:06,088 --> 00:29:07,490
Now the Brent doll.
466
00:29:07,524 --> 00:29:09,458
As you see here,
Brent used a Thanos base.
467
00:29:09,492 --> 00:29:11,327
Much shorter than tip's doll.
468
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,230
There's a lot more bulk here.
There's a lot more muscle.
469
00:29:14,263 --> 00:29:16,865
Fun fact about this doll,
it does a Van damme split.
470
00:29:16,899 --> 00:29:20,202
Brent kind of sees himself as
the action man of his own life.
471
00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:22,037
Mm.
472
00:29:22,071 --> 00:29:24,006
I'm loving the signature
backwards cap.
473
00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:26,151
I've never seen Brent without
it. This is a fun choice.
474
00:29:26,175 --> 00:29:27,852
Look at this fun choice,
this astronaut glove.
475
00:29:27,876 --> 00:29:29,546
Can you even? Try to even.
476
00:29:29,579 --> 00:29:32,348
The face here, the expression
is very intense, very angry.
477
00:29:32,381 --> 00:29:35,084
I actually don't think Brent is
as angry as this doll
478
00:29:35,117 --> 00:29:38,153
would make it seem.
Oh, identity crisis.
479
00:29:38,187 --> 00:29:40,122
But overall,
it's a very well done doll.
480
00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:42,291
I will say I am sexually
attracted to this doll.
481
00:29:46,328 --> 00:29:47,997
Toy interview.
482
00:29:48,030 --> 00:29:52,134
And so, as a special treat
for our 2,000th episode,
483
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:54,203
I know, I'll be interviewing
484
00:29:54,236 --> 00:29:56,205
the inspiration
for those fantasy dolls,
485
00:29:56,238 --> 00:29:59,875
the spirit questers themselves,
Brent and tip.
486
00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:06,516
Well, gentlemen, thanks
for being back on the show.
487
00:30:06,549 --> 00:30:10,052
- Thank you for having us.
- Back on the show?
488
00:30:10,085 --> 00:30:13,055
People are loving this journey.
I'm loving this journey.
489
00:30:13,088 --> 00:30:15,057
Don't think that means
I'll go easy on you.
490
00:30:15,090 --> 00:30:17,393
Well, we're not here
for a walk in the park.
491
00:30:17,426 --> 00:30:19,128
I might be.
492
00:30:19,161 --> 00:30:21,531
Tip, where do you think
your racism stems from?
493
00:30:21,564 --> 00:30:23,198
Brent, your misogyny?
494
00:30:23,232 --> 00:30:25,200
Brent, when do you
think you'll finally
495
00:30:25,234 --> 00:30:27,002
stop compensating for you size?
496
00:30:27,036 --> 00:30:29,438
Tip, when do you think
you'll finally accept yours?
497
00:30:29,471 --> 00:30:32,374
Navaris, if I may,
there are two ways to put
498
00:30:32,408 --> 00:30:33,475
a flag at half-mast.
499
00:30:33,510 --> 00:30:35,478
One is to lower the flag.
500
00:30:35,512 --> 00:30:37,146
And the other is
to raise the pole.
501
00:30:37,179 --> 00:30:39,381
Foster Wallace,
don't try to impress me.
502
00:30:39,415 --> 00:30:43,553
If I can jump in. I'd like
to conjecture I'm not racist.
503
00:30:45,321 --> 00:30:47,956
You were saying how edgy
you've been since, you know,
504
00:30:47,990 --> 00:30:49,425
Jess headed off to Kilimanjaro.
505
00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:51,393
Oh, no. That wasn't about that.
506
00:30:51,427 --> 00:30:54,330
I'm good with all folks,
with all walks of life.
507
00:30:54,363 --> 00:30:56,633
- Love thy neighbor as thyself.
- Yes, exactly.
508
00:30:56,666 --> 00:30:59,034
- Here's a good seat for you.
- Right in your lap.
509
00:30:59,068 --> 00:31:01,003
- You are a doll.
- Thank you.
510
00:31:01,036 --> 00:31:02,605
- Blessed.
- Okay.
511
00:31:02,639 --> 00:31:04,473
Being unable to stand
for yourself,
512
00:31:04,507 --> 00:31:06,609
how can you expect
to stand for others?
513
00:31:06,975 --> 00:31:08,877
What podcast are we currently...
514
00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:10,979
I thought the costumes
came out really great.
515
00:31:11,013 --> 00:31:14,083
You chose this. You couldn't
find any white action figures?
516
00:31:14,116 --> 00:31:17,453
In his defense. A girl just
broke his heart, you know,
517
00:31:17,487 --> 00:31:19,054
obliterated his psyche.
518
00:31:19,088 --> 00:31:22,958
No, no, listen.
It's good. You're right.
519
00:31:22,991 --> 00:31:25,528
I have to do better.
I have to set examples...
520
00:31:25,562 --> 00:31:27,597
Okay, god complex. Grow up.
521
00:31:27,630 --> 00:31:30,500
You're a man, not a martyr.
Get over yourself.
522
00:31:32,234 --> 00:31:33,969
I never said I was a god.
523
00:31:34,002 --> 00:31:37,039
And as his spirit guide
and his guru, if you will,
524
00:31:37,072 --> 00:31:38,974
he does have
some transcending to do.
525
00:31:39,007 --> 00:31:41,443
There's no god in me.
All right? I never said that.
526
00:31:41,478 --> 00:31:44,413
I never claimed that there's
any god in me. All right?
527
00:31:44,446 --> 00:31:48,183
Don't worry. Don't worry.
Trust me. No god in here.
528
00:31:48,217 --> 00:31:49,451
What are you saying?
529
00:31:49,486 --> 00:31:51,954
Well, it doesn't
feel good. So...
530
00:31:52,722 --> 00:31:54,524
What happened after was
terrible.
531
00:31:54,557 --> 00:31:57,359
He tore the broaches,
the gold broaches
532
00:31:57,393 --> 00:31:59,194
fastening her gown
away from her.
533
00:31:59,228 --> 00:32:03,098
And lifting them high, he dashed
them upon his own eyes,
534
00:32:03,132 --> 00:32:04,933
tricking out such things as
535
00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:07,469
"they will not see the crime
I have committed
536
00:32:07,504 --> 00:32:09,238
or had done upon me."
537
00:32:09,271 --> 00:32:12,307
If the whole body were an eye,
how would one hear?
538
00:32:12,341 --> 00:32:14,511
1 corinthians 12:17.
539
00:32:14,544 --> 00:32:16,412
Thanks, man. That's helpful.
540
00:32:16,445 --> 00:32:21,183
"Dark eyes, now when the days
to come look on forbidden faces,
541
00:32:21,216 --> 00:32:24,420
do not recognize
those who they longed for."
542
00:32:24,453 --> 00:32:28,390
With such imprecations,
he struck his eyes again.
543
00:32:28,424 --> 00:32:31,728
And yet again with the broaches.
The eyeballs...
544
00:32:31,761 --> 00:32:33,962
Come on big baby, just do it.
545
00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:35,230
And stained his beard.
546
00:32:35,264 --> 00:32:36,999
You big spineless,
boneless baby.
547
00:32:37,032 --> 00:32:39,569
- No sluggish, oozing drops.
- Bye, eyeballs.
548
00:32:39,602 --> 00:32:41,370
- While black rain...
- Bye-bye.
549
00:32:41,403 --> 00:32:43,939
And bloody hail poured down!
550
00:32:44,607 --> 00:32:45,608
This is good for me.
551
00:32:45,642 --> 00:32:47,577
Get the eye on the plate.
552
00:32:47,610 --> 00:32:49,278
This will be good for me.
553
00:32:56,653 --> 00:32:58,120
Stevie wonder.
554
00:32:59,388 --> 00:33:00,422
Brent?
555
00:33:06,094 --> 00:33:09,064
Yeah, I see you. What?
What are doing?
556
00:33:14,537 --> 00:33:16,205
That sounded pretty
real, though, right?
557
00:33:16,238 --> 00:33:17,540
It was really good...
558
00:33:17,574 --> 00:33:19,241
I've been working
on my bird calls.
559
00:33:19,274 --> 00:33:21,343
I found a magical doorway
up at the top there.
560
00:33:21,811 --> 00:33:23,212
I feel like we
should check it out.
561
00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:25,548
I'm gonna check it out.
562
00:33:26,348 --> 00:33:29,051
Okay, all right. All right.
All right, fine.
563
00:33:34,356 --> 00:33:36,458
Well, okay. I mean,
but you can't drop that
564
00:33:36,493 --> 00:33:38,994
and then not tell me what
that means. It's a big one.
565
00:33:39,829 --> 00:33:43,733
Do you find you have like weird
dreams when we're together?
566
00:33:44,299 --> 00:33:46,068
I've been having weird dreams.
567
00:33:46,736 --> 00:33:48,136
I don't usually have...
568
00:33:57,714 --> 00:34:00,650
When you say magical doorframe,
what are you talking about?
569
00:34:00,683 --> 00:34:04,587
I mean, like an actual doorframe
in the middle of nowhere.
570
00:34:05,387 --> 00:34:08,257
Not a metaphorical drug
term or anything like that?
571
00:34:08,290 --> 00:34:12,294
No, like real
wooden post, top beam.
572
00:34:12,327 --> 00:34:13,730
Real deal doorway.
573
00:34:13,763 --> 00:34:15,273
Like, it used to lead
into a room, maybe?
574
00:34:15,297 --> 00:34:16,633
Exactly.
575
00:34:16,666 --> 00:34:19,034
Okay, that's cool.
That's pretty cool.
576
00:34:19,769 --> 00:34:22,639
Oh, that's very cool.
It's a doorway.
577
00:34:23,138 --> 00:34:25,708
Yeah, that's what I've
been saying.
578
00:34:28,310 --> 00:34:31,079
Right. I had to see it, though.
You know what I mean?
579
00:34:37,352 --> 00:34:40,389
So we're definitely
going through there.
580
00:34:40,857 --> 00:34:43,526
Feels like that's
where this is going for sure.
581
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,727
Oh, yeah.
582
00:35:03,613 --> 00:35:05,515
That's disappointing, man.
583
00:35:06,649 --> 00:35:08,818
Not quite yet, my tiny dancer.
584
00:35:10,787 --> 00:35:12,522
It's not that magical
a doorway, though,
585
00:35:12,555 --> 00:35:14,189
is all I'm saying, you know.
586
00:36:11,246 --> 00:36:14,484
And give thanks.
587
00:36:15,084 --> 00:36:18,521
We wish also to make amends
for the insults to which
588
00:36:18,554 --> 00:36:21,491
your vicar and earthly priest...
589
00:36:21,524 --> 00:36:23,960
Friar tall. Welcome.
590
00:36:23,993 --> 00:36:27,362
How are your studies
and ruminations? Fruitful?
591
00:36:33,736 --> 00:36:36,839
Very, very fruitful.
Thank you, father.
592
00:36:36,873 --> 00:36:38,841
Friar small will be
leaving us tomorrow
593
00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:40,610
to begin his mission.
594
00:36:40,643 --> 00:36:42,277
He will leave this monastery
595
00:36:42,310 --> 00:36:43,946
and go to
the chapel of St. Peter
596
00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:46,816
at the border of
the new Mexico territory.
597
00:36:46,849 --> 00:36:50,520
Well, well, well, someone didn't
finally get a real job for once.
598
00:36:50,553 --> 00:36:53,355
Looks like it's not all counting
flowers and logging
599
00:36:53,388 --> 00:36:55,491
the wine casks after all, hmm.
600
00:36:55,525 --> 00:36:56,935
- Friar tall.
- A little sip sip here,
601
00:36:56,959 --> 00:36:59,227
sip there.
Make sure it's fermented.
602
00:36:59,261 --> 00:37:00,539
- Friar tall.
- What's the matter,
603
00:37:00,563 --> 00:37:01,998
cat got your tongue?
604
00:37:02,031 --> 00:37:03,676
Friar small will be taking
an oath of silence
605
00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:05,434
for the duration of his journey.
606
00:37:05,467 --> 00:37:07,235
Oh, wow.
607
00:37:07,837 --> 00:37:09,237
Completely mute.
608
00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:12,474
I'm hoping to
work up to a vow like that.
609
00:37:12,508 --> 00:37:15,310
I'm fasting right now.
Only after 8 pm.
610
00:37:15,343 --> 00:37:16,713
Small vows. Baby vows.
611
00:37:16,746 --> 00:37:18,581
The elders and I
have deliberated,
612
00:37:18,614 --> 00:37:21,017
and we have decided that you
shall accompany friar small
613
00:37:21,050 --> 00:37:22,652
- on his journey.
- How's that?
614
00:37:22,685 --> 00:37:24,352
His migrating prayer of silence
615
00:37:24,386 --> 00:37:26,321
will bring light to this
war-torn corner
616
00:37:26,354 --> 00:37:28,024
of the world and you
617
00:37:28,057 --> 00:37:31,694
will protect him and help him
maintain his vow to god.
618
00:37:32,161 --> 00:37:34,831
Protect him from what?
619
00:37:34,864 --> 00:37:37,967
Our last conveyance
between here and St. Francis
620
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:43,740
was disrupted by the apache
and Spanish conflict.
621
00:37:44,941 --> 00:37:46,374
Disrupted?
622
00:37:46,408 --> 00:37:47,844
The entire party killed.
623
00:37:49,746 --> 00:37:50,813
Dear god.
624
00:37:50,847 --> 00:37:52,849
Exactly. Let us pray.
625
00:37:52,882 --> 00:37:57,587
Oh, lord,
you are the holy, the light.
626
00:37:57,620 --> 00:38:02,024
Bring us in and through,
all the way through.
627
00:38:04,359 --> 00:38:06,428
You sick sadistic
sad little man.
628
00:38:07,395 --> 00:38:10,633
Wants to be the shining star.
Father's favorite.
629
00:38:11,167 --> 00:38:14,871
Have all the sisters in
a tizzy over his piousness.
630
00:38:14,904 --> 00:38:17,573
Oh, merciful god...
631
00:38:17,607 --> 00:38:20,710
Get ready to have your dick be
vulture meat, we're dead.
632
00:38:20,743 --> 00:38:23,079
I'll be a big useless
baby out there.
633
00:38:23,112 --> 00:38:24,714
Whaa, whaa, daddy help me.
634
00:38:25,982 --> 00:38:28,885
I don't do well on the heat.
I mean, I wilt.
635
00:38:28,918 --> 00:38:30,987
- I don't like feeling thirsty.
- Friar tall.
636
00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:34,524
Oh, make me an instrument of
your peace, lord.
637
00:38:34,557 --> 00:38:37,026
Make me an
instrument. Yes, father?
638
00:38:37,059 --> 00:38:38,928
My brothers.
639
00:38:38,961 --> 00:38:40,763
Normally when
entering the desert,
640
00:38:40,797 --> 00:38:42,865
one would encourage
you to be careful of
641
00:38:42,899 --> 00:38:45,568
wild tribes or venomous snakes.
642
00:38:45,601 --> 00:38:47,670
But I say to you remember Moses.
643
00:38:48,504 --> 00:38:50,973
It is that vast emptiness
644
00:38:51,007 --> 00:38:54,476
of this terrain that can be
the most dangerous
645
00:38:54,510 --> 00:38:56,979
to those men who mirror it.
646
00:39:14,997 --> 00:39:18,000
All I'm saying is
you missed out, Jessica baby.
647
00:39:19,869 --> 00:39:21,704
Majorly wrong decision.
648
00:39:21,737 --> 00:39:24,073
What will go down is one of
the best nights of all time.
649
00:39:24,106 --> 00:39:26,042
One of the best nights.
650
00:39:26,075 --> 00:39:29,879
First of all, not that it's
a major factor, but it is.
651
00:39:29,912 --> 00:39:31,714
Mr. Weatherburns'
secretary called,
652
00:39:31,747 --> 00:39:34,550
says Mr. Weatherburns is not
gonna make it in by five,
653
00:39:34,584 --> 00:39:36,451
can he come pick up
his car up at six?
654
00:39:36,485 --> 00:39:38,154
Excuse me.
Do you mind if you come
655
00:39:38,187 --> 00:39:39,589
closer to six?
656
00:39:40,323 --> 00:39:43,659
All right, all right.
Well, I said I'm sorry.
657
00:39:43,693 --> 00:39:46,729
But my girl's pregnant.
She's been craving pork loin.
658
00:39:46,762 --> 00:39:51,534
And the only quality butcher on
the West Side closes at 5:30.
659
00:39:51,567 --> 00:39:53,569
It's a 15-minute drive
from the garage.
660
00:39:53,936 --> 00:39:56,505
So where's my pork loin?
661
00:39:57,673 --> 00:40:00,042
Tomorrow, we'll get it tomorrow.
662
00:40:01,744 --> 00:40:03,613
I'm just saying,
663
00:40:03,646 --> 00:40:06,582
I just don't think you should
be using the baby as a lie, man.
664
00:40:06,616 --> 00:40:08,551
Ex-fucking-scuse me!
665
00:40:08,584 --> 00:40:11,187
Did you or did you not roll
through Hollywood tonight
666
00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:15,892
in a neon green 300 horsepower
corvette stingray with ac?
667
00:40:15,925 --> 00:40:19,061
I think you know that I did.
And not that it was the major
668
00:40:19,095 --> 00:40:21,429
triumph of the night.
669
00:40:21,463 --> 00:40:23,499
But I drove.
670
00:40:23,532 --> 00:40:28,037
I'm talking sunset boulevard,
pch to highland, no brakes.
671
00:40:28,070 --> 00:40:29,805
You boys are going
to kill each other.
672
00:40:29,839 --> 00:40:31,107
It was all Greens, baby.
673
00:40:31,140 --> 00:40:32,842
There were a few reds,
couple reds.
674
00:40:32,875 --> 00:40:34,744
Yeah, but no reds and no blue.
675
00:40:37,914 --> 00:40:41,484
Yeah, not that it's
a major factor.
676
00:40:45,087 --> 00:40:48,758
Anyway, so we pull up to
the Greek, we valet the car
677
00:40:48,791 --> 00:40:51,994
with some cash we found in
the glove box. We drop the tabs.
678
00:40:52,028 --> 00:40:53,129
And we roll inside.
679
00:40:53,162 --> 00:40:54,797
Did Dr. Dixon supply the goods?
680
00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:56,999
He always does, baby,
681
00:40:57,033 --> 00:40:59,235
but I wish he hadn't,
because now we know
682
00:40:59,268 --> 00:41:00,736
were his stash is.
683
00:41:00,770 --> 00:41:02,872
Was just me,
or did "superstition"
684
00:41:02,905 --> 00:41:04,173
come out of nowhere tonight?
685
00:41:04,206 --> 00:41:05,574
What the fuck did you just say?
686
00:41:05,608 --> 00:41:06,742
"Superstition."
687
00:41:07,076 --> 00:41:09,512
I mean, we pulled up to this
theater, right,
688
00:41:09,545 --> 00:41:12,682
and we beelined it straight
for center stage.
689
00:41:12,715 --> 00:41:15,651
And as we're working through
that fog, that riff comes in
690
00:41:15,685 --> 00:41:19,055
and it's like
the whole joint just landed.
691
00:41:29,765 --> 00:41:31,701
Wait a minute,
692
00:41:31,734 --> 00:41:33,903
is there something going on
between my best friend
693
00:41:33,936 --> 00:41:35,538
and my old lady?
694
00:41:37,073 --> 00:41:38,607
Something intimate.
695
00:41:39,742 --> 00:41:42,645
How could it be that something
as sinister is stealing
696
00:41:42,678 --> 00:41:46,782
another man's girl could go
so completely unnoticed?
697
00:41:47,350 --> 00:41:49,251
I got this paranoia
she's turning
698
00:41:49,285 --> 00:41:50,920
my body into an antenna,
699
00:41:50,953 --> 00:41:53,522
looking for any excuse
to broadcast!
700
00:41:53,556 --> 00:41:55,124
Come on, cool it, baby.
701
00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:59,295
What the fuck is this game?
Come on, now.
702
00:41:59,328 --> 00:42:01,030
Some kind of toll I got to pay
703
00:42:01,063 --> 00:42:03,265
for him saving
my life back in the shit?
704
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,537
At least he says he did.
He says he did.
705
00:42:08,571 --> 00:42:10,082
For now, I need to keep
my wits about me
706
00:42:10,106 --> 00:42:12,274
until the job is done.
707
00:42:12,308 --> 00:42:16,712
But rest assured, if these
premonitions do come to pass,
708
00:42:17,646 --> 00:42:18,848
I will be ready.
709
00:42:21,117 --> 00:42:22,218
I will be waiting.
710
00:42:23,052 --> 00:42:26,255
Dammit. I did miss out.
711
00:42:26,288 --> 00:42:27,690
I love that one.
712
00:42:29,658 --> 00:42:31,894
I'm glad you got some rest.
713
00:42:32,228 --> 00:42:34,130
It's supposed to be
good for the baby, right?
714
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,602
- All right.
- All right, all right.
715
00:42:39,635 --> 00:42:42,138
Hey, hook me up with
that tasty tasty salt I like.
716
00:42:42,171 --> 00:42:43,239
Ok.
717
00:42:45,174 --> 00:42:47,943
I'll take
some tasty salt myself.
718
00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:56,752
Thank you, Jessica.
That's perfect.
719
00:43:01,924 --> 00:43:04,026
So what was it in for anyway?
720
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:06,629
What was what in for?
721
00:43:08,230 --> 00:43:10,266
Mr. Weatherburn's corvette.
722
00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:12,234
What was it in for?
723
00:43:15,037 --> 00:43:16,072
A flat tire.
724
00:43:52,808 --> 00:43:54,877
Finally a bit of
a downhill, huh.
725
00:43:54,910 --> 00:43:57,680
Thank you, god. You know?
726
00:43:57,713 --> 00:43:59,815
I just thought we were gonna
climb and climb,
727
00:43:59,849 --> 00:44:01,884
and just... it's tiring.
728
00:44:01,917 --> 00:44:03,428
I mean, I know it's part of
the process, but it is.
729
00:44:03,452 --> 00:44:05,354
Can we just say
that it's tiring?
730
00:44:05,387 --> 00:44:07,790
The downhill hurts
my joints, though.
731
00:44:07,823 --> 00:44:09,925
Oh, man, this divot's
kind of insane.
732
00:44:10,759 --> 00:44:13,195
Didn't want to roll
my ankle in that.
733
00:44:13,229 --> 00:44:16,265
Can you imagine? You'd have
to carry me or something.
734
00:44:16,298 --> 00:44:18,134
I guess we'd turn back.
We'd probably turn.
735
00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:20,870
If we got a rolled ankle,
we would turn back, right?
736
00:44:22,338 --> 00:44:25,040
Hey, so the Christmas solstice
talent show.
737
00:44:25,074 --> 00:44:26,942
I mean, assuming we make it back
and, you know,
738
00:44:26,976 --> 00:44:28,878
don't get
an arrow through the neck
739
00:44:28,911 --> 00:44:30,412
or something like that.
740
00:44:30,446 --> 00:44:33,082
I'm thinking I'll sign up,
you know, maybe just,
741
00:44:33,115 --> 00:44:35,751
you know, because I'm always...
742
00:44:35,784 --> 00:44:37,853
Just to,
not to crack jokes, but,
743
00:44:37,887 --> 00:44:40,222
you know, just to be
a mirror to the community.
744
00:44:40,256 --> 00:44:44,026
You know, just let me know,
I'll just feel your energy.
745
00:44:44,059 --> 00:44:46,228
Um, celibacy, huh?
746
00:44:46,262 --> 00:44:49,832
What's that about? Not that
I don't think it's noble.
747
00:44:49,865 --> 00:44:53,335
Very noble, one of the purest
sacrifices you can make to god.
748
00:44:53,369 --> 00:44:56,005
I just sometimes I think
it would be selfish
749
00:44:56,038 --> 00:44:59,341
if a specimen such as myself to
deprive the world of his seed.
750
00:45:01,310 --> 00:45:04,013
What do you think?
Pretty good, right?
751
00:45:05,414 --> 00:45:07,216
Your silence says
everything I need to know.
752
00:45:07,249 --> 00:45:09,919
I'm very perceptive.
That's the thing about me,
753
00:45:09,952 --> 00:45:11,854
is I sense an energy.
754
00:45:11,887 --> 00:45:14,166
Like when I put something out
there I immediately can tell,
755
00:45:14,190 --> 00:45:17,193
oh, he's vibing on it,
he's not vibing on it.
756
00:45:17,226 --> 00:45:18,861
On the joke.
757
00:45:19,862 --> 00:45:20,896
Okay.
758
00:45:22,431 --> 00:45:25,000
Just gonna look around,
yep, a lot to see.
759
00:45:37,446 --> 00:45:41,884
So what do we think,
are involuntary guttural noises
760
00:45:41,917 --> 00:45:43,419
in violation of your oath?
761
00:45:43,687 --> 00:45:47,456
Because if so, last night,
that would be over, padre.
762
00:45:47,890 --> 00:45:49,792
I mean, there were more
harmonies going on
763
00:45:49,825 --> 00:45:51,494
than a gregorian chant.
764
00:45:51,528 --> 00:45:54,129
That tight little ass of yours
was like St. Gabriel's horn.
765
00:45:54,163 --> 00:45:57,399
I mean, it was smokier than
father delay's chamber in there.
766
00:45:57,433 --> 00:45:59,134
Over the fire pit and all.
767
00:46:01,036 --> 00:46:02,204
You know what I mean? Hey,
768
00:46:03,005 --> 00:46:04,840
I thought we doing
a meditation break,
769
00:46:04,873 --> 00:46:06,208
you know, a quick fiver.
770
00:46:07,042 --> 00:46:08,377
Come on, man.
771
00:46:08,410 --> 00:46:10,312
I'm getting tinkles
all over my robe.
772
00:46:10,346 --> 00:46:12,147
Small, this is madness. I mean,
773
00:46:12,181 --> 00:46:13,949
won't you allow yourself
anything?
774
00:46:15,184 --> 00:46:17,386
Come on.
I know we had our differences,
775
00:46:17,419 --> 00:46:19,154
but I'm worried about you.
776
00:46:24,594 --> 00:46:27,263
Actually, there's something
I've been meaning to ask you.
777
00:46:27,631 --> 00:46:30,032
If you knew something,
something shameful
778
00:46:30,065 --> 00:46:33,369
about one of the other friars,
would you go to father delay?
779
00:46:33,402 --> 00:46:36,372
I mean, it's not a huge sin,
but it would be looked down upon
780
00:46:36,405 --> 00:46:40,409
and tarnish the everlasting
glory that comes from our lord.
781
00:46:41,310 --> 00:46:43,078
I'm so mad. You know,
782
00:46:43,112 --> 00:46:45,482
if I hadn't snuck out of
mass five minutes early,
783
00:46:45,515 --> 00:46:47,149
I would have seen what I saw
784
00:46:47,182 --> 00:46:48,817
and my conscience
would be clean.
785
00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:58,894
But no such luck. You know?
786
00:46:58,927 --> 00:47:02,197
I was so hungry because I've
been fasting in the mornings.
787
00:47:02,231 --> 00:47:03,332
Know what I mean?
788
00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:06,135
Spiritual conflict.
789
00:47:06,835 --> 00:47:09,104
I don't want to
turn a brother in.
790
00:47:09,138 --> 00:47:12,207
But I don't want to face
judgment if it comes out
791
00:47:12,241 --> 00:47:14,476
that I knew of
a brother's falseness.
792
00:47:16,078 --> 00:47:17,480
What do you think I should do?
793
00:47:23,052 --> 00:47:24,953
Okay, I don't...
794
00:47:25,421 --> 00:47:27,289
I don't think I know
what that means.
795
00:47:28,157 --> 00:47:32,595
Oh, well, I'm definitely telling
father delay about that one.
796
00:47:34,229 --> 00:47:35,898
Okay, well,
797
00:47:35,931 --> 00:47:37,567
I can tell you're
proud of yourself.
798
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,401
I can see by the way
you're walking.
799
00:47:39,435 --> 00:47:41,036
Your sandals are squeaky.
800
00:47:41,904 --> 00:47:43,339
It's fucking weird.
801
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,543
Come on. Here we go.
802
00:47:46,576 --> 00:47:48,611
Come on, run, piggies!
803
00:48:15,003 --> 00:48:18,907
Oh, shit. Leave me, man.
Oh, you know what? I'm okay.
804
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,020
Dude!
805
00:48:33,222 --> 00:48:35,124
We're so fucked, man.
806
00:48:35,157 --> 00:48:38,628
Look, I want you to take this,
get back to Jess.
807
00:48:39,061 --> 00:48:41,363
- See your son born.
- No way, man.
808
00:48:41,397 --> 00:48:43,341
This money's not worth
the risk of running with it.
809
00:48:43,365 --> 00:48:46,368
You got more to live for than
I do, alright? Now get going.
810
00:48:46,402 --> 00:48:47,402
I'll cover you.
811
00:48:48,036 --> 00:48:50,540
I'm not that fast, man.
And you're not that good shot.
812
00:48:50,573 --> 00:48:52,174
We're both gonna end up
dead in the sand.
813
00:48:52,207 --> 00:48:54,376
This ain't time to argue
about the odds.
814
00:48:54,410 --> 00:48:56,278
It's either dead here
or dead out there, maybe.
815
00:48:56,311 --> 00:48:57,514
Which one do you want?
816
00:48:57,547 --> 00:48:59,415
No, man.
I can't leave you to this.
817
00:48:59,448 --> 00:49:01,551
Don't count me out just yet.
818
00:49:01,584 --> 00:49:03,720
All right. I gotcha.
Now keep going.
819
00:49:03,753 --> 00:49:06,021
- Okay, man.
- Here we go.
820
00:49:06,054 --> 00:49:07,624
- I'm doing it.
- Here we go.
821
00:49:07,657 --> 00:49:10,192
- Hey red, red, red.
- Yeah. What?
822
00:49:10,225 --> 00:49:13,028
You'll be one hell of a father.
I want you to know that.
823
00:49:13,496 --> 00:49:16,098
- Mad dogs for life.
- Mad dogs for life.
824
00:49:18,735 --> 00:49:20,570
All right. Okay, go!
825
00:49:20,603 --> 00:49:22,204
Fuck you, pigs!
826
00:49:22,237 --> 00:49:24,574
- You get it, man.
- Here we go. Wait, red.
827
00:49:24,607 --> 00:49:27,209
What you need,
a joke or something?
828
00:49:27,242 --> 00:49:31,113
Just tell Jess thanks
for me or whatever. All right.
829
00:49:31,146 --> 00:49:32,515
- Okay?
- Okay.
830
00:49:32,549 --> 00:49:33,650
You're just...
831
00:49:33,683 --> 00:49:34,517
- Thank you.
- Here we go.
832
00:49:34,551 --> 00:49:35,585
All right, man.
833
00:49:35,618 --> 00:49:36,729
You're not gonna get me, copper!
834
00:49:36,753 --> 00:49:38,320
Okay, but like, what kind of...
835
00:49:38,353 --> 00:49:39,698
What kind of things are we
talking about?
836
00:49:39,722 --> 00:49:41,691
- What?
- Like, thank you for being
837
00:49:41,724 --> 00:49:43,693
an amazing partner
to your best friend, thanks.
838
00:49:43,726 --> 00:49:45,728
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
That's fine.
839
00:49:45,762 --> 00:49:47,329
Sure, okay.
Or like, thanks for being
840
00:49:47,362 --> 00:49:49,264
the love of your life thanks?
841
00:49:49,298 --> 00:49:51,534
I only got six bullets
in this gun. Okay?
842
00:49:51,568 --> 00:49:53,445
- You're a perfect shot.
- They'll be on our tail.
843
00:49:53,469 --> 00:49:56,773
I'm a motherfucking roadrunner.
What kinds of thanks?
844
00:49:56,806 --> 00:49:58,373
Forget about it. All right?
845
00:49:58,407 --> 00:50:00,075
Thanks for that
extra special seasoning
846
00:50:00,108 --> 00:50:02,144
on your hungry man dinner plate?
847
00:50:02,177 --> 00:50:04,112
Oh, you better watch it, son.
848
00:50:04,146 --> 00:50:05,515
Thanks for sprinkling it
849
00:50:05,548 --> 00:50:07,349
so liberally on
your reheated meatloaf?
850
00:50:07,382 --> 00:50:08,661
Thanks for fucking
my brains out,
851
00:50:08,685 --> 00:50:10,052
is that what you wanna hear?
852
00:50:10,085 --> 00:50:11,396
- Is that my boy in there?
- Yeah.
853
00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:13,222
- I fucked him, too.
- What the fuck!
854
00:50:24,767 --> 00:50:26,603
Red. Buddy.
855
00:50:29,438 --> 00:50:30,540
Shit!
856
00:50:33,643 --> 00:50:35,545
Hey buddy, listen.
857
00:50:35,845 --> 00:50:38,380
I'm gonna get over to Jess,
I'll take care of her all right
858
00:50:38,413 --> 00:50:40,115
and that baby boy.
859
00:50:40,148 --> 00:50:42,050
It wasn't how it
was supposed to be.
860
00:51:22,592 --> 00:51:24,594
We're not walking
in circles, all right.
861
00:51:24,627 --> 00:51:26,729
We may be walking in
the opposite direction
862
00:51:26,763 --> 00:51:28,172
of the original direction
we were walking,
863
00:51:28,196 --> 00:51:29,499
but it's not a circle.
864
00:51:29,532 --> 00:51:31,534
So you're saying
we're lost, is all?
865
00:51:31,568 --> 00:51:34,571
No, we're not lost.
We're just wandering.
866
00:51:34,604 --> 00:51:36,739
We're going to go in
the wrong direction.
867
00:51:36,773 --> 00:51:39,408
Now we're heading
into probably the right.
868
00:51:40,677 --> 00:51:42,545
So we can talk about
the campfire last night?
869
00:51:42,579 --> 00:51:45,380
Your buddy eddy,
what's the deal with him?
870
00:51:45,414 --> 00:51:49,151
Eddy. Eddy's a wild guy, man.
871
00:51:50,419 --> 00:51:52,254
He's got a strange history.
872
00:51:52,287 --> 00:51:54,791
He actually is the vp of
a tech company in venice.
873
00:51:54,824 --> 00:51:58,360
One day he just traded it
all in and bought a Van.
874
00:51:58,393 --> 00:51:59,862
I don't think he's going back.
875
00:51:59,896 --> 00:52:01,731
Oh, that's heavy.
876
00:52:02,464 --> 00:52:05,167
But he seems nice, too,
maybe, I guess.
877
00:52:12,174 --> 00:52:14,276
Why'd you tell me
I could wear birkenstocks
878
00:52:14,309 --> 00:52:15,812
when we did this thing?
879
00:52:15,845 --> 00:52:18,380
Some hiking boots would
have been awesome, man.
880
00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:36,365
We definitely just came down
that downhill, so...
881
00:52:36,398 --> 00:52:40,302
Car must be this way.
Brent, let's do it. Brent?
882
00:52:40,335 --> 00:52:43,740
You just want to go up
that one again.
883
00:52:43,773 --> 00:52:46,341
Come on. The launch point is
right up here.
884
00:52:46,375 --> 00:52:47,744
It's a completely
different hill.
885
00:52:47,777 --> 00:52:49,211
Look at the terrain.
886
00:52:49,244 --> 00:52:51,179
I'm getting blisters, man.
Come on.
887
00:52:51,213 --> 00:52:54,182
It's not much further.
Just got to get over this hill.
888
00:53:00,690 --> 00:53:02,625
Is that a hawk?
889
00:53:02,659 --> 00:53:05,628
No dude, it's a fucking vulture.
890
00:53:05,662 --> 00:53:08,263
I don't think there
are vultures out here.
891
00:53:08,296 --> 00:53:10,800
I don't know what
Kilimanjaro is like, dude.
892
00:53:10,833 --> 00:53:12,978
I mean, I assume it's jungle,
maybe it's snow-capped peaks.
893
00:53:13,002 --> 00:53:14,871
You know what I mean?
894
00:53:14,904 --> 00:53:17,607
I just can't picture what Jess
would be wearing, it's like,
895
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,709
I was imagining her,
like, picturing her,
896
00:53:19,742 --> 00:53:21,744
and it was like we were
hiking, running, you know?
897
00:53:21,778 --> 00:53:24,413
And then it clicked
that obviously,
898
00:53:24,446 --> 00:53:26,482
she's probably got more gear
than that, I think,
899
00:53:26,516 --> 00:53:28,751
but I have no idea what.
900
00:53:28,785 --> 00:53:32,689
Carabiners, ski Poles,
901
00:53:32,722 --> 00:53:34,389
definitely a sun visor
of some sort.
902
00:53:34,423 --> 00:53:35,692
I mean, at that altitude,
903
00:53:35,725 --> 00:53:38,460
sun protection
is super important.
904
00:53:38,494 --> 00:53:40,863
I'm gonna fucking kill you, man.
905
00:53:40,897 --> 00:53:43,331
- What? Why?
- At that altitude sun protection
906
00:53:43,365 --> 00:53:44,734
- is super important.
- It is.
907
00:53:44,767 --> 00:53:46,769
How about the fucking
desert, Brent?
908
00:53:46,803 --> 00:53:48,538
Well, why don't we
take a deep breath.
909
00:53:53,843 --> 00:53:56,411
No, I don't want to calm down.
I don't want to breathe
910
00:53:56,445 --> 00:53:58,915
through it, all right?
I don't want to look closer.
911
00:53:58,948 --> 00:54:01,651
Because all I see is sand, man.
I mean, I'm trying,
912
00:54:01,684 --> 00:54:03,351
but then I zoom in. Oh, good.
913
00:54:03,385 --> 00:54:05,655
There's more sand it's really
fucking chalky.
914
00:54:05,688 --> 00:54:07,557
Wow, man. Whoo.
915
00:54:07,590 --> 00:54:09,257
- Yeah, you forgot dirty?
- What?
916
00:54:09,291 --> 00:54:11,694
The sand,
it's fucking dirty too.
917
00:54:11,728 --> 00:54:14,329
Inexplicably the sand itself
is fucking dirty.
918
00:54:14,362 --> 00:54:16,799
It's not nice clean sand.
It's gross.
919
00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:19,702
Okay? Probably from some
power plant, or maybe from
920
00:54:19,736 --> 00:54:22,672
our dirty ass car from
the dirty city we drove in from.
921
00:54:22,705 --> 00:54:25,440
Oh but please, let me use
the last little bit of water
922
00:54:25,474 --> 00:54:27,034
I have in my system to clean
it for you.
923
00:54:27,944 --> 00:54:29,011
What are you...
924
00:54:33,916 --> 00:54:36,953
There we go. Yeah. Oh, you
like that? Is that nice?
925
00:54:36,986 --> 00:54:38,488
Is that better sand for you?
926
00:54:38,521 --> 00:54:40,823
- What is this?
- Look, I'm not Jess,
927
00:54:40,857 --> 00:54:44,894
I didn't pack your snack, little
sliced oranges or whatever.
928
00:54:44,927 --> 00:54:46,696
Alright? I'm just
another person out here,
929
00:54:46,729 --> 00:54:49,532
but by all means,
if you need a sand polisher.
930
00:54:49,565 --> 00:54:50,600
Here we go.
931
00:54:50,633 --> 00:54:52,001
Oh yeah, that's much better.
932
00:54:52,034 --> 00:54:54,070
Nice chalky, wet,
covered in spit sand.
933
00:54:54,103 --> 00:54:56,706
- I mean, that's fucking gross.
- Oh, far be it from me,
934
00:54:56,739 --> 00:54:59,609
far be it for me to think
that I can make one little spot
935
00:54:59,642 --> 00:55:01,443
on this earth acceptable to you.
936
00:55:04,747 --> 00:55:07,950
I'm sorry that this weekend
didn't give you enough headspace
937
00:55:07,984 --> 00:55:10,385
that you were looking for.
This is what I had to offer.
938
00:55:10,418 --> 00:55:11,654
No, dude, it's not.
939
00:55:11,687 --> 00:55:13,823
- No?
- This is what you like, man.
940
00:55:13,856 --> 00:55:15,858
You like coming here
and getting high as balls
941
00:55:15,892 --> 00:55:19,028
and seeing shit and spinning
things and being Mr. Positive.
942
00:55:19,061 --> 00:55:21,697
- I'm Mr. Enlightened guru.
- So what, that's me.
943
00:55:21,731 --> 00:55:23,509
If you don't like it
why did you come out here?
944
00:55:23,533 --> 00:55:25,443
Every other word out of
your mouth is embrace this,
945
00:55:25,467 --> 00:55:27,435
embrace that,
surrender to the fear.
946
00:55:27,469 --> 00:55:29,047
That's really easy
for you to be saying, man,
947
00:55:29,071 --> 00:55:30,840
because you're not doing
any of it.
948
00:55:30,873 --> 00:55:32,942
You're not afraid of taking
drugs and getting high.
949
00:55:32,975 --> 00:55:35,645
You're afraid of being sober
and living your life.
950
00:55:35,678 --> 00:55:37,480
You've got
this infectious positivity,
951
00:55:37,513 --> 00:55:38,948
you got this unique worldview,
952
00:55:38,981 --> 00:55:40,883
you're an absolute
joy to be around.
953
00:55:40,917 --> 00:55:44,086
- You better watch it.
- Life fucking moves, man.
954
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:45,855
And I can't feel good anymore
955
00:55:45,888 --> 00:55:48,456
laughing along to
the same shit coming out of you
956
00:55:48,491 --> 00:55:51,961
out here when I feel like it
ought to be growing.
957
00:55:51,994 --> 00:55:54,096
Happening more than
one weekend a year
958
00:55:54,130 --> 00:55:56,666
for an audience of one friend.
959
00:55:56,699 --> 00:56:00,570
It's really fucking sad, man.
And I'm done.
960
00:56:01,671 --> 00:56:03,039
Good luck. Have fun.
961
00:56:03,072 --> 00:56:05,041
- You're done?
- Yeah.
962
00:56:05,074 --> 00:56:07,710
- You know what, fine.
- Have a good quest, dude.
963
00:56:08,678 --> 00:56:10,813
I don't need you anyways.
964
00:56:10,847 --> 00:56:12,915
Fuck your sand.
965
00:56:19,922 --> 00:56:22,058
Hey, man, have a good
enlightenment.
966
00:56:22,091 --> 00:56:23,826
I will.
967
00:57:37,900 --> 00:57:39,235
Hey. What's up?
968
00:57:39,268 --> 00:57:41,871
Open the door. Open the door.
969
00:57:41,904 --> 00:57:43,739
Dude, you're awake.
970
00:57:43,773 --> 00:57:46,575
Yes. What are you doing here?
And what are you wearing?
971
00:57:47,143 --> 00:57:49,145
It's night ride time, baby.
Come on.
972
00:57:49,178 --> 00:57:50,713
Let's go. Let's get out there.
973
00:57:50,746 --> 00:57:52,782
I'm not going for a
bike ride with you
974
00:57:52,815 --> 00:57:53,892
in the middle of the night.
975
00:57:53,916 --> 00:57:56,752
- That's insane.
- Why not?
976
00:57:56,786 --> 00:57:59,689
You're up.
Get dressed. Let's go.
977
00:57:59,722 --> 00:58:02,525
May I use your bathroom?
I downed a lot of kombucha
978
00:58:02,558 --> 00:58:04,593
and I gotta go pee-pee.
Thank you.
979
00:58:13,736 --> 00:58:15,571
There he is.
980
00:58:15,604 --> 00:58:18,174
Sorry, I didn't. I didn't
have my tour de France outfit,
981
00:58:18,207 --> 00:58:20,776
but this is the best I could do.
982
00:58:20,810 --> 00:58:23,179
You look great. You look
like you're ready to go.
983
00:58:23,212 --> 00:58:26,082
I haven't ridden a bike
in like two or three years.
984
00:58:26,115 --> 00:58:29,885
What are we doing? We're going
maybe three blocks, turn around?
985
00:58:29,919 --> 00:58:31,620
Just like 13 miles.
986
00:58:31,654 --> 00:58:34,023
Thirteen miles, okay.
987
00:58:34,056 --> 00:58:36,258
You're not serious
about 13 miles.
988
00:58:36,292 --> 00:58:37,703
- What's that?
- We're not really doing
989
00:58:37,727 --> 00:58:39,228
13 miles though, right?
990
00:58:39,261 --> 00:58:42,531
Just come along.
See how it goes for you.
991
01:00:28,204 --> 01:00:30,172
Dude, slow down.
992
01:00:56,232 --> 01:00:58,767
There he is.
993
01:00:58,801 --> 01:01:01,070
Dude, you did it.
How do you feel, man?
994
01:01:02,404 --> 01:01:04,273
I'm gonna be honest with you.
995
01:01:04,306 --> 01:01:06,675
I'm pretty sure I'm
gonna pee blood tomorrow.
996
01:01:07,409 --> 01:01:10,880
You might, but dude, you just
accomplished something.
997
01:01:10,913 --> 01:01:13,282
You did something while
the rest of the city just
998
01:01:13,315 --> 01:01:15,017
wasted their life sleeping.
999
01:01:15,552 --> 01:01:17,286
Is that what this is about?
1000
01:01:17,319 --> 01:01:19,955
You do this so you can feel
superior to everybody?
1001
01:01:27,863 --> 01:01:29,031
Yeah, I think so.
1002
01:01:30,766 --> 01:01:32,334
Come on.
The next part's downhill.
1003
01:02:04,166 --> 01:02:07,069
I've never told you about
the Santa Monica massacre.
1004
01:02:07,870 --> 01:02:09,738
No, dude.
1005
01:02:09,772 --> 01:02:12,308
Come on, dude. It was it was
right after we moved out here
1006
01:02:12,341 --> 01:02:14,810
and I was eating at ultra Roscoe
1007
01:02:14,843 --> 01:02:18,247
and I got the three enchilada
cheese plate
1008
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,815
that I always do, rice, beans.
1009
01:02:19,848 --> 01:02:21,183
I don't know why...
1010
01:02:21,217 --> 01:02:22,418
I don't know why either, man,
1011
01:02:22,451 --> 01:02:24,386
it's always the same end game.
1012
01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:27,122
I looked down and I pull my
sweatpants up,
1013
01:02:27,156 --> 01:02:30,192
and I have shit covering
1014
01:02:30,226 --> 01:02:33,395
the back of my gray
Colorado state sweat pants.
1015
01:02:34,396 --> 01:02:37,066
I mean, it's everywhere.
1016
01:02:37,099 --> 01:02:39,235
I see my escape route.
I take it.
1017
01:02:39,268 --> 01:02:41,036
- Yeah.
- And then only what
1018
01:02:41,070 --> 01:02:43,105
I can describe as an act of god.
1019
01:02:43,138 --> 01:02:44,940
When I turn the corner,
1020
01:02:45,609 --> 01:02:49,845
who is there standing eye
to eye blocking my path
1021
01:02:50,212 --> 01:02:51,481
but Jessica biel?
1022
01:02:51,514 --> 01:02:52,948
- I mean, I just sprinted.
- Oh, no.
1023
01:02:52,982 --> 01:02:54,484
I just took off.
1024
01:02:54,517 --> 01:02:56,294
- I didn't look back.
- Did you guys make eye contact?
1025
01:02:56,318 --> 01:02:59,522
Oh, yeah, she looked straight,
straight into my soul.
1026
01:03:00,155 --> 01:03:02,157
And said there's something
wrong with this one.
1027
01:03:02,191 --> 01:03:04,035
Nothing could be more perfect.
I've had a crush on her
1028
01:03:04,059 --> 01:03:06,395
- since like sixth grade.
- Dude, that's 7th heaven,
1029
01:03:06,428 --> 01:03:08,998
you were always, like,
keeping me up to date.
1030
01:03:09,031 --> 01:03:12,468
I can't go to that store
and I can't meet Jessica biel.
1031
01:03:12,502 --> 01:03:14,403
Dude, you can't ever
meet her again.
1032
01:03:14,436 --> 01:03:16,005
No, no, no.
1033
01:03:16,038 --> 01:03:17,550
- What if you did?
- You look familiar...
1034
01:03:17,574 --> 01:03:19,208
What are those
nervous eyes from?
1035
01:03:19,241 --> 01:03:21,977
- Who was it?
- You.
1036
01:03:22,011 --> 01:03:24,581
I'd say, definitely one of
the worst days of my life.
1037
01:03:24,614 --> 01:03:26,516
- I'm so sorry, man.
- Yeah.
1038
01:03:26,549 --> 01:03:30,386
I did not see that happening.
1039
01:03:30,419 --> 01:03:32,921
I can't believe you've
never told me this.
1040
01:03:32,955 --> 01:03:35,090
But then again,
I completely understand.
1041
01:03:36,925 --> 01:03:38,827
I'm glad I told you now.
1042
01:03:39,496 --> 01:03:42,064
We're just gonna go up here.
I gotta show you something.
1043
01:03:42,097 --> 01:03:43,198
You're gonna dig it.
1044
01:03:53,942 --> 01:03:55,878
It's just up the ways
a little bit.
1045
01:03:55,911 --> 01:03:57,547
Couple more hills, no big deal.
1046
01:04:16,432 --> 01:04:17,866
This is Ringo starr's house.
1047
01:04:20,202 --> 01:04:21,638
This is Ringo starr's house?
1048
01:04:21,671 --> 01:04:23,540
Yeah, dude.
1049
01:04:23,573 --> 01:04:26,375
One of the Beatles. One of the
motherfucking Beatles lives
1050
01:04:26,408 --> 01:04:30,212
right there and it's probably
100 feet that way to his bed,
1051
01:04:30,245 --> 01:04:33,182
stretched out after a long day,
spread peace and love, baby.
1052
01:04:34,283 --> 01:04:36,151
I don't know, man. He's probably
1053
01:04:36,185 --> 01:04:37,953
got a couple
of different houses.
1054
01:04:37,986 --> 01:04:39,888
Dude. I'm telling you
he's in there.
1055
01:04:40,989 --> 01:04:42,391
Don't fight me on this.
1056
01:04:42,424 --> 01:04:44,259
He's in there.
1057
01:04:44,293 --> 01:04:46,061
I bet you he's in there.
1058
01:04:47,597 --> 01:04:50,366
What if he is just in
his kitchen making a sandwich?
1059
01:04:51,701 --> 01:04:53,469
Ringo hungry.
1060
01:04:53,503 --> 01:04:57,005
Help. I've got the munchies.
1061
01:04:57,039 --> 01:04:58,474
Where's the Turkey bowl?
1062
01:04:58,508 --> 01:05:00,209
Turkey on sourdough.
1063
01:05:00,242 --> 01:05:02,945
- Oh, spicy brown mustard.
- Spicy brown mustard.
1064
01:05:02,978 --> 01:05:08,050
Maybe some crisp lettuce,
couple of tomato slices.
1065
01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:10,352
Maybe two kinds of cheese.
1066
01:05:10,386 --> 01:05:12,121
He loves his cheese.
Ringo loves his cheese.
1067
01:05:12,154 --> 01:05:14,022
Ringo loves his cheese.
1068
01:05:14,056 --> 01:05:16,034
And he's sitting down at his
island at 4:30 in the morning
1069
01:05:16,058 --> 01:05:18,628
taking a bite of his sandwich
like a motherfucking champ.
1070
01:05:35,010 --> 01:05:37,045
That sounds like
a pretty good sandwich.
1071
01:05:39,549 --> 01:05:41,518
All right, let's do it.
1072
01:05:45,421 --> 01:05:46,955
I'm almost ready.
1073
01:05:46,989 --> 01:05:48,591
I'm ready when you are.
1074
01:06:35,805 --> 01:06:38,207
True treasure of
the night ride, man.
1075
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:41,644
A little sunrise action
for those up to take it in.
1076
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:48,551
I don't know if I've ever seen
a sunrise in Los Angeles.
1077
01:06:48,585 --> 01:06:50,687
Intentionally. I don't
know if I've ever
1078
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:53,355
gotten up intentionally
to see it.
1079
01:06:54,724 --> 01:06:56,626
I've been here
for, like, 10 years.
1080
01:06:56,659 --> 01:06:57,694
It's good, right?
1081
01:06:59,261 --> 01:07:01,296
You can do that every day
if you want.
1082
01:07:07,135 --> 01:07:08,638
Thank you, man.
1083
01:07:10,540 --> 01:07:15,545
I did not want
to be solo tonight.
1084
01:07:23,486 --> 01:07:25,655
Today would have been
tip harrington's senior's
1085
01:07:25,688 --> 01:07:27,389
67th birthday.
1086
01:07:28,491 --> 01:07:31,393
Happy birthday, dad.
1087
01:07:31,426 --> 01:07:33,328
We used to ride up here all
the time together,
1088
01:07:33,362 --> 01:07:34,463
look out over the city.
1089
01:07:34,497 --> 01:07:36,766
Just like we are now. You know?
1090
01:07:36,799 --> 01:07:38,801
I did it by myself
for the last two years. But...
1091
01:07:41,671 --> 01:07:44,106
Tonight I just did not want
to do it solo.
1092
01:07:45,008 --> 01:07:48,143
When dad got really sick, man,
we tried everything.
1093
01:07:48,176 --> 01:07:50,412
Flew around the country try to
1094
01:07:50,445 --> 01:07:54,484
talk to specialists, doctors,
and all that jazz.
1095
01:07:56,786 --> 01:07:59,288
Then I heard about this
native American shaman
1096
01:07:59,321 --> 01:08:02,759
out on the navajo reservation
who had a cleansing ritual.
1097
01:08:04,894 --> 01:08:08,598
It sounds so stupid, but I was
like so sure it would work.
1098
01:08:12,267 --> 01:08:15,170
That it could be a hinge.
1099
01:08:15,203 --> 01:08:17,105
Like he'd still have to go do
1100
01:08:17,139 --> 01:08:20,142
chemo at cedars and everything,
but this would create
1101
01:08:20,175 --> 01:08:23,445
an openness for healing,
if he was willing to do it.
1102
01:08:24,514 --> 01:08:26,783
So we're sitting there
1103
01:08:26,816 --> 01:08:30,218
in this tent for five hours,
1104
01:08:30,252 --> 01:08:33,690
sweat, heat, steam, sage.
1105
01:08:35,390 --> 01:08:38,393
You know, just trying to feel it
in your lungs.
1106
01:08:39,294 --> 01:08:42,331
And at one point, the flap
opens and I can see in there
1107
01:08:42,364 --> 01:08:44,266
for the first time in hours.
1108
01:08:44,299 --> 01:08:48,871
And I realize, I'm sitting up
real high where the steam is.
1109
01:08:48,905 --> 01:08:52,207
All the Indian dudes are like
crouched down low where it's
1110
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:55,177
like just a little bit cooler,
and they're just relaxed,
1111
01:08:55,210 --> 01:08:57,580
and they're not fighting it.
1112
01:08:57,947 --> 01:09:02,885
I look at dad and he's up
where I am too, you know,
1113
01:09:03,853 --> 01:09:05,220
eyes closed,
1114
01:09:07,790 --> 01:09:09,324
trying really hard
1115
01:09:12,461 --> 01:09:13,796
not to die.
1116
01:09:15,397 --> 01:09:16,599
Not succeeding.
1117
01:09:19,636 --> 01:09:23,205
I don't know. But in that
moment, I saw it wasn't working.
1118
01:09:23,806 --> 01:09:27,577
And then all the medical jargon,
all the classifications,
1119
01:09:27,610 --> 01:09:30,278
all that stuff, it was just
like this guy's incanting,
1120
01:09:30,312 --> 01:09:31,648
it was just gobbledygook.
1121
01:09:32,949 --> 01:09:34,316
And it was hurting him.
1122
01:09:34,884 --> 01:09:36,819
I saw it in his eyes.
1123
01:09:36,853 --> 01:09:41,758
They opened before the flap
closed and I was like, oh,
1124
01:09:41,791 --> 01:09:45,260
you said yes to this, because
you thought it would help me.
1125
01:09:47,262 --> 01:09:49,340
I got him out there and I
must have seemed all pissy,
1126
01:09:49,364 --> 01:09:51,601
because the elder guy,
he, like, grabbed my arm
1127
01:09:51,634 --> 01:09:54,604
and stopped his chant
and muttered something to me.
1128
01:09:54,637 --> 01:09:58,340
I just stormed out and
got dad to the car,
1129
01:09:58,373 --> 01:09:59,976
and his nephew,
1130
01:10:00,009 --> 01:10:01,276
he followed us out there, man,
1131
01:10:01,309 --> 01:10:03,813
and he just kind of watched
1132
01:10:03,846 --> 01:10:06,582
as I tried to get dad
comfortable in the car.
1133
01:10:07,249 --> 01:10:10,385
I don't know why, but I, like,
right before we left,
1134
01:10:10,419 --> 01:10:11,788
I stormed over and I was like,
1135
01:10:11,821 --> 01:10:13,523
"hey, what did he
say to me back there?"
1136
01:10:13,556 --> 01:10:15,925
You know? "What was that about?"
1137
01:10:15,958 --> 01:10:18,393
And he just said,
1138
01:10:18,427 --> 01:10:21,463
"a great wind flies
across the sky."
1139
01:10:27,904 --> 01:10:31,641
That was the final advice.
The great words of wisdom.
1140
01:10:31,674 --> 01:10:34,944
"A great wind
flies across the sky."
1141
01:10:37,947 --> 01:10:41,017
Dad went to hospice
two weeks later.
1142
01:10:41,050 --> 01:10:42,919
Died pretty quick after that.
1143
01:10:47,289 --> 01:10:48,691
I've never told anyone that.
1144
01:11:01,671 --> 01:11:03,906
Hey, would you stand up?
1145
01:11:04,874 --> 01:11:06,241
Please?
1146
01:11:17,553 --> 01:11:21,023
A great wind
1147
01:11:21,057 --> 01:11:23,960
flies across the sky!
1148
01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:33,536
A great wind
flies across the sky!
1149
01:13:37,860 --> 01:13:39,862
"Let's just
come out to the desert.
1150
01:13:39,896 --> 01:13:41,429
"Yeah, let's just go
out to the desert
1151
01:13:41,463 --> 01:13:43,065
and have a really good time."
1152
01:13:43,099 --> 01:13:45,501
"Oh, it'll clear your head."
1153
01:13:45,534 --> 01:13:47,103
Oh, yeah.
1154
01:13:49,505 --> 01:13:51,807
Just stupid.
1155
01:13:54,143 --> 01:13:56,545
That's a fucking joke.
1156
01:13:58,814 --> 01:14:01,851
Where were all of you yesterday?
1157
01:14:42,591 --> 01:14:44,459
I can't get one tire, huh?
1158
01:14:55,137 --> 01:14:56,137
C'mon.
1159
01:15:28,237 --> 01:15:29,505
"The end is now."
1160
01:15:34,076 --> 01:15:35,076
Okay.
1161
01:15:44,286 --> 01:15:46,222
"The search for self
starts with self."
1162
01:15:48,324 --> 01:15:50,059
Who would've done this?
1163
01:16:02,038 --> 01:16:04,006
"Call Randy's mom."
1164
01:16:11,781 --> 01:16:13,015
Well, well, well.
1165
01:16:14,316 --> 01:16:15,918
Looks like you finally made it.
1166
01:16:17,219 --> 01:16:18,888
Did you find
what you were looking for?
1167
01:16:18,921 --> 01:16:20,923
You crafty motherfucker.
1168
01:16:22,091 --> 01:16:23,626
The writing on the tires is
1169
01:16:23,659 --> 01:16:25,070
the same as the graffiti
at the rest stop.
1170
01:16:25,094 --> 01:16:26,671
I told you,
I come out here all the time.
1171
01:16:26,695 --> 01:16:28,330
- You set this whole thing up?
- Oh yeah.
1172
01:16:28,931 --> 01:16:31,200
You knew I was miserable,
stuck inside myself.
1173
01:16:31,233 --> 01:16:32,601
That's not hard to identify.
1174
01:16:32,635 --> 01:16:33,912
You knew I had to get out
of the city.
1175
01:16:33,936 --> 01:16:35,237
A couple of desert boys.
1176
01:16:35,271 --> 01:16:36,872
I had to get out of my head.
1177
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,375
That's where
the mushrooms come in.
1178
01:16:39,408 --> 01:16:41,153
So you made sure there's no
spare on the Jeep,
1179
01:16:41,177 --> 01:16:42,745
but when did you
deflate the tire?
1180
01:16:42,778 --> 01:16:44,180
Wait, did I deflate the tire?
1181
01:16:44,213 --> 01:16:45,614
Oh, but you had ample time.
1182
01:16:45,648 --> 01:16:46,758
I mean, you could have done it
1183
01:16:46,782 --> 01:16:47,993
when I was going
to the bathroom,
1184
01:16:48,017 --> 01:16:49,061
when I was taking
one of my naps.
1185
01:16:49,085 --> 01:16:50,719
You do go to the bathroom a lot.
1186
01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:53,055
Man, I was having
some weird dreams too.
1187
01:16:53,089 --> 01:16:55,057
Even before we took the drug.
1188
01:16:55,091 --> 01:16:57,293
The drugs weren't real.
1189
01:16:57,326 --> 01:17:00,329
- The drugs were very real.
- The drugs were very real.
1190
01:17:00,362 --> 01:17:04,233
Okay. You highlight
my inability to take control,
1191
01:17:04,266 --> 01:17:07,203
plunging me
into a phantasmagoria
1192
01:17:07,236 --> 01:17:09,238
with kooky characters
and hallucinogens.
1193
01:17:10,139 --> 01:17:13,709
All the while stoking
my sense of fear and isolation.
1194
01:17:13,742 --> 01:17:15,344
Okay, so that
I definitely did do.
1195
01:17:15,377 --> 01:17:17,780
- Now we're back on track.
- Only to bring me here.
1196
01:17:18,447 --> 01:17:19,682
To this...
1197
01:17:22,151 --> 01:17:24,820
altar to shared failure?
1198
01:17:25,555 --> 01:17:29,058
And in doing so, bring me
to the realization that...
1199
01:17:29,091 --> 01:17:31,193
Many before me
have walked the path.
1200
01:17:31,227 --> 01:17:32,895
You've walked the path.
1201
01:17:34,797 --> 01:17:37,032
And without lessening my pain,
1202
01:17:37,066 --> 01:17:39,869
you've lessened my isolation
and judgment about it.
1203
01:17:40,836 --> 01:17:41,836
Very good.
1204
01:17:42,838 --> 01:17:44,240
Thank you, man.
1205
01:17:44,273 --> 01:17:46,008
You're welcome.
1206
01:17:46,041 --> 01:17:48,010
Glad you could finally come
1207
01:17:48,043 --> 01:17:50,179
to all those realizations
on your own.
1208
01:17:50,212 --> 01:17:52,281
So is Jess a part
of this, or is she...
1209
01:17:52,314 --> 01:17:53,782
Oh, no. She's gone for sure.
1210
01:17:53,816 --> 01:17:54,893
She's definitely
on that mountain.
1211
01:17:54,917 --> 01:17:57,887
But in addition to
1212
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:00,256
all of those tasty realizations
with the graffiti
1213
01:18:00,289 --> 01:18:02,791
and, you know, all this
other stuff you said...
1214
01:18:03,926 --> 01:18:04,927
I hid this tasty joint.
1215
01:18:06,962 --> 01:18:10,933
Which I doth presenteth to thou,
1216
01:18:10,966 --> 01:18:15,137
in celebration that the questeth
doth cometh to a closeth.
1217
01:18:15,171 --> 01:18:16,915
- Just light the joint.
- I'm just gonna light it.
1218
01:18:16,939 --> 01:18:20,309
I wasn't gonna try to do
like a quest eulogy type deal.
1219
01:18:20,342 --> 01:18:22,278
It was cool, but you don't
know anything about
1220
01:18:22,311 --> 01:18:24,413
- that world, you know?
- No, I don't think so.
1221
01:18:25,314 --> 01:18:28,150
That's how you finish
the quest right there.
1222
01:18:29,084 --> 01:18:30,686
It's actually called quest.
1223
01:18:33,889 --> 01:18:35,791
There was really no point.
1224
01:18:35,824 --> 01:18:37,393
You didn't have an inkling.
1225
01:18:37,793 --> 01:18:39,395
I might've been up to something?
1226
01:18:39,428 --> 01:18:41,463
And I was so scared
when the tire popped.
1227
01:18:42,164 --> 01:18:44,333
I thought we were just
going around the desert.
1228
01:18:44,366 --> 01:18:47,436
What was eddy giving us?
Was that Molly?
1229
01:18:47,469 --> 01:18:51,207
No, he's been doing for so long,
1230
01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:53,442
he kinda has his own, actually.
1231
01:18:53,475 --> 01:18:55,110
It was a good time, man.
1232
01:18:56,845 --> 01:18:59,381
- Yeah. Glad we did this.
- Yeah.
1233
01:18:59,683 --> 01:19:01,484
I had a lot of fun
planning it, you know?
1234
01:19:01,518 --> 01:19:02,818
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1235
01:19:02,851 --> 01:19:05,254
You're quite the Houdini.
1236
01:19:05,287 --> 01:19:06,956
Oh, it wasn't that hard
1237
01:19:06,989 --> 01:19:08,333
because you were pretty
oblivious to most things.
1238
01:19:08,357 --> 01:19:10,192
Oh, wow.
1239
01:19:10,226 --> 01:19:12,386
Oh, man. Well, I'm gonna miss
this, I'll tell you what.
1240
01:19:26,976 --> 01:19:28,477
Help me get a couple more, yeah?
1241
01:19:37,820 --> 01:19:39,154
I think it's perfect.
1242
01:19:48,531 --> 01:19:49,531
Let's head back.
1243
01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:53,269
You know, you do
what you can, I mean,
1244
01:19:53,302 --> 01:19:55,572
I wanted to go
all the way out there.
1245
01:19:55,605 --> 01:19:57,239
And you just gotta accept.
1246
01:20:00,009 --> 01:20:01,343
This is the quest.
1247
01:20:16,992 --> 01:20:20,262
Dude, I feel good.
1248
01:20:20,296 --> 01:20:23,265
I feel like a big baby bear
just came out of hibernation.
1249
01:20:23,299 --> 01:20:26,168
Oh yeah. Big old black
bear coming out for the winter.
1250
01:20:26,201 --> 01:20:27,936
Just rolling out of my den.
1251
01:20:29,438 --> 01:20:32,207
Oh my god. What was in that
old joint you rolled?
1252
01:20:32,241 --> 01:20:37,112
Like a sativa,
a little cbd, hybrid strain.
1253
01:20:37,146 --> 01:20:38,947
Like the labradoodle of joints.
1254
01:20:38,981 --> 01:20:42,284
Exactly. Like, classy.
You can get it in
1255
01:20:42,318 --> 01:20:44,621
mini and regular standard size.
1256
01:20:44,654 --> 01:20:47,156
Oh I love this fucking
desert sun too.
1257
01:20:47,189 --> 01:20:48,957
Doesn't it feel good?
1258
01:20:48,991 --> 01:20:51,927
Where's the Jeep? What happened
to the flat tire, Brent?
1259
01:20:54,631 --> 01:20:55,631
What flat tire?
1260
01:20:56,365 --> 01:20:58,967
"What flat tire." Come on. You
got one more curveball for me.
1261
01:20:59,001 --> 01:21:01,970
What, eddy switched the cars.
Eddy?
1262
01:21:03,172 --> 01:21:04,641
Bring her out,
bring the Jeep around.
1263
01:21:04,674 --> 01:21:06,308
Call Randy's mom.
1264
01:21:07,109 --> 01:21:10,012
No, nope. Don't do that.
1265
01:21:10,045 --> 01:21:12,114
I told you I'm
burning clean energy.
1266
01:21:12,147 --> 01:21:14,517
Okay, I'm feeling assembled,
don't break it all apart.
1267
01:21:15,585 --> 01:21:17,219
Are you...
1268
01:21:17,252 --> 01:21:18,987
What did you put in that joint?
Peyote? Huh?
1269
01:21:19,021 --> 01:21:20,389
Is that what we're doing?
1270
01:21:20,422 --> 01:21:22,191
- Call Randy's mom.
- Let's break it apart.
1271
01:21:22,224 --> 01:21:23,602
Let's break the whole
fucking thing apart.
1272
01:21:23,626 --> 01:21:25,260
Yeah, let's get weird.
1273
01:21:25,294 --> 01:21:27,129
The quest is over.
You need to realize this.
1274
01:21:27,162 --> 01:21:29,365
The quest is over. I'll come
back out another weekend.
1275
01:21:33,235 --> 01:21:34,403
Call Randy's mom.
1276
01:21:40,677 --> 01:21:42,010
I'm done, quest is over.
1277
01:21:42,411 --> 01:21:44,481
Call Randy's mom?
You call Randy's mom.
1278
01:21:44,514 --> 01:21:47,116
This is so simple.
1279
01:21:47,950 --> 01:21:49,519
Me. Now. You.
1280
01:21:49,552 --> 01:21:51,186
It's hidden in plain sight.
1281
01:21:51,220 --> 01:21:53,188
Friar tall, get over yourself.
1282
01:22:08,404 --> 01:22:11,407
I can't say I remember
the age it was
1283
01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:14,476
when the
supposed-to-bes of the world
1284
01:22:14,511 --> 01:22:19,348
first fell before my eyes like a
tattered piece of oz's curtain.
1285
01:22:21,116 --> 01:22:25,254
But I remember that
when it did all melt away,
1286
01:22:25,287 --> 01:22:29,291
what held me together
was the old songs.
1287
01:22:29,324 --> 01:22:32,394
And this by far is
the oldest one I know.