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Hello?

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Good morning, Sir.
I’m Neha Level from Internetex.

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Our database suggests
that you're one of our prime customers

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and that our company, Internetex,

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provides you with the internet
you so love to enjoy.

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Yes, I know.

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I'm really grateful,
but I'm actually fighting at the moment

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and I can't really talk.

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What do you mean "fighting"?
Where are you?

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Home, but I'm telling you,
I can't, cause I'm gonna die.

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Die? Should I call the police?

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What police?
Look lady, I'm playing a computer game!

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I get it. You gave me quite a fright.

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In that case, I would like to offer you
a new Internet package

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with mobile Internet.

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What?

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Mobile Internet. Would you like to have
the Internet on your cell phone?

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No!

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How come, no?
I see that you use the Internet a lot.

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Wouldn't you like to be able
to use the Internet wherever you are?

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-Wherever?
-Yes!

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Wherever you go,
your Internet goes with you.

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It's tempting…

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But I really can't now,
cause I'm fighting!

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But it's just a moment!

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No, I'm telling you, I'm fighting!

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Besides, I don't go out recently.

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-I don't want to go anywhere. So, no.
-Please stop joking.

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-I'm telling you no!
-But sir!

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No!

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Hello?

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Oh, hi.

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No,

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you know,

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but I've been very busy lately and…

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No,

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I just couldn't see you, you know, yeah?

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But today I can't either.

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It’s really hard for me.

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I don’t want to go out, you know.

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I've got lots of things…

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What are you saying?
What do you mean, "be friends"?

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No point in feeling blue…

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You can always buy it too, boy.

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But, by friends you mean like…

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no penetration?

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Hello?

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USER: NORBERT

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PASSWORD

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INVALID PASSWORD
TRY AGAIN

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INVALID PASSWORD

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INVALID PASSWORD

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ATTEMPTS LEFT: 1

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GRANDMA

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Not now, goddamned!

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I told you not to call me!
Don't disturb me!

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Hello?

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Hello sweety! How are you today?

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Okay.

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I've fixed something delicous for lunch.
Aren't you glad?

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No.

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MAYBE I SHOULD'VE MADE PORK CHOPS

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I'm not, ‘cause I've eaten already.

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But sweetie, it'll go through you
before you even get here.

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But…

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No…

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No, I'm telling you.

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Generally speaking,
Grandma, I’m not hungry.

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I can’t talk right now. I’m really busy.

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I'll eat alone then.

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DON'T NEED A BRAIN CAUSE I’M LUCKY.

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HE BOUGHT ME A CELL PHONE.
HE MUST BE IN LOVE.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Marian, it's Norbert.

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Norbert, brother, how are ya?

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I've got a critical order,
so listen carefully.

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My keyboard and two mice are dead.

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Mice, you're saying.

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A mouse is a key to all activities,
computer ones especially.

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I very urgently need: two batteries,

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size AAA and three batteries, size AA.

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AA are not batteries, they don't energise.

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But in these special circumstances,
they're a praiseworthy exception. Hit me!

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You get it?

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Three double A, and two triple A.

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No problem, you got it!

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Oh, and paper to wipe my ass.

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Of course, the toilet paper
will also be delivered right away

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for your alienated buttocks.

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See ya!

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Gentlemen!

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We've been preparing
very meticulously for this day.

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We've been watching
this woman for many days.

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Don't let yourself be deceived
by her innocent appearance.

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She is raping the social order.

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What we are doing,

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is very important.

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Without us the Internet
would cease to exist!

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Necky!

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Yeah?

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Stop stuffing your face
and answer the damn question!

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But what is the question?

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Necky, you do not answer
a question with a question!

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It's very rude!

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Kwiatkowski,

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you will answer the question.
I can always count on you.

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Our job is important,
'cause if it wasn't for us,

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people wouldn't pay for the Internet.

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Exactly! Good! Precisely that!

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Remarkably good! Excellent!

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Kwiatkowski, how do you know that?

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It's always the same question.

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Do you get it, Necky?

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Aye!

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Great. Remember,
people don't pay for the Internet,

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because they're just and honest.

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They're afraid of us. That is the reason.

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And who exactly are we, Necky?

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Debt collectors?

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Necky, don’t be so vulgar.

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How many times have I told you
not to insult our honorable profession?

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Kwiatkowski,

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you tell us who we are
and what the people are afraid of.

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We are the…

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Consequence!

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For generations people have been trying
not to pay for the Internet.

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But now they know
that they are gonna meet…

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Power!

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Determination!

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Consequence!

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Pay you not your internet bill,
even knickers lose you will.

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CONSEQUENCE

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Ok, gentlemen.

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Enough of the small talk.

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Kwiatkowski, give me something for spasms.

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-Necky!
-Aye?

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Call the embezzler.

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Tasty, huh?

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What have we got here.

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No, it's impossible.

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Look, honey, what did they… just, no.

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Look, Tom, what the…

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Hello? Who is this?

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Good morning!

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This is agent Woody
from the debt collectors "Consequence".

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I'm working on behalf of "Internetex".

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What consequence?

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Our client, "Internetex",

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the company
that provides you with the Internet,

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has notified us
that your payment is overdue.

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You're past due, madam.

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No, that's absolutely wrong.

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A mistake. Yes, ok, fine, but…

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It's a total mistake, believe me,

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because, indeed,
I was late with the last payment,

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but it was accidental. Accidental!

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It's all fixed now…

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and I mean,

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actually…

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Kwiatkowski,

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turn on the laser!

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Something is not right.
Not entirely, I'm afraid.

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Tommy where are you?

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Don't change the subject!
We have you in our crosshairs!

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What crosshairs?

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Don't you see?

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What do you mean?

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What are you talking about?

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What crosshairs?

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Kwiatkowski!

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You have to point it
at something that she can see.

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-Don't disturb me, Necky!
-Yes sir!

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You're crazy, right?

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Are you crazy?

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Tommy!

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Please! You will shoot my cat!

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Please, don't shoot, I beg you!

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Please, don't shoot!

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Hello, sir! I paid! I did!

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I swear! Please sir!
I swear on me mother that I paid!

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I swear on me cat
whom I love most in the world!

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-I paid that bill!
-Sure! You think you can fool me?

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You're not the first to think so!

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My assistant, Necky, always checks
the assignment before we proceed.

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Right, Necky?

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Almost always. I'll check it now.

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Necky!

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Where are you?

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Did you check the assignment or not?

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I did check it.

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When?

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A moment ago.

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And? Is it valid?

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I'm afraid not, chief.

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You're a madman, do you hear me?

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You're mad!

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You're gonna stress my cat,
do you understand?

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You're gonna stress me!

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Excuse me, ma'am.

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On behalf of both,
“Internetex” and “Consequence”,

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we would like to
thank you very much for your payment.

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Wasn't I right?

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It's outrageous.

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You can't treat people like that,
you understand me?

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You can't do that to cats either.

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You can't do things like that
to people or to animals!

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Is this what I'm paying taxes for?

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I will call the President!

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What a scandal.

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Thank you for your time.

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Tommy, where are you hiding?

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Tommy! Are you alive?

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Kwiatkowski…

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give me a Valium. Make it a double.

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Necky!

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It's the first time
you've done a really great job.

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Thanks to you

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that embezzler will finally
start paying her bills on time!

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Mine. You’re mine now!

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And what? What are you going to do now?

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You little pigs.

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No.

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No.

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No!

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No!

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No!

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No!

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No!

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Good morning, this is Norbert speaking.

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I would like to order a pizza.

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A big one.

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And lots of cheese.

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No, no delivery.

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My taxi driver will pick it up.

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I don't know what he looks like.

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He leaves all my stuff on my doorstep.

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Kinda normal, I guess.

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The Nakanaka Knights.

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Episode 3448.

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I have never encountered
such a strong rival yet.

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Never has Glarton met
such a strong rival as Mementus.

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But wait a second! It's unbelievable!

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I can't believe it!

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Glarton is losing skin!

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Oh, dear! I'm losing my skin!

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Something strange is happening to him!

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Something is happening to me!

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Glarton is transforming into Nigiri!

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You see, Marian,

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there’s a recession, yeah?

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Right. It's the perpetual
crisis of not payin' your bill.

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Right, but look.
It hits us where it hurts.

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We have fewer and fewer jobs

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and more people
pay their bills on time, you see?

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You're right, but if more people
pay their bills on time,

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it means there's no crisis.

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Necky!

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The moment you can’t afford your donuts,

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you will know if there’s a crisis or not.

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Kwiatkowski, tell him.

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You see, it goes like this.
If people pay for the internet regularly,

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then we will no longer be needed,
and Internetex will fire us.

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You're right, I'm sorry.

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Take it easy, gentlemen.

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Go for a drink or something.

269
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,900
You will see that time is
an absolutely relative term.

270
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:47,180
Listen, it's not about time.

271
00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:50,700
We are the people,
you know, with a certain vocation,

272
00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:53,620
we have passion, we love what we do.

273
00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,580
And I have a passion
for different activities.

274
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:58,500
Ok, Marian. Stop right here. We’re here.

275
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,500
-What is here?
-What's here. It's the hot spot.

276
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,300
Internetex sends us here,

277
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:08,980
when there are no assignments
for people who don't pay bills on time.

278
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,620
I’m sorry, what?

279
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:13,260
Kwiatkowski, tell him what we’re doing.

280
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:17,860
A hot spot is a place where people
can use the internet free of charge.

281
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:21,580
We, with the help of this device here,

282
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:23,340
we try to jam the signal,

283
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:26,340
thereby discouraging and encouraging them

284
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:30,180
to use services offered by Internetex.

285
00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:33,700
Oh, this wi-fi here
is absolutely terrible.

286
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:35,500
You know what?

287
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,900
Maybe we’ll buy

288
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:41,500
mobile internet package from Internetex.

289
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:43,980
Good idea?

290
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:47,940
CONSEQUENCE

291
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,540
Now you get it?

292
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:52,100
Brilliant! And where
can you buy a device like this?

293
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:03,860
Again?

294
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,460
Hello?

295
00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:07,380
Hello?

296
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,180
Hi, mum.

297
00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:15,420
C'mon, now…

298
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:17,700
But, I'm really busy.

299
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,300
I'm telling you… Dammit!

300
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:22,820
No, I don't need anything.

301
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,820
You know… Maybe…

302
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,180
I call you back, ok?

303
00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:29,820
Yeah, all right, bye.

304
00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:42,900
Hello?

305
00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,340
Hello? Mum?

306
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:49,740
You know, 'cause…

307
00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:53,220
I just realised that I need…
a new photo.

308
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,700
Well, of me, when I was a kid.

309
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,740
'Cause the old one is not working anymore.

310
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:04,180
I need a new one.

311
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:06,340
But…

312
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,260
Dammit!

313
00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:11,860
I'm telling you,
it's all right. It's all legal.

314
00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:14,260
But that's really me in that picture.

315
00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:15,540
What can they do to me?

316
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:17,340
I'm not lying.

317
00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:19,820
That's how I make my living.

318
00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:22,700
Ok, send it. Right.

319
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:24,900
Bye.

320
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:50,660
Little Norbert

321
00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:53,540
is all alone

322
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:56,380
in a desert.

323
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,100
Do not be indifferent!

324
00:23:13,580 --> 00:23:17,660
Transfer 1% of your tax
to help little Norbert.

325
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:22,380
Swift Code 69966996.

326
00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:24,140
He is counting on your kindness.

327
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,300
Poor little Norbert.

328
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,820
It's horrible.

329
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:38,100
-I'm gonna send him some cash.
-No, wait.

330
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,340
‘Cause we don’t have any money.

331
00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:44,740
Oh, right.

332
00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:50,580
You know, it's probably fake anyway.

333
00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:52,940
How come?

334
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:54,660
It's so easy.

335
00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:59,900
Dude took, like, you know,
a picture from his childhood days,

336
00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:02,300
and a…

337
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:09,220
edited it into a movie,
and uploaded it to make money.

338
00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:11,660
You're probably right.

339
00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:12,820
Seems like it.

340
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:13,980
Yeah.

341
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:16,620
Listen, dude.

342
00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:19,620
Why don’t we do the same thing, like him?

343
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:23,780
'Cause we're too lazy.

344
00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:29,180
Yeah.

345
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,180
Right.

346
00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:41,740
See…

347
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:42,900
Cheers to you.

348
00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:48,060
You gotta make smart investments.

349
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:49,860
Just like me.

350
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:53,900
This one time, I've invested…

351
00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:55,580
check this out…

352
00:24:56,820 --> 00:24:58,180
in two men with a wardrobe.

353
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:00,700
You get it?

354
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:03,300
Two men were carrying the wardrobe.

355
00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:06,420
They put it in front
of the jewellery shop,

356
00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:08,940
like they were resting for a while,

357
00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:10,900
and in the wardrobe sitting was…

358
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:13,420
Smart Marian.

359
00:25:14,860 --> 00:25:15,700
Awesome!

360
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:17,860
He's opening a little hole,

361
00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:20,540
and cleaning the window display!

362
00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:22,140
And what do ya think?

363
00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:24,340
Where’d Marian get this cab from?

364
00:25:32,860 --> 00:25:34,940
Taxi! Go!

365
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:35,900
And where to?

366
00:25:35,980 --> 00:25:38,300
Please! My wife’s in labour, go!

367
00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:41,420
You see, now learn.

368
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,420
A child is a very good investment.

369
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,580
Yeah, right, especially these days.

370
00:26:24,340 --> 00:26:26,340
I don’t want to be rude, but…

371
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:27,580
what are we waiting for?

372
00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:29,300
Traffic lights.

373
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:30,500
What lights?

374
00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:31,620
Red ones.

375
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:34,020
Listen sir, less drinking
and more driving!

376
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:36,540
You keep drinking and I need you to drive.

377
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:38,740
Here’s to your baby!

378
00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:40,780
Well, thank you…

379
00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:45,300
See, I’m really excited to be,
though I’m not yet a father…

380
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:46,900
Now go, sir, go, please!

381
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,540
I beg you! This is…

382
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:50,540
I’m very happy for you, sir,

383
00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:52,660
but I want to get you there in one piece.

384
00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:54,540
I’m not gonna break the law for you.

385
00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:56,900
You’re hurrying slowly
and rejoicing slowly.

386
00:26:57,580 --> 00:27:00,940
That’s why I've lived so long, ha!

387
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:07,740
MUM

388
00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:13,140
Hello?

389
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:15,940
Oh, hi, mum!

390
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:19,860
What do you mean Grandma’s sick?

391
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:25,740
But why do you want me to go there?

392
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,420
I’m… You know I’m not a doctor.

393
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:33,660
But I really can't take
Grandma to the doctor because,

394
00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:35,180
because I’m busy!

395
00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:39,740
I told you, I’m always busy!

396
00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:41,900
Hello?

397
00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:43,220
Oh, hi, uncle.

398
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:47,940
No, I’ve already told mom I’m not going!

399
00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:50,100
You have to leave me alone!

400
00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:52,700
I don’t want to! I cannot!

401
00:27:52,780 --> 00:27:54,420
I have no time!

402
00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:58,100
I never go out!

403
00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:00,780
What’s the problem with Grandma today?

404
00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:04,860
I’ve already told everyone!

405
00:28:04,940 --> 00:28:06,820
I’m not going!

406
00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:10,940
Alright.

407
00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:13,500
Alright, I will go.

408
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,020
I’ll go.

409
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:26,380
So go, go now.

410
00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:29,380
It’s green, so hocus-pocus, we’re rolling!

411
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:30,900
And Marian’s ready.

412
00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:33,340
So don’t worry, everything will be fine.

413
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:36,620
Your wife will deliver your baby
beautifully and painlessly.

414
00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:39,620
Yes, of course. You’re the driver,
but please hurry up!

415
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,540
Sorry, babe, could you?

416
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:42,660
Go a bit faster.

417
00:28:43,540 --> 00:28:44,380
What’s up?

418
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:46,220
Marian?

419
00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:47,300
Marian?

420
00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:48,820
It’s Norbert.

421
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:52,660
Listen man,
it’s a matter of life and death.

422
00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:56,340
I only deal with the matters
of the highest priority here.

423
00:28:56,420 --> 00:28:58,060
Bring it on, brother!

424
00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:00,060
My grandmother is sick.

425
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,740
Jesus Christ, what?

426
00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:03,300
My grandma is sick!

427
00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:05,700
I get it, no need to say it twice.

428
00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:07,660
My synapses are working.

429
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:09,980
What do you want me to do?

430
00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:12,020
Pick her up and take her to the doctor.

431
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:14,820
It will be my pleasure! Norbi?

432
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,900
You gotta go and pick her now!

433
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:18,540
Okay…

434
00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:20,700
Remember, when you ring the intercom,

435
00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:22,220
you gotta tell her you’re me.

436
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:23,260
You got it?

437
00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:25,260
Only then she will let you in.

438
00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:26,780
-So am I going?
-Let’s go!

439
00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:27,740
Let’s go!

440
00:29:27,820 --> 00:29:29,300
-Alright!
-Go then!

441
00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:30,740
I’m going!

442
00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:32,540
But you’re not going!

443
00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:33,860
Because of the light.

444
00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:52,580
Go! We’re close.

445
00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:55,460
Hospital!

446
00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:00,660
You missed it! You just drove past it!

447
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:02,300
Grandma first.

448
00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:03,780
What? What grandma?

449
00:30:03,860 --> 00:30:06,700
I will not make
the same journey twice, alright?

450
00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:09,420
Your kid can wait.
Don’t panic bro, are you in labour?

451
00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:34,700
It’s Norbert.

452
00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,740
Surprise!

453
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:44,860
Happy birthday to you!

454
00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:49,100
Happy birthday to you!

455
00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:52,500
Where is Norbert?

456
00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:57,620
Where’s Grandma?

457
00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:04,060
Norbert didn't show up
To celebrate his birthday

458
00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:07,580
But his family is here

459
00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:14,380
There is grandpa with grandma Władzia
Even Marian is drinking vodka

460
00:31:18,580 --> 00:31:22,220
Everybody is having a good time

461
00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:26,540
To leave me alone
like this with that hooker!

462
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:27,820
Hooker!

463
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:29,100
Great, yeah!

464
00:31:30,060 --> 00:31:31,820
I’m gonna scratch his car.

465
00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:33,820
I’m scratching!

466
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:40,260
Hello?

467
00:31:40,340 --> 00:31:44,260
What? No!

468
00:31:44,340 --> 00:31:46,060
For real. You're serious?

469
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,260
I have… I have a son!

470
00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:50,940
I have a son, good.

471
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:53,740
I will be there soon!

472
00:31:53,820 --> 00:31:54,900
Thank you!

473
00:31:57,220 --> 00:32:00,220
Birthday Boy didn't show up

474
00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:03,900
He is not here

475
00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:08,500
Let me say, you folks are amazing!

476
00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:10,860
And that’s why…

477
00:32:11,780 --> 00:32:12,900
I’ll open…

478
00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:15,420
this bottle of champagne…

479
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:19,780
and raise a glass to your health.

480
00:32:19,860 --> 00:32:24,180
-And especially to our beloved Grandma.
-Thank you.

481
00:32:24,260 --> 00:32:27,980
And to the entire,
absolutely adorable family.

482
00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:30,180
Let’s drink.

483
00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:32,780
Life’s short.

484
00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:35,780
So…

485
00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:38,860
here’s to you!

486
00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:41,700
Just a second.

487
00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:42,860
You drink.

488
00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:47,060
Hello?

489
00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:48,420
Norbi?

490
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,540
Oh, what’s up, bro?

491
00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:53,420
Where am I? Come on, I’m at a party!

492
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,060
What?

493
00:32:56,060 --> 00:32:58,420
Today is my birthday?

494
00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:04,180
So my Grandma isn’t sick.

495
00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:07,540
Grandma is fine. Sitting right next to me.

496
00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,380
Dude, come over here!

497
00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:11,500
How could they do this to me!

498
00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:13,140
Listen Norbi…

499
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:15,980
you’re wrong on this one, dude.

500
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,100
You gotta trust me…

501
00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:20,860
that I know.

502
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,780
Norbi, I know that well.

503
00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:26,380
Interpersonal relationships
are an integral part

504
00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:30,180
of the life of a normal community.

505
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,260
Any normal community.

506
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:36,220
Trust me, do trust me, Norbi!

507
00:33:37,060 --> 00:33:39,980
Oh, your mummy wants to talk to you.

508
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,100
Maybe she can explain this to you.

509
00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:43,340
Here you are.

510
00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:45,260
What?

511
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,100
I’m stressing out over here!

512
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:51,380
I’m doing…

513
00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:56,020
I'm bending over backwards to help,
and you’re telling me it was just a lie?

514
00:33:59,380 --> 00:34:02,100
I couldn’t come because I was very busy!

515
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,500
Yeah?

516
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,739
You think you’re through with me?

517
00:34:09,820 --> 00:34:11,380
No! I’m through with you!

518
00:34:13,139 --> 00:34:15,020
Yeah, we will see about that!

519
00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:16,300
No!

520
00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:20,659
I don’t want any of you
to ever call me again!

521
00:34:20,739 --> 00:34:23,699
Ever! Don’t come, don’t call, nothing!

522
00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:26,980
It’s over.

523
00:34:27,739 --> 00:34:30,620
From now on, I’m me and you are you.

524
00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:33,739
Yeah…

525
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:35,500
It’s over.

526
00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:46,020
There you go, she’s right, right?

527
00:34:48,179 --> 00:34:49,100
Huh?

528
00:34:51,179 --> 00:34:52,100
He hung up.

529
00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:03,940
I am free now!

530
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:07,340
Freedom!

531
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,540
Oh, Christ.

532
00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:54,020
This wi-fi doesn’t work at all.

533
00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,380
Tommy, do you see what I see here?

534
00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:01,460
See it?

535
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:04,780
I think we will buy

536
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:06,900
that internet package from

537
00:38:07,820 --> 00:38:08,860
Internetex.

538
00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,420
What do you think?

539
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,580
Do you agree?

540
00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:16,940
CONSEQUENCE

541
00:38:54,260 --> 00:38:55,180
Hey.

542
00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:02,300
Hey!

543
00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:08,340
What’s going on?

544
00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:12,380
Internet!

545
00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,460
Internet!

546
00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:25,060
Come on!

547
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:30,620
What is it?
Why isn’t the Internet working?

548
00:39:31,940 --> 00:39:32,940
Internet…

549
00:39:33,860 --> 00:39:34,860
Huh?

550
00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:38,020
This is ok.

551
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,300
Gotta check the wires.

552
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:31,660
Hello?

553
00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:33,380
Good morning.

554
00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:34,620
Norbert calling.

555
00:40:35,140 --> 00:40:36,540
Look, ma’am… I’ve…

556
00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:40,100
I’ve checked every wire,
every plug, everything,

557
00:40:40,180 --> 00:40:42,180
but my Internet isn’t working.

558
00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:43,820
I really don’t know what happened.

559
00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:45,580
Could you check it?

560
00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:51,300
You haven’t received payment?

561
00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:54,980
The Internet hasn’t been paid for?

562
00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:56,260
It’s gotta be a mistake.

563
00:40:56,340 --> 00:40:59,540
I wire the money to you,
so how can I check it?

564
00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:01,340
I couldn’t have forgotten.

565
00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:03,580
I can’t come in person. I really can’t!

566
00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:06,660
Reconnect my Internet and I will check it!

567
00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:09,660
So how can I wire the money
if I don’t have Internet access?

568
00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:12,420
Lady, please!

569
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:15,940
I’m begging you,
please reconnect my Internet!

570
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:17,260
Just for one second.

571
00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:21,940
I’ll just transfer the money
and everything will be fine.

572
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:27,780
Woman, bring back my Internet access now!

573
00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:29,860
I will remember this.

574
00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:32,740
I’ll never forgive you!

575
00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:34,220
And I’ll remember!

576
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:37,060
Hi, mum!

577
00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:40,380
How are you doing, mummy?

578
00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:44,820
Listen…

579
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:48,820
I know that lately
it got really bad between us and…

580
00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:51,260
maybe I overreacted a little…

581
00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:52,260
but…

582
00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:55,860
all I know is that I think
we should stick together, right?

583
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,660
Yeah,

584
00:41:57,740 --> 00:41:59,700
family is family, you know.

585
00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:02,700
We gotta stick together.

586
00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:04,780
By the way, I…

587
00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:06,820
I need a big favour, because…

588
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:08,980
they disconnected my Internet, so…

589
00:42:09,580 --> 00:42:10,860
if you could…

590
00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:12,860
go pay the bill?

591
00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:17,060
‘Cause I can’t go out now.

592
00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:23,980
What? How come you won’t go?

593
00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:28,500
Dammit.

594
00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:30,820
Tell me why…

595
00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:32,420
Can’t you see that I’m in need?

596
00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:33,900
Just help me!

597
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:37,060
I don’t have Internet. No, I can’t.

598
00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:39,100
I do not go out and you know it. dammit!

599
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:41,580
And…

600
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,780
So that’s…

601
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:44,780
how you treat me? Your own son?

602
00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:46,260
What?

603
00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:48,460
And…

604
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:53,380
Dammit! You know what?

605
00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:56,300
If you don’t want to help,
then just leave me alone!

606
00:42:56,820 --> 00:42:58,180
Hi, Grandma!

607
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,460
That’s right, it’s Norbert speaking.

608
00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:05,740
Listen…

609
00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:08,060
I know that lately things have gotten…

610
00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:10,780
a bit… well, like…

611
00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:13,980
we couldn’t meet et cetera,
because I was busy,

612
00:43:14,060 --> 00:43:16,100
but I think that…

613
00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:18,380
that we should always stick together,

614
00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,340
because, you know, right…

615
00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:23,580
family and things like that.

616
00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:25,900
And I would like…

617
00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:28,500
I would like
to apologise first of all,

618
00:43:28,580 --> 00:43:32,420
that I haven’t been able
to come for lunch, so often lately.

619
00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:37,620
Yeah, but I'm gonna change that
and I will try to come to you for lunch.

620
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:41,180
But I just need you
to do one little thing for me, you know?

621
00:43:42,140 --> 00:43:44,780
I would like to ask you,
if you could…

622
00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:46,740
if you could pay my Internet bill.

623
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:49,540
No,

624
00:43:49,620 --> 00:43:51,700
the Internet is not a type of clinic.

625
00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:56,580
How come you can't?

626
00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:59,940
How come you have no money?

627
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:05,340
Why aren’t you able to help me?

628
00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:10,020
So that’s how
you treat your grandson?

629
00:44:12,020 --> 00:44:14,900
This is the so called love for me, yeah?

630
00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:17,140
I thank you.

631
00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:18,620
I thank you very much!

632
00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:25,180
Marian,

633
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:27,700
pick up the phone, pick up.

634
00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:29,180
Marian.

635
00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:31,420
I need you now more than ever.

636
00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:38,620
Hold on a sec.

637
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:50,940
Hello?

638
00:44:52,580 --> 00:44:53,540
Hello?

639
00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:58,460
So why are you, silent darling

640
00:44:58,540 --> 00:45:01,180
Your eyes shining with a tear

641
00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:02,260
Hello?

642
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:06,060
Honey, it's for you, I think.

643
00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:30,380
No…

644
00:45:30,460 --> 00:45:31,300
No…

645
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:34,220
No!

646
00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:27,100
Impossible.

647
00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:30,460
Impossible.
Tommy, do you see what's going on?

648
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:32,820
You see that? Look at that!
It's not working!

649
00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:35,740
Who cares that this
Internet is for free if it doesn't work.

650
00:46:35,820 --> 00:46:36,780
See that, Tommy?

651
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:41,220
Listen Tommy, we'll buy
a mobile internet package from Internetex.

652
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:42,900
Okay?

653
00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:45,060
Okay.

654
00:46:45,980 --> 00:46:46,820
Okay!

655
00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:16,300
Co…

656
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:18,300
Consequence.

657
00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:21,380
Yes, sir.

658
00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:23,380
Of course.

659
00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:25,380
Copy that.

660
00:47:29,540 --> 00:47:31,180
Consequence, up!

661
00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:32,660
Yes, chief!

662
00:47:32,740 --> 00:47:34,500
We have a new task. Follow me!

663
00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:42,620
CONSEQUENCE

664
00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:18,620
We have lost what is most precious to us.

665
00:48:20,740 --> 00:48:23,020
They took away our freedom.

666
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:26,700
We forgot that

667
00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:29,060
we need to take care of it.

668
00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:31,220
We have to protect it.

669
00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:35,140
This day

670
00:48:35,860 --> 00:48:37,700
will be remembered

671
00:48:39,100 --> 00:48:41,140
as the day of awakening.

672
00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:43,900
On such a day

673
00:48:45,260 --> 00:48:47,100
we'll risk everything

674
00:48:49,340 --> 00:48:51,100
to possess a little more.

675
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:54,460
To possess a little more than everything.

676
00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:01,180
Warriors!

677
00:49:04,780 --> 00:49:07,140
Warriors!

678
00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:11,940
For a long time, we've lived in peace.

679
00:49:13,420 --> 00:49:17,780
But we can't let
others humiliate us any longer.

680
00:49:19,140 --> 00:49:22,060
We will not let ourselves
be ruled by chaos!

681
00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:28,260
Tyranny and cruelty must come to an end!

682
00:49:33,460 --> 00:49:35,940
We must win back our dignity!

683
00:49:36,780 --> 00:49:38,300
Our freedom!

684
00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:43,740
Because freedom
is not something you wait for.

685
00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:48,260
It's not something you get for free.

686
00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:54,940
Freedom needs to be taken.

687
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:58,180
Freedom, you have to fight for!

688
00:49:58,940 --> 00:50:00,900
And we now

689
00:50:01,660 --> 00:50:03,060
will win back

690
00:50:03,620 --> 00:50:06,500
our freedom!

691
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:02,860
A journal of a road to freedom.

692
00:51:02,940 --> 00:51:04,940
Yesterday they'd cut off the Internet.

693
00:51:05,460 --> 00:51:07,060
It's only a matter of time,

694
00:51:07,140 --> 00:51:08,780
and they'll take away everything.

695
00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:12,220
We need to make a plan
as soon as possible,

696
00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:14,860
which will allow us
to pay for the Internet.

697
00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:17,580
And we need to do it
while we still have electricity.

698
00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:52,140
We're right here.

699
00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:54,540
And over there…

700
00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:56,660
is Internetex.

701
00:51:57,500 --> 00:52:00,980
They provided us with
Internet access and now they cut us off.

702
00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:04,940
In the room's conditions,

703
00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:07,380
the distance to pass

704
00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:08,860
is relatively short.

705
00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:10,420
But this is not our reality.

706
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:13,980
We all know that people

707
00:52:14,060 --> 00:52:15,460
are not computers.

708
00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:18,820
People, they make mistakes.

709
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:20,660
They make like tons of mistakes.

710
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,740
And that's the reason
they're unpredictable.

711
00:52:24,540 --> 00:52:26,340
And what is so unpredictable,

712
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:28,980
is also dangerous.

713
00:52:30,980 --> 00:52:33,900
And that's why we go
around the entire city,

714
00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:36,500
in order to avoid meeting people

715
00:52:37,300 --> 00:52:39,380
and to get us through without harm

716
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:42,060
to Internetex.

717
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:45,260
To complete the mission,

718
00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:46,500
we need a few items.

719
00:52:47,260 --> 00:52:48,540
A slice of pizza,

720
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,980
some bug spray,

721
00:52:52,180 --> 00:52:53,500
toilet paper,

722
00:52:54,940 --> 00:52:56,020
tea,

723
00:52:58,180 --> 00:52:59,180
ropes

724
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:02,580
and most importantly,

725
00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:05,180
an umbrella.

726
00:53:07,940 --> 00:53:09,220
Five

727
00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:10,500
Four

728
00:53:10,580 --> 00:53:11,820
Three

729
00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:12,940
Two

730
00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:13,900
One

731
00:53:13,980 --> 00:53:15,140
Lift off!

732
00:53:18,460 --> 00:53:20,020
So it begins.

733
00:53:20,100 --> 00:53:22,140
The adventures of a young nerd,

734
00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:26,620
to whom technological abstinence
gives enormous strength.

735
00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:30,700
He has learned that misery comes from
missing a connection to the internet.

736
00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:33,900
He has chosen
his magical journey's final destination.

737
00:53:40,140 --> 00:53:41,220
Guys.

738
00:53:42,780 --> 00:53:45,060
No more fun and games.

739
00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:46,460
He's a pro.

740
00:53:46,540 --> 00:53:48,340
And chief concludes that from what?

741
00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:49,740
-Necky!
-What?

742
00:53:50,740 --> 00:53:54,820
The boy's sneaking away.
Running away from paying.

743
00:53:57,020 --> 00:53:58,220
I think he knows.

744
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:02,300
Aware of what was taken away from him,

745
00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:07,500
will he let a whimsy chimney sweep
turn the journey into just a whim?

746
00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:09,540
It's so high on this roof!

747
00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:11,260
I'm so scared!

748
00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:14,020
It's not only high,

749
00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:17,980
but messy as hell.

750
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,980
Oh, no.

751
00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:26,140
Norbert will not let it be.

752
00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:29,260
After all, he has a plan
and it will set him free.

753
00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:30,580
They told me,

754
00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:34,540
it wouldn't be so bad. What a lie.

755
00:54:40,580 --> 00:54:41,780
Holy moley!

756
00:54:41,860 --> 00:54:43,700
And what do we got over here?

757
00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:44,860
A phantom?

758
00:54:48,980 --> 00:54:50,900
Do this fast and go home!

759
00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:53,300
I can’t believe I got sucked into this.

760
00:54:53,380 --> 00:54:55,460
I hate roofs,
I hate chimneys and I hate dirt!

761
00:54:55,540 --> 00:54:56,940
OBJECT NOT FOUND

762
00:54:57,020 --> 00:54:58,660
Kwiatkowski…

763
00:54:58,740 --> 00:55:01,140
prepare the tranquilizer dart.

764
00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:04,980
We have to capture that embezzler.

765
00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:06,580
When we squeeze him,

766
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:09,940
he won’t be paying late anymore.

767
00:55:17,660 --> 00:55:21,060
Knowing he could
spend his life in captivity,

768
00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:25,540
he's not afraid of any activity.

769
00:56:02,380 --> 00:56:04,580
In extreme situations,

770
00:56:04,660 --> 00:56:07,460
his fear of people builds up,

771
00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:13,780
but Norbert knows
that if he takes good cover,

772
00:56:13,860 --> 00:56:15,660
he has nothing to be afraid of.

773
00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:29,740
-This won’t work, guys.
-It won’t.

774
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:32,420
-That boy's too clever.
-Too clever.

775
00:56:51,980 --> 00:56:56,060
Once again, Norbert managed
not to lose his gear.

776
00:56:56,140 --> 00:56:58,220
Despite the terrible risks,

777
00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:01,900
he battles against fear
to achieve his dreams.

778
00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:12,700
It's impossible. He knows about us.

779
00:57:13,820 --> 00:57:15,060
There's no doubt.

780
00:57:15,860 --> 00:57:17,740
You know what that means, Necky?

781
00:57:18,620 --> 00:57:19,660
No idea.

782
00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:21,460
That we have a mole in our ranks.

783
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,300
But, but how, chief?

784
00:57:24,380 --> 00:57:25,660
Who could it be?

785
00:57:25,740 --> 00:57:27,540
I don't know yet, but I'll find him.

786
00:57:27,620 --> 00:57:30,020
-Kwiatkowski?
-Yes, chief?

787
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:31,300
New assignment.

788
00:57:31,380 --> 00:57:33,380
You gotta discover who the mole is.

789
00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:35,900
Yes, sir. Of course.

790
00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:40,460
I'm sorry chief,
but I think it's a little bit unfair.

791
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:42,140
And what if Kwiatkowski
is the spy among us?

792
00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:44,700
Necky, don't you trust Kwiatkowski?

793
00:57:44,780 --> 00:57:47,260
-Well, I do, but…
-"Well, I do, but…"

794
00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:50,340
If you don't trust him,
it means you don't trust me either.

795
00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:53,620
-Or maybe you are the mole?
-No chief, absolutely not!

796
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:54,860
Exactly.

797
00:57:54,940 --> 00:57:56,220
-Kwiatkowski?
-Yes, chief?

798
00:57:56,300 --> 00:57:58,020
Proceed with the investigation.

799
00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:00,180
Immediately, chief.

800
00:58:21,940 --> 00:58:26,380
An unknown world
opens before Norbert during his quest.

801
00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:30,860
However,
he has no time to rest.

802
00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:35,060
He still sees in his mind
the cruel tyranny.

803
00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:39,420
He must conquer Internetex.
Only this will set him free.

804
00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:45,220
A path full of obstacles unfolds
before he gets back what he dreams of,

805
00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:47,620
a server reconnect.

806
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:14,820
He doesn't know
if in the end he will get Internet.

807
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:18,660
Luckily, he still has
an iPod for a friend.

808
00:59:18,740 --> 00:59:20,940
So far, everything is going as planned.

809
00:59:22,180 --> 00:59:26,780
Strangers do not seem to be
particularly interested in my presence.

810
00:59:28,180 --> 00:59:30,500
We should take
advantage of this situation.

811
00:59:33,180 --> 00:59:34,540
But I'd rather not.

812
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:46,060
Just like Vasco da Gama,
Columbus or Moses,

813
00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:50,340
young Norbert's journey
isn’t full of roses.

814
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:55,580
A dream of a silicon valley
over him takes reign.

815
00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:59,540
To combat evil in a computer game,

816
00:59:59,620 --> 01:00:04,380
a chameleon's abilities you must obtain.

817
01:00:38,620 --> 01:00:42,500
For a moment,
our brave warrior let his guard down.

818
01:00:42,580 --> 01:00:44,740
She noticed him.

819
01:00:44,820 --> 01:00:48,940
In her vestal gown,
she was as beautiful as electronics.

820
01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:52,540
According to Norbert, a computer is God.

821
01:00:52,620 --> 01:00:54,380
She's not a computer,

822
01:00:54,460 --> 01:00:55,860
therefore God, she is not.

823
01:01:08,620 --> 01:01:10,180
If not a gay, then a drunk.

824
01:01:17,740 --> 01:01:20,060
To successfully pay for the Internet,

825
01:01:20,140 --> 01:01:21,460
we need money.

826
01:01:21,540 --> 01:01:22,900
And here we have

827
01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:24,060
an ATM.

828
01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:26,980
A place where they give you money.

829
01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:31,700
The road seems to be safe.

830
01:01:35,820 --> 01:01:40,380
Finally, a friendly display screen awaits.

831
01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:42,300
An ATM is a computer too,

832
01:01:42,380 --> 01:01:44,100
to which Norbert easily relates.

833
01:01:51,420 --> 01:01:54,580
Being most of the time everywhere alone,

834
01:01:54,660 --> 01:01:59,100
he does his best to feel anywhere at home.

835
01:01:59,180 --> 01:02:01,900
We cannot forget where we come from.

836
01:02:01,980 --> 01:02:04,500
If we start behaving like those aliens,

837
01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:07,820
we become aliens to ourselves.

838
01:02:21,140 --> 01:02:22,900
He won't escape this time.

839
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:26,660
You're gonna suffer just like Internetex,

840
01:02:27,220 --> 01:02:28,700
due to your lack of payment.

841
01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:33,460
Not knowing what is real,
and what's fiction,

842
01:02:33,540 --> 01:02:35,380
he will do everything.

843
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:37,260
Even shaming monkeys,

844
01:02:37,340 --> 01:02:40,660
just to log back into freedom.

845
01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:51,860
Copying the movements
of computer figures,

846
01:02:51,940 --> 01:02:55,140
Norbert runs
through gigabytes of woodland,

847
01:02:55,220 --> 01:02:57,220
wasting no time on rivers.

848
01:03:10,740 --> 01:03:13,740
The spy keeps on
leaking info about our moves.

849
01:03:37,740 --> 01:03:39,260
Collecting…

850
01:03:39,340 --> 01:03:42,540
data from the top of a tree.

851
01:03:43,580 --> 01:03:49,220
Now he knows how to
reach nirvana and be set free.

852
01:03:52,140 --> 01:03:54,220
Another scary obstacle

853
01:03:54,740 --> 01:03:56,980
is an urban desert's vein.

854
01:03:58,180 --> 01:04:00,180
But it has to be crossed,

855
01:04:00,260 --> 01:04:03,580
so the internet's diode lights again.

856
01:04:32,140 --> 01:04:33,740
-Kwiatkowski!
-Yes, chief?

857
01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:36,780
-Haven’t you found that spy?
-Not yet.

858
01:04:36,860 --> 01:04:40,020
But I have some
growing suspicions in my mind.

859
01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:42,980
But I'm with you everywhere, all the time!

860
01:05:06,620 --> 01:05:09,940
There's a long way to go,

861
01:05:10,020 --> 01:05:12,260
it's hot

862
01:05:12,340 --> 01:05:16,460
and yet, Norbert is determined

863
01:05:16,540 --> 01:05:19,580
to come back with the Internet.

864
01:05:48,100 --> 01:05:49,620
The night has come.

865
01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:54,780
Dark sounds might discourage him
on his hero's quest,

866
01:05:55,980 --> 01:05:58,460
but he’s gone too far

867
01:05:58,540 --> 01:06:01,620
to put all his effort to rest.

868
01:06:10,740 --> 01:06:12,940
We are very close to reaching our goal.

869
01:06:13,860 --> 01:06:15,740
What at first seemed to be impossible,

870
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:18,140
is now just within reach.

871
01:06:20,180 --> 01:06:22,620
We just have to make it
through the night somehow.

872
01:06:24,060 --> 01:06:25,220
But we can make it.

873
01:06:26,820 --> 01:06:27,660
Tomorrow…

874
01:06:29,220 --> 01:06:30,540
we will reach our target.

875
01:06:31,220 --> 01:06:33,180
This time he's mine.

876
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:40,300
What the heck?

877
01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:43,660
Why isn't it firing?

878
01:06:43,740 --> 01:06:45,740
Necky, you're responsible for the gear!

879
01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:48,820
There's no dart, chief.

880
01:06:48,900 --> 01:06:51,180
What do you mean there's no dart? Why?

881
01:06:51,260 --> 01:06:53,420
Kwiatkowski is responsible
for the sedative dart!

882
01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:56,420
Kwiatkowski, why is there
no tranquilizer dart in the rifle?

883
01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:58,780
I'm conducting an investigation.
I can't do both--

884
01:06:58,860 --> 01:07:03,020
Necky! Why didn't you take over
Kwiatkowski's responsibilities?

885
01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:05,780
I didn't know that I was supposed to.

886
01:07:05,860 --> 01:07:07,540
Ok, gentlemen.

887
01:07:08,060 --> 01:07:09,100
Right.

888
01:07:10,180 --> 01:07:12,220
We have to change strategy.

889
01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:24,380
Finally, just a few steps remain.

890
01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:27,180
When the sun rises,

891
01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:30,860
Norbert will feel free again.

892
01:09:26,540 --> 01:09:28,140
What the heck gives?

893
01:09:57,180 --> 01:09:58,860
We couldn't have predicted this.

894
01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:02,340
Today is Sunday.

895
01:10:15,340 --> 01:10:16,660
Life's beautiful.

896
01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:20,340
So, you see, honey, 'cause…

897
01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:21,980
I don't like the cinema.

898
01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:27,500
It bores me.
All the movies.

899
01:10:27,580 --> 01:10:29,100
Action…

900
01:10:30,140 --> 01:10:33,900
I also don't like… moral anxiety cinema,

901
01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:36,220
I also don't like…

902
01:10:37,620 --> 01:10:39,780
cinema in general, you get it?

903
01:10:42,340 --> 01:10:43,620
But…

904
01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:46,220
there is one movie
I want to watch for sure.

905
01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:50,500
They're just about to film a novel.

906
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:53,740
It exactly reflects my sensitivity,

907
01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:56,500
my understanding of love, and…

908
01:10:58,940 --> 01:11:00,100
my ego.

909
01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:01,940
It is something…

910
01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:05,700
It's gonna be beautiful and simply…

911
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:09,420
I will go to the premiere, why not.

912
01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:12,380
A lot of beautiful wom…

913
01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:15,100
I was joking.

914
01:11:15,740 --> 01:11:17,140
I was joking.

915
01:11:18,020 --> 01:11:19,820
A lot of beautiful women.

916
01:11:20,700 --> 01:11:21,780
Easy, easy.

917
01:11:23,220 --> 01:11:24,420
And it's a film.

918
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:27,060
"Fifty shades of Grey".

919
01:11:33,860 --> 01:11:35,620
And for such a film

920
01:11:36,420 --> 01:11:37,860
I would drag my ass,

921
01:11:38,580 --> 01:11:39,620
I'd get up,

922
01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:41,180
and go to the cinema.

923
01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:44,700
Thank you very much, my love.

924
01:11:46,540 --> 01:11:47,540
We are still here.

925
01:11:47,620 --> 01:11:48,860
I see that…

926
01:11:48,940 --> 01:11:51,900
speechless witnesses
of our happiness are still here.

927
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:54,980
That movie has already premiered.

928
01:11:55,060 --> 01:11:57,060
Oh, boy, so I really missed out.

929
01:11:57,140 --> 01:11:58,420
Marian, not right now.

930
01:11:58,500 --> 01:12:01,900
Fellas,
we have a serious plan to carry out.

931
01:12:01,980 --> 01:12:03,860
What a shame it already premiered.

932
01:12:03,940 --> 01:12:07,540
The delinquent turned out
to be an outstanding player.

933
01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:09,460
We have to surprise him.

934
01:12:09,540 --> 01:12:12,020
Right, chief. Surprise him, but how?

935
01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:14,180
What do you mean how. Necky!

936
01:12:14,260 --> 01:12:16,460
If the criminal himself
doesn't want to pay,

937
01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:18,340
we will help him.

938
01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:21,460
-So where are we going?
-To the embezzler’s house.

939
01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:25,420
When we get there, we'll grab everything
and sell it to the pawn shop.

940
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,900
Everything?
My buddy buys everything.

941
01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:30,420
It's perfectly brilliant!

942
01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:31,700
Perfectly brilliant!

943
01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:33,980
We'll sell it all, and the booty we get

944
01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:37,300
will cover all the debt
he owes to Internetex.

945
01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:39,100
And then we will say:

946
01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:42,460
"Gentlemen!
Mission successfully accomplished!"

947
01:13:03,260 --> 01:13:04,100
No.

948
01:13:04,620 --> 01:13:05,460
No.

949
01:13:24,580 --> 01:13:25,660
They took it all?

950
01:13:28,140 --> 01:13:29,220
They took it all?

951
01:13:36,380 --> 01:13:38,180
Goddamn thieves!

952
01:13:39,380 --> 01:13:41,300
Thieves!

953
01:13:42,380 --> 01:13:44,180
Thieves!

954
01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:47,700
Thieves!

955
01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:52,900
My stuff…

956
01:13:53,620 --> 01:13:55,260
Where are my things?

957
01:13:57,100 --> 01:14:00,980
Consequence!

958
01:14:28,140 --> 01:14:29,500
Computers!

959
01:15:23,140 --> 01:15:24,140
We no longer…

960
01:15:25,780 --> 01:15:27,420
have to pay for the Internet.

961
01:15:34,340 --> 01:15:35,460
Over and out.

962
01:17:19,140 --> 01:17:20,940
Freedom needs to be taken.

963
01:17:21,860 --> 01:17:24,020
You have to fight for freedom!

964
01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:26,300
And we,

965
01:17:26,380 --> 01:17:27,540
now,

966
01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:29,420
will win back…

967
01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:30,980
our…

968
01:17:31,060 --> 01:17:33,060
freedom!

969
01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:35,620
No!

970
01:17:38,340 --> 01:17:40,940
Freedom!

971
01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:10,900
Norbi, what are you doing here, brother?

972
01:20:12,420 --> 01:20:15,380
Am I dead?
Is this heaven?

973
01:20:15,460 --> 01:20:18,700
I'm not properly qualified to give you
a straight answer to that question.

974
01:20:19,260 --> 01:20:23,140
But if I'm dead and this is heaven,
you must be--

975
01:20:25,220 --> 01:20:29,060
In different parts of the world
they worship me under many names.

976
01:20:29,140 --> 01:20:32,020
In India, I'm called the Server,

977
01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:34,220
in Europe - the Internet.

978
01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:37,020
In America - Wi-Fi.

979
01:20:37,740 --> 01:20:38,740
Whatever.

980
01:20:41,540 --> 01:20:43,780
The Internet!

981
01:20:43,860 --> 01:20:45,100
You said it, brother.

982
01:20:45,740 --> 01:20:47,100
But how does it work here?

983
01:20:48,300 --> 01:20:49,780
You have Internet here?

984
01:20:49,860 --> 01:20:52,060
Everything is here!

985
01:20:54,020 --> 01:20:55,780
Do you have a fast speed link?

986
01:20:55,860 --> 01:20:57,540
Hyperloop is no match!

987
01:21:00,100 --> 01:21:01,460
You have pizza?

988
01:21:02,020 --> 01:21:06,580
Vegetarian, Mexican, mild, spicy,

989
01:21:06,660 --> 01:21:08,820
double cheese, triple cheese,

990
01:21:08,900 --> 01:21:10,140
all the pasta.

991
01:21:10,220 --> 01:21:11,900
Whatever you want!

992
01:21:11,980 --> 01:21:15,420
Had I known it before,
I would've died a long time ago.

993
01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:18,380
Had I known I'd fall,
I would've laid down.

994
01:21:20,060 --> 01:21:20,940
But…

995
01:21:22,340 --> 01:21:23,260
But…

996
01:21:23,340 --> 01:21:25,020
It’s all so beautiful, but…

997
01:21:26,180 --> 01:21:27,860
Why do I have such hair?

998
01:21:27,940 --> 01:21:28,820
Norbi…

999
01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:30,180
In here, all of us

1000
01:21:31,460 --> 01:21:32,940
have a new image.

1001
01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:36,540
Am I allowed to stay here?

1002
01:21:38,340 --> 01:21:39,380
Let me check.

1003
01:21:45,180 --> 01:21:46,460
I'm afraid you're not.

1004
01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:49,780
Why not?

1005
01:21:50,380 --> 01:21:51,580
I'm sorry, Norbi.

1006
01:21:52,260 --> 01:21:53,860
There are no vacancies.

1007
01:21:55,420 --> 01:21:56,820
Check again, man.

1008
01:21:57,980 --> 01:21:59,020
I already did.

1009
01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:01,940
So… What am I now…

1010
01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:04,340
Norbi, chill out, bro.

1011
01:22:05,180 --> 01:22:06,420
It's only…

1012
01:22:06,940 --> 01:22:08,340
a little demo.

1013
01:22:09,460 --> 01:22:12,380
A demonstration version of paradise.

1014
01:22:13,180 --> 01:22:14,060
A demo-heaven.

1015
01:22:14,140 --> 01:22:15,780
That's right.

1016
01:22:16,300 --> 01:22:18,780
If you truly want to get back up here,

1017
01:22:19,660 --> 01:22:20,980
you have to go back down

1018
01:22:21,580 --> 01:22:25,060
and complete all the levels on your own.

1019
01:22:25,580 --> 01:22:29,220
If you succeed,
you can get the full version!

1020
01:22:30,020 --> 01:22:31,620
Cheers to you, Norbi!

1021
01:22:42,620 --> 01:22:43,940
Damnit!

1022
01:23:24,140 --> 01:23:25,060
Sonny!

1023
01:23:25,620 --> 01:23:26,780
It's you honey!

1024
01:23:26,860 --> 01:23:28,500
You left the house, I'm so glad!

1025
01:23:30,220 --> 01:23:31,980
Come! Come! Come!

1026
01:23:32,060 --> 01:23:34,340
Listen! We just bought

1027
01:23:34,420 --> 01:23:37,660
a mobile internet package from Internetex.

1028
01:23:37,740 --> 01:23:39,020
I'm so excited. Listen!

1029
01:23:39,100 --> 01:23:41,180
Go to the room,
everybody is already there.

1030
01:23:41,260 --> 01:23:42,300
All the family.

1031
01:23:42,380 --> 01:23:44,180
And I will bring the pound cake.

1032
01:25:19,260 --> 01:25:24,900
THE END

1033
01:25:24,980 --> 01:25:26,020
Honey,

1034
01:25:26,900 --> 01:25:28,220
it's all for you.

1035
01:25:28,300 --> 01:25:29,980
Wow! Thanks.

1036
01:25:31,860 --> 01:25:33,660
First we will have a snack…

1037
01:25:35,460 --> 01:25:36,740
and after…

1038
01:25:36,820 --> 01:25:37,940
Now it’s my turn.

1039
01:25:39,860 --> 01:25:42,540
Your Marian has
a beautiful surprise for you.

1040
01:25:42,620 --> 01:25:43,740
-Watch.
-Really?

1041
01:25:44,540 --> 01:25:45,380
Watch.

1042
01:25:46,940 --> 01:25:47,820
Five,

1043
01:25:48,900 --> 01:25:49,780
four,

1044
01:25:51,260 --> 01:25:52,100
three,

1045
01:25:53,300 --> 01:25:54,180
two,

1046
01:25:55,180 --> 01:25:56,100
one…

1047
01:25:58,460 --> 01:26:01,900
No way!
That's really something!

1048
01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:03,700
My sweet Marian!

1049
01:26:07,980 --> 01:26:09,940
And it's all for my beloved sunshine.