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Hello?
Good morning, Sir. I’m Neha Level from Internetex.
Our database suggests that you're one of our prime customers
and that our company, Internetex,
provides you with the internet you so love to enjoy.
Yes, I know.
I'm really grateful, but I'm actually fighting at the moment
and I can't really talk.
What do you mean "fighting"? Where are you?
Home, but I'm telling you, I can't, cause I'm gonna die.
Die? Should I call the police?
What police? Look lady, I'm playing a computer game!
I get it. You gave me quite a fright.
In that case, I would like to offer you a new Internet package
with mobile Internet.
What?
Mobile Internet. Would you like to have the Internet on your cell phone?
No!
How come, no? I see that you use the Internet a lot.
Wouldn't you like to be able to use the Internet wherever you are?
-Wherever? -Yes!
Wherever you go, your Internet goes with you.
It's tempting…
But I really can't now, cause I'm fighting!
But it's just a moment!
No, I'm telling you, I'm fighting!
Besides, I don't go out recently.
-I don't want to go anywhere. So, no. -Please stop joking.
-I'm telling you no! -But sir!
No!
Hello?
Oh, hi.
No,
you know,
but I've been very busy lately and…
No,
I just couldn't see you, you know, yeah?
But today I can't either.
It’s really hard for me.
I don’t want to go out, you know.
I've got lots of things…
What are you saying? What do you mean, "be friends"?
No point in feeling blue…
You can always buy it too, boy.
But, by friends you mean like…
no penetration?
Hello?
USER: NORBERT
PASSWORD
INVALID PASSWORD TRY AGAIN
INVALID PASSWORD
ATTEMPTS LEFT: 1
GRANDMA
Not now, goddamned!
I told you not to call me! Don't disturb me!
Hello?
Hello sweety! How are you today?
Okay.
I've fixed something delicous for lunch. Aren't you glad?
No.
MAYBE I SHOULD'VE MADE PORK CHOPS
I'm not, ‘cause I've eaten already.
But sweetie, it'll go through you before you even get here.
But…
No…
No, I'm telling you.
Generally speaking, Grandma, I’m not hungry.
I can’t talk right now. I’m really busy.
I'll eat alone then.
DON'T NEED A BRAIN CAUSE I’M LUCKY.
HE BOUGHT ME A CELL PHONE. HE MUST BE IN LOVE.
Hello?
Marian, it's Norbert.
Norbert, brother, how are ya?
I've got a critical order, so listen carefully.
My keyboard and two mice are dead.
Mice, you're saying.
A mouse is a key to all activities, computer ones especially.
I very urgently need: two batteries,
size AAA and three batteries, size AA.
AA are not batteries, they don't energise.
But in these special circumstances, they're a praiseworthy exception. Hit me!
You get it?
Three double A, and two triple A.
No problem, you got it!
Oh, and paper to wipe my ass.
Of course, the toilet paper will also be delivered right away
for your alienated buttocks.
See ya!
Gentlemen!
We've been preparing very meticulously for this day.
We've been watching this woman for many days.
Don't let yourself be deceived by her innocent appearance.
She is raping the social order.
What we are doing,
is very important.
Without us the Internet would cease to exist!
Necky!
Yeah?
Stop stuffing your face and answer the damn question!
But what is the question?
Necky, you do not answer a question with a question!
It's very rude!
Kwiatkowski,
you will answer the question. I can always count on you.
Our job is important, 'cause if it wasn't for us,
people wouldn't pay for the Internet.
Exactly! Good! Precisely that!
Remarkably good! Excellent!
Kwiatkowski, how do you know that?
It's always the same question.
Do you get it, Necky?
Aye!
Great. Remember, people don't pay for the Internet,
because they're just and honest.
They're afraid of us. That is the reason.
And who exactly are we, Necky?
Debt collectors?
Necky, don’t be so vulgar.
How many times have I told you not to insult our honorable profession?
Kwiatkowski,
you tell us who we are and what the people are afraid of.
We are the…
Consequence!
For generations people have been trying not to pay for the Internet.
But now they know that they are gonna meet…
Power!
Determination!
Consequence!
Pay you not your internet bill, even knickers lose you will.
CONSEQUENCE
Ok, gentlemen.
Enough of the small talk.
Kwiatkowski, give me something for spasms.
-Necky! -Aye?
Call the embezzler.
Tasty, huh?
What have we got here.
No, it's impossible.
Look, honey, what did they… just, no.
Look, Tom, what the…
Hello? Who is this?
Good morning!
This is agent Woody from the debt collectors "Consequence".
I'm working on behalf of "Internetex".
What consequence?
Our client, "Internetex",
the company that provides you with the Internet,
has notified us that your payment is overdue.
You're past due, madam.
No, that's absolutely wrong.
A mistake. Yes, ok, fine, but…
It's a total mistake, believe me,
because, indeed, I was late with the last payment,
but it was accidental. Accidental!
It's all fixed now…
and I mean,
actually…
Kwiatkowski,
turn on the laser!
Something is not right. Not entirely, I'm afraid.
Tommy where are you?
Don't change the subject! We have you in our crosshairs!
What crosshairs?
Don't you see?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
What crosshairs?
Kwiatkowski!
You have to point it at something that she can see.
-Don't disturb me, Necky! -Yes sir!
You're crazy, right?
Are you crazy?
Tommy!
Please! You will shoot my cat!
Please, don't shoot, I beg you!
Please, don't shoot!
Hello, sir! I paid! I did!
I swear! Please sir! I swear on me mother that I paid!
I swear on me cat whom I love most in the world!
-I paid that bill! -Sure! You think you can fool me?
You're not the first to think so!
My assistant, Necky, always checks the assignment before we proceed.
Right, Necky?
Almost always. I'll check it now.
Necky!
Where are you?
Did you check the assignment or not?
I did check it.
When?
A moment ago.
And? Is it valid?
I'm afraid not, chief.
You're a madman, do you hear me?
You're mad!
You're gonna stress my cat, do you understand?
You're gonna stress me!
Excuse me, ma'am.
On behalf of both, “Internetex” and “Consequence”,
we would like to thank you very much for your payment.
Wasn't I right?
It's outrageous.
You can't treat people like that, you understand me?
You can't do that to cats either.
You can't do things like that to people or to animals!
Is this what I'm paying taxes for?
I will call the President!
What a scandal.
Thank you for your time.
Tommy, where are you hiding?
Tommy! Are you alive?
Kwiatkowski…
give me a Valium. Make it a double.
Necky!
It's the first time you've done a really great job.
Thanks to you
that embezzler will finally start paying her bills on time!
Mine. You’re mine now!
And what? What are you going to do now?
You little pigs.
No.
No!
Good morning, this is Norbert speaking.
I would like to order a pizza.
A big one.
And lots of cheese.
No, no delivery.
My taxi driver will pick it up.
I don't know what he looks like.
He leaves all my stuff on my doorstep.
Kinda normal, I guess.
The Nakanaka Knights.
Episode 3448.
I have never encountered such a strong rival yet.
Never has Glarton met such a strong rival as Mementus.
But wait a second! It's unbelievable!
I can't believe it!
Glarton is losing skin!
Oh, dear! I'm losing my skin!
Something strange is happening to him!
Something is happening to me!
Glarton is transforming into Nigiri!
You see, Marian,
there’s a recession, yeah?
Right. It's the perpetual crisis of not payin' your bill.
Right, but look. It hits us where it hurts.
We have fewer and fewer jobs
and more people pay their bills on time, you see?
You're right, but if more people pay their bills on time,
it means there's no crisis.
Necky!
The moment you can’t afford your donuts,
you will know if there’s a crisis or not.
Kwiatkowski, tell him.
You see, it goes like this. If people pay for the internet regularly,
then we will no longer be needed, and Internetex will fire us.
You're right, I'm sorry.
Take it easy, gentlemen.
Go for a drink or something.
You will see that time is an absolutely relative term.
Listen, it's not about time.
We are the people, you know, with a certain vocation,
we have passion, we love what we do.
And I have a passion for different activities.
Ok, Marian. Stop right here. We’re here.
-What is here? -What's here. It's the hot spot.
Internetex sends us here,
when there are no assignments for people who don't pay bills on time.
I’m sorry, what?
Kwiatkowski, tell him what we’re doing.
A hot spot is a place where people can use the internet free of charge.
We, with the help of this device here,
we try to jam the signal,
thereby discouraging and encouraging them
to use services offered by Internetex.
Oh, this wi-fi here is absolutely terrible.
You know what?
Maybe we’ll buy
mobile internet package from Internetex.
Good idea?
CONSEQUENCE
Now you get it?
Brilliant! And where can you buy a device like this?
Again?
Hello?
Hi, mum.
C'mon, now…
But, I'm really busy.
I'm telling you… Dammit!
No, I don't need anything.
You know… Maybe…
I call you back, ok?
Yeah, all right, bye.
Hello?
Hello? Mum?
You know, 'cause…
I just realised that I need… a new photo.
Well, of me, when I was a kid.
'Cause the old one is not working anymore.
I need a new one.
But…
Dammit!
I'm telling you, it's all right. It's all legal.
But that's really me in that picture.
What can they do to me?
I'm not lying.
That's how I make my living.
Ok, send it. Right.
Bye.
Little Norbert
is all alone
in a desert.
Do not be indifferent!
Transfer 1% of your tax to help little Norbert.
Swift Code 69966996.
He is counting on your kindness.
Poor little Norbert.
It's horrible.
-I'm gonna send him some cash. -No, wait.
‘Cause we don’t have any money.
Oh, right.
You know, it's probably fake anyway.
How come?
It's so easy.
Dude took, like, you know, a picture from his childhood days,
and a…
edited it into a movie, and uploaded it to make money.
You're probably right.
Seems like it.
Yeah.
Listen, dude.
Why don’t we do the same thing, like him?
'Cause we're too lazy.
Yeah.
Right.
See…
Cheers to you.
You gotta make smart investments.
Just like me.
This one time, I've invested…
check this out…
in two men with a wardrobe.
You get it?
Two men were carrying the wardrobe.
They put it in front of the jewellery shop,
like they were resting for a while,
and in the wardrobe sitting was…
Smart Marian.
Awesome!
He's opening a little hole,
and cleaning the window display!
And what do ya think?
Where’d Marian get this cab from?
Taxi! Go!
And where to?
Please! My wife’s in labour, go!
You see, now learn.
A child is a very good investment.
Yeah, right, especially these days.
I don’t want to be rude, but…
what are we waiting for?
Traffic lights.
What lights?
Red ones.
Listen sir, less drinking and more driving!
You keep drinking and I need you to drive.
Here’s to your baby!
Well, thank you…
See, I’m really excited to be, though I’m not yet a father…
Now go, sir, go, please!
I beg you! This is…
I’m very happy for you, sir,
but I want to get you there in one piece.
I’m not gonna break the law for you.
You’re hurrying slowly and rejoicing slowly.
That’s why I've lived so long, ha!
MUM
Hello?
Oh, hi, mum!
What do you mean Grandma’s sick?
But why do you want me to go there?
I’m… You know I’m not a doctor.
But I really can't take Grandma to the doctor because,
because I’m busy!
I told you, I’m always busy!
Hello?
Oh, hi, uncle.
No, I’ve already told mom I’m not going!
You have to leave me alone!
I don’t want to! I cannot!
I have no time!
I never go out!
What’s the problem with Grandma today?
I’ve already told everyone!
I’m not going!
Alright.
Alright, I will go.
I’ll go.
So go, go now.
It’s green, so hocus-pocus, we’re rolling!
And Marian’s ready.
So don’t worry, everything will be fine.
Your wife will deliver your baby beautifully and painlessly.
Yes, of course. You’re the driver, but please hurry up!
Sorry, babe, could you?
Go a bit faster.
What’s up?
Marian?
It’s Norbert.
Listen man, it’s a matter of life and death.
I only deal with the matters of the highest priority here.
Bring it on, brother!
My grandmother is sick.
Jesus Christ, what?
My grandma is sick!
I get it, no need to say it twice.
My synapses are working.
What do you want me to do?
Pick her up and take her to the doctor.
It will be my pleasure! Norbi?
You gotta go and pick her now!
Okay…
Remember, when you ring the intercom,
you gotta tell her you’re me.
You got it?
Only then she will let you in.
-So am I going? -Let’s go!
Let’s go!
-Alright! -Go then!
I’m going!
But you’re not going!
Because of the light.
Go! We’re close.
Hospital!
You missed it! You just drove past it!
Grandma first.
What? What grandma?
I will not make the same journey twice, alright?
Your kid can wait. Don’t panic bro, are you in labour?
It’s Norbert.
Surprise!
Happy birthday to you!
Where is Norbert?
Where’s Grandma?
Norbert didn't show up To celebrate his birthday
But his family is here
There is grandpa with grandma Władzia Even Marian is drinking vodka
Everybody is having a good time
To leave me alone like this with that hooker!
Hooker!
Great, yeah!
I’m gonna scratch his car.
I’m scratching!
Hello?
What? No!
For real. You're serious?
I have… I have a son!
I have a son, good.
I will be there soon!
Thank you!
Birthday Boy didn't show up
He is not here
Let me say, you folks are amazing!
And that’s why…
I’ll open…
this bottle of champagne…
and raise a glass to your health.
-And especially to our beloved Grandma. -Thank you.
And to the entire, absolutely adorable family.
Let’s drink.
Life’s short.
So…
here’s to you!
Just a second.
You drink.
Hello?
Norbi?
Oh, what’s up, bro?
Where am I? Come on, I’m at a party!
What?
Today is my birthday?
So my Grandma isn’t sick.
Grandma is fine. Sitting right next to me.
Dude, come over here!
How could they do this to me!
Listen Norbi…
you’re wrong on this one, dude.
You gotta trust me…
that I know.
Norbi, I know that well.
Interpersonal relationships are an integral part
of the life of a normal community.
Any normal community.
Trust me, do trust me, Norbi!
Oh, your mummy wants to talk to you.
Maybe she can explain this to you.
Here you are.
What?
I’m stressing out over here!
I’m doing…
I'm bending over backwards to help, and you’re telling me it was just a lie?
I couldn’t come because I was very busy!
Yeah?
You think you’re through with me?
No! I’m through with you!
Yeah, we will see about that!
No!
I don’t want any of you to ever call me again!
Ever! Don’t come, don’t call, nothing!
It’s over.
From now on, I’m me and you are you.
Yeah…
It’s over.
There you go, she’s right, right?
Huh?
He hung up.
I am free now!
Freedom!
Oh, Christ.
This wi-fi doesn’t work at all.
Tommy, do you see what I see here?
See it?
I think we will buy
that internet package from
Internetex.
What do you think?
Do you agree?
CONSEQUENCE
Hey.
Hey!
What’s going on?
Internet!
Come on!
What is it? Why isn’t the Internet working?
Internet…
Huh?
This is ok.
Gotta check the wires.
Hello?
Good morning.
Norbert calling.
Look, ma’am… I’ve…
I’ve checked every wire, every plug, everything,
but my Internet isn’t working.
I really don’t know what happened.
Could you check it?
You haven’t received payment?
The Internet hasn’t been paid for?
It’s gotta be a mistake.
I wire the money to you, so how can I check it?
I couldn’t have forgotten.
I can’t come in person. I really can’t!
Reconnect my Internet and I will check it!
So how can I wire the money if I don’t have Internet access?
Lady, please!
I’m begging you, please reconnect my Internet!
Just for one second.
I’ll just transfer the money and everything will be fine.
Woman, bring back my Internet access now!
I will remember this.
I’ll never forgive you!
And I’ll remember!
Hi, mum!
How are you doing, mummy?
Listen…
I know that lately it got really bad between us and…
maybe I overreacted a little…
but…
all I know is that I think we should stick together, right?
Yeah,
family is family, you know.
We gotta stick together.
By the way, I…
I need a big favour, because…
they disconnected my Internet, so…
if you could…
go pay the bill?
‘Cause I can’t go out now.
What? How come you won’t go?
Dammit.
Tell me why…
Can’t you see that I’m in need?
Just help me!
I don’t have Internet. No, I can’t.
I do not go out and you know it. dammit!
And…
So that’s…
how you treat me? Your own son?
What?
And…
Dammit! You know what?
If you don’t want to help, then just leave me alone!
Hi, Grandma!
That’s right, it’s Norbert speaking.
Listen…
I know that lately things have gotten…
a bit… well, like…
we couldn’t meet et cetera, because I was busy,
but I think that…
that we should always stick together,
because, you know, right…
family and things like that.
And I would like…
I would like to apologise first of all,
that I haven’t been able to come for lunch, so often lately.
Yeah, but I'm gonna change that and I will try to come to you for lunch.
But I just need you to do one little thing for me, you know?
I would like to ask you, if you could…
if you could pay my Internet bill.
No,
the Internet is not a type of clinic.
How come you can't?
How come you have no money?
Why aren’t you able to help me?
So that’s how you treat your grandson?
This is the so called love for me, yeah?
I thank you.
I thank you very much!
Marian,
pick up the phone, pick up.
Marian.
I need you now more than ever.
Hold on a sec.
Hello?
So why are you, silent darling
Your eyes shining with a tear
Hello?
Honey, it's for you, I think.
No…
No!
Impossible.
Tommy, do you see what's going on?
You see that? Look at that! It's not working!
Who cares that this Internet is for free if it doesn't work.
See that, Tommy?
Listen Tommy, we'll buy a mobile internet package from Internetex.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay!
Co…
Consequence.
Yes, sir.
Of course.
Copy that.
Consequence, up!
Yes, chief!
We have a new task. Follow me!
CONSEQUENCE
We have lost what is most precious to us.
They took away our freedom.
We forgot that
we need to take care of it.
We have to protect it.
This day
will be remembered
as the day of awakening.
On such a day
we'll risk everything
to possess a little more.
To possess a little more than everything.
Warriors!
For a long time, we've lived in peace.
But we can't let others humiliate us any longer.
We will not let ourselves be ruled by chaos!
Tyranny and cruelty must come to an end!
We must win back our dignity!
Our freedom!
Because freedom is not something you wait for.
It's not something you get for free.
Freedom needs to be taken.
Freedom, you have to fight for!
And we now
will win back
our freedom!
A journal of a road to freedom.
Yesterday they'd cut off the Internet.
It's only a matter of time,
and they'll take away everything.
We need to make a plan as soon as possible,
which will allow us to pay for the Internet.
And we need to do it while we still have electricity.
We're right here.
And over there…
is Internetex.
They provided us with Internet access and now they cut us off.
In the room's conditions,
the distance to pass
is relatively short.
But this is not our reality.
We all know that people
are not computers.
People, they make mistakes.
They make like tons of mistakes.
And that's the reason they're unpredictable.
And what is so unpredictable,
is also dangerous.
And that's why we go around the entire city,
in order to avoid meeting people
and to get us through without harm
to Internetex.
To complete the mission,
we need a few items.
A slice of pizza,
some bug spray,
toilet paper,
tea,
ropes
and most importantly,
an umbrella.
Five
Four
Three
Two
One
Lift off!
So it begins.
The adventures of a young nerd,
to whom technological abstinence gives enormous strength.
He has learned that misery comes from missing a connection to the internet.
He has chosen his magical journey's final destination.
Guys.
No more fun and games.
He's a pro.
And chief concludes that from what?
-Necky! -What?
The boy's sneaking away. Running away from paying.
I think he knows.
Aware of what was taken away from him,
will he let a whimsy chimney sweep turn the journey into just a whim?
It's so high on this roof!
I'm so scared!
It's not only high,
but messy as hell.
Oh, no.
Norbert will not let it be.
After all, he has a plan and it will set him free.
They told me,
it wouldn't be so bad. What a lie.
Holy moley!
And what do we got over here?
A phantom?
Do this fast and go home!
I can’t believe I got sucked into this.
I hate roofs, I hate chimneys and I hate dirt!
OBJECT NOT FOUND
Kwiatkowski…
prepare the tranquilizer dart.
We have to capture that embezzler.
When we squeeze him,
he won’t be paying late anymore.
Knowing he could spend his life in captivity,
he's not afraid of any activity.
In extreme situations,
his fear of people builds up,
but Norbert knows that if he takes good cover,
he has nothing to be afraid of.
-This won’t work, guys. -It won’t.
-That boy's too clever. -Too clever.
Once again, Norbert managed not to lose his gear.
Despite the terrible risks,
he battles against fear to achieve his dreams.
It's impossible. He knows about us.
There's no doubt.
You know what that means, Necky?
No idea.
That we have a mole in our ranks.
But, but how, chief?
Who could it be?
I don't know yet, but I'll find him.
-Kwiatkowski? -Yes, chief?
New assignment.
You gotta discover who the mole is.
Yes, sir. Of course.
I'm sorry chief, but I think it's a little bit unfair.
And what if Kwiatkowski is the spy among us?
Necky, don't you trust Kwiatkowski?
-Well, I do, but… -"Well, I do, but…"
If you don't trust him, it means you don't trust me either.
-Or maybe you are the mole? -No chief, absolutely not!
Exactly.
-Kwiatkowski? -Yes, chief?
Proceed with the investigation.
Immediately, chief.
An unknown world opens before Norbert during his quest.
However, he has no time to rest.
He still sees in his mind the cruel tyranny.
He must conquer Internetex. Only this will set him free.
A path full of obstacles unfolds before he gets back what he dreams of,
a server reconnect.
He doesn't know if in the end he will get Internet.
Luckily, he still has an iPod for a friend.
So far, everything is going as planned.
Strangers do not seem to be particularly interested in my presence.
We should take advantage of this situation.
But I'd rather not.
Just like Vasco da Gama, Columbus or Moses,
young Norbert's journey isn’t full of roses.
A dream of a silicon valley over him takes reign.
To combat evil in a computer game,
a chameleon's abilities you must obtain.
For a moment, our brave warrior let his guard down.
She noticed him.
In her vestal gown, she was as beautiful as electronics.
According to Norbert, a computer is God.
She's not a computer,
therefore God, she is not.
If not a gay, then a drunk.
To successfully pay for the Internet,
we need money.
And here we have
an ATM.
A place where they give you money.
The road seems to be safe.
Finally, a friendly display screen awaits.
An ATM is a computer too,
to which Norbert easily relates.
Being most of the time everywhere alone,
he does his best to feel anywhere at home.
We cannot forget where we come from.
If we start behaving like those aliens,
we become aliens to ourselves.
He won't escape this time.
You're gonna suffer just like Internetex,
due to your lack of payment.
Not knowing what is real, and what's fiction,
he will do everything.
Even shaming monkeys,
just to log back into freedom.
Copying the movements of computer figures,
Norbert runs through gigabytes of woodland,
wasting no time on rivers.
The spy keeps on leaking info about our moves.
Collecting…
data from the top of a tree.
Now he knows how to reach nirvana and be set free.
Another scary obstacle
is an urban desert's vein.
But it has to be crossed,
so the internet's diode lights again.
-Kwiatkowski! -Yes, chief?
-Haven’t you found that spy? -Not yet.
But I have some growing suspicions in my mind.
But I'm with you everywhere, all the time!
There's a long way to go,
it's hot
and yet, Norbert is determined
to come back with the Internet.
The night has come.
Dark sounds might discourage him on his hero's quest,
but he’s gone too far
to put all his effort to rest.
We are very close to reaching our goal.
What at first seemed to be impossible,
is now just within reach.
We just have to make it through the night somehow.
But we can make it.
Tomorrow…
we will reach our target.
This time he's mine.
What the heck?
Why isn't it firing?
Necky, you're responsible for the gear!
There's no dart, chief.
What do you mean there's no dart? Why?
Kwiatkowski is responsible for the sedative dart!
Kwiatkowski, why is there no tranquilizer dart in the rifle?
I'm conducting an investigation. I can't do both--
Necky! Why didn't you take over Kwiatkowski's responsibilities?
I didn't know that I was supposed to.
Ok, gentlemen.
Right.
We have to change strategy.
Finally, just a few steps remain.
When the sun rises,
Norbert will feel free again.
What the heck gives?
We couldn't have predicted this.
Today is Sunday.
Life's beautiful.
So, you see, honey, 'cause…
I don't like the cinema.
It bores me. All the movies.
Action…
I also don't like… moral anxiety cinema,
I also don't like…
cinema in general, you get it?
But…
there is one movie I want to watch for sure.
They're just about to film a novel.
It exactly reflects my sensitivity,
my understanding of love, and…
my ego.
It is something…
It's gonna be beautiful and simply…
I will go to the premiere, why not.
A lot of beautiful wom…
I was joking.
A lot of beautiful women.
Easy, easy.
And it's a film.
"Fifty shades of Grey".
And for such a film
I would drag my ass,
I'd get up,
and go to the cinema.
Thank you very much, my love.
We are still here.
I see that…
speechless witnesses of our happiness are still here.
That movie has already premiered.
Oh, boy, so I really missed out.
Marian, not right now.
Fellas, we have a serious plan to carry out.
What a shame it already premiered.
The delinquent turned out to be an outstanding player.
We have to surprise him.
Right, chief. Surprise him, but how?
What do you mean how. Necky!
If the criminal himself doesn't want to pay,
we will help him.
-So where are we going? -To the embezzler’s house.
When we get there, we'll grab everything and sell it to the pawn shop.
Everything? My buddy buys everything.
It's perfectly brilliant!
Perfectly brilliant!
We'll sell it all, and the booty we get
will cover all the debt he owes to Internetex.
And then we will say:
"Gentlemen! Mission successfully accomplished!"
No.
They took it all?
Goddamn thieves!
Thieves!
My stuff…
Where are my things?
Consequence!
Computers!
We no longer…
have to pay for the Internet.
Over and out.
Freedom needs to be taken.
You have to fight for freedom!
And we,
now,
will win back…
our…
freedom!
No!
Freedom!
Norbi, what are you doing here, brother?
Am I dead? Is this heaven?
I'm not properly qualified to give you a straight answer to that question.
But if I'm dead and this is heaven, you must be--
In different parts of the world they worship me under many names.
In India, I'm called the Server,
in Europe - the Internet.
In America - Wi-Fi.
Whatever.
The Internet!
You said it, brother.
But how does it work here?
You have Internet here?
Everything is here!
Do you have a fast speed link?
Hyperloop is no match!
You have pizza?
Vegetarian, Mexican, mild, spicy,
double cheese, triple cheese,
all the pasta.
Whatever you want!
Had I known it before, I would've died a long time ago.
Had I known I'd fall, I would've laid down.
But…
It’s all so beautiful, but…
Why do I have such hair?
Norbi…
In here, all of us
have a new image.
Am I allowed to stay here?
Let me check.
I'm afraid you're not.
Why not?
I'm sorry, Norbi.
There are no vacancies.
Check again, man.
I already did.
So… What am I now…
Norbi, chill out, bro.
It's only…
a little demo.
A demonstration version of paradise.
A demo-heaven.
That's right.
If you truly want to get back up here,
you have to go back down
and complete all the levels on your own.
If you succeed, you can get the full version!
Cheers to you, Norbi!
Damnit!
Sonny!
It's you honey!
You left the house, I'm so glad!
Come! Come! Come!
Listen! We just bought
a mobile internet package from Internetex.
I'm so excited. Listen!
Go to the room, everybody is already there.
All the family.
And I will bring the pound cake.
THE END
Honey,
it's all for you.
Wow! Thanks.
First we will have a snack…
and after…
Now it’s my turn.
Your Marian has a beautiful surprise for you.
-Watch. -Really?
Watch.
Five,
four,
three,
two,
one…
No way! That's really something!
My sweet Marian!
And it's all for my beloved sunshine.