1 00:00:07,528 --> 00:00:10,705 [excited synth music] 2 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:33,641 [mechanical whirring] 3 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:40,300 [rock music] 4 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,128 - [JTRO] So the story goes, 5 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:43,999 that once upon a yesterday, 6 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:46,306 way back in the dry ages, 7 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:50,223 ducks ruled the Earf until some Beat God dude named 8 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:53,008 Beat Massa X came down from the stars 9 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:55,837 and brought the blood sport Beat-Beat Revelation 10 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:58,231 and a comet full of booze to our world. 11 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:03,454 He enslaved the ducks with the fear of being flipped 12 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,630 straight edge again on the spot. 13 00:01:05,673 --> 00:01:08,981 Because as we all know, without no booze, 14 00:01:09,024 --> 00:01:10,896 they would become un-drunk. 15 00:01:12,071 --> 00:01:14,987 The Beat Massa descended upon them with his unstoppable 16 00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:19,513 army of L Black D's and 187ed the known duck world, 17 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:22,516 in what we now know as the Beat Wars. 18 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:27,564 And when da land was sucked dry of all of her fossil boozies 19 00:01:27,608 --> 00:01:30,219 the Beat Massa began the cycle anew. 20 00:01:30,263 --> 00:01:32,570 The Wet Shit swept across the land. 21 00:01:32,613 --> 00:01:34,701 187-ing all the peeps, 22 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:37,140 And 911-ing Mother Earf, 23 00:01:37,183 --> 00:01:39,359 refilling the fossil boozies 24 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:42,536 for the new race of enslaved peeps to mine for him 25 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,451 all over again. 26 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:45,322 Us. 27 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:51,371 In the Wastes of the old world, Beat-Beat Revelation 28 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:52,938 is still the only way of life. 29 00:01:54,939 --> 00:01:57,812 Where the ultimate prize is the Quatro, 30 00:01:57,856 --> 00:01:59,379 or booze as it was once known. 31 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:03,775 Whoever controls the Quatro, controls the Wastes. 32 00:02:03,818 --> 00:02:08,823 And only one Quatro oasis remains; the FP, our home. 33 00:02:12,087 --> 00:02:13,132 My name is JTRO. 34 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:15,439 I'm a RE-NINJ. 35 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:19,312 A Beat Warrior like my father before me. 36 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:20,966 In the many battles we fought, 37 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:25,144 beating off the rage fueled followers of Beat Massa X, 38 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:28,146 we lost many loved ones. 39 00:02:31,846 --> 00:02:34,021 Until I met CHAI-T, 40 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,503 The Beat Battle Queen from the Wastes 41 00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:40,464 who strengthened the FP with her tribe of Warrior Ninjawas 42 00:02:40,507 --> 00:02:43,380 and helped us finally bring peace to the FP. 43 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:45,991 Shit was chill. 44 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:47,949 We threw some pups. 45 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,127 Our daughter, CHAI-TRO grew into a strong young Beat-offer. 46 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:59,178 But sadly, due to some health politics, 47 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:02,007 her brother, JR-TRO took a dirt nap at birth. 48 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:04,923 Time passed 49 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:09,754 until CHAI-TRO discovered she could beat through time 50 00:03:09,797 --> 00:03:12,539 with her feet on her 18th BD. 51 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:16,239 She ventured into the past, 52 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:21,244 helping us destroy Beat Massa X's booze comet 53 00:03:21,287 --> 00:03:22,984 that was poisoning our Earf. 54 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:28,555 And together, as a family, we defeated L DUBBA E. 55 00:03:31,471 --> 00:03:34,822 Finally eliminating the Beat Massa's only remaining weapon 56 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,215 from the Beat Wars. 57 00:03:37,477 --> 00:03:39,653 But our cycle's time has finally come. 58 00:03:41,089 --> 00:03:42,526 The Wet Shit, 59 00:03:42,569 --> 00:03:44,919 a never ending storm of sobriety from which 60 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,181 there ain't no cure, 61 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:50,098 has swept across the entire Earf 62 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:52,362 and is on the FP's doorstep. 63 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,843 Can we save the FP in time? 64 00:03:56,975 --> 00:04:01,066 Or will we become stone cold sober 4Evz? 65 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:16,255 [mechanical whirring] 66 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:24,829 [fantasy music] 67 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:54,162 - Duck marks the spot. 68 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,383 - So this is CHAI-QUACK-TICA, huh? 69 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:58,384 - What's left of it. 70 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:07,785 - It's thought it would be a little bit bigger 71 00:05:07,828 --> 00:05:10,091 considering it used to be the most advanced civilization 72 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,789 on Earf or whatevz. 73 00:05:11,832 --> 00:05:14,922 - Well, it was once upon a long ago. 74 00:05:15,836 --> 00:05:17,750 - Yeah. Now no one even remembers 'em. 75 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:27,413 [driving rock-synth music] 76 00:06:34,393 --> 00:06:35,916 - Ducks marks the spot. 77 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:41,444 [driving rock-synth music continues] 78 00:07:10,951 --> 00:07:13,867 [musical jingling] 79 00:07:17,392 --> 00:07:19,394 Follow my beats, carefs. 80 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:25,923 [light ringing music] 81 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,962 - [Announcer] Stank! Whoopsiedooz! 82 00:08:05,005 --> 00:08:06,441 Floppy twat step! 83 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:11,359 - Balance, yo. 84 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:12,970 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 85 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:23,720 So do you really think what we're looking for is here? 86 00:08:23,763 --> 00:08:26,418 - The prophecy was hided here by the Way Backs. 87 00:08:26,461 --> 00:08:28,725 And only the descendies of the Way Backs can find it 88 00:08:28,768 --> 00:08:29,595 here again. 89 00:08:30,465 --> 00:08:31,292 - Oh boy. 90 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:37,647 [ethereal music] 91 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:53,445 Okay, so now what? 92 00:09:00,408 --> 00:09:02,846 - Two, four, eight. 93 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:06,458 Two pads. 94 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,634 Two peeps. 95 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:09,548 - Too easy. 96 00:09:19,514 --> 00:09:22,126 - Left arrow, right arrow. 97 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:24,215 - Interesting. 98 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:30,787 - Three, two, one. 99 00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:33,616 [arrows ringing] 100 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:38,229 - Okay, well that sounded good. 101 00:09:38,272 --> 00:09:39,447 Now what, four? 102 00:09:45,105 --> 00:09:47,499 - Left arrow, down arrow. 103 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:50,241 - Right arrow, up arrow. 104 00:09:50,284 --> 00:09:53,026 [arrows ringing] 105 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:57,727 Okay, I'm picking up what you're laying down. 106 00:09:57,770 --> 00:09:58,858 - Copy-roo. 107 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:00,860 Eightses. 108 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:08,563 - All. 109 00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:10,217 - All. 110 00:10:11,392 --> 00:10:13,873 [arrows ringing] 111 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:16,702 - [Announcer] Two, four, eight. 112 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,531 Combo mode unlocked. 113 00:10:19,574 --> 00:10:21,446 - That means don't miss any. 114 00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:24,579 - Yeah, I know what that means. 115 00:10:24,623 --> 00:10:25,972 - [Announcer] Three, 116 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,582 two, 117 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:28,453 one. 118 00:10:29,889 --> 00:10:31,543 Beat-Beat. 119 00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:32,587 - Here goes nothing! 120 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:37,288 [upbeat synth music] 121 00:11:04,358 --> 00:11:05,882 Easy. We're on the same team! 122 00:11:05,925 --> 00:11:07,187 - Then keep up. 123 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,932 - Ahh, fuck me. 124 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:16,893 [upbeat synth music continues] 125 00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:36,782 - [Announcer] Chill. 126 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,131 - You gassed? 127 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,916 - I'm not gassed, 128 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,439 I'm just breathing. 129 00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:42,614 - You look gassed. 130 00:11:46,966 --> 00:11:49,447 - JTRO, my youngling. 131 00:11:51,231 --> 00:11:52,885 You has finally come. 132 00:11:56,671 --> 00:11:57,803 - Mom? 133 00:11:59,587 --> 00:12:02,025 - I am her memzies. 134 00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:05,811 Left behind to guide y'all when the time came a-do. 135 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,595 - Time for what a-do? 136 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,815 - Your final battle. 137 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:14,341 The one that decides the fate of all our peeps. 138 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,300 - Stopping the Wet Shit, right, I know. 139 00:12:16,343 --> 00:12:17,780 - Faleses. 140 00:12:17,823 --> 00:12:20,913 There is no stopping the Wet Shit. 141 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:24,047 The Wet Shit is the planet's defense system 142 00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:27,137 leading to a wet age that reboots the Earf 143 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,487 and refills the Quatro. 144 00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:31,924 It 187'd the ducks 145 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:36,146 as it will y'all if you fails. 146 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,409 - How do we save our peeps? 147 00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:42,892 - There is hope. A cure for your peeps. 148 00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:46,069 The Fountain of 4Evz, 149 00:12:46,112 --> 00:12:51,117 where Bloody Quatro brews with the power of re-life, yo. 150 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,468 - Wait, so where do we find this Fountain of 4Evz? 151 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:56,731 - Not, wherezies. 152 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,255 Whenzies. 153 00:12:58,298 --> 00:12:59,647 - Okay, then whenzies? 154 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:02,041 - The Zero Dark. 155 00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:05,131 - The futies. 156 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,654 - Correcty. 157 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,613 Beyond your time. 158 00:13:08,656 --> 00:13:11,529 It hasn't activated in yours yet, 159 00:13:11,572 --> 00:13:15,881 but take heed, unlocking the Fountain of 4Evz 160 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:18,275 will also unlock him. 161 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,146 - Who? 162 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,974 - Take the Quad-Force. 163 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,500 It will show you the way. 164 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:29,112 Only the Duckborne can save the Earf. 165 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:36,119 Take the Quad-Force, it will show you the way. 166 00:13:36,162 --> 00:13:39,818 Only the Duckborne can save the Earf. 167 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:40,950 - Mom! 168 00:13:40,993 --> 00:13:42,212 Mom! 169 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:45,955 [computer whirring] 170 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:53,527 [somber synth music] 171 00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:55,312 - You fresh? 172 00:13:56,617 --> 00:13:59,229 - I never even knew what she looked like before. 173 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,275 - She had a pretty cracking rig for a holo-do. 174 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:03,450 - Yeah, she did. 175 00:14:06,801 --> 00:14:08,629 [Intense magic jingle] 176 00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:20,467 So, do you know what any of that means? 177 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,556 - Just the hot goss. 178 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,210 We should get this back to DC. 179 00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:29,346 [somber synth music swells] 180 00:14:49,496 --> 00:14:52,586 [upbeat synth music] 181 00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,246 - Ducks in a barrel. 182 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,728 [WMD quacking] 183 00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:08,254 [foreboding music] 184 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,344 [radio whirring] 185 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,086 - Chromedome, 186 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,783 come on back. 187 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,569 [radio whirring] 188 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:22,921 Trailer Henge, hola. 189 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,706 [radio whirring] 190 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,711 Anyone at the 248? 191 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,757 Anybody in the 2-4-8? 192 00:15:33,627 --> 00:15:36,369 [radio whirring] 193 00:15:37,718 --> 00:15:38,806 Fuck. 194 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:44,073 [foreboding music continues] 195 00:15:44,116 --> 00:15:48,033 [intense thunder storm] 196 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:52,603 Hasta la vista. 197 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:57,738 - [Stanya] She's so jealous of my hot looks. 198 00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,959 She's always fucking worried that I'm hotter than her. 199 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:01,786 She's right! 200 00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:03,570 - Fokliff! 201 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:07,922 - Time travel? How 'bout I go back, time travel to my 202 00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:11,491 trailer and fucking kick your ass the way I should have! 203 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:14,755 - So you sent me back in time so I could tell younger youse 204 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:18,150 and dadzies that y'all got 10 365s to find a way 205 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,717 to stop the Wet Shit? 206 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,807 - Well, technically you sent yourself back through time. 207 00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:25,070 But, yeah, paraphrase. 208 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:25,984 - Hevz. 209 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,072 Did it work? 210 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,465 - TBD, yo. 211 00:16:28,508 --> 00:16:29,944 - Well, now what? 212 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:32,947 - Now we wait for Uncle DC to interpret the prophecy 213 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,862 and then we does what we always do. 214 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,040 The impossy. 215 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,000 - Yo. 216 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,567 - Yo, Dad-TRO. 217 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:46,787 You really think we're tuff enough to 187 Beat Massa X? 218 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,964 - Winning's not about strength, CHAI-TRO. 219 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,316 It's about patience and commitment. 220 00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:55,927 - That's hevz. 221 00:16:58,538 --> 00:16:59,713 - Beliee' dat. 222 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,938 - You rents is always so cryptic and shit. 223 00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:09,723 - A fool who says more than is necessary 224 00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:11,943 only proves that he is weak and shit. 225 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,337 [glass smashes offscreen] 226 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,515 - You're late. - I know. 227 00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:20,169 I know. 228 00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:21,170 What can I get you? 229 00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:22,997 - Me? 230 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,610 - Yeah, you're over 18. 231 00:17:26,652 --> 00:17:27,785 You're awake. 232 00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:29,439 What can I get you? 233 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,400 You know, they say 234 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,750 the perfect drink 235 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:42,147 can help you see the future and help you erase your past. 236 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,715 - The right drink has nothing to prove. 237 00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:48,284 The right drink answers questions before you even ask. 238 00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:50,286 You heard? - Yeah, I heard! 239 00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:51,548 - You heard, but do you listen? 240 00:17:51,591 --> 00:17:55,029 - Yes, I listen! Oh my god, dad! 241 00:17:55,073 --> 00:18:00,078 The fucking Wastes are up to their fucking eyeballs 242 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,167 in the Wet Shit! 243 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:06,911 And whether you like it or not, in fucking 7 HRS's, 244 00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:08,913 so are we! 245 00:18:08,956 --> 00:18:11,350 You can't get away from it, it's impossible! 246 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,786 You heard that? 247 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,962 - Yeah. I'm not deaf, AK. 248 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,357 Here, sip this. 249 00:18:20,881 --> 00:18:23,057 [magical jingle] 250 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:25,538 Now, what does that drink tell you? 251 00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:27,453 - That 252 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,240 the impossible is just something quitters made up 253 00:18:31,283 --> 00:18:33,807 to feel better about themselves. 254 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:37,594 - Sentence and quitting rolls to Rage. 255 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,206 - I'll drink to that. 256 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,600 - You'll drink to anything, you're an alcoholic. 257 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,299 - And I got that from you. You're my father. So... 258 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,259 - Doctor said not to drink! 259 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,393 [thunder rumbling] 260 00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:59,442 [soft synth music] 261 00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:02,749 [KCDC quacks] 262 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,971 - Alright, hit me, what have we got? 263 00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:11,062 - A'ight gather round. 264 00:19:11,105 --> 00:19:13,282 It's prophecy mode up in here, bitch. 265 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,764 Closer. 266 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,332 Reading all this quack makes my ass all tender, yo. 267 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,558 Yo! 268 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,562 This ain't the post-apocalypse. 269 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:36,261 It's the post-POST-apocalypse. 270 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:39,569 The Earf 187'd twice cause of the Wet Shit. 271 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:42,136 And if it 187's thrice- 272 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,225 - Hashtag time's up. 273 00:19:43,268 --> 00:19:44,400 - Beliee' dat! 274 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,968 - All right, so what's the prophecy say? 275 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,840 - Y'all pronouncing it wrong. 276 00:19:49,883 --> 00:19:52,451 The Quad-Force ain't no prophesy, 277 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,148 it's a proph-e-key. 278 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,499 - What? 279 00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:59,241 [KCDC quacking] 280 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,638 - There is four pieces of the Quad-Force. 281 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:06,552 Balance, 282 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:08,989 expeditiousness, 283 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,078 aggression, 284 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,516 and tempo. 285 00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:16,606 Combined, they unlock the Fountain of 4Evz, 286 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,825 where the Bloody Quatro flows. 287 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:22,307 The booze of resurrection itself that brings life and joy 288 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,004 back to the un-lifed, yo. 289 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,271 And it slumbers deep down in the Zero Dark. 290 00:20:29,314 --> 00:20:32,970 In the post-post-POST-apocalypse and shit. 291 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:35,668 - Jesus-lou-esus. 292 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:42,196 - But the Bloody Quatro you seek slumbers 293 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,591 in the Fountain of 4Evz comes with its ass a price. 294 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:50,422 Cause it's the very blood of the Beat Massa X himself. 295 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,649 CHAI-LATTAY told me a time would come when I'd have to 296 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,215 lay some knowledge on y'all. 297 00:21:02,129 --> 00:21:04,567 Now here I is ready to lay it. 298 00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:10,399 Your mother could also beat through time, 299 00:21:10,442 --> 00:21:12,139 for she was Duckborne. 300 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,318 As are you, CHAI-TRO. 301 00:21:17,144 --> 00:21:18,842 - Duck what? 302 00:21:18,885 --> 00:21:21,323 - Duck Legend tells of a She-Ro of time 303 00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:23,020 known as the Duckborne. 304 00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,239 - Okay. 305 00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:28,242 - A warrior with the body of a mortal 306 00:21:28,286 --> 00:21:30,593 and the blood and soul of a duck, 307 00:21:30,636 --> 00:21:34,727 whose destiny is to help 187 the evil Beat Massa X 308 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,990 once and for all, yo. 309 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,078 - What? 310 00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:40,298 - All right guys, look, lighten up. 311 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,126 Are you guys actually fucking for real with this shit 312 00:21:42,169 --> 00:21:43,345 right now? 313 00:21:43,388 --> 00:21:44,868 - This shit's as real as it gets, JTRO. 314 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,350 It was your mother's duty 315 00:21:48,393 --> 00:21:51,918 to beat through time to this world to defeat Beat Massa X. 316 00:21:53,572 --> 00:21:56,140 CHAI-LATTAY whooped his ass. 317 00:21:56,183 --> 00:21:58,185 Locked him up tight, threw away the key. 318 00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:01,363 - The proph-e-key! [NITRO grunts] 319 00:22:01,406 --> 00:22:05,454 - But your mother new BMX would return, JTRO. 320 00:22:06,846 --> 00:22:09,893 As long as the Comet of Dawn poisoned the Earf, 321 00:22:09,936 --> 00:22:11,111 the cycle continues. 322 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,811 The Wet Shit covers the land 323 00:22:14,854 --> 00:22:17,683 and Bloody Quatro begin to flow. 324 00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:22,732 Re-lifing his ass again and again and again. 325 00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:24,821 - The fuck are we supposed to do about it? 326 00:22:24,864 --> 00:22:26,910 - She said you'd know when the time came. 327 00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:31,088 But them wheels of time is rolling, JTRO. 328 00:22:32,829 --> 00:22:34,657 It's time we roll together. 329 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:37,529 [loud thundering] 330 00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:41,446 [Quad-Force humming] 331 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:42,839 - Whoa. 332 00:22:42,882 --> 00:22:44,275 But, I mean, real talk. 333 00:22:45,885 --> 00:22:47,539 This shit's pretty bev, hey. 334 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:50,803 - This shit is a full on duck blur, yo. 335 00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,414 - Tell me about it. 336 00:22:52,457 --> 00:22:53,458 Now what? 337 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,331 - [Alarm] Intruder, yo. Intruder, yo. 338 00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,247 Intruder, yo. Intruder, yo. 339 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:01,640 - We got company, Yo. 340 00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:03,729 - Then I guess it's about time we address the duck 341 00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,296 in the room. 342 00:23:05,339 --> 00:23:08,952 [mechanical clicking] 343 00:23:08,995 --> 00:23:11,563 [dance music] 344 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:14,392 [crowd cheering "Bop"] 345 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,314 Who the fuck are you and what the fuck do you think 346 00:23:23,357 --> 00:23:24,620 you're doing in my town? 347 00:23:24,663 --> 00:23:28,841 - I'm the weapon of mass duck-struction, Mr. FP. 348 00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:30,669 So don't make my ass quack! 349 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:32,454 - What the duck? 350 00:23:32,497 --> 00:23:34,673 - I've come for the Duckborne. 351 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:38,329 So toss her on over and shit won't get wet. 352 00:23:38,372 --> 00:23:40,113 - Come on over here and I'll show you wet, asshole. 353 00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:42,159 - 187, y'all, 187, y'all! 354 00:23:42,202 --> 00:23:45,336 [WMD laughing] 355 00:23:45,379 --> 00:23:48,774 - There you go, TRO-splaining my fucking ass. 356 00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:50,254 Condescending cunt. 357 00:23:50,297 --> 00:23:52,822 - Don't you TRO me unless you know me, motherfucker. 358 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,258 - Oh, shit! 359 00:23:54,301 --> 00:23:55,389 - Calm-a-do. 360 00:23:56,347 --> 00:23:57,827 - This is calm-a-do. 361 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,829 - Mo' fuckas love running they mouths til some one shoves 362 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:01,308 some dirt down they throats. 363 00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:03,180 - Shut his fucking mouth! 364 00:24:03,223 --> 00:24:05,878 - The Duckborne or your town, Mr. FP. 365 00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:06,966 [Beat-Gat] Click, Click! 366 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:08,185 What's it going to be? 367 00:24:08,228 --> 00:24:09,534 - Shoot his ass! 368 00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:13,146 - Face down and wet or face up and dry? 369 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,758 - Shoot his other eye, for fuck's sake! 370 00:24:15,801 --> 00:24:18,412 - I ain't going to call all fucking day. 371 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:20,023 - You going to do something? 372 00:24:20,066 --> 00:24:21,372 Or am I going to have to walk over there and make you 373 00:24:21,415 --> 00:24:22,286 do something? 374 00:24:22,329 --> 00:24:23,722 - Bap, bap, bap, motherfucker! 375 00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:25,550 - Fuck it. Let's bop. 376 00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:26,377 - A'ight. 377 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:28,292 [Beat-Gat] Bang! 378 00:24:28,335 --> 00:24:29,554 [Beat-Gat] Blap! 379 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:30,424 [Beat-Gat] Toasty! 380 00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:31,251 - Dadzies! 381 00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:32,078 [Beat-Gat] Sik! 382 00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:33,079 [CHAI-TRO screams] 383 00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:34,211 [Beat-Gat] King Killa! 384 00:24:34,254 --> 00:24:35,299 [Beat-Gat] De-LOOXE! 385 00:24:35,342 --> 00:24:36,561 - Whoooow! 386 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:37,736 [Beat-Gat] Hit a house! 387 00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:39,782 - Fuck this! 388 00:24:43,002 --> 00:24:44,569 - I'll wait here. 389 00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:46,615 [upbeat dramatic music] 390 00:24:46,658 --> 00:24:49,748 [low rumbling] 391 00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,409 - Yo, 187, yo! 392 00:24:58,452 --> 00:24:59,671 Yeah! 393 00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,064 [WMD exhales] 394 00:25:01,107 --> 00:25:02,805 - Take that, duck-duck bitch! 395 00:25:02,848 --> 00:25:05,982 - What's a matter with you, you duck fucker? 396 00:25:06,025 --> 00:25:07,418 - Fuck duck fucker! 397 00:25:07,461 --> 00:25:09,072 [cheering continues] 398 00:25:09,115 --> 00:25:11,291 - Knock that motherfucker out! 399 00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:14,686 - Put him in a body bag! [ATRO laughing] 400 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,296 - Now start quacking, duck face. 401 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,733 - Come on! 402 00:25:17,776 --> 00:25:19,778 - What the fuck are you doing in my town? 403 00:25:19,822 --> 00:25:21,258 - You know. 404 00:25:21,301 --> 00:25:22,085 This. 405 00:25:22,128 --> 00:25:22,999 [Beat-Gat] Click, Click! 406 00:25:23,042 --> 00:25:24,783 [Beat-Gat fires] 407 00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:25,871 - Dadzies! 408 00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:33,618 [JTRO gasping] 409 00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:35,185 - You on the up and up? 410 00:25:35,228 --> 00:25:37,143 - Feel like I just got throat fucked by a sledgehammer. 411 00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:38,318 - Dadzie! 412 00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:40,277 - Hey! I'll fuckin' shoot you! 413 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,104 - Yo rentz! 414 00:25:41,147 --> 00:25:42,018 - No! 415 00:25:42,061 --> 00:25:44,368 Oh, you sloppy fucking drongo! 416 00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:45,978 - Dadzie! 417 00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:47,719 - Just go. I'll catch up. 418 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:51,593 Fuck! 419 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,204 [upbeat music] 420 00:25:54,247 --> 00:25:56,902 [Stanya screaming] 421 00:25:57,816 --> 00:25:59,470 [water breaks] 422 00:25:59,513 --> 00:26:02,125 - Oh, shit! 423 00:26:02,168 --> 00:26:04,649 - Yo rentz! Dadzies! [CHAI-TRO Screaming] 424 00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:05,781 - [Announcer] Three, 425 00:26:05,824 --> 00:26:07,086 two, 426 00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:08,348 one, 427 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:10,350 remix! 428 00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:13,702 [dramatic music] 429 00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:25,496 [waves crash] 430 00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:31,328 [CHAI-T sniffing] 431 00:26:35,941 --> 00:26:38,552 [JTRO yelling] 432 00:26:40,293 --> 00:26:41,512 - Oh geez. What? 433 00:26:41,555 --> 00:26:42,513 Where the fuck am I? 434 00:26:42,556 --> 00:26:44,036 - Atop of me! Get off! 435 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,255 - Geez, sorry. 436 00:26:45,298 --> 00:26:46,952 Sorry, it's my first time travel. 437 00:26:50,521 --> 00:26:51,348 Where are they? 438 00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:54,743 - I don't understand. 439 00:26:54,786 --> 00:26:56,483 I was right behind them. 440 00:26:57,484 --> 00:26:58,964 - Okay, fine. 441 00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:01,445 All right, let's just focus on what we know right now. 442 00:27:01,488 --> 00:27:05,101 Which I guess is fucking nothing, right? 443 00:27:05,144 --> 00:27:06,755 - We need to calm-a-do. 444 00:27:06,798 --> 00:27:07,799 Refresh-ifie. 445 00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:10,889 At least we have the Quad-Force. 446 00:27:12,499 --> 00:27:14,110 - Yeah, about that. Um... 447 00:27:15,807 --> 00:27:20,464 I think CHAI-TRO had it when that WMD dude fucking took her. 448 00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:23,162 - So we've lost our little CHAI and we've lost 449 00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:24,511 the Quad-Force. 450 00:27:24,555 --> 00:27:27,384 [CHAI-T sniffing] 451 00:27:29,212 --> 00:27:31,475 - The future, huh? Far out. 452 00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:35,958 - JTRO, come-a-do. - Okay. 453 00:27:38,003 --> 00:27:41,180 Are you okay? [CHAI-T shushes] 454 00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:43,705 [CHAI-T shushes] - I didn't say anything. 455 00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:45,794 [CHAI-T sniffing] 456 00:27:45,837 --> 00:27:47,665 Is that CHAI-TRO's? 457 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:50,537 - This way. 458 00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:52,626 - Here we go again. 459 00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:55,978 [rock music] 460 00:27:56,021 --> 00:27:57,544 [CHAI-T sniffing] 461 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:11,080 ♪ I stand alone 462 00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:16,128 ♪ With my back to the wall 463 00:28:16,781 --> 00:28:18,740 ♪ The road ahead 464 00:28:18,783 --> 00:28:23,745 ♪ An endless journey 465 00:28:24,789 --> 00:28:26,922 ♪ I've never known 466 00:28:26,965 --> 00:28:31,970 ♪ How to answer the call 467 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,756 ♪ But no one else 468 00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:39,761 ♪ Can do it for me 469 00:28:41,066 --> 00:28:44,940 ♪ In this alternate reality 470 00:28:44,983 --> 00:28:48,857 ♪ You can find me where I'm meant to be ♪ 471 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:53,905 ♪ Searching for a better future tomorrow ♪ 472 00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:58,518 ♪ Tonight 473 00:28:58,562 --> 00:29:02,261 ♪ Our destiny is calling me 474 00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:07,310 ♪ I will lead us to the better tomorrow ♪ 475 00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:10,879 ♪ Tonight 476 00:29:14,099 --> 00:29:19,104 [US national anthem blows through the wind] 477 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:30,420 What the fuck happened? 478 00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:33,640 They're all gone. 479 00:29:33,684 --> 00:29:35,991 - We never came home. 480 00:29:36,034 --> 00:29:38,907 [dark music] 481 00:29:59,449 --> 00:30:02,365 - Without CHAI-TRO, we can't activate the remix again. 482 00:30:15,508 --> 00:30:20,165 [soft synth music] 483 00:30:31,655 --> 00:30:34,484 - [BLT] BTRO's death wasn't your fault. 484 00:30:34,527 --> 00:30:36,442 It was his. 485 00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:38,618 He wasn't expecting the unexpected. 486 00:30:38,662 --> 00:30:42,796 But it sure as fuck expected him, you heard? 487 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:47,149 And now yo ass is here so you won't make the same mistakes. 488 00:30:47,192 --> 00:30:49,499 In order to master Beat-Beat, you gots to master 489 00:30:49,542 --> 00:30:52,154 the four rules of the B.E.A.T. 490 00:30:54,460 --> 00:30:56,114 Gots to keep your shit straight. 491 00:30:56,158 --> 00:30:58,421 All evened out and dialed in to the end 492 00:30:58,464 --> 00:31:01,424 no matter what slaps you upside the cock-sucker. 493 00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:06,559 Never ignorant and getting goals accomplished. 494 00:31:08,866 --> 00:31:10,215 - Yo. 495 00:31:13,131 --> 00:31:14,002 Yo, JTRO. 496 00:31:15,481 --> 00:31:16,743 - Yo. 497 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,267 - So it's true. 498 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:19,224 You lost her. 499 00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:20,356 - I didn't lose her. 500 00:31:20,399 --> 00:31:22,924 - Well, she ain't here. So... 501 00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:25,361 In fact, 502 00:31:26,971 --> 00:31:29,060 you ain't never brought her around to see us. 503 00:31:30,018 --> 00:31:31,323 - She wouldn't understand. 504 00:31:33,586 --> 00:31:34,631 I mean, you guys, 505 00:31:36,676 --> 00:31:38,504 everything we went through together, 506 00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:42,856 it was like another life. 507 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:44,902 - It wasn't another life, it was this life! 508 00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:46,643 And it still is, JTRO. 509 00:31:46,686 --> 00:31:48,471 - I don't know how to spit this shit easy, A'ight, 510 00:31:48,514 --> 00:31:49,863 I'm just going to blast it. 511 00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:54,520 If you lose, little CHAI-TRO, if you lose her, 512 00:31:56,783 --> 00:31:58,263 it's done. 513 00:31:58,307 --> 00:32:02,746 Everything is D-U-N, dun. 514 00:32:02,789 --> 00:32:04,095 - Forgetting who you was, 515 00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:05,531 forgetting who we was; 516 00:32:06,532 --> 00:32:08,665 that's what's made you weak, dog. 517 00:32:08,708 --> 00:32:10,058 - Word! 518 00:32:10,101 --> 00:32:14,149 Yo, things only appear impossible when you forget 519 00:32:14,192 --> 00:32:17,021 how you got here in the first place, son. 520 00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:18,675 - That's some real shit, JTRO. 521 00:32:19,632 --> 00:32:21,504 - I don't know what to tell you guys. 522 00:32:22,331 --> 00:32:23,462 I'm fucking old now. 523 00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,076 I'm not climbing anymore. 524 00:32:30,121 --> 00:32:31,557 Just feels like I'm falling. 525 00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:35,170 Waiting to hit the ground. 526 00:32:35,213 --> 00:32:36,998 - Falling is an accident. 527 00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:39,739 Getting back up, that's a fucking choice, JTRO. 528 00:32:40,566 --> 00:32:41,741 - Balance, 529 00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:43,439 expeditiousness, 530 00:32:43,482 --> 00:32:44,527 aggression, 531 00:32:44,570 --> 00:32:45,658 tempo. 532 00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:47,965 JTRO, that is what matters. 533 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:49,706 Did you forget about that shit? 534 00:32:52,317 --> 00:32:53,884 Forget about us? 535 00:32:53,927 --> 00:32:55,842 - The only one you're going to be beatin' off is yourself. 536 00:32:55,886 --> 00:32:57,192 - Oh, whatevz. 537 00:32:57,235 --> 00:32:59,324 I'm going to go save my fucking daughter. 538 00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:01,500 I'm waking off. Peace. 539 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:10,509 - You tink that worked? 540 00:33:10,553 --> 00:33:11,858 - Mmhmm. 541 00:33:11,902 --> 00:33:13,077 - Still got it. 542 00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:17,386 - Tanks. 543 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:18,256 - You're welcs. 544 00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:20,389 Any time, Sis-TRO. 545 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:26,656 - Wow, she's bev. 546 00:33:28,788 --> 00:33:31,226 - Legs go all the way to the butt. 547 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:35,578 [distress signal] 548 00:33:35,621 --> 00:33:38,711 [Microphone] Yo! 549 00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:45,109 - Yo, if y'all peepin' this shit, it means we're all froze. 550 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:47,459 Stone sober as F. 551 00:33:47,503 --> 00:33:50,593 A tsunami of Wet Shit is on the FP's doorstep. 552 00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:54,597 But it's all good cause this is how the proph-e-key 553 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,467 say it do. 554 00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:58,992 If my calculations is correct, 555 00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:00,385 by the time y'all see this shit, 556 00:34:00,429 --> 00:34:03,519 WMD and CHAI-TRO's nearing PMC territory 557 00:34:03,562 --> 00:34:07,479 up north in the 242 where the wet shit goes all cold, yo. 558 00:34:07,523 --> 00:34:10,655 If you find they ass, you'll find the Fountain of 4Evz. 559 00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:14,878 Don't be fearing, JTRO. 560 00:34:14,921 --> 00:34:16,488 We all good here in the rewind. 561 00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:19,143 We just got to take a long ass nap and sort our shit out 562 00:34:19,186 --> 00:34:20,927 till y'all wake us up. 563 00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:22,407 See you soon, Ninj. 564 00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:24,061 Miss yo ass. 565 00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:25,758 [thunder cracks] 566 00:34:25,802 --> 00:34:27,019 Shit! 567 00:34:27,064 --> 00:34:28,413 Peace, hologram. 568 00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:30,111 Shit! 569 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:38,162 [creature whinnying] 570 00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:39,990 - Somethin's walk aboutin'. 571 00:34:40,032 --> 00:34:41,512 - What kind of somethin'? 572 00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:42,992 [giant footsteps] 573 00:34:43,036 --> 00:34:44,733 Oh, fuck me. 574 00:34:44,777 --> 00:34:47,432 [loud thumping] 575 00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:50,566 [creature noises] 576 00:34:51,740 --> 00:34:52,568 Hey. 577 00:34:53,655 --> 00:34:55,135 Yo, you guys from around here? 578 00:34:57,181 --> 00:35:00,097 [speaking Spanish] 579 00:35:03,970 --> 00:35:07,060 [upbeat dance music] 580 00:35:11,717 --> 00:35:14,981 - Just so you know, this is your faultzies. 581 00:35:15,982 --> 00:35:17,593 We should have runzied. 582 00:35:17,636 --> 00:35:19,464 - Oh, come on. It's not my fault that shit's tough 583 00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:20,596 in the Zero Dark. 584 00:35:21,466 --> 00:35:22,946 - Calm-a-do. 585 00:35:22,989 --> 00:35:24,208 We'll figure it out. 586 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:26,515 We always do. 587 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,125 - Oh, what, you ain't fearing? 588 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:29,822 - I ain't even half fearing. 589 00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:31,650 And neither would the JTRO I first met. 590 00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:34,305 - The JTRO you first met didn't have so many miles 591 00:35:34,349 --> 00:35:35,828 not so carefully driven on him either. 592 00:35:41,269 --> 00:35:42,270 To the death? 593 00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:47,188 - Excuse me? 594 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,935 - So you half fearing now? 595 00:35:58,068 --> 00:36:01,158 [rising synth music] 596 00:36:07,251 --> 00:36:09,993 [soft synth music] 597 00:36:10,036 --> 00:36:11,560 [WMD quacking] 598 00:36:14,954 --> 00:36:17,566 - Good morning, Cranberry juice. 599 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:20,264 - Don't you Cranberry juice me, duck boy. 600 00:36:20,308 --> 00:36:23,441 - Duck man to you, home girl. 601 00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:24,921 [magical jingle] 602 00:36:25,878 --> 00:36:27,880 - What the Quad-Force? 603 00:36:27,924 --> 00:36:29,882 That shit's mine! Give me backsies! 604 00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:31,928 - Ain't giving you backsies nothin'. 605 00:36:31,971 --> 00:36:32,798 Shit's mine. 606 00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:34,583 Fair and circle, boo-itch! 607 00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:37,194 - Oh, and you tie me if you knew it was real fair, huh? 608 00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:38,282 - And circle. 609 00:36:38,326 --> 00:36:39,501 [duck grunt] 610 00:36:39,544 --> 00:36:42,068 - You're a weirdo. You know that, right? 611 00:36:42,112 --> 00:36:43,374 - I'm dope as fuck 612 00:36:43,418 --> 00:36:44,680 I do what I want. 613 00:36:44,723 --> 00:36:47,117 - I'm dope a fuck. I do what I want! 614 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,379 You're a weirdo. 615 00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:50,425 - You don't do shit. You're tied up as fuck. 616 00:36:50,468 --> 00:36:51,774 I'm doing whatever the fuck I want, 617 00:36:51,817 --> 00:36:53,341 when I want. 618 00:36:53,384 --> 00:36:54,864 - Cringe. 619 00:36:54,907 --> 00:36:57,345 What the fuck you doing hauling my ass around all these 620 00:36:57,388 --> 00:36:59,651 mountains through all this cold shit, hey? 621 00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:00,783 You got the Quad-Force. 622 00:37:00,826 --> 00:37:02,654 Do your thing. 623 00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:04,439 Peace the fuck off. 624 00:37:04,482 --> 00:37:06,441 - Cause this bullshit ass shit don't do shit without 625 00:37:06,484 --> 00:37:09,139 your dumb Duckborne ass. 626 00:37:09,182 --> 00:37:11,228 Only you can open the Fountain of 4Evz. 627 00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:12,882 - Then give it. 628 00:37:12,925 --> 00:37:14,275 - Nah. I'm good. 629 00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:18,844 - How about you untie me and we'll find out how good you is. 630 00:37:18,888 --> 00:37:22,326 One second with my paws free and youse is dead. 631 00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:24,415 I'm the She-Ro of time, duck head. 632 00:37:26,765 --> 00:37:29,115 [tape rips] 633 00:37:33,119 --> 00:37:35,121 [loud punch] 634 00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:36,949 [duck quacking] 635 00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:40,126 [distant party music and cheering] 636 00:37:41,954 --> 00:37:44,479 - I can't even with all this. 637 00:37:44,522 --> 00:37:46,307 Where the fuck is my life right now? 638 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:51,094 - Just another step on a never ending journey, JTRO. 639 00:37:51,137 --> 00:37:51,964 - Jesus. 640 00:37:52,965 --> 00:37:54,837 How did it come to this? 641 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,318 - Why don't you look back every once a-do? 642 00:37:57,361 --> 00:37:58,667 And memberz? 643 00:37:58,710 --> 00:37:59,537 - Remember what? 644 00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:03,454 It's not like my life ever really made too much sense. 645 00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:08,111 I mean, the first what, 18 years of my life, 646 00:38:08,154 --> 00:38:10,983 I was just some dip-shit kid who grew up on some dirt road 647 00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:12,681 in the middle of nowhere. 648 00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:14,944 I didn't even know it was the post-apocalypse. 649 00:38:14,987 --> 00:38:16,511 - Post-post-apocy. 650 00:38:16,554 --> 00:38:18,513 - Okay, yeah, exactly. 651 00:38:18,556 --> 00:38:19,644 And now look at me. 652 00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:22,125 What, I have magical powers, 653 00:38:22,168 --> 00:38:25,824 some time remixing She-Ro of time daughter? 654 00:38:25,868 --> 00:38:29,262 And I'm what, trying to stop some ancient Beat God tyrant 655 00:38:29,306 --> 00:38:31,613 from reawakening, who wants to destroy the Earf 656 00:38:31,656 --> 00:38:32,483 in the future? 657 00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:34,006 - Okay. 658 00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:37,009 We have a daughter and we're trying to save the world. 659 00:38:38,184 --> 00:38:40,056 This is our story. 660 00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,059 And you don't even know half of it. 661 00:38:43,102 --> 00:38:45,409 - Come on. What is that supposed to mean? 662 00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:47,716 - Do you even know that I'm from another planet? 663 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:49,761 - Wait, what the fuck? You are? 664 00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:50,936 - Yes. 665 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,851 It's part of what makes me me. 666 00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:57,334 - Okay, look, CHAI, 667 00:38:59,031 --> 00:39:01,556 I've always told you that I fell for who you is. 668 00:39:02,948 --> 00:39:04,733 Whatever happened to us in our past, 669 00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:07,344 it doesn't matter. 670 00:39:08,519 --> 00:39:09,999 - Well, it should. 671 00:39:12,044 --> 00:39:14,264 Cause that's how life works, JTRO. 672 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,443 It's a whole series of whack-a-doo events that makes 673 00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:22,359 fuck all sense at the time that somehow always lead us 674 00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:23,839 to today. 675 00:39:23,882 --> 00:39:27,669 And you reflect on the experiences of those wack-a-doos 676 00:39:27,712 --> 00:39:29,410 so you can get to tomorrow. 677 00:39:30,976 --> 00:39:34,066 Or you can just ignore all that shit 678 00:39:35,503 --> 00:39:38,897 and keep making the same mistakes 4Evz. 679 00:39:40,856 --> 00:39:42,423 It's your choice. 680 00:39:42,466 --> 00:39:45,991 [synth music] 681 00:39:48,254 --> 00:39:52,433 [electronic music builds] [crowd cheers] 682 00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:57,438 [rising synth music] 683 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:23,899 - Got any ideas? 684 00:40:23,942 --> 00:40:26,118 - If we don't beat off to the death, 685 00:40:26,162 --> 00:40:27,685 they'll 187 us both. 686 00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:30,079 - Nobody dies today. 687 00:40:30,122 --> 00:40:30,949 - Then keep up. 688 00:40:33,778 --> 00:40:35,171 - [Pine Mutant Language] Tres. 689 00:40:35,214 --> 00:40:36,564 Dos. 690 00:40:36,607 --> 00:40:38,391 Uno! 691 00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:40,872 [Pine Mutant Language] Beat-Beat! 692 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:45,921 [rock music] [arrows whooshing] 693 00:40:52,405 --> 00:40:57,410 [rock music continues] [arrows whooshing] 694 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:20,042 So you got a plan? 695 00:41:20,085 --> 00:41:20,564 Or are we just going to sit here and beat each other off 696 00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:21,565 all night? 697 00:41:21,609 --> 00:41:23,698 - I don't have time for that. 698 00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:28,572 - Hey, take it easy. 699 00:41:28,616 --> 00:41:29,747 - This is easy. 700 00:41:29,791 --> 00:41:31,227 - Okay, we really doing this right now? 701 00:41:31,270 --> 00:41:32,445 Okay. 702 00:41:32,489 --> 00:41:35,753 [rock music continues] [arrows whooshing] 703 00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:36,885 Don't do this, CHAI. 704 00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:38,800 Don't make me pull out the trick shit. 705 00:41:38,843 --> 00:41:40,279 - Please. 706 00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:41,542 You haven't pulled out the trick shit in a whole pile 707 00:41:41,585 --> 00:41:43,065 of 365s. 708 00:41:43,108 --> 00:41:45,981 [rock music continues] 709 00:41:51,769 --> 00:41:53,771 - What are you trying to prove? We're too old for this shit. 710 00:41:53,815 --> 00:41:57,558 - Oh, enough of this too old, blah, blah, blah, shite. 711 00:41:57,601 --> 00:41:59,168 I'm sick of it! 712 00:42:00,169 --> 00:42:03,825 [pine mutant language] [rock music continues] 713 00:42:03,868 --> 00:42:06,567 Remember who you is and youse can do anything. 714 00:42:07,437 --> 00:42:10,353 I know why youse is afraid of chattin' about the past, JTRO. 715 00:42:10,396 --> 00:42:13,617 Because it reminds you how much time has passed 716 00:42:13,661 --> 00:42:16,011 and how little you think we have left. 717 00:42:16,054 --> 00:42:18,753 But pretending to be who you ain't 718 00:42:18,796 --> 00:42:20,493 is what makes you old JTRO. 719 00:42:23,671 --> 00:42:25,934 Beat-Beat is in our blood, yo. 720 00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:27,588 It always has been. 721 00:42:27,631 --> 00:42:29,590 It always will be. 722 00:42:29,633 --> 00:42:32,897 So stop letting time tell you you're D-U-N. 723 00:42:32,941 --> 00:42:35,857 You tell time when you're D-U-N with it. 724 00:42:39,338 --> 00:42:41,819 Now let's go hundo P, JTRO. 725 00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:42,864 To the end. 726 00:42:42,907 --> 00:42:43,734 A'ight? 727 00:42:44,953 --> 00:42:49,653 [rock music continues] [arrows whooshing] 728 00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:07,802 [Pine Mutant Language] Chill. 729 00:43:07,845 --> 00:43:12,850 [soft synth music] [beat-pads hissing] 730 00:43:15,766 --> 00:43:18,116 [crowd cheers] 731 00:43:27,909 --> 00:43:29,084 [beat-pad hisses] 732 00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:31,826 - Mi familia! 733 00:43:33,958 --> 00:43:35,394 You've finally come. 734 00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:39,137 I'll drink to that. 735 00:43:44,142 --> 00:43:47,232 I'm sorry about all that beat off to the death stuff. 736 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,280 But we can't just be letting any assholes in here, ya know? 737 00:43:58,722 --> 00:44:03,684 - These 242 Pine Mutant Ninjas are the last of humanity. 738 00:44:03,988 --> 00:44:06,643 Mutated from the Wet Shit. 739 00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:10,778 Evolved to live out here in the Zero Dark. 740 00:44:12,605 --> 00:44:15,391 Lots changed since your time, JTRO. 741 00:44:15,434 --> 00:44:18,263 But, NITRO said you'd come. 742 00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:22,267 - All right, how the fuck are you still like- 743 00:44:22,311 --> 00:44:24,617 - What? Alive? 744 00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:25,706 - Yeah, duh. 745 00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:30,362 - NITRO brewed me up one of his hibernation cocktails. 746 00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:33,496 I woke up 100 whatevz years later in a cave 747 00:44:33,539 --> 00:44:34,540 on the outside of town. 748 00:44:34,584 --> 00:44:36,673 When I emerged, 749 00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:39,154 I was surrounded by all these fucking weirdos. 750 00:44:40,938 --> 00:44:43,071 I napped my ass all the way into the future 751 00:44:44,028 --> 00:44:46,639 to help you guys find the Fountains of 752 00:44:46,683 --> 00:44:48,641 who gives a shit for NITRO. 753 00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:50,556 - All right, so where the fuck is it then? 754 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,993 - Okay. 755 00:44:52,036 --> 00:44:56,127 It lies high a-top the highest peak of Mount Bitch. 756 00:44:56,171 --> 00:44:58,477 Deep within the Massa Pad. 757 00:44:58,521 --> 00:45:00,915 Invisy's to any but the Duckborne, 758 00:45:00,958 --> 00:45:03,569 blah, blah, blah. 759 00:45:03,613 --> 00:45:04,527 You know the legend. 760 00:45:04,570 --> 00:45:06,877 Look, LSS [Long Story Short], 761 00:45:06,921 --> 00:45:10,489 the only way to unlock the Massa Pad is. 762 00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:11,752 - The Quad-Force. 763 00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:14,232 - Yes. 764 00:45:14,276 --> 00:45:16,974 Which you've lost. 765 00:45:17,018 --> 00:45:18,541 - Misplaced. Take it easy. 766 00:45:19,411 --> 00:45:20,673 - Well, whatevz. 767 00:45:20,717 --> 00:45:23,415 Luckily, I had a couple people that spotted your 768 00:45:23,459 --> 00:45:26,549 duck homeboy and a young lady, which I can only presume 769 00:45:26,592 --> 00:45:30,727 is my niece, hiking up the summit just a few HRS's ago. 770 00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:32,207 - For realzies? 771 00:45:32,250 --> 00:45:33,338 - Uh huh. 772 00:45:33,382 --> 00:45:34,905 So drink up 773 00:45:34,949 --> 00:45:37,603 before the hot shit comes. 774 00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:39,954 I shall show you the way. 775 00:45:42,043 --> 00:45:46,090 [synth music] 776 00:45:46,134 --> 00:45:47,526 - Is we there yet? 777 00:45:47,570 --> 00:45:48,397 - No. 778 00:45:49,746 --> 00:45:51,095 - Is we there yet? 779 00:45:51,139 --> 00:45:52,444 - No, goddammit! 780 00:45:52,488 --> 00:45:53,706 Shut the fuck up! 781 00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:55,012 - Give some ansies! 782 00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:56,709 - What kind of ansies? 783 00:45:56,753 --> 00:45:59,147 - Oh, I don't know, how about who the fuck is you 784 00:45:59,190 --> 00:46:02,890 and why the F-U-K is you do-sing and all this shit? 785 00:46:02,933 --> 00:46:05,370 - A'ight. But shut your chex guzzler, cause I only 786 00:46:05,414 --> 00:46:07,024 be spittin' this shit once, okay? 787 00:46:07,068 --> 00:46:07,895 You heard? 788 00:46:09,113 --> 00:46:11,115 The Duckborne that came before your ass. 789 00:46:11,159 --> 00:46:12,508 - Gramma-LATTAY? 790 00:46:12,551 --> 00:46:16,642 - I'm monologueing, motherfucker! Shut it, okay! 791 00:46:16,686 --> 00:46:21,691 Anyways, your Gramma imprisoned my Massa's Massa, BMX. 792 00:46:22,605 --> 00:46:25,129 My Massa's mission was to find the Quad-Force 793 00:46:25,173 --> 00:46:27,175 and to wake my grand Massa up. 794 00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:31,005 But you and yo rentz slit my pops ass 795 00:46:31,048 --> 00:46:33,659 and now all this shit's up to me and shit. 796 00:46:33,703 --> 00:46:35,661 - L DUBBA E was your pops? 797 00:46:35,705 --> 00:46:38,055 - He raised my ass. Call it whatevz. 798 00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:40,928 And now we're hitting up the Fountain of 4Evz. 799 00:46:40,971 --> 00:46:43,147 When my Grand Massa's icy cold ass 800 00:46:43,191 --> 00:46:46,107 harvests the Bloody Quatro and ages it the perfection 801 00:46:46,150 --> 00:46:47,673 while he sleeps. 802 00:46:47,717 --> 00:46:48,849 - Hold up. 803 00:46:48,892 --> 00:46:50,589 Bloody Quatro? 804 00:46:50,633 --> 00:46:52,853 - Magic booze that can re-life anything! 805 00:46:52,896 --> 00:46:54,811 Pay attention, dummy! 806 00:46:54,855 --> 00:46:56,900 Jesus. - Fuck you 807 00:46:56,944 --> 00:46:59,337 and your magic booze boo shit. 808 00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:01,992 What's with all this TLDR, hey? 809 00:47:02,036 --> 00:47:03,515 You ain't Duckborne. 810 00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:04,952 I is. 811 00:47:04,995 --> 00:47:07,563 So why's your posing ass wearing all that duck shit? 812 00:47:09,913 --> 00:47:11,480 And flashing it all over town? 813 00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:16,441 - Because my Massa fucked up, a'ight? 814 00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:17,921 He took the wrong kid. 815 00:47:18,922 --> 00:47:20,968 You was the Duckborne. 816 00:47:21,011 --> 00:47:24,014 The She-Ro of time boo-shit, not me. 817 00:47:24,058 --> 00:47:24,885 - Hold up! 818 00:47:24,928 --> 00:47:27,322 Don't try and gazzump me. 819 00:47:27,365 --> 00:47:29,324 What's under that stupid helmet? 820 00:47:29,367 --> 00:47:31,456 I know that ain't a real mug, dummy. 821 00:47:32,457 --> 00:47:36,200 - The beats is strong as F-U-K with my fam. 822 00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:38,899 With my mum, 823 00:47:40,726 --> 00:47:41,945 my pops, 824 00:47:42,815 --> 00:47:44,339 with me. 825 00:47:47,211 --> 00:47:48,952 And with my sis. 826 00:47:51,128 --> 00:47:54,262 - What the H-E dubba L? 827 00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:56,829 [tense music] 828 00:48:00,659 --> 00:48:01,573 Bro? 829 00:48:12,193 --> 00:48:14,412 - So we getting close or what? 830 00:48:14,456 --> 00:48:17,938 - When the twinkies fade and the hot shit comes, 831 00:48:17,981 --> 00:48:19,765 the Duckborne will be shown the way. 832 00:48:22,812 --> 00:48:24,901 - Oh, you're so boring! - Oh, for fucks sake. 833 00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:27,164 - What do want me to do? 834 00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:28,687 - Do your shit. 835 00:48:28,731 --> 00:48:30,863 - I don't know what the fuck to do. 836 00:48:30,907 --> 00:48:31,952 - Figure it out. 837 00:48:38,045 --> 00:48:40,438 Easy duckets. 838 00:48:48,272 --> 00:48:51,362 [Quad-Force ringing] 839 00:48:52,842 --> 00:48:56,150 Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. 840 00:48:58,065 --> 00:49:01,155 [Quad-Force ringing] 841 00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:09,163 [eerie music] 842 00:49:13,471 --> 00:49:14,516 [beat-knucks power on] 843 00:49:14,559 --> 00:49:15,473 - Let's go! 844 00:49:19,086 --> 00:49:20,304 - Yo, duck head, 845 00:49:20,348 --> 00:49:21,697 end of the line. 846 00:49:22,524 --> 00:49:24,874 [beat-gat bangs] 847 00:49:29,922 --> 00:49:31,228 - Momzies! 848 00:49:35,319 --> 00:49:36,973 [WMD quacking] 849 00:49:37,017 --> 00:49:41,108 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not D-U-N yet. 850 00:49:41,151 --> 00:49:44,067 It's not time. You're not D-U-N yet. 851 00:49:44,111 --> 00:49:45,895 - Is she a breather? 852 00:49:45,938 --> 00:49:48,593 [somber music] 853 00:49:48,637 --> 00:49:49,638 - I don't know. 854 00:49:49,681 --> 00:49:50,943 Kinda. - Kinda? 855 00:49:51,770 --> 00:49:53,903 - I mean, I took one of those blasts once. 856 00:49:55,774 --> 00:49:57,037 I did okay. 857 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,039 - Barely. And your her size times two. 858 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:00,997 - What happened? What'd I miss? 859 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:02,216 Oh. 860 00:50:02,259 --> 00:50:03,478 One of those days, huh? 861 00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:07,569 Look guys, I don't know how to sugar coat this, 862 00:50:09,614 --> 00:50:11,442 she looks really fucked up right now. 863 00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:16,056 - What the fuck are we going to do? 864 00:50:17,361 --> 00:50:18,971 - The Fountain of 4Evz. 865 00:50:19,015 --> 00:50:20,886 It's the only way to re-life her. 866 00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:22,410 But you better go going fast because she needs 867 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:23,454 Bloody Quatro now. 868 00:50:26,022 --> 00:50:27,719 - You're the She-Ro of time, right? 869 00:50:29,939 --> 00:50:30,766 - Yeah. 870 00:50:32,594 --> 00:50:34,683 Hundo P, that's me. 871 00:50:34,726 --> 00:50:36,380 - Then let's go fucking prove it. 872 00:50:40,602 --> 00:50:41,951 - Guess I'll stay here. 873 00:50:41,994 --> 00:50:45,998 [epic rock music] 874 00:50:52,135 --> 00:50:56,096 [tense music] 875 00:51:05,192 --> 00:51:06,584 [whispy lion growl] 876 00:51:24,950 --> 00:51:27,431 - Hold your horses, dick head. 877 00:51:27,475 --> 00:51:29,346 - What are you waitin' for, motherfucker? 878 00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:45,014 - Yo. 879 00:51:45,057 --> 00:51:46,450 Dad-TRO. 880 00:51:46,494 --> 00:51:47,930 - Dad-TRO? 881 00:51:47,973 --> 00:51:49,714 What do you mean Dad-TRO? 882 00:51:49,758 --> 00:51:51,673 - He's my bro. 883 00:51:51,716 --> 00:51:53,022 - The fuck are you talking about? 884 00:51:53,065 --> 00:51:54,589 - He's got an eye patch. 885 00:51:54,632 --> 00:51:56,982 - So what? A lot of people wearing eye patches these days. 886 00:51:57,026 --> 00:51:59,724 - No one has eye patches but TROS and you know it. 887 00:52:03,206 --> 00:52:06,122 Sure he's got a lot of Waste miles on him or whatevz. 888 00:52:06,166 --> 00:52:06,949 - Fuck you! 889 00:52:06,992 --> 00:52:08,080 - But it's him. 890 00:52:08,124 --> 00:52:09,081 Fuck you. 891 00:52:12,215 --> 00:52:13,085 - JR-TRO? 892 00:52:16,045 --> 00:52:18,221 The mother F'n fuck, man, you died. 893 00:52:18,265 --> 00:52:19,396 - Yeah, past tense and shit. 894 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,181 - Yeah, what kind of and shit? 895 00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:24,184 - Let me just hit you with some BP's. 896 00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:30,538 L DUBBA E found my ass. 897 00:52:31,843 --> 00:52:33,541 Gave me a 2.0 at life. 898 00:52:35,064 --> 00:52:36,761 He raised me and shit. 899 00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:40,765 And we dreamed of a day, 900 00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:43,028 a day where we'd free our Grand Massa 901 00:52:44,029 --> 00:52:46,771 from the cage cast upon his ass 902 00:52:46,815 --> 00:52:49,165 by the ducks and the CHAIS! 903 00:52:50,949 --> 00:52:52,734 And together, 904 00:52:52,777 --> 00:52:55,650 we'd escape all that and we'd escape all that boo-shit 905 00:52:55,693 --> 00:52:59,828 and we'd rule the whole wide Earf 4Evz. 906 00:53:01,308 --> 00:53:04,267 But you all took that dream when you gave my Massa 907 00:53:04,311 --> 00:53:05,790 a dirt nap. 908 00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:10,273 So here I is, dose'n what I can with what I gots. 909 00:53:10,317 --> 00:53:11,883 - What? 910 00:53:11,927 --> 00:53:13,189 What are you doing all this shit for that fucking ice cube 911 00:53:13,233 --> 00:53:14,712 over there, man? 912 00:53:14,756 --> 00:53:18,934 - Because that ice cube over there gave me everything! 913 00:53:18,977 --> 00:53:23,721 His blood gave my ass what neither you or mom-CHAI could. 914 00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:25,462 Life. 915 00:53:27,072 --> 00:53:29,727 - We did the best we could with what we had. 916 00:53:29,771 --> 00:53:33,731 - Oh yeah, the road to Rage is paved with good intentions, 917 00:53:33,775 --> 00:53:34,602 ain'ts it? 918 00:53:34,645 --> 00:53:35,690 - Don't you give that shit! 919 00:53:37,039 --> 00:53:39,737 If we had access to magical god booze blood 920 00:53:39,781 --> 00:53:42,174 from another world, don't you think we would've used 921 00:53:42,218 --> 00:53:43,045 it on you? 922 00:53:45,395 --> 00:53:46,788 You're my fucking son. 923 00:53:51,183 --> 00:53:52,010 - Bio-son. 924 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:54,970 Nothin' more. 925 00:53:55,013 --> 00:53:55,884 [Beat-Gat] Click, Click! 926 00:53:55,927 --> 00:53:58,016 Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew! 927 00:53:58,060 --> 00:54:00,062 [Beat-Gat] Freakin' blap blap blap blap blap! 928 00:54:02,499 --> 00:54:05,154 A'ight. Fuck it. Do you're thing. 929 00:54:05,197 --> 00:54:07,287 I got some resurrectin' to get did. 930 00:54:12,204 --> 00:54:14,468 I'm about to bust a fuckin' duck up in here. 931 00:54:16,078 --> 00:54:20,822 [keys clicking] [computer whirring] 932 00:54:20,865 --> 00:54:23,520 - [Computer] Launch Beat Massa reanimation sequence 933 00:54:23,564 --> 00:54:27,524 Initiating. Initiated. 934 00:54:34,488 --> 00:54:36,228 - All right, I got an idea. 935 00:54:36,272 --> 00:54:37,665 - Spill it. 936 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,188 [WMD laughing] 937 00:54:39,231 --> 00:54:41,930 - My fingers are fast as shit! 938 00:54:41,973 --> 00:54:44,585 - There comes a very important time in every adult's life 939 00:54:44,628 --> 00:54:47,501 when you need to kick the living shit out of your sibling. 940 00:54:48,676 --> 00:54:50,112 Today's that day, CHAI-TRO. 941 00:54:50,155 --> 00:54:51,200 - So down. 942 00:54:52,462 --> 00:54:55,073 I'm sick of listening to that poser quack. 943 00:54:55,117 --> 00:54:57,511 - Check it out Ninjas, I'm ghost-typin'! 944 00:54:57,554 --> 00:54:59,295 - But what are you going to do, hey? 945 00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:04,169 [musical chime] 946 00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:06,476 - I'm going to do what I do best. 947 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,304 I'm going to Beat-Beat this shit right again and send that 948 00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:11,089 fuckin' ice cube packing back to wherever it came from. 949 00:55:12,221 --> 00:55:13,048 Let's rock. 950 00:55:21,317 --> 00:55:22,666 - Yeah. 951 00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:25,321 - [Computer] Beat Massa reanimation sequence 21%. 952 00:55:25,365 --> 00:55:26,191 22%. 953 00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:29,804 - Oh, that's it! 954 00:55:29,847 --> 00:55:31,980 I ain't playing no more! 955 00:55:32,023 --> 00:55:34,852 [upbeat music] 956 00:55:44,993 --> 00:55:47,430 - Oh, I got one too. 957 00:55:47,474 --> 00:55:49,171 Let's splash, ninja! 958 00:55:51,478 --> 00:55:53,697 - Let's get wet, bitch. 959 00:55:53,741 --> 00:55:56,265 - [Computer] Enter destination. 960 00:55:56,308 --> 00:55:57,266 - All right, mom. 961 00:55:58,354 --> 00:55:59,747 I hope this is what you meant. 962 00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:02,053 - [Computer] Destination, the Far As Fuk System 963 00:56:02,097 --> 00:56:03,794 in the Woke Galaxy. 964 00:56:03,838 --> 00:56:05,274 Received. 965 00:56:05,317 --> 00:56:07,624 Eng'yon power up required. 966 00:56:07,668 --> 00:56:10,279 - How the fuck do I power up the Eng'yon? 967 00:56:10,322 --> 00:56:12,281 - [Computer] Excusez-moi. I has a name. 968 00:56:13,891 --> 00:56:16,894 - Okay, computer, what's your fuckin' name? 969 00:56:16,938 --> 00:56:19,636 [Monsieur Computer] Monsieur Computer. 970 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,596 - Okay, Monsieur Computer, how do I fire up 971 00:56:22,639 --> 00:56:24,380 the fucking Eng'yon? 972 00:56:24,424 --> 00:56:26,687 - Authentication level three. 973 00:56:26,730 --> 00:56:29,254 300 le-git combo required. 974 00:56:29,298 --> 00:56:31,300 - Are you fucking kidding me? 975 00:56:31,343 --> 00:56:33,345 - Omega fist mode. 976 00:56:33,389 --> 00:56:34,434 Three, 977 00:56:34,477 --> 00:56:35,435 two, 978 00:56:35,478 --> 00:56:36,958 one, 979 00:56:37,001 --> 00:56:37,828 Beat-Fist! 980 00:56:39,134 --> 00:56:40,570 - Fuck me. 981 00:56:40,614 --> 00:56:45,619 [rock music] [arrows banging] 982 00:56:57,544 --> 00:57:00,938 - There ain't no joy in beating the same ass twice, 983 00:57:00,982 --> 00:57:01,852 is there? 984 00:57:01,896 --> 00:57:03,158 - Couldn't tell ya. 985 00:57:03,201 --> 00:57:05,639 I usually just beat ass right the first time. 986 00:57:06,814 --> 00:57:10,687 - I beat your ass in the ground the first round, homegirl. 987 00:57:10,731 --> 00:57:12,384 - Are you going to do something? 988 00:57:12,428 --> 00:57:14,169 Or am I going to have to come over there ane make you 989 00:57:14,212 --> 00:57:16,476 do something, cunt boy? 990 00:57:16,519 --> 00:57:19,479 - No one calls moi a cunt boy! 991 00:57:21,132 --> 00:57:22,743 Check this shit out! 992 00:57:22,786 --> 00:57:24,571 [both yelling] 993 00:57:24,614 --> 00:57:27,225 [loud beat-axe zapping] 994 00:57:29,706 --> 00:57:31,795 - [Announcer] Axe-ellent! 995 00:57:35,146 --> 00:57:35,973 Axe-pert! 996 00:57:40,021 --> 00:57:40,935 Axe-kicker! 997 00:57:44,678 --> 00:57:45,853 Axe-ceptional! 998 00:57:50,901 --> 00:57:51,902 Axe-plosion! 999 00:57:52,990 --> 00:57:57,952 [rock music] [arrows banging] 1000 00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:12,096 [axes beating] 1001 00:58:13,620 --> 00:58:14,621 [Announcer] Kiss my axe! 1002 00:58:18,799 --> 00:58:20,844 Turbo bitch bash! 1003 00:58:20,888 --> 00:58:22,629 - Check this shit out! 1004 00:58:22,672 --> 00:58:25,066 - [Announcer] Omega-axe mode! 1005 00:58:25,109 --> 00:58:27,982 Crit! Mad crits! Critzilla! 1006 00:58:28,025 --> 00:58:29,026 Yo, kick it! 1007 00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:35,555 [rock music] [arrows banging] 1008 00:58:44,825 --> 00:58:46,870 - Authentication level three. 1009 00:58:46,914 --> 00:58:49,612 Authentic-a-tiy-ated. 1010 00:58:49,656 --> 00:58:51,614 Eng'yon power up. 1011 00:58:51,658 --> 00:58:53,268 Powering up. 1012 00:58:53,311 --> 00:58:56,837 Launch sequence to the Far As Fuk System in the Woke Galaxy 1013 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,752 initiated. 1014 00:58:58,795 --> 00:59:01,711 60 S's until launch. 1015 00:59:01,755 --> 00:59:03,234 59, 1016 00:59:03,278 --> 00:59:04,671 58, 1017 00:59:04,714 --> 00:59:06,542 57, 1018 00:59:06,586 --> 00:59:07,412 56. 1019 00:59:08,544 --> 00:59:10,981 - Two CHAIs with the same Beat-Gat. 1020 00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:14,245 What is the odds? 1021 00:59:14,289 --> 00:59:16,552 - There's something dad never got a chance to teach you 1022 00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:17,988 when you was a little bloke. 1023 00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:19,468 - Save it, Sis-TRO! 1024 00:59:19,511 --> 00:59:21,078 - Winning ain't about strength. 1025 00:59:21,122 --> 00:59:23,603 [Beat-Gat firing] 1026 00:59:25,169 --> 00:59:27,737 [loud zapping] 1027 00:59:29,739 --> 00:59:33,656 It's about patience and commitment, duck head. 1028 00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:34,526 - Whoa! 1029 00:59:35,484 --> 00:59:36,311 Ow! 1030 00:59:37,617 --> 00:59:40,445 Oh no, right in the fuckin' duck! 1031 00:59:40,489 --> 00:59:41,533 My duck... 1032 00:59:42,578 --> 00:59:45,668 Jesus fuckin' duckin' Christ! 1033 00:59:45,712 --> 00:59:46,756 - Whatevz. 1034 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,845 - [Announcer] Bitch axe-executed. 1035 00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:51,456 [WMD yelling] 1036 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:54,808 - [Monsieur Computer] 30 S's remaining until launch. 1037 00:59:54,851 --> 00:59:56,331 29, 1038 00:59:56,374 --> 00:59:57,941 28, 1039 00:59:57,985 --> 00:59:59,073 27. 1040 00:59:59,116 --> 01:00:00,248 - Hey, come on. Let's go. 1041 01:00:00,291 --> 01:00:03,120 - But this whole place is gonna blow. 1042 01:00:03,164 --> 01:00:06,341 [WMD whimpering] 1043 01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:10,258 He's still my bro. 1044 01:00:10,301 --> 01:00:11,520 - You're a fuckin' idiot. 1045 01:00:11,563 --> 01:00:13,261 - That's not your bro. 1046 01:00:13,304 --> 01:00:14,392 That's just some asshole that looks like you. 1047 01:00:14,436 --> 01:00:15,263 Come on! 1048 01:00:16,394 --> 01:00:17,657 Look, CHAI-TRO, I get it. 1049 01:00:19,136 --> 01:00:20,877 Okay, look at me and your uncle AK. 1050 01:00:24,794 --> 01:00:25,752 - Ow! 1051 01:00:25,795 --> 01:00:26,840 - This isn't goodbye. 1052 01:00:30,104 --> 01:00:31,496 It's just fuck you for now. 1053 01:00:34,761 --> 01:00:35,762 Let's roll. 1054 01:00:35,805 --> 01:00:37,198 [Alarm] 1055 01:00:37,241 --> 01:00:40,201 - [Monsieur Computer] 15 S's remaining until launch. 1056 01:00:40,244 --> 01:00:41,637 14, 1057 01:00:41,681 --> 01:00:43,073 13. 1058 01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:44,727 - Oh shit, we got to go. 1059 01:00:45,902 --> 01:00:47,034 Have a nice trip. 1060 01:00:47,077 --> 01:00:49,079 See you next fall, motherfuckers. 1061 01:00:49,123 --> 01:00:50,994 Let's roll. H'Yah! 1062 01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:52,517 - Six, 1063 01:00:52,561 --> 01:00:53,867 five, 1064 01:00:53,910 --> 01:00:55,085 four, 1065 01:00:55,129 --> 01:00:56,434 three, [monster growl] 1066 01:00:56,478 --> 01:00:57,784 two, 1067 01:00:57,827 --> 01:00:59,176 one, 1068 01:00:59,220 --> 01:01:00,047 zero. 1069 01:01:01,657 --> 01:01:02,484 Adieu. 1070 01:01:04,573 --> 01:01:06,401 - And you can cut all your hair off. 1071 01:01:06,444 --> 01:01:07,707 But you're still the same 1072 01:01:08,577 --> 01:01:10,753 disappointed person that you always were, 1073 01:01:10,797 --> 01:01:12,973 you know what I mean? 1074 01:01:13,016 --> 01:01:14,888 [space ship powering up] 1075 01:01:14,931 --> 01:01:15,758 Holy shit! 1076 01:01:17,455 --> 01:01:19,196 [space ship siren blasts] 1077 01:01:20,894 --> 01:01:22,765 What the fuck? 1078 01:01:22,809 --> 01:01:23,984 What the fuck?! 1079 01:01:27,552 --> 01:01:30,294 [loud explosion] 1080 01:01:37,737 --> 01:01:39,782 That Massa Pad's a fuckin' spaceship? 1081 01:01:39,826 --> 01:01:42,045 Did you get the shit? - Yeah, we got the shit. 1082 01:01:44,221 --> 01:01:46,963 [chimezies ringing-a-do'n] 1083 01:01:53,796 --> 01:01:56,451 - What the H just happened? 1084 01:01:56,494 --> 01:01:59,715 - I wasn't D-U-N yet. 1085 01:01:59,759 --> 01:02:01,064 - Neither was I. 1086 01:02:06,766 --> 01:02:07,854 - Finally. 1087 01:02:07,897 --> 01:02:09,072 Feel like I've been waitin' for hours. 1088 01:02:11,858 --> 01:02:14,817 - Well done, my JTRO. 1089 01:02:14,861 --> 01:02:17,777 Though we will never physically meet, 1090 01:02:17,820 --> 01:02:21,998 our pathzies have been evz interconnected. 1091 01:02:22,042 --> 01:02:26,742 The sacra-F's we all made led you to right here. 1092 01:02:26,786 --> 01:02:27,787 Right now. 1093 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:33,183 This may not be the last time your abilities are called upon 1094 01:02:33,227 --> 01:02:35,316 to save your peeps. 1095 01:02:35,359 --> 01:02:37,231 [magical chime] 1096 01:02:39,624 --> 01:02:44,499 This HRS of peace may not last. 1097 01:02:44,542 --> 01:02:47,545 But that does not mean you should jack yourself 1098 01:02:47,589 --> 01:02:50,287 of enjoying this mome-y-do you've earned. 1099 01:02:53,725 --> 01:02:55,205 [flames burning] 1100 01:02:57,294 --> 01:03:00,820 The day's come for you to re-mem and re-flek 1101 01:03:00,863 --> 01:03:03,735 on all the shit you've gone through. 1102 01:03:04,736 --> 01:03:05,999 All the faily-dos, 1103 01:03:07,043 --> 01:03:08,479 all the victories, 1104 01:03:09,350 --> 01:03:13,876 all the experiencies that have led you to right heres, 1105 01:03:14,790 --> 01:03:16,705 right nows. 1106 01:03:16,748 --> 01:03:19,099 And you'll refreshifie 1107 01:03:19,142 --> 01:03:24,104 knowing you've finally solved the riddle of RE-NINJ, JTRO. 1108 01:03:25,453 --> 01:03:28,891 When your Rage is Extinguished, 1109 01:03:28,935 --> 01:03:33,853 Nothing's Impossible on this Neverending Journey. 1110 01:03:33,896 --> 01:03:38,074 Where booze will no longer be a necessity, but a pleasure. 1111 01:03:39,684 --> 01:03:43,950 And yes, everything will change. 1112 01:03:43,993 --> 01:03:47,736 But y'all's future is finally y'all's to make 1113 01:03:48,780 --> 01:03:49,781 wherevz you choose. 1114 01:03:51,522 --> 01:03:54,525 The FP isn't a place, my TRO. 1115 01:03:55,483 --> 01:03:57,572 It's a fam. 1116 01:03:57,615 --> 01:04:01,097 And no matter what happens or wherevz you go, 1117 01:04:01,968 --> 01:04:03,056 the FP, 1118 01:04:04,361 --> 01:04:06,886 FP is 4Evz. 1119 01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:11,499 [epic synth music] 1120 01:04:31,127 --> 01:04:33,825 [rock music] 1121 01:04:33,869 --> 01:04:36,741 ♪ I have lived your life 1122 01:04:36,785 --> 01:04:39,701 ♪ Full of possibilities 1123 01:04:39,744 --> 01:04:42,486 ♪ I left my love behind 1124 01:04:42,530 --> 01:04:45,663 ♪ I got the past in front of me ♪ 1125 01:04:45,707 --> 01:04:48,884 ♪ I see it in your eyes 1126 01:04:48,928 --> 01:04:51,843 ♪ You are your own enemy 1127 01:04:51,887 --> 01:04:54,716 ♪ This is your time 1128 01:04:54,759 --> 01:04:57,893 ♪ Come on and meet your destiny ♪ 1129 01:04:57,937 --> 01:05:00,678 ♪ No guts, no glory 1130 01:05:00,722 --> 01:05:03,812 ♪ This is still your fight 1131 01:05:03,855 --> 01:05:06,597 ♪ Baby hear my promise 1132 01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:09,818 ♪ It's gonna be all right 1133 01:05:09,861 --> 01:05:12,821 ♪ You can face the future 1134 01:05:12,864 --> 01:05:17,869 ♪ With the rage still burning inside ♪ 1135 01:05:21,873 --> 01:05:24,746 ♪ When the action calls 1136 01:05:24,789 --> 01:05:27,618 ♪ Take your fears and bury them ♪ 1137 01:05:27,662 --> 01:05:30,665 ♪ Cause when you take that fall ♪ 1138 01:05:30,708 --> 01:05:33,798 ♪ You gotta get back up again 1139 01:05:33,842 --> 01:05:36,758 ♪ Back against the wall 1140 01:05:36,801 --> 01:05:39,761 ♪ And the world is crumbling 1141 01:05:39,804 --> 01:05:42,677 ♪ You're not alone 1142 01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:45,810 ♪ This is the day of reckoning 1143 01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:48,639 ♪ No guts, no glory 1144 01:05:48,683 --> 01:05:51,773 ♪ This is still your fight 1145 01:05:51,816 --> 01:05:54,602 ♪ Baby hear my promise 1146 01:05:54,645 --> 01:05:57,822 ♪ It's gonna be all right 1147 01:05:57,866 --> 01:06:00,695 ♪ You can face the future 1148 01:06:00,738 --> 01:06:05,395 ♪ With the rage still burning inside ♪ 1149 01:06:08,790 --> 01:06:12,011 [rock music continues] 1150 01:07:05,455 --> 01:07:08,502 ♪ I see it in your eyes 1151 01:07:08,545 --> 01:07:11,548 ♪ You are your own enemy 1152 01:07:11,592 --> 01:07:14,334 ♪ This is your time 1153 01:07:14,377 --> 01:07:19,382 ♪ Come on and meet your destiny ♪ 1154 01:07:23,647 --> 01:07:26,389 ♪ No guts, no glory 1155 01:07:26,433 --> 01:07:29,392 ♪ This is still your fight 1156 01:07:29,436 --> 01:07:32,352 ♪ Baby hear my promise 1157 01:07:32,395 --> 01:07:35,572 ♪ It's gonna be all right 1158 01:07:35,616 --> 01:07:38,445 ♪ Rewrite your story 1159 01:07:38,488 --> 01:07:41,448 ♪ Take back what's right 1160 01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:44,407 ♪ You you see the answer 1161 01:07:44,451 --> 01:07:47,584 ♪ You got it in your sight 1162 01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:50,370 ♪ No guts, no glory 1163 01:07:50,413 --> 01:07:53,416 ♪ This is still your fight 1164 01:07:53,460 --> 01:07:56,332 ♪ Baby hear my promise 1165 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:59,509 ♪ It's gonna be all right 1166 01:07:59,553 --> 01:08:02,469 ♪ You can face the future 1167 01:08:02,512 --> 01:08:07,169 ♪ With the rage still burning inside ♪ 1168 01:08:21,835 --> 01:08:25,100 [synth music] 1169 01:12:13,197 --> 01:12:15,548 [distant siren] 1170 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:22,381 [mechanical whirring] 1171 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,606 [eerie music] 1172 01:13:15,956 --> 01:13:20,439 [eerie music intensifies] 1173 01:13:25,966 --> 01:13:30,449 [explosion] 1174 01:13:33,234 --> 01:13:35,671 [mechanical whirring]