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[instrumental music plays]

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-[Bennie laughing]
-Hey, kids, we're leaving!

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What… what are you doing here?

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I'm babysitting.

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Nobody called you. Nobody never calls you.

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Yeah, Bernard's coming over to babysit.

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He was here. I sent him home.

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Y'all better get to dinner.
I charge by the half-hour.

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Son, I got here as soon as I could.

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Mama!

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[Bennie laughs]

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Honey, I got your voicemail
about Regina's heart attack

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and then your text saying she was gone.

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Don't worry, baby.
We can get through this.

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Now, the first thing we have to do

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is get rid of her tacky-ass couch.

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Uh… Mama, come on.

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"Her" is standing right here.

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Hi, Glodine.

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What in the resurrection?

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Look, Mama, Regina's alive, okay?

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She had to get her mind right,
but she's back.

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Yep, so thanks for checking on her.

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Nice seeing you.

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Bye now.

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Cree, hush up now.

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She's just playing.

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You know we love it
when you pop by without warning. Hmm.

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Hey, kids! Grandma Glodine is here!

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Ooh, the kids are home?

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[chuckles] Let me dig into God's pocket
and see what I got.

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Mama, the kids don't want
no wet titty money, okay?

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I've been calling you for about a month.

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-Where did you go?
-[Glodine] Oh, honey.

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I was a love hostage on a soul cruise.

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Capt. Lonnie wasn't turning
that boat around for little old me.

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But Frankie Beverly sends his condolences.

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[both] Grammie Glo!

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Hey!

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-Hey, Grammie Glo!
-Kelvin? You live here now?

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Y'all progressive.

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Progressing toward it.

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Bennie and I were about to go out
to dinner, Glodine. You wanna join us?

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Oh, no, I already ate.

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Let's go skating.

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Say what now?

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We can go to that rink

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with the strong drinks
and the padded rails.

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Mama, you read my mind.
Kids, get your skates. Let's go.

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We goin' skatin'.

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You can count me out.

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[chuckles] We never
counted you in, kickstand.

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[Glodine and Bennie laugh]

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That's a good one, baby.

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I was gonna say "tripod."

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[Glodine and Bennie laugh]

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-[Bennie] I love when you come to visit.
-Oh, honey, I do too.

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-[both] Mwah!
-[Bennie chuckles]

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[vocalizing]

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♪ Solid as a rock ♪

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[vocalizing]

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♪ Solid, solid, solid, solid ♪

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[disco music playing over PA]
♪ It's time to lay down ♪

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♪ So won't you come 'round… ♪

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Y'all get on my nerves.

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You call me to come babysit,
Lucretia sends me home,

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and then you tell me to come skate,
and I have to drive across town.

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That's a lot of complaining
for a guy with monogrammed skates.

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[laughs]

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Just go and skate with your grandma
while I stand here hungry and overdressed.

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Looking good, Maya.

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I know!

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-Ooh!
-[thud]

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[Maya] I'm okay!

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I see you, Kelvin. Keep trying.

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Thanks, Miss Regina.

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Hey, baby!

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Buy me some pizza, baby.

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How many slices?

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Two-ooh!

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[skaters chanting] Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!

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[Bennie] Never mind. I started something.

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[skaters chanting] Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!

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Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!

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[skaters continue whooping]

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Hey.

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How come you ain't out there?

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Your man done started something.

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Hmm, yeah.

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Haven't done that since I was a kid.
You couldn't pay me to get back on skates.

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You know, sometimes you with my son
confuses me.

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Hmm. Yeah, I get that a lot.

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Mostly from my sister.

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Girl, don't you let somebody with nobody
try to tell you how to be with somebody.

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Okay, I ain't mad at that. [chuckles]

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[skaters] Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!

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Mama, I left you a space. Get in here!

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-[skaters] Ooh, ooh!
-No, you go ahead, baby.

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That's all on you-ooh!

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[skaters continue] Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!

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[soulful instrumental music plays]

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[funky music playing over PA]

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I'm supposed to be eating prime rib
right now, but real talk?

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This shit slaps.

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You know what else is gonna slap?

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Your ass on the toilet seat later.

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Whatever.

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It tastes so good, I'll take my chances.

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You ain't sick yet, so…

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My two favorite ladies kicking it,

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and I love it. [laughs]

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Okay, who gets the blue,
and who gets the red?

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I'm gonna mix them together
so I can have me a purple.

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[chuckles] Uh-uh. Let me hit this blue.

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-Blue.
-Mm-hmm.

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Y'all, uh, count me out.
I like to see where my drinks come from.

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Straight brown.

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Never lets you down.

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But y'all go ahead
and enjoy them cups of fentanyl.

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Mama, I miss you.

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But why are you really here?

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I need a reason to come visit my family?

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Mama.

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You know you always got an angle.

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Fine.

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I get why you might be
a little suspicious.

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A little? Like all those
class-action suits you joined.

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We all know you ain't never lived
near Camp Lejeune.

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[Bennie chuckles]

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I did have a PO box there.

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Yeah, that you put in my name.

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You don't have to read me my rap sheet.

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I got a parole officer for that.

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But the truth is,
getting too old for scamming.

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I can't do jail time
with plantar fasciitis.

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[Regina chuckles softly]

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Just fess up.
What you doing, and who you doing it to?

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Okay, fine.

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You got me.

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You do know your mama.

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-[Bennie laughing]
-We too much alike.

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-Apple don't fall far from the tree.
-Mama, stop saying the same shit, okay?

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Now just spill it. Come on, Mama.

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I'm telling you,
that scamming shit is in my past.

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All right. It better be.

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[Glodine] To show you I'm for real,

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y'all remember Regina's
little bitty diamond earrings

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that went missing a couple of years ago?

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-Yeah.
-How do you know about that?

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'Cause I stole 'em.

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Oh!

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But, because I'm done with that life,

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and because you didn't recognize them,

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I'm giving them back.

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[Bennie] Oh my God.

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So, what do you think, Gary?
Does it live up to the pictures?

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Better. I never thought I'd find an Airbnb
this nice for the Big Ten Tournament.

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Well, happy to have you,
and, just so you know,

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the liquor's off limits,
food stays in the kitchen,

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don't be running up my light bill,
keep your mitts off the thermostat,

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and if my ass touches toilet water,
we gonna have a problem.

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Other than that, make yourself at home.

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Um…

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Normally, the host isn't

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home when I make myself at home.

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Oh man.
Are you gonna be doing weird stuff?

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Okay, look, I'm not here to kink shame,

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but just keep the freaky in your bedroom.

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All the rooms are my room.
I rented your whole apartment.

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See? You listed the whole place.

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[scoffs] I clicked that?

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I thought I was blocking cookies.

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Okay, well, look,
obviously I made a mistake.

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I can't let you have my entire apartment.

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Look, I have nowhere to go.

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Then you don't have any of my money.

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Okay, look, man.
Look, hey, I'm chill, right?

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And… and we're vibing.

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All right.

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I'll find a spot.

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Just let me grab a bag
and… lock up my ammo.

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Again, welcome.

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[funky instrumental music plays]

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Hey, you Bennie Upshaw?

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Yeah, what's happenin'?
Nigga, I know I ain't your daddy.

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No, I ain't looking for no daddy.

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I'm Bennie Upshaw. What's happening?

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Came to collect your mom's $5,000.

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Man, I ain't got that kind of money now.
Why you walking up on me like that?

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-What's happening? Hey, man.
-You better find it!

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Playa!

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Oh, it's like that. Hey, Duck! Yeah.

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Oh, he's in Jesus school.

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Hey, man,
I'm looking for some muscle in the shop.

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-You guys looking for work?
-We all filled up.

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What we got?
Three, four more shakedowns today?

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Let's get this started right now, man.

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Hey, man. What's happening
with you, man? Huh?

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Hey!

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Okay, man, the joke's on you.
I had to replace that anyway.

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What about your knees?

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You gotta replace them?

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Hey man, my bad. You can continue
to whoop this car's ass if you want to.

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Hey, what you doing?
Hey, get up off of me.

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You got the money yet?

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What you think?
It just jumped in my pocket?

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-Come on, man.
-Get your hands off my baby.

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Don't make me pull out my pistol.

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Yeah, my mama stays strapped. What's up?

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Baby, relax. I got their money.

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Well, at least some of it.

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Dig in that other titty
'cause they want all they money.

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I can get the rest in a couple of days.

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Tomorrow.

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Or we're gonna start breaking
a lot more shit.

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Hey, I'm telling you, bro.

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Yeah, y'all lucky
I don't fight in front of my mama!

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Son, you all right?

219
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Mama, I thought you said
you stopped scamming.

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I did.

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But you see how big those dudes are.

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That's why I stopped.

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They still want their money though.

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Why didn't you just tell me?

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'Cause I thought I could take care of it
before they even got to you.

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Why is anybody getting to me?
How do they even know about me?

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I'm proud of you.

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Can't a mama brag
about her successful son?

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00:11:01,916 --> 00:11:04,085
Yeah. Brag about me, not my address.

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I'm surprised they started here.

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I did mention that you're a homeowner.

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Mama!

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What? What am I supposed to say?
"My son ain't shit"?

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00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,316
Okay, I didn't wanna ruin
our anniversary dinner,

235
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but which time we got together
are we celebrating?

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Uh, the one that stuck.

237
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Ah, that's cute.

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The night is not over.
I got a little surprise for you.

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-Oh!
-[Bernard chuckles]

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Hey, nephew. Hey, Hector.

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Is she the surprise? Because if so,
we are not on the same page.

242
00:11:47,461 --> 00:11:50,464
No, the surprise
was that champagne she's guzzling.

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It's sparkling wine. Don't dress it up.

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Why is any of this happening?

245
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Well… [sighs]

246
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Hector, can you give us
some privacy, please?

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Yeah.

248
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I'm sorry, it's the best I could do.
His shower's in the kitchen.

249
00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:16,532
I'm Airbnb-ing my place.

250
00:12:16,615 --> 00:12:18,242
The lease says we can't do that.

251
00:12:18,743 --> 00:12:22,329
Me, as owner of the building, says I can,

252
00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:24,915
so I'm gonna need to stay here
for a couple of nights.

253
00:12:24,999 --> 00:12:26,709
Go stay with Mom and Bennie.

254
00:12:28,169 --> 00:12:29,587
And tell them what?

255
00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:31,213
They don't know about my

256
00:12:32,548 --> 00:12:34,133
circumstance.

257
00:12:34,216 --> 00:12:35,509
Oh, that you're broke?

258
00:12:35,593 --> 00:12:36,927
Bernard told me.

259
00:12:39,221 --> 00:12:42,933
Well, look, Hector and I are celebrating,
so you can't stay here.

260
00:12:43,017 --> 00:12:47,188
You should be celebrating
the fact that I never charge you rent.

261
00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:52,109
Look, I'm not a monster, okay?

262
00:12:52,193 --> 00:12:56,864
I'll just go in the bedroom,
and you… you can have your space.

263
00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:04,163
[Hector murmurs]

264
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,126
Would somebody top me off?

265
00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:17,301
Hey. The hell happened to you?

266
00:13:17,384 --> 00:13:19,720
Had to check these fools
that came at my mama.

267
00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:21,138
Are you all right?

268
00:13:21,222 --> 00:13:22,681
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

269
00:13:24,099 --> 00:13:26,227
We got $5,000
we can give my mama real quick?

270
00:13:26,811 --> 00:13:29,772
It's in the refrigerator right behind
the "What the hell is wrong with you?"

271
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:33,067
Wait a minute. What happened
to her giving up scamming?

272
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:35,277
"Her" is sitting right here,

273
00:13:35,778 --> 00:13:37,029
and I did.

274
00:13:37,112 --> 00:13:39,573
I just got a couple of loose ends,

275
00:13:39,657 --> 00:13:41,325
but they my problem.

276
00:13:41,408 --> 00:13:42,952
Damn right they are.

277
00:13:43,035 --> 00:13:46,413
-No, since they found me, I'm in it now.
-Bennie, how you gon' help?

278
00:13:46,914 --> 00:13:51,168
You got way too many kids
to be sitting on spare cash.

279
00:13:51,252 --> 00:13:55,548
Unless you got something valuable
laying around I don't know about.

280
00:14:04,139 --> 00:14:09,478
This better be a dramatic pause
'cause that "no" is coming slow as shit.

281
00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:13,148
I got a little something.

282
00:14:13,232 --> 00:14:15,943
Boy, don't you even think
about those baseball cards.

283
00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:18,571
-Oh, Mama!
-Uh, I… I'm sorry.

284
00:14:18,654 --> 00:14:23,951
You got baseball cards worth $5,000?

285
00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:27,746
Okay, Lord knows I don't wanna start
no commotion between y'all.

286
00:14:29,164 --> 00:14:32,293
Look, honey. Bennie, your mama's slick.

287
00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:33,919
I got this.

288
00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:37,548
You remember that time
I got caught selling those tickets

289
00:14:37,631 --> 00:14:40,134
to an imaginary Jodeci concert?

290
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:45,097
-Yeah, I remember.
-Yeah, well, I outran that mob.

291
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:47,725
[laughs] I can outrun this one.

292
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,896
She won't be outrunning nobody
with them flat feet.

293
00:14:55,316 --> 00:14:57,818
What the hell, Bennie? Huh? What the hell?

294
00:14:59,153 --> 00:15:03,991
All the shit we've been through,
all the times that we have needed money.

295
00:15:05,075 --> 00:15:07,745
Begging Lucretia,
begging the power company,

296
00:15:07,828 --> 00:15:10,122
begging Lucretia to pay the power company.

297
00:15:10,205 --> 00:15:11,332
My GMAT money.

298
00:15:11,415 --> 00:15:14,710
Gee, you could've fixed all that.

299
00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:15,794
What about you?

300
00:15:16,295 --> 00:15:18,714
I've never seen you come off that necklace
you be hiding

301
00:15:18,797 --> 00:15:21,675
in that dusty-ass Crown Royal bag
up there in the bedroom.

302
00:15:22,176 --> 00:15:25,804
Oh, I know you not talking
about my mama's cameo.

303
00:15:25,888 --> 00:15:30,517
I am passing that down to whichever child
takes care of me in my old age.

304
00:15:33,437 --> 00:15:35,189
Well, those cards mean a lot to me,

305
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,733
and I never thought about selling them.

306
00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:40,945
Why not? You…
you don't even like baseball!

307
00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:45,074
-My dad gave them to me.
-[Regina] Oh shit, please.

308
00:15:45,157 --> 00:15:47,785
You only saying that
'cause I said, "My mama's cameo."

309
00:15:47,868 --> 00:15:49,370
I'm serious, Regina.

310
00:15:49,453 --> 00:15:51,997
Every time my dad
would get a little extra money,

311
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,458
he would go buy me them little Topp cards.

312
00:15:55,292 --> 00:15:57,878
Damn, we used to have so much fun
with them cards.

313
00:15:57,962 --> 00:16:02,091
He would sit there,
chew his tobacco and spit.

314
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:06,345
And I'd be chewing my bubblegum
blowing bubbles. [inhales, exhales]

315
00:16:06,428 --> 00:16:07,304
Spit.

316
00:16:09,723 --> 00:16:11,141
Man, I loved that shit.

317
00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:14,979
I'm so sorry, baby.

318
00:16:15,562 --> 00:16:17,064
I had no idea.

319
00:16:21,694 --> 00:16:25,447
I… I don't wanna sell the cards,
but I gotta do it for my ma.

320
00:16:25,531 --> 00:16:27,783
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I get it. I get it.

321
00:16:28,742 --> 00:16:29,952
Sell the cards.

322
00:16:31,036 --> 00:16:34,123
That way, you can pay off your mom's debt.

323
00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:38,711
-And give the rest to me.
-What?

324
00:16:41,255 --> 00:16:43,507
As you heard, I have memories too.

325
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:50,472
Like waiting three hours in line
for a fake-ass Jodeci concert!

326
00:16:50,973 --> 00:16:53,559
I gave you
your little bitty-ass earrings back.

327
00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:57,271
I can't undo everything.

328
00:17:02,693 --> 00:17:05,654
So it's not much but, you know, it's cozy.

329
00:17:10,492 --> 00:17:12,369
Ooh, Bernard!

330
00:17:12,453 --> 00:17:13,871
You two-timing Hector?

331
00:17:15,581 --> 00:17:17,583
You really don't have a type, do you?

332
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,127
Aunt Lucretia, this is Roger.

333
00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:23,505
Uh, Bernard, you don't introduce
your side piece to family!

334
00:17:23,589 --> 00:17:24,506
I'm not cheating.

335
00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:27,384
He's gonna be Airbnb-ing my place
for the next few days.

336
00:17:27,468 --> 00:17:31,138
When I learned how much money you make,
it felt stupid not to get in on it.

337
00:17:31,221 --> 00:17:34,516
Uh, well, I heard
the owner does not allow that.

338
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,270
Well, I heard some stuff the owner
doesn't want other people to hear.

339
00:17:38,353 --> 00:17:39,688
That's dirty, Bernard.

340
00:17:40,856 --> 00:17:45,444
-That's that Bennie in you.
-So I'll be at Hector's or my parents'.

341
00:17:45,527 --> 00:17:49,448
Or any other many places I can go to
because I live in truth.

342
00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:51,075
Wi-Fi code is on the table.

343
00:17:51,158 --> 00:17:53,535
Excuse me, I'll take these pretzels.

344
00:17:54,536 --> 00:17:57,122
What? Where am I supposed to go?

345
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,625
That's between you and your secrets. Bye.

346
00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:06,048
Hey, man. You want a roommate?

347
00:18:06,757 --> 00:18:08,258
Oh, hell no.

348
00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:10,344
[TV playing]

349
00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:13,555
[sniffs] Is that coming from your feet?

350
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:20,187
[cell phone ringing]

351
00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:25,150
Hey.

352
00:18:25,651 --> 00:18:29,696
Yeah, look, I gotta make this quick.
Bennie's selling the cards right now.

353
00:18:30,864 --> 00:18:33,742
I told you
my son would do anything for me.

354
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:39,081
Yeah. Well, just let me get this money,
and then we can book the tickets.

355
00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:42,709
Countdown to Cabo. [chuckles]

356
00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:44,545
Ciao, baby.

357
00:18:47,047 --> 00:18:49,466
[groans] I hate working for a living.

358
00:18:52,094 --> 00:18:54,638
-So, how's it going?
-[Bennie chuckles]

359
00:18:54,721 --> 00:18:57,683
We'd be done
if this dude stopped window shopping.

360
00:18:57,766 --> 00:19:01,353
-I definitely want a lot of these.
-Then what's the problem? Wrap it up.

361
00:19:01,436 --> 00:19:03,897
-Well, a couple of them are faded.
-[Bennie] No.

362
00:19:03,981 --> 00:19:07,484
That's not a faded Reggie Jackson.
He's just light skinned.

363
00:19:10,821 --> 00:19:12,739
All right.
Three grand for the whole thing.

364
00:19:12,823 --> 00:19:15,367
Three grand?! Shit! You faded!

365
00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:20,122
Now, that card right there
costs 500 by itself.

366
00:19:20,205 --> 00:19:23,542
You know, people always
trying to take advantage.

367
00:19:25,043 --> 00:19:26,378
How about five Gs?

368
00:19:27,337 --> 00:19:28,547
Sounds good to me.

369
00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:33,051
So, how we doing this?
Cash App? Venmo? Apple Pay? Zelle?

370
00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:34,178
[Glodine chuckles]

371
00:19:34,261 --> 00:19:35,888
They take the least off the top.

372
00:19:35,971 --> 00:19:36,972
[Bennie chuckles]

373
00:19:37,055 --> 00:19:38,265
I'll just take cash.

374
00:19:38,807 --> 00:19:40,809
Let me, uh, move some things around.

375
00:19:44,188 --> 00:19:45,272
[mouthing]

376
00:19:45,898 --> 00:19:47,524
Thank you for this, son.

377
00:19:48,025 --> 00:19:52,196
I know. I was fronting,
but I don't know what I would've done.

378
00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:54,364
Mama, you know I'd do anything for you.

379
00:19:54,865 --> 00:19:55,741
Yeah.

380
00:19:56,491 --> 00:19:57,701
I had a hunch.

381
00:19:58,785 --> 00:20:00,204
Oh shit, other people.

382
00:20:01,747 --> 00:20:02,581
[Lucretia] Uh…

383
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:05,959
What are y'all doing here on a Sunday?

384
00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:09,087
Huh! Selling my baseball cards.

385
00:20:09,171 --> 00:20:12,007
Baseball cards? What kind of bullshit…

386
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,346
Y'all better not be
human trafficking in here.

387
00:20:18,972 --> 00:20:20,724
Holler if you need help!

388
00:20:24,019 --> 00:20:26,605
Why do you have wet flip-flops?

389
00:20:27,231 --> 00:20:29,483
[Bennie] Yeah. Why do you have
a shower caddy?

390
00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:32,152
Are you bathing here?

391
00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:33,820
No!

392
00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:38,450
And, if you must know,

393
00:20:39,743 --> 00:20:42,120
sometimes after church,
I like to come in here

394
00:20:42,204 --> 00:20:44,915
and give this place a good prison clean.

395
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,460
Why else would I have a toothbrush?

396
00:20:49,336 --> 00:20:52,172
To get between them cloven hooves.

397
00:20:55,217 --> 00:20:56,051
[both laughing]

398
00:20:59,554 --> 00:21:01,556
[funky music playing over PA]

399
00:21:02,599 --> 00:21:03,892
My boy was right.

400
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,061
This purple is the shit.

401
00:21:07,145 --> 00:21:08,063
Murph,

402
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:09,690
Marquis,

403
00:21:10,315 --> 00:21:11,400
good job.

404
00:21:11,483 --> 00:21:16,071
I knew when I saw y'all tossing garbage
out back that you had the muscle.

405
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:19,491
Yeah, man.
At one point, you had me scared.

406
00:21:19,574 --> 00:21:20,575
Hey, thanks, man.

407
00:21:22,202 --> 00:21:24,746
So, you ain't gonna say anything about me?

408
00:21:26,373 --> 00:21:27,332
I took a hit.

409
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:30,294
Oh, all right. My bad.

410
00:21:30,377 --> 00:21:31,211
Here.

411
00:21:31,712 --> 00:21:33,505
Here's an extra 20 for the wrench.

412
00:21:34,881 --> 00:21:35,757
Mama.

413
00:21:36,591 --> 00:21:37,718
Oh shit.

414
00:21:38,552 --> 00:21:40,512
Bennie. What are you doing here?

415
00:21:41,013 --> 00:21:42,097
I followed you.

416
00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:45,142
I couldn't let you do this by yourself,
and you're my mama.

417
00:21:45,225 --> 00:21:46,560
Well, you're too late.

418
00:21:47,644 --> 00:21:48,979
They apologized.

419
00:21:49,771 --> 00:21:52,232
We just… sitting here chatting.

420
00:21:52,316 --> 00:21:55,527
No, they put they hands on me,
and I don't forget shit like this.

421
00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,571
I'm about to mess they day up. Officer!

422
00:21:57,654 --> 00:21:58,864
-Officer?!
-[Marquis] Officer?!

423
00:21:59,865 --> 00:22:01,325
-Are these the perps?
-Yep.

424
00:22:01,825 --> 00:22:03,785
Just these two, and that's my mama.

425
00:22:03,869 --> 00:22:06,830
Okay. You two have the right
to remain silent.

426
00:22:06,913 --> 00:22:08,540
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

427
00:22:08,623 --> 00:22:09,875
She paid us.

428
00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:13,337
-We work here. I take out the trash.
-And I just fix broke skates.

429
00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:16,465
What? Is this true, Mama? You paid them?

430
00:22:17,132 --> 00:22:18,967
Absolutely not.

431
00:22:19,593 --> 00:22:22,471
Glodine Upshaw wouldn't do
a thing like that.

432
00:22:23,305 --> 00:22:24,389
Glodine Upshaw?

433
00:22:24,973 --> 00:22:27,351
We've been looking for you for years.

434
00:22:27,434 --> 00:22:28,352
[Bennie] What?

435
00:22:28,977 --> 00:22:30,771
Did I say Glodine Upshaw?

436
00:22:30,854 --> 00:22:32,939
[chuckles] I meant Glodine Littlefeather.

437
00:22:37,652 --> 00:22:39,071
Bennie, help me.

438
00:22:39,154 --> 00:22:40,155
I can't, Mama.

439
00:22:41,073 --> 00:22:42,991
Look like your shit
done caught up with you,

440
00:22:43,742 --> 00:22:45,786
and now it's with the law.

441
00:22:46,995 --> 00:22:49,748
Okay, Bennie, how far
are we taking it here?

442
00:22:49,831 --> 00:22:52,084
You really want me to handcuff your mama?

443
00:22:52,793 --> 00:22:55,337
You damn straight. She tried to scam me.

444
00:22:55,921 --> 00:22:56,838
You knew?

445
00:22:57,339 --> 00:22:59,174
You damn right,

446
00:22:59,257 --> 00:23:00,926
and now you going to jail, Mama.

447
00:23:02,052 --> 00:23:03,095
Fuck you, son.

448
00:23:12,396 --> 00:23:14,856
Well, I don't know
what he washed in that tub,

449
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:16,900
but you need to bring in a professional.

450
00:23:18,026 --> 00:23:21,488
See, that's why
the landlord doesn't allow Airbnb.

451
00:23:22,572 --> 00:23:23,865
I'mma kill you, Bernard.

452
00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:30,664
What is wrong with you, Glodine?

453
00:23:32,124 --> 00:23:35,210
Look, if I had asked you straight out
for Cabo money,

454
00:23:35,293 --> 00:23:37,003
would you have gave it to me?

455
00:23:37,087 --> 00:23:39,965
I haven't even been to Cabo.
Why would I send you?

456
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:44,594
You know, I'mma go upstairs
and check my jewelry box.

457
00:23:44,678 --> 00:23:47,097
Before you start accusing people,

458
00:23:47,848 --> 00:23:50,559
here's your necklace
with some heifer's face on it.

459
00:23:53,770 --> 00:23:55,814
That's my mama's cameo!

460
00:23:56,731 --> 00:23:58,275
I'm sick of you.

461
00:24:02,737 --> 00:24:05,991
Boy, Mama, you done did
some shady shit in your life.

462
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,034
You're right.

463
00:24:09,077 --> 00:24:09,953
I have.

464
00:24:11,204 --> 00:24:13,290
But what choice did I have, Bennie?

465
00:24:13,373 --> 00:24:16,710
We went through tough times
when you were growing up.

466
00:24:16,793 --> 00:24:18,003
It was a struggle.

467
00:24:18,962 --> 00:24:22,048
But we got through them
'cause I did what I had to do,

468
00:24:22,132 --> 00:24:24,676
and I'm not apologizing for that.

469
00:24:24,759 --> 00:24:27,012
Come on, Mama. You know I appreciate you.

470
00:24:28,221 --> 00:24:29,264
You're welcome.

471
00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:31,725
Wait a minute. Where you going?

472
00:24:31,808 --> 00:24:33,351
That wasn't the end of it?

473
00:24:34,561 --> 00:24:35,645
No, Mama.

474
00:24:36,354 --> 00:24:37,772
You ran a game on me.

475
00:24:37,856 --> 00:24:39,191
I sold my cards.

476
00:24:39,274 --> 00:24:40,859
I just can't get over that.

477
00:24:40,942 --> 00:24:44,237
I can't get over
how you figured me out so quick.

478
00:24:44,905 --> 00:24:46,615
My shit was tight.

479
00:24:47,491 --> 00:24:50,327
Lucretia's nosy ass
got cameras all over the shop.

480
00:24:50,410 --> 00:24:52,579
She showed me the phone conversations,

481
00:24:52,662 --> 00:24:55,207
and she showed me
that little victory cabbage-patch dance

482
00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:56,416
before I left the room.

483
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,210
You was doing like this.

484
00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:01,087
Oh really?

485
00:25:01,963 --> 00:25:06,259
Let me tell you something
about her homeless, penniless ass.

486
00:25:07,177 --> 00:25:08,970
She's flat broke.

487
00:25:10,347 --> 00:25:11,723
Mama, you lying.

488
00:25:11,806 --> 00:25:12,641
[Glodine] Hmm.

489
00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:17,938
What is this?

490
00:25:19,898 --> 00:25:21,483
Lucretia's debit card.

491
00:25:23,318 --> 00:25:25,320
You stole from Lucretia?

492
00:25:25,403 --> 00:25:28,323
I tried, but her account was empty.

493
00:25:30,909 --> 00:25:31,910
So was this one.

494
00:25:35,705 --> 00:25:37,374
So, you mean to tell me

495
00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:40,794
I got five Gs in the bank,

496
00:25:40,877 --> 00:25:42,963
and Lucretia is flat broke?

497
00:25:43,547 --> 00:25:44,673
As hell.

498
00:25:45,882 --> 00:25:46,925
Mama, I love you.

499
00:25:47,008 --> 00:25:48,760
Bring it in! [laughs]

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