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姊，你要吃早餐嗎？我幫你倒一碗

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吃那個含糖垃圾？

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不用了，我還想保住我的腳

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需要什麼儘管跟我說

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我希望你住得舒服

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媽，你有電毯嗎？

7
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睡海克特的日式床墊不是明智的決定

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跟艾莉亞同房看看吧

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她讓我整晚睡在懶骨頭上

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是你說想當貓的

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因為你講得很好玩

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-又不是我的錯
-我寧願…

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喂…

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別再抱怨了，好嗎？

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我幸運符穀片的魔力都被你們用光了

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聽著，伯納德

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我說過了

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我不知道他們會把你也趕出公寓

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艾莉亞、瑪雅，你們是小孩

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少抱怨了，你們又沒付房租

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我也沒有

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各位家人，你們好嗎？不…天啊，不

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你很清楚規則

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不能穿短褲，你需要穿胸罩

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不能穿拖鞋

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你的腳趾看起來像在比黑幫手勢

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他們正要開車過來開槍

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來吧，艾莉亞

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你要來拳擊館幫忙的話就得走了

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你要走了嗎？

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太好了，床沒人睡了

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我要小睡一下囉

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你去幫哥哥的忙，我覺得很棒

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她不願意做任何
會弄亂頭髮、指甲或衣服的事

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但我不用付她工資

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我很樂意幫忙，我覺得自己有點責任

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一點而已嗎？你開車撞爛了你哥的牆

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是你朋友教我的

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我們很少談到這一點

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我們也很少談你該受到的懲罰

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我們快走吧，伯納德

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能讓我開車嗎？

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休想！

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你怎麼還穿成這樣？

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你旁邊的抽屜裡裝滿了錫箔紙

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把自己包成外帶餐盤吧

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寶貝，別那麼逼人，好嗎？

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露貴霞為了我們賣掉她的房子

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如果她想穿得比實際年齡年輕

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那是她的事

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謝謝

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你左轉了很多次，餐點最好還是熱的

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-你點餐送來這裡卻不跟我們分享？
-不要

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我聞到培根的味道，我也想吃

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班尼，別說了，好嗎？

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那是她的餐點

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她可是讓你保住了車行呢

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但她現在住在這裡

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她至少要付點培根稅

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而且那會是她唯一有繳的稅

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聞起來很香，也幫我拿一塊

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交給我吧，寶貝

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你咬我

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我也有我的規矩

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那東西咬我

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我會不會變身成別的東西？

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因為要是我變成乾巴巴的老處女

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就殺了我吧

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《我們厄蕭家》

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（蕾吉娜Y希克斯
與旺達塞克絲主創）

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（班尼修車行）

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那輛野馬怎麼還沒修好？

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我們過來後，你都在做些什麼？

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我本來想煮咖啡但找不到小勺子

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我有時候也會這樣

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所以我總是會多準備一根備用

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在我賣掉的房子裡

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你要拿這件事煩我多久？

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你要我煩你，還是拿枕頭悶死你？

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拜託，要是你坐在我身上

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相信我，我會悶死自己

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班尼，我想認真經營這間車行

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我要全力以赴

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所以我希望頂車機能在午餐前清空

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吃完午餐後

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我要看到另一輛車放上頂車機

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話說回來，午餐時間你也該做點事

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例如什麼？

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我哪知道

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你隨時都可以整理一下吧

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還有，時時想著我賣掉的房子

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嗨，班尼

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嘿，老兄

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你的越野車呢？

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我老婆看完一部關於北極熊的紀錄片

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就逼我改開電動車了

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只要她在床上沒改用電動玩具就好

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不，你不用擔心

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-聽著，老兄
-什麼？

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我們沒那麼熟，把車修好就好

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不管是什麼問題，我們

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今天稍晚都會修好

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到時候問題還是在

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我不知道怎麼修這種車

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但是你幫我修車好多年了

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對，但這不是車，是有輪子的iPhone

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那就把它塞進生米裡

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車就是車，錢就是錢

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我會把這輛車交給30號的彼得修理

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他懂這種車

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我把所有人都轉介給他

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所有人？什麼叫所有人？

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你一直把生意拱手讓給別家車行？

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我有收到好處

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他借我停車，讓我去買酒

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你的蠢腦袋不需要更多酒精

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我還會買刮刮樂

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抱歉，我無能為力，老兄

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找到我的小勺子了

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你老婆看的那部紀錄片

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有沒有演到多快就會世界末日？

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因為我準備好要走了

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你在忙什麼？

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我在寫作業

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爸，你不用擔心

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我會等媽回來再問她

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或是露貴霞阿姨

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或是艾莉亞

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或是乾脆寫錯答案

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把本子給我

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好喔

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我看看，好多複雜的句子

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難不倒我們的

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“要下什麼

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就得走下樓梯”

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這是什麼《魔宮傳奇》謎語？

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好，答案是

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“要下樓

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就得走下樓梯”

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我永遠猜不到這個答案

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不用擔心
我拿得動這些重得要命的袋子

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我才剛發作過心臟病

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作業寫得怎麼樣了？

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不怎麼樣

145
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上學好蠢，我們去看電視吧

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我不知道你幹了什麼好事
但給我收拾殘局

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瑪雅，上學不蠢

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學業很重要

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班尼，我剛幫你報名了電動車學校

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當我沒說，上學很蠢

151
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很高興我們看法相同，我要去看電視

152
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我也要

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不行

154
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你得拿到修電動車的證照

155
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我們不能再拒絕任何生意了

156
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我應付不了學校

157
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套用我們最好的總統說過的話

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“是的，你可以”

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但我不要

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這是個好主意，電動車是未來趨勢

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未來就在眼前

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問問彼得吧

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他靠著我們應該接的
電動車修理生意賺了很多錢

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你為什麼討厭彼得？

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因為我沒賣掉彼得的房子

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班尼，車行是我僅有的一切

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所以我會一直纏著你

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直到你同意去上學為止

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我不想聽這些，小韋恩的奶奶

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好吧，看來這段談話已經結束了

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我總不可能跟著他走進另一個房間

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班尼寶寶，把衣服擺好

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明天要去上學囉

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（歐提斯拳擊館）

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妹妹，我很以你為榮，你有扛起責任

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我想看到你成功，哥哥

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而且我很高興我們有機會一起相處

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對啊

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我喜歡來這裡看你工作

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午餐時間快到了，你去辦公室吃飯吧

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在辦公室裡吃

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-我原本打算午餐時間也要工作
-不行

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沙拉不能放太久

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你怎麼知道我帶了沙拉？

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看看你自己

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不如這樣吧，與其去吃午餐

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我乾脆讓門口那個
很明顯是為了你來的男孩進來吧

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我看到你了，兄弟，進來

189
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這裡是拳擊館吧？

190
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我是來練成巨巨的

191
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你們好像還沒開，我想我該走了

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等等

193
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你們之間是怎麼回事？

194
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你喜歡她

195
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在跟她交往

196
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還是在跟蹤她？

197
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前兩句話說對了

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我們這一代都在線上跟蹤別人

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但我不會這麼做

200
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你要告訴我是誰在跟我說話嗎？

201
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我叫崔斯坦

202
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崔斯坦是什麼人？

203
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不關你的事，老媽子

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好了，以上是電動車各種機電設備的

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安裝和故障排除步驟

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該死，這些句子更複雜

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有什麼問題嗎？

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有，我有走對教室嗎？

209
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你是來上電動車課程的嗎？

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我以為是，但我都沒聽到“車”這個字

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讓我看看能不能幫你簡化一下

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電動車輛運用遠端診斷功能

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扮演管理中心的角色

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當然，好喔

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包括追蹤能耗、管理充電效率…

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放馬過來

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…監控高壓風險等級

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我已經知道了，沒錯，我聽過這些

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這樣有回答到你的問題嗎？

220
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,315
有的

221
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,816
我走錯教室了

222
00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:11,736
回頭見

223
00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:16,198
看看你

224
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,826
你只撐了20分鐘

225
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,747
你就沒有別的地方可去嗎？

226
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:23,831
有啊

227
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,917
但我賣掉了，為了拯救我們的車行

228
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:33,299
你至少能做的就是回去上課

229
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,760
我要去酒吧

230
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,386
那我也去酒吧

231
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:42,391
-我要去洗手間
-那我們一起去洗手間

232
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,686
拜託，露貴霞，你不能到處跟著我

233
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,272
你怎麼就是不懂？

234
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,524
我付了這堂課的學費

235
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,986
我會一直纏著你，直到你通過考試

236
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,781
我唯一不會跟著你的地方

237
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,325
就是回到教室裡

238
00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:01,911
充電插孔結合…

239
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,915
…為電池充電

240
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,500
因為那聽起來超無聊的

241
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,049
嘿…

242
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:16,092
嘿

243
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:20,346
你一直告訴我，你在班上表現出色

244
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,972
我是班上的聰明王

245
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:22,932
好喔

246
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,518
那麼，陛下

247
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,103
開始修車吧

248
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,481
其實，課還沒有全部上完

249
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:33,776
我們上了書的一半，但那本書超厚的

250
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,905
放輕鬆，那傢伙說他只需要校準車輪

251
00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:39,281
這我會啊

252
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,242
這跟修普通的車一樣

253
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,246
-而且車子的控制螢幕壞了
-對，控制螢幕

254
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,998
因為你知道，需要控制螢幕的時候

255
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,835
就是要控制那個螢幕的時候，懂嗎？

256
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:54,839
我們的手冊裡有寫，在第四章裡

257
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:56,215
讓我去拿…

258
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:59,135
因為秀給你看會比我解釋更清楚

259
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,346
我會把那東西舉起來
把千斤頂放在下面

260
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,932
到那東西上面去

261
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,813
你我都很清楚我在撒謊

262
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,024
班尼！你到底有什麼毛病？

263
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,861
明天要考課程結束的測驗

264
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:20,489
不，我關掉電腦的時候才算結束

265
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,408
你在教室裡都做了些什麼？

266
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,368
睡覺

267
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,039
別用那種嫌惡的眼神看我

268
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,791
我一開始就跟你說過

269
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,793
讓我上課是浪費錢

270
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,336
浪費？

271
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,256
唯一被浪費的是

272
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:40,676
我對自己做出的選擇所抱持的希望

273
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,095
我到底在想什麼？

274
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:46,599
把我所有的雞蛋
放在班尼厄蕭的籃子裡？

275
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,727
不能把雞蛋放進沒有底的籃子裡啊

276
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,604
這樣只會把雞蛋打破

277
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:56,275
光是有賣掉房子的念頭
我就應該把自己掐死

278
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,737
我明明可以待在自己家裡

279
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,197
舒服得要命

280
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,073
享受我的人生

281
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,825
我的人生原本超讚的

282
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,745
什麼“家族事業”

283
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,623
我當時一定是瘋了

284
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,003
如果我們是柯里昂家族的人就好了

285
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,589
他們很懂得經營家族事業

286
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:19,632
-確實
-對啊

287
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,009
而且他們也很清楚
要怎麼處置他們的弗雷多

288
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,013
我？我是弗雷多？你在說我嗎？

289
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:29,725
太侮辱人了

290
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:31,936
你說得對

291
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,355
-該死
-我不是那個意思

292
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,650
但如果我能讓你上船…

293
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,614
天啊，我有試著要學

294
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,075
但我學不來

295
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,369
是學不會還是不想學？

296
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,578
我學不會！

297
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,373
這件事讓我很生氣

298
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,751
我是班尼厄蕭

299
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,462
不論人生中有什麼我搞不定的事

300
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,297
我總能把車搞定

301
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,258
但這些不是車

302
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,677
它們根本不合理

303
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,304
你對我大吼也不會改變這一點

304
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,139
對不起

305
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,977
我不該無視你的努力

306
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,061
謝謝

307
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,021
所以我不用再上學了？

308
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:17,773
不，我們要作弊

309
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,691
什麼？

310
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,360
‘尼哥’，就這麼辦

311
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:25,823
你聽得到嗎？

312
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,033
你幹嘛講話這麼大聲？

313
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,202
你是想幫所有人作弊嗎？

314
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,496
我天生就大嗓門啊

315
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,416
聽著，現在有一個問題

316
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:39,003
我僱來幫我們作弊的技師遲到了

317
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,796
她沒找到保姆

318
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,424
所以女人才不該做這份工作

319
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,176
我不是在說你，蘿拉

320
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,470
你打破了玻璃天花板

321
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,723
我當過兩次賽車維修人員

322
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:53,601
而且你戴著耳機顯然是為了作弊

323
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,768
去吃屎吧

324
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,771
我希望你被玻璃天花板割傷

325
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,190
蘇菲亞剛剛打給我

326
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,401
她再十分鐘就到，你得拖延一下時間

327
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,653
好，測驗分三個部分

328
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,946
所以是直接開始嗎？

329
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,531
沒人要先祈禱？

330
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,242
親愛的天父

331
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,828
我們今天齊聚於此

332
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,456
頌讚這件被稱為電力的事物

333
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,709
班尼，大家都已經開始考了

334
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:22,046
好吧，第一個問題，首先…

335
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,923
把問題念給我聽就好

336
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,382
沒問題

337
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:31,430
問題是如何從車子的
電子控制模組取得掃描數據

338
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:34,558
講得好像我不懂
這東西第一週就教了，這根本不…

339
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,101
你是說電子舞曲嗎？

340
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,146
我只找到關於“迪波洛”的文章

341
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:40,648
迪波洛是什麼鬼？

342
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,483
這題我會

343
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,277
蘿拉，迪波洛是什麼？

344
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,280
你一定會觸電

345
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,660
馬蒂，蘿拉很過分

346
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:53,827
迪波洛是什麼？

347
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,168
你今天怎麼沒來拳擊館？

348
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:02,461
我有去，但門是鎖著的

349
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,254
因為我們還沒開門

350
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,215
你是不會敲門、傳訊息

351
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:07,675
或是這樣做嗎？

352
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,010
花點心思好嗎

353
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,013
對於一個胎位不正的難產兒來說
你還真激動

354
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,391
竟然剝奪我的午休時間

355
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,352
現在我只能自己再找時間
看《浴血黑幫》了

356
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,604
反正你明天過來看看吧

357
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,856
等等，不，她明天不會來

358
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,108
試試週六好了

359
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,276
好，她是誰？

360
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,320
她在做什麼？我為什麼需要擔心？

361
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,323
艾莉亞交了男朋友

362
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,450
少來，如果有的話她會告訴我

363
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,704
他叫崔斯坦，他們在健身房碰面

364
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,247
我原本不想洩她的密

365
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,000
所以我希望你能親自過來揭發這件事

366
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,084
週六見囉

367
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,921
我需要知道的不只這些

368
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,340
艾莉亞跟這個男孩交往多久了？

369
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,550
你告我的密？

370
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,843
你答應過我的！

371
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,261
該死，你真是守不住秘密

372
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,013
是她從我口中套出來的

373
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,015
至少念在那面牆的份上吧

374
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,641
最好是

375
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:04,690
你交了男友為什麼不告訴我？

376
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,900
你把我當成普通的媽媽了

377
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,027
我明明是個酷媽

378
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,612
你是嗎？

379
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,449
還是你會跟我開12小時的研討會

380
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,950
討論青少年避孕？

381
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,702
不好意思，這就是人生

382
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,746
這是很多女孩的遭遇

383
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,290
你沒打算讓事情變成那樣，但是…

384
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:29,214
你是在用這種可愛的方式來告訴我
你已經聽過這些了

385
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,383
媽，我愛你

386
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:35,721
但我搭公車
你就提醒我不要未成年懷孕

387
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,723
我試著畫煙燻妝

388
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,434
你就提醒我不要未成年懷孕

389
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,228
我想要假性避孕，你就…

390
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,938
好吧，那次算合理

391
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,525
聽我說，我知道你為什麼要這麼做

392
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,818
我也很感激

393
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,488
但有時候你會把我搞得很累

394
00:17:53,781 --> 00:18:00,454
我承認，我個人過去的經驗
可能稍微影響了我之前教養你的方式

395
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,623
根本影響超大

396
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:08,128
等等，我已經對你很寬容了
別得寸進尺

397
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,632
但艾莉亞，這是你的第一個男朋友

398
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,967
我一直很期待這一天

399
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:19,681
我想跟你聊八卦，幫你挑衣服
在你們吵架的時候安慰你

400
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,100
我們不可能會吵架的

401
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:22,893
他懂我

402
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,688
妹子，你還是感情新鮮人

403
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,611
我想要參與其中

404
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,781
拜託別把我拒之門外

405
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,158
不會再談未成年懷孕？

406
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,494
我想暫時應該不用

407
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:44,581
很好，因為我一直很想跟你聊崔斯坦

408
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,000
讓我看看他的照片

409
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,962
他滿帥的

410
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,172
他有兄弟嗎？

411
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,341
不行，我做不到

412
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:57,177
好啦，對不起

413
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,513
我會調整到合適的語氣

414
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,515
讓我看看

415
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:09,022
“拔除電池服務斷路器時
感應器就會關閉

416
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:12,526
但電池裡仍然有電”

417
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,486
那是三頁前的東西了

418
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,823
停車場的無線網路慢到不行

419
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:18,907
停車場？

420
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,410
我們是在通電話，你應該待在家的

421
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,583
感謝老天爺，快上車，蘇菲亞

422
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,131
這是在做什麼？

423
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:35,924
讓寶寶活下去？

424
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,760
我說過，我找不到人托育

425
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:42,014
我們是用電話作弊？
你大可以把我加入通話就好

426
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,309
如果我懂科技，你就不用來了

427
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,063
聽好，班尼會把考試的題目念出來

428
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,899
你要告訴他答案

429
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:55,402
我懂什麼叫作弊
這孩子不是我老公的

430
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,070
第一個問題是什麼？

431
00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,823
那是誰的孩子？

432
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,326
是問考試的題目，笨蛋

433
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,077
好吧

434
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,748
不戴手套時的安全電壓是多高？

435
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,336
如果你說的是電池組件內部

436
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:15,839
你需要戴手套
除非電壓降到12或更低

437
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,716
什麼？我…

438
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:20,052
我聽不見你說的話，只聽到哭聲

439
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,179
是我的寶寶在哭，他餓了

440
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,181
蘇菲亞

441
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,226
你這樣很不專業

442
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,439
天啊！

443
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,193
我們拿到了證照

444
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,152
我們電力十足

445
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,530
我們拿到了證照

446
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,531
我們電力十足

447
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,618
嘿！

448
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,834
我不在乎別人怎麼說，作弊很管用

449
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,253
沒錯，你說得對

450
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,796
那個瘋狂計畫成功了嗎？

451
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:59,132
是啊，雖然換尿布的時候有點危險

452
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,301
但感謝老天，還好有尿布疹膏

453
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:06,390
我們就需要那東西來扭轉情勢

454
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,850
沒錯，未來在我們手中了，寶貝

455
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,145
對了，我偷了你的耳機

456
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:15,482
作弊加上偷竊，這就是我老公

457
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,069
我很不想說這句話

458
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,404
但我以他為榮

459
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,322
我們拿到證書了

460
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,368
我不是要故意在這種時候掃興

461
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:31,123
但當電動車開來車行時，誰要修理？

462
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,083
我，我拿到證書了

463
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:36,837
我們電力十足

464
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:38,839
耶！

465
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,175
好…

466
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:46,054
所以你真的學會怎麼修了？

467
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,597
才怪，我們作了弊

468
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,267
你好像故意不想搞懂

469
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:53,061
對啊，聽著，情況會是這樣

470
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,398
好，當車子開來的時候

471
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,067
然後班尼就會…

472
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,656
該死，我說的這些話完全沒道理

473
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,368
我怎麼了？

474
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,494
我真笨

475
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:15,000
咬完你之後，我就變成你了嗎？

476
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,336
不，別說了

477
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,297
總之，我們還能去找彼得

478
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:23,133
事實上，我要去買刮刮樂和威士忌

479
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:26,803
-有誰需要什麼嗎？
-我需要一間會賺錢的車行

480
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,014
你要再去上那門課

481
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:31,266
這次你要好好學會

482
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,018
雖然我這麼說

483
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,519
但連我都不相信

484
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,609
所以，歡迎加入我們的車行

485
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:45,947
你可以把你所有的
電子迪波洛之類的東西放在這裡

486
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:48,116
哇

487
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,119
你們真的什麼都不懂呢

488
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,081
我應該開口要更多薪水的

489
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,332
不行，太遲了

490
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:57,793
女孩，你得搞清楚自己的價值

491
00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,587
我很期待能趕快上工

492
00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:02,506
不用擔心我的寶寶

493
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,633
我婆婆會用一隻眼睛盯著他

494
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,468
她另一隻眼睛是玻璃義眼

495
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:08,470
說來話長

496
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,640
說完仔細想想
我想我還是去找托兒所好了

497
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,936
誰的媽媽跑出門了？

498
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:19,314
你的媽媽，沒錯，就是她

499
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,817
而且你爸爸不是你爸爸

500
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,861
不，他不是…

501
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,906
他總是這麼混蛋嗎？

502
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:35,455
沒錯，他就是…

503
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,612
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