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[instrumental music playing]

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[sighs] Okay.

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Getting into test mode.
What do I need? What do I… Mmm.

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Pencils. Aha! Test papers.

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Candles. Mm-hmm.

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Mmm.

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This one smells smarter.

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Gots to have my snuggie! [chuckles]

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[both scream]

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What… Did you stay here again?

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-My dad said I could stay the night.
-[sighs]

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Look, based off that question,
that's news to you.

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I don't have time for this.

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Can I have my blanket back?

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Your blanket?

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Why didn't you tell me
Kelvin was staying here again last night?

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Well, you made it clear
when you keyed my car,

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that you knew everything that I do.

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But if you want to key his bike,

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it's out back too.

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That was a week ago.

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I said I'm sorry.

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That was once.

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I'm gonna need more sorrys,
man, before I get done with it.

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[sighs] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

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When is he going home?

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Hey, Kelvin ain't here that much, Regina.

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It's been three nights this week, Bennie.

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[exhales] I'm happy to have the kid here.

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-All right?
-All right.

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But Tasha's taking advantage.

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She can't drop him off
anytime she wanna run the streets.

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Well, you know how Tasha is.

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She's wild and,
you know, Tasha's still young.

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And I'm not?

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I'm not saying you're not still young,
but she's younger than you.

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There's a whole other side
to that Camaro that I didn't key.

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Look, you right, baby,
and I'm wrong. Okay?

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I'll talk to old-ass Tasha.

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Uh-uh. Kelvin is still on the couch, man.

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Come on.
Now, I told you, I got my GMAT today.

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I can't have extra noise around here.

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You know I need it quiet,
Bennie, when I take my test.

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That's what they made headphones for.

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I mean, damn,
they're gonna let you take it online.

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Cheat!

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I, for one, would prefer
to pass on my own merits.

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Besides, they got
a proctor watching so I can't cheat.

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You know what, sweetheart?
That's a you problem.

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You know? Yeah.
Handle it like you handled my car.

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-Oh, come…
-Besides, Kelvin ain't no problem.

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[shatter in distance]

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-What?
-[Kelvin] My bad!

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Bennie, I… Oh, shit.

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[vocalizing]

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♪ Solid as a rock ♪

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[vocalizing]

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♪ Solid ♪

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All right.

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I'm here to watch the kids
while you take your test. You ready?

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Ready-ready.

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I've got Slim Jims,
Starburst and a gallon of coffee.

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I'm good to go.

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Yeah, to the bathroom.

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Shoot, the Slim Jims alone
will have me at the urgent care.

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All right, here.

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What's this for?

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Anything you don't know,
you write down on these.

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I got 'em from the dollar store
so don't write too hard.

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[chuckles] I don't cheat.

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But you do fail.

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-So does no one believe in me?
-We believed in you the first time.

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We even made a banner.

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You had your chance.

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I wasn't ready last time.
Bennie and I were a mess.

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He forgive you for keying his car?

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Okay, we're still a mess. But I had
all that money stuff hanging over my head.

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-He pay you back?
-No! Damn it, Cree. Get out of my head!

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Shit, I'm telling you,
this time is gonna be different, okay?

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I get to take it in my bedroom,

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in my lucky snuggie.

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I got this.

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-Good.
-Yeah.

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Because I am sick of this GMAT shit.

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It's too stressful.

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The last time, things got so bad
you cursed the whole family out

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and called me a whore.

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'Cause you was acting like a whore.

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But the test made you say it.

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For the sake of the family, pass.

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Way to take the pressure off, Lucretia.

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I wasn't trying to, Regina.

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Pass.

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[instrumental music playing]

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So, a whole day together.

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Yup.

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It's exciting. [chuckles]

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Yup.

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You like my spread?

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It's smoked gouda.
It's my favorite cheese.

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I hate cheese. It hurts my stomach.

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Makes me fart.
One time, I thought it was a fart--

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You know what?
We don't even have to eat right now.

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Wanna watch a movie? I can stream Frozen.

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Frozen? What are you, like, a thousand?

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You don't wanna dress up in the costumes?

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Do you?

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Not now.

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Got any games?

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Uh, someone left Operation
down in the laundry room,

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but all the pieces are missing,
so we already won. Yay! [chuckles]

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Or we could just talk. Ask me anything.

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Okay.

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-So, when you were my mom's boyfriend,
-Mm-hmm.

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did you have a boyfriend?

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There are games at my parents' house.

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Let me just wrap this up.

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I don't want my prosciutto to jerky.

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-It seems like if you knew you were gay--
-Let it sweat. We gotta go.

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[instrumental music playing]

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Where we putting the oily rags?

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Where we usually put 'em,
behind the vending machine.

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Did you start today?

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Hey, here come Davis.

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How come ain't no Davis in that car?

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Jesus take the wheel?

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You know you can't push a car that's on.

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No, it's not on. That's the problem.

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Well, a problem.

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See, it's making a funny noise.

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Eating up oil like crazy.

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And it veers to the right.

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Maybe it's looking
for its final resting place.

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Well, I need this solid.

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This car's my livelihood
and Mama's on me for rent.

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I thought your mama owned that house?

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It is what it is.

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You gotta help me out, Bennie.

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I have to drive Black Uber.

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Nobody's paying Uber Black prices
to ride in this raggedy-ass car.

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Uh-uh. I didn't say Uber Black.
I said, "Black Uber."

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I aim for a select clientele.

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I got dashiki seat covers,
cold Sprite, malt liquor and pork rinds.

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I got a screen in the back
with Foxy Brown on a loop.

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Pam Grier never gets old.

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Hey, did you hear about Tyrell's Tune-Ups?

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They just got shut down.

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Yeah, safety inspection.

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That's the third one this month.
And the word out is we're next.

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[groans]

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Why they always
got to pick on the little guy?

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They ain't there shutting down Pep Boys.

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That's because
they in the pocket of Big Muffler.

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That reminds me.

155
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My car needs a muffler.

156
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No, the muffler needs a car.

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We ain't got time to fix it right now.
We got to get this place right.

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-Duck, get the greasy rags.
-Where you want me to put 'em?

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Take them down to Tyrell's.
Shit, they closed anyway.

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Aren't we too old for mini golf?

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Girl, you trippin'. Mini golf is a vibe.

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Oh. You going too?

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Fine. Regina needs peace and quiet
while she takes her test.

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There you are.

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Are you ready?

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We can't go. I lost my dragon.

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Edgar's my class pet.

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He's a bearded dragon.
I'm supposed to watch him,

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but I guess I'm not doing a great job.

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Hold up. There's a lizard in this house?

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[Maya] He's not a lizard.

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He's a dragon

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and he ran away
when I tried to make him marry my Barbie.

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Wait a minute. Your mama let you
bring a lizard in the house?

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No, Daddy did.

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That jackass.

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Your mom has been terrified
of anything that has scales

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ever since a lizard got in the house

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and she saw Daddy shoot it.

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Shouldn't she be afraid of bullets?

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Or your daddy?

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The mind works how the mind works.

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If she sees that thing, it's over.

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She's gonna fail for sure.

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I can't go through that again.

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Mom balled up my picture.

187
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Gross. This is what they look like?

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That's what's in there? That's a dinosaur!

189
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Wait, are you scared?

190
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Do I look scared?

191
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A little bit.

192
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Where was the last place you saw him?

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-Right where Kelvin's standing.
-Ah! It's on me! I feel like it's on me.

194
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Shut up! Regina's gonna hear you!

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Oh, shoot. She probably heard me.

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[instrumental music playing]

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Ooh.

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Trying to be slick and shit
with your little trick question.

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Ah! Mm-mmm.

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Not today.

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[Regina laughing]

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Oh, GMAT, you can kiss my whole ass.

203
00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,378
[grunting in rhythm]

204
00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,504
I'm sorry. My bad.

205
00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:08,632
Uh, Sister Anne, you're a lovely proctor.

206
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[door slams]

207
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[exhaling sharply]

208
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[door shuts gently]

209
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Okay. Your mama's good.

210
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Here's what we're gonna do.

211
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We're gonna find that lizard,
we're gonna keep our mouths shut

212
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and then we're gonna go
hit balls through a windmill.

213
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Uh-uh. I ain't leaving this chair.
Oh, my God! Something touched me!

214
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This is not a good look.

215
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,349
Hey, what are you doing down here?

216
00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:00,351
Ten-minute break. What's he doing?

217
00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,895
We're all playing The Floor Is Lava.

218
00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,605
He's the only one that's good.

219
00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,900
Get back upstairs.
You throwing off our game.

220
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:13,155
Hey. If you don't
get your feet off my furniture,

221
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,449
we gonna be playing Your Ass Is Grass.

222
00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:17,618
Honestly, I'm torn.

223
00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,245
[instrumental music playing]

224
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Get the tools up.

225
00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:25,501
I'm trying to, but this thing won't close.

226
00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:27,544
It's so used to not having tools in it.

227
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:31,298
Come on, man.
Hurry your ass up. We got an inspection.

228
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I'm not about to get shut down
over no socket wrench.

229
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I went all the way to Tyrell's

230
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and wouldn't you know,
they had chains on the door.

231
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-What'd you bring them back for?
-You can't just throw these anywhere.

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00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,938
It's what they call a "planet hazard."

233
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You'll be what they call "out of a job"

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if you don't find
nowhere to put them rags.

235
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That tone's not gonna
make the work go faster.

236
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[Tasha] Bennie!

237
00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:56,949
Get your ass out here!

238
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Duck, light the rags and throw 'em at me.

239
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,537
Oh, so now you want the rags?

240
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,833
Don't call me like I got a warrant.

241
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,167
What are you doing here?

242
00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:08,502
I got your text.

243
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,046
Why you taking my stuff?
This ain't no swap meet.

244
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,298
Consider it child support.

245
00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,175
But also I want my child support.

246
00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:17,928
Do y'all got toilet paper in the back?
I like one-ply.

247
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,849
Stop taking my stuff, you project pirate.

248
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,978
You the one who said we needed to talk.

249
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:29,064
Yeah, that mean call.
Don't come by my job.

250
00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:31,525
You've been leaving Kelvin
at my house too much.

251
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,737
Oh, I'm sorry, Kelvin's daddy.

252
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:38,991
Don't do that 'cause it's
a pleasure for me to have him,

253
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,242
but you can't leave him

254
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:44,163
every time you want to run around
with every Tom, Dick and Hobo.

255
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:48,459
Well, you could've
just told me that in a text.

256
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:50,461
I'mma kill you.

257
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,550
Look, not that it's any of your business,

258
00:11:57,468 --> 00:12:02,055
but I happen to be in a relationship
with a very good man, thank you very much.

259
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:02,973
Oh, yeah?

260
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,558
He got a Lexus.

261
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,268
[cheers]

262
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,895
A car. Not a daughter.

263
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:10,063
[excited grunting]

264
00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:11,607
[cheers]

265
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,150
Can he pay my child support?

266
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,235
You know what? [clears throat]

267
00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:16,695
My bag full.

268
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:19,198
Um… Kelvin! Let's go! I'm thawing meat!

269
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:23,243
Kelvin's not here. He's at my house.

270
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:26,914
Oh! So you can leave him
at your house, but I can't?

271
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,375
[instrumental music playing]

272
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:32,669
Find anything?

273
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,131
A couple of rat traps.
This might solve itself.

274
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:38,050
[groans] I hate rats.

275
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,802
You just full of fears today.

276
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,762
He's not in the driveway.

277
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,597
But I saw the cutest squirrel.

278
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:44,932
Can I keep him?

279
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,600
Uh-uh. Squirrels carry rabies.

280
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,727
How are you more popular than me?

281
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,813
I don't question it. I just enjoy it.

282
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,147
[Regina] Oof.

283
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:55,484
This test has more parts
than an '80s R & B group.

284
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,278
Why are you on my chair?

285
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,489
Yeah, Kelvin. The game's over. Move on.

286
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,451
Why are you down here around people?

287
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,286
With your ankles all exposed?

288
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,121
Water break.

289
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:12,167
How many breaks do they give you,
and can we get the schedule?

290
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,635
Okay, why are you being all weird?

291
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:22,845
'Cause that's my move.

292
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:28,559
If you want to spoil the surprise,
we were making you a cake to celebrate.

293
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,770
That's why he's on the chair.
He's going to put his foot in it.

294
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,192
Aw, you guys. A cake? Aw!

295
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:39,778
Well, the sprinkles
are up in the top cabinet.

296
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,989
Yeah. Got it. Get the hell out of here.

297
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,995
Dang it. Now we gotta bake a cake.

298
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,914
[clattering]

299
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:54,501
There he is again.
This scratchy bastard is under the sink.

300
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:55,502
Let me go up!

301
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:59,256
He might be slippery.
Maybe we just need to stun him.

302
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,883
Don't hurt him!

303
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:02,634
It's okay. She'll be very gentle.

304
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:04,761
But maybe close your eyes.

305
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,598
Ooh. You in trouble now.
That's your ass, dragon.

306
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,225
Oh, yeah. You all man from up there, huh?

307
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,102
I see him!

308
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:14,688
I think he got away.

309
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,399
Something's on me. Why am I wet?

310
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,359
[buzzing]

311
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,574
[water spraying]

312
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:28,911
-What did you just do?
-I thought maybe I could drown him?

313
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,037
Turn the thingy off!

314
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,247
-What's the thingy?
-You know! The thingy!

315
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,377
Hey, we got… What the…
What's going on with the sink?

316
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:40,213
-Y'all didn't turn off the valve?
-That's a real word!

317
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:41,673
And no.

318
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,425
My dragon broke the sink!

319
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,052
Sure it did, baby. Auntie!

320
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,387
You heard the girl!
Her dragon broke the sink!

321
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:50,349
-That's a real thing?
-It's a very real thing!

322
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,725
[valve squeaking, turns off]

323
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,853
I gotta get this dude out of here.
I'll take him to the shop.

324
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:58,607
Fix the sink, find the lizard
and nobody bothers your mother

325
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,150
until she finishes that test.

326
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:01,777
Come on. Let's go.

327
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:02,778
[Kelvin grunts]

328
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,030
I can't get my shoes wet.

329
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:11,370
Let's go!

330
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,499
Is the squirrel still out there?

331
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,668
[instrumental music playing]

332
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:24,216
Rags are gone. Don't ask how.
Just say a prayer for the planet.

333
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:25,801
And my soul.

334
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,054
Guys. It's going down.

335
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,849
Got off the phone with my boy Left Leg.
Inspector's in the neighborhood.

336
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,811
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
he'll stop at the porn shop first.

337
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,480
He better not.
Otherwise, he gonna find them rags.

338
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,067
-All right, we good.
-Okay.

339
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,735
We've been working all morning.

340
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,779
-This place is tight, baby.
-Yeah.

341
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,573
-Promise me there's no dragons in here!
-What?

342
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,784
Look. Hey, man. Where are you coming from?

343
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,619
Uh… You been in my stash?

344
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,329
He ain't high. He's just a mess.

345
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,374
I need some Takis
and a root beer to calm me down.

346
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,254
Thanks to you, the house is in chaos.

347
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:05,048
Why did you let baby girl
bring home a bearded dragon?

348
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,926
That was real?
I thought she was talking about you.

349
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:09,845
I didn't know.

350
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,098
Well, it's ruining Regina's test.

351
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,392
I'm pretty sure
you and Regina can handle it.

352
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,686
Y'all handled my car pretty good.

353
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,771
Ghetto-ass Wonder Twins.

354
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:20,939
Deactivate.

355
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,026
When are you going to shut up about that?

356
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:27,320
All the shit you do to Regina,
she can't make one mistake?

357
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,990
No, 'cause every time
I make "one mistake,"

358
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,658
y'all run it in the ground.

359
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:33,869
You know what? Pfft.
Let me get back to the house

360
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,663
so I can make sure
Regina gets a high enough score

361
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:40,042
to get into grad school,
meet someone on her level

362
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,252
and finally dump your ass.

363
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,503
[grunts]

364
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,881
Get your dumpy ass out of here

365
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,591
and take Kelvin with you.

366
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,342
He can't be here today.

367
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,970
'Cause today, we got an inspection.

368
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,055
An inspection?

369
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:56,475
Oh, damn. When it rains it pours.

370
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:59,519
You know what, your son, your problem.

371
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:01,480
My sister, my problem.

372
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,737
And why is that outlet smoking?

373
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,323
Your face makes it nervous.

374
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:15,952
[instrumental music playing]

375
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,913
Okay. I stopped the water for now,

376
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,998
but we need a real plumber or an ark.

377
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:24,127
We're cleaning as much as we can.
The other towels are in Mama's bathroom.

378
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,214
-How's it going?
-I think we're doing a good job.

379
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,925
[groans] Shit!

380
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,219
I think we missed a spot.

381
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,221
-[Bernard] Auntie, are you okay?
-Are you okay?

382
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,389
-Nobody touch me.
-You could have a concussion.

383
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,558
[groans] I'm KO.

384
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,103
We have to at least elevate your head.

385
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,479
Girls, go get a pillow.

386
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:46,233
If we make her too comfortable,
she might fall asleep and that's not good.

387
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:49,569
-Fine, get her a book.
-What do you like, romance or mystery?

388
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,489
-For her head!
-Oh!

389
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,034
-This is kind of fun. [chuckles]
-Really? You're having fun?

390
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,369
Yeah.

391
00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,163
Auntie, did you hear that?
She's having fun with me.

392
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,581
Best day ever.

393
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:07,170
Go check on your mother.
Make sure she didn't hear anything.

394
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,214
I did not fall gracefully.

395
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,882
I'm sorry. Are you okay, Auntie?

396
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,175
-Just go.
-[sighs]

397
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,973
Oh, man. What a day.

398
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,892
I'm supposed to be drunk at mini-golf.

399
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,646
[rustling]

400
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,069
He's in here!

401
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,498
Oh, hell no.

402
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,713
Hey, Ma. What you hear?

403
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,215
You breathing hard.

404
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,468
Why you creeping outside my door?

405
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:59,264
I was saying a prayer
that you pass your test.

406
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:03,351
Just came upstairs
so I'd be closer to God.

407
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:04,269
Amen.

408
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,229
Well…

409
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,441
[sighs] He heard you 'cause I passed.

410
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,026
-You passed?
-I passed!

411
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,737
We good! She passed!

412
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,031
Okay, Ma. Look, now, don't freak out,

413
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:19,284
but Aunt Lucretia's in the kitchen,
but she says she's fine.

414
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:23,163
Oh, my God. Lucretia!
What happened? Why is she on the floor?

415
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,414
That's where she fell.

416
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,167
Did you crush it?

417
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,669
What? Yeah, but we ain't on that.

418
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:30,921
No more GMAT?

419
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:31,880
No.

420
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:33,924
Good. Get your phone.

421
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,093
You need a plumber and I need a CAT scan.

422
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,346
I found him!

423
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,847
[screams]

424
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:42,641
[Lucretia groans]

425
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,309
Not my good leg.

426
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,854
[instrumental music playing]

427
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:51,191
-Hey, Kelvin.
-I didn't know you were picking me up.

428
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,818
Your mom's running late
and asked me to swing by.

429
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,279
Hey, any chance
I can drive your Lexus again?

430
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,032
-You gonna wait for me to get in?
-I circled back for you.

431
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,326
Oh, you circled back for me.
That's what you did, huh?

432
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,702
-Your dad in there?
-Yeah.

433
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,913
-Let me tell him we're leaving.
-All right.

434
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,707
Which one of you is Bennie Upshaw?

435
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,292
Oh, that'd be me. Oh!

436
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,170
This is my place. Yeah.

437
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,672
Good to meet you. Noah Yang.

438
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,298
Hey. How you doing?

439
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,050
Uh…

440
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,052
I mean, I been waiting on you all day.

441
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:19,970
Anything?

442
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,930
You wanna check out the bathroom? Or…

443
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,848
-No, I'm good.
-Okay. Yeah.

444
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:27,227
And as you saw,
I got my chairs all lined up.

445
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,771
Then freshened up my magazines.

446
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,815
And it's smelling good in there.

447
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,442
Yeah. Seems like a really nice place.

448
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,987
Yeah. That was easy.
I was about to bribe you.

449
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,238
No, I'm just kidding.

450
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,282
Uh, unless you want me to.

451
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,452
Well, I guess
I can stop pretending to smoke.

452
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,330
And I can go get those oily rags back.

453
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,040
[siren blaring]

454
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:50,041
Oh, Lord.

455
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,584
The porn shop's on fire.

456
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,170
Man.

457
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,798
Guess I don't
have to return those tapes I rented.

458
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,718
You still renting porn in 2021?

459
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,761
My girl checks my browser history.

460
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,389
I'm sorry.
I'm just here to pick up Kelvin.

461
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:08,059
What are you doing with Kelvin?
What part of the inspection is that?

462
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:12,689
Ah. I think there's some confusion.
I should have introduced myself better.

463
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:16,276
I'm Tasha's boyfriend. Noah.
She asked me to pick Kelvin up.

464
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,236
She's using you.

465
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,198
Hey, Noah. I got my stuff.

466
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,867
Kelvin, you know this dude?

467
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,660
This my mom's boyfriend.

468
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,996
Why is your mom's boyfriend
picking you up?

469
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,789
Because Mama got time issues.

470
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,291
Yes, she does.

471
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,127
Y'all got inside jokes?

472
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,838
Yeah, well, since you driving him,

473
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,506
make sure he's in a car seat.

474
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:40,925
He's a teenager.

475
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:44,220
Yeah, I know.
We got inside jokes. Right, son?

476
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,014
We've never done that, ever.

477
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,350
Yeah, okay, well, we doing it now, okay?

478
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,185
Laugh, son.

479
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:51,603
Laugh.

480
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:54,856
Well, I'm parked
really close to that porn fire.

481
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,275
So, if we're cool here,
we should head out.

482
00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,110
You cool, Kelvin?

483
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:00,779
Yeah. I'll see you later.

484
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:03,031
Hey, you want to stop by our burger place?

485
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,949
-Chili cheese time?
-Yes, sir. Come on.

486
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:05,867
[both] Boom!

487
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,413
Make sure you're wearing your seat belt!

488
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,540
It's your father talking!

489
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:14,584
I'm your father!

490
00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:18,171
They got a boop and everything.

491
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,130
You see that?

492
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,632
That's good to see, man.

493
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:23,009
A boy needs a good role model in his life.

494
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:27,138
Shut up, Davis,
with your terrible-ass life.

495
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,475
-And this raggedy-ass car!
-Hey!

496
00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,312
Oh, man! Look what you did!

497
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:35,939
[groaning]

498
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:36,856
Damn!

499
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,109
[groaning] Damn!

500
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:41,528
INSafe! Surprise inspection time.

501
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:42,654
Ain't that a bitch?

502
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:43,696
Oh, my knee!

503
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,031
Oh, my back!

504
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,491
Oh, my knee and my back!

505
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,370
Nothing wrong with this outlet.
I'm just smoking.

506
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,456
Smoking in a garage,

507
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,208
faulty outlet

508
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,669
and that man's making oil angels.

509
00:22:57,752 --> 00:22:59,379
No, I'm trying to get up!

510
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,592
You all fail on many levels.

511
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,554
Is it too late to bribe you?

512
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:10,223
[groans]

513
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,308
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