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[instrumental music playing]

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Davis, your car should be on hospice.

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Boy, you're crazy. This car is a classic.

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It's barely got 190,000 miles on it.

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190,000 miles driving your ass around?

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Shit, that's car abuse.

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-[laughter]
-[Davis fake laughing]

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What's so funny when I'm looking
at red tags all over the place?

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See, this is why
y'all failed the inspection.

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No, we failed the inspection
'cause I couldn't bribe the guy,

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not with this big beached whale
flapping and crying all over…

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Yeah. We get it. I'm fat and I fell.

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This shit is still painful.

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Look, you can make fun of how pathetic
he looked on your own time.

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I want my place up to code.

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This is my place, Bennie's Garage.

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If it was your place,
we'd be fixing flying broomsticks.

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Okay, all right, keep talking.

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This place could be
Lucretia's Nail Emporium in a minute.

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You'll be in here picking colors.

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Look, the guy told us
what to fix and we'll fix it.

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We ain't got no problem here.

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And, for Davis, we joke,

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-but we got love for you too.
-[cell phone ringing]

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Bennie's Garage. Yeah, this is him.

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What?

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You got to be kidding me.

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Davis, you suing me, nigga?

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[vocalizing]

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♪ Solid as a rock ♪

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[vocalizing]

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♪ Solid ♪

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What the hell, Davis?
We supposed to be boys.

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No, man, this has nothing to do with you.

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I'm suing your insurance company.

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Mama says it's different,
and she would know.

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She's very fiscal.

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Your mama needs her ass beat.
This is not how insurance works.

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Is it?

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Oh, my God,
it's like the dumb leading the dumb.

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If he sues our insurance company,

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our premiums go up
or they drop us entirely.

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Either way, we can't afford it.
This could bankrupt the shop.

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That ain't what Mama said.

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Say "mama" one more time,
I'mma bust your head with this vice grip.

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No. Okay. Hey, man, hey, look, man, hey.

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We're all friends here.
Let's not fight over money.

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-You could lose your job, Tony.
-Hell no. Why you trippin', Davis? I--

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-Hey, look…
-I hear you.

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Leave this Davis shit alone
until I can talk to our lawyer.

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-All right, fine. I ain't saying nothing.
-Man…

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I wonder how many
salon chairs I can get in here.

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[instrumental music playing]

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Bernard!

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Baby, you brought up the wrong box.

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I need the other birthday stuff.

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This is just your old Janet Jackson wigs.

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[Bernard] I know. I'm taking them.

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Oh! Mmm!

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Ooh, something definitely died in this.

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Damn it.

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Aaliyah!

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-[sighs] What did I do now?
-It's what you didn't do.

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I told you last night, girl,
put the clothes in the dryer,

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and now they're all mildewy.

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Just run it again.

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What are we looking for?

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Whoever the hell you think you talking to.

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Now, you're gonna wash those clothes again
and these tablecloths too.

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Roll your eyes at me again
and see what happens.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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Oh, Regina, please tell me
you're not trying to recycle

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all this for baby girl's birthday.

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Hey, I gotta do what I gotta do,
all right? Pennies about to be pinched.

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But she's not turning six.

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Ah! But in two years, she will be nine.

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That's not how a candle works.

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And you got me carrying boxes
before I start my shift carrying boxes.

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Hey, sometimes the talent chooses you.

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He's just tense
'cause he's not getting any.

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Uh, you don't know that.

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Uh, you live in my building and I know
you come home from dates alone.

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Only reason why you know I'm alone
is 'cause you home alone.

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You don't know how big my peephole is.

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There could be five of us
back there feeling sorry for you.

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Now, why don't somebody
want to be with my baby, huh?

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Look at this handsome face.

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I'm out here.
But no matter how good things are going,

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as soon as I tell 'em
I have a daughter, they ghost me.

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[clicks tongue] Well, that's just stupid.

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-If I was a gay man--
-Nope.

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I'mma stop you right there
and go lift boxes I get paid to lift.

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Bye, nosies. Love y'all.

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Aw!

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Gay men always seem
so much happier in the movies.

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Come on, Regina.

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This looks like a hostage sign.
So quit being cheap.

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It's not cheap when you actually broke.

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Now, I'mma give Maya a great party.

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She's my last baby.

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All right. So, what have you done so far?

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I had Bernard bring up these boxes.

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Listen, I've been doing overtime
all week long. Okay?

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I only got a couple of days
to get shit together.

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Okay, well, let me take
some of it off of you.

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You know I know how to throw a party.

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Oh, yes. I remember Aaliyah's 7th.

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You got drunk and peed your pants
in the bounce house.

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I wasn't the first.

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[running footsteps]

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Mommy! I know what I want
for my birthday, a Switch.

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That's new, kids asking for a switch?

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It's a game.

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If she thinks it's a game,
you're doing it wrong.

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Nintendo Switch, Lucretia.

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And, sweetie, I'm sorry,

117
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but I'm pretty sure
you're not getting that for your birthday.

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But I wanted one forever.

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Forever? [scoffs] Child, please.

120
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I wanted a good sports bra
for longer than you've been alive.

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[chuckles]

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It's gonna be great though. I promise.

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Aaliyah, your aunt's leaving you.

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-Later, Mom.
-Mm-hmm.

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Wait a minute.

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Here, take this 20 and get your sister
something for her birthday.

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Can't you just slap my name
on whatever you get her?

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You ain't gotta
look around again. I get it.

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[instrumental music playing]

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Our school's too big.

131
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I'll never get used to
the mile-long walk in between classes.

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I… Damn. I'm dripping everywhere.

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I know. I can never
ask a question until after lunch.

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Like, how am I supposed to understand
the Crackleberry Tales?

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It's Canterbury Tales.

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Then I did not do well on that essay.

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How does Steph look so perfect and dry?

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She came from where we came from.
Is there a tram in this building?

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No. Popular girls sweat
on the inside. It's their gift.

140
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Wait, you haven't had gym yet.
Why y'all looking all moist?

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High school is an adjustment,
and we ain't adjustin'.

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Ain't as hard as y'all making it.

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Look, find that one small thing you can do
to up your game. For instance…

144
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See? In middle school, I was Kelvin.

145
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In high school,

146
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I'm Cool Mountain Mist Kelvin.

147
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What? This way,
people think I got a man in my life.

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They'll think
you are the man in your life.

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[scoffing]

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-But I do need to step my game up.
-Sup, bro.

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[snickers]

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[both laughing]

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Whatever. At least a boy touched me.

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[instrumental music playing]

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Bernard?

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Shit.

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Hey, Hector. How you been, bruh?

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Boy, please.
You have been shift-ducking me for a year.

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Pfft! Stop it.

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[sighs] All right, fine. I just thought,

161
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based on how things ended,
it'd be uncomfortable.

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Because after a month of dating,

163
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you pretended I was Postmates
in front of your brother?

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I did give you five stars, though.

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[laughs sarcastically]

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Gonna be a long shift, isn't it?

167
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You know what?
We can just work in silence.

168
00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,151
Look, man.
I'm sorry for how things ended, all right?

169
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Obviously, I didn't handle
my coming out well.

170
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But for what it's worth,
I finally told my family.

171
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Even your dad? I didn't see nothing
about him dying on your Instagram.

172
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You still following me?

173
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[smacks lips] Okay, you caught me.
I be lurkin'.

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But I'm proud of you. That's big.

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Thanks, man.

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You want to help me with this package?

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Right here? There are people walking by.

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What? It is a 77-inch TV, Bernard.

179
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Oh. That package.

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-Yes, that package.
-Copy.

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[instrumental music playing]

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But it was his oil!

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Yes!

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No!

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High school!

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Expunged!

187
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Look, man, just save my shop. Bye.

188
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-[grunts]
-Man, what was that about?

189
00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,296
Man, that was that lawyer Lucretia hired.

190
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,465
I had to hurry up
'cause they charging by the hour.

191
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:12,845
I don't know why you bother with lawyers.
You already got one dude shaking you down.

192
00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:16,098
-Just say what you're gonna say, man.
-Bribe the man.

193
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,433
With what?

194
00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:20,185
Start by fixing his car.
It don't need that much work.

195
00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:23,939
It might now. I done did some things.

196
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,450
Well, at least the inside's okay.

197
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You know it's not.

198
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[instrumental music playing]

199
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,794
Hey, Auntie, can I borrow $20?

200
00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:47,796
I don't loan money to unemployed children.

201
00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,342
It's not for me. You know how Mom
always buys a gift for Maya

202
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and just slaps me and Dad's name on it?

203
00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:56,096
I want to pick out
something nice for her myself this time.

204
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She is my only sister.

205
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That you know of.

206
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,353
Here's a 20.

207
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,189
-Proud of you.
-Thanks, Auntie.

208
00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:09,151
Hey.

209
00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:11,612
What you doing home so early?

210
00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,781
Oh, shit, you got fired.

211
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,157
Of course not.

212
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:19,370
I just stole a bunch of goodies
from the office for Maya's birthday party.

213
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:23,248
See, everybody be so worried
about the little prescription pads…

214
00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:26,835
[chuckles] But they be slippin'
on the Post-it Notes,

215
00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,921
hand wipes and stress balls.

216
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,551
What kid wants
a Mercy General gown and hair cap?

217
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,303
What are they gonna do with paper clips?

218
00:10:36,387 --> 00:10:37,554
Ah!

219
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:38,972
Necklaces, thank you.

220
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,851
It's an activity and a take-home gift.

221
00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:43,769
Boom.

222
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,606
That is about as ghetto as it gets.

223
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,650
Thank God for me.

224
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:53,362
-What is all this?
-Party favors that won't get Maya bullied.

225
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:59,076
Fenty lip gloss, Godiva chocolate?

226
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,038
This is a child's birthday party,
not Oprah's favorite things.

227
00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:07,751
And none of this
goes with my unicorn theme.

228
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:11,004
Oh, she's over the unicorns.
She's on a princess vibe now.

229
00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:12,256
And you know that how?

230
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:16,385
Because on the last unicorn party
you threw her, she said,

231
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,636
and I quote,

232
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"I hope this is my last unicorn party."

233
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:23,809
There it is.

234
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,310
There what is?

235
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:26,270
You.

236
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:27,604
[chuckles]

237
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:31,316
Lucretia's in the building,
running things, taking over.

238
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:37,322
I mean, well, someone had to save these
kids from your Office Depot extravaganza.

239
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:39,908
Bringing on the paperclip realness.

240
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:46,206
And the category is
"Ways you getting on my nerves."

241
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,792
Now back off.

242
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,753
I've got balloons to figure out.

243
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:53,422
Nothing to figure.
I already went to Balloon Barry's.

244
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,841
He twist them
into animals and celebs. [huffs]

245
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,676
His Drake is uncanny.

246
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,847
-I still need streamers.
-That bag.

247
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:05,267
-Then I guess I'll get plates and napkins.
-Same bag, under the streamers.

248
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:10,147
[sighs] Okay, that's fine. That's fine.
As long as I'm getting the cake.

249
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,775
Oops.

250
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:18,363
Well, strap on your feedbag,
because you the only one eating it.

251
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:22,409
"Strap on your feed bag"?
The hell is that?

252
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,496
You been around too many white people.

253
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,039
That may be true.

254
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:30,626
But I'm getting my baby
her favorite cake, Tubby the Whale,

255
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:34,546
and if you say she don't like
Tubby the Whale, I'mma stab you.

256
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,925
With what? You steal
a letter opener from work too?

257
00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:39,468
Yes.

258
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,471
[instrumental music playing]

259
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,516
Oh, damn.
You guys went in on those repairs.

260
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,851
I'm telling you,
only the best for the best.

261
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:51,605
We put so many new parts on this car
we damn near gave you a new car.

262
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,649
We even did the inside too.

263
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:58,111
No more feeling the road on your feet
when you drive, Fred Flintstone.

264
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,366
Oh, damn. Is that a tape player?

265
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,743
You damn right. You know how you get down.

266
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:05,702
[all laughing]

267
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:06,829
And that ain't all.

268
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,250
[both] Popcorn!

269
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:15,546
Garrett's? Oh, man,
that's my shit! [chuckles]

270
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,882
-Oh, man, y'all done did way too much.
-No, man.

271
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,134
-I don't know if I can afford this.
-[sighs]

272
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:22,886
Here's your bill.

273
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,721
But…

274
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,182
You didn't charge me. It's blank.

275
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,560
'Cause friends don't
take money from friends.

276
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,061
-[Bennie muttering]
-Mm-mmm.

277
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:35,065
Oh, man. I just wish there was something
I could do for you guys.

278
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,191
-Oh…
-[clears throat]

279
00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:38,026
I mean, I don't need anything.

280
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,530
Bennie?

281
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,075
[sighs] You could drop that suit.

282
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,662
Wait. Are you trying to bribe me?

283
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,539
It depends…

284
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,124
If it's working.

285
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,044
What the hell?
Oh, shit, I should have known.

286
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,714
Mama warned me you might try
and trick me out the suit.

287
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:01,675
She need to throw herself down
some stairs and get her own lawsuit!

288
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:06,388
-Hey, man, you better watch your mouth.
-You better watch… Damn!

289
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,850
What the hell wrong with you?
You know I can't fight.

290
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,521
-So, this how you treat a friend.
-Because you're not my friend.

291
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:18,150
What kind of asshole
doesn't drop a suit after popcorn?

292
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,571
That's that cheddar cheese
with thick caramel. That Chicago mix.

293
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,449
Oh, okay. So, this is the real you.

294
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,409
Nah, let's get real.

295
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,287
Not only am I not dropping the suit,

296
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:32,748
next time you see me,

297
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,083
I'm going to own this whole damn shop.

298
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,543
Oh, come on. Don't say that, man.

299
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,795
-Get your ass out of here.
-Oh, I'm gone.

300
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,380
-Huh.
-[exhales]

301
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,968
Uh… As soon as someone give me my keys.

302
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,308
[instrumental music playing]

303
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,852
Hey, Hector, uh,
saw we got another shift together.

304
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,312
Okay, stalker.

305
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,024
No. No, it's not like that.
It's a list in the break room

306
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,318
with all the times,
and if you go, you can--

307
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,236
Bernard, chill. I'm joking.

308
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,156
Oh. Okay, cool, 'cause, um…

309
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,534
I brought you one of those apple cinnamon
protein bars that we liked.

310
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,662
These ain't the ones
I left at your place, are they?

311
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,997
Nah. I ate those to get over you.

312
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,250
Oh. Well, I hope they didn't work.

313
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:22,631
I was thinking, uh, maybe we could
get a drink once we're done.

314
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,007
Yeah? I mean…

315
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:27,427
I guess if you thirsty, then we could.

316
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,431
I thought we could celebrate.
Coming out is a big deal,

317
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,601
and it'll give you a chance
to drop any other bombs you got.

318
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:40,899
No, it's the only news in my life.
Nothing else you need to know about.

319
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,235
[instrumental music playing]

320
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,280
Girl, where did you get those nails?

321
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:50,117
These beautiful, long,
attention-grabbing nails?

322
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,995
Well, they a little scary,
but I'm here for it.

323
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,580
Hey, Jamie.

324
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,290
You're going to class that way?

325
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,001
I'm going that way.

326
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,671
Anybody got an itch,
holla at your girl… Ow!

327
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,424
Careful, girl, I think you cut yourself.

328
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,551
Damn. I'm still getting
the hang of these things.

329
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:11,013
Be careful, 'cause the school nurse
is way on the other side of the building,

330
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,848
and I don't want my bestie bleeding out.

331
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,851
You smell single. What happened
to your boyfriend body spray?

332
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,311
[scoffs] He fell out
of my backpack on the bus.

333
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:21,523
I'll bounce back. I just signed up
for the school wrestling team.

334
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,236
Girl, I'm just trying to have
some connection.

335
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,363
[school bell ringing]

336
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,410
No. No.

337
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,620
[sighs wearily]

338
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,956
I'm going to be late to class.

339
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,625
Open, open, open…

340
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,004
Ow!

341
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,717
Wait, Aaliyah Upshaw skipping class?

342
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,886
Oh. Hey, Steph. Actually, I was just--

343
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,221
We're ditching.
Come to the movies with us.

344
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,640
Me? Oh, hell yeah.

345
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,642
Girl, those nails are fire.

346
00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:00,771
Oh. These old things?
I forgot I got them done.

347
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,147
You know, how it… Ow!

348
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,570
[instrumental music playing]

349
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,198
[Lucretia sighs]

350
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,241
Really?

351
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,994
We almost out of birthday juice.

352
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,705
We almost out of food.

353
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:21,917
These kids eat like their parents
keep them in a damn basement.

354
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,878
Relax. I ordered 200 lemon pepper wings.

355
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,213
I sent Bennie to get them.

356
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,006
-He should be back soon.
-[Bennie] Oh!

357
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,259
You missed me again.
These kids can't shoot for shit.

358
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,805
-Maya ain't got one thug in her class.
-[toy gun fires]

359
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,349
I never seem to plan
for how useless he is.

360
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,561
-Bennie, I told you to go get the wings.
-We on a timeout.

361
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,563
[toy gun fires]

362
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,941
I said we on a timeout, Tyler.

363
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:49,319
Did y'all see that? That little white boy
done shot me in my back.

364
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,239
Oh, Tyler doesn't have a party hat.

365
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,408
Go get the wings.

366
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:59,162
Now she telling you what to do.

367
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:02,874
Yeah, a little bossy Bruno Mars.
I ain't going to get no wings.

368
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,961
Well, no, we really need you to go
and get the wings, baby.

369
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,255
I'm only get the wings 'cause you said.

370
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:11,800
Hey, this is kind of nice,
us not liking her together.

371
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,805
It's heating up out there.

372
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,141
-How we doing on ice?
-Good.

373
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:26,148
-You bought an ice cream cake?
-I said I was getting Tubby the Whale.

374
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,316
That's what Tubby is.

375
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,485
[balloons popping]

376
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,823
Can I be off balloon duty?
I keep popping them.

377
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,200
It's 'cause of them stupid nails.

378
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,327
Now, go get
your sister's present, Wolverine.

379
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:43,081
The nails are the present.
It says "HBD" on the pinky.

380
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,000
Who did you think I'm talking about?

381
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:52,132
I know you did not use the money
I gave you to get your nails done.

382
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,885
You gave her? She got 20 out of me.

383
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,721
I had to do both hands.

384
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,224
You got to shut this down.
This is how you raise a crackhead.

385
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,479
Wait a minute.
So you didn't get your sister anything?

386
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,857
Of course I did. I'm not a monster.

387
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,110
Maya, come show them
the pretty party shoes I got you.

388
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,238
I love them.

389
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,784
-[Maya falls down]
-[Maya] I'm good!

390
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,205
She'll grow into them.

391
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,999
[instrumental music playing]

392
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,711
I don't think we should put the cake out.
The wings aren't even here yet.

393
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:33,882
It has to be the right softness.
You don't know Tubby like I do.

394
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,967
I know how the sun works.

395
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:40,180
Lucretia, I got this. I have a plan.

396
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:43,600
First, we're gonna do the presents,
then we will have the cake.

397
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:47,354
Gather 'round everybody.
We're about to do the presents. First!

398
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,231
Go ahead, make your little point.

399
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:53,610
Just know that one of Tubby's eyes
is slippin'. I'm up here, Tubby.

400
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,740
Ooh, Maya, open mine next.

401
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:04,996
Oh.

402
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,039
A book.

403
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:10,627
Maya, this is Born on the Water.
It's all about the history of our people.

404
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,255
-It's a book, Bernard.
-I can't post that.

405
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:16,549
[chuckles] Well, I can.
I told you to get her the L.O.L. doll.

406
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,302
Baby girl, open Auntie's next.

407
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:23,682
It doesn't highlight our struggle,
but I think you'll enjoy it.

408
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:29,062
[gasps] A Switch!
You're the best auntie ever!

409
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,398
[chuckling] Enjoy it.

410
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,442
Uh, excuse me, Best Auntie Ever,

411
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:37,654
I'd like a word with you over there.

412
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:38,738
Sure.

413
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:45,370
Why would you buy her the Switch
when you heard me tell her no?

414
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,873
Come on. I mean, don't you remember
how awful we felt as kids

415
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:51,543
when we wanted something
and were always told no?

416
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:54,754
I mean, we weren't even
allowed to ask for shit.

417
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:59,926
Oh, I do remember, that's why I put
the Switch on layaway for Christmas.

418
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,388
I did not know that.

419
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,308
Because you did not ask.

420
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,892
You never do.

421
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:12,272
And even if you did, you would
still go and do what you want to do

422
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,566
because it has to be Lucretia's way.

423
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:17,569
That's ridiculous.
Look, I just happen to have the means.

424
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:20,864
Oh, mm-mmm.
No, it is not about your means.

425
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,907
It's about you being a control freak.

426
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:27,912
Even if you were broke like me,
you would still find a way to take over.

427
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:32,000
Oh, please. And don't ever
refer to me as broke like you.

428
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,210
I don't even want that
out in the universe.

429
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,840
You see, right?
I mean, you are doing it right now.

430
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,301
You are trying to tell me
how to argue with you.

431
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:45,263
Look, I'm just trying to give Maya
the party that you wanted to give her.

432
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,182
Yes, the party I wanted to give her,

433
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:50,101
but now you've given her
the gift I wanted to give her.

434
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,854
Isn't the most important thing
that she's happy?

435
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:56,733
No. She's gotta know that I did it.

436
00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,111
Wow. When did you get so needy?

437
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:02,697
-[Maya] Mommy?
-Baby, not now, Mommy's winning.

438
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:08,036
It's not needy.
It's just, without the hugs

439
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,872
and the joy
and the, "You're the best mom,"

440
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:14,376
I am nothing but a damn chef and a maid.

441
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,378
-Mommy.
-I said not now.

442
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:19,089
-But, Mommy, my cake is melting.
-What…

443
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:23,593
Oh, no, Tubby.
You supposed to be the showstopper.

444
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:25,678
He certainly stopped the show.

445
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,349
Don't worry, Mom, I got this.

446
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:32,310
Party's over! Everybody go home.

447
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,896
Hey! No, it ain't. No, it ain't. No.

448
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:38,733
It's a joke, baby.
We doing something new up in here.

449
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,903
It's called… cup of cake.

450
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:46,074
So, what you do is you grab a cup
and you grab some cake.

451
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,492
Okay? Like this.

452
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,745
Oh, a melted cake.

453
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:54,749
Uh-uh! It… Look. It's a milkshake cake!

454
00:22:57,502 --> 00:23:00,588
It's a melted cake, Mom.
But it's all we got.

455
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:07,137
That was not how it was supposed to go.

456
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:11,516
Look at that mess.
Jesus, you had one job, Regina.

457
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,685
Maya, come here.

458
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,020
I gotta tell you something.

459
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:19,107
That Switch? That was from your mom.

460
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:22,110
-Really?
-Okay, no, I'm joking. It was from me.

461
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,196
I love you, Aunt Lucretia.

462
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,577
Okay, it does feel good.

463
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,163
I get it now. I get it.

464
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:37,083
Where's that back-shooting Tyler.
I wants revenge!

465
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,210
Oh, boy, I'm gonna shoot you now.

466
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:42,839
[instrumental music playing]

467
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:48,553
-Girl, these kid birthdays wear me out.
-[exhales]

468
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:51,514
[chuckles] Well, rest up.
You know Bernard's is next month.

469
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,600
Oh, he's out. That's gonna be fun.

470
00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:55,226
[both chuckles]

471
00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:58,938
-Oh, Regina! They know me here.
-Mmm.

472
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,900
What? I'm not spending money on bar wings

473
00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:05,028
when I have perfectly good
party wings in my purse.

474
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,863
Mmm. Sauce mine up.

475
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,540
[Regina] Mmm. Mm-hmm.

476
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:18,708
You're welcome.

477
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:23,713
Lucretia?

478
00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:27,175
Frank.

479
00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:32,055
Oh, shit!

480
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,100
[theme music playing]