1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,468 [funky instrumental music playing] 2 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,556 Okay, I'm done. I'm out. 3 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,933 Out your mind if you think we're finished. 4 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:18,770 We have way more to do before your Aunt Althea gets here. 5 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:22,315 Isn't she a preacher? Let's just dust off the Bible and call it a day. 6 00:00:22,398 --> 00:00:27,403 She's an inspirational speaker, huh? She tells people how to live their lives. 7 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:28,946 So, she's a mom. 8 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,699 No, people listen to her. 9 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:33,826 Say what? 10 00:00:34,494 --> 00:00:35,369 Just kidding. 11 00:00:36,412 --> 00:00:38,581 -Go help your sister dust. -She got it. 12 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:43,753 Oh, man. With you doing it, I'll never get free. 13 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:46,047 Give it to me. 14 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:47,715 Okay. 15 00:00:48,508 --> 00:00:49,884 Babe, we outta cereal. 16 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:53,930 If I put sugar on corn chips, that's Frosted Flakes, right? 17 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,100 -Just add a banana. -[mutters] 18 00:00:57,183 --> 00:01:00,394 Now go. I'm trying to get this place straightened up before Althea gets here. 19 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:02,313 People suck. 20 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:03,773 [door closes] 21 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:06,400 I grabbed the last pack of markers 22 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:09,946 and this Karen came at me with a pair of safety scissors. 23 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:13,616 I don't want to get into it, but you'll see it on the news. 24 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:15,493 Thank you. 25 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,621 Uh, wait a minute. Where's the cucumber? 26 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,706 Like I said, you'll see it on the news. 27 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:24,377 Is our evil sister here yet? 28 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:27,755 Would you stop that? Every time that she comes for a visit, 29 00:01:27,839 --> 00:01:30,258 you come over here with all that funky attitude. 30 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:32,385 What's your excuse for when she ain't here? 31 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:33,344 You. 32 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:35,805 I'll leave if you leave. 33 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:36,722 Fine. 34 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:43,020 And if I come over here with a bad attitude, 35 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:46,107 it's 'cause she comes in here all high and mighty 36 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,650 with her backhanded comments, 37 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:51,487 and you're so enamored by her that you don't even see it. 38 00:01:51,571 --> 00:01:54,240 I can't help it if she inspires me. 39 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:57,076 Inspires you to treat me like shit. 40 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:01,289 Lucretia, the eyes see what the soul wishes to reveal. 41 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:05,293 And that. See, you even start talking her mumbo jumbo 42 00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:07,962 and then recite the little four scriptures you know. 43 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,715 Like, "Thou shalt not be a hater." 44 00:02:11,591 --> 00:02:13,259 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 45 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:17,305 She's not even here yet and already stirring up things between us. 46 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:20,057 You are the one stirring shit up. 47 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,309 Ooh. 48 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:24,103 What's this? Sisters fighting? 49 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:26,981 Maybe y'all should knock out this dusting together. 50 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:29,233 Maybe y'all should peel the potatoes for dinner. 51 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:31,235 Maybe Aunt Thea will take us out. 52 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,988 Maybe y'all should take the trash out too. 53 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,198 -Maybe-- -Aaliyah! 54 00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:38,743 Stop talking. I'm seven and even I know when to shut up. 55 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:42,914 Cree, I don't want to fight. Okay? 56 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:47,084 Just come to dinner and then you can point it out to me if you see it. 57 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:48,628 You mean when I see it? 58 00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:51,964 Fine, when you see it. Just say something. 59 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:55,134 I ain't gonna say something like a little tattletale. 60 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:58,012 [mocks baby crying] My big sister's picking on me. 61 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,097 I'm a grown-ass woman. 62 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,058 We're gonna need a code word. 63 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:08,272 Fine. How about, "I'm crazy and I'm reading too much into shit?" 64 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:09,732 Too long. 65 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:12,568 If something annoys me, I'll tap my cane. 66 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:14,320 Hey, baby. 67 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:18,491 [vocalizing] 68 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:20,117 ♪ Solid as a rock ♪ 69 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,994 [vocalizing] 70 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:24,997 ♪ Solid ♪ 71 00:03:25,081 --> 00:03:26,499 [funky instrumental music playing] 72 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:31,045 Man, you can kiss my ass woodpecker style, and that's continuously. 73 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:34,215 I'm not paying no $85 for no side mirror. 74 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,884 Hey, man, my girlfriend's got a rich husband. 75 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:40,012 If I don't keep her lace fronts fresh, she'll cut off my nights and weekends. 76 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:42,348 Oh, man. Come on. Get your ass out of here. 77 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,141 You the reason I'm losing money. 78 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:47,019 -You don't want this, someone else will. -Yeah. Beat it. 79 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:48,229 Don't make me repeat it. 80 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:52,525 Oh, you don't need that negativity in your life. 81 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,403 No. I don't need you in my life. 82 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:58,447 You don't see that sign out there that says, "No Davis Allowed"? 83 00:03:58,531 --> 00:04:00,032 No, I saw it. 84 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:02,368 You painted it on a queen-size bed sheet. 85 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,537 But I got you something. 86 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,664 [chuckles] 87 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,500 I don't want no damn edible arrangements, fool. 88 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,085 You know I don't eat no fruit. 89 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,253 You got it wrong. 90 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:15,631 This is an arrangement of edibles. 91 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:20,428 Okay, well, leave these, but you leave. 92 00:04:21,554 --> 00:04:24,348 Come on, man. Enough is enough. Let's squash this shit. 93 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:28,811 Tell you what, you having a supply problem, let me help you out. 94 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,188 Ain't that the reason why you brought edibles? 95 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:35,067 No. Look, I know a guy down at the VFW Hall 96 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:37,153 who could hook you up with cheap parts. 97 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,864 -How cheap we talking? -Crack cheap. 98 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,449 Well, call him up, shit. 99 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:44,785 Or, you know, we could roll down there and talk to him ourselves. 100 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:45,995 Maybe have a drink? 101 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,204 Naw. 102 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:48,748 Or I'll just call him. 103 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:53,502 -Hey, man. How's it going? -Hey, it's going good. 104 00:04:53,586 --> 00:04:54,920 What can I help you with? 105 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,422 Oil change? Tune-up? 106 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:57,465 What you need? 107 00:04:58,299 --> 00:05:00,176 I'm Noah. Tasha's boyfriend? 108 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:03,387 Oh, right. Why are you not more memorable? 109 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:07,558 [chuckles] Uh, I'll work on that. Hey, I wanted to run something by you. 110 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,770 There's these new shoes dropping today and I wanted to get them for Kelvin. 111 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:12,563 Oh, you talking about those… 112 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,107 -The Premiers. -Oh, yeah, that's what I said. 113 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,485 The thing is 114 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:20,988 they're kinda exclusive, but I know he really wants them. 115 00:05:21,072 --> 00:05:23,074 Man, why you always doing the most? 116 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:23,991 All right? 117 00:05:24,075 --> 00:05:26,994 You taking my son to Pacer games. You're letting him drive your car. 118 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:30,623 -You're picking him up on time and shit. -I know. I know. 119 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,875 That's why I wanted to check with you first. 120 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:37,171 Yeah, I got my son the shoes, okay? That's what a real father does. 121 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:40,466 He wakes up in the morning, he goes down to the, um… 122 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:41,384 Indy Kicks. 123 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:42,760 Can a brother talk? 124 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:46,389 [funky instrumental music playing] 125 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:50,768 Well, you speaking in town is a nice surprise. 126 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,479 The only reason I come back to Indiana is for money. 127 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,523 And y'all of course. 128 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:00,736 -I'm supposed to be in Belize this week. -[gasps] Belize! 129 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:03,906 Ooh. We have pictures of that place on the hospital screensavers. 130 00:06:05,825 --> 00:06:08,494 Into this life some rain must fall. 131 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:10,246 But I don't complain. 132 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,081 I think you just did. 133 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,085 Hush now, Lucretia. She just speaking her truth. 134 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:22,716 [sighs] My people keep me booked and busy. I just keep manifesting success! 135 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,803 Mm-hmm! Sis, ooh, your cup runneth over! 136 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,264 Ooh! And my cup is a 44 triple-D. 137 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,640 [both laughing] 138 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,392 You wouldn't know about that. 139 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:35,688 [chuckles] Wait, Mama couldn't bless us all. 140 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,189 [both laughing] 141 00:06:37,273 --> 00:06:39,150 But she did get Daddy's whiskers. 142 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,110 [both laughing] 143 00:06:44,989 --> 00:06:47,741 So, where are you staying? I'm sure your room is ready. 144 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:51,328 Oh. They got me downtown in a beautiful suite. Huh. 145 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:53,122 Beautiful for Indiana. 146 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:56,292 I've told you that you could always stay here. 147 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,752 Oh, Lord, no. I need room to turn around. 148 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:02,047 But thank you. 149 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,050 Where is Bennie? 150 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:07,845 Y'all on another break? Or is he back in the basement? 151 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,681 [Lucretia and Althea laughing] 152 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,975 With any luck, he's out getting a vasectomy. 153 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,729 Yeah, girl! Ain't no room for another break baby in this little house. 154 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:19,523 [Lucretia laughing] 155 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:21,692 Ooh. Isn't this fun? 156 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,863 So, what time should me and my sister be back for dinner? 157 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:30,034 [funky instrumental music playing] 158 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:33,954 Security is holding them back. Make sure we're set before we let anyone in. 159 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:40,377 Hey, hey, hey. Can I get a little help at the register? 160 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:42,087 Sir, how did you get in here? 161 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:45,341 Oh. Through the back. It's a long-ass line in the front. 162 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,052 Can I get these? 163 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,721 Sir, you have to wait in line. There are rules. 164 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,516 Now, do y'all get paid more to follow the rules? 165 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:55,351 Whatever. 166 00:07:58,646 --> 00:07:59,897 That'll be $500. 167 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,482 Five hundred dollars? 168 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,275 I could have walked out with these! 169 00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:05,277 I could have walked out with these. 170 00:08:07,363 --> 00:08:09,573 Well, you didn't. So, cash or credit? 171 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:14,954 Look, I'm trying to one-up on a dude, okay? Do you accept EBT? 172 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,956 Can I ring this in as a milk? 173 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:21,877 Come on, sister. I'm trying to get these for my son. 174 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,797 Black people supposed to be growing together. 175 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,131 I'm Sri Lankan. 176 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,841 Yeah. Well, I'm Baptist. 177 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:31,720 It don't even matter. Okay, fine. I'll get the shoes. 178 00:08:31,804 --> 00:08:35,224 You something else. You a trip. You can tell you spoiled. 179 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,852 [funky instrumental music playing] 180 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:40,813 Oh, good. You're here. 181 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:42,606 [grunts] Keep walking. I'm broke. 182 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:48,654 Interesting. Then maybe Mom knows where Kelvin got those $500 shoes. 183 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:51,949 Damn. You shaking me down. I'm almost proud of you. 184 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,242 What you want? 185 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:54,660 Nothing too crazy. 186 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,579 -All right. -Just this jacket. 187 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:59,290 [stutters] A $400 jacket? 188 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:02,626 And you got two perfectly good arms to hug yourself with? 189 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,879 That's probably what Mom would say. 190 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:09,216 But she'll probably have more to say about those shoes. 191 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,510 Okay, damn, fine. All right? 192 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:12,970 I'll get the damn jacket. 193 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,889 You shady and you're a con woman. 194 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,225 I'm spending too much time with you. 195 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:22,688 [funky instrumental music playing] 196 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,441 [sighs] I don't know why I made a whole roast. 197 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,234 I should have just made appetizers 198 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:30,321 and let that heifer manifest some damn room service. 199 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:32,364 Mm-mm-mm. 200 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,784 Althea's got you in here mumbling to yourself. 201 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:38,704 Who knew she was like that? 202 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,165 Me. I knew. I told you. 203 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,499 Well... 204 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:46,587 As long as we can get through this evening without anybody being her punching bag. 205 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:48,797 Yeah, 'cause this bag punches back. 206 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:52,009 There's not gonna be any punching. Okay? 207 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:55,304 And besides, I think your record is O and four. 208 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:58,807 [smacks lips] I just gotta figure out how to wiggle out of that headlock. 209 00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:02,895 Or we could have each other's back. 210 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,438 All right. Cool. 211 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,107 Go for her knees and I'll headbutt her in the stomach. 212 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,234 [laughing] No. 213 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:12,112 I'm talking about when she says some shit. 214 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:13,781 Okay. Got it. 215 00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:16,533 Like when she goes for your hair. 216 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:17,868 My hair? 217 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,412 Why would she go after my hair? 218 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:22,373 No reason. 219 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:28,587 Don't you let anybody tell you it's time for a new look. We good. 220 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,383 [laughter] 221 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,761 I said, "Lucretia, just because the game is called Uno, 222 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,347 doesn't mean you have to play it by yourself." 223 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,807 [laughter] 224 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,892 So she didn't even have an imaginary friend? 225 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:46,146 Oh. Poor thing tried, but they kept imaginary ditching her! 226 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:47,064 [laughing] 227 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:51,527 Ooh. Boy, I love when you come over. You always got the good stories. 228 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,863 Hey, did your mama ever tell you how she got stood up for homecoming? 229 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:57,408 She did not. Go on. 230 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,535 Oh. It was so sad. 231 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:03,163 She worried Mama to death about this fancy dress 232 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,833 and then her date didn't even show up. 233 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,877 Daddy made Lucretia take her. [chuckles] 234 00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,588 What fool did that to my poor baby? [chuckles] 235 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,090 You, jackass. 236 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,552 That's Lucretia. 237 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,429 Always there for me. 238 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:23,100 [chuckles] Of course she was. She was just happy to get asked to a dance. 239 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,020 Well, at least I didn't get VD. 240 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:29,773 What's VD? 241 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,485 Uh, Valentine's Day. 242 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:38,490 Aww! Aunt Lucretia didn't get a VD? 243 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,159 No, baby. 244 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:43,746 I wasn't running around with a pimp like your Aunt Althea. 245 00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:45,456 He wasn't a pimp. 246 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:48,667 He just liked to sit on his Cadillac and people-watch. 247 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,336 That's a pimp. 248 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,799 -What's a pimp? -Hey, I got news. 249 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:59,261 I got a daughter I didn't even know about. She's nine. 250 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,556 [gasps] A new daughter and a new boyfriend. 251 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:09,271 What the universe withholds from one gives abundance to another. 252 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,522 [Bernard] Her name's Sydney. 253 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:13,609 -Oh. That baby been here before. -[chuckles] 254 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:16,403 Now, your new guy, uh, how does he and Sydney get along? 255 00:12:16,487 --> 00:12:18,947 Well, uh, they both get along with me. 256 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,073 [chuckles] 257 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:23,076 You still haven't told Hector that you have a kid? 258 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,495 He hasn't asked. 259 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,123 Aunt Thea, you see what this is. How do I get out of here? 260 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,127 Mmm. Don't get pregnant at 16. 261 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:34,463 Oh, please. That's gonna be my first tattoo. 262 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,216 -[phone alert] -Uh… 263 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,343 -[clears throat] -What? 264 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,137 Bennie, can I see you in the kitchen, please? 265 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:43,639 For what? 266 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:45,891 [instrumental music playing] 267 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:50,687 How did someone charge $500 for shoes on our card? 268 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,815 Maybe they didn't realize they could steal 'em. 269 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,027 We about to dispute this. Mm-mmm. 270 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,280 We can't afford this shit. We 'bout to prosecute someone's ass. 271 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:02,199 No, don't go all legal now. 272 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,744 Maybe it's some good father out there that just wants to show his son some love. 273 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,123 Oh, damn. It was you. 274 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,124 [phone alert] 275 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,837 If that text is about Aaliyah's jacket, I had to buy it. 276 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,464 So she wouldn't tell you about the shoes. 277 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,592 The text was from Lucretia telling me to hurry up. 278 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,929 Aaliyah said that she borrowed that jacket from Savannah. 279 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,556 How much was the jacket? 280 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,140 Ask Savannah. 281 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:29,393 [phone alert] 282 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,813 Okay, it was $400. 283 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,648 You better take that shit back. 284 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:38,610 I can't take it back or she'll tell you about the shoe… Oh, right. 285 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,366 Mac and cheese is all crispy. 286 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,494 Liyah, be a lamb and come help your father, 287 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:50,163 uh, count the cheeses. 288 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,957 "Count the cheeses"? 289 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,417 This feels like a setup. 290 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,334 I'm good. 291 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:56,378 Aaliyah. 292 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,552 Is everything okay? Is something going on with Aaliyah? 293 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,680 No, she is fine. 294 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,016 -[stomping] -I hate this house! 295 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:15,230 Would y'all excuse me? Let me go check on this child. 296 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,610 She went limp on me, but I got it. 297 00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:22,696 I'll tell you this, 298 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:26,325 Mama would have never let us get away with that attitude. 299 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,951 Mmm. Okay. 300 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,288 I don't blame her for wanting a different life. 301 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,123 All right, now. 302 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,959 At least a different chair. Ugh, my back. 303 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,462 Like I'm sitting in coach. 304 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,175 Why don't you go sit your ass outside? 305 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:44,927 Excuse me? 306 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,804 I knew I should have greased up my neck. 307 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,016 I'm sick of you. 308 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:54,728 Mm-hmm. So what? You made it. Good for you. 309 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,939 You ain't got to tear me down. 310 00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:02,110 [chuckling nervously] Lucretia, can you believe all this hostility? 311 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:03,946 Shut up, Althea. 312 00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,616 Pops, you think they gonna fight? 313 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,953 Let's go. If one of Lucretia's titties pop out, 314 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,329 I'mma throw up. 315 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:18,752 [scoffs] All this negative energy is why I don't come around. 316 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:19,878 Uh-uh. [chuckles] 317 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:23,382 See, 'cause you are the negative energy, all right? 318 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,425 You're so full of yourself. 319 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:29,763 Yeah, you big phony. Flying around, helping everyone but your family. 320 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:33,600 Acting like you the only one out here with something going on. 321 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:36,603 You ain't asked one question about our lives. 322 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,355 You ain't the only one with dreams. 323 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,984 Yeah, Regina's trying to go back to grad school to get her MBA. 324 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,318 Cree got property. 325 00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:46,738 Properties. And a man out of town. 326 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,825 Where is all this coming from? 327 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,869 -You wanna stand on my back? -[stutters] 328 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:54,955 From how you are. 329 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:59,418 Mm-hmm. All your little digs. All your little comments. 330 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,795 Talking about my disrespectful kids. 331 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,381 My house is small. Lucretia's alone. 332 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,383 Okay, you could have just stayed on you. 333 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,262 Why are you attacking the truth? 334 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:14,349 Aaliyah is disrespectful. Your house is small. Lucretia is alone. 335 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,434 He's out of town! 336 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:19,146 It is my job to pinpoint peoples' issues. 337 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:24,443 We're not your people. We're your family and that shit hurts. 338 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,694 A lot! 339 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:31,116 Oh, my God, that is never my intention. I am sorry you perceive it that way. 340 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,202 There's no other way to "perceive" it. 341 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:35,871 You know, I'm just at a loss. 342 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,540 [sighs] Maybe it's best I leave. 343 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,125 Lucretia is making a fist. 344 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,503 Damn, I didn't even realize it. 345 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:45,881 No. 346 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,801 We said what we had to say. All right? 347 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,596 So, you either gonna take it to heart or not. 348 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,722 You're our sister. 349 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:55,974 You're staying for dinner. 350 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,101 Well, thank you. 351 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:01,146 It's not gonna be a long dinner anyway. I ate before I came. 352 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,606 This bitch. 353 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:04,941 What? 354 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,485 That's a button? 355 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,030 [funky instrumental music playing] 356 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,451 -I'm really glad we had tonight. -Hmm. 357 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,870 You know, it's nice to clear the air. 358 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,164 And again, I'm so sorry. 359 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,166 Hey. Uh-uh. We already did that. 360 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,585 Yeah, come on, sis. We cool. We love you. 361 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,878 All right. I love y'all. 362 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,254 [all chuckling] 363 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:29,925 Yeah. And next time I'm here, I'd like to see a picture of me up in here. 364 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,968 Ain't not one picture of me up in here. 365 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,304 You got the Obamas, but you ain't got no picture of me. 366 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,847 -I love y'all! -Love you. 367 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:42,771 Look at us three being sisters. [chuckles] 368 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,023 She really listened to us tonight. 369 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,566 -Mm-hmm. Yeah. -[laughs] 370 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:49,528 Sucks that she has to leave right after her speech tomorrow. 371 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,781 Mm-hmm. Would have been nice to have a bit more sister time. 372 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,743 Hey. Now, I know she said that we don't have to come, 373 00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:59,204 but let's surprise her at her talk 374 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,957 and take her to lunch before she goes to the airport. 375 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,084 -I would love that. -Yeah. 376 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,963 Oh, I'm supposed to read to some poor kids tomorrow, but I'll cancel. 377 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,006 Are you talking about my kids? 378 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:12,759 Yes, I was. 379 00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:21,977 [funky instrumental music playing] 380 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,105 -Your mama here? -No. 381 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,982 That's good. [clears throat] 382 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,652 I don't know how to tell you this about them shoes, but… 383 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,404 I'mma get the hat to go with them. 384 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,864 Oh, damn, thank you. 385 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,158 That's really nice of you. 386 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,702 Yeah, you can't rock the kicks without the fitted. 387 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,078 Yeah, dads be knowing it. 388 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,664 Hey, just don't make it no Jets cap. 389 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,583 Oh, you know I wouldn't do that to you. 390 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:45,625 [both] Boop. 391 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,545 Yeah, can you take your "boop" in the back 392 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,380 so I can have a second with my son? 393 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,007 Yeah. Yeah, my bad. 394 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,091 [Bennie] Yeah. 395 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,931 -You're not getting me that hat, are you? -No. 396 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,894 And it gets worse. I'mma need them shoes back, man. 397 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,854 [chuckles] I can't do that. 398 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:10,775 Okay, now, I just snatched a jacket off Aaliyah's ass. I'll jump on you too. 399 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,945 No, I mean I sold them. 400 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,114 What? That was $500! 401 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,365 Chill, look. Uh… 402 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,534 I flipped them for eight. 403 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:23,330 Oh, my God. I'm so proud of you. Boy, you gonna make me cry. 404 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,750 I need my cut though, come on. 405 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,376 Dad, I was gonna break you off. 406 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,379 Yeah. Well, I'm fine with you, 407 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:34,049 but it's the Tasha part in you that I don't trust. 408 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:37,469 Here. Here, man. We need to do this more often. 409 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,595 Hell yeah. 410 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,307 Well, might be a little difficult when we move across town. 411 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,269 Oh, man, $800 ain't no moving money. 412 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:51,191 Uh, I mean when my mom and I move in with Noah. 413 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,443 Didn't she tell you? 414 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,071 Of course she told me. [chuckles] 415 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,323 She don't make a move without me knowing it. 416 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,535 Did she show you the pics of the house? 417 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,621 How about that hot tub? 418 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,914 Yeah. 419 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:09,542 That's a whole lot of booty-soup in there, but if that's how y'all rolling. 420 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,713 Okay. Well, you, uh, ruined that for me. 421 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,882 I gotta go finish my homework. 422 00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:18,426 Okay. I'll holler at you, boy. I love you, son. 423 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:19,469 -All right. -Bye. 424 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,013 [Bennie sighs] 425 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:24,766 Damn! 426 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,602 Taking my son. Okay. Yeah. 427 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:30,730 All right. You gonna take something? I'mma take this hot comb. 428 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,524 [winces and groans] 429 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,318 I'll take the hair. 430 00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:38,446 Take my son up outta here. 431 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,449 Oh, shit. 432 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,706 [funky instrumental music playing] 433 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,878 We Thea's family. Why are we in overflow? Damn. 434 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:58,758 'Cause we got our tickets last minute. And stop cussing in church. 435 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,176 It's not our church. 436 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,305 There's some chairs over here. 437 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,934 -And a chair for you other there, heathen. -[scoffs] 438 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,061 [indistinct chatter] 439 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:15,650 Good afternoon. Welcome to our second annual Women's Fellowship Conference. 440 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,319 [audience applauding] 441 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:21,197 Without further ado, Althea Turner. 442 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,747 Grand rising, go-getters. 443 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,500 For the next two hours and 20 minutes… 444 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:35,628 -No. That's The Godfather movie. I'm out. -…we are going to explore… 445 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:40,050 [funky instrumental music playing] 446 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,509 We all have dreams. 447 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,053 I know that's right. 448 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,347 There's no elevator to live in your dreams. 449 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:49,100 You've got to take the stairs. You've got to do the work. 450 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,143 Say it, sis. 451 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:54,022 Oh, that's not a Black thing. She's actually my sister. 452 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,400 [Althea] Dreams are beautiful. 453 00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:00,612 But we also need to be mindful 454 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,490 of the realities of life. 455 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:07,577 -[audience agreeing] -We have kids! We have spouses. 456 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,954 We have to take care of ourselves. 457 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,247 [audience agreeing] 458 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,458 That stuff still has to happen. 459 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,710 Someone has to pick up the slack. 460 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:19,714 Don't let your dreams become someone else's nightmare. 461 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,549 -Mm-hmm. -[audience agreeing] 462 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:22,759 [Althea] Of course, 463 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,679 this can be hard to see sometimes. 464 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,474 Especially when they're offering to help. 465 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,810 -[audience agreeing] -But all help ain't good help. 466 00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:37,565 Some people use help as a down payment on their judgment. 467 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:43,029 They feel entitled to be all up in your business because they need it. 468 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,365 [laughs] It's almost like a crutch. 469 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,617 -[audience agreeing] -Mmm. Been there. 470 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,161 [Althea continues indistinctly] 471 00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:52,705 Been where? 472 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:05,093 What? 473 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,345 We gotta do this now? 474 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,556 What was with that, "Been there"? 475 00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:10,807 You think I'm controlling? 476 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,267 [chuckles sarcastically] 477 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:15,728 Yeah, you just dragged me out in the middle of her message. 478 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:19,441 What was up with your nodding and "mm-hmm"-ing? 479 00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:21,651 That's what you do when you agree with something. 480 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,614 So, my dream is your nightmare? 481 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,160 You don't want me to go back to school. 482 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,870 I didn't say that. 483 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,749 But if you do, there's a lot that's gonna fall on me. 484 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:37,667 "If"? 485 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:40,712 Now you don't even think I can get in. 486 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,381 [scoffs] Stop reading into everything. 487 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,675 When I go back to school. 488 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,178 And nothing gonna fall on you that hasn't already. 489 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:49,471 So, everything? 490 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:55,727 [scoffs] You really think you can go back to school without me. 491 00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,312 Damn right I do. 492 00:23:57,395 --> 00:24:00,732 I know that your family couldn't function without me. 493 00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:02,358 [laughing] Oh, is that right? 494 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:05,820 You wouldn't have a life if I didn't have a family. 495 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:07,906 We're your hobby. 496 00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:10,200 So that's what you really think of me? 497 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,078 Well, suddenly, I have a lot of free time then. 498 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:18,041 To do what? Snuggle up with your drive-by boyfriend 499 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:21,127 or go antiquing with friends that you don't have? 500 00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:23,213 You know I hate antiquing. 501 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,176 But maybe I would have a full life 502 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:32,680 if I wasn't stuck raising your children and paying your bills. 503 00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:36,518 Go back to playing Uno by your damn self. 504 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:40,063 Ooh! You are lucky we are in God's house. 505 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:44,025 Why? So He can watch Maya while you go back to school? 506 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:47,487 God already raised His kid. Twice. 507 00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:50,782 I'm getting out of here. 508 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:55,662 -Your husband is still sleeping in there. -[yells] I know it! 509 00:24:57,288 --> 00:25:02,126 [funky instrumental music playing] 510 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:05,213 [theme music playing]