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[funky instrumental music playing]

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This account balance cannot be right.

3
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The bank must have made some kinda error.

4
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Yeah, click all them buttons you want,
it won't change nothing.

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[both] We got money!

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[laughing]

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Baby, look at these digits.

8
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-Hmm.
-[gasps] Nothing's in parentheses.

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Huh? Is that a comma?

10
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I'mma go pour us a little Henny
and check our credit scores.

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[laughing]

12
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No. Now, we got to be way more rich
or way more broke to get morning drunk.

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Ooh. All this from some cheap car parts.

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Word got out. But don't worry,

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I ain't gonna drop you
like I'm a draft pick.

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[chuckles] Shit, I might.

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You ain't the only one out there hustling.

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I get my scholarship today.

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Oh!

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I sent you some flowers,
but they won't be delivered yet.

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Relax. It's the first
you're hearing of it.

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I should have trusted my instinct.
Do I still got to get the flowers?

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[chuckles] It's not 'official' official,

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but dumb Sheila practically wrote me
a check in my interview.

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Look at Black women.
Lifting each other up.

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Mm-hmm. I got to remember
to stop calling her dumb.

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[Bennie chuckles]

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Yeah and Lucretia ain't slithered in
once since y'all fought last week.

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God got me everything on my wish list.

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-[whispers] Thank you, God.
-Mm-mmm.

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Do not bring her ass up.
I'm in my happy place, okay?

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We are finally on the come up, Bennie.

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-We gonna fix the dryer.
-Uh-huh.

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-Repair the roof. Find that gas leak.
-Uh-huh.

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That don't sound fun.

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We need to do something crazy,
rich and white.

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[giggles]

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All right, you right. Hey, girls!

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[sighs] What's all the noise in here?

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Have a seat.
Your dad and I have been discussing money.

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Really, Dad? Again?

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How are you so bad at this?
I'm tapped out.

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I can't watch you
smash my piggy bank again.

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Damn, y'all make me sound shady.
I'm giving your mama money this time.

45
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Oh, so you're paying her back?

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All right. Stop talking.

47
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So, we are making
some big moves for this family.

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All right? And starting today, both of you
will be receiving an allowance.

49
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You always said it's more rewarding
to earn our money.

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[chuckles]

51
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That's something broke parents say.

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[scoffs] We can be real with you now.

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I can get toothpaste
with English on the box.

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I can get my doll a new head!

55
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[all] We got money!

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I got a date
but my ATM card isn't working.

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-Could you spot me some cash?
-We ain't got no money.

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[vocalizing]

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♪ Solid as a rock ♪

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[vocalizing]

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♪ Solid ♪

62
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[funky instrumental music playing]

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Shit, I can't focus on all this work.

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We mixed up the black Nissans.

65
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We rebuilt this one's alternator
and flushed this one's transmission.

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You swap the license plates,
I'll switch the seat covers.

67
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Bennie Upshaw. Why you ducking my calls?

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Because I hate you.

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We ain't got time for that.
I am double-parked.

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-All of the meters are taken.
-I had to put all these cars somewhere.

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Oh, crap. My phone didn't buzz.

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Where are my little baggie of quarters?

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No! Don't you... Stop right…

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So… [sighs] I got news. Don't trip.

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You shacking up with your man?

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Oh!

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-It shows on me?
-Oh.

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[laughing]

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You see that new housewife glow up?

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Yeah, Kelvin told me.

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-Oh, did he? Aw!
-Yeah.

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He's so excited.
It's like Christmas to him, okay?

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[breathing heavily]

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Now, the business.
So, his house is across town.

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Yeah, you can stop right there.

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You know what? You right. Get a pencil.

87
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'Cause you not gonna remember
any of this. [scoffs]

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Kelvin ain't going nowhere.
I didn't okay that.

89
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Oh, uh…

90
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My life, my son, my choice.

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Did you hear a "you" in there?

92
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Well, Kelvin is our son,

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and he ain't living with no man
I barely even know.

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[sighs] Well, I know the man.
His name is Noah.

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He sells me hair. [chuckles]
Good deals. And this…

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Whoo!

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That's the house we moving to.
It got stairs.

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I'm trying to tell you, they got stairs.

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Man, this shit ain't right.

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I should at least
get to hang out with the dude.

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Man-to-man. Hit a strip club or something.

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You know what? You're right.
Mm-hmm. I got a little caught up.

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So, if it'll make you chill,
I'll set something up. But no titties.

104
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The Miata got a ticket.

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Then they need new air filters.

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[funky instrumental music playing]

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[whistles]

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Fifty-three dollars for brunch,

109
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and the only words out of you were,
"A white woman made this bacon."

110
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Crispy means crispy.
You gotta call that shit out.

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Ah. So you can hear me.

112
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What? I can't have things on my mind?

113
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Lu, I'm flying back and forth for us.

114
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You wanna let this business with
your sister ruin what time we get? Hmm?

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-You're right. You're right.
-Okay.

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[chuckles]

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But how she gonna say
I'm too fixated on her?

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Shouldn't have finished
my book on the plane.

119
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Look, I'm sorry. I'm here.

120
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For real.

121
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This feels wrong.

122
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Then my next move would have been heinous.

123
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I mean, I can't be with you
and have Regina all in my head.

124
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Maybe I should call her and clear the air.

125
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-Thirty years and nothing's changed.
-Man, what you know about it?

126
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I know it was her same mess
that broke us up the first time.

127
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But she's my sister.

128
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That's why you let her take advantage?

129
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She's got this hold on you.

130
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Please. Nobody holds Lucretia Turner.

131
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Yeah, that hit kind of sad.

132
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Mm-hmm.

133
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Look, maybe I'm missing something.

134
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Maybe Regina does
as much for you as you do for her.

135
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[Frank] Hmm?

136
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I want you and your sister
to be cool. I do.

137
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But have you ever
taken one day just for yourself? Hmm?

138
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Regina will be there tomorrow.

139
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What does Lucretia want today?

140
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I don't know.

141
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But I think better with
a firm thumb on these arches.

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[funky instrumental music playing]

143
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Surprise! Day one
of your birthday week celebration.

144
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Girl, it's third period.
I already saw this.

145
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But not with me.

146
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Sorry, I meant to show you this morning,
but I got caught up.

147
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Yeah, hanging on a wheelchair ramp
with your new best friend, Steph, huh?

148
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And not for nothing, but that's my locker.

149
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I already said, "My bad," Chris.

150
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Why did he keep it up?

151
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He's a leap year baby.
He doesn't get a lot of love.

152
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You ain't gotta do this
'cause you feel guilty.

153
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I'm doing it 'cause you're my girl.
I feel like I barely see you anymore.

154
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Oh! 'Cause you get grounded
trying to make yourself popular.

155
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Trying to make us popular.
We both making it to that mountaintop.

156
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That's your dream, Dr. King.

157
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Meanwhile, I'm back here
getting water-hosed.

158
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Will you let me walk so you can run?

159
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For real, though. I mean,
I did wake up early

160
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and decorate Chris's locker for you.

161
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Well, uh… Okay, it is cute.

162
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We still on for our birthday tradition?

163
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[both] Chili's.

164
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Okay. We cool.

165
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And, girl, I'mma go in
on some Southwest egg rolls.

166
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Fourteen is getting up there.

167
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I gotta do it
while my body can still handle it.

168
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[chuckles] Shoot, I'm working
with an allowance now.

169
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I'm getting a whole-ass Triple Dipper
and some Skillet Queso.

170
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Your folks gave you an allowance?

171
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I'm gonna spend it
before they ask for it back.

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[funky instrumental music playing]

173
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Hey, you. Got a minute?

174
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[sighs] I ain't had a minute all day.

175
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Dr. Grossman in surgery
failed another breathalyzer.

176
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So, I gotta dig through
a mountain of malpractice claims

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to determine hospital liability.

178
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That sounds hard.

179
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The scholarship committee
made their decision.

180
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Oh, shit. Bump Dr. Grossman.

181
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His ass is going to jail. [laughing]

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Make my day, girl.

183
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I know how much you want an MBA,
so I asked to give you the news.

184
00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,924
Oh, I got it! Guys, I got it!

185
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[laughing]

186
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Thank you, Jesus!
Won't he do it! Won't he will!

187
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I feel like maybe I came in
with the wrong energy.

188
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You didn't get it.

189
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Say it… [breathing heavily]

190
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I didn't get it? What?

191
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[exhales]

192
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This happens to me all the time.
It's my resting happy face.

193
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I pushed for you as hard as I could,

194
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but there were
too many qualified applicants.

195
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A lot of people need this.
Grad school is expensive.

196
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That's why I need it.

197
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I'm really sorry.

198
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If it were up to me, everyone would get
the money they deserve.

199
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,884
Oh yeah, by the way, if any of these
claims go through, it'll break us. So…

200
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Crush 'em. Okay? [chuckles]

201
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Okay.

202
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God is still good. [chuckles]

203
00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,853
I mean, I'm still here.

204
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,691
But could you toss a sister a win?

205
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,653
'Cause this some bullshit.

206
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:14,531
[clicks tongue]

207
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,533
[exhales sharply]

208
00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:20,621
Mm-mmm.

209
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,289
I don't need her.

210
00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:26,877
Oh, shit. I'm talking to myself.
I'm in crisis.

211
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,130
[sighs]

212
00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,093
[line ringing]

213
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,011
[Lucretia] Leave a message, or not.

214
00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:41,767
The hell's so important
that she can't take my call?

215
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,977
Mmm. How'd I get ketchup on the sheets?

216
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:45,813
[grunts] Maid's problem.

217
00:10:49,108 --> 00:10:51,235
You know, once you get
the sex out the way,

218
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,612
hotel rooms can be downright comfy.

219
00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:57,116
Hmm. I can be comfy.

220
00:10:57,741 --> 00:11:01,453
Boy, I paid $12.99 for this movie.
You better roll your ass back over.

221
00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:12,715
[funky instrumental music playing]

222
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,007
[device whirring]

223
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,677
Hey, man, I know we hanging,

224
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,639
but I can't let that slide.
Panthro is the best ThunderCat.

225
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:24,810
[laughs] Man, you crazy.
Lion-O had the sword!

226
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,186
I always liked Snarf.

227
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,563
You are a damn Snarf.

228
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,231
[laughing]

229
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:33,527
All I know is Cheetara got me through
some long prison nights.

230
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,571
Mm-hmm.

231
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:38,991
-[Bennie] Man.
-Polka dots, man. Them damn polka dots!

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[all] Mmm.

233
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:44,246
Oh, man. It's getting late
and I'm up early tomorrow.

234
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,665
You got to get back to them hair mines.

235
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,376
[laughter]

236
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,086
Yeah, laugh it up, fellas.

237
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:55,257
Women shave their heads for 50 bucks
and I turn around and flip it for 300.

238
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,886
Hey, I just want to let you know
that this bald is a choice.

239
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,054
What do you think I can get
if I grew it out?

240
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,266
Some soup at the shelter.

241
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,642
[laughter]

242
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,479
Hey, I'm good, man.

243
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,815
Anyways, Bennie. Thanks again for this.

244
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,818
Yeah, it was good hanging, man.
You an all right dude, man.

245
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,696
I mean, Kelvin like you,
I guess. [chuckles]

246
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:18,781
He's easy to like.

247
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,158
He's a great kid.

248
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,161
Yeah, man. You know, I'm still not sure

249
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:28,332
why you wanna deal
with Tasha's crazy ass 24/7.

250
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,169
I'mma let you have that
'cause we're in a bonding mood.

251
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,839
Look, I'd be cool with y'all
moving in in, like, a month.

252
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:39,009
Maybe when Kelvin finish school. I'll see.

253
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:40,761
Bennie.

254
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,181
This move is happening
when we say it happens.

255
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,810
Yeah, after I say I'm good.
What you think you're doing here?

256
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:48,811
[sighs]

257
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,562
I'm trying not to get pissed off.

258
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:52,189
Okay, what you gonna do?

259
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:56,026
-You gonna give me some bangs?
-Listen to what I'm saying.

260
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,112
Easy. You ain't my dad
and you damn sure ain't Kelvin's daddy.

261
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,782
Which is why I've been trying to be
such a good guy about this,

262
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,868
but our little beer summit
was not about me getting your okay.

263
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,578
Tasha is my girlfriend.

264
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,580
Let me tell you something about Tasha.

265
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,082
No. I already gave you one.

266
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:13,001
Okay. Well, what you gonna do?
What you gonna do?

267
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,336
You did not just push me!

268
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,547
-[Duck] Hey!
-[Tony] Hey, come on, man!

269
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:17,673
[indistinct shouting]

270
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,299
-Get off me!
-Why you grabbing me?

271
00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:21,510
Hey! Y'all can't be acting this way.

272
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,804
Y'all have the same woman in common.

273
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,806
That gotta mean something.

274
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:29,685
Yeah, it means we both
made the same damn bad decision.

275
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:33,647
[sniffles] Damn. You know what? Nah.
Mmm. I ain't got time for this bullshit.

276
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,983
Tasha, me and Kelvin is happening.

277
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,986
Get that through your head
and quit making my life so hard.

278
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,362
Yeah, whatever.

279
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,199
Damn, Duck. Why'd you stop me?

280
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:46,451
I had to. You would have killed him.

281
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:47,953
Good job stepping in, Duck.

282
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,414
I had to. Noah would have killed him.

283
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,751
[funky instrumental music playing]

284
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,842
Hey, you're not gonna be
slamming cabinets in my kitchen.

285
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:05,554
Why are you still buying
unfrosted Pop-Tarts? We got money now.

286
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,765
Nope. Uh-uh. We're not doing that. Okay?

287
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,518
I let you be
in your feelings all last night.

288
00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,437
No, we was talking about your thing.

289
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,856
What is my thing?

290
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,026
Something like Maya's birthday party?

291
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,486
Negro, that was weeks ago.

292
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,864
Tasha's taking my son.

293
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:28,076
Bennie… I love that you have
gotten so close to Kelvin.

294
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,996
Shit, even I'm gonna miss
having that kid around, okay?

295
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,290
But Tasha puts that boy first.

296
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,500
If she thinks
this is what needs to happen,

297
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,002
then we got to respect that.

298
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,174
Did Tasha pull your hair too tight?
You came back different.

299
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,762
Bennie, I'm just living our reality.

300
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:50,432
Now, if the two of you
had some sort of legal agreement,

301
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,393
then you might have a say. But you don't.

302
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:54,853
[hiccups]

303
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,064
Damn. Now I got the hiccups too.

304
00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,816
-Morning.
-Hup.

305
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:03,278
They gone. Lucretia's face
just scared 'em out of me.

306
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:07,324
-Where the hell were you yesterday?
-Oh.

307
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,201
I see we're still angry.

308
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:13,497
Not that it's any of your concern,
but I had a lovely day with Frank,

309
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,291
and I'm here to talk
about what happened at the church.

310
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,544
They still got you up there
ringing the bells?

311
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,465
Can he not be here? Like, ever?

312
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,717
[grumpy voice] "Sanctuary!"

313
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,595
"Lucretia-modo!"

314
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,558
We don't have to talk.

315
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:39,022
But from now on, if you're gonna go MIA,
make sure you tell somebody.

316
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:42,818
Oh, my bad. Next time,
I'll make sure I notify management.

317
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:46,989
Who do you think you're talking to?
I'm your sister, not your employee.

318
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:50,242
I needed you and you weren't
answering your damn phone.

319
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,703
Oh. Okay. So, you weren't concerned.

320
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,830
You needed me. For what?

321
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:58,625
Pick up Aaliyah from choir?
Take Maya to soccer?

322
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:02,004
Do a Costco run?
All the other shit you have me doing.

323
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,005
[scoffs]

324
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,756
Frank sees it too.

325
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,260
Frank… What?
What is Frank doing in my business?

326
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:11,304
Poor Regina
had to live her life for a day.

327
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,515
I didn't get the scholarship, Lucretia.

328
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,979
I'm sorry. And that sucks.

329
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,356
And we'll figure that out.

330
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,611
But right now, I really need you
to hear what I'm saying.

331
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,572
Oh, you mean what Frank is saying.

332
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,282
Watch yourself, Regina.

333
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,827
You letting a man run your life now?
That's what we doing?

334
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,371
You have some nerve, Mrs. Upshaw.

335
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:40,625
-At least Bennie's there when I need him.
-Okay. Now you just saying shit.

336
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:46,298
[chuckles] You know what? You're right.
We don't need to talk… ever.

337
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,595
-[door slams]
-Can't stand her ass!

338
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,180
Then sit down, hoe!

339
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:58,935
[funky instrumental music playing]

340
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:03,774
You swung on Noah?
You were supposed to get to know him!

341
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,692
He fight like a bitch.

342
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,195
I tried to have an open mind
with the dude,

343
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,782
-but Kelvin ain't going nowhere with him.
-You think you got a say?

344
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,409
-Yeah. I'm his father.
-And? I'm his mother!

345
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,703
And I've been his mother everyday.

346
00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:19,247
Took you 13 years
just to bring him by for dinner.

347
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:21,416
-Huh.
-Yeah. That game?

348
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,626
Well, we done playing it.

349
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:27,672
Listen, Noah is not just good for me.
He's good for Kelvin.

350
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:31,468
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah! And if you too stupid to see that…

351
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,263
Well, honestly, I don't give a shit.

352
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,642
I'm telling you.
If you take him, I'mma sue your ass.

353
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,727
Oh, you gonna sue me?
What, we righteous now?

354
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,355
I'm not playing. Joint custody.

355
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:46,483
Uh... Then he would
still live with me, genius.

356
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,111
Then full custody!

357
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,237
[laughs]

358
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,406
Please. Regina ain't going for that!

359
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,075
Women don't run my life.

360
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:57,869
You serious.

361
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:01,081
Yeah, nobody messes with me and my son.
Not even his mama.

362
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:07,420
Okay, but you know neither one of us
needs to go to a courtroom.

363
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:12,384
Look. My girl, Riri went through this
with her baby daddy, right?

364
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,428
It took all of their time
and all their money

365
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:18,014
to have the judge ask the little girl
where she want to live.

366
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,474
So…

367
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:21,768
So, let's cut the bullshit?

368
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,353
And let Kelvin decide?

369
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:27,315
And whoever he chooses, uh,

370
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,650
we make it work.

371
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,985
Cool. This will be easy.

372
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,946
We'll put them in the middle of the room
and we'll each call him.

373
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:38,410
How the hell did you get
two women to give you kids?

374
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,620
Really. We should do
a documentary on this.

375
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,665
-This is a very interesting to me.
-I'm Bennie Upshaw, baby.

376
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,875
I can't…

377
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:50,630
[funky instrumental music playing]

378
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:56,303
Okay, so, is it weird that I am totally
a Blanche but not at all a Samantha?

379
00:18:56,386 --> 00:19:00,473
[laughs] We just had sex and that is still
the gayest thing you've ever said.

380
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,560
Right. Okay, whatever, closet queen.

381
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,854
Oh. Okay, so we still on that, huh?

382
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,648
-Are you gonna do something about it?
-Nope.

383
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:13,945
[knock on door]

384
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,823
No one's home! Damn.

385
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:18,617
-[knock on door]
-[sighs]

386
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,870
-Bernard, you are the super.
-[sucks teeth, scoffs] Shit, man. Fuck.

387
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,122
[sighs]

388
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,418
-Sydney!
-Sorry, I'm early.

389
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:33,340
-My mom got called in for a stabbing.
-It just might be that kind of day.

390
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,009
You babysit? How many jobs do you have?

391
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,260
Uh...

392
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:41,097
Sydney, this is, uh… my friend Hector.

393
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,017
Hector, this is… Sydney.

394
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:46,561
My daughter.

395
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,064
I didn't know you had a boo.

396
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:52,609
[laughing awkwardly]

397
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,238
[funky instrumental music playing]

398
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:01,117
Damn kitchenette. Always out of K-Cups.

399
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,412
God forbid Regina get any Cafe Bustelo.

400
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:10,794
-I brought a little treat for everybody.
-It's nobody's birthday, Clark.

401
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,379
Oh, no, these are for me.

402
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,756
I got into
the Earn While You Learn program.

403
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,176
-They're paying for your college?
-Mm-hmm.

404
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,137
Your daddy is the head
of thoracic surgery.

405
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,683
I know. I hope people don't think
that's the only reason I got it.

406
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,894
Well, you can't stop people from thinking.

407
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,441
I'm sure you gave a great interview.

408
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:34,526
Interview?

409
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:40,115
Hey, busy bee.
You should have got some blue folders.

410
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,368
Did you get a chance to go through them?

411
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,414
You… They just got here.

412
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,166
Oh, too bad.
'Cause I need 'em by the end of the day.

413
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,167
[scoffs]

414
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,461
Oh, Clark. Cupcakes.

415
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,880
-This is gonna set off my Cafe Bustelo.
-[chuckles]

416
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,843
-Congrats, again.
-Thanks.

417
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:03,263
Now the hard part starts.
Gotta figure out my major.

418
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,347
Huh. Uh-huh.

419
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,310
Nope. That's it.

420
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,229
Y'all about to give me Bell's palsy.

421
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,524
Not that you would care. Y'all would…

422
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,901
I could drop dead at my desk right now,

423
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:20,405
and y'all would just give me
my own damn forms to do.

424
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,365
Put them in
one of your little blue folders.

425
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,492
So, you don't want a cupcake?

426
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:27,829
No, Clark! I don't want a damn cupcake.

427
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:32,292
No. What I want is to be appreciated!

428
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:38,381
Fuck this place.
Y'all can have it. [chuckles]

429
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,424
I'm out.

430
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:50,226
This shit is lighter than air!
Where did you buy this?

431
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,394
My housekeeper made 'em.

432
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,065
I hate you, Clark.

433
00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:00,653
[funky instrumental music playing]

434
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:07,827
I'm so ready to get our Chili's on.

435
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:10,246
Ooh, girl. I brought my mama's purse.

436
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,665
Bottomless chips? Challenge accepted.

437
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,001
-[laughs]
-I skipped out on lunch to make room.

438
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:16,711
I got a little woozy during gym,

439
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:19,506
but I told coach it was that time
and he let me take a nap.

440
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,633
Ooh! We ready, ready.

441
00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:23,885
Oh, Aaliyah. My house for movies.

442
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,387
I'm in. When?

443
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,763
Uh, now?

444
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,848
You think I'd dress like this
if I was going out?

445
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,393
Oh, well…

446
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,520
Come on. I want you there.

447
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:38,858
We're gonna hang out all weekend anyway.

448
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:40,610
You get it, right?

449
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,947
-You serious?
-For us.

450
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,699
Movies.

451
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,576
For us.

452
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,081
[Aaliyah] What are we watching?
This is gonna be fun.

453
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,458
'Sup, Savannah? Happy birthday.

454
00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:58,545
[sobbing]

455
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,213
My bad. Am I a day late?

456
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:02,882
-[sniffles]
-Whoa.

457
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,008
What's going on?

458
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:06,886
You okay?

459
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:21,818
[funky instrumental music playing]

460
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:24,779
Hey, hey, hey.

461
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:27,782
Bennie, if it's gonna be this busy,
you need to hire a third guy.

462
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,243
Yeah, man,
I ain't had no yard time in days.

463
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,871
I hate that I only
pick up tires for work now.

464
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:38,251
You know, honestly, when I took this job,
I didn't count on you succeeding.

465
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,044
[chuckling]

466
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:43,548
I see y'all been putting it in.
You deserve to take the rest of the day.

467
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,550
-Off?
-Off? The rest of the day off?

468
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,260
-[Tony] Yeah!
-But you can't!

469
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,637
Let's stay busy. Let's get back to...

470
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:52,015
Throw a carburetor
and some other stuff together.

471
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,725
-Hey, what are you doing here?
-Hey.

472
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:56,936
Uh... I think I quit my job.

473
00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:00,190
You been messing around
and letting that money go to your head.

474
00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:03,193
I don't know what happened.

475
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,737
Things got blurry.
There were cupcakes. I cussed.

476
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,406
Hold up. Hold up.
You have cupcakes where you work?

477
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,367
Shit, I'm on a ten.

478
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,412
And I'm on a twenty.
I'mma go pray for you, Regina.

479
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:17,540
Hey, man. Hey, neither one of y'all's ass
is in the union,

480
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,250
you better hurry your ass back!

481
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:21,419
Hand me that screwdriver, baby.
Right there.

482
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,379
-Are you hearing me?
-What?

483
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:26,007
I quit my job.

484
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,843
Yeah, I heard you. Get it back.

485
00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:31,513
Get it back? Get…

486
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:34,849
Do you even want to know why I quit?

487
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,520
Baby, if ain't nobody up there
touching you, I don't care.

488
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:42,941
We need more than one income
'cause Kelvin is moving in with us.

489
00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:45,151
No, I hear you, but with…
[splutters] What?

490
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:48,071
Kelvin moving in where?

491
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,031
Kelvin's moving in with us.

492
00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:55,245
Tasha think he'll pick her,
but I know I'm way more fun.

493
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,998
Are you… listening to me?

494
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,543
I didn't get the scholarship, Bennie.

495
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:02,627
Hmm.

496
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:08,174
So, I quit my job. I'm not about to raise
another damn child. You… [scoffs]

497
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,135
Tasha's his mother.
You will see him on the weekends.

498
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,222
[cell phone ringing]

499
00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:16,349
-[inaudible]
-[sighs] Yeah. Hello?

500
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:19,811
Speaking? What?

501
00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,939
I'm sorry. Okay.
Yeah, I'm sorry. No, it's…

502
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:27,944
Our wires must have gotten…
Okay. All right. Uh, I'll be right there.

503
00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:29,946
[sighs]

504
00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:33,366
Maya is stuck at school.
Lucretia never picked her up.

505
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:36,452
What kind of psycho
takes their shit out on someone's kid?

506
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,914
Uh, why are y'all not working?

507
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:42,709
-Because Bennie said--
-I don't give a damn what Bennie said.

508
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:46,754
Oh, now I'm gonna have to add you
to the prayer. Addendum, Lord.

509
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,632
Why did you leave Maya at school?

510
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,010
Now I gotta go get lectured
by the principal.

511
00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:55,388
Oh, shit. Damn. It is Thursday.

512
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,848
Obviously, I got mixed up.

513
00:25:56,931 --> 00:26:00,602
I mean, what kind of psycho
takes their shit out on someone's kid?

514
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,104
-I'll go get her.
-No, I got her.

515
00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:04,981
I don't need you doing shit else.

516
00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:08,443
Remember that
as you're walking out of the shop

517
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:12,363
that you asked me to buy to keep
your sorry-ass husband off the streets.

518
00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:14,240
Why are my ears burning?

519
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:18,620
I am tired of you.
Why don't you fix that broken-ass record?

520
00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:23,249
Oh, this record works fine. As a matter
of fact, I'm about to play all the hits.

521
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:27,545
I built this shop. I made this happen.
It's my money in these walls.

522
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,173
Excuse me.
Are you the owner of this establishment?

523
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,091
You goddamn right I am.

524
00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:36,304
You're under arrest for the knowing
purchase and resale of stolen car parts.

525
00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:40,099
You're crazy.
I haven't bought any stolen anything.

526
00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:42,352
-Bennie?
-I gotta go pick up Maya.

527
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:43,853
Bennie!

528
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,272
[sighs]

529
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:49,317
Officers, look. I can clear all this up.

530
00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:52,403
Y'all ain't heard the story right.

531
00:26:57,158 --> 00:27:01,371
I am going to squeeze through
these bars and kill you.

532
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:03,623
Guard!

533
00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:08,044
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