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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎這個帳戶餘額絕對是錯的

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‎一定是銀行出包

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‎對，隨妳按哪個鍵，金額都不會改變

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‎我們有錢了

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‎寶貝，班尼
‎看看這些數字，完全沒負債耶

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‎存款破千嗎？

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‎我要倒點白蘭地
‎查看我們的信用評分

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‎不行，我們必須更有錢或更窮
‎才能大清早就醉醺醺

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‎這些都是用廉價汽車零件賺來的

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‎口碑傳出去了，但是別擔心

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‎我不會當自己當紅炸子雞一樣拋棄妳

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‎靠，我可能會

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‎不是只有你一個人在忙

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‎我今天拿到獎學金了

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‎我有訂花給妳，但他們還沒送

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‎別緊張，你是第一次聽到這件事

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‎靠，我應該相信我的直覺
‎我還是得買花嗎？

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‎現在沒有正式宣布

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‎但是蠢希拉在我面試時
‎形同開了張支票給我

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‎看看黑人女性，互相扶持呢

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‎我要記得別再罵她蠢了

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‎對，妳們上週吵架後
‎露貴霞都沒來過了

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‎上帝實現我所有的願望
‎感恩讚嘆，上帝

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‎別提到她那個爛人，我現在開心得很

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‎我們總算時來運轉了，班尼

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‎我們要修烘衣機
‎修好屋頂，找到瓦斯漏氣處

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‎聽起來不好玩

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‎我們要來點瘋狂…有錢白人做的事

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‎好，你說得對，喂，女兒

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‎這裡在吵什麼？

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‎坐下，我和爸爸在討論錢的事

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‎爸，真的嗎？又來了？

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‎你怎麼會這麼遜？我沒錢了

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‎我無法再看你打破我的撲滿了

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‎可惡，妳們讓我顯得很卑劣
‎這次是我給妳們媽媽錢

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‎所以你是還她錢？

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‎好，別說了

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‎我們要為這個家做些重大行動

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‎好嗎？今天起
‎妳們倆都會拿到零用錢

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‎妳常常說自己賺錢更有價值

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‎那是窮爸媽說的話
‎我們現在能說實話了

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‎我可以買國產牙膏了

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‎我能幫洋娃娃換新的頭

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‎我們有錢了

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‎我有約會，但我提款卡壞了

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‎-可以借我點錢嗎？
‎-我們沒錢

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‎（全年無休-班尼修車行）

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‎靠，我無法專心做這麼多事

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‎我們把這兩輛黑色日產搞混了

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‎我們重裝這輛的發電機
‎又洗了這輛的變速箱

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‎你調換車牌，我來換椅套

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‎班尼厄蕭，你為什麼不接我的電話？

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‎因為我討厭妳

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‎我們沒時間吵這個，我併排停車

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‎-收費停車位都停滿了
‎-我總得找地方停那些車

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‎慘了，我電話沒響

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‎我的小零錢包呢？

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‎不，別開罰單…停…

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‎所以…我有事要說，別抓狂

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‎妳要跟男友同居？

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‎看得出來？

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‎看到那股新的家庭主婦光輝嗎？

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‎凱文跟我說的

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‎-他說了？
‎-對

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‎他很期待，跟過聖誕節一樣開心

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‎來談正事，他家在城市另一邊

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‎好，妳不用說了

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‎知道嗎？你說得沒錯，去拿鉛筆

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‎因為你根本記不住

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‎凱文哪裡都不去，我沒有同意

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‎我的人生，我的兒子，我的決定

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‎你聽到當中有“你”嗎？

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‎凱文是我們的兒子

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‎他不能跟我幾乎不認識的男人同住

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‎我認識那個男人，他叫諾亞

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‎他賣我頭髮，交易愉快，而這個…

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‎這是我們要搬進去的房子，有樓梯

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‎我跟你說，有樓梯欸

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‎這樣不對

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‎我應該至少跟他相處一下

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‎男人對男人，去脫衣舞酒吧之類的

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‎跟你說，你說得沒錯，我有點一頭熱

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‎如果這樣能讓你冷靜下來
‎我幫你們安排聚會，但休想看奶子

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‎馬自達跑車被開罰單

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‎那需要新的空氣濾芯

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‎早午餐要53塊

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‎妳只說了一句
‎“這片培根是白人女性煎的”

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‎就是要酥脆，不酥一定要投訴的

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‎所以妳聽得到我說話

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‎怎樣？我不能有心事嗎？

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‎小露，我是為了我們當空中飛人

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‎妳要讓妳妹妹的事
‎破壞我們的相處時光嗎？

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‎-你說得沒錯
‎-好

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‎但她會怎麼說我對她太執著？

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‎應該在飛機上看完我的書

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‎聽著，我很抱歉，我回神了

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‎我說真的

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‎這樣感覺不對勁

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‎那我的下一個動作會很令人髮指

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‎我不能跟你在一起
‎卻滿腦子想著蕾吉娜

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‎也許我應該打電話跟她說清楚

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‎-過了30年還是老樣子
‎-你又知道了？

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‎我知道第一次
‎也是她的爛攤子害我們分手

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‎但她是我妹妹

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‎所以妳讓她佔便宜嗎？

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‎她把妳吃得死死的

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‎拜託，沒人可以把
‎露貴霞透納吃死死的

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‎聽起來有點可憐

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‎也許我漏掉什麼事

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‎也許蕾吉娜和妳
‎對彼此的付出程度相同

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‎我希望妳們姊妹和好，真的

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‎但妳可曾為了自己放鬆過一天？

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‎蕾吉娜明天還會在

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‎露貴霞今天想要什麼？

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‎我不知道

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‎不過腳底按摩會讓我思路更清晰

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‎驚喜，妳的慶生週第一天

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‎這是第三堂課，我早就看到了

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‎（莎瓦娜生日快樂）

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‎但不是跟我一起看到

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‎抱歉，我本來要上午給妳看
‎但是我有事耽擱

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‎對，跟妳的新閨密史黛芬
‎在無障礙坡道上聊天

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‎不是故意找碴，但那才是我的置物櫃

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‎我已經道歉了，克里斯

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‎他為什麼不拿下來？

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‎他2月29日生日，很少慶生

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‎聽著，妳不用因為內疚這麼做

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‎妳是我好友，我才這麼做
‎我覺得最近很少見到妳

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‎那是因為妳想受歡迎遭到禁足

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‎想讓我們受歡迎
‎那是我們共同的目標

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‎那是妳的夢想，金恩博士

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‎同時，我在這裡水深火熱

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‎苦的事我來幹，妳就坐享其成嘛

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‎不過說實話，我真的大清早起床

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‎為了妳裝飾克里斯的置物櫃

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‎嗯…好吧，確實很可愛

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‎我們還是要遵循慶生傳統嗎？

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‎奇利斯餐廳

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‎好，氣消了

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‎還有丫頭，我要點西南方蛋捲

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‎14歲很老了

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‎我得趁身體還撐得住時狂吃

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‎靠，我現在有零用錢了

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‎我要點一整份三色拼盤和牛肉起司醬

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‎妳爸媽給妳零用錢？

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‎我要在他們討回去之前花掉

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‎（慈悲總醫院）

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‎嗨，有空嗎？

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‎我今天忙得不可開交

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‎外科部的葛洛斯曼醫生又沒通過酒測

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‎所以我要研究這堆醫療過失索賠案

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‎判定醫院的責任

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‎聽起來很困難

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‎獎學金委員會做出決定了

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‎靠，不管葛洛斯曼醫生了

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‎他要去蹲苦牢了

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‎讓我今天開心一下

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‎我知道妳很想拿企管碩士
‎所以我主動爭取通知妳消息

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‎大夥們，我拿到了…

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‎感謝祢，主耶穌，希望成真了

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‎我覺得我可能讓妳產生錯覺

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‎妳沒有拿到

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‎妳說什…我沒有拿到？什麼？

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‎屢試不爽，都怪我老是一張笑臉

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‎我非常努力推薦妳

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‎但是有太多合格的申請人

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‎很多人都需要，研究所很貴

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‎所以我才需要

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‎我非常遺憾

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‎要是我能決定，大家會得到應得的錢

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‎對了，要是有索賠立案
‎我們就完了，所以…

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‎打敗他們，好嗎？

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‎好

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‎上帝還是很棒

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‎我還在這裡

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‎但是祢能幫我個忙嗎？

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‎因為這說不過去嘛

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‎我不需要她

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‎靠，我在自言自語，我慘了

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‎留言或掛掉

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‎她有什麼事重要到不接我電話？

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‎棉被怎麼會沾到番茄醬？
‎反正是清潔人員的問題

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‎一旦滾完床單

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‎旅館房間也可以很舒適

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‎我可以很舒適

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‎天啊，我付了12.99元看這部片
‎你最好翻身過去

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‎老兄，我知道我們在閒扯淡

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‎但我就是放不下
‎猛貓才是最棒的霹靂貓

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‎你瘋了，獅貓有劍欸

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‎我一直都喜歡怪貓

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‎你就是隻怪貓

193
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:33,527
‎我只知道豹貓讓我度過
‎許多漫長的監獄夜晚

194
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:38,991
‎圓點，該死的圓點

195
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:44,246
‎有點晚了，我明天要早起

196
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,665
‎你要回去那些髮礦

197
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,086
‎對，隨你們笑吧

198
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:55,257
‎女人剃光頭50塊
‎我轉手可賣300塊

199
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,886
‎我想說我的光頭是個人選擇

200
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,054
‎如果我留長髮能賺多少錢？

201
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,266
‎可以在收容所裡要到湯

202
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,479
‎喂，不用了

203
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,815
‎總之，班尼，再次謝謝你

204
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,818
‎對，聊得很愉快，你人很好

205
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,904
‎凱文應該很喜歡你

206
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:18,781
‎他很討喜

207
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,158
‎他是個很棒的孩子

208
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,161
‎對，我還是不確定

209
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:28,332
‎你怎麼想整天跟瘋狂的塔莎同住

210
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:32,169
‎我不追究這句話，因為我們要當朋友

211
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,839
‎我可以接受你們同住一個月

212
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:39,009
‎也許等凱文畢業吧，到時候再說

213
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:40,761
‎班尼

214
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,181
‎只要我們願意就會同住

215
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,810
‎沒錯，要經過我同意
‎你以為你來這裡幹嘛？

216
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,562
‎我很努力不要發脾氣

217
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:52,189
‎好啊，你發飆會怎樣？

218
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:56,026
‎-給我瀏海嗎？
‎-聽我說

219
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,112
‎別激動，你不是我爸
‎你也絕對不是凱文的爸爸

220
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,782
‎所以我才一直這麼體諒

221
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,868
‎但我們的啤酒高峰會
‎不會讓我得到你的同意

222
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,578
‎塔莎是我的女朋友

223
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,580
‎讓我告訴你塔莎的毛病

224
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,082
‎不要，我已經讓你講一次了

225
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:13,001
‎好，那你要怎樣？

226
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,336
‎-喂
‎-不准推我

227
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,547
‎-喂
‎-喂，拜託

228
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,299
‎-放開我
‎-抓我幹嘛？

229
00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:21,510
‎喂，你們不能這樣打起來

230
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,804
‎你們生活中有同一個女人

231
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,806
‎一定有所意義

232
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:29,685
‎對，表示我們都做出相同的爛決定

233
00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:33,647
‎靠，你知道嗎？不行
‎我沒空跟你瞎扯

234
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,983
‎我、塔莎和凱文要住在一起

235
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,986
‎你要自己想通，別讓我日子這麼難過

236
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,362
‎好，隨便啦

237
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,199
‎靠，達克，你幹嘛阻止我？

238
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:46,451
‎我是不得已，不然你會打死他

239
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:47,953
‎多謝你出手，達克

240
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,414
‎我是不得已，不然諾亞會打死他

241
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,842
‎喂，不准在我的廚房甩櫥櫃的門

242
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:05,554
‎妳怎麼還買冷凍果漿土司餅乾？
‎我們現在有錢了

243
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,765
‎不行，別抱怨，好嗎？

244
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,518
‎昨晚我讓你盡情發洩情緒了

245
00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,437
‎不，我們是在說妳的事

246
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,856
‎我的事是什麼？

247
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,026
‎像是瑪雅的慶生會？

248
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,486
‎‘尼哥’，那是幾星期前的事了

249
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,864
‎塔莎要帶走我兒子

250
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:28,076
‎班尼，我很喜歡你跟凱文變這麼親

251
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,996
‎靠，連我都會想念他常來我們家

252
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,290
‎但是那孩子是塔莎的第一考量

253
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,500
‎如果她認為必須這麼做

254
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,002
‎那我們就要尊重這點

255
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,174
‎塔莎把妳頭髮拉太緊嗎？
‎妳回來後性格都變了

256
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,762
‎班尼，我只是面對現實

257
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:50,432
‎如果你們倆有某種法律協議

258
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,393
‎那你可能有決定權，可是你沒有

259
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,064
‎可惡，這下我也打嗝了

260
00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,816
‎早

261
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:03,278
‎打嗝好了，露貴霞的臉嚇壞我

262
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:07,324
‎妳昨天跑哪去了？

263
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,201
‎原來我們還沒和好

264
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:13,497
‎雖然不關妳的事
‎但我跟法蘭克過了美好的一天

265
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,291
‎我是來談教會的事

266
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,544
‎他們還會叫妳去鐘樓敲鐘嗎？

267
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,465
‎他能不要待在這裡嗎？永遠消失

268
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,717
‎“請求避難”

269
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,595
‎“鐘樓怪人露貴霞”

270
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,558
‎我們不需要交談

271
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:39,022
‎但現在起，如果妳要搞失蹤
‎一定要告知什麼人

272
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:42,818
‎抱歉，下次我一定會通知主管

273
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:46,989
‎妳以為在跟誰說話？
‎我是妳姊，不是妳的員工

274
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:50,242
‎我需要妳，而且妳不接電話

275
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,703
‎好，所以妳不是擔心我

276
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,830
‎妳需要我，要幹嘛？

277
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:58,625
‎去合唱團接艾莉亞？
‎帶瑪雅去練足球？

278
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:02,004
‎去大賣場買東西？
‎妳要我做的其他一堆事

279
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,756
‎法蘭克也看出來了

280
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,260
‎法蘭克…什麼？他憑什麼管我的事？

281
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:11,304
‎可憐的蕾吉娜要自己生活一天

282
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,515
‎我沒拿到獎學金，露貴霞

283
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,979
‎我很遺憾，而且這件事很討厭

284
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,356
‎我們會想出辦法的

285
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,611
‎但是現在，我很需要妳聽我說話

286
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,572
‎妳是指法蘭克說的話

287
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,282
‎小心說話，蕾吉娜

288
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,827
‎妳讓男人主宰生活？我們要這樣嗎？

289
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,371
‎妳很帶種，厄蕭太太

290
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:40,625
‎-起碼我需要班尼時，他在我身邊
‎-好，妳開始胡言亂語了

291
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:46,298
‎聽著，妳說得沒錯
‎我們永遠不需要交談

292
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,595
‎真受不了她

293
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,180
‎那不要忍啊，賤人

294
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:03,774
‎你對諾亞動粗？你應該要跟他混熟的

295
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,692
‎他打架跟娘們一樣

296
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,195
‎我盡量對他抱持開放的態度

297
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,782
‎-但凱文哪都不能跟他去
‎-你以為你有決定權？

298
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,409
‎-對，我是他爸爸
‎-然後呢？我是他媽媽

299
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,703
‎我天天都是他的媽媽

300
00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:19,247
‎你花了13年才帶他去吃晚餐

301
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:22,626
‎對，那遊戲？我們不玩了

302
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:27,672
‎聽著，諾亞不只是對我有益
‎他也對凱文有好處

303
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:31,468
‎-是嗎？
‎-對，如果你蠢到看不出來…

304
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,263
‎說真的，老娘不在乎

305
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,642
‎塔莎，我跟妳說
‎如果妳帶他走，我就告死妳

306
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,727
‎你要告我？怎麼，我們成了義人啦？

307
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,355
‎我沒在開玩笑，聯合監護權

308
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,483
‎那他還是會跟我住，天才

309
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,111
‎那就單獨監護權

310
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,406
‎拜託，蕾吉娜才不會同意

311
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,075
‎女人不能決定我的生活

312
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:57,869
‎你是認真的

313
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:01,081
‎對，我們的父子關係不容人破壞
‎連他媽媽也不行

314
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:07,420
‎好，但是我們用不著鬧上法庭

315
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:12,384
‎我朋友莉莉
‎跟她孩子的爸經歷過這些事

316
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,428
‎他們用了超多時間和金錢

317
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:18,014
‎讓法官問小朋友她想住哪裡

318
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,474
‎所以…

319
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:21,768
‎所以我們就別吵了？

320
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,353
‎讓凱文決定？

321
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,356
‎不管他做出什麼選擇

322
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,650
‎我們都盡量配合

323
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,985
‎好，這就簡單了

324
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,946
‎讓他們在房間中間
‎我們各自叫他的名字

325
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:38,410
‎你是怎麼讓兩個女人為你生小孩的？

326
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,620
‎我說真的，應該拍紀錄片探討的

327
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,665
‎-我覺得很有意思
‎-我是班尼厄蕭，寶貝

328
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,875
‎我無法…

329
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:56,303
‎我完全變成黃金女郎的白蘭琪
‎卻不是慾望城市的珊曼莎會很怪嗎？

330
00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:00,473
‎我們才剛上完床
‎那還是你說過最像男同志的話

331
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,560
‎好，隨便啦，深櫃女王

332
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,854
‎我們還要吵這件事嗎？

333
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,648
‎-你要解決嗎？
‎-不要

334
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,823
‎沒人在家，可惡

335
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,870
‎-伯納德，你是管理員
‎-靠，可惡

336
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,418
‎-席妮
‎-抱歉我提早到

337
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:33,340
‎-有人被捅，我媽趕去工作
‎-今天可能就是那種日子

338
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,009
‎你在帶小孩？你到底兼幾個差？

339
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:41,097
‎席妮，這是…我朋友海克特

340
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,017
‎海克特，這是…席妮

341
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:46,561
‎我的女兒

342
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,064
‎我不知道你有男友

343
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:01,117
‎該死的小廚房，老是缺咖啡膠囊

344
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,412
‎就是不讓蕾吉娜喝到濃縮咖啡

345
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:10,794
‎-我買東西請大家吃
‎-沒有人生日，克拉克

346
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,379
‎是要慶祝我的事

347
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,756
‎我通過半工半讀計畫

348
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,550
‎他們要幫你付大學學費？

349
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,137
‎你爸是胸腔外科主任

350
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,683
‎我知道，希望大家別以為
‎那是我通過的唯一原因

351
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,894
‎你不能阻止大家怎麼想

352
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,441
‎你的面試表現一定很好

353
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:34,526
‎要面試？

354
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:40,115
‎大忙人，妳應該拿到藍色資料夾了

355
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,368
‎妳有機會看完一遍了嗎？

356
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,414
‎妳…才剛剛送到

357
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,166
‎太糟了，因為今天下班前我就要

358
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,461
‎克拉克，杯子蛋糕

359
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,880
‎這會讓我的濃縮咖啡更好喝

360
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,843
‎-再次恭喜你
‎-謝謝

361
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:03,263
‎困難的部分要開始了
‎我得搞清楚要主修什麼

362
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,310
‎不行，到此為止

363
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,229
‎你們快整死我了

364
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,524
‎我知道你們不會在意，你們會…

365
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,901
‎要是我現在在我的辦公桌暴斃

366
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:20,405
‎你們還會給我表格要我自己填

367
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,365
‎放進妳的這些小藍色資料夾

368
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,492
‎所以妳不想吃杯子蛋糕？

369
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:27,829
‎不，克拉克，我不要杯子蛋糕

370
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:32,292
‎不，我要的是有人賞識我

371
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:37,088
‎這地方爛透了，全部都給你們

372
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,424
‎我要走了

373
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:50,226
‎這玩意超鬆軟的，你在哪買的？

374
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,394
‎我的管家做的

375
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,065
‎我恨你，克拉克

376
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:07,827
‎我準備好去奇利斯餐廳了

377
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:10,246
‎丫頭，我帶了我媽的包包

378
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,665
‎薯條無限續？接受挑戰

379
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,001
‎我沒吃午餐把胃空出來

380
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:16,711
‎我上體育課時有點頭暈

381
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:19,506
‎但我跟教練說月經來，他讓我睡午覺

382
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,633
‎我們做好充分準備了

383
00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:23,885
‎艾莉亞，來我家看電影

384
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,387
‎我去，什麼時候？

385
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,763
‎現在？

386
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,848
‎妳覺得我出門會做這種打扮嗎？

387
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:31,393
‎這個嘛…

388
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,520
‎拜託，我希望妳去

389
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:38,858
‎反正我們週末都會在一起玩

390
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:40,610
‎妳瞭，對吧？

391
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,947
‎-妳是認真的？
‎-這是為了我們

392
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:46,699
‎看電影

393
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,576
‎為了我們

394
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,081
‎我們要看什麼？一定很好玩

395
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,458
‎妳好，莎瓦娜，生日快樂

396
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,213
‎對不起，我晚了一天嗎？

397
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,008
‎怎麼了？

398
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:06,886
‎妳沒事吧？

399
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:24,779
‎嗨

400
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:27,782
‎班尼，如果以後都這麼忙
‎你需要請第三個人

401
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,243
‎對，我好幾天沒放風了

402
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,871
‎我很討厭現在只能舉輪胎健身

403
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:38,251
‎老實說，我接這工作時
‎沒指望你會成功

404
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:43,548
‎我知道你們都很努力
‎你們今天應該休息一下

405
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,550
‎-好耶
‎-休息？今天可以休息？

406
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:46,676
‎-好耶
‎-但是不行

407
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,637
‎繼續忙，回去弄化油器

408
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:52,015
‎你們還要處理其他工作

409
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,725
‎-嗨，妳來幹嘛？
‎-嗨

410
00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:56,936
‎我好像把工作辭了

411
00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:00,190
‎妳在亂來，那筆錢害妳沖昏頭了

412
00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:03,193
‎我不知道怎麼回事

413
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,737
‎印象很模糊，有杯子蛋糕，我罵人

414
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,406
‎等等，妳的公司有杯子蛋糕？

415
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,367
‎媽的，我要休息十分鐘

416
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,412
‎我要休息20分鐘
‎我會為妳禱告，蕾吉娜

417
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:17,540
‎喂…你們都沒加入工會

418
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,250
‎最好給我快點回來

419
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:21,419
‎給我螺絲起子，老婆，在那裡

420
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,379
‎-你聽到我的話嗎？
‎-哪一句？

421
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:26,007
‎我辭掉工作

422
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,843
‎對，我聽到了，去要回來

423
00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:31,513
‎要回來？要…

424
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:34,849
‎你想知道我辭職的原因嗎？

425
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,520
‎老婆，只要沒人打妳主意，我不在乎

426
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:42,941
‎我們需要一份以上收入
‎因為凱文要搬來跟我們住

427
00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:45,109
‎我懂，可是…什麼？

428
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:48,071
‎凱文要搬來哪裡？

429
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,031
‎凱文要搬來跟我們住

430
00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:55,245
‎塔莎覺得他會選她
‎但我知道我好玩多了

431
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,998
‎你…有在聽我說話嗎？

432
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,543
‎我沒有拿到獎學金，班尼

433
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:07,549
‎所以我辭掉工作
‎我不打算多養一個死屁孩，你…

434
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,135
‎塔莎是他媽媽，你週末會見到他

435
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:16,349
‎對，喂？

436
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:19,811
‎就是我，什麼？

437
00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,939
‎對不起，好，很抱歉，那是…

438
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:27,944
‎一定是我們搞錯…好，我馬上過去

439
00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:33,366
‎瑪雅被困在學校，露貴霞沒去接她

440
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:36,452
‎什麼神經病會拿別人的小孩出氣？

441
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,914
‎你們怎麼不工作？

442
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:42,709
‎-因為班尼說…
‎-我不在乎班尼說什麼

443
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:46,754
‎我也要幫妳禱告，我補充一下，上帝

444
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,632
‎妳怎麼把瑪雅丟在學校？

445
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,010
‎這下我會被校長訓一頓

446
00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:55,388
‎媽的，靠，今天是週四

447
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,848
‎顯然，我搞混了

448
00:25:56,931 --> 00:26:00,602
‎什麼神經病會拿別人的小孩出氣？

449
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,104
‎-我去接她
‎-不，我去

450
00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:04,981
‎我不需要妳做其他事

451
00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:08,443
‎妳走出車行時要記住

452
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:12,363
‎是妳要我買下車行
‎讓妳的廢物老公不會誤入歧途

453
00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:14,240
‎我耳朵怎麼那麼癢？

454
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:18,620
‎我受夠妳了，別跟爛唱片一樣跳針

455
00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:23,249
‎我這張唱片沒問題
‎事實上，我要播放所有熱門單曲

456
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:27,712
‎我打造這家店
‎我開的店，這些牆都是我的錢

457
00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:30,173
‎打擾一下，妳是這家店的所有人嗎？

458
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,091
‎就是老娘沒錯

459
00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:35,803
‎妳明知故犯
‎因購買與轉售贓車零件被捕

460
00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:37,930
‎-什麼？
‎-你們瘋了

461
00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:40,099
‎我沒買過贓物

462
00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:42,352
‎-班尼？
‎-我要去接瑪雅

463
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:43,853
‎班尼

464
00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:49,317
‎警官，聽著，我可以解釋這件事

465
00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:52,403
‎你們的消息是錯的

466
00:26:57,158 --> 00:27:01,371
‎我要鑽出這間牢房宰了你

467
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:03,623
‎守衛

468
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:35,988
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