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[both giggling]
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[fanfare plays]
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[doorbell rings]
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[both] Trick or treat!
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[narrator] This is George Beard
and Harold Hutchins.
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George is on the left
with the tie and flattop.
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Harold is on the right
with the T-shirt and bad haircut.
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Remember that, now,
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except George is actually Harold,
and Harold is actually George.
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They're dressed that way
because they've always loved Halloween,
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a holiday that celebrates creativity
instead of stifling it, like Arbor Day.
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Kids, go plant a tree! Gar!
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-Isn't Halloween great?
-[Krupp] Werewolf! Run for your lives!
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The greatest.
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[doorbell rings]
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[both] Trick or treat!
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Wearing costumes
and getting free candy!
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-What could be better?
-Do you mind, bumblebee?
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I'm trying to take
a relaxing guacamole bath!
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Nothing could be better, that's what.
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[doorbell rings]
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[both] Trick or treat!
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-I wish tomorrow was Halloween, too.
-I wish every day was Halloween.
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[Krupp] I'm not a rhino!
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I'm a man!
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-[screams]
-[roars]
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-[crashes]
-[car alarm blares]
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-I think that was a real werewolf.
-Yeah. Solid tackle, too.
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♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪
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-♪ We're cool! ♪
-♪ Me, too! ♪
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♪ But they met a mean old principal
Who told them what to... ♪
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♪ So they got a hypno-ring
And first they made him dance ♪
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♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose
Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪
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♪ Tra-la-la ♪
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♪ With a snap, he's the Captain
Not the brightest man ♪
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♪ And don't forget when he gets wet
You're back where you began ♪
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♪ Put it all together
What could possibly go wrong? ♪
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♪ This is the end
Of the Captain Underpants song ♪
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-♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪
-♪ Tra-la-ween! ♪
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[boys] The Heartbreaking Havoc
of the Haunting Hack-A-Ween!
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[narrator] Chapter One: Hallowaiting Game.
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One month before Halloween.
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[sips]
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[groaning]
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-Hot chocolate?
-[sips]
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Thanks, I needed this.
How long you been up?
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Never went to sleep. Too excited.
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T-minus four hours
till Hallowarehouse opens.
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-[wolf howls]
-I love Hallowarehouse.
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It's all the best parts of Halloween:
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candy, fake skulls,
fake blood, fake eyeballs,
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fake Dracula fangs,
fake werewolf claws,
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real flashlights, crammed under one roof.
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[announcer] This Halloween,
only Hallowarehouse can save you...
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money, because candy corn's on sale!
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We're gonna be the first ones in,
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which means we'll have our pick
of the best Hallo-wares.
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This was the greatest idea we've ever had!
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Almost as good as the trick
we played on Melvin last Halloween.
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Zombie plumbers?
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But I don't wanna be eaten
or have my sink fixed!
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[groaning] Melvin!
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Ugh, this fake blood is sticky.
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[laughs]
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Or the trick we pulled on Melvin
last, last Halloween.
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Ghost pool cleaners?
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But ghosts are fake
and I don't have a pool!
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-[George in spooky voice] Melvin!
-[Harold] Ha!
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Oh, this harness is pinchy. [laughs]
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Or the trick we pulled on Melvin
last, last, last Halloween.
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Stay back! Stay back!
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There's only one Melvin, and it's me!
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-Wrong, you unstable isotope!
-Ha!
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Ugh, these glasses are blurry.
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[laughs]
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Phew, this episode
is flashback-heavy so far.
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Sure is. Here's to us, buddy.
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-[clangs]
-[sipping]
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Doors open in five, four...
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Three, two--
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-[crowd screaming, goat bleats]
-[Harold screaming]
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-What do we do?
-Grab some stuff!
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-What stuff?
-Any stuff!
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[people screaming]
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-[bell ringing]
-[goat bleats]
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Ugh. Aah!
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[both laugh]
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-That was amazing!
-Yep.
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That's gonna be a great story
for our grandkids.
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-Back in my day...
-[snoring]
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What did you think
of those Skeletorches costumes?
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[announcer] Skeletorches!
We don't even know what they do.
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They were fine, but the ones
we're gonna make will be way better.
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[Krupp chanting] Hall-No-Ween!
Hall-No-Ween! Hall-No-Ween!
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What this side of beef means,
by his inexcusable pun,
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is Halloween must be canceled!
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What? But you love Halloween!
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Wrong! The only thing
I despise more is you two.
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Oh, yeah. I must be thinking of Bo.
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-Pssh! Halloween can't be canceled.
-No? [laughs]
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That's what you said about Gorilla Lawyer.
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Well, that's different.
The gorilla went nuts.
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-[man] Get off the building, Karl!
-[roars]
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Get off the building!
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[mellow music playing]
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Yeah, Halloween is bulletproof.
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-Aah, why?
-[gasps]
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[narrator] Three weeks before Halloween.
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Okay, a lot of Halloween ground to cover,
so let's dive right in.
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Good notes on our Skeletorches costumes.
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We can dial it back.
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[Stanley whimpering]
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Can't unsee that. Can't unsee that.
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Gooch, you were undecided
on your costume yesterday.
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-Any update?
-Yes. I'm going as a dinosaur.
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Sorry, but dinosaur is my thing.
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It's the only costume that fits me.
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Okay, what about a pirate?
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Like, I'm going as a pirate queen.
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Sophie One is my parrot,
and, ugh, Other Sophie is, like, scurvyyy.
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-Ninja?
-Taken. Smoke bomb.
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Don't worry, buddy.
We'll make you a costume.
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Okay, but I kind of don't wanna be
traumatized by a costume.
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No offense, so I'll just go back
to Hallowarehouse and get a new one.
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[announcer] Those who enter
Hallowarehouse never leave...
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empty-handed,
because clown masks are half off.
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Quick candy scouting update.
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Based on our intel, these houses
are giving out the best candy.
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Chocolate Mufflelogs, Sugar Beardies,
and, my favorite, Fruit Swirvel.
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Oh, and we got a tip that Mrs. Wrinklefoot
is giving out used gum again,
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-so stay frosty.
-[both gasp]
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Finally, let's do a quick trick check.
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Quick trick check. Qui-Quick trick...
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Oh, that's hard to say.
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TP, check.
Eggs, chicken and ostrich, check.
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Shaving cream, check.
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Fake snakes, check.
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Sorry, I'm doing fake snakes.
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♪ Fake 'n' snake! ♪
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Man, I can't catch a break.
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Oh, sorry to smash your pumpkins,
you demagnetized magnets,
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but Halloween is soon to be Hall-No-Ween!
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[laughs]
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Another victory for the candy intolerant,
of who I am...
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one...
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of them.
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To be clear, I'm candy intolerant.
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-But you love Halloween!
-No!
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I told you earlier, in no uncertain terms,
I despise it!
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Oh, right. Thinking of Bo again.
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It's true. I'm a Halloweeniac.
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Not gonna happen, Melvin.
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You're the only kid who hates Halloween.
And no one listens to Krupp.
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-[clangs]
-No, I said pizza!
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These are socks!
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Oh, really? Then where are they going?
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-What are our parents doing here?
-And where are they going?
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And you can support Hall-No-Ween
by wearing these T-shirts.
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The e-mail said free cookies.
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At the end. The end!
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-Guess someone does listen to Krupp.
-Yeah, but they're adults.
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And no one listens to adults.
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[narrator] Two weeks before Halloween.
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[announcer] Skeletorches!
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They're skeletons
who are on fire, we think.
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Mom, Dad, Halloween's almost here.
Where's the candy?
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Ugh, I've been too busy to buy it.
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We should get it after Halloween
when it's practically free.
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No! We need candy now!
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They're trying to cancel Halloween,
and we can't let them win!
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-Who's they?
-I am not overpaying for candy!
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Mom, Halloween is in trouble,
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so I need you to start hanging cobwebs
and stop painting Mr. Meaner.
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I can't! He's mesmerizing!
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-[gasps] Mesmerizing.
-I'm a yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah work of art.
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[narrator] One week before Halloween.
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Hall-No-Ween signs?
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Where are all the Halloween decorations?
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No skeletons, no coffins,
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no decaying zombies clawing at the dirt,
trying to escape from the grave?
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Where's all the fun?
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At least Old Man Rattlechains
is getting into it.
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[maniacal cackle]
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Yeah, but his house always looks haunted.
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I heard he's a zombie.
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[George] I heard he's a zombie-werewolf.
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[Harold] I heard he went to college
with Dracula, borrowed Dracula's car,
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and crashed it into the dean's pool,
but that's probably not true.
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And don't forget to show up tonight
for the meeting at city hall
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on the future of Halloween.
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Or should I say "Hall-No-Ween"?
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[laughing]
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-[tires screech]
-Hey, where did that stop sign come from?
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You're a menace.
Your license should be revoked.
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Joke's on you. I don't have a license.
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[tires squeal]
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-You thinking what I'm thinking?
-Never get in a car with Krupp?
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That, and we're going to that meeting.
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And the motion to add a tar pit
and dinosaur-friendly benches
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to Piqua Park is denied.
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Byah!
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[Diddly groans, scatting]
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-Hey, George and Harold.
-[both] Hey, Diddly.
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A lot of orange in here.
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Yep, and bad orange,
like, biohazard orange.
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Next, we'll hear from Principal Krupp
on his motion to...
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cancel Halloween?
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But why?
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-Adults of Piqua--
-That's not a microphone.
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-You're not a microphone!
-[gavel clatters]
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For too long, we've suffered the horrors
and inconveniences of Halloween.
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It's time to cancel this spine-chilling,
hair-raising, bloodcurdling atrocity.
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If we don't, here's what will happen.
Melvin?
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A probability algorithm
beyond your comprehension
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found there's a 97-percent chance
this simulation is our future
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if Halloween continues.
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These are the candy mines
where you will all work until you drop.
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-[electronic chirping]
-So, who's with me?
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I don't know about all this.
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-I kind of like Halloween.
-[Krupp] Oh, do ya?
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Do you kind of like buying
a bunch of candy just to give it away?
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Well...
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[whimpers]
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Do you kind of like your doorbells
being rung over, and over, and over,
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and over, and over, and over, and over,
and over, and over, and over, and over,
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-and over, and over, and over, and over?
-[all] No!
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Do you like your houses, cars,
and trees covered in eggs,
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-shaving cream, and toilet paper?
-[adults] No!
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Do you like living in fear of the werewolf
who wants to wrap you in a giant tortilla,
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fry you, and eat you
like you're a kruppichanga?
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[air squeaks]
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You've derailed. Taking over.
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The answer is no!
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Because today we turn Halloween
into Hall-No-Ween!
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[chanting] Hall-No-Ween! Hall-No-Ween!
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[adults chanting] Hall-No-Ween!
Hall-No-Ween!
239
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:03,144
-Wow! I finally started a chant.
-Hall-no-ween! Hall-no-ween!
240
00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,395
Hall-No-Ween!
241
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,898
Whoa, Melvin started a chant.
I thought he loved Halloween.
242
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,526
You're thinking of Bo.
And we need to turn this around.
243
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,528
-We just need... our parents!
-I hear ya!
244
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,031
Mom, Dad, Harold's Mom,
you've gotta stop this madness.
245
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:18,451
Yeah, if they cancel Halloween,
what's next, summer?
246
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,453
I hear you, but I hate doorbells.
247
00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:22,371
And candy is terrible for you.
248
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,875
And Mr. Krupp is right,
that werewolf does want to ichanga us.
249
00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,086
Plus, these T-shirts are lovely. Lovely.
250
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,297
[both gasp]
251
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,759
[both gasp]
252
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,179
[both gasp]
253
00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,305
[gavel banging]
254
00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:43,392
All in favor of canceling Halloween,
say "byah"!
255
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,644
[all] Byah!
256
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,687
The byahs have it!
257
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,814
[both] No!
258
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:50,816
Aah! How?
259
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,194
I can't believe they canceled Halloween.
260
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,905
This is worse than the time
they canceled The Advancimals.
261
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,948
-♪ Advancimals ♪
-[snarls]
262
00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,992
♪ This show is tanking ♪
263
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,079
♪ They're shutting us down ♪
264
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,997
♪ Can you blame them? ♪
265
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:09,335
To be fair, with all the puns,
toilet humor,
266
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:10,920
and lazy writing, they had it coming.
267
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,630
Do you mean they had it plumbing?
268
00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,465
♪ Advancimals! ♪
269
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,258
No. No, I don't.
270
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,470
We can't save The Advancimals,
but we can still save Halloween.
271
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,680
Can you, now? Can you, really?
272
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,642
Sure. Don't worry, Melvin,
we know how much you love Halloween.
273
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,102
Gah! You're thinking of Bo!
274
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,603
Actually, I was thinking of Gooch.
275
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,271
Except I'm a Saint Paddy's Day guy.
276
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,731
-[Irish music plays]
-[crowd cheers]
277
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:35,027
No one wants hear you gloat
in big words today, Melvinedict Arnold.
278
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:39,031
Understandable, so this time,
I'll do my gloating in song!
279
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:44,578
♪ Halloween is canceled
And everything's better for me ♪
280
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:50,251
♪ No sweets to aggravate
My intolerance to candy ♪
281
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:53,087
♪ No costumes, fake blood
Or trick or treat ♪
282
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,714
♪ No pumpkins, or zombies
Or ghostly sheets ♪
283
00:11:55,798 --> 00:12:00,886
♪ No shaving cream, eggs
Or TP in my trees ♪
284
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,514
♪ 'Cause Halloween is canceled ♪
285
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:06,183
♪ Yes, Halloween is canceled ♪
286
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:11,939
♪ And everything's better for me ♪
287
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,233
♪ And also me! ♪
288
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,027
-[bone cracks]
-[Krupp] Ow!
289
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,612
Ugh! You ruin everything.
290
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,114
Oh, yeah? [grunts]
291
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,700
Well... [grunts] I think I sing
like a parrot.
292
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:23,617
[grunting]
293
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,411
-[bone cracks]
-Oh! I'm stuck!
294
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:29,540
But that's fine
'cause I can just... [grunting]
295
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,667
-Ah, yah!
-[crashes]
296
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,628
We need to make the adults remember
what's great about Halloween,
297
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:35,838
but they won't listen to us.
298
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,924
Yeah, adults only listen
to other adults... and jazz.
299
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,551
[saxophone music plays]
300
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,928
-That's it! That's how we get them!
-A jazz concert?
301
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,722
[jazz band plays]
302
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,015
No, an adult.
303
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,058
Who has the most to lose
if Halloween is canceled?
304
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,310
-Us?
-Besides us.
305
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,145
-Ghosts?
-No. Hallowarehouse.
306
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,898
[announcer] Hallowarehouse
will be the end of you...
307
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:57,443
shopping for Halloween stuff,
because we have pre-carved pumpkins.
308
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,819
Pre-smashed, too!
309
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,031
No Halloween means no Hallowarehouse.
310
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:06,702
So, if we ask the owner of Hallowarehouse
to help us save Halloween, he'll say yes.
311
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,412
Genius! But who's the owner?
312
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,122
You're never gonna believe it.
313
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,916
[narrator] Chapter Two:
Haunted House Call.
314
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,755
[Harold] Old Man Rattlechains
owns Hallowarehouse?
315
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,882
Told you you'd never believe it.
It makes sense.
316
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,927
-I mean, look at his house.
-[wolf howls]
317
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:23,844
[thunder crashes]
318
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,597
-I'm not going in there.
-Sure, you are.
319
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,141
That's why Erica's here,
to show you there's nothing to fear.
320
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,644
-There's nothing to fear, except zombies.
-Zombies?
321
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:32,686
-Just kidding.
-Phew!
322
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:33,604
-Or am I?
-[screams]
323
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:37,566
-Nah, I'm just kidding.
-[gates creaking]
324
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,076
-Why so many gates?
-[creaking continues]
325
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,869
And why are they all so creaky?
326
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,205
Halloween, guys.
Eyeball on the prize.
327
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,544
[thunder crashes]
328
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,549
[wolf howls]
329
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,759
Wolf-howl doorbell. Nice touch.
330
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,844
Yeah, I'd love it if I wasn't so scared.
331
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,807
-[wolf barking, howls]
-[gasps] Wolf-howl door knocker!
332
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,184
Question: why do you love Halloween
if you're afraid of it?
333
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,061
Because Halloween makes fear fun!
334
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,939
[footsteps approach]
335
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,484
-[door creaks]
-Aah!
336
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,571
-Seriously, all these hinges need oil.
-Not now, Harold!
337
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,365
-[deep voice] Yes?
-[all scream]
338
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,909
Oh, sorry.
Forgot I was wearing this costume.
339
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,035
[all scream]
340
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,663
Forgot about the mask, too.
Apologies.
341
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:36,584
I test-wear every costume we carry
at Hallowarehouse!
342
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,502
So, you're Old Man Rattlechains?
343
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,587
Call me Creeply.
344
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,797
Your name is Creeply Rattlechains?
345
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,966
A name like that doesn't leave you
a lot of options.
346
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,260
Well, it was either
Halloween store or magician.
347
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,345
[suspenseful music plays]
348
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,265
[audience gasps]
349
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,601
So, um, yeah. Come on in.
350
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,687
[thunder crashes]
351
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,440
-[door creaks]
-[George gasps]
352
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,358
This is not what I expected at all.
353
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,278
Yeah, it's nice, Home Snob nice.
354
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,821
[announcer] Coming up on Home Snob...
355
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,615
Like this house? Too bad!
356
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,949
You can't afford it.
357
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,951
Why doesn't the inside
look like the outside?
358
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:15,372
The haunted house vibe scares people away
better than an alarm system.
359
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,458
Plus, I love Halloween.
360
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,377
Or I did until those Hall-No-Weenies
canceled it.
361
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,378
That's why we're here,
362
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,173
to convince you to help us
convince them to uncancel it.
363
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,424
Yes!
364
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,928
And when we're done,
they'll beg for murder!
365
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,095
[panting]
366
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,055
I mean mercy!
367
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,973
-Why are you yelling?
-Guys, you heard Krupp.
368
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,225
Halloween is nothing but work for adults.
369
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,686
Candy, decorations, jack-o'-lanterns,
370
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,939
costumes, trick-or-treaters, pranks,
371
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,941
and a big mess to clean up when it's over.
372
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,609
Yeah, but adults like work.
373
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:48,030
And some adults love Halloween,
especially if they own Halloween stores.
374
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,365
No, she's right.
375
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,660
So, we have to remind all adults
why they loved Halloween
376
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:53,911
before they became adults
377
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,246
by scaring their pants off
with a haunted house.
378
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,625
Yes! Because skeletons
plus fear equals love.
379
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,211
-Not so sure about that math.
-I am.
380
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,755
That's why I opened Hallowarehouse.
381
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,799
Fear is a blast! Yeah!
382
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:07,800
Glad you feel that way,
383
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,636
'cause we're gonna make the inside
of your house match the outside.
384
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:11,553
What's that, now?
385
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,555
[narrator] Chapter Three:
The Scarent Trap.
386
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,682
[thunder crashes]
387
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,684
[narrator] To lure adults
into the haunted house,
388
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,561
the boys dangled the one carrot
no adult could resist.
389
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,815
Uh, do you think they're really
giving away free batteries here?
390
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:26,151
I don't know, but for free batteries,
it's worth the risk.
391
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,820
Not for me. I'm waiting outside.
392
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,154
No, you're coming in.
393
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,241
That's why Erica's here,
to convince you there's nothing to fear.
394
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,409
[thunder crashes]
395
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,245
There's nothing to fear...
except werewolves.
396
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,830
Werewolves? [screams]
397
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:42,001
-[distant people screaming]
-This is the way to free batteries.
398
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,004
There's plenty of tomb! I mean room!
399
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,673
-Why is he yelling?
-[chainsaw buzzing]
400
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:48,841
[thunder crashes]
401
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,592
-It's so spooky in here!
-[man cackling]
402
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,303
And I do not see any free batteries.
403
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,304
[bats screeching]
404
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,806
-[boy] Boo!
-[all scream]
405
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,641
See? I told you this was a mistake.
406
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,229
-[roaring]
-[all scream]
407
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,232
-[bats screeching]
-[all scream]
408
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,360
[screams]
409
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,780
-[evil laughter]
-[all scream]
410
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,616
-[screams]
-[panting]
411
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,912
[all whimpering]
412
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,998
[all panting]
413
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,501
That was amazing!
414
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:28,005
It was even better than the haunted house
I went to when I was ten! When I was ten.
415
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,381
So good! So good.
416
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,591
Halloween's awesome!
417
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,843
You need to sign this petition
to uncancel it.
418
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,762
Boys, what are you doing in here?
419
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,680
Forget it! I hate being scared!
420
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,891
-Can we go again?
-Sure. Just sign this petition.
421
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,435
-[George's dad giggles]
-[all screaming]
422
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,063
-I knew this would work.
-Yep. It's in the Halloween bag.
423
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:45,689
[thunder crashes]
424
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:51,153
I want double-As, Cs and nine-volts,
lots of nine-volts!
425
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,740
Your free batteries are right in-died!
426
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,241
I mean inside! Inside!
427
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,659
Why are you yelling?
428
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,786
[thunder crashes]
429
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,287
[door creaks]
430
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,331
Hello, robed stranger.
431
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,792
Will you sign our petition
to uncancel Halloween?
432
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,212
No! Instead, I've turned
your fake haunted house
433
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:12,549
into a real nightmare
with my Inanimanitator 2000!
434
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,093
It animates the inanimate.
435
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,348
-It brings lifeless objects to life.
-You mean like string, or socks?
436
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,767
Or a comb, or ham, or volleyballs?
437
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,851
Yes, all those things!
438
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,604
And now, when your
living Halloween decorations
439
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:29,858
scare the adults to death,
it will be the death of Halloween forever!
440
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,485
Evil laugh!
441
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,821
Eh, how bad could it be?
442
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,280
[bats screeching]
443
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,281
[screams]
444
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:40,786
-[jack-o'-lanterns cackling]
-[Meaner grunting]
445
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,913
-[Anthrope screaming]
-[bats screeching]
446
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,748
[both screaming, grunt]
447
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:48,127
-[screaming]
-Ow! Uh! Ow!
448
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,379
Bad. We need Captain Underpants.
449
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,297
Aah! Bones!
450
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,508
-Save me from the bones!
-[roars]
451
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,843
-Great timing.
-Save yourself.
452
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,052
[snaps fingers]
453
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,638
♪ Tra-la-leg bone! ♪
454
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:00,848
[roars]
455
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,059
Looks like he's got a bone
to pick with me, am I right?
456
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,853
[chuckles] So good. Now fight him!
457
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,230
Right. I'll be bad to the bones.
458
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,108
You're on a roll, but we gotta
keep the show moving, so--
459
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,526
So I'll keep it bare bones.
460
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,403
[laughs] Still rolling!
461
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,114
[narrator] Chapter Four: The Incredibly
Graphic Violence Chapter,
462
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:21,702
presented in Hall-O-Rama,
because Halloween is ending with a boo,
463
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:25,372
courtesy of Hallowarehouse
Hallo-well-that's-it sale.
464
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,957
Everything must go!
465
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,250
Like fake eyeballs.
466
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,169
Oh! An eye for an eye!
467
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,170
Ten for a buck!
468
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,631
-And Shrillows, the pillows that scream!
-[screaming]
469
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,925
Oh! I'll never sleep again!
470
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,011
Help yourself. No charge.
471
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,971
And Bubble Bats.
472
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,723
They're just bats you put in the bath.
473
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:45,434
Ugh, I don't wanna be squeaky clean!
474
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,269
We'll pay you to take them! Please!
475
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:50,647
-[shrieks]
-Captain Underpants for the Hall-o-win!
476
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,024
Uh, not quite.
477
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:52,941
[banging]
478
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,570
[all screaming]
479
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,364
[door jostles]
480
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,200
-[banging]
-[bats screeching]
481
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,160
[jack-o'-lanterns cackling]
482
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,538
[roars]
483
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,998
-[hissing]
-[cackling]
484
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,958
How are we gonna stop this stuff?
485
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,835
-[hissing]
-Piece of snake!
486
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:24,806
[spiders shriek]
487
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,727
[shouting]
488
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:33,982
[Captain shouts]
489
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,655
-[shrieks]
-Looks like you're up to bat.
490
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,450
I don't think that closet
can hold those decorations.
491
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,035
And it's too small to be practical.
492
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,913
That's why it's time
for a waistband wall-off!
493
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,164
Stand back!
494
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,376
Ooh! Wolf-howl knocker!
495
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:55,420
[wolf barks, howls]
496
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,214
Whoo!
497
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,300
Captain Underpants for the Hall-o-win!
498
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,344
-You already used that one.
-Or did I?
499
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,013
Captain Underpants for the Hall-o-win!
500
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,181
That's not me.
501
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,268
Oh! [laughs] I'm late for a foot massage!
502
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,185
[grunts]
503
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,938
Why am I wet? Where are my pants?
504
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,732
George and Harold,
this time you've done it!
505
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,694
[Rattlechains] My house
is wrapped in underwear.
506
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,612
Yeah, really sorry about that.
507
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,573
Good news is we got a bunch of signatures
to uncancel Halloween.
508
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,491
Great!
509
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,953
My house and all my worldly possessions
are a small price to pay for that.
510
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,788
-Let's go celebrate!
-[gate creaks]
511
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,498
Just need to do one thing first.
512
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:35,711
See? So much better.
513
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,505
I don't believe it.
All I had to do was oil the hinges?
514
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:39,548
Huh, who knew?
515
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,675
Everyone. Now let's celebrate.
516
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,469
-[Krupp] Yes, let's celebrate my victory.
-[gasps]
517
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:48,765
Your haywire haunted house
has sealed Halloween's fate forever!
518
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:52,394
We took another vote,
and Halloween is no longer canceled.
519
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,730
-Yes!
-Harold, there's probably more.
520
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,316
There is, you kinked garden hoses.
521
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,401
-Halloween is now... illegal!
-[sirens approach]
522
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,195
-No!
-[sirens wail]
523
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,865
Officers, arrest those pumpkins!
524
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,410
[jack-o'-lanterns cackling]
525
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,162
[narrator] Chapter Five: Thrillegal.
526
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,956
-[school bell rings]
-A $500 fine for carving a pumpkin?
527
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:15,292
And 1,000 for wearing a costume?
528
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:19,421
And up to six months in jail
for trick-arrr-treating!
529
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,298
♪ Incarceration! ♪
530
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,508
I wanna do the crime,
but I can't do the time!
531
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,511
Sophie One, get ready to throw
Other Sophie under the bus.
532
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:32,684
Other Sophie, get ready to go to jaaail.
533
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,645
I guess that's it.
Halloween is officially history.
534
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,773
History? Let's talk about history.
535
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,401
When the Vikings told Columbus
America didn't exist, did he quit?
536
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:45,238
[Harold] No! Columbus got on his dragon
and flew until he found America.
537
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:48,241
[George] Did the Romans give up when
they had nowhere to go to the bathroom?
538
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,912
[Harold] Nope! Flushus Bowlicus
invented the toilet, and problem solved.
539
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:55,373
[George] And when the aliens closed space,
did the astronauts pack it up?
540
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:59,002
[Harold] No way! The astronauts took
the aliens' rocket for a space joyride.
541
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,129
Not a single thing you just said was true.
542
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:02,881
Yeah, we don't know history.
543
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,967
-But you're right.
-But we do know Halloween.
544
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,513
So when the adults say
Halloween is illegal, what do we say?
545
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,307
[chanting] Hall-No-Way! Hall-No-Way!
546
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:15,018
[all chanting] Hall-No-Way!
Hall-No-Way!
547
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,479
-So, you have a plan?
-I always have a plan.
548
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:20,524
Coming to the Hall-No-Ween victory party?
549
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,234
Someone might bring cheese.
550
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,069
No, you empty salt shaker.
551
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:27,656
George and Harold love Halloween
as much as I love DNA Day.
552
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,533
[chanting] DNA all the way!
553
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:31,243
-Hey!
-[gasps, screams]
554
00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:33,703
The Hall-o-war is not over!
555
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,665
'Kay, more cheese for me.
556
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,166
-[jazz playing]
-[announcer] Cheese!
557
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,586
I don't have a plan. I don't even have
a cool name like Skeletorches.
558
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,714
[announcer] Skeletorches!
They like tea, sure!
559
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,425
-Time for a comic?
-Comic it is.
560
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:50,720
[Captain] Captain Underpants
and the Huffy Holihater!
561
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:51,847
By George and Harold.
562
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,099
[comic narrator]
So, one time, Holihater,
563
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:56,518
a bad guy and boring dresser
who hated holidays,
564
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,980
used a Holiray to vaporize
all the town's Halloween stuff.
565
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:02,232
Candy, berzap!
Overpriced pumpkins, kergok!
566
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:03,817
Even inflatable owls, for what?
567
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:07,487
And he was all, "Anyone who says
'Halloween' gets vaporized, too!"
568
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,615
That threw a wrench
into Captain Underpants's Halloween party.
569
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:13,160
But his party pal Tony was all like,
"Just hack it, man.
570
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,162
Lose the H." 'Cause Tony.
571
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,831
So, Cap Captain Underpants
hacked his Halloween party
572
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:20,500
into a no-H All-o-ween party.
573
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,002
"Wow, so smart!" "Really?"
574
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,420
Everyone showed up with whatever:
575
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,922
pillows, drywall, tires,
a roller skate, you name it.
576
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:29,134
And instead of Halloween costumes like
Dracula, Frankenstein, and the mummy,
577
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:32,137
people dressed as Doctorca,
an orca who went to med school;
578
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:35,348
and Scorpionion, half scorpion,
half onion, all monster;
579
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,058
and Frobra, a frozen cobra!
580
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,269
[hisses]
581
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:42,480
'Cause All-o-ween, no H,
was the Wild West of holidays
582
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,232
with fewer cowboy hats and horse cars.
583
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,360
But when people posted pictures online,
due to low self-esteem,
584
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,238
Holihater saw them
and crashed the party to shut it down.
585
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,032
And Captain Underpants
was all, "Party foul!"
586
00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:54,201
And he dunked Holihater
in Tony's mystery punch,
587
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,494
which was just lemonade,
pickle juice, and ketchup,
588
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:57,746
'cause Tony, agh!
589
00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,248
And Holihater was all,
"Ugh, too pickle-y! I give up!"
590
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:04,336
Turns out Holihater only hated holidays
because he was never invited to parties.
591
00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:08,757
So Captain Underpants gave a toast,
"To a holigreat guy!"
592
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,009
And everyone got pucker face
from the punch.
593
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:13,386
Then the cops showed up
'cause there were noise complaints.
594
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,596
"Too loud!" Okay, the end.
595
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:18,141
-So, we're gonna hack Halloween?
-You mean Hack-A-Ween.
596
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,893
[narrator] One day before Halloween.
597
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:21,728
I mean Hack-A-Ween.
598
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:24,648
[Krupp] We did it! Halloween is finished!
599
00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:29,444
Tomorrow night there'll be no costumes,
no candy, and no doorbells.
600
00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:33,531
Just peace and quiet
and a bathtub full of guacamole.
601
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:36,493
To Hall-No-Ween and cheese!
602
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,162
We should have a victory party.
Tomorrow night!
603
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,081
What? This is the victory party.
604
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,541
What if we all have victory parties
tomorrow night?
605
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,460
No, no, no! It's tonight.
We have cheese!
606
00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:49,214
Ooh! And we can all go door to door
to each party.
607
00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:50,840
Byah! Byah!
608
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,842
And we should wear costumes!
Costumes.
609
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,552
And give out
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah candy!
610
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,889
-And hang skeletons in the trees.
-And fight the toilet zombies.
611
00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,392
No. No! That's Halloween!
612
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,102
We want Hall-No-Ween!
613
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,103
Oh, no!
614
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,145
No, the cheese!
615
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,438
[sobs] Oh, no!
616
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,692
No!
617
00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:11,403
[narrator] Chapter Six:
Tween Ween Fighting Machine.
618
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:12,946
[George] It's called Hack-A-Ween.
619
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:17,367
-It's a complete reinvention of Halloween.
-As this helpful video will explain.
620
00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,036
[Harold] Welcome
to Hack-A-Ween Orientation.
621
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,080
[George] Courtesy
of Treehouse Comix Productions.
622
00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:24,416
Like Halloween,
but don't want to get arrested?
623
00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:27,127
Then Hack-A-Ween,
a legally acceptable workaround
624
00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,462
to the Halloween ban, is for you.
625
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,047
Not yet, Gooch. Too soon.
626
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,341
-Instead of costumes...
-Disguises!
627
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,011
-They're the same thing.
-Not if we say they aren't.
628
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,304
Gooch, what are you doing?
629
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:41,725
-Instead of trick-or-treating for candy...
-Sneak-or-snacking for snacks.
630
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:44,728
-Here are some nachos.
-♪ Snacky! ♪
631
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:47,647
Now stay out of my garage,
you whippersnappers.
632
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,524
♪ Sneaky! ♪
633
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:51,693
Gooch!
634
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,320
Instead of Halloween monsters,
635
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,947
like Dracula, Frankenstein,
and a werewolf...
636
00:26:56,031 --> 00:27:01,036
New Hack-A-Ween personalities
like Doctorca, Scorpionion, and Frobra.
637
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,121
Gooch, this is your scene.
638
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:04,914
I'm Frobra!
639
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,667
-Want hypothermia?
-Frostbite! Want frostbite!
640
00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,419
And that's Hack-A-Ween.
641
00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:11,087
Yes, we know. We're in the video.
642
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,964
-I like Frobra.
-Because it's you.
643
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:16,092
We'll post this video online
to get the other kids on board.
644
00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:18,094
Now we just need Hack-A-Ween supplies.
645
00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:20,972
Which won't be easy
because Krupp and Melvin
646
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,267
were collecting all things Halloween
for disposal.
647
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,644
-Feeling better now, Sneedly?
-Yes.
648
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:30,315
George and Harold can't revive Halloween
if there's nothing left to revive.
649
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:34,110
♪ Plastic glowing skulls ♪
650
00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:36,696
♪ Fake blood that's half full ♪
651
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,990
♪ Masks and wigs and claws and fangs ♪
652
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:42,619
♪ And bats and way too many evil clowns ♪
653
00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:45,830
Oh, who are you calling evil? Ha!
654
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,874
-Now we just need to burn it.
-Right.
655
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:50,126
Wait, burn it? We can't burn it!
656
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,462
That pile is mostly cheap plastic.
It'll go up like a--
657
00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:54,923
-[flames whoosh]
-[both screaming]
658
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,800
[siren wails]
659
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:00,929
Our eyebrows will grow back.
660
00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:04,391
[narrator] Fortunately, George and Harold
found some Hallowiggle room.
661
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,059
"Hackawarehouse."
662
00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:07,644
I like it.
663
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:10,188
-You sure this won't get me arrested?
-Sure enough.
664
00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:12,399
And if you go down,
we're all going down with you.
665
00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:14,234
I'll call my lawyer.
666
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,656
[whistling]
667
00:28:19,739 --> 00:28:24,202
Uh, sir, forklifts aren't allowed
in Avocadepot.
668
00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:25,578
Too late, it's done.
669
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,831
I'm whipping up a guacamole bath.
670
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,624
A guaca-bath!
671
00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:30,959
A bath-mole!
672
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:32,544
Still working on the name.
673
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:36,965
Point is, this is a code green
and I need all the avocados.
674
00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:38,299
[grunts, shouts]
675
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,427
-Uh, sir, we deliver!
-Really?
676
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:43,555
Great, 'cause I don't know
how to drive this thing.
677
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,141
-[Krupp] Aah!
-[people scream]
678
00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:49,227
[narrator] Every kid in Piqua
saw the Hack-A-Ween video.
679
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:52,647
[Melvin] Ugh! I knew George and Harold
were up to something.
680
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,150
-[narrator] Including Melvin.
-Hack-A-Ween!
681
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,819
They may have found a loophole
in Hall-No-Ween,
682
00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,863
but I'll make them wish they hadn't!
683
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,031
[laughing maniacally]
684
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,158
-[clears throat]
-[gasps]
685
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,075
Melvin?
686
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:07,996
We're worried about how much time
you spend without any friends. [whimpers]
687
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:11,666
Uh, so we arranged a playdate
with one of your little classmates.
688
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,294
I'm here because my mom
gave me five dollars.
689
00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:18,047
[grunts]
690
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:19,382
[narrator] Hack-A-Ween Day.
691
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,260
Ready for Hack-A-Ween, Deputy Drawers?
692
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:25,346
Hangin' loose and sippin' juice,
Lieutenant Long Johns.
693
00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:26,473
Who are you again?
694
00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:28,475
We're expanding
the Captain Underpants universe.
695
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:31,019
So we're in very un-Halloweeny
spin-off disguises.
696
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,896
-You?
-I'm the junior senator from Mars.
697
00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:36,816
Like, I'm Dr. Braincrime,
head of Weirdo Penitentiary.
698
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,902
Sophie One is Warden Frownface
699
00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:42,739
and Other Sophie is, like,
our most dangerous prisoner,
700
00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:45,408
Noiseless Nancyyy.
701
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,285
You sure these costumes
won't land us in jail?
702
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:48,536
They're not costumes.
703
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,079
They're disguises, remember?
704
00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:52,165
I checked with Underneath The Law.
We're good.
705
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:55,168
Youse got legal troubles?
I got you covered, chief.
706
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,211
I'm a plumber.
707
00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:58,880
Yeah, that legal advice
is as solid as a copper pipe.
708
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:02,759
And those are fantastic Doctorca,
Scorpionion, and Frobra disguises.
709
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:05,887
-♪ Frobra! ♪
-But I'm Frobra!
710
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:08,973
Hey, why did you guys need me
to harvest all my pit cabbages?
711
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,976
Well, jack-o'-lanterns are illegal,
but hack-o'-lanterns aren't.
712
00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:14,479
How are the hack-o'-lanterns coming,
Mr. Rattlechains?
713
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:17,273
Good, but cabbages are harder
to carve than pumpkins,
714
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,484
so I also have enough coleslaw
to choke a rhino.
715
00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:21,069
[choking]
716
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,112
Perfect. Guys, let's hack it up.
717
00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:25,907
Wait! I have a surprise for you.
718
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:29,994
Called in some favors
from my inflatables guys.
719
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:35,083
-[beeps]
-Happy Hack-A-Ween! [laughs]
720
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,418
-[all gasp]
-Whoa!
721
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,464
-[Bo] It's Doctorca!
-[Stanley] And Scorpionion!
722
00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:42,674
[Dressy] ♪ And me! ♪
723
00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:44,759
No, I'm Frobra! Me!
724
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,637
This is the most beautiful sight
these eyes have ever seen.
725
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,763
These eyes, too.
726
00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:50,306
Thanks, Mr. Rattlechains.
727
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,850
Okay, Hack-A-Weeners,
728
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:54,978
let's get out there and let
the tortilla chips fall where they may.
729
00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:58,106
Yeah, into our bags
with pizza rolls and tater tots!
730
00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,149
[narrator] Chapter Seven: Big Hack Attack.
731
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,362
No doorbells, remember?
Hack-A-Ween.
732
00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:07,824
Right. And if we get arrested,
I hope we get an ocean-view cell.
733
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:09,617
[ukulele plays]
-[seagulls screech]
734
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,536
[air horn blares]
735
00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:12,620
-[both gasp]
-[grunts]
736
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,455
-[boys scream]
-[air horn clatters]
737
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:16,833
Oh, sorry, toilet reflexes.
What's up?
738
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:18,376
-Sneak or snack!
-What is that?
739
00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:20,962
Like, trick or treat?
I thought Halloween was outlawed.
740
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:22,881
It was, but this is Hack-A-Ween,
741
00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:25,925
a legally sound alternative
according to Underneath the Law.
742
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:26,843
[gavel bangs]
743
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:31,598
Sneak or snack means you give us a snack
or we do something sneaky.
744
00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:33,433
You guys like turkey jerky?
745
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:36,936
Melvin's house.
746
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:38,313
Maybe we should skip it.
747
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:41,357
As they say, you mess with the Melvin,
you get the beakers.
748
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,068
If you skip a house on a Halloween,
you might miss something good.
749
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,654
-Same deal for Hack-A-Ween.
-[air horn blares]
750
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,490
-Sneak or...
-[screams] This is worse than Halloween!
751
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,909
-[screams]
-[both grunt]
752
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:51,910
[both] ...snack.
753
00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,162
I'm starting to think
Melvin hates Halloween.
754
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,204
[air horn blares]
755
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,831
[Stanley] Happy Hack-A-Ween!
756
00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:59,918
-♪ Sneak or snack! ♪
-And nice disguise.
757
00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:01,711
-What disguise?
-[bee buzzes]
758
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:09,260
Like, give us snacks, or we let
Noiseless Nancy make some noooise.
759
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,512
[wind blowing]
760
00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:13,806
I just made tuna casserole.
761
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:15,433
[air horn blares]
762
00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:21,439
Where's the yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah fire?
763
00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:23,107
[Stanley] Happy Hack-A-Ween!
764
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,400
♪ Sneak or snack! ♪
765
00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:26,527
Sneak, it is.
766
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,322
Just some more kids in disguises
begging for food.
767
00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:33,368
Speaking of food, I could really go
for a yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah burrito.
768
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:34,953
[Harold's mom] Not now. Not now.
769
00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:38,164
We're in the zone.
But I need more paint, so don't move.
770
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,667
-Sneak.
-Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah hello?
771
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,752
-[Erica] Sneak!
-Aah! Who yeah-yeah-yeah said that?
772
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,505
-We said sneak or snack.
-You chose wrong.
773
00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:47,507
-What's all that screaming?
-Mom!
774
00:32:47,590 --> 00:32:50,134
[gasps] Seriously?
You've gotta stop painting this guy.
775
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,804
I can't!
He's my muse. My muse.
776
00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,973
I'm her muuuse.
777
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,432
-[classical music plays]
-[thud]
778
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:57,350
[bell rings]
779
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,977
-[swords clang]
-[man grunts]
780
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:00,353
[horn honks]
781
00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:02,814
[classical music slows and stops]
782
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:09,153
-[glass breaks]
-[man screams]
783
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:13,700
So, you got any snacks?
784
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,495
Ah, guaca-bath-ole.
785
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:20,707
Relaxation is served.
786
00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:23,418
[grunting, chuckles]
787
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,631
[crunching]
788
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,383
-[air horn blares]
-Huh.
789
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,968
Probably just a boat.
790
00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:33,720
-[air horn blares]
-Or a goose fight.
791
00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:35,221
-[air horn blares]
-Or the big game.
792
00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:39,517
-[Stanley] Happy Hack-A-Ween!
-Hey, those aren't fighting gooses!
793
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,812
-[Dressy] ♪ Sneak or snack! ♪
-No, it can't be.
794
00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:45,565
-[air horns blaring]
-Halloween is illegal. Illegal! Ow!
795
00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:49,027
Mm! These stuffed mushrooms are sublime.
796
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,446
-Wait until you try the shrimp toast.
-[both] Aah!
797
00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:53,114
[snarls]
798
00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:54,574
Happy Hack-A-Ween?
799
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:55,575
You!
800
00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:57,285
-[chuckles, screams]
-Sneak or sna--
801
00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:00,163
[knocking on door]
802
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,000
Happy Hack-A-Ween!
803
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,294
Who wants popcorn shrimp? Oh!
804
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,129
Hello, Mr. Krupp.
805
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:10,089
Uh, why are you green?
806
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:13,634
Because I was in the middle
of a relaxing guaca-bath-ole
807
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,763
when I was interrupted
by these two Halloween hoodlums!
808
00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:18,389
-Arrest them!
-For what?
809
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:19,932
For Halloweening!
810
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:21,517
It's against the law!
811
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:24,479
True, but they're celebrating Hack-A-Ween.
812
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:25,855
That's perfectly legal.
813
00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:27,398
I checked Underneath The Law.
814
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:31,027
[announcer] Underneath the Law: if you
can read, you can give legal advice.
815
00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,863
Hack-A-Ween? Yeah, that's legal.
816
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,323
I clean pools.
817
00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:38,910
And frankly, Hack-A-Ween's a hoot-a-ween!
818
00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,913
Finger food! Byah, byah!
819
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:46,793
Ooh, now I gotta fry up some fish sticks
before kids sneak into my basement.
820
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:49,587
This isn't over. You're gonna slip up.
821
00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:53,716
And when you do, I'll be there
to bring the law down on your heads,
822
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,760
-just like that!
-[squishes]
823
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,387
[squishing]
824
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,432
-[Krupp] Like...
-[snaps fingers]
825
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,103
♪ Tra-la-lobster roll! ♪
826
00:35:05,394 --> 00:35:06,896
Cool disguises, guys.
827
00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:10,858
Let me guess, you're a kayak
and you're an active volcano.
828
00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:12,026
No, we're spin-offs.
829
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,612
-I'm--
-Don't bother. He's disguise-blind.
830
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:18,449
[echoing] Who am I?
831
00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:27,041
-So, where'd you get all the grub?
-From sneak-or-snacking.
832
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,252
-It's like trick-or-treating, but--
-Oh, I got it!
833
00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,170
♪ Tra-la-lettuce wraps! ♪
834
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,547
[grunts]
835
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,714
Sneak or snack!
836
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:36,467
-He doesn't got it.
-No, but we got it, buddy.
837
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:39,595
-We saved Halloween with Hack-A-Ween.
-Yep. Everybody's happy.
838
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,390
-[Melvin] Back, Hack-A-Ween horde!
-Everybody except Melvin.
839
00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:44,475
Or be bathed in hot chili.
840
00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:46,894
-Mother, more chili!
-[pot clatters]
841
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,522
Hack-A-Ween tanked his Hall-No-Ween plans.
842
00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:51,482
I wonder why Melvin turned on Halloween.
843
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:54,110
He had a blast trick-or-treating
with us all last year.
844
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,194
[both] Trick or treat!
845
00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:57,738
-[George] He didn't go with us.
-[Harold] The year before that?
846
00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:00,366
-[both] Trick or treat!
-[George] Nope. No Melvin then either.
847
00:36:00,449 --> 00:36:02,869
[Harold] Has Melvin ever been
trick-or-treating with us?
848
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,083
That's why Melvin hates Halloween.
849
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,794
-Just like Holihater in our comic!
-♪ Callback! ♪
850
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,546
[cackling]
851
00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:15,631
[narrator] Chapter Eight: Melvinvitation.
852
00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:18,384
-[air horn blares]
-Yeah, yeah, sneak or snack!
853
00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:21,387
Take your pigs in a blanket
and stay out of our guest bathroom!
854
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,681
Oh, it's you two.
855
00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:26,976
Here to gloat?
Well, enjoy your victory while it lasts.
856
00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:29,437
Actually, we're here to see
if you wanna join us.
857
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,354
[goat bleats]
858
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:33,232
Yeah, grab a disguise
and come sneak-or-snacking.
859
00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:34,734
Oh, sure!
860
00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:38,154
And then you'll turn into vampire cops
and arrest me for not having a neck!
861
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,948
I'm no fool! I know your tricks!
862
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,867
[gasping]
863
00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:44,493
[Harold] No tricks. They're illegal.
864
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:45,786
More importantly...
865
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:47,455
we want you to come.
866
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:52,251
-What?
-Yeah, you can be a spin-off just like us!
867
00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:53,502
Your name is...
868
00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:54,837
[inhaler hisses]
869
00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:55,963
Melvinhaler!
870
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,050
And you have the power
to, uh, breathe easy.
871
00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,718
-[gasps]
-You just need a cape.
872
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,722
-You're-- You're giving me your cape?
-Sure.
873
00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:07,183
That's what Hack-A-Ween's all about,
mending bridges.
874
00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:09,560
It's-- [scoffs] It's mending fences.
875
00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:12,730
And it's a very gracious offer.
876
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,107
I just wish you made it 38 minutes ago.
877
00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:17,151
Why? What happened 38 minutes ago?
878
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,195
-[stomping, roaring]
-What's that noise?
879
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,156
-Noise? I don't hear a noise.
-Melvin, what did you do?
880
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:23,407
Nothing. Let's go.
881
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:25,284
-Which house shall we visit first?
-[roars]
882
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:26,953
Melvin, what did you do?
883
00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,287
-Me? Do?
-[stomping]
884
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:29,830
-What?
-Melvin!
885
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,958
Okay, I was angry. I wanted revenge.
886
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,918
How was I to know
you'd come and mend bridges?
887
00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:35,419
Wait, is it bridges or fences?
888
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:36,420
Harold, look!
889
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,673
-[hissing]
-[growling]
890
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:43,261
[roars]
891
00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:44,428
[Harold] Oh, no!
892
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,013
He hacked Hack-A-Ween!
893
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,306
[people scream]
894
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,724
-[roars]
-[shrieks]
895
00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,687
Melvin, whatever you did, un-did it!
896
00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:53,771
Look, I can't!
897
00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:56,857
Bringing those inflatables to life
fried the Inanimanitator!
898
00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,859
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry! [whimpers]
899
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,027
-[roars]
-[people scream]
900
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,363
We don't need sorry.
We need Captain Underpants.
901
00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:04,699
But we're still going
sneak-or-snacking together, right?
902
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,284
Aah! Guys?
903
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:09,745
Guys, that house down the street
is giving out aluminum siding.
904
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,247
[munches] Mm!
905
00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:13,708
-Aluminuminummy!
-[Frobra hissing]
906
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:14,792
-[hisses]
-[roars]
907
00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:17,295
Hey, big balloon guys!
908
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,880
I gotta get a picture with them
for my album.
909
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,590
[camera shutter clicking]
910
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:22,883
[grunting]
911
00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:24,719
Those aren't nice balloons.
912
00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:26,470
They're messed-up Hack-A-Ween balloons.
913
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,639
And that means no more sneak-or-snacking.
914
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:29,849
Nuh-uh!
915
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:32,476
No one gets between me and my siding.
916
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,979
Time to blow up some blow-ups.
917
00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:40,192
[panting] So, shall we...
sneak... or snack?
918
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:41,360
[exhales, groans]
919
00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:43,529
[Captain] ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪
920
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:47,366
[narrator] Chapter Nine: The Second
Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter,
921
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,827
presented in Horror-O-Rama,
922
00:38:49,910 --> 00:38:53,164
because something that fun to say
can't be violent or scary.
923
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:54,957
Horror-O-Rama!
924
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,960
[echoes] Horror-O-Rama!
925
00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,588
I'm walking in the woods, alone, at night.
926
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:01,672
Seems safe to me.
927
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:06,177
-[screams]
-[narrator] Forest for the Screams.
928
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,554
-In theaters this Hack-A-Ween.
-[popping, people screaming]
929
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:11,932
I'm showering in my underwear.
What could go wrong?
930
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,310
-[screams]
-[narrator] The Final Shower.
931
00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:16,645
-In theaters this Hack-A-Ween.
-[balloons popping]
932
00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:19,398
I'm lost in an abandoned prison.
933
00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:22,568
Now, this was a bad call. [screams]
934
00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:24,737
[narrator] Don't Go
Into That Abandoned Prison.
935
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:27,239
-In theaters this Hack-A-Ween.
-[balloons popping]
936
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,658
[screams, grunts]
937
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:32,995
[wheezing]
938
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:38,542
Knocked... [wheezing]
939
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:42,338
...the wind... [wheezing]
940
00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:43,923
...out of me!
941
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:46,592
-[wheezing]
-[distant stomping, growling]
942
00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:48,260
Can't breathe!
943
00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:51,222
Can't breathe? That's a job for...
944
00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:53,474
Melvinhaler! Melvin, he's got the need!
945
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:56,227
Yes! Uh, yes! I am Melvinhaler!
946
00:39:56,310 --> 00:40:00,481
And by the power of bronchial dilators,
I will open your airways,
947
00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:03,901
expand your troubled lungs,
and end wheezing!
948
00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:05,361
Whoa, that needs work.
949
00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:06,946
[slo-mo shout]
950
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:18,541
[inhaler hisses]
951
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,586
[breathes deeply]
952
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,630
Thanks for the air, nerdy bear!
953
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,258
-Now, how do I let the air out of them?
-You don't.
954
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,844
Lieutenant Long Johns
and Deputy Drawers do!
955
00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:33,305
Courtesy of Mrs. Wrinklefoot,
who really stepped it up for Hack-A-Ween.
956
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:34,807
But how do we get into kabob range?
957
00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:37,184
Captain Underpants,
can you create a distraction
958
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,228
so we can get close enough
to burst those bubbles?
959
00:40:39,311 --> 00:40:42,106
I'm all distraction... and cheese!
960
00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:44,358
♪ Tra-la-lamb kabobs! ♪
961
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:47,027
The bounce stops here-- [groaning]
962
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,571
Ow! Whoa! Ow!
963
00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:49,864
[shouting continues]
964
00:40:51,198 --> 00:40:53,701
[both grunting]
965
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:54,910
[both shout, groan]
966
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,162
I can't pop them!
967
00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,496
So let 'em pop themselves!
968
00:40:57,663 --> 00:41:00,040
Can you bounce back from bouncing?
969
00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:03,210
[grunting]
970
00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:09,842
-[roars, clicking]
-[shrieks]
971
00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,097
-[roars]
-[shrieks]
972
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,015
[both pop]
973
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:19,935
[air hissing, squeaking]
974
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,898
Spin-offs for the Hack-a-win!
975
00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:25,232
[hissing]
976
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,150
[both scream]
977
00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:28,444
-[panting] Help!
-Help!
978
00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:32,406
[grunting]
979
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,742
Whoa, you're like a rubber wall!
980
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,285
I have those in my room.
981
00:41:36,368 --> 00:41:38,120
Time to pull out all the pops.
982
00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:43,417
Whoa!
983
00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:45,669
Kabobs!
984
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:51,258
[shouting]
985
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,677
-[rubber squeaking]
-[Captain straining]
986
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,804
[Captain screaming]
987
00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:56,722
[grunts]
988
00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:57,890
[grunts]
989
00:41:58,057 --> 00:41:59,350
[gasping]
990
00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,685
Why am I wet? Where are my pants?
991
00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:03,479
-Boom! We Hack-a-won!
-Yeah!
992
00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:06,982
Good thing this isn't one of those movies
where you think it's over, but it's not.
993
00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,151
Uh, anyone seen my house?
994
00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:10,653
-It's missing.
-[stomps]
995
00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:12,696
[stomping continues]
996
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:25,125
[roars]
997
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,002
-[George] Found it.
-But how is it moving?
998
00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:30,214
Well... [chuckles]
I may have blasted the house
999
00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:32,758
with the Inanimanitator
to bring it to life.
1000
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:33,968
I--
1001
00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:35,886
What? I was angry!
1002
00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:38,347
-Time for round two, Cap U!
-[snapping fingers]
1003
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:40,808
Don't snap at me! I'm not a bird!
1004
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:42,601
He's still wet. We're on our own.
1005
00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:44,895
We lost Halloween.
We can't lose Hack-A-Ween!
1006
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:48,357
Yes! We must save Hack-A-Ween
because I'm having fun now, so it matters!
1007
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,318
Don't worry,
nothing three spin-offs can't handle.
1008
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,696
I-I'm sorry, did you say three?
1009
00:42:53,779 --> 00:42:54,905
The Spinoffs!
1010
00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:58,826
Starring Lieutenant Long Johns
and Deputy Drawers and Melvinhaler!
1011
00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:00,077
By George and Harold.
1012
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:04,164
Sooooo, Halloween so!
1013
00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:07,418
The Spinoffs do what you always do
when your house is crawling with life--
1014
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,919
they called an exterminator.
1015
00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,380
Lieutenant Long Johns
and Deputy Drawers kept the house busy
1016
00:43:11,463 --> 00:43:13,591
with a heroic game
of ding dong ditch, ding dong!
1017
00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,009
[giggling]
1018
00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,261
While Melvinhaler took
a deep, cleansing breath
1019
00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:20,806
and turned the exterminator's tent
into the Nonexistent 2000.
1020
00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:22,266
Pssh-kank-sqwork Nonexistent!
1021
00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:24,476
The Nonexistent convinced
the stuff in the house
1022
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,770
it wasn't alive anymore,
and problem solved!
1023
00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:27,688
Spinoffs!
1024
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,607
[owl hooting]
1025
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:32,901
Gosh, good thing exterminators
take care of monster houses.
1026
00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:36,238
-So, when can I move back in?
-Not for a year, at least.
1027
00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:40,075
A bill? Seriously?
1028
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:43,078
[Mayor McChapper]
And while Hack-A-Ween wasn't perfect,
1029
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:47,958
it was the perfect reminder
that all kids love Halloween.
1030
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,501
-I feel like candy!
-Mm, mm, mm!
1031
00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:51,003
Even if they are adults.
1032
00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:53,339
-Candy rules!
-Mm, mm, mm. At any price!
1033
00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:56,300
And these costumes are inspiring!
[chuckles]
1034
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,636
-So good.
-I love being someone else.
1035
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,096
Are you a yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah mirror?
1036
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,014
[screams]
1037
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:06,226
So, all in favor
of bringing back Halloween?
1038
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,436
[all] Byah!
1039
00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:09,313
The byahs have it!
1040
00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:11,815
-Halloween is reinstated!
-Aah!
1041
00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:15,527
-Double byah! Byah!
-No! No!
1042
00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:16,445
Hey, look!
1043
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:17,863
[Krupp groans]
1044
00:44:17,946 --> 00:44:20,824
"Halloween meeting tonight.
Bring your own snacks."
1045
00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:23,994
"Halloween is back!
Get your ghost on."
1046
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:25,746
Ugh, sorry, Melvin.
1047
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:26,914
Oh, don't be.
1048
00:44:27,122 --> 00:44:28,957
I'm not really candy intolerant.
1049
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:32,044
That was just an excuse I used to minimize
the unpleasantness of Halloween.
1050
00:44:32,127 --> 00:44:34,129
I actually enjoy candy. Watch.
1051
00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:36,924
-See? I'm totally fi--
-[glass breaks]
1052
00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:39,551
[gagging, gasping]
I'm so sick!
1053
00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:40,969
[vomiting]
1054
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,680
[George and Harold]
Happy Hack-A-Ween!
1055
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,015
[theme music playing]