1 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:11,094 {\an8}- Life on the campaign trail isn't exactly glamorous. 2 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,429 {\an8}Why are we still sitting here? 3 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,097 {\an8}Yeah, why haven't we left yet? 4 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,057 {\an8}- Being away from home for months at a time, 5 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:18,476 {\an8}living out of a suitcase, chasing sources, 6 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:20,103 and writing stories 7 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,479 half the country won't believe anyway-- 8 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:23,523 it can be a grind. 9 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:27,610 But there are some days 10 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:29,612 that make it all worthwhile. 11 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:32,907 Because just when you think you know the whole story, 12 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:34,325 it changes. 13 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,746 Holy... 14 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,038 shit. 15 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:41,624 - What is she doing? - Oh, my God. 16 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:44,335 Look what was holding up traffic. 17 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,674 Is that Felicity Walker? 18 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:53,511 Felicity Walker. 19 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:56,431 What the hell is she doing here? 20 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,850 - Felicity Walker? 21 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,644 Oh, my God. 22 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:04,606 Felicity Walker-- 23 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,274 the woman who haunted my past 24 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:09,611 and would ultimately derail my entire future. 25 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,905 Of course, I didn't know that yet. 26 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:17,243 ♪ I am the passenger ♪ 27 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,745 It was three years ago when my editor 28 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,330 asked me to cover the first woman 29 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,290 with a real shot at the White House... 30 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:23,875 I'm an only child raised by a single mom... 31 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,502 A respected senator who reached 32 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,587 across the aisle to pass paid family leave 33 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,672 and a sweeping climate change bill. 34 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:31,508 She was scrappy and blunt 35 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:33,718 and made curtain bangs look good. 36 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,471 Now, as a reporter, 37 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:39,891 my job is to remain objective, detached. 38 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,434 But somewhere along the way, 39 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,937 I found myself rooting for Walker. 40 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,104 Yeah! 41 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:46,189 And I wasn't alone. 42 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,690 Everywhere we went, 43 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:50,026 she seemed to be capturing hearts and minds. 44 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:52,403 crowd: Walker, Walker, Walker! 45 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:54,614 According to Nate Silver's statistical needle, 46 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:57,450 she was a shoo-in to become the first woman president 47 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:01,579 and my career-defining front-page story. 48 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:04,123 See, that's the thing about being a campaign reporter. 49 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:06,167 Pick the right horse, and you can ride that baby 50 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,086 all the way to the White House, 51 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,964 TV, book deals, Pulitzers. 52 00:02:12,131 --> 00:02:14,008 But then... 53 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:16,010 she lost. 54 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:18,763 No one saw it coming. 55 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:22,225 In the end, it didn't matter how it happened or why. 56 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:24,561 It happened, and I was devastated. 57 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,396 That's the end of the era of... 58 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:27,522 I woke up the next morning 59 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:28,773 {\an8}to find that my meltdown 60 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:29,899 {\an8}went viral, 61 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,776 {\an8}thanks to Liberty Direct News. 62 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:33,361 {\an8}- ♪ Somebody tell me ♪ 63 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:34,737 {\an8}- At the time, I thought it was 64 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,447 {\an8}the worst thing to happen 65 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:37,740 {\an8}to a political reporter. 66 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:43,079 What a difference three years can make. 67 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:45,915 ♪ Too naughty, no die ♪ 68 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,834 ♪ You're my ride or die ♪ 69 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:56,301 ♪ You're my ride or die ♪ 70 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,177 And remember... 71 00:02:58,177 --> 00:02:59,846 Yes, I know she was at the hotel. 72 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,598 The whole world saw her show up at the hotel. 73 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,016 But why? Why is she here? 74 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,309 Where's Walker now? What-- 75 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,935 Oh, hang on. 76 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:07,854 That's--that's my editor. I'll call you back in five. 77 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,857 Bruce, I got three minutes. What do you need? 78 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:14,027 Your latest on Caroline feels like a clip job. 79 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,112 I mean, it's all sex, no substance. 80 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:18,072 Just the way our readers like it. 81 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:20,033 - No, dig deeper, dig deeper. - Uh-huh. 82 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,784 How many donors has she lost? 83 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:25,246 Is her party pressuring her to drop out before the caucuses? 84 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:26,789 - Yeah. - Do we know who 85 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:28,291 her super PAC is now gonna get behind? 86 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,960 - Yeah. - Are you even listening to me? 87 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,254 Of course I'm listening. 88 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,299 You're obsessing about Walker being in Iowa, aren't you? 89 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,842 I'm not obsessing. 90 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:40,178 I am investigating, which is my job. 91 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:43,806 No, your job is to follow Caroline Bennett. 92 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:45,642 Now, you begged me to put you on her bus. 93 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,435 I mean, you chose her. - I-- 94 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:50,063 I--to be fair, I chose her before we found out 95 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,523 she starred in "Eyes Wide Shut" the docuseries. 96 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:54,901 The fact that Felicity Walker is in Iowa-- 97 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,819 Is not the story on your beat. 98 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:59,238 You have a sex scandal involving produce. 99 00:03:59,238 --> 00:04:00,865 Walker is still the better story. 100 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:02,659 What is the story? 101 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,160 Why is she in town? 102 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,745 I-- 103 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:06,996 I don't know. 104 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,376 She's taken you down once, Sadie. 105 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,337 Do not let her do it again. 106 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,923 You know, I'm gonna find out why Walker's in Iowa, 107 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,176 and when I do, you're gonna front that shit on page one. 108 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:21,636 Bye. 109 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,972 {\an8}- It's so good having you here, Senator. 110 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,265 {\an8}And since we've known each other for a long time, 111 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:28,017 {\an8}let's just cut to the chase. 112 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,186 {\an8}Now that Caroline Bennett's all but out of the race, 113 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:31,646 {\an8}who are you planning to endorse? 114 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,356 Don't answer him, Haskin. 115 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:34,691 You're better than that. 116 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,901 Look at you, 117 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:40,196 watching two old white guys like they matter anymore. 118 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,864 You're right. 119 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:44,367 The Supreme Court is clearly swayed by social media, 120 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,702 which is why everything 121 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,120 is going so well for us in this country. 122 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,622 Yeah, they'll die off soon enough. 123 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,792 Who's that guy? - Tim Haskin, Iowa senator. 124 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,169 He decides who wins the caucus. 125 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:57,422 What do you mean Haskin decides? 126 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,090 The caucus is tomorrow night. 127 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:01,676 Before it starts, Senator Haskin will go on TV 128 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:04,012 and shake hands with one of the Democratic candidates. 129 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,597 That's his way of signaling to his constituents 130 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:08,474 who he wants to win. 131 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,768 The sheep will follow. 132 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:12,729 My job is to find out whose hand he's shaking 133 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:13,771 before he shakes it. 134 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:15,064 That's what you think 135 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:17,275 your job is as a journalist? - Mm-hmm. 136 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,359 That's so sad. 137 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:19,861 Breaking news, yes. 138 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,613 Also, voters are not sheep. 139 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:24,073 And--and you know that why? 140 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,658 Because of your many years of experience 141 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:26,951 on the campaign trail? 142 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:28,703 I'm sorry that you had to wear Spanx 143 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:29,996 just to be taken seriously. 144 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,414 I'd be pressed, too, if my insides 145 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,124 had been cinched for a century. 146 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,542 But I have news for you. 147 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:37,086 The establishment no longer decides for us. 148 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:39,047 Young people are engaged. 149 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,132 The world is changing. 150 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:42,425 You wanna bet? 151 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,554 Folks, I'm gonna ask you 152 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,931 to pray with me in just a minute. 153 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,433 Unbelievable. 154 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,310 This is unbelievable. Gary, are you seeing this? 155 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,603 Sorry, one second, just confirming 156 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,188 you prefer orchids to petunias. 157 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,439 Is Eric's mother still bothering you 158 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:57,774 with wedding stuff? 159 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,233 I told her you are not my assistant; 160 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,735 you're my embed. 161 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,612 But orchids. - Yeah, uh, not sure 162 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,447 she's fully grasping that distinction. 163 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,324 I will call Eric and tell him to try to wrangle his mother. 164 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,409 But I need you to put your phone down and look at this. 165 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:09,952 That's right, Rick. 166 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:11,621 In response to the sickening revelations 167 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,164 inside the Bennett campaign, the president... 168 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,832 - How many is that? - Three. 169 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:16,501 Three in the last 12 hours, 170 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,794 and it's always the same statement. 171 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,962 He's disgusted. She's disgusting. 172 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:21,464 Variations on a theme. 173 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,633 This is supposed to be our story, Gary. 174 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,134 We're the ones on Caroline's bus. 175 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,552 We should be the ones covering her scandal. 176 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,845 Caroline is talking right now, 177 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:28,971 and we're not filming it, so-- 178 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,848 The woman inserted a mango 179 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,475 into her own nether regions 180 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:35,061 and allowed a man to eat it out of her in public. 181 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,771 And mangoes can be so stringy. 182 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,440 They're calling this a sex club, 183 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,151 but there's gotta be more to the story. 184 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:43,820 Does it need more? 185 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,738 Maybe not, but if this is gonna be the thing 186 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,156 that takes her out of the race, 187 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:49,617 let's make sure it's for a good reason. 188 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:52,829 Like you getting on TV instead of Nellie Creamsicle? 189 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,247 Exactly. 190 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,873 Okay, grab your gear. - All right. 191 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:59,502 Accountability and atonement are my responsibility... 192 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:02,171 Hey. Did I miss anything good? 193 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:04,006 If you did, do you think I'd tell you? 194 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:06,175 And I know some of you folks thought, 195 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:07,760 well, she's just gonna run away. 196 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,012 She's just gonna go home after that vicious attack. 197 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:11,514 crowd: No! - Well, no, no, to be perfectly 198 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,975 honest with you, that thought did cross my mind 199 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,893 more than once last night. 200 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:17,979 But then I got a call from a friend, 201 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:19,772 a friend who believes in what it is 202 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,524 I'm trying to do here, 203 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,568 a friend who reminded me 204 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:26,320 that when the going gets tough... 205 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,990 The tough stay put! 206 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,701 - Felicity Walker! 207 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:36,205 ♪ You keep saying you've got something for me ♪ 208 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:38,207 Surprise! 209 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:40,251 My good friend Caroline Bennett. 210 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,962 - We love you, Felicity! 211 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:46,007 ♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪ 212 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:49,051 ♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪ 213 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:51,012 ♪ One of these days, these boots ♪ 214 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,431 ♪ Are gonna walk all over you ♪ 215 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,557 - Yeah. - Walker is throwing 216 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,725 her support behind Bennett. 217 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,018 Of course it makes sense. 218 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,394 I told you she was a better story. 219 00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:59,770 I mean, yes, they do seem close, 220 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,147 but I don't think we can call them lovers. 221 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,649 Yeah, lube, that's totally fine. 222 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:07,195 My manager. 223 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,696 I have to find a way to work SlippyDippy Intimacy Gel 224 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,406 into American workers getting fucked, 225 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:11,908 which I think is a cute collab. - I'm sorry. Sorry. 226 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,326 - Mm-hmm, yeah. 227 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,744 I think that's... 228 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,204 Branded content is the future of journalism. 229 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,663 Yeah, yeah. 230 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:18,956 Yeah, Bennett's meeting with the "Register's" 231 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:21,000 editorial board later today. 232 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,501 Okay, bye. 233 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:24,170 I am gonna punch the perky right out of you 234 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,088 if you don't calm down. - Oh, come on. 235 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:28,758 Even you have to admit that this is cool. 236 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,135 Walker showing up to support another female candidate 237 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:34,055 just proves that she is exactly who we thought she was. 238 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,890 Exactly who you thought she was. 239 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,600 I still have no idea why... 240 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,102 You are so obsessed with her. 241 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:42,063 I'm not obsessed. 242 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,814 I'm inspired. 243 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:45,316 She's inspiring. 244 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,985 She is power-hungry, like every other politician. 245 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,570 The only reason Walker is here 246 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:51,614 is because she is desperate to remain relevant. 247 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,991 That's a darker take. But if she'd won-- 248 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:56,160 - She didn't. - And that's on us. 249 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,745 The--us--not-- 250 00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:58,996 not us the media. 251 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:00,206 Like, us, the general-- 252 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,375 like, the voters, us. 253 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,378 Sadie McCarthy. 254 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,879 Don't look at me like that. 255 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,631 I had no idea you were so-- 256 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:12,301 What, stupid, naive, gullible, what? 257 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:14,136 Hopeful. 258 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:17,848 If I ever see you in a pussy hat... 259 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,934 I am kicking your pussy off the bus. 260 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,821 Of all the midrange hotel buffets in all the towns... 261 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,573 - Uh-uh, no, not doing this. - What's your problem? 262 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:37,326 You should be measuring your office in the West Wing. 263 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:40,997 Your candidate was dead. Carlos Danger dead. 264 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,040 But what--what-- what is that I hear? 265 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,500 Do I hear a-- 266 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,503 Oh, God damn it, 267 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:49,297 how can they be out of Swiss cheese already? 268 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:52,800 That's a heartbeat, baby. Caroline Bennett in the house. 269 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,719 Vital signs are looking good. 270 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,262 Mm. Sadie. 271 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:59,181 Look, I am very unhappy, 272 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:01,642 and now there is no cheese. 273 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,186 Can you take all this way down to, like, a two? 274 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,688 I need you at a two. 275 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,524 - Walker's gonna save Bennett. - That's the plan. 276 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:10,818 Not that I had any say in the plan. 277 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:12,361 You know, you'd think I would, seeing as it's, 278 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,655 I don't know, my job, but as it turns out, 279 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,324 Bennett doesn't give a shit what I think, so... 280 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,867 So here's what I'm thinking. 281 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,578 I'm thinking a Q&A with me, Bennett, and Walker-- 282 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,039 simple, straight to the point. 283 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,207 Huh. How's this for simple? 284 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,878 Hey, hey. 285 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,505 Caroline doesn't care what you think because... 286 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,549 because that's actually not your job. 287 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:37,011 Are you her campaign manager, her chief strategist? 288 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,055 Are you her best friend who was with her in the sixth grade 289 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,306 when she got her first period? 290 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,724 No, you're her press secretary. 291 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,727 That is your job. 292 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,604 Only a man would think he should have influence 293 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:49,482 over what a 62-year-old female presidential candidate 294 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,692 should be doing to stay in the race. 295 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:53,402 She lied to you. That sucks. 296 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,196 She lied to me, too, but I'm still here. 297 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,073 So why don't we pull up our big-kid pants 298 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,949 and win this thing, shall we? 299 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,746 Hmm. 300 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,126 I'll take that as a yes. 301 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,635 The Iowa Main Street Parade. 302 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,930 One last opportunity for presidential hopefuls 303 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:24,433 to rub elbows with the Iowans before the caucus. 304 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:28,020 It might look innocent, but it's actually a bloodbath. 305 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,605 And by the end of tomorrow, 306 00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:32,191 one of these candidates won't be left standing. 307 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,526 Senator Walker! 308 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,152 Senator Walker, it's "The Sentinal"! 309 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,488 Same goes for the reporters covering them. 310 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:39,281 We love you, Felicity. 311 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,450 And I love Caroline Bennett. 312 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,869 This woman here is the real deal. 313 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,497 Make sure to come out for her on Tuesday. 314 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:50,084 Senator Walker! 315 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,463 Okay. Lube. 316 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:55,673 Butter. 317 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:57,800 Lube. 318 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:00,886 Butter. 319 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,764 There's gotta be something here. 320 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,768 I know. 321 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:12,106 Not only that, I ate mac and cheese on a stick. 322 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,732 I had peanut butter and jelly on a stick. 323 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:14,900 I had catfish on a stick. 324 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,318 Okay, we can do a few questions, 325 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,570 but let's keep it brief, please. 326 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,155 Governor has a tight schedule. 327 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,573 Yes. Right here. 328 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,116 Kimberlyn Kendrick, Liberty Direct News. 329 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,118 Governor, in light of recent revelations 330 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,412 about your involvement with a fringe sex group, 331 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,913 what would you say to Iowans 332 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,249 concerned that your values don't align with theirs? 333 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,502 I think Iowans know, as most Americans do, 334 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:36,338 that the Resolute Desk isn't in the president's bedroom 335 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,631 for good reason. 336 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,341 The government shouldn't be involved 337 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,343 in the private lives of consenting adults. 338 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:44,513 Is that the same thing you would say to your daughter? 339 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:46,056 Okay. That's it for now. 340 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,558 Thank you, everyone. - Hey, hey. 341 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,851 You said a few questions. 342 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,144 - Thank you. - Governor Bennett! 343 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,438 Governor Bennett. You said a few. 344 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,386 Hey. 345 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:28,891 So you kind of ruined it for the rest of us back there. 346 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,186 And I know we answer to different people 347 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,562 who want very different things, but-- 348 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,231 No, I'm pretty sure we answer 349 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,942 to the same people: the American public. 350 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,069 And all they want is the truth. 351 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,243 Nice try, but Liberty Direct News 352 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,620 doesn't give a shit about the truth. 353 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,122 You care, though, which is why I'm appealing to you-- 354 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,959 If you say as a woman, this conversation is over. 355 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,919 As a journalist 356 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,337 who's in the same spot as I am, 357 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,089 trying to remain objective with a story 358 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,840 that is fundamentally not objective. 359 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,551 If Bennett were a man, we would-- 360 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,302 I would be going after him in the exact same way. 361 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,596 Oh, yeah? You'd be asking him how his children feel? 362 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,266 Really? That's bullshit. 363 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,726 Walker's support is going to give Bennett a second chance, 364 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,688 which means we get to stay on the trail. 365 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,773 Fuck the trail. 366 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,316 She lied. 367 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,985 And I think that once you've lied, 368 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,820 it is a journalist's job to make sure 369 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,697 there aren't other, bigger lies hiding. 370 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,407 That's what I'm doing, and that's what you 371 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,784 should be doing, too, but instead you're spinning. 372 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,494 You might think that what Caroline did 373 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,705 was just embarrassing, but a lot of voters 374 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:36,125 would call lust and gluttony two of the seven deadly sins 375 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,295 and would expect more from their president. 376 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,130 Maybe you should too. 377 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,135 Hi. Do we know who Haskin is endorsing yet? 378 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,720 Because I feel like with Walker here, 379 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,305 he might have changed his mind. 380 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,848 And if he is, throwing his support behind Bennett-- 381 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,891 - It's not gonna be Bennett. 382 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,476 Then why do you even care? 383 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,937 'Cause if she goes down, we're off the trail. 384 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,981 So be it. I miss my Pratesi sheets. 385 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,233 And why the shit does this girl have 386 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:04,361 900 posts of her eyebrows? 387 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,405 Who's Lauren H? 388 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,657 Lauren H is Senator Haskin's granddaughter, 389 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,660 who is cockblocking my very important standing date 390 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,203 with Senator Haskin's wife, 391 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,663 which means that I now have to-- 392 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:15,998 Kill her? 393 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,875 Or find something better for her to do. 394 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,501 If I can get her grandmother alone, 395 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,128 I can pry Haskin's choice out of her. 396 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,838 Ask Lola. She'll know what to do. 397 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,841 Or better yet, ask Lola to hang out with her. 398 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,426 I can't ask Lola. 399 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,094 We made a bet. 400 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,472 She thinks what I'm doing is irrelevant, 401 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,349 that the world has changed. 402 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,433 What did you bet? 403 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,684 If Haskin's pick wins Iowa, 404 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,061 Lola has to read Janet Malcolm. 405 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,812 - Maybe learn something 406 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,856 about what we're doing here. - Malcolm? 407 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,191 And if they don't? 408 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,942 Haskin's pick always wins. 409 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,694 I just have to find out who it's gonna be 410 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,029 before my father does. 411 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,406 Mm-hmm. 412 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,208 Senator Walker. 413 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:07,383 It is--it's quite a thing, you being here, Senator. 414 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,051 Your support of Governor Bennett 415 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,427 is very meaningful. 416 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,889 If you wanted to give me a quote-- 417 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,140 I don't. Thank you. 418 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,101 Ah. It doesn't have to be now. 419 00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:21,021 You must be exhausted. 420 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,731 You don't look exhausted. 421 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,608 You always manage to look so well-rested. 422 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,736 How do you do that? 423 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:31,740 But I was thinking maybe a Q&A, or, you know, 424 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,742 maybe we could do a sit-down. 425 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,077 I'd love for the "Sentinal"-- 426 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,917 Sadie McCarthy. 427 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,211 Still as bumbling as ever, I see. 428 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:48,632 - I'm sorry? - You should be. 429 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:51,844 You and your newspaper ruined my life. 430 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,263 You cost me the presidency 431 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,056 with your snark and your sarcasm 432 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,767 disguised as wit and whimsy. 433 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,478 And that viral meltdown that set women back 100 years, 434 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:02,563 that was embarrassing. 435 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:08,610 You wanna give Bennett a shot at the White House? 436 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,612 Stay the fuck away from her. 437 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,962 Hmm. 438 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,797 ♪ Just how cool could a cool thing hit ♪ 439 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,674 ♪ If a cool thing got more cool, real cool ♪ 440 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,468 ♪ Yeah, do your thing with a bang, bang, bang ♪ 441 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,095 ♪ And it goes like boom, boom, boom ♪ 442 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,682 ♪ If a cool thing got more cool, real cool ♪ 443 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,642 ♪ Yeah, do your thing with a bang, bang, bang ♪ 444 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,394 ♪ And it goes like boom, boom, boom ♪ 445 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,645 I need a favor. 446 00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,314 You want free lube, don't you? 447 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,191 It's not a problem; they gave me, like, a whole case. 448 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,318 A friend of mine would love to pick your brain. 449 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,653 If you agreed to meet with her tomorrow morning, 450 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:53,071 it would really help me out. 451 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,490 Wow. 452 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,785 This must be giving you, like, actual hives. 453 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,161 Sure, no problem. 454 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,830 I love an opportunity to speak to my base. 455 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,373 Journalists don't have bases. 456 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,083 It's possible we have a different definition 457 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,044 of the word "journalist." - There's only one definition. 458 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,505 Do you want my help or not? 459 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,256 - Yes. - Cool. 460 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,674 Oh, when I win the bet, 461 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,092 you don't just have to download TikTok. 462 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:17,096 You have to dance on it for my page. 463 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,681 Bye. 464 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,479 Okay, bad news. 465 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,439 They were out of Ding Dongs. - Shh, shh, shh. 466 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,690 Yes, of course. 467 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:29,858 Whatever time works best for your mom, 468 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,026 I'm gonna be there. 469 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,070 Okay. Sounds good, Delia. 470 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,822 No, you get some rest. 471 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,286 Okay, who's Delia? 472 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,206 Delia Brown is the daughter of Amanda Brown, 473 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,875 who was a participant in Caroline Bennett's sex club 474 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,545 and is willing to give me an exclusive interview. 475 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,631 Kimberlyn, that is a very big deal. 476 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,466 So let's go over your last batch of questions, 477 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,134 and then we can compare notes. 478 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:57,803 Okay, yes. About that. 479 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,721 I actually haven't had a chance to work on those yet. 480 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,890 Your future mother-in-law has gone from texting to calling, 481 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,559 and let's just say the woman is a talker. 482 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,811 I need you to focus. 483 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,106 This moment is not just about beating Nellie. 484 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,067 We have an opportunity to prove to everyone on that bus 485 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,735 that what we do at Liberty Direct 486 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,737 matters just as much as what they do. 487 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,490 I won't let you down. 488 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:22,244 And I will call Eric and deal with all of that 489 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,163 after the interview. 490 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,131 Pulling an all-nighter to prep for the caucus. 491 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,967 I like it. - Mm. Mm-mm. 492 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:40,095 I'm going over some of the features on Walker 493 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,597 from the last cycle. 494 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,933 I always thought they were delightful, but maybe-- 495 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,810 maybe I'm wrong. 496 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,187 Like--like this story where I-- 497 00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:51,064 I mention her favorite snacks. 498 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,567 - Three sliced avocados? - Exactly. Yes. 499 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,153 I thought that was a fun detail. 500 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,614 But maybe Walker didn't want the world 501 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,115 to know what she eats. 502 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,534 A lot of people can't afford avocados. 503 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,287 Maybe I made her seem out of touch. 504 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,539 You know, you're a journalist, not a publicist. 505 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,791 And the fact that I even remember that detail 506 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,627 proves it was a good piece. 507 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,795 Oh, God, and then there's-- 508 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:18,383 there's this one where I-- I said she was exhausting. 509 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,761 I didn't mean she was exhausting. 510 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:24,139 I meant that being on the trail was exhausting. 511 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,432 Ugh. 512 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,728 - Sadie, Sadie. 513 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:33,607 Your style of journalism, it's observational. 514 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,318 Now, you hold a mirror up to the candidate, 515 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,112 and if they don't like what they see, 516 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,364 that's not your fault. 517 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,701 Maybe I'm just not good at this, Bruce. 518 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:51,458 Maybe I should stick to writing about Chinese mallards and-- 519 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,670 and not interfere with the state of American democracy. 520 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,130 You wanna go back to writing obits? 521 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,007 What the fuck is going on out there? 522 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,594 Mm, that's room service. Gotta go. 523 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,931 Wait. Did I order room service? 524 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,317 You're not a cheeseburger. 525 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,738 I got you the Q&A with Bennett. 526 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,281 Oh. 527 00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:24,866 Okay. 528 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,035 That's what you wanted. 529 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,578 What? It is. I did. 530 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:29,830 Yeah, thank you. 531 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,755 So are there any, like, questions you-- 532 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,090 specific questions? 533 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,383 You wanna brief me 534 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,884 on what I should ask? - Oh--oh. 535 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,553 Oh, yeah, that. No. 536 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,514 That--mm. That won't be necessary. 537 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:51,143 I mean, I don't really care. I don't-- 538 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,936 I don't work for Caroline anymore. 539 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:55,063 What? 540 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:56,064 I quit. 541 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,317 What? 542 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,318 No! - Yeah, yeah. 543 00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:02,195 Oh, my God. 544 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,782 What happened? - I just-- 545 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:08,410 - What happened? 546 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,040 What happened? 547 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,960 Honestly... 548 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,712 you had something to do with it. 549 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,756 - No. - No, no, no, no. 550 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,716 Not like this was your fault or anything. 551 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,260 More like... 552 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:27,804 The way you were talking about her this morning, 553 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:31,099 all that--that energy and that enthusiasm. 554 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:37,773 I don't have it, not for her, not anymore. 555 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,983 You know, this job, it's-- 556 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:42,444 it's hard enough when you believe in the person 557 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,362 you're working for, but when you don't-- 558 00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:46,740 Why don't you? 559 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,117 - I don't know. I just don't. - But why? 560 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:53,622 Sadie, can you not be a journalist right now? 561 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,457 Just be my friend. 562 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,252 Yes. 563 00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:01,088 Yeah, of course. 564 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,673 Sorry. - Thank you. 565 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,262 This is a dumb business we're in. 566 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:11,473 Mm-hmm. This is true. 567 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:16,228 ♪ A thousand useless moving parts ♪ 568 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,524 ♪ Sometimes you spend your night ♪ 569 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,984 ♪ Too scared of getting closer ♪ 570 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:25,237 ♪ Hiding out in the back seat of your ♪ 571 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,156 All right, so let me just clarify something. 572 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,742 ♪ You tell yourself it's raining ♪ 573 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,620 So you no longer work for-- 574 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,122 for Caroline Bennett. 575 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:38,834 Thus, you are no longer a conflict at all. 576 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:43,547 ♪ You tell yourself it's better ♪ 577 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:44,965 Correct. 578 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,675 ♪ To jump before you fall again ♪ 579 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,510 ♪ Before you lose it all again ♪ 580 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,053 Interesting. 581 00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:54,683 ♪ Look up, do you see the sunlight ♪ 582 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,184 Interesting. 583 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:59,855 ♪ There's flowers in your hair ♪ 584 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,022 ♪ Hold on ♪ 585 00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,440 Interesting. 586 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,776 ♪ 'Cause somebody loves you ♪ 587 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,904 ♪ You know trouble's always gonna be there ♪ 588 00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:10,490 ♪ Don't let it bring you to your knees ♪ 589 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,200 ♪ Look up ♪ 590 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:16,913 ♪ Look up ♪ 591 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:17,873 Mm. 592 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:24,379 ♪ Don't let it bring you to your knees, look up ♪ 593 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:28,133 Sasha, I will need two Bloody Marys on the table 594 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,051 before my guest arrives. 595 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,345 Oh, they're already here. You're the third. 596 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,555 - The third? - Mm-hmm. 597 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,348 Is Senator Haskin joining us? 598 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,894 Gracie. 599 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,479 Dad... huh. 600 00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:44,107 What a treat. 601 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,443 Your father's been hollering to get together. 602 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,445 So when Lauren canceled on me last minute, 603 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,573 I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone. 604 00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:56,786 Well, what have I missed? 605 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,371 Catch me up. 606 00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,916 Oh, you know your father only likes to talk shop. 607 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,251 - Let me guess. 608 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:04,920 The Walker bump has everyone second-guessing 609 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,215 Bennett's chances. - Polls are bullshit. 610 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,591 But now that you're here, 611 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:12,302 we can discuss more important matters. 612 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,429 How's my granddaughter doing at school? 613 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,056 Annie's in college already? 614 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,434 I'm gonna need to see pictures. 615 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,452 Did I wake you? 616 00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:39,955 Shit. Sorry. 617 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,791 What time is it? 618 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:46,294 Time for me to go, unfortunately. 619 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,465 Are you going back to D.C.? 620 00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:53,301 No, not--not right this second, no. 621 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:57,222 Why do I suddenly feel weird? 622 00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:00,809 Mm-mm. Don't--don't feel weird. 623 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:04,187 I mean, hey, last night-- 624 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,772 last night was amazing. 625 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:08,066 This is not me running away from you. 626 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,568 No, this is just me late. 627 00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,445 Late? For what? 628 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:16,116 Sadie, I'll call you later, okay? 629 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,492 You took a shower. 630 00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:18,994 Where are you going? Why-- 631 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,288 You smell fancy. 632 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:22,414 What's happening? 633 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,082 I used your shower gel. 634 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,293 Didn't realize you were saving it for a special occasion. 635 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,006 Good luck with the interview today. 636 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,008 Oh, God. I forgot about that. 637 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:36,845 Do you know if Walker's... 638 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,263 gonna-- - No, no, no. 639 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:39,931 It's just gonna be you and Bennett. 640 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,683 Her choice, not mine. 641 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:44,185 12:15, room 204, okay? 642 00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:45,562 Sadie? - Mm-hmm? 643 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:46,563 Don't be late. 644 00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:48,189 All right, I love you. 645 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,193 - That-- Fuck. 646 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:53,778 Yeah, it's--it's okay. 647 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,405 That's okay. 648 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,991 I mean thank--thank you. 649 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,451 Okay... 650 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,493 bye. 651 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:01,536 Bye. 652 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:13,089 What the fuck? 653 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:23,058 Oh, God. 654 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,940 - Can we tuck this guy in? - Yeah. 655 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:34,444 Is that comfortable? 656 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:36,571 It's fine. 657 00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:40,116 - Okay, you're all set. 658 00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:45,413 - Ready? - I really wanna-- 659 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:47,999 to thank you so much for taking the time to talk to us. 660 00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:49,751 Not everyone would be so brave. 661 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:53,046 Well, it was my daughter who encouraged me to speak out. 662 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:55,215 This new generation... 663 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,384 I envy them. - Don't we all? 664 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,135 Honestly, I never would have said a word to anyone 665 00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:01,471 if Caroline Bennett had been honest in the first place. 666 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:02,847 She made it sound like it was some kind 667 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,433 of hippie free love thing. 668 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:06,768 It wasn't like that. 669 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,436 I mean, maybe it was for people like her 670 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:10,480 but not for me. 671 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,941 What do you mean, people like her? 672 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,444 The ones who paid. 673 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:18,029 Paid? 674 00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:19,114 To eat the fruit. 675 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:22,909 - Mm-hmm. - Let's start. 676 00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:24,244 Great. 677 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:30,792 Who's ready for another glass? 678 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,002 Sadly, I have to get back to work. 679 00:28:33,002 --> 00:28:35,088 The caucuses are opening soon. - Look at you, 680 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:39,134 hustling like you're still 25 with something to prove. 681 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:42,303 If I were you, I'd be done. - Oh, you would not. 682 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:43,638 You know how it is. 683 00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,557 We don't get older. We just get better. 684 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,892 I have more energy now than I did when I was 30. 685 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,103 - Bullshit. - No, really. 686 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,147 In fact, if anyone should be retiring, it's you, Dad. 687 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:56,359 But then who would break the story about Tim's pick? 688 00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:58,403 I suppose it's different for men. 689 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:01,322 Their sense of self-worth is tied to their careers, 690 00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:02,699 which makes sense. 691 00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:04,492 Why does that make sense? 692 00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:06,828 Because they can't have children. 693 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:08,413 I'm sorry, but... 694 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,331 that kind of thinking is a little old-fashioned, no? 695 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:12,167 I mean, the world has changed. 696 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,043 The world hasn't changed, Gracie, 697 00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:16,087 just your news algorithm. 698 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:20,508 Tessy, now, when you leave here 699 00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,093 a little later on... 700 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,725 - All right. 701 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,768 I'm so glad we get another shot at this. 702 00:29:30,768 --> 00:29:32,770 - I owe you an apology. 703 00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:34,814 Last time you were here, you asked me 704 00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:36,983 how I was gonna break America's heart. 705 00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:38,568 - Right. 706 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:40,570 And I totally missed the mark on that one, didn't I? 707 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,197 Well, I mean-- 708 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,282 But now it's out in the open, 709 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:48,786 and I'm hoping that we can all just... 710 00:29:48,786 --> 00:29:50,330 move on. 711 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,957 So you and me, we get a do-over. 712 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,543 So let's do this over, shall we? 713 00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:57,504 Yes, we shall. 714 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:07,388 Sorry. 715 00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:13,144 Sorry, can I use your bathroom really quickly? 716 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,771 Yeah, sure. Of course. 717 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,650 Governor, we have a situation. 718 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,236 - What? - Well... 719 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,571 Oh, God. 720 00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:25,031 Which outlet? 721 00:30:25,031 --> 00:30:26,783 We believe it was Liberty Direct News 722 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,409 who broke the story first, but it's everywhere now, so-- 723 00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:31,287 What are you doing? - No, it wasn-- 724 00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:32,622 Are you recording this? 725 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:34,249 Well, we are on the record. This-- 726 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,792 No. This interview's over. Get out. 727 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:38,461 Out. Get out! - Excuse me. 728 00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:41,589 Who doesn't wanna be reborn, right? 729 00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,383 But I didn't have enough money to join. 730 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:44,884 That's when the man in charge 731 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:46,636 said there was another way I could pay. 732 00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:48,846 They had to eat the fruit off someone, you know? 733 00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:52,267 What happened your face? 734 00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:56,437 Lauren H happened to my face, 735 00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:58,231 thank you very much. 736 00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:01,484 Pretty sure she used a fucking Sharpie. 737 00:31:01,484 --> 00:31:05,488 I want dancing and singing when you lose this bet, okay? 738 00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:07,615 Dancing and singing--all of it. 739 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,784 Valid. 740 00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:12,412 Yo, I'm gonna need you to give me, like, 741 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,830 all the alcohol right now, please. 742 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,832 Tessy, hi. I am so glad you called. 743 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:17,917 I wanted to apologize. 744 00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:20,378 I'm the one who owes you the apology. 745 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:24,048 I never should have let your father hijack our breakfast. 746 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,801 Do you believe that man kept me there two more hours, 747 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:28,761 thinking I would spill the beans? 748 00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,513 Didn't even pick up the damn check. 749 00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:31,848 I believe it. 750 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,141 Screw that. 751 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,684 Women do get better with age. 752 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:36,894 And more than that, we have to stick together. 753 00:31:36,894 --> 00:31:38,688 You got a pen on you, sweetheart? 754 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,567 Always. 755 00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:46,821 Yeah. 756 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:53,661 Tessy, you are a gem. 757 00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:55,455 Talk soon. 758 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:04,297 I nailed down Haskin's endorsement. 759 00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:06,174 Get the news alert ready. 760 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:07,925 I need ten to file. 761 00:32:07,925 --> 00:32:10,136 The Iowa caucus. 762 00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:12,347 Unlike primaries, where voters show up 763 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,391 at their polling stations and fill out secret ballots, 764 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:18,519 Iowans declare their support by huddling together 765 00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:20,647 over homemade signs and apple pies 766 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:24,233 at various schools, churches, and community centers. 767 00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:26,861 Here, folks vote with their feet, 768 00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:29,697 standing together in different groups around the room 769 00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:31,199 as organizers count heads. 770 00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:33,201 It's a little like musical chairs, 771 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:36,120 except without the music... or chairs. 772 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,998 But the biggest fan club walks away with the cake 773 00:32:38,998 --> 00:32:40,667 and the delegates. 774 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,212 Hello, Mike. So glad to be here with you 775 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,922 live from Des Moines, Iowa, 776 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,256 where the Democratic caucuses 777 00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:48,800 just started a few minutes ago. 778 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,093 And we're here with Nellie Carmichael, 779 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,636 our White House correspondent. 780 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,054 They finally let you out of the briefing room, huh? 781 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:54,389 I asked nicely. 782 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:55,723 It's good to see ya. 783 00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:56,849 I mean, nobody should be talking 784 00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:58,393 about the president tonight. 785 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,144 How could he compete with a human breakfast buffet? 786 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:03,398 Exactly. That was quite an interview, Kimberlyn. 787 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,066 Thank you, Nellie. 788 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,901 I was really interested in getting down to the bottom-- 789 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:08,277 And yet somehow 790 00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:10,321 it seems like you missed the most important part. 791 00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:13,199 Are we talking passion fruit, coconut, 792 00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:14,909 or is this how they pawned off the honeydew 793 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:16,911 everybody picked off the fruit salad? 794 00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:19,122 Well, when I sat down with Amanda Brown, 795 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,332 one of the women involved, we learned that-- 796 00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:23,376 Wait, stop, Kimberlyn. Let's be real. 797 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:25,420 Caroline Bennett is not settling for honeydew 798 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,588 anytime in the near future. 799 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:30,800 Well, what this organization really did 800 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,927 was exploit these vulnerable young women 801 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,930 and turn them into indentured sex servants 802 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,682 for the whims of paying customers. 803 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,058 Basically, it was an all-you-can-eat 804 00:33:39,058 --> 00:33:40,768 fruit salad for $500. 805 00:33:42,478 --> 00:33:43,771 Yeah, I'd hate to know what they did 806 00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:45,314 with the watermelon. 807 00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:47,567 Oh, God, Kimberlyn, you kill us. 808 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:53,322 - What was that? - All right, everybody. 809 00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:54,866 It's time to caucus up. 810 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,909 Go to the corner of your candidate, 811 00:33:56,909 --> 00:33:59,120 and let's vote with our feet. 812 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,538 I don't know. 813 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:03,875 Geriatrics' corner's getting pretty crowded. 814 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:08,004 Whatever. It's only one caucus. 815 00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:09,589 They're happening all over the state. 816 00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,632 And the median age in Iowa is under 40. 817 00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:13,426 Yep, and I'm pretty sure 818 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:16,053 they're all at home right now watching TikTok 819 00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:18,014 or buying lube. 820 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,065 Hey, fam, your girl is back 821 00:34:28,065 --> 00:34:30,485 because it is caucus night here in Des Moines, 822 00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:33,654 and this middle school gym is honestly, like, kind of lit. 823 00:34:33,654 --> 00:34:35,865 But I have been hearing in the past couple days 824 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:38,659 that this entire caucus is a foregone conclusion, 825 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:41,037 that--that some old white guy 826 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:43,831 is gonna win because some other old white guy decided so. 827 00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,333 And you know what I think that is? 828 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:48,169 Some boomer fucking bullshit. 829 00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:49,837 If we've learned anything from the people 830 00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:52,006 that came before us, it's that we don't need to listen 831 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:54,675 and give in to a broken system. 832 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,178 I don't think we should be having it, y'all. 833 00:34:57,178 --> 00:34:58,471 I don't. No. 834 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,014 Because Cesar Chavez and Dolores Huerta 835 00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:01,557 were not having it. 836 00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:03,518 Because Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera 837 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:05,269 weren't having it. 838 00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:07,688 Because Sharifa Alkhateeb 839 00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:10,733 and--and Shirley Chisholm and Masih Alinejad-- 840 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:14,862 none of those people--they aren't and weren't having it. 841 00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:17,240 The best things that ever happened in this country 842 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,158 were because of people who didn't listen 843 00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:21,661 to old white men. 844 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:24,539 So today, Iowa, 845 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,707 I hope that's all of you. 846 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,552 Hey. 847 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:38,761 Nice scoop today. 848 00:35:40,012 --> 00:35:42,014 Your producers must be thrilled. 849 00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:43,558 Not really. 850 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,726 Didn't seem to move the conversation. 851 00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:47,395 Maybe not with your viewers, 852 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:50,314 but they were never voting for Bennett anyway. 853 00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:54,110 But you changed my mind, and that's no small feat. 854 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:56,529 Thank you. 855 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:59,115 I appreciate that. 856 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,741 Be honest. 857 00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:02,952 You were never really all in for Bennett. 858 00:36:04,161 --> 00:36:05,204 Why do you say that? 859 00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:07,206 Because you're not stupid. 860 00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:09,625 You don't want just any woman to be president. 861 00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,043 You want the right woman, 862 00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:14,088 and Bennett was never as good as Walker, 863 00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:16,257 not in your eyes, anyway. 864 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:21,053 You, Sadie McCarthy, are a true believer. 865 00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:24,432 God help you. 866 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,611 Motherfucker. 867 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,993 Sadie, hey. I was gonna call you. 868 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:45,578 You said you didn't believe in Bennett anymore. 869 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:47,914 So who do you believe in? 870 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,373 Wait. What? 871 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:50,875 Is Felicity Walker running again? 872 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,336 Is that why she came to Iowa? 873 00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:55,421 Let me rephrase the question. 874 00:36:55,421 --> 00:36:57,882 Are you working for Felicity Walker? 875 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:05,431 Sa--Sadie. Sa--Sadie, come on. 876 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:09,977 With caucus results being tallied, 877 00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:13,314 Iowans rejected scandal-ridden Caroline Bennett 878 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:16,150 in favor of Secretary Fergal P. Richards, 879 00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:20,488 thanks to an endorsement from Senator Tim Haskin. 880 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,198 Bless you, Sam. 881 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:30,122 So there's no movie of that book you're making me read. 882 00:37:30,122 --> 00:37:31,540 There's an audio version, though, 883 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,167 so might have to do that. 884 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:35,419 No need. I'm not gonna quiz you on it. 885 00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:36,671 A bet's a bet. 886 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,255 I keep my word. 887 00:37:38,255 --> 00:37:40,174 Although I do maintain that if you tried TikTok, 888 00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:41,509 you would love it. 889 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:44,011 You know, I know your whole shtick is 890 00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:46,514 to make it seem like everything you say is off the cuff, 891 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:48,182 but you clearly did your research. 892 00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:51,560 I always do. It's part of the job, right? 893 00:37:53,312 --> 00:37:54,605 Want a drink? 894 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,107 Nah, I'm gonna call my folks, 895 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,608 pop a gummy, say a little prayer. 896 00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,277 Now that Bennett's out of the race, 897 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,820 maybe my girl will get her own bus. 898 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:03,364 Mm. Your girl barely got 5% tonight. 899 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,825 She is not long for this trail. 900 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:08,035 Wanna bet? 901 00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:38,691 What, are you following me now? 902 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:42,945 We spent over 150 days together in Iowa, Senator. 903 00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:44,864 I know this is your favorite restaurant. 904 00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:47,158 I know everything about you, 905 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,618 including the fact that you're running again. 906 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:53,247 Just wanted to give you a chance to go on the record. 907 00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:55,958 Nice try, but we already covered this, Sadie. 908 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,919 Your reporting-- - You're not a fan. I got that. 909 00:38:58,919 --> 00:39:01,422 But you also said if I stayed away from Bennett, 910 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,674 that would help her chances. 911 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,594 Well, I stayed away. 912 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:10,056 I'm not the problem, Senator. 913 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,641 Maybe not this time, but-- 914 00:39:12,641 --> 00:39:14,477 No, I am--I'm not saying 915 00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:16,896 that I haven't made my fair share of mistakes, 916 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,647 and I'm sure I'm going to make many more. 917 00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:22,276 I am not perfect, but neither are you. 918 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:27,531 Which is kind of heartbreaking but also-- 919 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:28,991 also really liberating, 920 00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:32,453 because now I can just focus on doing my job. 921 00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:34,413 Now, I have it on good authority 922 00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:36,624 that you've hired a new press secretary, 923 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:39,585 you're having dinner with a top Democratic strategist, 924 00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:42,797 and I just confirmed with a realtor in New York 925 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,882 that the office space previously occupied 926 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:46,634 by your campaign HQ 927 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:49,637 was just leased to an LLC titled 928 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:54,266 Our Tomorrow Begins Today. 929 00:39:56,227 --> 00:40:00,314 So I'm gonna ask you one more time... 930 00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:04,652 Would you care to go on the record? 931 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:13,244 If not, I can just say you declined to comment. 932 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,746 Our readers love that. 933 00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:25,506 Take a seat. 934 00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:28,092 Let's make it quick. 935 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,349 Mm. 936 00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:36,642 Uh-oh. 937 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:38,811 What's wrong? 938 00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:41,021 Nothing. I'm fine. 939 00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:43,774 What? Was Terry not happy with the segment? 940 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,943 Look, for what it's worth, I thought you were fantastic. 941 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,361 No, he really liked it. 942 00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:48,988 He might even wanna make it a regular thing. 943 00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:51,073 What? That's great! 944 00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:52,825 So then why are you-- 945 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,370 I asked Eric's mother to stop bugging you, 946 00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:58,122 and she sent me a care package. 947 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:01,750 Except it feels more like a "fuck you" package. 948 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,627 I can help. 949 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:04,712 It's fine. 950 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,672 It's my wedding. 951 00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:09,383 I just don't know how I'm gonna do it all. 952 00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:11,302 I really thought that I could, but everything just feels 953 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,762 so much more intense than I thought it would be. 954 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:17,474 It's gonna be okay. 955 00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:22,229 But those flowers have to go. 956 00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:23,772 They're so ugly. 957 00:41:23,772 --> 00:41:25,816 They're hideous. 958 00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:28,777 Okay, let's talk color palettes. 959 00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:30,446 ♪ I'm broke, but I'm happy ♪ 960 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:32,990 - Actually, no, neither. 961 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,408 Neither. 962 00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:37,620 "The Journalist and the Murderer," 963 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,914 by Janet Malcolm. 964 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:41,540 Chapter one. 965 00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:43,417 ♪ I'm sane, but I'm overwhelmed ♪ 966 00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:47,379 Oh, Melon does not like what she be smelling. 967 00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:48,923 ♪ And what it all comes down to ♪ 968 00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:51,217 - Now Finn will get a sniff. 969 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,302 Finn disapproves of the pickle. 970 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:56,055 ♪ Is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine ♪ 971 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:58,766 Mm. 972 00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:00,809 This is Annie. Leave a message. 973 00:42:00,809 --> 00:42:02,269 Or better yet, text me. 974 00:42:02,269 --> 00:42:06,482 - Hi, Annie. 975 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,234 It's your mom. 976 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,277 I'm just--I'm watching this thing on TikTok, 977 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:14,156 and I have no idea why, but it is cracking me up. 978 00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:18,661 It's--it's this cat, and she looks like Norton. 979 00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:20,788 Do you remember Norton? 980 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:24,416 Ah, maybe you were too little. 981 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:27,544 Anyway, I'm just calling to say hi and-- 982 00:42:27,544 --> 00:42:29,463 If you'd like to send this message, press 1. 983 00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:32,758 If you'd like to rerecord your message, press 2. 984 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,469 ♪ Is that I haven't got it all ♪ 985 00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:38,389 ♪ Figured out just yet ♪ 986 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:41,350 Hey, it's me. 987 00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:43,477 Call me back, or I'm not paying for your phone anymore. 988 00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:46,272 ♪ And the other one is giving a peace sign ♪ 989 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:54,655 ♪ And what it all comes down to ♪ 990 00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,490 ♪ Is that everything's gonna be ♪ 991 00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:58,909 - Room service. 992 00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:01,161 Yes, finally. 993 00:43:01,161 --> 00:43:03,914 ♪ 'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket ♪ 994 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:07,251 ♪ And the other one is flicking a cigarette ♪ 995 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:14,341 ♪ I'm free, but I'm focused ♪ 996 00:43:14,341 --> 00:43:16,802 ♪ I'm green, but I'm wise ♪ 997 00:43:16,802 --> 00:43:21,974 ♪ I'm hard, but I'm friendly, baby ♪ 998 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:23,475 ♪ I'm sad, but I'm laughing ♪ 999 00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:25,060 You're not a cheeseburger. 1000 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:27,271 ♪ I'm brave, but I'm chicken shit ♪ 1001 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:31,275 ♪ I'm sick, but I'm pretty, baby ♪ 1002 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:36,322 ♪ And what it all boils down to ♪ 1003 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:41,285 ♪ Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet ♪ 1004 00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:01,240 Greg, move your head. 1005 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,367 Bye.