1 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:10,093 [heavy guitar music] 2 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:13,596 {\an8}[knocking on door] Grace, wake up. I need you. 3 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:16,099 {\an8}Kimberlyn, Lola, rise and shine. 4 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:19,477 Everybody, let's go downstairs. 5 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:20,770 Now. 6 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,105 I need at least six hours of sleep 7 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,606 to cover a brokered convention. 8 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:25,191 I just took a shit-ton of CBN. 9 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,776 - I'm prime time tomorrow. - Yeah. 10 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:28,278 You guys just get your beauty rest. 11 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,822 It's only our democracy at stake! 12 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,785 Dick Braun went from billionaire brainchild 13 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:38,621 of crypto, running the world's largest digital exchange, 14 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:40,039 to a wanted fugitive. 15 00:00:40,039 --> 00:00:41,666 His company, Pygmy FX, 16 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:44,461 valued at $52 billion, is now bankrupt. 17 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:47,964 The man, the legend, Dick Braun joins us now live. 18 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:49,174 [applause] 19 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,426 Bryce, thank you for having me. 20 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:54,429 You know, I was napping in my sleep sack, 21 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:55,930 and the maid comes in. 22 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,348 And I'm watching her, 23 00:00:57,348 --> 00:01:00,310 and I realized the regulators, the SEC, 24 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,645 they all have the IQ of this woman 25 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:06,232 who cannot figure out how to use a fitted sheet. 26 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,485 Why am I watching this when I should be sleeping? 27 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,986 Oh, no reason. 28 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:11,780 I just figured we could all use a little brush-up 29 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,157 on Dick Braun since I just found out he's the one 30 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:17,118 who paid for the dirt on Walker. 31 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:18,328 What? 32 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:19,746 I think he's using his billions 33 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,164 to meddle in the election 34 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,624 and try to get Hot White Guy elected. 35 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,667 So, you know, we need to stop him. 36 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:26,586 What do you mean, found out? Who told you? 37 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,588 Okay, well, even if this is true, 38 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,549 at least he's not the worst candidate. 39 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:33,092 But what if he is? 40 00:01:33,092 --> 00:01:36,554 What if Hot White Guy is the actual devil? 41 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:39,057 I mean, we've been giving this guy 42 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,684 a free hall pass for months. 43 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:43,019 Months! 44 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:45,855 Now he might be the Democratic nominee, 45 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,607 and what do we actually know about him? 46 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,902 What do the American people know about him? 47 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:52,612 Fucking nothing. 48 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:53,863 And that's on us. 49 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,699 We failed. - No, we didn't fail. 50 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:58,451 I don't spend my time vetting candidates 51 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,787 polling in the single digits. - Really? 52 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,747 Really, there's nothing that you wish you'd followed up on? 53 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,541 - No. Um-- - Hmm? 54 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:07,252 Maybe the car crash in South Carolina. 55 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,379 I still don't know who the mystery woman is. 56 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,048 My editor said there was no there there, so I dropped it. 57 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:13,216 We all dropped it. 58 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,676 I mean, we liked him. 59 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,636 Hell, even Lola liked him. 60 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,137 The man held a baby. 61 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,557 Okay, well, we still have time to fix this. 62 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:23,726 We gotta find out everything we can about Hot White Guy. 63 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:25,687 The roll call vote is tomorrow night. 64 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,772 Action Star's delegates are up for grabs, 65 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:29,899 so that means it's basically a two-way tie 66 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:32,485 between the Mayor and Walker, 67 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,112 and the delegates need to know the truth. 68 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,488 You know what? 69 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,907 That Ken Doll Mayor is always bragging 70 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:40,326 about his grassroots army of online donors. 71 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,786 I call bullshit. 72 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:44,581 I don't usually say this, but Lola is right. 73 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,583 We should look into all the angles. 74 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,419 Okay, I'm starting a group chain 75 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,712 so we can share our reporting. 76 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,589 {\an8}[phones buzzing, dinging] 77 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,215 {\an8}All right. 78 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:55,967 {\an8}I'm gonna scrub the shit out of the Mayor's background. 79 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,428 {\an8}Lola, follow the money. - Yeah. 80 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,846 Grace, follow the woman. 81 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,639 Kimberlyn, follow up with your GOP sources. 82 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,725 The first person who finds anything concrete, 83 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:06,394 run with it. - Calm down, Ben Bradley. 84 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:08,897 Oh, OTR-- on the record, baby. 85 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,941 - No, no, it's off the record. - Okay. I know. 86 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,277 I'm fucking with you. 87 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,030 Okay. 88 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,281 I'm ordering a pot of coffee. 89 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,699 - Okay, look, Sadie-- - Huh? 90 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,409 Do not beat yourself up about this, okay? 91 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:24,203 We're gonna figure it out, but you gotta get some rest. 92 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:25,121 Okay. 93 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:27,624 Yeah, I'll be right up. 94 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,168 [upbeat music] 95 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,419 {\an8}[phone dings] 96 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:37,425 {\an8}[phones dinging] 97 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:44,599 {\an8}♪ ♪ 98 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,938 [snoring] 99 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,192 Hey, whoa. 100 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,693 Hey, there she is. 101 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:57,278 What time is it? 102 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,864 Uh, almost 7:00. Did you spend the night here? 103 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:02,992 I, uh, I was working. 104 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,411 Where are you headed? 105 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:08,039 Catching an Acela home to D.C. 106 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,041 What about-- what about the vote? 107 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,793 It's in, like, less than 12 hours. 108 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,378 I will catch "The Sentinel's" needle 109 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,921 with the rest of the civilians. 110 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,881 I thought you were more of a Delta Shuttle guy. 111 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:19,092 Aw, you remembered. 112 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,555 Do you--do you really have to go? 113 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:27,850 Ah, well, there's nothing for me here, so. 114 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,644 Oh. 115 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,105 I mean, there's nothing for me to do. 116 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,815 Mm-hmm, right. 117 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,775 You, on the other hand, you got your hands full, you know? 118 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,819 Busy speaking truth to power, all that nonsense. 119 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,696 Mm, nonsense, all of it. 120 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,823 [sentimental music] 121 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,325 I gotta figure out my next move. 122 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:49,998 Hey, you're gonna be all right, McCarthy. 123 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:54,002 Okay? 124 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,087 Okay. 125 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,922 Come here. 126 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,010 Mm-kay. 127 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:09,183 ♪ ♪ 128 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:16,774 I'm your host, Mike Moriarty, 129 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:19,068 {\an8}and today, we've got a close one. 130 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:20,695 {\an8}We're here with Felicity Walker 131 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,780 {\an8}and Hayden Wells Garrett, neck and neck. 132 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:24,407 Felicity... 133 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,994 Lola, why does it smell like a hippie's armpit in here? 134 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,580 Oh, it's this Juniper Palo Santo partnership. 135 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:31,831 Why, you don't like it? - Ugh. 136 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,791 Can you hear me that, please? 137 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:35,126 Okay, fine. What? 138 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,502 I'll just burn it while you're at work. 139 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:39,255 Oh, no, that's not it, it's-- 140 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:41,966 I have an apartment here and a doorman 141 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:46,763 and a walk-in closet and a husband. 142 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,389 I should be home. 143 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:50,641 Well, what about Sadie's Hot White Guy assignment? 144 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,894 I don't even think I'm gonna be that much help with that. 145 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,354 Weirdly, all of my GOP sources like him. 146 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:57,565 Ugh, proof that he's a bad fucking dude, Kimberlyn. 147 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,150 Hey, look. 148 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,651 The second you guys find something, 149 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:02,862 I will shout it from the rooftops, okay? 150 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,113 I promise. 151 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,531 I still don't want you to leave. 152 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,325 Look, this has been super fun, 153 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:11,370 but it's time for me to face my life. 154 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,706 So does that mean I have to start packing up too? 155 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,333 No, Liberty Direct is paying for this room. 156 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,876 You can say. 157 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,127 Oh, thank God. 158 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:19,420 [knock at door] 159 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:24,967 Hello. 160 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:27,804 [playful music] 161 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:28,846 What? 162 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:30,598 You said it was on Liberty. 163 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,142 Hi, this is Sadie McCarthy from "The Sentinel." 164 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:34,352 You were on Parris Island 165 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,812 with Hayden Wells Garrett, right? 166 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,022 Would you be willing to go on the record? 167 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:39,899 Background? Anything? 168 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,026 And you served with the Mayor in Iraq. 169 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,820 Would you be willing to go on the record? 170 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,404 [busy signal beeps] Are you there? 171 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:47,657 Hi, this is Sadie McCarthy from "The Sentinel." 172 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,450 We're a newspaper. 173 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,202 And you served with the Mayor in Iraq. 174 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:54,580 Hayden Wells Garrett, he's-- he's running for president. 175 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,082 [busy signal beeping] 176 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,792 No, no, he's not-- he's not the president yet. 177 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,503 He's running. It's called a primary. 178 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:03,089 Just--never mind. It's fine. Thank you. 179 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:07,844 [phone ringing] 180 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,098 Sadie McCarthy. 181 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,891 Declan Morales. 182 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,978 Finally. Finally. 183 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:19,355 Look, I know that Braun is backing the Mayor, 184 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:22,900 and I could tell that something was up from his time in Iraq, 185 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,861 but no one's giving me anything usable. 186 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,070 I need your help. 187 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,530 I'm dropping you a pin. 188 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,614 Meet me in an hour. 189 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,950 [inquisitive music] 190 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:35,079 ♪ ♪ 191 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,247 {\an8}[phone dings] 192 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:39,750 {\an8}[phone dings] 193 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:42,753 {\an8}[phone dings] 194 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:44,755 {\an8}[phone dings] 195 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,135 I thought we said no phones. 196 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:54,223 You are right. We did. 197 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:55,474 I'm sorry. 198 00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:58,519 That's a bullshit rule. What's going on? 199 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:00,771 Nothing, just--just work. 200 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:02,231 It's okay. 201 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:03,941 Does anyone have anything interesting to discuss? 202 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,985 [sighs, clears throat] 203 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,446 Well, I thought we'd see a show this afternoon. 204 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:11,240 - That's fun. What show? - "The Lehman Trilogy." 205 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,909 Oh, a three-hour play about an investment bank? 206 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,827 Sounds so fun. [phone ringing] 207 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:18,706 Uh, this is my editor, literally two seconds. 208 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,249 Walt, hi. 209 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:22,460 Yes, well--well, I am chasing something bigger. 210 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,837 Yes, bigger than a brokered convention. 211 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,423 Just find me a competent stringer 212 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:28,466 that can handle news of the day. 213 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,468 Is that too much to ask? 214 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:31,844 Thank you. 215 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:36,098 Everyone enjoying their pancakes? 216 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:38,601 They're really fluffy. 217 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,269 Maybe the Frick could be fun. 218 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,938 Fuck the Frick. What is happening? 219 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,356 So much. 220 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,150 So much is happening. 221 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,443 The Democrats may have 222 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:48,861 a Manchurian candidate on their hands-- 223 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,279 or he's the one pulling the strings. 224 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:51,572 I don't know which. 225 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:53,241 What I do know is that if I cannot find 226 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,825 a competent stringer who can handle the bullshit news, 227 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:56,494 I will never nail this story. 228 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,538 - Maybe I could help. - No, Annie. 229 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,039 I'm serious. 230 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,958 Before I destroyed my life by dropping out of school 231 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,668 and following a sociopath, 232 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,254 I was getting an A in New Journalism. 233 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,463 You were taking New Journalism? 234 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:08,965 You were getting an A? 235 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,801 Do you know the difference between background 236 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,427 and deep background? 237 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,731 Hey. 238 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,316 Hi. 239 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,821 How long you been standing there? 240 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,614 Not long. 241 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,367 Can I, um... - Yeah. 242 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,915 I thought you were staying at the hotel tonight. 243 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,292 Yeah, I was. 244 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,545 Then I missed my bed. 245 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:52,383 I missed you. 246 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:56,137 [sentimental music] 247 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,471 [sighs] 248 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,559 Well, thank God. 249 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,193 I don't mean to sound ungrateful, 250 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:14,697 but everything but "the" and "and" is redacted. 251 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:18,826 Everything you need to take down the Mayor is in there-- 252 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,036 and here. 253 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,999 Off the record? 254 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,292 Always. 255 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:30,004 I told the Mayor things, personal things. 256 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:33,215 I actually thought he was the most decent man I'd ever met. 257 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:35,134 Everyone thought that. 258 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,969 That's why Dick Braun handpicked him. 259 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:39,513 But then why would Braun pay 260 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:41,474 to dig up dirt on his own horse? 261 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,934 What better way to have leverage over a candidate 262 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:47,396 and the president than to know his darkest secrets? 263 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,483 And I should warn you, 264 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,568 we could both be arrested for having those. 265 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:53,986 You're a whistleblower. 266 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,488 We've got the First Amendment on our side. 267 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,407 Tell that to Snowden and James Risen. 268 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:02,244 The DOJ uses the Espionage Act to come after spies, 269 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,288 leakers, reporters. 270 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:05,623 [inquisitive music] 271 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,917 They can and will prosecute anyone 272 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,919 who disseminates government secrets 273 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,630 related to national defense. 274 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,341 Well, then I better get reading them. 275 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,262 We have to stop him from becoming president. 276 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:22,807 We will. 277 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,976 I promise. 278 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:28,687 Okay, my chocolate superstar, I'm ready. 279 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,523 Tell me all of it. Give me the details. 280 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,941 Don't spare me a drop. 281 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,734 Tell me everything. - Okay. 282 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:37,196 I mean, isn't that much of a story to tell. 283 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,031 Terry Heite called me into his office. 284 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,118 Terry Heite? Big Dog Terry Heite? 285 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,911 Big Dog Terry Heite recognized my big dog wife? 286 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,538 Is that what you're saying? - Stop it. 287 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,416 You're making me blush. - No, I'm proud of you. 288 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,502 Okay, so you get your own segment. 289 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,379 I get my own show. 290 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,798 He wants to roll it out during the convention. 291 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,758 So you're home now, right? 292 00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:59,468 You get to be home. That's what this means. 293 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,719 Yeah. 294 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,179 That's what that means. 295 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:04,473 Are you--are you being humble or are you 296 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,142 not that happy about it? - No, I'm happy. 297 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,601 Of course I'm happy. I'm happy. - Okay. You're sure? 298 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,103 - Yeah. - 'Cause it seems like 299 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,856 there's something you're not telling me then. 300 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,941 I have been considering some other options. 301 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,901 Because, you know, 302 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:19,113 Liberty has been a challenge, and I-- 303 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,740 And you rose to meet that challenge. 304 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,493 And that is exactly why now you get to do 305 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,704 what you've always wanted to do. 306 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,039 You get to do what you love, 307 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,792 and we can build a life together. 308 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,752 Maybe even a family-- 309 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,715 If that's still what you want. 310 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:42,595 That is the only thing I know for sure that I want. 311 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,730 [indistinct chatter] 312 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,194 ♪ I don't know much, but I know I've got ♪ 313 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,695 ♪ Je ne sais quoi ♪ 314 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:01,530 ♪ Ooh, la, la, la, ooh, la, la ♪ 315 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,491 ♪ Je ne sais quoi, ooh, la, la, la ♪ 316 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,326 ♪ Ooh, la, la, la, je ne sais quoi ♪ 317 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,161 ♪ Ooh, la, la, la, ooh, la, la ♪ 318 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,831 ♪ Je ne sais quoi, ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 319 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,500 I told you I'm freelance, 320 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,835 but I'm in Senator Walker's traveling press corps. 321 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:20,841 [sighs] I have to get inside. 322 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,134 Next. 323 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,677 ♪ Je ne sais quoi ♪ 324 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,971 ♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 325 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,975 I think Dick Braun is using the Mayor as his puppet. 326 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,394 He wants to control him. 327 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,480 And the Mayor isn't who he says he is. 328 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,482 You know those ads he's been running, 329 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,108 touting himself as a war hero? 330 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,361 All politicians embellish their personal stories. 331 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,821 No, I'm not talking about embellishment, Alex. 332 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:45,032 He lied about his entire story. 333 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,576 Are you saying that he was never captured by ISIS? 334 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:48,869 No, he was. 335 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,747 It just wasn't for an act of heroism. 336 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,999 He--he abandoned his post. 337 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,793 He was charged with-- 338 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:59,672 with desertion and misbehavior unbefitting of a marine. 339 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,257 Soldiers died searching for him, 340 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,968 and the Pentagon buried it. 341 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,262 And all of this is in those documents? 342 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,389 My source obtained them from the DOD, 343 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,890 the NSA--they're legit. 344 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,850 And we--and we need to move fast on this. 345 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:15,020 We have to publish before the roll-call vote. 346 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,481 Someone is going to win this election today. 347 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,358 The delegates need to know the truth. 348 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,319 Sadie, the roll call vote starts in less than two hours. 349 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:25,072 These are explosive, libelous allegations. 350 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,366 Our lawyers would need to do a thorough review. 351 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,034 Even if the documents are authentic, 352 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,412 we would be criminally exposed by even having 353 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,581 classified intelligence, much less publishing it. 354 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,458 And you would need to give the Mayor, Dick Braun, 355 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,627 anyone involved, time to comment. 356 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:41,463 [busy signal beeps] Sadie. 357 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,465 Sadie. 358 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,635 [suspenseful music] 359 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:51,473 ♪ ♪ 360 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,189 Who are you, and what have you done with my friend Lola? 361 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:01,859 I know, I know. 362 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,320 I just thought maybe if I dressed the part 363 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,280 then I would be let inside. 364 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,656 Nope. 365 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,533 Just made me more of a joke. 366 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:13,120 You know a young female journalist's superpower? 367 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,371 Nice tits? 368 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,998 Being underestimated. 369 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,376 I can't even get inside for them to underestimate me. 370 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,503 All of the big donors are in the arena. 371 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,005 If I'm gonna break this money story, 372 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,381 then I have to be in there with the money. 373 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,342 Fuck that. Access is a curse. 374 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,426 You don't need them. 375 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,636 What have you got so far? 376 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,720 Just show me. 377 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,347 Well, nothing concrete yet. 378 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,850 But my gut says... 379 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,685 if this Dick Braun crypto bro 380 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,979 was able to create an entire scam currency, 381 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,814 then he could have easily made an algorithm 382 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,359 to filter his donations to make them look like 383 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,860 they were small-dollar gifts. 384 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,904 Avoiding FEC laws like the Koch brothers 385 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,238 funding the Tea Party. - Exactly. 386 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,531 All right, let's stick with that, okay? 387 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,866 [phone ringing] 388 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,993 Brenda, can you give me ten seconds? 389 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,203 Okay, thank you. 390 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,913 This might be a lead on the accident. 391 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,748 Now, listen to me. 392 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,375 Party insiders and donors aren't your ticket. 393 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,544 You are an outsider, and not for much longer. 394 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,714 So use that and break the story. 395 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,257 Brenda, hi. 396 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,718 Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I'm all yours. 397 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,887 [cheers and applause] 398 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,389 Please take your seats. 399 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,474 The roll call is about to begin. 400 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,519 [suspenseful music] 401 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,354 Oh, yes, I love it. 402 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,355 Thank you, Monty. 403 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:28,529 ♪ ♪ 404 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,449 Welcome, everyone. Welcome. 405 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:35,411 We will now proceed with a roll call vote of the states 406 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,913 to nominate the Democratic Party's candidate 407 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,999 to become the next President of the United States. 408 00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:44,461 [cheers and applause] 409 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,968 Alabama, Heart of Dixie, home of the Crimson Tide, 410 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:55,013 casts all of its 52 votes to Senator Felicity Walker. 411 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:56,932 Yes, I have had a lot 412 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,767 of eye-opening background conversations. 413 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,519 I need to get something on the record. 414 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,939 So just think about what you would be willing to say. 415 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,399 Thank you. 416 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,776 The great state of Alaska, North to the Future, 417 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,237 The Last Frontier, has 15 delegates 418 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,030 to Senator Felicity Walker. 419 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,116 I know this sexy hacker in Shanghai 420 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,826 deep in with the dark-web shit. 421 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,411 I can get her on this. 422 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,705 Wait, can she tailor the search 423 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,540 to target a fundraising platform? 424 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,791 Absolutely. 425 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,293 Connecticut, The Charter Oak, 426 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,920 casts 11 votes for Senator Felicity Walker 427 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,674 and 49 for Mayor Hayden Wells Garrett. 428 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,388 Mr. Mayor, it's "The Sentinel." 429 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,639 We need to talk. 430 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,142 [sighs] 431 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,731 So, like, I fucked a guy in Tulum whose whole job 432 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,317 is to hide money for the rich. 433 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,152 You know, the web is the new Caymans. 434 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,570 Huh. 435 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,490 A walled tropical garden of opaque transactions. 436 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,034 The great state of Georgia, The Peach State, 437 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,453 casts 32 votes for Senator Walker 438 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,207 and 73 votes for Mayor Hayden Wells Garrett. 439 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,500 Oh. 440 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,793 Anything on the mystery woman? 441 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,669 Mm, nothing usable yet. 442 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,671 Kansas, Home of the Jayhawks, 443 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,923 Amber Waves of Grain, 444 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,842 casts its 39 votes for native son 445 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,677 Mayor Hayden Wells Garrett. 446 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,055 Mr. Mayor, we need to talk. 447 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,140 It's urgent. 448 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,725 Sadie. 449 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,602 I was just fine-tuning my speech. 450 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,105 You have a way with words. Do you wanna help? 451 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,106 I don't. 452 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,694 So this digital fundraising platform, 453 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,363 it sounds pretty simple, right? 454 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,532 Totes. It's like buying followers. 455 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,742 Not that I've done that. - Mm-hmm. 456 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,328 {\an8}[phone dings] 457 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:44,540 {\an8}Kentucky, The Bluegrass State, Home of the Derby, 458 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:49,837 {\an8}proudly casts its 54 votes to Mayor Hayden Wells Garrett. 459 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:54,550 Mr. Mayor, I don't think you're hearing me. 460 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,386 I have official documents showing 461 00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,222 that you were dishonorably discharged. 462 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,558 So let me ask you this again. 463 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,561 Did you lie about your military record? 464 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:09,022 Sadie, I don't know who's feeding you this garbage, 465 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,275 but you know me. 466 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,943 It's not a denial. 467 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:16,405 Michigan, The Great Lakes State, The Wolverine State, 468 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,616 casts 32 votes for Senator Felicity Walker 469 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,578 and 93 votes for Mayor Hayden Wells Garrett. 470 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,538 According to his campaign, in the last quarter, 471 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,874 the mayor of Topeka received 5 million 472 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,544 individual contributions totaling $28 million, 473 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,629 breaking fundraising records. 474 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,965 But according to my sources, that amount came 475 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:39,219 from a single donor, the crypto criminal Dick Braun. 476 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,099 [sighs] 477 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,893 I spoke with Lizzie. 478 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,937 I'd want you to be Chief White House Correspondent. 479 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,231 That's--that's your dream, right? 480 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,691 Not like this, it's not. 481 00:19:56,361 --> 00:20:00,449 If Dick Braun is blackmailing you, tell me now. 482 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,284 We'll publish it, expose him. 483 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,495 West Virginia, The Mountain State, Heart of Appalachia, 484 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:08,624 casts 28 votes for Senator Felicity Walker. 485 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,460 Come on, Sadie. You can't be that naive. 486 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,211 You know that every single presidential candidate 487 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,005 has played dirty. That's the game. 488 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,840 What, you think that FDR didn't lie and root around in shit 489 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,926 just so he could implement the New Deal? 490 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,469 LBJ had to kiss a lot of assholes, 491 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,803 but thank God he did, 492 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,430 because he passed the Civil Rights Act. 493 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,141 He expanded Social Security, voting rights-- 494 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:29,436 bold, sweeping legislation that moved this country forward. 495 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,730 So what if he had to do some unsavory things to get there? 496 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,398 Spare me the sanctimony. 497 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,734 You're a fucking fraud, and I'm gonna tell the world. 498 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,819 Shh, shh, shh. 499 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,404 Do you hear that? 500 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,323 That's the sound of me becoming the nominee. 501 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:45,577 The Middle Coast proudly casts all of its 84 delegates 502 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,496 to Mayor Hayden Wells Garrett. 503 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,039 [cheers and applause] 504 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,499 Please congratulate the next 505 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,834 President of the United States... 506 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,337 I couldn't have done this without you. 507 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,713 Stick with me, McCarthy. 508 00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:58,924 We'll make history together. 509 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:02,010 [The Big Moon's "Wide Eyes"] 510 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:06,974 ♪ Who walked into the room? ♪ 511 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,476 [upbeat music] 512 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:15,482 {\an8}♪ Who walked into the room? ♪ 513 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,694 {\an8}♪ 'Cause it feels like crashing ♪ 514 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:22,364 {\an8}♪ And it feels like landing ♪ 515 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,867 {\an8}♪ And I want to dance ♪ 516 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:29,871 ♪ And I want to cry ♪ 517 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:36,753 ♪ Your wide eyes ♪ 518 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:42,718 ♪ Here is everything, I got nothing to hide ♪ 519 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:47,014 ♪ And I got your wide eyes ♪ 520 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,225 ♪ Your wide eyes ♪ 521 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,519 ♪ ♪ 522 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:00,777 Give me a minute. 523 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:13,957 [somber music] 524 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:21,131 ♪ ♪ 525 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,602 The pink bus was a mistake. 526 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,895 No. 527 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,354 The bus was epic. 528 00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:38,899 That's what the think pieces will say. 529 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,818 "Walker blew it again. 530 00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:44,279 She overplayed the woman card." 531 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:46,865 Senator, I am--I am so-- 532 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:49,159 Here, I think we can drop the formalities now. 533 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,368 Call me Felicity. 534 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,505 They were never gonna let me be president. 535 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,548 Felicity, I know-- 536 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,258 I know Dick Braun and the Mayor colluded to take you-- 537 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,593 Dick Braun? 538 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,720 That's what you think this is about? 539 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,139 Yeah. 540 00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:13,016 Who were you talking about? 541 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,726 The American people. 542 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:19,314 [stammers] Sen--Felicity, more people voted for you. 543 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,483 If it hadn't been for that fucking dossier-- 544 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,819 Sadie, it's over. 545 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:27,447 If it wasn't Dick Braun, it would have been someone else. 546 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:28,824 If it wasn't puppy play, it would have been 547 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,575 some other nothingburger scandal. 548 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:34,329 If it wasn't you, it would have been another journalist. 549 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:36,123 You're all the same-- 550 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,458 big egos, not very bright. 551 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,043 It's not about you and me. 552 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:43,130 It's the system. 553 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,549 God, that's depressing. 554 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,472 You called me an enigma on the front page 555 00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:54,349 of "The Sentinel." 556 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:57,185 - I just meant-- - No, you were right. 557 00:23:57,185 --> 00:24:01,857 Years of racist, sexist attacks-- 558 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:09,656 I put up walls. I developed a protective armor. 559 00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:12,367 But what did people want from me? 560 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,871 I think people just wanted you to be 561 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,664 the best version of yourself. 562 00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:21,960 Yeah, be yourself and you're playing a card-- 563 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,212 a race card, the woman card. 564 00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:29,384 Hide yourself and you're cold, calculating, a bitch. 565 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:36,224 We were harder on you because you're a woman, 566 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:37,976 because-because you're defensive, 567 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:40,187 because you're fucking impossible. 568 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,981 I'm sorry, but you kind of are sometimes. 569 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:46,484 But no candidate is perfect. 570 00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:49,571 And deep in my heart, 571 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:53,450 I always knew that you were a committed public servant. 572 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:57,078 You cared about the people the media ignored. 573 00:24:57,078 --> 00:25:03,627 And you would have made a great president. 574 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,465 I'd like to be alone now. 575 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:15,639 ♪ ♪ 576 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:21,770 The Democrats love to talk about diseased aliens 577 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,271 and trans-friendly daycares. 578 00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:26,524 But when the day comes, who do they elect? 579 00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:28,068 A straight white man. 580 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:29,653 They hate us 'cause they ain't us. 581 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,280 Felicity Walker is now a two-time loser. 582 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,116 You had to endure traveling the country with that woman. 583 00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:36,701 What do you think, Kimberlyn? 584 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,998 Kimberlyn? 585 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,833 You know what, Mike? 586 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:47,837 I'm gonna tell you what I think after traveling the country. 587 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:49,965 I think that we're in a recession. 588 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:54,386 I think folks are working longer hours for lower wages. 589 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,388 I think they can't afford to buy eggs 590 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,098 or fill up their gas tank. 591 00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:01,226 Their jobs have gone to China, their towns are boarded up, 592 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:04,479 their husbands are unemployed, their sons are on opioids, 593 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:05,939 their neighborhoods are unsafe, 594 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,524 and yet the liberals want us to believe 595 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,985 that the rise in crime is all in our heads. 596 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,945 If they're white, their economic anxiety 597 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,822 is dismissed as racism. 598 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,157 And if they're Black or brown, they can't vote Republican 599 00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,159 without being told they've somehow 600 00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:20,161 internalized white supremacy? 601 00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:23,873 We sit in our bubbles and we post our politics on Twitter. 602 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,084 But God forbid we actually do something 603 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,669 to improve people's lives. 604 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:30,005 Half of the country is screaming into an abyss, 605 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:34,217 and the other half is just too tired to scream at all. 606 00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:36,511 And then there's you, Mike. 607 00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:39,389 There's you and the rest of Liberty Direct News. 608 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:42,934 Instead of bridging the divide, you pour salt in it. 609 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:46,187 And the worst part is, you don't actually believe 610 00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:47,939 half of the vitriol you're spewing. 611 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,317 You exploit our viewers' deepest fears, 612 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,652 stoking grievances, inciting riots, 613 00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:55,697 and then you bring me out here to widen the audience 614 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,532 and make you feel a little less racist 615 00:26:57,532 --> 00:27:01,786 before retreating to your safe space at the Yale Club. 616 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,164 And yes, Mike, I know you went to Yale 617 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,874 even though you scrubbed it from your Wikipedia page. 618 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:08,543 And Nellie Carmichael, if you're watching this, 619 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,296 I know you saw "Hamilton"--twice. 620 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:13,923 You bitch. 621 00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:16,551 I am tired of being your token. 622 00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:17,927 I won't do it anymore. 623 00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:19,971 I'm tired of screaming into an abyss, 624 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:21,389 and you should be too. 625 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:24,434 Cut off cable news, quit Facebook, 626 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,644 get off Twitter, and get mad. 627 00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:28,813 Get pissed. Demand better. 628 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:32,067 Demand better of us because you deserve it. 629 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:35,403 And as for me, I promise to be less focused 630 00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:37,405 on lip gloss and ratings, 631 00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:40,825 and more focused on holding both sides accountable. 632 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:43,787 The future of our country depends on it. 633 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:47,749 I'm talking to you, Mr. Mayor. 634 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,758 You're the bloody money-in-politics beat reporter 635 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,552 for "The Wall Street fucking Journal," Brad. 636 00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:02,305 Do you wanna tell me how an influencer 637 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:05,433 beat us on the biggest money story of the cycle? 638 00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:08,520 Oh, for fuck's sake. 639 00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:13,024 [indistinct chatter] 640 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,945 - Over here. - Are you all right? 641 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:18,405 I got here as quickly as I could. 642 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:19,864 You gotta be freaking out right now. 643 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:20,949 No, I'm not freaking out. 644 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,283 You want a drink? 645 00:28:22,283 --> 00:28:24,786 No. You--did you not get fired? 646 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:27,622 Oh, yeah, I got fired. I got real fired. 647 00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:31,209 But I think that I have something else, 648 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:32,794 something better. 649 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,921 I don't understand. 650 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:37,632 Okay, the speech that I just gave 651 00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:39,467 was not exactly off the cuff. 652 00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:41,261 I've been writing it for a while. 653 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:43,471 But at first it was just, like, ramblings for myself, 654 00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:45,974 just a way to get my feelings off my chest. 655 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,518 Then I had an idea, and it was kind of a big idea, 656 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:49,978 so I didn't think that I could pull it off, 657 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:52,063 but I did, and I think that it worked. 658 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,523 What worked? 659 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:55,233 I do not--what the hell are you talking about? 660 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,735 Okay, I had a meeting with a media consultant 661 00:28:57,735 --> 00:29:01,656 named Johnny Beamer about launching my own media outlet. 662 00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:04,117 Nobody is talking to the center-right anymore. 663 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:07,454 Rational conservatives who have values like mine 664 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,122 don't have anywhere to go. 665 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:11,124 And Beamer liked the idea, but he didn't think that I had 666 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:15,170 enough followers and everything to really properly launch it. 667 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:18,840 So he thought that maybe I needed a viral moment. 668 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,177 And, baby, I am trending. Look. 669 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:24,387 I'm sorry, are you saying that you planned this? 670 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:25,889 [scoffs] 671 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:27,474 And you didn't bother to tell me? 672 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:29,350 Well, it's like I said. 673 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:32,896 I wasn't sure I really had the nerve to actually do it. 674 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,522 Yeah, but the whole meeting with Beamer, 675 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,107 this whole other life plan? 676 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:39,486 Girl, you clearly put a lot of work into this. 677 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:41,112 You built a pitch deck, didn't you? 678 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,324 [scoffs] We talked about everything 679 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,034 and you didn't think this was worth mentioning? 680 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,161 I tried to, but you were really happy 681 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,205 about the Liberty job, and I just-- 682 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,207 I felt like if I told you about this crazy idea I had, 683 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:53,583 you'd probably try to talk me out of it. 684 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:54,709 And then I would never take the risk. 685 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,085 Oh, so that's what I am. 686 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,587 I'm the guy that talks you out of stuff. 687 00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,339 No, I'm not saying that you're talking me 688 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,257 out of what I wanna do, I'm just--where are you going? 689 00:30:01,257 --> 00:30:03,009 You can't just-- - I gotta go. 690 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:06,387 I got a meeting that I pushed specifically to support you. 691 00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:08,556 And it sounds like you don't even want that. 692 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,892 In fact, Kimmy, I don't really know what you want. 693 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,602 I really don't. 694 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:15,772 [apprehensive music] 695 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:22,946 ♪ ♪ 696 00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:27,659 [phone dings] 697 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,418 [sighs] 698 00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:41,005 [phone buzzing] 699 00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:46,678 Sadie, why does the FBI want to see you? 700 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,054 Uh-- 701 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:49,806 Did you tell anyone about those documents? 702 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,891 No. No. 703 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:55,103 Not really. 704 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,438 [groans] I-- 705 00:30:57,438 --> 00:30:59,941 I reached out to the Mayor for comment. 706 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:01,693 I told him what I learned. 707 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,445 They want you down at the federal building now. 708 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:06,447 Now? But the convention is-- 709 00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:08,575 Sadie, I'm not asking. 710 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:12,495 Go. Now. 711 00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:14,080 [busy signal beeps] 712 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,750 [sighs] 713 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,044 So what's our next move? 714 00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:29,679 I'm crazy. 715 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,893 You're not here. No. You're not real. 716 00:31:35,893 --> 00:31:37,645 This is not--this is not-- 717 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,147 Said the reporter who has lengthy talks 718 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:41,941 with Hunter S. Thompson. 719 00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:43,484 Fair point. 720 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:47,572 I miss you, Bruce. 721 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,782 Oh, for the love of God and Johnny Cash, 722 00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:51,409 will you buck the fuck up? 723 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:52,827 Nobody said this caper would be easy. 724 00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:54,662 Come on, come on, we got work to do. 725 00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:56,205 What do you know? - Okay. 726 00:31:56,205 --> 00:32:00,376 We--we know Dick Braun is a--is a bad fucking dude. 727 00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:03,796 And he is backing the Mayor, who is most definitely a liar-- 728 00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:07,550 a liar who may or may not have reported me to the FBI. 729 00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:09,927 But none of it matters anymore. 730 00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,512 He won. - No. 731 00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:13,598 That's what makes it a better story. 732 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,016 Nobody wins a Pulitzer 733 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:17,935 for taking down a small-time mayor. 734 00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:20,229 Nope. He's the nominee. 735 00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:26,903 Why--why do you think Braun would back a nobody mayor? 736 00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:29,280 My best guess? 737 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,783 Braun knows the power of a pretty filter. 738 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:35,536 Put deregulation, pro-business, neoliberal policy 739 00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:37,121 behind the Mayor's glossy façade, 740 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:40,208 add the fact that he's a Democrat, 741 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:43,044 and most people won't realize that he is quietly shredding 742 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:45,129 our social safety net. 743 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:46,756 This is a great fucking story. 744 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:49,926 But I--God, I need a comment to publish, 745 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:51,177 and I'm supposed to drop everything 746 00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:52,220 and report to the Feds. 747 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,221 Well, fuck the feds. 748 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,555 You're a journalist. 749 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:57,058 But I can't even get near Hot White Guy 750 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:58,559 now that he's the nominee. 751 00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:00,895 You know there's somebody else out there 752 00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:02,605 who can confirm or deny this-- 753 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:03,815 all of it. 754 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:08,778 You gotta be kidding me. 755 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:10,738 You find Dick Braun, 756 00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:13,658 and you confront him with what you know. 757 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,618 Don't give up on this. 758 00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:18,162 And don't give up on yourself. 759 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:19,747 [sentimental music] 760 00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:24,127 My money's on you, Polar Bear, always. 761 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,384 Oh, God. 762 00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:37,974 [hopeful music] 763 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:42,520 ♪ ♪ 764 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,855 {\an8}[phone dings] 765 00:33:46,607 --> 00:33:47,692 {\an8}[phone dings] 766 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:50,695 {\an8}[phone dings] 767 00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:53,698 {\an8}[phone dings] 768 00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:03,583 Can I buy you a coffee? 769 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,377 - No, thanks. - Bloody Mary? 770 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,629 Uh, look, you're cute in a Steve Kornacki type of way, 771 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:10,381 but you are not my type. Sorry. 772 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:13,301 - I'm not hitting on you. - Why not? Fuck off. 773 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,595 [chuckles] Okay. Okay. 774 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,972 Uh, let's try this again. 775 00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:20,725 My name is Tate Winston Wade. 776 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,853 I'm the Washington Bureau Chief at "The Wall Street Journal." 777 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,605 We read your story on the Mayor's 778 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:29,317 online fundraising juggernaut with great interest. 779 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:30,651 Thanks. 780 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:32,487 So what are your thoughts on Feingold? 781 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:34,238 Mm, I prefer real gold. 782 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:35,823 [laughs] 783 00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:38,868 But here we were, so focused on holes 784 00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:42,997 in McCain-Feingold--soft money, sourcing at super PACs, 785 00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:45,082 chasing independent expenditures 786 00:34:45,082 --> 00:34:47,335 in a post-Citizens United world. 787 00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:50,171 But you came in with a fresh angle. 788 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,006 It's impressive. 789 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:54,008 I have no idea what you just said. 790 00:34:54,008 --> 00:34:55,176 You will. 791 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,390 Come work for me. 792 00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:13,194 Texting your girl tribe so early. 793 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,446 [chuckles] 794 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,573 Guess there's a lot to unpack after last night. 795 00:35:17,573 --> 00:35:18,783 It's the truth. 796 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,410 But I'm actually texting with Annie. 797 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:23,663 She got a lead on my mystery woman. 798 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:26,457 It's so great what you're doing. 799 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:29,043 Annie needs this type of encouragement from you, 800 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:32,046 even if it's just to build her self-esteem back up. 801 00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:36,384 Have you ever seen me blow smoke up anyone's ass? 802 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:37,510 No. 803 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,637 Our girl is on fire. 804 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:42,557 I'm telling you, Annie could have a future at this. 805 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,058 Well, we'll see. 806 00:35:44,058 --> 00:35:46,269 I mean, she's supposed to sign up for some classes 807 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:47,603 at community college next semester. 808 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:48,813 Fuck community college. 809 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,273 She wanted a gap year. 810 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:52,567 Let's make it worthwhile. 811 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:53,734 Okay. 812 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:55,486 You already have something in mind. 813 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:57,572 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, boy. 814 00:35:57,572 --> 00:36:00,741 All right, well, at least let me just get some coffee. 815 00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:02,618 [clears throat] - Here you go. 816 00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:04,745 [clears throat] 817 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:06,080 Thank you. [line trills] 818 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,498 Pygmy FX Manhattan. 819 00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:09,041 - Jay Carl, please. - Who's calling? 820 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,085 This is Sadie McCarthy from "The Sentinel." 821 00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:12,962 - Again? - Yes, again. 822 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,255 Please hold. 823 00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:16,507 Yeah, I'll hold. [knock at door] 824 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:17,967 Oh, shit. 825 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:26,642 So I was in Delaware when I realized, I don't have a home. 826 00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:28,769 Did you get rid of your apartment? 827 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:31,480 No, uh, the thing I'm-- I am trying to say, 828 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,817 Sadie, is, uh, you are my home. 829 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:38,821 Yeah, so, um, I was headed back to my sad, empty, 830 00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:44,160 very tidy Georgetown apartment, and I realized 831 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,787 I love your messy, mid-range hotel room. 832 00:36:46,787 --> 00:36:49,332 I love that you have 15 half-empty water bottles 833 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,083 all around you at all times. 834 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:54,503 I love that your power cords, they're constantly tangled. 835 00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:59,050 I love that you wear boxers in a freezing cold hotel room. 836 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:03,137 I love that you--you mumble about the Electoral College 837 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:04,805 in your sleep, and every morning, 838 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:08,059 it takes you 45 minutes to turn off your alarm. 839 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,685 I love that you eat more Twizzlers 840 00:37:09,685 --> 00:37:11,771 than could possibly be healthy. 841 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,981 I love that you are the only person 842 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:17,944 who understands this crazy lifestyle we've chosen. 843 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,654 [sighs] 844 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:21,489 Sadie McCarthy, you are the only person 845 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,074 who understands me. 846 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,159 [sentimental music] 847 00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:28,120 I don't know, I just figured I should tell you that. 848 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:35,294 ♪ ♪ 849 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,591 You do know "When Harry Met Sally" 850 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,843 is my favorite movie, right? - Yeah, I do know that. 851 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,261 Yeah. 852 00:37:44,261 --> 00:37:46,347 Now, how can I help? 853 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,848 Funny you should ask. 854 00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:50,601 Do you know Jay Carl, Dick Braun's press guy? 855 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,019 Yeah, I know Jay Carl. 856 00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:54,188 [MGMT's "Time to Pretend"] 857 00:37:54,188 --> 00:37:56,732 ♪ I'm feeling rough, I'm feeling raw ♪ 858 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:59,402 ♪ I'm in the prime of my life ♪ 859 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:02,196 [upbeat music] 860 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:04,240 VIP suite credentials? 861 00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:06,575 Your name's Malcolm? 862 00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:08,119 Yeah, that's correct. 863 00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:12,206 Jay Carl! Jay Carl! Jay Carl! 864 00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:14,500 Jay--I know you can hear me. 865 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,627 Jay. - What the shit, Sadie? 866 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:19,630 A story is about to run-- a very damaging story. 867 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:21,716 And the entire world is going to ask 868 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:24,385 why Mr. Braun didn't comment, and he's gonna say to you, 869 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:25,886 "Why couldn't you spin this for me?" 870 00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:28,055 And you'll say, "Oh, well, I could have, 871 00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:31,267 but, you know, I was a pussy." 872 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,811 My, we are a hotshot, aren't we? 873 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:35,938 Yeah, we are. 874 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:38,816 Wait here. 875 00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:47,324 [phones dinging] 876 00:38:51,078 --> 00:38:52,288 [laughs] 877 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,125 Yes, I'm heading there now, Mr. Beamer. 878 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:58,753 I'll meet you at the press check-in. 879 00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:01,422 Right, the social media tent. 880 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:04,258 Right. That sounds good. 881 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,474 Maybe we should get an Uber instead. 882 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,017 - [sighs] - Hey. 883 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,186 Grace. 884 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,021 Hey. 885 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,355 God damn this. 886 00:39:18,355 --> 00:39:20,191 God damn this fucking day. 887 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,358 What are you talking about? 888 00:39:21,358 --> 00:39:23,235 You crushed it last night. 889 00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:24,737 You're a viral sensation. 890 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:27,573 A viral sensation on the verge of divorce. 891 00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:29,950 And work won't love you back, right? 892 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:32,620 So where does that leave me? 893 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:33,746 Okay. 894 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,331 What happened? 895 00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:36,832 I don't know what happened. 896 00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:39,502 I don't--all I know is that you were right. 897 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,295 Everything that you told me back in Vegas-- 898 00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:42,963 everything you've been saying all along, you were right. 899 00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:44,965 We can't have it all. That's what it is. 900 00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:46,467 Okay, listen to me. 901 00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:49,220 There is no such thing as work-life balance. 902 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:50,888 It's all an ebb and flow. 903 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,890 Some days the work is good and the home life is shit. 904 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:55,643 Other days, it's the other way around. 905 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:58,062 What's fucking beautiful is that you have two things 906 00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:00,147 you care about that much. 907 00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:03,150 You have a husband who loves you and you love him. 908 00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:06,153 You two are gonna figure this out. 909 00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:10,157 We're all just gonna figure it out, you know? 910 00:40:13,452 --> 00:40:17,540 Now, Lola told me about Johnny Beamer. 911 00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:21,335 Does this mean you're starting your own media empire? 912 00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:22,795 That's huge. - I don't know. 913 00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,547 I don't know what it means. 914 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:27,133 Beamer says that I need more than one viral moment, so-- 915 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,676 Well, what about a scoop 916 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,928 that could take down America's Mayor? 917 00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:33,806 [playful music] 918 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:36,183 ♪ ♪ 919 00:40:36,183 --> 00:40:39,061 [indistinct chatter] 920 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:43,023 What do you say to allegations 921 00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:44,942 that you commissioned opposition research 922 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:50,156 on Felicity Walker in an effort to get Mayor Garrett elected? 923 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:52,199 [sniffs loudly] You still think anything 924 00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:54,201 you write in your paper matters? 925 00:40:54,201 --> 00:40:56,245 No. 926 00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,830 But I think the truth matters. 927 00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,707 I hate to break it to you, "Sentinel," 928 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:02,668 but the truth left the building a long time ago. 929 00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:04,837 Okay, this is not Russia, Mr. Braun, 930 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,297 and you're not some fucking oligarch 931 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,048 who can buy our democracy. 932 00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:09,675 [laughs] 933 00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:13,554 You know, you-- your fantasy about democracy, 934 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,055 it doesn't exist anymore. 935 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:16,599 You know, people vote out of fear, 936 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,559 misinformation, selfishness. 937 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:20,978 Our political system is a joke. 938 00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:22,813 No one is in charge. 939 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:25,149 It is a circus that never packs up. 940 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:27,401 And who better to step in and fill the void 941 00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:28,777 than the people in this room-- 942 00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:31,447 CEOs, titans of industry, entrepreneurs? 943 00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:34,491 Huh? Who else? Them, the unwashed masses? 944 00:41:34,491 --> 00:41:38,120 They'd elect a cantaloupe for a trip to Disney 945 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,122 and a blooming onion grease bomb at Outback. 946 00:41:40,122 --> 00:41:41,749 Democracy is not your plaything. 947 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,417 Ho-hoo! Whoo! 948 00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:45,961 Everybody, can I have your attention, please? 949 00:41:45,961 --> 00:41:47,588 Your attention, please, everyone! 950 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:48,756 Attention, please. 951 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:51,091 I'd like to introduce you to Sadie. 952 00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:53,260 Excuse me. 953 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:56,972 She thinks our democracy cannot be bought... 954 00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:58,098 [laughter] 955 00:41:58,098 --> 00:41:59,516 And that our future should rest 956 00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:01,810 on the morbidly obese shoulders 957 00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:04,230 of everyday fucking Americans! 958 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,440 How are we gonna break it to her 959 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,275 that our democracy is dead? 960 00:42:08,275 --> 00:42:09,610 It's fucking dead! 961 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:11,612 Can you hear me in the cheap seats? 962 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,530 [patrons cheering] It's dead! 963 00:42:13,530 --> 00:42:16,825 D-E-A-D, dead! 964 00:42:16,825 --> 00:42:18,994 [gasps] 965 00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:21,538 Peanuts? EpiPen! [gasps] 966 00:42:21,538 --> 00:42:23,374 Fuck you! - Oh, shit! 967 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:26,377 [patrons gasping] 968 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:30,297 [Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate Son"] 969 00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:34,218 [upbeat rock music] 970 00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:37,596 [cheers and applause] 971 00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:44,478 ♪ ♪ 972 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:49,316 ♪ Some folks are born made to wave the flag ♪ 973 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:53,153 ♪ Ooh, they're red, white, and blue ♪ 974 00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:56,657 ♪ And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief" ♪ 975 00:42:56,657 --> 00:43:00,619 ♪ Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord ♪ 976 00:43:00,619 --> 00:43:03,706 ♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪ 977 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:08,335 Please welcome to the stage Hayden Wells Garrett! 978 00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:11,088 ♪ It ain't me, it ain't me ♪ 979 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:14,341 ♪ I ain't no fortunate one, no ♪ 980 00:43:14,341 --> 00:43:18,137 ♪ Some folks are born silver spoon in hand ♪ 981 00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:22,016 ♪ Lord, don't they help themselves, no ♪ 982 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:25,060 [laughs] Thank you. 983 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,520 Thank you. 984 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,605 To the chairman and my great friends 985 00:43:28,605 --> 00:43:32,109 in the Wisconsin delegation, and to all my fellow Americans 986 00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:34,361 on both sides of the political aisle, 987 00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:35,946 it is with deep humility 988 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:40,868 and profound gratitude I accept your nomination 989 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:43,495 for the Presidency of the United States. 990 00:43:43,495 --> 00:43:46,206 [cheers and applause] 991 00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:47,666 {\an8}May God bless you, 992 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:50,294 {\an8}and may God bless the United States of America! 993 00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:53,839 ♪ Some folks inherit star-spangled eyes ♪ 994 00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:57,051 ♪ Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord ♪ 995 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:59,136 ♪ And when you ask 'em... ♪ 996 00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:01,305 How did we get it so wrong? 997 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:03,640 Why did we give him a pass? 998 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,352 Were we blinded by youth? 999 00:44:08,395 --> 00:44:09,688 Ambition? 1000 00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:12,858 Cynicism? 1001 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:16,070 Hope? 1002 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:19,114 As I watched him on stage, it hit me. 1003 00:44:19,114 --> 00:44:22,034 We had become unwitting agents of the patriarchy, 1004 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:24,578 and it would take all of us to stop him. 1005 00:44:24,578 --> 00:44:27,206 [cheers and applause] 1006 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:32,252 [intense music] 1007 00:44:32,252 --> 00:44:39,093 ♪ ♪ 1008 00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:06,745 We have a warrant to search for the classified materials. 1009 00:45:06,745 --> 00:45:09,373 Right now, agents are ransacking your apartment, 1010 00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:11,417 your hotel room, your mom's house, 1011 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,709 your boyfriend's apartment. 1012 00:45:12,709 --> 00:45:14,461 Is he really my boyfriend? 1013 00:45:14,461 --> 00:45:16,964 We will find them. 1014 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:19,508 Go ahead. 1015 00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:23,887 I don't have them. 1016 00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:30,727 ♪ ♪ 1017 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,127 Can I go now? 1018 00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:56,962 [Tom Petty's "I Won't Back Down"] 1019 00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:59,381 The boys on the bus would have knifed each other 1020 00:45:59,381 --> 00:46:00,549 to get the story. 1021 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:03,051 We were supposed to be rivals, 1022 00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:05,929 nemeses, vicious competitors. 1023 00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,223 Instead, we became a family, 1024 00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:12,227 bonded together to save our democracy or go down trying. 1025 00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:16,356 ♪ You can stand me up at the gates of hell ♪ 1026 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:20,486 ♪ But I won't back down ♪ 1027 00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:24,698 ♪ No, I'll stand my ground ♪ 1028 00:46:24,698 --> 00:46:28,660 ♪ Won't be turned around ♪ 1029 00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:33,290 ♪ And I'll keep this world from dragging me down ♪ 1030 00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:37,461 ♪ Gonna stand my ground ♪ 1031 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:41,256 ♪ And I won't back down ♪ 1032 00:46:41,256 --> 00:46:46,345 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 1033 00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:50,390 ♪ There ain't no easy way out ♪ 1034 00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:54,728 ♪ Hey, I ♪ 1035 00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:58,649 ♪ Will stand my ground ♪ 1036 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:02,653 ♪ And I won't back down ♪ 1037 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:07,366 ♪ No, I won't back down ♪ 1038 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:12,412 [mellow music] 1039 00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:19,586 ♪ ♪ 1040 00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:33,702 Greg, move your head. 1041 00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:35,162 Bye.