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<i>I cannot tell you</i>
<i>how disappointed I am in this team.</i>

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<i>Chuck, hand me my eye drops.</i>
<i>I'm dryin' out here.</i>

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<i>We talked about this.</i>

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<i>Hand me everything</i>
<i>until the patch comes off, okay?</i>

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<i>I'm workin' with one eye, Chuck. One eye!</i>

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<i>Okay, I never thought</i>
<i>one of you would betray me,</i>

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<i>so imagine my surprise</i>
<i>when I found out who it was.</i>

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<i>[dramatic music plays]</i>

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<i>[tools whirring]</i>

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<i>[engine revs]</i>

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<i>-12.47.</i>
<i>-Yeah, great stop, guys.</i>

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<i>-Wow. That was really fast.</i>
<i>-Yeah. That's how we do.</i>

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<i>Did we do everything? That </i><span style="style2">was </i><i>fast.</i>

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<i>[mutters]</i>

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<i>I think that was the last pit.</i>

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<i>-We're gonna make top ten.</i>
<i>-[Chuck and Kevin groan]</i>

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<i>-What are you doin'?</i>
<i>-What?</i>

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<i>You guys have some stupid superstition?</i>

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<i>-It's not superstition. It's science!</i>
<i>-Oh, you really kicked us in the jimmies.</i>

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<i>It's not too late. Cut your hair.</i>

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<i>I just spent two years growing out</i>
<i>breakup bangs. No one touches my hair.</i>

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<i>Just cut a piece! You gotta cut a piece.</i>
<i>This is unbelievable.</i>

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<i>What? No--</i>

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<i>-Wait. Wait. Where's the vibration?</i>
<i>-How bad is it?</i>

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<i>Wait, wait, wait. What's going on?</i>

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<i>Jake's car</i>
<i>is supposed to be attached to that.</i>

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<i>Science wins again. [sighs]</i>

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<i>"Nobody touches my hair."</i>

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<i>[quietly] So selfish.</i>

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<i>[theme music playing]</i>

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{\an8}<i>Morning, guys.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Hey. Why doesn't he have to wear</i>
<i>the new uniform?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Maybe he couldn't undo the button</i>
<i>and get the shirt over his head.</i>

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{\an8}<i>How do I put this delicately?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Uh, I'm the driver,</i>
<i>so I'm more important than you guys.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[chuckles] That is funny.</i>

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{\an8}<i>That's what the last driver said</i>
<i>before I fired him.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-I'll take a men's medium.</i>
<i>-Yeah. I think--</i>

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{\an8}<i>If rock-hard abs</i>
<i>make anyone uncomfortable, look away.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Jake, what are you doing?</i>
<i>-Uh, crunches, mostly.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Um, I try to eat right.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Okay. Good morning.</i>
<i>Uh, everybody gather round.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You're all looking good in your new unis.</i>

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{\an8}<i>After yesterday's race,</i>
<i>we're back down to 27th in the standings,</i>

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{\an8}<i>but, on the bright side,</i>
<i>the wheel finished fourth,</i>

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{\an8}<i>so… good job, wheel.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Pretty cool seeing that flaming wheel</i>
<i>hop into the infield. Huh?</i>

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{\an8}<i>[chuckles] Looked like a shooting star.</i>
<i>I wanted to make a wish.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You know what that wish would be?</i>

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{\an8}<i>That wish would've been,</i>
<i>"I wish we had four wheels."</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, on to more positive news.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Fake Steak is thrilled with the reaction</i>
<i>they're getting from Jake's commercial.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-[all murmur]</i>
<i>-Come on. Lay one on us, Jakey.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-I don't know.</i>
<i>-[Chuck] Come on, Jake.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Do your thing.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yep.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-[Beth laughs]</i>
<i>-[all cheer]</i>

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{\an8}<i>I have a few other new, exciting upgrades</i>
<i>that I made around the office.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Starting today,</i>

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{\an8}<i>we are replacing all of our junk food</i>
<i>with healthier options.</i>

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<i>Huh. A tire fell off our car,</i>
<i>and donuts are our problem.</i>

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<i>Well, you haven't tried the new stuff.</i>
<i>It's delicious.</i>

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<i>[Kevin] Yeah. I'm sure</i>
<i>there's a perfectly good reason</i>

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<i>Catherine's making us eat, uh--</i>

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<i>Ooh. Seaweed strips? [chuckles]</i>

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<i>That was a bad pull.</i>

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<i>Uh… Ooh. Kale chips?</i>

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<i>Boy, it just gets worse from there.</i>
<i>There's not a good one in the bunch.</i>

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<i>Actually, studies have shown</i>

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<i>that eating healthier</i>
<i>dramatically increases productivity.</i>

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<i>Yeah. I read that in </i><span style="style2">Bore Fest Magazine</i><i>.</i>

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<i>I know change can be hard,</i>
<i>so to sweeten the pot,</i>

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<i>I've instituted</i>
<i>a new Employee of the Month program.</i>

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<i>Okay, so to motivate the team,</i>
<i>you made yourself Employee of the Month?</i>

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<i>Congratulations, Catherine. That's huge!</i>
<i>You haven't even been here a month.</i>

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<i>No, no.</i>
<i>I just put my picture in as an example.</i>

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<i>If I were eligible,</i>
<i>I would just glue this in here.</i>

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<i>Yeah. I'm sure</i>
<i>people will be just as impressed</i>

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<i>with my Employee of the Month plaque</i>
<i>as they are with my two Purple Hearts.</i>

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<i>I thought it was one.</i>

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<i>Did you fight another war</i>
<i>over the weekend?</i>

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<i>I fight that war every night, Kevin.</i>

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<i>All right,</i>
<i>I see you're not motivated by pride,</i>

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<i>so how about I throw in</i>
<i>a cash bonus of… $1,000.</i>

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<i>-[Jake] Oh, yeah!</i>
<i>-Yes. I can finally get my gutters fixed.</i>

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<i>Please tell me that's code for something.</i>

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<i>[chuckles] Nope.</i>

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<i>Do you realize how sad that sounds?</i>

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<i>-I do now.</i>
<i>-[Kevin] Yeah.</i>

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<i>You got a second?</i>

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<i>I know what you're gonna say. And, yes.</i>

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<i>If you make me Employee of the Month,</i>
<i>I will wet your beak.</i>

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<i>What does that even mean?</i>

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<i>That means if you give me $1,000,</i>
<i>I will kick you back $300.</i>

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<i>Five hundred.</i>

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<i>Congratulations.</i>
<i>That was a test, and you passed.</i>

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<i>So what are we gonna do about Ed?</i>

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<i>We can't keep a guy</i>
<i>who forgets to put a tire on.</i>

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<i>[sighs]</i>
<i>He didn't forget to put it on, all right?</i>

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<i>He… forgot to attach it to the car.</i>

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<i>I'm way ahead of you.</i>
<i>I was already planning on firing the guy.</i>

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<i>I'm just thinking about</i>
<i>the best way to do it.</i>

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<i>Crazy thought. Um, just walk up to him</i>
<i>and say he's fired.</i>

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<i>I find it helps if you bite the inside</i>
<i>of your mouth so you don't smile.</i>

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<i>Okay, here's the thing.</i>
<i>I hired Ed because he's very strong</i>

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<i>and he can throw around</i>
<i>heavy things really fast.</i>

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<i>I'm a heavy thing.</i>

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<i>[rock music playing]</i>

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<i>Hey, Ed.</i>
<i>This where you, uh… eat lunch? Whoa.</i>

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<i>What you got going on there?</i>

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<i>Uh, this is Waldo.</i>

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<i>He's a little sad today.</i>
<i>Pepper didn't come home last night.</i>

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<i>Yeah. I, uh,</i>
<i>think I might have seen Pepper</i>

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<i>on the side of the road, "sleeping."</i>
<i>You know what I'm saying?</i>

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<i>Listen, I wanted to talk to you</i>
<i>about what happened on Sunday.</i>

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<i>That was totally on me.</i>

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<i>Yeah, well,</i>
<i>you know what's gotta happen now, right?</i>

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<i>Yep.</i>

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<i>I'm gonna finish lunch,</i>
<i>get back in there, and be better.</i>

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<i>Hmm, that's not what I'm sayin'.</i>

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<i>I'm sayin',</i>
<i>I think your future's less in there</i>

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<i>and it's… it's… it's more out there,</i>
<i>kind of with… with Pepper.</i>

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<i>[chuckles] Well, that's the dream.</i>

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<i>Let me be very clear,</i>
<i>but not in a way that angers you.</i>

125
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<i>-It's time to leave Bobby Spencer Racing.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

126
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<i>Catherine was very adamant,</i>
<i>and if you're upset about it</i>

127
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<i>and wanna take it out on something,</i>
<i>that's her car.</i>

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<i>It's the red one. Go crazy.</i>

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<i>-I just want us to be cool. You know?</i>
<i>-Yeah, we're good.</i>

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<i>-[Kevin] Okay.</i>
<i>-Okay?</i>

131
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<i>I'll pack up my stuff</i>
<i>and get outta here, man.</i>

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<i>Okay. How about a fist bump</i>
<i>on the non-porcupine-saliva hand?</i>

133
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<i>-They're both saliva hands. Bring it in.</i>
<i>-Okay. In I go.</i>

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<i>That's rabies on the jacket.</i>

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<i>[on speaker] </i><span style="style2">Hi. You've reached</i>
<span style="style2">the voicemail of Catherine Spencer,</i>

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<i>president and CEO of Bobby Spencer Racing</i><span style="style1">.</i>

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<i>But enough about me.</i>
<i>Tell me about you. After the beep.</i>

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<i>[line beeps]</i>

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<i>Hey. I just wanted to let you know</i>
<i>I, uh, handled the Ed situation.</i>

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<i>Uh, I was kind but firm.</i>

141
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<i>Just like I am with the ladies.</i>

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<i>I was just joking there. Um…</i>

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<i>Not how I am with ladies.</i>
<i>I'm always kind with them.</i>

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<i>You know, it's, uh--</i>

145
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<i>Ugh. Not that I need</i>
<i>to let you know how I treat ladies.</i>

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<i>It's not like I'm hitting on you.</i>

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<i>Not that there's anything</i>
<i>wrong with you. Uh…</i>

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<i>You seem like</i>
<i>a perfectly serviceable woman.</i>

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<i>Anyway, uh, Kevin said he fired Ed.</i>
<i>This is Amir. Goodbye.</i>

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<i>Kevin, we have got to do something</i>
<i>about Catherine.</i>

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<i>Hey. Shh. I don't want her to know</i>
<i>we're talking about her, okay?</i>

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<i>Now she's definitely gonna know.</i>

153
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<i>People close blinds all the time.</i>

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<i>Why'd you close the blinds?</i>
<i>Who are you talking about?</i>

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<i>Catherine.</i>

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<i>Ugh! There's literally</i>
<i>nothing to eat out there.</i>

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<i>I've been licking Advil</i>
<i>for the sugar coating.</i>

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<i>And am I the only one</i>

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<i>who's concerned about the security cameras</i>
<i>she put everywhere?</i>

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<i>I don't need the government</i>
<i>watching everything I do.</i>

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<i>I'm sure the CIA</i>
<i>wants to watch you trim your toenails</i>

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<i>by the loading dock.</i>

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<i>-Yeah, we see you.</i>
<i>-Okay. Okay.</i>

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<i>I forgot. Are blinds closed</i>
<i>"don't come in" or "do come in"?</i>

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<i>I got it wrong once with my parents.</i>

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<i>Come on. Come on in. Come in.</i>
<i>We're complaining about Catherine.</i>

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<i>[sighs] I know. Right?</i>
<i>These shirts are the worst.</i>

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<i>I don't care about the shirts.</i>
<i>I just miss Bobby.</i>

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<i>He'd visit my desk, ask how I was doing.</i>
<i>He'd bring me cannolis on my birthday.</i>

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<i>He'd always ask me</i>
<i>if I wanted to go golfing.</i>

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<i>I'd remind him I don't golf. [laughs]</i>

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<i>Oh, we would laugh.</i>

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<i>The bottom line is, I used to look forward</i>
<i>to coming to work and seeing Bobby.</i>

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<i>Now I just hope</i>
<i>I don't run into Catherine.</i>

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<i>You're the boss, Kevin.</i>
<i>You gotta fix this.</i>

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<i>Okay, listen.</i>
<i>She's the worst, okay? But what can we do?</i>

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<i>I tried to quit last week.</i>

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<i>There's nothing out there. [sighs]</i>

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<i>We just gotta make the best of it,</i>
<i>all right?</i>

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<i>Think of this as war, all right?</i>

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<i>Our best odds of getting home</i>
<i>in one piece is to stick together.</i>

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<i>Actually, your best odds</i>
<i>are to shoot yourself in the calf</i>

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<i>and scream for a medic.</i>

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00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,455
<i>So, just to be clear,</i>
<i>you've earned no Purple Hearts.</i>

185
00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:16,262
<i>Jake, did you notice the front end</i>
<i>tightened up more when we put more wedge--</i>

186
00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:19,097
<i>-Is that a real donut?</i>
<i>-Uh-huh. There's a whole box. Grab one.</i>

187
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:22,063
<i>No, no, no. Catherine said</i>
<i>she doesn't want us to eat this.</i>

188
00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:23,314
<i>This could be a trap.</i>

189
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,856
<i>Oh, cannolis?</i>

190
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:26,818
<i>Nope.</i>

191
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,612
<i>Nope.</i>

192
00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,065
<i>-Uh-uh.</i>
<i>-What are you doing?</i>

193
00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:32,533
<i>Checking for jelly.</i>

194
00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,242
<i>Money. [smacks lips]</i>

195
00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,491
<i>Why don't you do what the rest of us do?</i>

196
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,158
<i>Guess, and when you're wrong,</i>
<i>choke down something you hate.</i>

197
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,037
<i>Just keep pushing it down.</i>
<i>Bite after bite.</i>

198
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,035
<i>And hope it gets better.</i>
<i>But why should it? Nothing's gonna change.</i>

199
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:53,218
<i>You know, if you ever decide to go off,</i>
<i>you'll tell ol' Chuck first, right?</i>

200
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,600
<i>Morning.</i>

201
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,138
<i>-Oh! You all right?</i>
<i>-What happened?</i>

202
00:09:57,221 --> 00:10:00,391
<i>Yeah. No, no, I'm fine.</i>
<i>Everybody's fine, thanks to me.</i>

203
00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:03,064
<i>[sighs]</i>
<i>Neighbor's cat got stuck up in a tree.</i>

204
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,734
<i>Way up there. It was crying.</i>

205
00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:07,862
<i>And I saw this white-tailed hawk</i>
<i>just circling, so I--</i>

206
00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:11,864
<i>I said, "Know what? Not today, hawk."</i>
<i>And I just shimmied up there.</i>

207
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:16,074
<i>What, what? Hold on, Kevin.</i>
<i>Since when do you shimmy up anything?</i>

208
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,872
<i>When a cat is in danger</i>
<i>and my adrenaline is flowin', okay?</i>

209
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:24,123
<i>I can shimmy whenever I want.</i>
<i>The point is, the hawk came at me.</i>

210
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,126
<i>I went to throw a palm strike to it.</i>

211
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,878
<i>It dodged the palm strike,</i>
<i>got in close, tried to peck me.</i>

212
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:31,631
<i>I grabbed it,</i>
<i>whipping it around, feathers everywhere.</i>

213
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,474
<i>Threw it out.</i>
<i>On the way down, talon, right to the eye.</i>

214
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,973
<i>You punched a hawk and then got donuts?</i>

215
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,064
<i>You're like a cop but in the sky.</i>

216
00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:42,725
<i>I didn't get donuts.</i>

217
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,688
<i>If you didn't get 'em, then who did?</i>

218
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,189
<i>Oh, no. This is a trap.</i>

219
00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:48,266
<i>Morning.</i>

220
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,189
<i>Oh, no.</i>

221
00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,026
<i>Yeah, I'm okay. Don't worry about it.</i>

222
00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,111
<i>It's the hawk</i>
<i>who's in trouble. Big trouble.</i>

223
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,277
<i>Featherless hawk,</i>
<i>floating around somewhere now.</i>

224
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,946
<i>Amir! Try a cannoli.</i>

225
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,706
<i>Yeah, Amir. Try a cannoli.</i>

226
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:17,931
<i>[muffled] Thank you.</i>

227
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,510
<i>I thought</i>
<i>you didn't want us eating anything good?</i>

228
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,227
<i>Ah, I reconsidered.</i>
<i>I do have a fun side, you know.</i>

229
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:28,938
<i>-I can see by the way you're telling us.</i>
<i>-Hey. Sorry I'm late. I had a morning.</i>

230
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,561
<i>-And so did you.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

231
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,898
<i>Kevin's pretending</i>
<i>he saw a white-tailed hawk</i>

232
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,573
<i>1,000 miles from its natural habitat.</i>

233
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,153
<i>Work on your lies, Kevin.</i>

234
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,030
<i>I'm sorry I'm not in my shirt.</i>

235
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,577
<i>I spilled coffee on my uniform,</i>

236
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,000
<i>and this was the only clean thing</i>
<i>in my car.</i>

237
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,869
<i>My grandma bought it for me</i>
<i>for our bingo Tuesdays.</i>

238
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,877
<i>And before you make any jokes, she's dead.</i>

239
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:52,995
<i>Relax. I love that.</i>

240
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,047
<i>On weekends, you'll often find me wearing</i>
<i>my "Rosé All Day" shirt. [chuckles]</i>

241
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,802
<i>[chuckling] Oh, cut loose.</i>

242
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,545
<i>Besides, I've been thinking,</i>

243
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,637
<i>we're all in uniform</i>
<i>when we're at the track.</i>

244
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,313
<i>Nothing wrong with showing personality</i>
<i>around the office.</i>

245
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,272
<i>Question. Uh, is shirtless a personality?</i>

246
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,189
<i>If it was, I'd be life of the party.</i>

247
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,527
<i>[shaver buzzing]</i>

248
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:20,611
<i>Hey. Did you notice how Catherine</i>
<i>brought in donuts this morning?</i>

249
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,528
<i>Oh, boy.</i>

250
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,865
<i>We have officially run out</i>
<i>of interesting things to talk about.</i>

251
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,998
<i>No, no, no. Hear me out.</i>

252
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,581
<i>The other day, everybody's bitching</i>
<i>about all the changes,</i>

253
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,205
<i>and today, what? She's undoing them?</i>

254
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:35,052
<i>'Cause I'm okay if we just sit here</i>
<i>and cut each other's hair in silence.</i>

255
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,921
<i>Like… like… like the cannolis.</i>

256
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,877
<i>Amir mentioned those in private.</i>

257
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,507
<i>How did she know about those?</i>

258
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,554
<i>-Uh…</i>
<i>-Well, you're done.</i>

259
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,096
<i>Huh. That is a little weird.</i>

260
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,810
<i>Then you didn't talk to her?</i>

261
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,600
<i>No. Which means somebody in that room did.</i>

262
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,524
<i>Huh.</i>

263
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,732
<i>And after you told all of us</i>
<i>that we had to stick together?</i>

264
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,063
<i>I… I don't know, Kevin.</i>

265
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,528
<i>Maybe someone did it</i>
<i>to become Employee of the Month.</i>

266
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,569
<i>Get that 1,000 bucks.</i>

267
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,241
<i>That is a solid motive.</i>

268
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,950
<i>I've done more for less.</i>

269
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,278
<i>-Could be any one of them too.</i>
<i>-[shaver buzzing]</i>

270
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,946
<i>-I mean, Amir's weak.</i>
<i>-[Chuck] Mm.</i>

271
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,405
<i>Catherine would crack him open</i>
<i>like a pistachio.</i>

272
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,616
<i>Yeah, and you could trick Jake</i>
<i>with a ball of string.</i>

273
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,753
<i>And Beth, Beth's a woman,</i>
<i>and Catherine's a woman.</i>

274
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,376
<i>-[Chuck] Mm-hmm.</i>
<i>-Know what I'm saying?</i>

275
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,513
<i>-Woman and woman. Oh! Here she comes.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

276
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,970
<i>Uh… they would go to the House,</i>
<i>and they would vote on it,</i>

277
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,681
<i>and then it goes to the Senate--</i>

278
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,261
<i>-You don't want it vetoed--</i>
<i>-Right.</i>

279
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,716
<i>-Hey, Catherine. How you doing?</i>
<i>-Oh.</i>

280
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,057
<i>Cutting your hair by the food.</i>
<i>I am cool with that.</i>

281
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,813
<i>Hey, Kevin. While I've got you,</i>
<i>remember how you fired Ed yesterday?</i>

282
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:39,187
<i>Yeah. Ugly part of the job,</i>
<i>but sometimes you gotta drop the hammer.</i>

283
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,486
<i>That's why I'm… I'm the arm of justice.</i>

284
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,570
<i>Who's that carrying the tire?</i>

285
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,535
<i>[quietly] That would be Ed.</i>

286
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,248
<i>All right. I'll finish you up later.</i>
<i>Go get 'em, hammer.</i>

287
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,287
<i>[rock music playing]</i>

288
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,170
<i>Ed, could I, uh, talk to you for a second?</i>

289
00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,554
<i>What's up, boss?</i>

290
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,760
<i>Sweet patch. I had one once.</i>

291
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:02,681
<i>Oh.</i>

292
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,968
<i>-How'd you get injured?</i>
<i>-That's a little personal.</i>

293
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,604
<i>I'm kinda surprised to see you here.</i>

294
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,061
<i>You remember when</i>
<i>you were gonna pack up everything</i>

295
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,811
<i>and you said you were headin' home?</i>

296
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:16,653
<i>Yeah. I… That day off was good for me.</i>
<i>Gave me a chance to get my mind right.</i>

297
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:17,860
<i>Right, yeah.</i>

298
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:23,150
<i>Look, look. This is on me, but I think</i>
<i>your days as a tire changer are over.</i>

299
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,407
<i>What do you mean?</i>

300
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,368
<i>Well, maybe it's time for a new challenge.</i>

301
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,488
<i>Is there something else</i>
<i>you've always wanted to do?</i>

302
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,906
<i>I wanted to draw Garfield,</i>
<i>but turns out they got a guy.</i>

303
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:36,883
<i>Okay. Well, until that guy dies,</i>
<i>any other career goals?</i>

304
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,749
<i>[sighs] Well, I've always wanted to be</i>

305
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,513
<i>a pit chief. Like Jerry.</i>

306
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,684
<i>Well, there you go.</i>
<i>And I think you would be great at it.</i>

307
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,550
<i>But I think we can both understand</i>

308
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,177
<i>that you're not</i>
<i>a tire changer here anymore.</i>

309
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,215
<i>I'm not?</i>

310
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,228
<i>No. And that's comin'</i>
<i>straight from the boss, Catherine.</i>

311
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,231
<i>That's her office right there, by the way.</i>

312
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,983
<i>[scoffs] All right, Kevin. Uh, thanks.</i>
<i>I appreciate the push.</i>

313
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,526
<i>You got it. All right.</i>

314
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,534
<i>Much love.</i>

315
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,531
<i>Jerry.</i>

316
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,703
<i>Got some bad news for you.</i>
<i>Kevin just promoted me. You're out.</i>

317
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,785
<i>[engine idling]</i>

318
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,048
<i>Ah, nice work, Chuck.</i>

319
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,549
<i>Ah. That's what I do.</i>

320
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:27,261
<i>You know an engine's runnin' smooth</i>
<i>when it makes your fillings rattle.</i>

321
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,513
<i>I fixed the engine.</i>

322
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,434
<i>-Amir, don't do it, man. You look petty.</i>
<i>-No.</i>

323
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,141
<i>This always happens.</i>

324
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:36,813
<i>Would it kill you to once say, "Great job.</i>
<i>You should be Employee of the Month"?</i>

325
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,444
<i>-You hear that, Chuck?</i>
<i>-[Chuck] Mm-hmm.</i>

326
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,266
<i>-He wants to be Employee of the Month.</i>
<i>-Interesting.</i>

327
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,527
<i>So you're hurtin' for cash.</i>

328
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,072
<i>I hit eBay on Ambien last night.</i>

329
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,624
<i>There's a good chance</i>
<i>I bought Pat Sajak's sweater.</i>

330
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,736
<i>I don't know if he wore it or signed it,</i>
<i>but it's coming Thursday after 3:00.</i>

331
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,327
<i>By the way,</i>
<i>I might have to leave early Thursday.</i>

332
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,963
<i>Uh, I have a doctor's appointment.</i>

333
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,705
<i>Okay.</i>

334
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,713
<i>Hey, what is this?</i>

335
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,131
<i>Catherine said we could wear what we want.</i>

336
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,303
<i>You look like a four-year-old</i>
<i>in a pumpkin patch.</i>

337
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,511
<i>Trust me,</i>
<i>urban rural is the next big thing.</i>

338
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,175
<i>Six months, you'll all be wearing these.</i>

339
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,933
<i>So you really hated wearing</i>
<i>that uniform, huh?</i>

340
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,687
<i>You would have done anything</i>
<i>to get out of it.</i>

341
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,860
<i>-Ah! Here are my favorite people.</i>
<i>-Where?</i>

342
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:24,437
<i>Oh, us?</i>

343
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,489
<i>You're so funny, Amir.</i>

344
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,698
<i>Mm, he's really not.</i>

345
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,448
<i>-[gasps] Wow.</i>
<i>-Too much?</i>

346
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,781
<i>Maybe not enough.</i>

347
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,155
<i>-Uh… love it.</i>
<i>-Thank you.</i>

348
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,495
<i>Oh! And happy belated birthday, Amir.</i>

349
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,001
<i>I was looking in your file</i>
<i>and noticed you're a fellow Taurus.</i>

350
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,924
<i>Two bulls. Hope we don't lock horns.</i>
<i>[chuckles]</i>

351
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,673
<i>Oh, I don't believe in astrology.</i>
<i>We Tauruses are very skeptical.</i>

352
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,428
<i>Oh, and I couldn't find</i>
<i>your personnel file.</i>

353
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,430
<i>Uh, and you won't find my photo either.</i>

354
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,352
<i>-There was a fire.</i>
<i>-When?</i>

355
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,981
<i>Right after your dad</i>
<i>made a personnel file for Chuck.</i>

356
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,808
<i>Message received.</i>
<i>I'll let you all get back to your jobs.</i>

357
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:06,526
<i>And you're coming up September 7th.</i>
<i>I was thinking ice cream cake and karaoke.</i>

358
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,898
<i>What do you say, Kev?</i>
<i>How's your J.Lo and Ja Rule?</i>

359
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,279
<i>I… I never named them,</i>

360
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,453
<i>but since I switched</i>
<i>to boxers, they're fine, I guess.</i>

361
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,621
<i>-What?</i>
<i>-What did you say?</i>

362
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,705
<i>All right, I'm gonna go process this.</i>

363
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,382
<i>Literally everything</i>
<i>we talked about, she knew.</i>

364
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,927
<i>The food, the uniforms,</i>

365
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,470
<i>the fact that she's not fun,</i>
<i>that she didn't know our birthdays.</i>

366
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,604
<i>So, what?</i>
<i>She knows what we think about her.</i>

367
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,311
<i>I mean, maybe it's a good thing.</i>

368
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,641
<i>Okay, that's not the point.</i>

369
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,266
<i>Someone in our inner circle</i>
<i>is feeding her information.</i>

370
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,613
<i>-Who?</i>
<i>-I can't figure it out.</i>

371
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,939
<i>And it's killin' me</i>
<i>that it's any one of them.</i>

372
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:51,145
<i>I mean, Jake is like a son to me.</i>
<i>Chuck is like a brother.</i>

373
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,866
<i>Amir is like that guy who marries</i>
<i>into your family, and you're like,</i>

374
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:57,028
<i>"Well, I guess</i>
<i>he'll probably be nice to her."</i>

375
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,655
<i>We're a family.</i>
<i>I gotta know who I can trust.</i>

376
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,793
<i>Who am I in this family?</i>

377
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:03,873
<i>You're the mom.</i>

378
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:04,787
<i>I'm your mom?</i>

379
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,585
<i>No. I'm the dad.</i>

380
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,548
<i>-So we're married?</i>
<i>-No. I don't know.</i>

381
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:12,089
<i>My first wife died</i>
<i>in a farming accident, and… [sighs]</i>

382
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,224
<i>…I needed someone to raise the kids,</i>
<i>and I met you at church.</i>

383
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,302
<i>I felt bad for you</i>
<i>'cause all you had was the piano.</i>

384
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:22,096
<i>-Saw the blinds. What's going on?</i>
<i>-Look, we got a problem.</i>

385
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,394
<i>Is Ryan Blaney wearing overalls?</i>
<i>'Cause I did it first!</i>

386
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,938
<i>No. He's still dressed like a man.</i>

387
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,821
<i>Listen, what we say in here is sacred.</i>

388
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,689
<i>Now, I know one of you is talking</i>
<i>to Catherine, okay?</i>

389
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,107
<i>Now, I'm not mad.</i>

390
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,655
<i>But just understand this.</i>
<i>I can forgive you, we're friends,</i>

391
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,030
<i>but you need to admit it</i>
<i>so we can move on.</i>

392
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,576
<i>[sighs] I'm gonna respect</i>
<i>whoever steps forward,</i>

393
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,504
<i>I promise.</i>

394
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,751
<i>Really.</i>

395
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:50,504
<i>Kevin, maybe all of the stuff</i>
<i>that she's done is just a coincidence.</i>

396
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,797
<i>Oh, Beth, Beth,</i>
<i>Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth.</i>

397
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,471
<i>How is the weather in Simpletown?</i>

398
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,184
<i>I don't know. I only go to visit you.</i>

399
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,469
<i>Oh, listen to me.</i>
<i>This is not a joke, all right?</i>

400
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,057
<i>She knew about Amir's birthday.</i>

401
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,312
<i>-Nobody cares about Amir's birthday.</i>
<i>-I don't even care about it.</i>

402
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,225
<i>If you don't fess up,</i>
<i>we'll do it the hard way.</i>

403
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,903
<i>Amir, can you get into security footage?</i>

404
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,032
<i>I didn't set it up.</i>
<i>I don't have the password.</i>

405
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,607
<i>I'm in. It was "password."</i>

406
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,025
<i>Look for anything suspicious.</i>
<i>Anybody talking to Catherine.</i>

407
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,075
<i>Okay. End of the day, everyone's leaving.</i>

408
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,575
<i>Wait. Hold up. Beth went back in.</i>

409
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,372
<i>This is stupid. Turning on each other,</i>
<i>it's not gonna help.</i>

410
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,456
<i>No, no. You lost your chance to talk.</i>

411
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,462
<i>And to think, I was gonna let you raise</i>
<i>my imaginary children.</i>

412
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,295
<i>I didn't talk to Catherine.</i>

413
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,920
<i>-Then what did you do?</i>
<i>-I wanted a yogurt.</i>

414
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,508
{\an8}<i>Is that a crime?</i>

415
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,601
<i>And a banana.</i>

416
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,939
{\an8}<i>[Chuck] Four rolls of paper towels?</i>

417
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,940
<i>-You just took all the string cheese.</i>
<i>-It was expiring the next day.</i>

418
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,533
<i>[chuckles] You're welcome.</i>
<i>I don't have time to shop.</i>

419
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,780
<i>I've been doing it for years.</i>
<i>It's built into the budget.</i>

420
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,283
<i>Okay. Hold on.</i>

421
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,121
{\an8}<i>Chuck's leaving Catherine's office</i>
<i>wearing a bathrobe?</i>

422
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,745
<i>-I trusted you.</i>
<i>-Dude!</i>

423
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:05,948
<i>Put that away.</i>

424
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:10,418
<i>My house is gettin' work done.</i>
<i>I've been staying here.</i>

425
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,880
<i>The hardest part</i>
<i>is hiding from Beth when she's shopping.</i>

426
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,423
<i>Why take a shower in her office?</i>
<i>There's a shower at the gym.</i>

427
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:21,547
<i>Hers is handheld,</i>
<i>so I can get my undercarriage.</i>

428
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,224
<i>Man-- Just keep going.</i>

429
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,975
<i>I can't believe that any of you</i>
<i>would think that I'm a narc.</i>

430
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,019
<i>Okay. Oh! Kevin's doing something weird.</i>

431
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:33,023
<i>That's not weird. I'm taking out</i>
<i>the recycling. Keep moving forward.</i>

432
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:36,186
<i>You don't recycle. You always throw it</i>
<i>in the regular trash and say,</i>

433
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,276
<i>"You don't have kids,</i>
<i>it's not your problem."</i>

434
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,239
<i>Yeah. And if my dirty little secrets</i>
<i>are getting spilled,</i>

435
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,743
<i>I wanna know what he's doing.</i>

436
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,037
{\an8}<i>[Beth] Are those porcupines?</i>

437
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,209
{\an8}<i>[Kevin] I was worried about Waldo</i>
<i>and Pepper after I fired Ed. Okay?</i>

438
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:50,995
<i>[Chuck] Mm-hmm.</i>

439
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,957
{\an8}<i>[Kevin] All right, turn it off.</i>
<i>Turn it off.</i>

440
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,258
{\an8}<i>Okay. We don't need to watch this.</i>
<i>Turn it off.</i>

441
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,934
<i>A white-tailed hawk in Charlotte.</i>

442
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,722
<i>You should be ashamed of yourself!</i>

443
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,966
<i>It may not be on the tape,</i>

444
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,017
<i>but I know one of you</i>
<i>is talking to Catherine. Who?</i>

445
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,521
<i>Come on, Amir. You know it was you.</i>

446
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,903
<i>It wasn't me.</i>

447
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,860
<i>Lying gives me hives,</i>
<i>and I have a normal amount right now.</i>

448
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,991
<i>What about the guy who was so eager</i>
<i>to get out of his uniform</i>

449
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,699
<i>so he could dress up like an extra</i>
<i>from a Kid Rock video?</i>

450
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,160
<i>Jake, you have something</i>
<i>you wanna share with us?</i>

451
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,990
<i>I'm not 100% sure</i>
<i>what we're talking about.</i>

452
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,445
<i>One of you is a traitor.</i>

453
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,538
<i>Why does it have to be one of us?</i>
<i>Why couldn't it be you?</i>

454
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,964
<i>I'm sorry. I'm sorry.</i>

455
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,502
<i>No, don't apologize. He's right.</i>

456
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:39,045
<i>Maybe you're accusing us</i>
<i>so none of us think it's you.</i>

457
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,925
<i>You picked a real bad time</i>
<i>to get smart, Jake.</i>

458
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,262
<i>Yeah. I'm with him.</i>

459
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,465
<i>I bet you staged that little run-in</i>
<i>with the porcupines</i>

460
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,387
<i>to throw us off the scent.</i>

461
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,765
<i>And I don't think</i>
<i>there's anything wrong with your house.</i>

462
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,313
<i>-What do you think about that?</i>
<i>-How dare you!</i>

463
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:59,067
<i>-[all shouting]</i>
<i>-[Beth] Stop it! Enough!</i>

464
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,941
<i>-Enough! Enough!</i>
<i>-I love string cheese!</i>

465
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:05,278
<i>What? We are turning on each other</i>
<i>for no good reason. We are friends.</i>

466
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,775
<i>Who cares if someone</i>
<i>accidentally said something</i>

467
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,698
<i>in conversation to Catherine?</i>

468
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:11,366
<i>So, you're admitting it!</i>

469
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:15,125
<i>No. You are unbelievable!</i>
<i>I am not doing this!</i>

470
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:19,665
<i>Can I leave too?</i>

471
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:23,175
<i>What? You wanna run out, tell Catherine</i>
<i>about the conversation we just had?</i>

472
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:25,338
<i>[whimpering] Okay. Full-blown hives.</i>

473
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,177
<i>Oh! He said he gets hives when he's lying.</i>

474
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,812
<i>I lied. Everything gives me hives!</i>

475
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:32,057
<i>[rock music playing]</i>

476
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,769
<i>-We need to talk.</i>
<i>-Yes, we do.</i>

477
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:39,443
<i>I think someone's using my shower</i>
<i>and they are ripping through my body wash.</i>

478
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:41,939
<i>That is weird.</i>

479
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:46,067
<i>Anyway, I wanna tell you a little story.</i>

480
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,076
<i>Okay. But don't be offended</i>
<i>if you see me texting.</i>

481
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:51,868
<i>It's just me telling a friend,</i>
<i>"Wow. I am hearing the best story."</i>

482
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:56,246
<i>When I was 12,</i>
<i>I read my older sister's diary,</i>

483
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,343
<i>and I found out</i>
<i>she was smoking cigarettes.</i>

484
00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,498
<i>I didn't know what to do.</i>

485
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:04,166
<i>Should I tell on her and lose her trust,</i>
<i>or should I stay loyal to my sister?</i>

486
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,014
<i>So worried about it.</i>

487
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,723
<i>Wish I'd never read the stupid thing</i>
<i>in the first place.</i>

488
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,261
<i>I told on her.</i>

489
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,807
<i>My parents gave me a bike.</i>

490
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,643
<i>But… our relationship was never the same.</i>

491
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:19,064
<i>I am so glad you shared that with me.</i>

492
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,567
<i>Thank you for stopping by.</i>

493
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:23,686
<i>My point is,</i>
<i>if someone's trying to suck up to you</i>

494
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,067
<i>by spilling dirt on the rest of us,</i>

495
00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:27,664
<i>it's not good for morale.</i>

496
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,159
<i>No one's trying to suck up.</i>

497
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,241
<i>We know someone told you</i>
<i>all of our complaints.</i>

498
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:36,247
<i>So, you're all angry that I gave you back</i>
<i>the stuff that you were mad I took away?</i>

499
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,038
<i>Yes.</i>

500
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:44,090
<i>So, if you just tell me who,</i>
<i>I can restore order back to the garage.</i>

501
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,632
<i>I haven't talked to anyone.</i>

502
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:48,045
<i>[sighs] Then how do you know what we said?</i>

503
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,971
<i>Chuck, hand me my eye drops.</i>
<i>I'm dryin' out here.</i>

504
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:58,307
<i>We talked about this.</i>

505
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,725
<i>Hand me everything</i>
<i>until the patch comes off, okay?</i>

506
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,975
<i>I'm workin' with one eye, Chuck. One eye!</i>

507
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:08,025
<i>Okay, I never thought</i>
<i>one of you would betray me,</i>

508
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:11,163
<i>so imagine my surprise</i>
<i>when I found out who it was.</i>

509
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:12,988
<i>All of you.</i>

510
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,697
<i>I did not see that coming.</i>

511
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,708
<i>I am alone on an island,</i>

512
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,500
<i>and I don't even have a volleyball</i>
<i>to talk to.</i>

513
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,260
<i>I don't care if you're innocent.</i>

514
00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:27,878
<i>You're all guilty</i>
<i>because you're covering up for someone.</i>

515
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,296
<i>You're all dead to me.</i>

516
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,261
<i>Oh, Beth and Catherine, how convenient.</i>

517
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,215
<i>Forget everything I said. It was Beth.</i>

518
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,269
<i>Actually, Kevin, I know who the mole is.</i>

519
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,902
<i>This was on my voicemail yesterday.</i>

520
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,439
<i>[Kevin on phone] </i><span style="style2">…you seem</i>
<span style="style2">like a perfectly serviceable woman.</i>

521
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:47,243
<i>Anyway, uh, Kevin said he fired Ed.</i>
<i>This is Amir. Goodbye.</i>

522
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,159
<i>[Chuck]</i><span style="style2"> Kevin, we have got to do something</i>
<span style="style2">about Catherine.</i>

523
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:53,028
<i>[Kevin]</i><span style="style2"> Hey. Shh. I don't want her to know</i>
<span style="style2">we're talking about her, okay?</i>

524
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,196
<i>The message goes on for 13 minutes.</i>

525
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,043
<i>Because you probably hit</i>
<i>the wrong button to hang up.</i>

526
00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:02,832
<i>Oh, yeah. They're very close together.</i>
<i>I see that right there.</i>

527
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,214
<i>Okay. Well, mystery solved.</i>

528
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:08,547
<i>Glad we fixed that,</i>

529
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:11,262
<i>and Beth, if you could label</i>
<i>my phone buttons a little better,</i>

530
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,053
<i>we'll be okay for the future.</i>

531
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:16,224
<i>Let's get back to work. What do you say?</i>

532
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,143
<i>You put us through hell.</i>

533
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,725
<i>I think I got diabetes</i>
<i>from those cannolis.</i>

534
00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:28,572
<i>You accused a military hero</i>
<i>of being a liar.</i>

535
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:32,991
<i>-Wait, what has been going on down here?</i>
<i>-I'll tell you what.</i>

536
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,533
<i>Chuck's been using your shower.</i>

537
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:37,036
<i>-And Beth's a dirty grocery thief.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

538
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,198
<i>Yeah. And just because I hit my eye</i>
<i>on a forklift</i>

539
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,037
<i>doesn't mean</i>
<i>I didn't battle a freakin' hawk.</i>

540
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,625
<i>Palm strike!</i>

541
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,006
<i>[rock music playing]</i>

542
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,260
<i>I want to apologize.</i>

543
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:54,221
<i>Once I realized what was on the voicemail,</i>
<i>I shouldn't have kept listening.</i>

544
00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:57,722
<i>It's like reading your sister's diary</i>
<i>just to get a new bike.</i>

545
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:02,056
<i>Oh, Beth loves tellin' that story.</i>
<i>You know she's the smoker in there, right?</i>

546
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,813
<i>Eh,</i>
<i>I wasn't really paying attention. [sighs]</i>

547
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:08,726
<i>I… I just don't understand</i>
<i>why everyone loved my dad and hates me.</i>

548
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,277
<i>[sighs] Nobody hates you.</i>

549
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:13,027
<i>Well, there's</i>
<i>a 13-minute voicemail that says otherwise.</i>

550
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,413
<i>We don't hate you.</i>
<i>We hate all you do and the way you do it.</i>

551
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:17,160
<i>That's all.</i>
<i>Other than that, you're golden.</i>

552
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:19,374
<i>All right. Good talk. Thanks.</i>

553
00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:21,912
<i>Look, you're new here, okay?</i>

554
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:24,167
<i>I mean, we have a history with your dad.</i>

555
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,209
<i>When he would hire somebody,</i>
<i>he would trust them to do their jobs.</i>

556
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,214
<i>Yeah. Well, that's a two-way street.</i>

557
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,626
<i>If my dad had an idea,</i>
<i>I bet you wouldn't have said,</i>

558
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:32,795
<i>"Well, that's impossible,</i>

559
00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:34,932
<i>and that's not the way</i>
<i>we do things around here."</i>

560
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,720
<i>And, "I won a race</i>
<i>30 years ago at Talladega."</i>

561
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:38,644
<i>Okay.</i>

562
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,982
<i>I'm not sure who that's an impression of.</i>
<i>And it was Darlington.</i>

563
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,688
<i>Look, you're just moving too fast.</i>

564
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,610
<i>That's it. You went from donuts</i>
<i>to kale chips in one day.</i>

565
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:49,610
<i>Yeah.</i>

566
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:53,281
<i>I hear you.</i>
<i>And I know you're great at your job.</i>

567
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:55,411
<i>And I know I should trust you more and--</i>

568
00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:57,618
<i>Why is Ed telling the rest</i>
<i>of the pit crew what to do?</i>

569
00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,869
<i>You gotta be kidding me.</i>
<i>I'll take care of it.</i>

570
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,962
<i>Look, if anything happens to me,</i>
<i>just give everything to Chuck. All right?</i>

571
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:07,539
<i>And… throw $1,000</i>
<i>to Beth to let her fix her gutters.</i>

572
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,707
<i>-Kevin?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

573
00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:11,381
<i>I really am fun.</i>

574
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,298
<i>I'm sure you are.</i>

575
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,890
<i>I should have been very clear</i>
<i>from the start.</i>

576
00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:21,507
<i>You're a great guy, but you're fired.</i>

577
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:25,188
<i>All right? You're not on the pit crew.</i>
<i>You're not the pit chief.</i>

578
00:27:25,268 --> 00:27:27,268
<i>You don't work here in any capacity.</i>

579
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:28,614
<i>If you need to hit me,</i>

580
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:31,268
<i>just do it from this side</i>
<i>so I don't see it coming. Okay?</i>

581
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,108
<i>Now I know how Jerry felt</i>
<i>when I had to fire him.</i>

582
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:37,698
<i>Do you know where he went?</i>
<i>We need him back here by Friday.</i>

583
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,701
<i>All right, Kevin. Thanks for,</i>
<i>you know, being straight with me.</i>

584
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,204
<i>I'm gonna try to grow from this.</i>

585
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:44,575
<i>Okay.</i>
<i>We realize it's not gonna be here, right?</i>

586
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,503
<i>You don't have to tell me twice.</i>

587
00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:48,331
<i>Actually, I told you three times.</i>

588
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:54,012
<i>[Ed] I don't need this job.</i>
<i>Whole world of opportunity out there.</i>

589
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,469
<i>[Kevin] Ed! Ed!</i>

590
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:58,298
<i>-[porcupine chitters]</i>
<i>-Porcupine, I will palm strike you!</i>

591
00:27:58,385 --> 00:27:59,385
<i>[thuds loudly]</i>

592
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:02,931
<i>[weakly] Son of a bitch.</i>

593
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:04,772
<i>My good eye.</i>

594
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,645
<i>[theme music playing]</i>