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So, she said the words, "You're fired"?
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She said at the end of the season,
I should look for a new job.
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[exhales] I don't know if this is helpful
or not, but I told you this would happen.
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What do you want from me?
I took my shot, I missed.
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I could have swore I hit her too.
She Matrix-ed out of the way--
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Ow! Did you hear that?
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-I just popped my rib from the back.
-No.
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-You didn't hear?
-No. I didn't hear anything.
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-It just popped on the chair. I swear.
-Okay, you're being dramatic.
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What did Bobby always say
the best deodorant was?
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This is a trick question.
He never wore the stuff.
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He said the best deodorant was winning.
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Nothing gets rid of the stench
of failure like victory.
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Yeah. Well, I hope it worked on failure
'cause it didn't work on Bobby.
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I am literally your only friend left,
so you might wanna watch the tone.
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Okay, please let's not forget Ted
from Bass Pro Shops.
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Yeah. I went in for a fishing rod,
came out with a soulmate.
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Yeah. Texted me this morning.
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Look at this here.
"How you fixed for lures, buddy?"
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"We got new Yeti coolers in, darling."
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"Ted, from Bass Pro Shops."
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Son of a bitch.
He give you the employee discount?
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Don't do this to yourself, Kevin.
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I'm gonna get a beer. You want one?
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-Yeah. Put it on my tab.
-That was my plan the whole time.
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Since you're paying, I'm gonna get
a little something fancy from Europe.
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[both laugh]
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-Excuse me. Excuse me!
-Oh, that'll never work.
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You gotta yell at the TV
what you wanna say to the bartender.
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Watch this.
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Come on, man. Hurry up.
Don't be an idiot, guy!
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Come on! Let's go! Hey!
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What's your problem?
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No, no. Sorry. I was yelling at the TV.
They're reviewing a play.
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Oh, but while we've got you,
I'll have a tequila, rocks.
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A slice of lime if it's not good tequila.
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-Get the lime.
-[woman] Hmm.
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Two Stella "Ar-toys" for me.
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Hey, thank you. That was pretty brilliant.
I might steal that.
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Well, don't. It's patented.
Unless you kick me some royalties.
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-Well, why don't I buy you this round?
-Uh…
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What else you got? 'Cause the lady
over there is already buying.
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-Oh, your girlfriend's so cute.
-What, her?
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Oh, no, no, no.
We, uh… We work together.
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She has a sad little life.
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I like to take her out,
get her away from those cats.
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What do you two do?
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We're in the racing game,
like everybody else here. You know?
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-So, why? You a NASCAR fan?
-I'm new to it.
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Well, here's the first thing
you should know. I'm kinda a big deal.
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-[woman] Oh?
-Yeah.
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-Got my picture on the wall and stuff.
-Really, where?
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It's, uh, over there
behind the punching machine.
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They didn't wanna block it out of respect,
but it was the only free outlet.
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But if you press your cheek
up against the wall, you can see it.
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-I'm not gonna do that.
-You don't have to.
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It's kind of a weird look.
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I wasn't ready for the shot,
and it was one where I was staring--
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They caught me bad.
Anyway, so I was a driver for a while
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and became a crew chief
for Bobby Spencer Racing.
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Oh. You guys just got a new sponsor.
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That's pretty specific for someone
who just got into the sport.
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I'm with Fake Steak.
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Ooh. Well, I hope you have
to just sell it and not eat it.
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[chuckles]
I should probably introduce myself.
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I'm Morgan Conrad. I own Fake Steak.
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Which is awesome!
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[laughs] It's really okay.
I mean, Fake Steak's good.
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I mean,
unless you've tasted actual steak, then--
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-Right?
-Don't tell anyone I said that.
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-Your secret is safe with me.
-Good.
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Although it's not a secret that
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Fake Steak tastes like a Big Mac
if it was dropped in a fish tank.
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[both laugh]
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-I think that was too far.
-Yeah. I felt it when I was saying it.
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Don't know why I did that.
Good seeing you.
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Good to see you. I'm actually gonna tour
the place tomorrow.
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Yeah. Hey, by the way,
if you wanna join us, you know,
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cat lady over there, she's paying.
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She's gonna put it on the corporate card.
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[laughs] Actually,
I guess you'd be paying, after all.
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She needs to do this.
She has hardly any friends.
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One friend she's got
from Bass Pro Shops, the salesman.
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Yeah. It's pretty pathetic. Let's do this.
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[theme music playing]
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{\an8}[tools whirring]
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{\an8}Morning.
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{\an8}Where have you been?
I've been trying to get a hold of you.
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{\an8}Why haven't you been answering?
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{\an8}Because I had a concussion
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{\an8}and your voice
sounds like a hamster wheel.
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{\an8}-Why'd you tell Kevin you'd be okay?
-That voice is what I'm trying to avoid.
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{\an8}You need to tell Kevin
you're not cleared to drive.
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{\an8}The problem with that
is then I can't drive.
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{\an8}I thought
you were supposed to be the smart one.
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{\an8}[chuckles]
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{\an8}I can't keep secrets.
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{\an8}I have nervous follicles.
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{\an8}I tried to throw my wife a surprise party,
and my hair started falling out in clumps.
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{\an8}-[laughs]
-That's funny to you?
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{\an8}No, I just used to hang out
at a bar called Clumps.
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{\an8}If Jessie gets my seat,
I don't know if I'll ever get it back.
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{\an8}It's not worth it.
You could get hurt out there.
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{\an8}I know the joke is
that Jake's not too bright,
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{\an8}but I'm smart enough to know
that I can drive.
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{\an8}Can you please just have my back on this?
Promise me you won't say anything.
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{\an8}Fine, I won't. [inhales sharply]
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{\an8}Oh, great.
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{\an8}And we're taking
the Christmas card photo next week.
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{\an8}I'm gonna look like one of those bald dogs
that sits on a pillow and shakes.
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{\an8}-What's up?
-Oh, hey, boss.
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{\an8}-What's the emergency?
-No emergency.
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{\an8}You literally called me 15 times
and texted me, "Emergency. Emergency."
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{\an8}"We need to talk.
It is literally an emergency."
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"Emergency." In all caps.
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You remember the caps?
"Emergency. Emergency."
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Uh…
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Right. Rocky II was on TNT,
and I know how much you like it.
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Then text that!
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If it would've been One, you'd be fired.
You'd be clearing out your locker.
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You wanted to see me? You have anything
you wanna talk about last night?
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-No, you?
-No.
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Great.
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I wanna let you know
that the owner of Fake Steak is in town.
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She's an old friend and mentor.
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She'll be here at 10:00,
so I'm hoping you can be professional.
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Yeah.
Morgan said it'll be closer to 11:30.
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We were all out kinda late last night.
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Hurt my shoulder
moving the punching machine.
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She was begging to see my picture.
She's a good lady.
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I'm sorry. Uh…
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Morgan and you and-- What?
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Beth and I ran into her at the Pit Stop,
had some drinks, shot some pool.
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Won a hundy, lost a hundy.
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Thought she cheated me,
but she didn't. She's just a shark.
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I hope you didn't bring up
any difficulties we may be having here.
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I would've,
but I'm incredibly professional,
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so we just had a fun night.
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-Did she say anything about me?
-No. I said we had a fun night.
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[rock music playing]
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All right.
Is the pedal length comfortable?
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I'm reaching under full throttle,
so maybe bring it a little closer.
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Not too much, but, like, uh--
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-How much in cookies?
-A Nutter Butter and a Thin Mint.
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Okay, that's five eighths of an inch.
Got it.
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-New seat too snug?
-No. The gel mold's perfect.
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It's cradling my tush like
that nurse I met at Watkins Glen.
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She was giving you stitches.
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With one hand.
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So we done here?
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I actually have a couple more questions.
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-Who's the vice president?
-What's that gotta do with racing?
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Let him answer.
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Oh, wait, no, I know this.
It's that lady from Seinfeld.
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What's today's date?
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I think today's date's Trina,
but it could be Chelsea.
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Are you easily confused? Know what?
I'll skip that one.
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What is this foolishness?
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"Ten questions to determine…
if you have a concussion."
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-Amir!
-I'm sorry. I'm worried about you.
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You're not getting better
and you shouldn't race.
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He has a concussion.
I can't be the sole keeper of this secret.
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Let someone else lose their hair.
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Of course.
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That's why I'm picking hair
out of the engine.
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I was starting to think
my goatee was lettin' go.
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Look, it's nothing. I told you, I'm fine.
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There's a little ringing in my head,
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but, you know,
I shake my head and it goes away.
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All gone.
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Unrelated, I'm just gonna lean
on this car for a second.
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We've gotta tell Kevin he can't drive.
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Hey, Jake.
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Are you good to drive?
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All right. See that?
He says he's good, he's good.
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Back in the old days,
if people broke a hand driving,
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they just duct tape their hands
to the steering wheel and keep going.
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Man, I've seen people come out of a car
looking like silver mummies.
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Now, every little boo-boo,
and they're riding the bench.
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-Look here, I'm proud of you, Jake.
-Much better. Thank you.
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The haulers are loaded and on the road,
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and I rerouted Phil's GPS
to avoid all the Indian casinos.
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Mmm. It's a sad disease.
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-Fifty bucks says he blows his paycheck?
-You're on.
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Hey, Tequila and Lime Lady.
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Hey, Stella Artois Says It Wrong Guy.
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I felt like mine was nice.
Yours, a little hurtful.
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I know, it sounded so charming in my head.
Just--
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-Swing and a miss.
-[both laugh]
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How long are you in town?
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Probably about a week.
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I'm gonna see where my money's going
and check out the sites.
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Well, your money is going right here,
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and you've already
seen the local highlight.
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It is me. [chuckles]
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You must be the 11th local highlight,
because you weren't on the top ten.
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It's a battle every year
between me and the doll museum.
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Oh. That sounds like a magnet
for serial killers.
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Thank you.
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I was actually gonna see Billy Joel.
I saw he was in town tonight.
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Good luck getting tickets.
He sold out in like a minute.
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I tried to get 'em online,
but I failed that "are you a human" test
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like five times in a row.
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Either I don't know what a crosswalk is
or I'm a robot.
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[laughs] Well, if you're a fan,
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I know a guy
who could get us some tickets.
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-Who?
-Billy Joel.
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Name dropper!
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-If you're serious, I'd love to see him.
-Yeah?
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We can have dinner where I met you
last night and then head over.
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You just became my favorite sponsor ever.
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Although the competition isn't tough.
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The Pennzoil guy
made me go to his son's bris.
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-Know what that is?
-I do.
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-I didn't.
-[laughs]
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Okay, well, it's a date.
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All right.
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I like Billy Joel.
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I'll get you a T-shirt.
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-Morgan!
-Hi.
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I heard that you met Kevin--
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And Beth.
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-You ready for the tour?
-Yep. Let's do it.
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Okay. It was great talking to you again.
Thank you so much for coming by.
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-What is the matter with you?
-What?
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I said you'd get a T-shirt.
I can't make her invite you.
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You can't date our sponsor.
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Beth, we're going to a concert.
I do a lot of stuff with sponsors.
229
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,846
No, not women sponsors.
230
00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,726
Oh, I see what's happening.
Are you jealous?
231
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,614
Don't worry,
you'll always be my special little pal.
232
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:54,362
-She was hitting on you.
-You always think women are hitting on me.
233
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,945
I never think women are hitting on you.
234
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,451
Except for
that girl at the Starbucks drive-thru,
235
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:02,453
and that's because she could only see you
from the neck up.
236
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,543
The plan was to just do your job.
237
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,214
Going out with Catherine's mentor
and our sponsor
238
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,673
is not just doing your job.
239
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:14,093
Okay, it's not a date.
I'm not dumb enough to date a sponsor.
240
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,094
Oh, you are 100% dumb enough to do that.
241
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,058
And I know that
because I just saw it happen.
242
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:25,059
She looked in your eyes,
she touched your arm,
243
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,352
and then she let her hand linger.
244
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:28,936
All things that women do
245
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,271
when they want a guy
to know that they're interested.
246
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:35,437
Beth, we had a friendly,
professional conversation. That's it.
247
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,028
[laughs]
248
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,833
"You are so funny. Would you like
to go to Billy Joel with me?"
249
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:43,488
"Why don't we go out to dinner first
and then head over,
250
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,617
just you and me
251
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,285
and nobody else from work?"
252
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,837
Oh, crap,
I'm going on a date with a sponsor.
253
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,209
[Beth] Mm-hmm.
254
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,429
-Hey, Jake.
-Hey… you.
255
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:01,548
Sorry, I'm blanking on your name.
256
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,887
Oh, don't tell me
you're trying that sad move.
257
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,104
"Oh, Jake doesn't remember my name."
258
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:11,114
"Oh, I'm so hurt that I'm just gonna
fall in love with him."
259
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,398
Jessie.
260
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,440
Pitiful.
261
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:18,857
Oh, whoa. Can we turn it down?
262
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,276
What's your problem?
You're working out in the dark.
263
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:27,868
-You're acting weirder than normal.
-Or am I always this weird?
264
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,134
I know you don't want to admit
anything's wrong
265
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,299
because you're afraid you'll
lose your job, but you should relax,
266
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,629
because that's inevitable.
267
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:40,264
[scoffs] You may want to look that up
because it means that you can't eat it.
268
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:44,052
I know, 'cause I've eaten a lot of things
that are supposedly "inevitable."
269
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:47,929
-Hey.
-Hey.
270
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:51,267
Thank you for being so professional
with Morgan. She had a great visit.
271
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:53,938
Yeah, about that.
272
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,439
No. What did you do?
You were with her for one minute.
273
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,736
Babies in cars can be left alone
longer than you.
274
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,236
-She asked me out.
-Ha.
275
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,203
[laughs]
276
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,704
Oh, Kevin!
Thank you for the laugh. I needed it.
277
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,617
She invited me to Billy Joel tonight.
278
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,785
First off, she and I have plans tonight.
279
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:16,134
And don't take this the wrong way,
but Morgan dates CEOs and physicists
280
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,172
and Pulitzer prize-winning novelists,
281
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,335
not people who get a kick
out of bobbleheads.
282
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,717
You may wanna
adjust the list of people she dates
283
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,643
to include this guy.
284
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:28,716
[cell phone chimes]
285
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,523
Oh, it's Morgan.
286
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,523
Oh.
287
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,435
-Can you give me one second?
-Sure.
288
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,282
[inhales]
289
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,739
We're gonna be okay. We're gonna be okay.
290
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,371
And I'm back.
291
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,078
Morgan canceled on you, huh?
292
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,163
It is one thing to be mad at me,
293
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,287
it's another to screw with a sponsor.
294
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,924
I didn't do it on purpose.
I'm not an idiot.
295
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,711
-Last thing I wanna do is date a sponsor.
-Oh, is it?
296
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,126
Or is it part of your plan
to get me out of here?
297
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,425
Ooh. I never thought of that actually. Uh…
298
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,550
Look, I understand
we're a little low on trust.
299
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,137
-We're on E, Kevin.
-Okay.
300
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,062
The car's on the side of the road.
It's raining.
301
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,730
We're walking towards a spooky house
that a guy in overalls told us not to.
302
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,438
Let me handle it.
303
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,071
I'll tell her I can't go out
'cause we work together.
304
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:21,898
No, you can't say that.
She'll think I told you not to date her.
305
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,356
I'll tell her it was my idea.
I'll just say, "I can't go out with you."
306
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,567
You can't say that.
307
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:30,827
"I've been thinking about it,
and I decided to reject you after all."
308
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,575
Maybe avoid doing that to our sponsor.
309
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,834
-Okay. So, am I dating her--
-No.
310
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,206
I can't go out with her, but I can't not.
311
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,254
That leaves what? Faking my own death?
312
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,422
Why fake it?
313
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,379
[sighs]
314
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,718
The only relationships I felt good
about ending were the ones I ended.
315
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,675
Here's the problem.
I know what you're trying to do.
316
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:56,346
You want her to reject me,
but I'm a little bit adorable.
317
00:14:56,437 --> 00:15:00,227
I'm kind of like... a baby raccoon
with peanut butter on its nose.
318
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,610
You just wanna be near it.
319
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,817
Please. You know what a bad date is.
320
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,658
Show up late. Look at your phone.
321
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,253
Order her dinner
without asking what she wants.
322
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,909
Cheat on her with her college roommate.
323
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,037
Promise you'll meet
at the Golden Gate Bridge,
324
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,594
and then leave her there
shivering, feeling like an idiot.
325
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:23,338
If you're gonna do the clappy thing,
when you turn back, I'll be gone.
326
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,672
That would be great.
327
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,635
Hey, sorry I'm late.
328
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:34,060
Yeah, you hit some traffic here
in the middle of rural North Carolina?
329
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,597
I was checking out the Hornets game.
330
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:37,895
Were they playing tonight?
331
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,438
No, it's from 2013. I recorded it.
332
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,317
What'd I miss?
333
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,453
I don't know,
just the first half hour of our date.
334
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,411
What can I get you?
335
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,241
Hey, we're going to a concert,
so I'll make this quick.
336
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,077
I will have a Bud and a cheeseburger.
337
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:58,502
The lady will have the same,
unless you're on a diet. You on a diet?
338
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,172
I may be cutting some things
out of my life.
339
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,171
We're good.
340
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,343
Are you okay?
341
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,262
You know, I'm sad all the time, you know?
342
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:12,552
Keep thinking about it and then I get mad.
I get mad. [grumbles]
343
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,186
Well, tonight is going to be so fun.
344
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,902
Billy Joel is fantastic in concert. He--
345
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,654
You're on your phone.
Okay, uh, what's going on?
346
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,526
Oh, I'm sorry, do I seem bored?
Nah. You're doing fine.
347
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,867
An old girlfriend texted me. She is crazy.
348
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,331
You should watch out for her.
I'm telling you.
349
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,209
Okay. What happened
to the guy I met last night?
350
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,593
Oh, he's still here.
He's just layered and mysterious. I'm--
351
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,844
I'm like an emotional lasagna.
352
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,351
Okay, I'm not an idiot.
I realize you're trying to end the date.
353
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,359
You should've said no in the first place.
354
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,280
Okay, wait. Hey. All right, look--
355
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,569
I didn't even realize you were asking me
out on a date in the beginning.
356
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:15,115
How did you not get that?
I literally said, "It's a date."
357
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,117
You did. All right, look.
358
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,539
You're our sponsor, all right?
359
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,999
I didn't wanna screw things up
and have the relationship end badly.
360
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,554
What are the odds of that?
You seem so great at dating.
361
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:30,299
Oh! I love the part
where you called me fat.
362
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,888
Look, I'm--
That was stupid. All right? It's just--
363
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,511
You know, with this job,
364
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,268
every relationship I'm in,
the other person gets neglected.
365
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:43,770
That's what it's about.
I should've been truthful with you.
366
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,774
Oh, and I would have understood. Trust me.
367
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,897
I get putting your career
before your love life.
368
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:54,276
Maybe it wasn't a great idea for us
to go out, but we were getting along,
369
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:57,794
I wanted to see the concert
and I took a shot.
370
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,198
Next time, I'll reject you flat out.
How about that?
371
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,867
Great. Perfect. Great.
372
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,745
Now that we know we're just,
just business colleagues,
373
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,463
do you still wanna go see Billy Joel?
374
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,923
Absolutely.
I gotta bring Beth back a T-shirt.
375
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,514
If not, that Fraggle Rock's
gonna hit the ceiling.
376
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,304
Jessie, what are you doing here?
377
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,677
Not looking for beer,
if that's what you think.
378
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,274
Beth got a little handsy
with Richard Childress,
379
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,902
so we had to take it away.
380
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,189
Thought you were with Catherine.
381
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,152
Her and Morgan are seeing
how the Fake Steak stand is doing.
382
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,744
Oh, I was there earlier.
It's actually pretty crowded,
383
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,661
because the line from the hot dog cart
is backed up to her table.
384
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:40,951
I tried 'em
to see if they were that good. They are.
385
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:46,246
Well, uh, I was hoping
to talk to you, actually.
386
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,884
I think something's wrong with Jake.
387
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,341
Okay, look, I see what you're doing here,
388
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:54,971
and I respect the hustle,
but it's not gonna work on me.
389
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,470
Look, no. Of course I wanna be the driver,
390
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,723
and I'd totally do something sneaky
like this, but I'm serious.
391
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,016
Something's wrong with him.
392
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:05,769
Jessie. Look, you're a good kid,
but Jake is our driver
393
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,443
and that's the end of it, okay?
394
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,731
[sighs] Talk to him yourself.
395
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,645
[sighs] Fine. I gotta talk to him
about strategy anyway.
396
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:17,065
If you're staying, don't use the bathroom.
It's not hooked up to anything.
397
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,906
Last week I got an earful from Kyle Busch.
398
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,374
Hey, you're good, right? 'Cause it's not
too late to change your mind.
399
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,707
You have to calm down. I've got this.
400
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,383
Last time you said that,
I had glitter in my hair for two months
401
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,842
and my wife almost left me.
402
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,176
Wait a minute. We're not getting power.
403
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,049
Who messed with my car? Hmm?
404
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,256
I will find out who did this
and I will end them.
405
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,177
Relax. It's just us.
No one's done anything.
406
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,637
Hey, our slot's up in 20 minutes.
How we looking?
407
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,058
Can't get it to start.
408
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:53,186
Not sure how much we'll learn at practice
if we have to push it around the track.
409
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,605
Well, get on it. Let's go.
Jake, how you doing?
410
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,994
Doing great.
Just having trouble with this glove.
411
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,871
It goes on the right hand, buddy.
412
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,407
-Tricky little thumbs.
-Yeah.
413
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:07,463
Hey. Look me in the eye and tell me
we're okay to go here today.
414
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,119
We're okay to go here today.
415
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,088
Okay. Somebody pulled the plugs.
416
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,049
Amir, did you touch my car?
417
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,724
I don't know anything about anything.
Why won't you all leave me alone?
418
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,352
Jakey, coming in hot.
419
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,885
Hey. Come here.
420
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,484
This is me, all right?
You can tell me anything.
421
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,362
Are you… are you hurt?
422
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,902
-I don't want Jessie to take my place.
-[sighs]
423
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,912
Even if you don't race today,
I promise you'll get your seat back.
424
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,410
You have my word.
425
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,953
[exhales] The doctor said I have
a concussion and I shouldn't drive.
426
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:50,457
The number she gave me was from Domino's.
I'm in a real death spiral here.
427
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,593
Well, I gotta pull you.
428
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,379
For your own safety and--
And for everybody else out there.
429
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:57,513
I know.
430
00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,129
This is not your fault. This is on me.
431
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:04,257
I've been so busy fighting
with Catherine lately I neglected you.
432
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,306
I should've taken you to the doctor.
433
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,640
Yeah. This is on you.
434
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:08,604
Yeah.
435
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,273
Don't worry.
436
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,732
You're young. You'll heal real fast.
437
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,227
[loud bang]
438
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:15,815
Amir?
439
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,069
Why did I find spark plugs in your bag?
440
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:19,946
I--
441
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,066
Amir might take a little bit longer.
442
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,947
-Is everything okay?
-Hey, you got your fire suit?
443
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:31,867
Never more than three feet away.
Even when I sleep.
444
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,667
Weird flex, but okay. You're in.
445
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,884
-Wait, seriously?
-What's wrong with Jake?
446
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:42,303
I just found out he's got a concussion,
and why Amir's been shedding, so.
447
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:45,854
-Let's go. Change. Get in there.
-Yes. You won't regret this.
448
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,312
I feel like I just released a tiger
into a village.
449
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:54,190
Kevin, it's good we had Jessie around.
No, wait, that was all me.
450
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:57,571
Okay. You know what?
Before you take your victory lap,
451
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,819
we wouldn't be in this situation
if she wasn't here.
452
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,282
We had a driver who was on a hot streak,
453
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:07,123
and because of your decision,
we're in mid-season starting a rookie.
454
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,450
-This is not great.
-I don't wanna have this fight.
455
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,036
At least we have a car out there.
456
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:13,541
-So, how'd it go with Morgan?
-Oh. I ended it.
457
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,253
-Hey, Kevin.
-Hey, Morgan.
458
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,423
Let's see some racing. I'm excited.
459
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:21,465
[chuckles weakly]
460
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,338
And she started it back up.
461
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,555
[theme music playing]