1 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,682 All right, Jessie, nice job. Bring it on home. 2 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,762 -What'd she finish? -Thirty-second. 3 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:17,642 You're happy she had a lousy race. 4 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:20,226 Wha--? Not at all. She did nice things out there. 5 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,981 I mean, she beat two cars. 6 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:24,477 She didn't hit anyone in the pit crew. 7 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,776 For the last time, it was an accident. 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,910 No, no. Once is an accident. Three times is attempted murder. 9 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:34,029 It was her first big race. She was thrown out there. 10 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,157 I'm proud of her. 11 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,833 Yeah, no. She's a decent driver. She really is. 12 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:39,872 I'm sure our sponsors are very happy 13 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:44,376 because sometimes when the cars go by so fast, you can't read the logos. 14 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,168 Oh! That's weird. 15 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:49,625 Why are they interviewing her? She practically finished last. 16 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,716 I'm gonna go check if she's okay. Jacket on or jacket off? 17 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:55,222 -You're pittin' up pretty good. Jacket on. -Jacket on. 18 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,886 I wanna thank our owner, Catherine Spencer. 19 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:01,975 -She's such a suck-up. -Man, well, who cares what she says? 20 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:06,022 And the most amazing crew chief a driver could want, Kevin Gibson. 21 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,738 Actually, for a first race, pretty impressive. 22 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,775 -Tell me you aren't falling for this. -[shushes] 23 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:12,863 Let her speak. 24 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:16,527 So what's it like having your first Cup race under your belt? 25 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:20,208 You know, obviously, I'm not happy where I placed, but that's on me. 26 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,538 The car was set up perfectly. 27 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,003 A shout-out to Chuck Stubbs and Amir Lajani. 28 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,344 She knows their last names? What is happening? 29 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,088 There's one person I haven't mentioned. 30 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,803 I'm just keeping his seat warm until he gets back. 31 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,758 Jake Martin, get well soon, buddy. 32 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:39,345 Yeah, the whole team misses you, the whole sport misses you. 33 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:42,059 I don't wanna use the word "hero," but, um-- 34 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:47,522 [sobbing] I'm sorry. Excuse me, I need to be with my team. 35 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,317 Hey, great first race, kid. 36 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,403 Wow, I had no idea I was your hero. 37 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:53,357 You're not. 38 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,566 I thought tears would be too much, but then I just went for it. 39 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:01,254 [theme music playing] 40 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,140 Question. If you were dating someone and had leftovers in the fridge 41 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,548 and they ate them, you'd be pissed, right? 42 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,559 {\an8}There are a lot of variables. 43 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,731 {\an8}What was the food? How long was it there? 44 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,232 {\an8}Were you actively hiding it? Walk me through everything. 45 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:31,074 {\an8}Frank and I went to Basil Leaf, my favorite restaurant. 46 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,821 {\an8}-I ordered my favorite dish. -Yeah, lobster ravioli. 47 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:36,413 {\an8}Yeah, 'cause they put big chunks of lobster in there. 48 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,909 {\an8}I saved half for lunch today, and Frank ate it. 49 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:42,162 {\an8}Hold the phone. Frank went into his own fridge and ate the food? 50 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:45,292 {\an8}Beth, if he's capable of that, he's capable of anything. 51 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,463 {\an8}You gotta get out of this relationship. 52 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,460 {\an8}I know you don't wanna hear this, but the rule is, 53 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:55,546 {\an8}unless specifically labeled, leftovers in the fridge are a jump ball. 54 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,143 {\an8}-It's common knowledge. -Ugh. I should've gone to Amir. 55 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,599 {\an8}Okay. If you say that, you've already lost. 56 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,274 {\an8}So, how was your weekend with… 57 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,189 {\an8}[moaning, kissing] 58 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,268 {\an8}…Morgan? 59 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,523 {\an8}I don't like her for her money, 60 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,395 but yesterday I did feel like {\an8}Pretty Woman. 61 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:12,981 {\an8}Except instead of a dress, she bought me Nikes and a pretzel. 62 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:17,108 {\an8}So, did you tell Catherine yet? She was pretty mad. 63 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,777 I don't care. I don't. It's none of her business. 64 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,946 Morgan's great. Unlike you, she laughs at my stories. 65 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,575 I laughed at them the first time and second time. 66 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:27,422 But after 100, I just don't have the will. 67 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:31,209 The only strike against her is she's friends with Catherine. 68 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,674 Yeah, well, that is a pretty big strike. 69 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,835 It's like having a face tattoo. It's hard to get past it. 70 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:39,182 She checks a lot of boxes. 71 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:41,930 -You have boxes? -Yeah. I've always had boxes. 72 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,563 -Since when? -Since always. 73 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,060 -What are they? -Funny, hot-- 74 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:48,104 Okay. I've only had two boxes. 75 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,395 [rock music playing] 76 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,355 -Can I come in? -Why ask? 77 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:54,861 You'll do what you want anyway. 78 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:59,363 I wanted to talk to you at the track, but I guess… we kept missing each other. 79 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,367 I saw you hiding behind a dumpster. 80 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,409 -I lost my contacts. -You don't wear contacts. 81 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,953 Not anymore, I lost them. Pay attention to my story. 82 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:08,995 About you and Morgan-- 83 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,882 I understand I said I wouldn't date her. 84 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,749 And I did, and we're happy. I'm not gonna apologize for that. 85 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:15,956 -Kevin-- -No. Know what? I'm a grown man. 86 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,377 And so is Morgan. 87 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:21,721 Obviously, she's a woman, but she's full grown. 88 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:25,393 Not fat. She's mature. Not old. Please don't tell her any of this. 89 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,479 What I was gonna say is I talked to her and she seems excited. 90 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,480 I don't get it, 91 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,401 but for some reason, she finds you… charming. 92 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:36,281 You're saying that like it's not even remotely possible. 93 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,609 It's possible, I just have to get used to it. 94 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,355 Just like I got used to my stepmom being younger than me. 95 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:45,156 -Think we're done here. -One more thing. And this is important. 96 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,413 We need a new hauler. 97 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,624 If we can't get the car to the track, we can't race. 98 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,455 Yeah, it's got like a million miles on it. 99 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:54,250 And, obviously, I can't prove this, but it's definitely haunted. 100 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:59,168 I talked to Morgan, but I couldn't get her to pull the trigger. 101 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:02,047 So since you two have been getting along so well, 102 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,255 it'd help if you'd nudge her over the goal line. 103 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:05,845 Oh, okay. Uh… 104 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:10,228 A week ago, you told me to start looking for a new job. 105 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,150 Now you want me to leverage my relationship to get what you want. 106 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:14,649 That is interesting. 107 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:15,821 [sighs] 108 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:20,029 Hold onto that table, Catherine, 'cause she be turnin'. 109 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,452 I realize this is awkward. 110 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:25,371 Whoa! 111 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:29,250 You feel that? Was that an earthquake? No. It was a power shift. 112 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:31,366 Are you finished? 113 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,496 I have one more about a tsunami, but I made my point. 114 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,921 If you don't wanna do it, don't. 115 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,263 No, I'll do it. You know why? 'Cause I'll do it for the team. 116 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,300 It'll happen tonight at the Pit Stop over tater tots. 117 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:44,934 See? That right there. 118 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,314 Morgan's never had a tater tot in her life. 119 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:51,139 What do you two have in common? It doesn't make any sense. 120 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:54,555 -You think she's out of my league? -League? She's in a different sport. 121 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:56,855 Did Beyoncé sing at your birthday party? 122 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:59,029 No, but Beth sang Beyoncé. 123 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:01,778 She was pretty drunk, but she did a good job. 124 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:05,741 Up until she sang "All the Single Ladies," then she started to cry. 125 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,784 Kind of ruined the mood. 126 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:09,866 [rock music playing] 127 00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:11,704 I like a lot of camber in the wheels. 128 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,998 If it's too tight, we'll play with the shims and wedge. 129 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,422 Wow. All right, I can make that happen. 130 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,461 Yeah, you really know your stuff. This makes our job a lot easier. 131 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,005 Ooh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 132 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:24,089 Make sure you can turn that back to the stuff I like next week. 133 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,795 How do you like your car set up? 134 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:26,965 Like I like my women. 135 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,773 Pretty on the outside, with a lot of parts I don't understand on the inside. 136 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,058 [chuckles] 137 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:35,351 Yeah. Jake just hits the gas and tries to finish first. 138 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:37,856 I'm guessing that's also how he is with his ladies. 139 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,899 -Oh! -[laughs] Yeah, it is. 140 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:43,525 She's saying you know nothing about cars or women. 141 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:47,871 Well, she doesn't know anything about potato chips or coffee makers. 142 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,738 Are you just naming things you see? 143 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,196 I'm going to Kevin's office. 144 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:55,787 And not because I can see it. Because I want to. 145 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,839 Oh, I hate her so much! 146 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:00,879 Me too. 147 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,011 Who we talking about? 148 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,633 -Jessie. -Actually, I'm kinda warming up to her. 149 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,547 Today she told me I had a steely gaze. 150 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:11,136 I know what she's doing, but it's working. 151 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,024 Not you too. 152 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,929 She's working with Chuck and Amir. 153 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:18,097 They're drooling over her because she knows the boring stupid stuff. 154 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:21,687 Jake, calm down. Some of the best drivers are like you. 155 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:24,284 Born with an extra finger  they had removed as a child 156 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,320 and they wonder every day if it would've given them an edge? 157 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,526 That wasn't what I meant, but that too. 158 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,582 They didn't have the technical knowledge. 159 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:37,792 So, learn about the cars, beat Jessie at her own game. 160 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:39,884 Yeah, that would be cool. 161 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,999 I'd be like, "Hey, the car has a thing that turns the other thing, 162 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:44,667 and I know about it. What's up?" 163 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,510 See, just hearing that gives me goosebumps. 164 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,640 Was that extra finger a pinky or a thumb? 165 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,394 My parents said it came out of my palm like a sundial. 166 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,807 If you still had it, you'd never need a watch. 167 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,688 They didn't have money for special mittens, so it had to go. 168 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,451 We're in the last lap. It's me and Rusty Wallace in one and two 169 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:13,702 I'm so close to him, I can smell his cologne. 170 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:17,164 The man loved Paco Rabanne. Honestly, he bathed in it. 171 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,286 We would always be like, "Rusty, a little dab." 172 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:20,543 [glugging sounds] 173 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,165 -Hey, hey, hey. -[laughing] 174 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:23,841 Crazy. He went nuts. Whatever. 175 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,960 Anyway, final turn, I get next to him, look him right in the eyes, 176 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,298 and flip him off. 177 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:30,682 Then I slingshot past him to take the lead. 178 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,140 -You won the race? -No. 179 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,470 [chuckling] Story-killer. 180 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:38,184 No, Wallace puts me into the wall, I flip upside down, 181 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:41,267 the car skids and stops eight feet from the finish line. 182 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,524 Wow. That's horrible. 183 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,105 You think you gotta use the bathroom at the end of a race, 184 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,861 wait till you're upside down. 185 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,033 [laughs] 186 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:51,200 Moral of the story, he hurt my car, I hurt his feelings. So who won? 187 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,410 -Rusty Wallace? -Yeah, you're right. 188 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,834 What'd you think, Frank? 189 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,121 Hilarious. Another A+ story, Kev. 190 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,365 Yeah... what was it about? 191 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:02,997 About how he was a driver. 192 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,174 Yeah, that's all he talks about. 193 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,593 Stop looking at your phone when we're together. 194 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,342 We all have to listen to his boring stories, and so do you. 195 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,184 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 196 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:16,219 I'm sorry my almost dying on national TV is a yawn fest for you. 197 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,345 You tell a good story. 198 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:19,811 Tell the one about the haircut you didn't like. 199 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,982 -Bangs? -It's always bangs. 200 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,191 -Then why you keep doing it? -Kevin. 201 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:28,732 You know I have a new boss in New York. She needs to know I'm available 24/7. 202 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,438 So to get you to pay attention, 203 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,988 I either have to be your boss or leftover lobster ravioli. 204 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:37,333 Just put your name on it. Is that too much to ask? 205 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,160 -Promise we never get like that. Okay. -Done. 206 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,616 I'm sorry. My phone is off. 207 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,037 -Thank you. -No. I get it. 208 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,375 I once answered a phone at a funeral. 209 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:49,590 People were horrified, but I was like, "What? I'm burying my old lawyer." 210 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,132 "I gotta get a new one." 211 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,335 What do you do, Frank? 212 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,558 I'm a financial analyst at Kinnane Brothers. 213 00:09:57,638 --> 00:10:01,768 Oh! No way. Charles is a friend. Are you going to that hospital fundraiser? 214 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,271 Yeah, Beth and I are going. 215 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,062 Unless I'm still on trial for Ravioli-gate. 216 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,567 Yeah, I'm over it. 217 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,068 The beer's kicked in. Thank you, beer. 218 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,821 Great. If you guys are going, Kev, you should come with. 219 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,613 No, I hate hospitals. 220 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,777 I know I shouldn't, but I always look in the rooms when I walk by, 221 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,237 and I'm like, "Don't do it," and I looked, and was like, 222 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,498 "Oh, Grandma! I thought those were your knees." 223 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,000 -And I was like, just-- -[laughs] 224 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,881 You gotta keep it moving. 225 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,999 Kevin, it's not at a hospital. 226 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,876 You think we're walking around the ER, sipping champagne? 227 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,304 You know what? I'm on your side with the leftovers. 228 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,263 That's right. 229 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,893 You know, Morgan? I would love to go. 230 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:42,270 Yay! It's our second double date, and this time it's gonna be fancy. 231 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,560 We have to go early. There's a wine tasting. 232 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,024 They are featuring wines from the Loire Valley. 233 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:50,234 Ooh. That's my third favorite valley, after Hidden and Frankie. 234 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,606 [laughs] 235 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,951 [sighs] Hey, what are you wearing to the event tonight? 236 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,110 My pajamas. 237 00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,655 Who had August for Beth gives up on life? 238 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:05,412 I can't go tonight. Frank is going to New York for a work emergency. 239 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,538 Are you kidding? I was counting on you. 240 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,625 Morgan might be networking. Who will I make fun of people with? 241 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:13,671 We could've done that thing where we sound like a couple from England. 242 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,626 [with British accent] Who are charmed by their American ways. 243 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,387 All right, all right, all right. 244 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,510 [normal accent] That is Matthew McConaughey. 245 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,177 Yeah, with a British accent. It makes it pop. 246 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:28,226 [laughs] No. Please do not do that tonight with Morgan. 247 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,562 What are you doing with Morgan? 248 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:34,527 Oh, we are going to a fundraiser for the Children's Hospital, 249 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,530 not at the Children's Hospital. 250 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,815 She invited you to that? I didn't know she was going. 251 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,867 Guess her first choice was available. 252 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:42,911 You could go with me. 253 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,703 No, just wanna be invited before him. 254 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,827 Oh yeah. No, I mean, I didn't want to go anyway. 255 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,504 Did you talk to Morgan about the hauler? 256 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,174 Hey, when I say I'll do a thing, I do the thing. 257 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,094 Did I say I'd do the thing? Then I did the thing. 258 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,430 Great, 'cause I need you to do another thing. 259 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,641 I found these really high-end ones. 260 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,772 That way, when we go to a race people will say, 261 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,939 "Wow, Catherine Spencer is running a kick-ass organization there." 262 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:10,228 "Did she get a new power suit? It looks fabulous." 263 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,975 Consider it done. 264 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,570 You didn't get a new hauler. 265 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,113 No. I forgot to ask Morgan. 266 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,276 Why did you tell Catherine you did? 267 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:25,825 Because I didn't think about the consequences. 268 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,714 [rock music playing] 269 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,081 Now, what was that you were using? 270 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,037 Amir, I don't have time. I gotta get this car ready for Sunday. 271 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,588 Kevin wanted us to spend time with Jake 272 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:39,552 'cause he wants to learn about the car. We should support that. 273 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,633 -You do? -Yeah. 274 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,138 He just asked me what a thermos was. 275 00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,848 We can't replace the springs during the race, right? 276 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,732 So, we adjust the wedge to make it tighter or looser. 277 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,310 [Jake] No, no, let me do this. 278 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:54,055 If I keep turning this, is a clown gonna pop out? 279 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,855 I've been burned by this before. 280 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:56,781 [popping noise] 281 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,939 [metal clanging] 282 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,702 How important is this? 283 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,747 Well, without that, you'll crash into the wall at 180 miles per hour. 284 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,672 But, hey, just get rid of it. 285 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,711 Come on. If I don't work on the car, how am I supposed to learn? 286 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,796 It's not like they write books about this. 287 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,631 You're not real familiar with books, are you? 288 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:27,008 I brought you one after Kevin mentioned that you were interested. Here. 289 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:32,273 The Psychics of NASCAR? Awesome. 290 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,022 No, Jake, it's The Physics of NASCAR. 291 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,145 Just let him read it. He'll find out. 292 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,863 He got the cover wrong. 293 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,373 Three hundred pages? This is gonna take me forever. 294 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,615 Yeah, let's hope so. 295 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:50,867 Okay. 296 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,707 Great. I'm the only one without a tie. 297 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,501 Makes you look distinguished, 298 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:59,094 in an "I didn't bother to read the invitation" kind of way. 299 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,299 I know I hide it well but, I gotta be honest, 300 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,683 I'm very uncomfortable 301 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,589 in these situations, so please don't leave me. 302 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,518 You've got nothing to worry about. You have the most interesting job here. 303 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,268 You're a NASCAR crew chief. 304 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,600 All right, you're right. Yeah, let's have a good time. 305 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,227 Ooh, Itzhak Perlman tickets. How great would that be? 306 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:20,324 Be awesome if I knew who Itzhak Perlman was. 307 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,821 He has an amazing story. 308 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,282 He got polio as a kid, he walks with leg braces, 309 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,703 but he became  the world's best violin player. 310 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,623 It's amazing, but do you play the violin with your legs? 311 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,542 Kevin, you can't joke about polio. 312 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,752 I'm not making fun of polio, Marco. 313 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,003 -Marco? -Polio. 314 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,504 Stop! [laughs] 315 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,336 Oh… 316 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,416 Stan Fitzsimmons. 317 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:46,337 He wants me to invest in his company. Does it look like I'm smiling? 318 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,547 Either that or you took a gut punch. 319 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,139 -Fitzy. -You have not returned my calls. 320 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,226 I told you. I've gotta talk to my team. 321 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,692 -Morgan? -Oh! 322 00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,321 Kevin, this is Stan and Michael. 323 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,318 -How you doing? -Hey, guys. Nice to see you. 324 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,150 -[cell phone ringing] -Sorry. 325 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,065 Gosh, I've gotta take this. It's Japan. I am so sorry. 326 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,445 -I should go with you, right? -Sorry. I'll be back. 327 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,872 So Kevin, what line of work you in? 328 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,451 Oh, I'm a crew chief for a NASCAR team. 329 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:14,787 Oh. Good for you. 330 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:19,038 -So what are you working on, Michael? -Right now we're focusing on algae. 331 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:23,086 Ah. It's a great idea in theory, but how many guys went down that rat hole? 332 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,722 [chuckles] Rat hole. 333 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,925 What? You don't think it'll work? 334 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,599 You know, I mean, it could. Or it could not. 335 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,810 I mean, it depends. I just-- The whole thing is just kind of crazy. 336 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:36,983 -What's crazy? -Hmm? 337 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,351 You just said it's crazy. 338 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,397 Just how everything went down. 339 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,271 -How what went down? -The whole thing. 340 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,978 -What whole thing? -Son of a bitch. 341 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,698 So, what's your solution to climate change, Kevin? 342 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,279 Well, I would swing back to Michael's side, 343 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,985 and I think you should kill all the algae. You know, yeah. 344 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,537 Kill all the algae? 345 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,460 Well, that would be an ecological disaster. 346 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,499 Let me finish, okay? 347 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,464 What I'm saying is Michael's killing it with the algae, you know? 348 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,046 We're all speaking the same language here. 349 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,132 -I have no idea what he's saying. -Yeah. 350 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,338 Wait, hold on a second. 351 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,757 Yep. I gotta take this. Southern Pennsylvania. 352 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,888 [rock music playing] 353 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,515 [car accelerating on simulator] 354 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,811 Hey. How much longer will you be here? 355 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,855 The parking lot gets kinda spooky at night. 356 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,649 I'll be fine walking to my car. 357 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,032 Wasn't talking about you. 358 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,526 Let me concentrate. 359 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,110 -Trying to beat your time? -No. 360 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,275 I'm trying to beat your time, if you have to know. 361 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,824 I've run this lap 300 times, 362 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,447 and still haven't come within half a second of your best. 363 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,155 I tried to tell you I was great. 364 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,212 You know what? Never mind. I'm out of here. 365 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,039 I'll tell you what you're doing wrong. 366 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,285 You need to get on the throttle sooner out of turn two. 367 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,627 But what if I spin out? 368 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,592 What if you don't? When you're driving, 369 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,222 do you feel the car wanting to give more than it should? 370 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,389 No. The stupid car never tells me anything. 371 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:55,428 Maybe it's because you call it stupid. Sometimes, I think it knows. 372 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,845 I can't tell you how crazy it makes me that you just bumble your dumb ass 373 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,185 into a cockpit and get around the track so fast. 374 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,811 Wanna know what I was doing tonight? 375 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,517 Pushing a door labeled "pull"? 376 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:12,571 I was reading about the technical stuff because I'm jealous you know everything. 377 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,066 Hmm. How far did you get? 378 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,238 That's not important. 379 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,624 -Want me to show you how I get around? -That'd be very cool. Thank you. 380 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:25,286 You're a great driver, and you'll get it. You just have to let go and feel it. 381 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,667 But I like to be in control. 382 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,554 You think you do, until you're not. 383 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,263 -What if something bad happens? -What do you think that would be? 384 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,137 Are you as turned on as I am? 385 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,430 [laughs] No. 386 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,806 Yeah, no, me neither. That's stupid. 387 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,519 [with British accent] How'd it go, Nigel? 388 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,186 Where was that voice when I needed it? 389 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,605 [normal accent] Ooh, that bad? 390 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,903 Ever wondered how they turn algae into fuel? 391 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,817 -Never once. -Exactly. 392 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,620 Was Morgan boring too? 393 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,580 No, no. She's great. It's just-- 394 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,708 I don't think we're gonna work out. 395 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,749 What? Why? You guys have been having so much fun. 396 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,713 We don't have much in common. 397 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,384 You should have seen her last night. 398 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:12,222 She was schmoozing, making deals. She was just in her element. 399 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,509 Like me at one of Chuck's barbecues. 400 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:18,563 Where I'm walking around, eating ribs, blowing up old refrigerators, 401 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,479 wishing we'd moved the refrigerator further from the house. 402 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,020 You just saw work her. She likes what she does. So do you. 403 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,355 Yeah, but I'm the same everywhere. This is the real her. 404 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,862 I just think we're from different worlds. 405 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:36,164 You know you do this every time, right? You meet someone, they're perfect, 406 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,200 then you start looking for problems and blow the whole thing up. 407 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,004 Dr. Phil calls it self-sabotage. 408 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,039 You know he's not a real doctor, right? 409 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,170 And I'm pretty sure that mustache is a clip-on. 410 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,964 And if anyone self-sabotages, it's you with Frank. 411 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,416 What? That is not true. 412 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,876 You exploded over him eating ravioli. 413 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,097 Lobster ravioli. You wanna do this? 414 00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:01,348 You broke up with Mary because she cut her hair too short. 415 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,691 Yeah. She looked like my uncle Rick. It creeped me out. 416 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,939 And what about Lawyer Todd? 417 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,690 But-- He wore a puka shell necklace. At least give me that one. 418 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,692 Okay. So, Rita? What was her problem? 419 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,777 She had sweaty fingers. It was like holding hands with a frog. 420 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,542 And what about when you broke up with Ryan 'cause he was too sensitive? 421 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,198 Kevin, he was gay. 422 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,616 Oh, that's right. 423 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,877 My bad. He's good people. He's good people. 424 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,417 All right, yes, maybe we both do it. 425 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,876 But you really like Morgan, don't you? 426 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,087 I do. 427 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,347 The real her is the one that's into you. I can tell. 428 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,930 And why wouldn't she be? You're amazing. 429 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:44,926 Come on. 430 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,847 Spider-Man's amazing. I'm just really good. 431 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,186 [giggles] 432 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,071 All right, go on, have fun. See where it goes. 433 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,319 End the cycle. 434 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:54,821 Dr. Phil? 435 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,992 No, Rachael Ray. 436 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,909 She does more than make food. She makes me think. 437 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,124 I'm sorry, am I late? 438 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,913 No. Perfect. Come on, have a seat. 439 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,416 I got here early because I wanted to get our usual table. 440 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,168 I think it's there, but very sweet. 441 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,750 Yeah. I tried that one first 442 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:15,625 but it was one of those jiggly ones, so I was hoping you wouldn't remember. 443 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,466 Look, I want to apologize for last night. 444 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,391 I wasn't the greatest company. 445 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,810 No, no. I'm sorry. I felt so guilty I kept getting called away. 446 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,064 [clears throat] Can I be honest with you? 447 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,734 I'd rather you didn't. 448 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,321 Nothing good ever comes after "Can I be honest with you?" 449 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,032 All right, here it goes. 450 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,397 Cards on the table. 451 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,084 I was worried we come from different worlds and all that, 452 00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,788 but then I started thinking about it, and I was realizing, 453 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,909 you're looking for something to be wrong here. You know? 454 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,707 Dr. Phil calls it self-sabotage. 455 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,791 Kevin, he's not a real doctor. 456 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,876 [laughs] Yeah, that's what I said. See? This is gonna work. 457 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,553 -What's gonna work? -Us. 458 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,681 Uh, that's what I wanted to tell you. 459 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,178 I'm all in. You know? 460 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,511 I was worried about distance, but I don't care. 461 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,266 I'm gonna visit you in California. And is it gonna be easy? No. 462 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,850 But is it worth it? Yeah. It's totally worth it. 463 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,267 Are we worth it? Absolutely. So, here's what I'm doing. 464 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,147 I'm just gonna do it, I don't even care. 465 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:21,414 I'm taking my heart and putting it there in the center of the table. 466 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,608 And that's yours. 467 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:23,985 Yeah. 468 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,618 Ah… 469 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,290 You mean "ah" like "feels so right"? 470 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,495 -Can I be honest with you? -Please don't. 471 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:42,756 Kevin, you're an amazing guy, and I love hanging out with you, 472 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,973 I just-- I'm not really looking for a relationship. 473 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,975 -I thought maybe this would just be fun-- -Yeah, of course-- Totally fun. 474 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,768 You know what's more fun? Forgetting the last three minutes. 475 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,273 -Let's do that. -No. I'm sorry. 476 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,944 Seems like you wanted something more serious, and I'm not there, and-- 477 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,525 This was a bad idea. I should go before it gets awkward. 478 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:05,160 No. Come on, we're adults. We can get past this ugly stuff and just-- 479 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,200 We're fine. It's not even awkward at all. 480 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,328 It's fine. 481 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:23,588 Just, uh-- 482 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:25,931 Just gonna do this. 483 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,221 -I'm gonna go. -Okay. 484 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,474 I'll see you soon. 485 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,015 -Morgan, hold up. -Please don't. 486 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:33,518 I will hook up with you out of pity, regret it, and then get a new dog. 487 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,772 It's not about us. Uh… 488 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,860 Catherine was looking for a hauler, and-- 489 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,229 [mumbles] 490 00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:41,321 Can I have some money? 491 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,454 -Hey, Kevin. -Hey. Here's the check for the hauler. 492 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,453 Oh. Look. This is awkward, but I talked to Morgan 493 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,786 and I heard you two aren't-- You know. 494 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:55,620 Go ahead. 495 00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,044 I know. Say you told me so. 496 00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,706 Morgan only dates rich smart guys, 497 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:03,465 and I cheated on my SATs and barely broke 800. 498 00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,724 True story. Don't know why I'm telling you. 499 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,064 Not that I don't have a million insults in the holster-- 500 00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,638 I actually thought of another one looking at you. 501 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,230 But, I've been in your shoes. 502 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,940 It sucks. I'm sorry that happened to you. 503 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:19,815 Oh. 504 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,189 All right, well, thank you. I'll be fine. 505 00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:25,696 Let me know when you are. 'Cause I'm saving them up. 506 00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:28,871 She's back. 507 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,446 Oh, good, you're here. 508 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:36,286 Travel plans are here, paychecks are here, and the Tums are here. 509 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,170 Yeah, I don't need Tums. 510 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,130 When we head out to Michigan, that chili place is right there. 511 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,921 I'd tell you not to go, but you will. 512 00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,344 I'd tell you not to get the fire sauce, but you will. 513 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,934 So, here are the Tums. 514 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,548 Wait. Where are you going? 515 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:50,255 I took your advice. 516 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,805 I'm getting frustrated with Frank over the little stuff. 517 00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:56,349 We had a good talk, and he invited me up to New York for a romantic getaway. 518 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,885 I gotta get my flight. 519 00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:01,858 Oh, call me if you need me. But, seriously, don't call me. 520 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,944 Oh, crap. I forgot. How did it go with Morgan? 521 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,900 Actually, um… 522 00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:10,368 It was great. It was. 523 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,079 -Yeah? -Thank you for your advice. 524 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:15,329 I knew it. I knew you two were perfect together. 525 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,174 Say it. Say "Beth was right." 526 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:20,125 Say it. 527 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,051 -Beth was right. -[giggles] 528 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:29,220 Well, normally, I'd make you do that until it felt more sincere, 529 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,801 but I have an Uber here. 530 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,346 Have fun in New York. I won't bother you. 531 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,347 -Hey, where are my, uh-- -[Beth] They're on your head. 532 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,482 [theme music playing]