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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪潔西，做得很好，開回來吧

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‪她第幾名？

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‪你在暗爽她成績很差

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‪完全沒有，她在場上表現得很不錯

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‪畢竟她贏過了兩輛車

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‪她沒撞到任何維修組員

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‪我再說最後一次，那是意外

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‪不對，撞一次是意外

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‪三次就是殺人未遂了

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‪這是她的第一場大比賽

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‪還是被趕鴨子上架，我很以她為傲

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‪對，她是個很不錯的車手，真的

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‪我相信贊助商一定很開心

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‪因為有時候車太快開過去的話

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‪上面的商標會看不清楚

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‪真奇怪

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‪他們幹嘛採訪她？

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‪她幾乎是最後一名耶

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‪我去看看她的狀況

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‪要不要穿外套？

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‪-你狐臭很嚴重，穿著吧
‪-好，那就穿著

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‪我想感謝車隊老闆凱瑟琳史賓瑟

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‪她真是個馬屁精

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‪誰會在意她說什麼？

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‪還有令所有車手稱羨的總技師

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‪凱文吉布森

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‪其實就首賽而言，她還挺亮眼的

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‪你該不會上鉤了吧？

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‪讓她說吧

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‪成功參加第一場盃賽的感覺如何？

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‪我當然對名次不甚滿意

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‪但那是我個人的錯

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‪車子調整得很完美

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‪感謝查克史塔布及阿米爾拉強尼

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‪她知道他們的姓？這是怎麼回事？

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‪有一個人我還沒提到

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‪我只是在他回歸之前，先幫他暖椅子

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‪傑克馬汀，趕快康復，兄弟

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‪整支車隊都很想念你

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‪整個賽車圈都很想念你

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‪我不想用“英雄”這個詞，但…

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‪不好意思，我得去找隊友們了

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‪很出色的首賽，小妞

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‪原來我是妳的英雄啊

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‪並不是

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‪我本來以為流淚會太誇張

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‪但還是順水推舟了

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{\an8}‪問你喔，假設你跟某人交往

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{\an8}‪然後冰箱裡的剩菜被對方吃了

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‪你會生氣吧？

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{\an8}‪其中有很多變數

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{\an8}‪是什麼剩菜？

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{\an8}‪冰多久了？

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{\an8}‪妳是故意藏起來的嗎？

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{\an8}‪請詳細說明

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{\an8}‪法蘭克和我去了我最愛的羅勒葉餐廳

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‪我點了我最愛的料理

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‪龍蝦餃

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{\an8}‪對，因為裡面會包大塊龍蝦肉

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{\an8}‪我留一半要當今天午餐

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{\an8}‪但被法蘭克吃了

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{\an8}‪等一下，法蘭克吃掉
‪自己冰箱裡的食物？

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‪貝絲，連這種事都做得出來
‪他根本毫無下限

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‪妳得結束這段感情

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{\an8}‪我知道妳不想聽，不過規則是

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‪除非有明確標示

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‪不然冰箱剩菜先搶先贏，這是常識

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‪我就知道該問阿米爾才對

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‪如果妳得說這句話，代表妳已經輸了

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{\an8}‪那你這週末和…

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‪茉根過得如何？

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‪我不是為了她的錢才喜歡她

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‪但我昨天感覺的確很像麻雀變鳳凰

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‪但她不是買洋裝給我
‪而是送我NIKE和蝴蝶餅

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{\an8}‪那你告訴凱瑟琳了嗎？

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‪她還挺生氣的喔

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‪我才不在乎，不關她的事

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‪茉根很棒，她不像妳
‪她聽到我的故事會笑

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‪我聽第一次和第二次也會笑

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‪但聽過一百次後，我就提不起那個勁

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‪她唯一的缺點就是

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‪她和凱瑟琳是朋友

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‪對，那可是挺大的缺點

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‪就像臉上有刺青一樣

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‪很難不去注意

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‪她符合很多條件

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‪你有列條件？

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‪一向都有

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‪-什麼時候有的？
‪-一開始就有

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‪-什麼條件？
‪-好笑、性感…

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‪我只有兩個條件

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‪-我能進來嗎？
‪-何必問？

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‪反正你想做還是會做

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‪我在賽場就想找妳談了

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‪不過我們似乎一直沒遇到

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‪我看到你躲在垃圾子車後面

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‪我隱形眼鏡掉了

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‪你又不戴隱形眼鏡

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‪不戴是因為弄丟了，仔細聽人說話吧

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‪關於你和茉根…

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‪我知道我說過不會跟她交往

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‪但還是交往了，而且很幸福
‪我不會為此道歉

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‪-凱文…
‪-不，我是大男人了

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‪茉根也是

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‪當然她是女人，但她長得很大

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‪不是體型大，是成熟

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‪不是老，這些話請別跟她說

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‪我想說的是，我跟她談過了
‪她似乎很興奮

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‪雖然我不懂

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‪但她不知為何覺得你很迷人

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‪妳的口氣像是根本不可能一樣

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‪當然是有可能，只是我得習慣一下

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‪就像我得習慣繼母比我年輕兩歲的事

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‪那我們說完了

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‪其實還有一件事，這很重要

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‪車隊需要新運輸車

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‪無法把賽車送到賽道就無法比賽

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‪我同意，里程數都已經好幾百萬了

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‪雖然我無法證明

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‪但現在那輛肯定鬧鬼了

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‪我找茉根談過了，但無法讓她點頭

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‪既然你們兩個感情那麼融洽

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‪如果你能推她一把，對我也有幫助

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‪好喔

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‪一週前，妳還叫我開始找新工作

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‪現在卻要我動用感情關係
‪來幫妳達成願望

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‪真有意思

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‪妳要好好注意風水，因為要輪流轉了

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‪我知道這很尷尬

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‪妳有感覺到嗎？

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‪是地震嗎？不是

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‪這是權力轉移

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‪說完了嗎？

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‪我還有海嘯的比喻能講

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‪不過應該已經夠清楚了

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‪你如果不想做，那就不要做

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‪我做，妳知道為什麼嗎？

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‪我是為了大家才這麼做

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‪我今晚在停站餐廳吃薯塊時
‪就會幫妳實現願望

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‪你看，就是這個

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‪茉根這輩子根本沒吃過薯塊

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‪你們到底有什麼共通點？這沒道理啊

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‪妳覺得我高攀不上

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‪高攀？她根本就在另一個世界

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‪碧昂絲會在你的生日派對獻唱嗎？

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‪不會，但貝絲會獻唱碧昂絲的歌

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‪她雖然很醉，但還是表現得很不錯

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‪直到她唱起《單身女郎》

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‪然後就哭了起來

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‪實在有點煞風景

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‪我喜歡輪胎外傾角

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‪如果轉向不足
‪我們可以調整墊片和調整楔

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‪好，這我辦得到

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‪妳很專業嘛

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‪這幫我們省了不少功夫

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‪下週我回歸的時候
‪一定要能把車子調整回來

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‪你喜歡車子怎麼調整？

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‪就像我對女人的喜好

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‪外表漂亮
‪內裡有很多我所不明白的零件

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‪傑克只會踩下油門，想要搶先結束

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‪我猜他對女人也是這樣

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‪對，沒錯

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‪她是說你對車和女人都一無所知

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‪她才對洋芋片或咖啡機一無所知

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‪你是看到什麼說什麼嗎？

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‪我要去凱文的辦公室了

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‪我不是看到就說，而是想到才說

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‪我好討厭她

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‪我也是

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‪我們是在說誰？

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‪-潔西
‪-我其實慢慢有點喜歡她了

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‪她今天說我的眼神如鷹

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‪我看得出她的伎倆，但還是中招了

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‪不要連你也淪陷了

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‪她跟查克和阿米爾在一起玩車

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‪他們對她垂涎三尺

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‪因為她懂那些無聊的白痴東西

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‪傑克，冷靜點

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‪世界上有些頂尖車手也和你一樣

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‪他們也在小時候拿掉天生多的手指

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‪然後每天納悶
‪那根手指會不會帶來什麼優勢？

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‪我本來不是要說這個，但也是啦

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‪他們也沒有技術知識

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‪我告訴你，你就去瞭解車

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‪以其人之道還治其人之身

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‪對，這樣很酷

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‪我能說：“車子有個東西
‪能轉動另一個東西

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‪我非常懂，屌吧？”

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‪光是聽到這裡就讓我起了雞皮疙瘩

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‪你多長的是小指還是拇指？

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‪我爸媽說那根手指
‪跟日晷一樣從手掌直伸出來

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‪如果你還留著，就永遠不需要手錶了

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‪我爸媽大概沒錢買特殊手套

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‪所以只能切掉了

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‪我和羅斯帝華勒士
‪在最後一圈競爭第一

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‪我跟他接近到都能聞到他的古龍水了

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00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,333
‪他超愛西班牙香水，根本是用來洗澡

200
00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:19,172
‪我們每次都說
‪“羅斯帝，噴一點就好”

201
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‪他都瘋狂噴灑，超扯

202
00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,960
‪總之，我在最後一個彎道貼近他
‪跟他四目相交

203
00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,258
‪我比了他中指

204
00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,931
‪然後彈射超越他

205
00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,259
‪-取得領先
‪-然後你就贏了

206
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,554
‪沒有

207
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‪破哏王

208
00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:36,974
‪華勒士把我釘在牆上

209
00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,178
‪我的車翻了過來

210
00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:41,267
‪向前繼續滑行，停在終點前2公尺

211
00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,524
‪那也太慘了

212
00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,855
‪妳以為比賽後段的尿急很難受？
‪等妳翻車倒吊才知道厲害

213
00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,447
‪故事寓意是：他傷了我的車

214
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,199
‪但我傷了他的尊嚴，算誰贏？

215
00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,240
‪羅斯帝華勒士？

216
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‪對

217
00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,164
‪你覺得呢，法蘭克？

218
00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:57,584
‪真好笑

219
00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,212
‪你又說了一個優質故事，凱文

220
00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,370
‪他講了什麼故事？

221
00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:02,997
‪他當賽車手的故事

222
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,844
‪對，他也只會說那些故事

223
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,586
‪別再看手機了，我們聚在一起耶

224
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,422
‪我們都得聽他的無聊故事，你也要

225
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:16,219
‪抱歉，我差點死在全國電視的情節
‪對妳來說是哈欠連連

226
00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,345
‪不如換妳說故事吧

227
00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:19,811
‪說說那次妳剪頭髮後不喜歡的事

228
00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,982
‪-瀏海？
‪-每次一定都是瀏海

229
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,191
‪-那妳為什麼每次都要剪？
‪-凱文

230
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:28,732
‪我在紐約有個新老闆
‪她要我全天候待機

231
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,438
‪所以如果要引起你的注意

232
00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:31,898
‪我要不就得是你的老闆

233
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,988
‪要不就得是吃剩的龍蝦餃

234
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:37,333
‪寫名字上去啊，這要求會太過分嗎？

235
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,740
‪答應我，我們永遠不會這樣

236
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:39,748
‪-我答應
‪-好

237
00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,616
‪對不起，我關機了

238
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,037
‪-謝謝你
‪-我懂

239
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,375
‪我有一次在喪禮上接電話

240
00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:47,840
‪大家都嚇壞了，但是我說

241
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,590
‪“怎樣？我來幫前律師送終

242
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:50,722
‪總得找一個新的吧”

243
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,335
‪你做哪一行，法蘭克？

244
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,558
‪我是金納兄弟的財務分析師

245
00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,769
‪不會吧？查爾斯是我朋友

246
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,769
‪你要去明天的醫院募資活動嗎？

247
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,271
‪要，貝絲和我都會去

248
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,062
‪除非我為龍蝦餃事件還在留校察看

249
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,567
‪沒事，我不介意了

250
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:08,608
‪啤酒發揮效用了

251
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,068
‪謝謝你，寶貝

252
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,821
‪太好了，如果你們都會去
‪凱文，你也該一起來

253
00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,613
‪不了，我討厭醫院

254
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:15,777
‪我知道不該那麼做

255
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,775
‪但我每次經過病房都忍不住會看一眼

256
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,367
‪我心裡一直想著別看

257
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,542
‪結果一看嚇到

258
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,500
‪“阿婆，我還以為那是妳的膝蓋”

259
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,370
‪然後我就…

260
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,417
‪一定要繼續走

261
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,999
‪凱文，活動又不是辦在醫院

262
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,876
‪你以為我們會在急診室啜飲香檳嗎？

263
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:32,804
‪我受夠了

264
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,302
‪剩菜的事我站在你那邊

265
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,263
‪沒錯，就是這樣

266
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,893
‪其實呢，茉根，我很樂意參加

267
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,393
‪這會是我們第二次四人約會

268
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,273
‪這次會弄得很華麗

269
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,560
‪我們得提早到，他們有辦品酒會

270
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,444
‪現場會有羅亞爾谷的紅酒

271
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:48,898
‪那是我第三喜歡的谷

272
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,231
‪僅次於五穀和爵士鼓

273
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,698
‪妳今天參加活動要穿什麼？

274
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,110
‪睡衣

275
00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,075
‪誰賭貝絲會在八月放棄人生？

276
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,542
‪我今晚去不成了

277
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,410
‪法蘭克要去紐約處理工作上的急事

278
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,538
‪妳開什麼玩笑？我都要靠妳耶

279
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,035
‪茉根可能要去經營人脈

280
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,626
‪我要跟誰一起嘲笑別人？

281
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:13,591
‪我們可以假裝成一對英國情侶

282
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,633
‪對他們的美式作風深深著迷

283
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,387
‪好喔…

284
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,510
‪那是馬修麥康納

285
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,177
‪對，加上英國腔，這樣才突出

286
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:25,806
‪不要

287
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,233
‪拜託你今晚別對茉根這麼做

288
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,562
‪你今晚要跟茉根做什麼？

289
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:34,531
‪我們要去參加兒童醫院的募款活動

290
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,530
‪不是辦在兒童醫院喔

291
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,815
‪她約你去？我連她要去都不知道

292
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,867
‪看來她邀第一人選就邀成了

293
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:42,911
‪妳可以跟我一起去

294
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,703
‪我不想去，我只是想比他早受邀

295
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,827
‪當然，反正我也不想去

296
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,504
‪你至少有向茉根提到運輸車吧？

297
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,174
‪我說我會去做，就是會去做

298
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,674
‪我有說我做了嗎？那就是做了

299
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,340
‪太好了，因為我還需要你做一件事

300
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,638
‪我找到這些高級款

301
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,772
‪這樣等我們出場時，大家就會說

302
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:08,059
‪“凱瑟琳史賓瑟經營得真屌

303
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,234
‪她是買了新套裝嗎？看起來美呆了”

304
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,975
‪交給我吧

305
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,570
‪你沒要到新運輸車，對不對？

306
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,113
‪沒有，我忘記問茉根了

307
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,276
‪你幹嘛跟凱瑟琳說你問了？

308
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:25,865
‪因為我沒有考慮後果

309
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,081
‪你剛才用的是什麼？

310
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,457
‪阿米爾，我沒空搞這個

311
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,043
‪我得在週日前把車搞定

312
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,668
‪凱文要我們多陪傑克

313
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,376
‪因為他對瞭解車子有興趣

314
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,546
‪我們應該要支持他

315
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,633
‪-是嗎？
‪-對

316
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,138
‪他剛才問我保溫瓶是什麼

317
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,848
‪我們不能在比賽中調整彈簧嘛

318
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,732
‪所以就用調整楔來調整鬆緊度

319
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:50,850
‪讓我來

320
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,653
‪如果我繼續轉，會有小丑跳出來嗎？

321
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,863
‪因為我以前吃過這個苦了

322
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,122
‪這有多重要？

323
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,747
‪沒裝的話，你會以時速290公里撞牆

324
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,082
‪不過不裝就算了

325
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,627
‪拜託，查克

326
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,710
‪我不碰車的話，是要怎麼學習？

327
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,796
‪這種東西又沒有教科書

328
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,631
‪你跟書不太熟吧？

329
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:26,388
‪凱文提到你有興趣學習之後
‪我其實有帶一本要給你

330
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,432
‪拿去

331
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:32,233
‪《北美房車賽惡靈學》？帥呆了

332
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,941
‪不是，傑克
‪是《北美房車賽物理學》

333
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,152
‪讓他讀吧，他會自己發現

334
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,863
‪他連封面都看錯了

335
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:40,900
‪這倒沒錯

336
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,113
‪300頁？這要花一輩子才看得完

337
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,580
‪是啊，但願如此

338
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:50,867
‪好

339
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,705
‪糟糕，這裡只有我沒打領帶

340
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,501
‪我覺得這樣讓你更突出

341
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:59,094
‪有種“我根本懶得看邀請函”的感覺

342
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,296
‪我知道我藏得很好，但我老實說

343
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,433
‪我在這種場合非常不自在

344
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,590
‪拜託不要丟我一個人

345
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,098
‪你沒什麼好擔心的

346
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,469
‪你有這裡最有意思的工作

347
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,267
‪你可是北美房車賽的總技師

348
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,560
‪妳說得對

349
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,603
‪我們就玩個開心吧

350
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,234
‪伊扎帕爾曼的票耶，這有多棒？

351
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,904
‪要是我知道伊扎帕爾曼是誰就棒呆了

352
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,691
‪他的故事很精采

353
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:22,897
‪他小時候得了小兒麻痺

354
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,277
‪要靠腿支架才能走路

355
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,703
‪但後來成為了世界頂尖的小提琴手

356
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:30,621
‪真精采，不過小提琴是用腳拉的嗎？

357
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,542
‪凱文，你不能拿小兒麻痺開玩笑

358
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,752
‪我沒有在開玩笑，孝兒

359
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,003
‪-孝兒？
‪-媽逼的

360
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:37,924
‪別鬧了！

361
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,511
‪史丹費茲蒙斯

362
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,837
‪他要我投資他的公司

363
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,335
‪我看起來像在笑嗎？

364
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,387
‪不然就是肚子被打了一拳

365
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,469
‪費茲

366
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,138
‪妳都沒回我電話

367
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,226
‪我就跟你說我得先跟團隊討論了

368
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,152
‪茉根？

369
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,321
‪凱文，這兩位是史丹和麥可

370
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,188
‪-你好嗎？
‪-很高興認識你們

371
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,146
‪不好意思

372
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,065
‪我一定得接，是日本打來的
‪非常不好意思

373
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,445
‪-我陪妳去吧
‪-不用，不好意思，我馬上回來

374
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,282
‪凱文，你是做哪一行的？

375
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,448
‪我是北美房車賽的車隊總技師

376
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:14,367
‪你喜歡就好

377
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,458
‪-你目前在忙什麼，麥可？
‪-我們現在專注在研究藻類

378
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,003
‪理論上很不錯

379
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,915
‪但已經有多少人無功而返了？

380
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:24,843
‪蜈蚣喔

381
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,335
‪怎麼？你覺得不會成功嗎？

382
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,599
‪是有可能成功，也可能不成功

383
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,560
‪要看情況，我只是…

384
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,808
‪整件事似乎有點瘋狂

385
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,353
‪哪裡瘋狂？你說這件事很瘋狂

386
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,397
‪就是整件事的發生經過

387
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,271
‪-什麼事的發生經過？
‪-整件事

388
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,568
‪-什麼整件事？
‪-拜託喔

389
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,108
‪那你要怎麼解決氣候變遷？

390
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,279
‪我還是支持麥可好了

391
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,575
‪我覺得應該殺光藻類，你知道的

392
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,537
‪殺光藻類？

393
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,710
‪那會是一場生態浩劫

394
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,499
‪先讓我說完，好嗎？

395
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,464
‪我要說的是，麥可藉著藻類大殺四方
‪懂我的意思嗎？

396
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,046
‪我們溝通得很順利嘛，兩位

397
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,222
‪我聽不懂他在說什麼

398
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,130
‪對，你說什麼？

399
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,178
‪兩位稍等，我得接這通電話
‪是南賓州打來的

400
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,814
‪妳還要在這裡待多久？

401
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,855
‪停車場晚上會變得有點恐怖

402
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,069
‪我不會怕走到車上

403
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,899
‪我不是在說妳

404
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,526
‪可以讓我專心嗎？

405
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,110
‪-想超越自己的時間嗎？
‪-不是

406
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,105
‪我是想超越你的時間

407
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,817
‪我這圈跑300次了

408
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,737
‪還是無法把差距拉到半秒內

409
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,578
‪早就跟妳說我很強了

410
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,792
‪算了，我要走了

411
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:40,459
‪我可以指點妳哪裡有錯

412
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,285
‪妳出二號彎道得早點踩油門

413
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,627
‪要是打滑怎麼辦？

414
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,552
‪要是沒打滑呢？

415
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:49,219
‪妳開車時有沒有感到過
‪車子想要超越極限？

416
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,389
‪沒有，蠢車什麼都不會告訴我

417
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,098
‪那或許是因為妳罵它蠢

418
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,429
‪我有時候覺得車子其實都懂

419
00:16:56,515 --> 00:17:00,635
‪你這個蠢蛋上了駕駛座
‪竟然能飆那麼快

420
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,188
‪想到就讓我快抓狂

421
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,811
‪想知道我整晚都在做什麼嗎？

422
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,517
‪推著標示“拉”的門？

423
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,487
‪我在讀一些關於車子的技術性文章

424
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,571
‪因為我很嫉妒妳什麼都懂

425
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,067
‪你讀了多少？

426
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,038
‪重點不是這個

427
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,254
‪想學我怎麼開的嗎？

428
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,619
‪那也挺不錯的，謝謝

429
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,326
‪妳是很棒的車手，一定能懂

430
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,706
‪只要放開一點，用心感受

431
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,674
‪但我喜歡掌控

432
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,554
‪等妳失控過才會知道奧妙

433
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,303
‪要是發生壞事怎麼辦？

434
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,882
‪妳覺得會怎麼樣？

435
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,137
‪妳現在也跟我一樣性奮嗎？

436
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,013
‪沒有

437
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,806
‪對，我也沒有，真夠蠢

438
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,109
‪活動好玩嗎，夥伴？

439
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,609
‪這個聲音在我昨晚需要時去哪了？

440
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:48,901
‪有這麼慘？

441
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,898
‪有想過要怎麼把藻類變燃料嗎？

442
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,817
‪-一次都沒有
‪-正是如此

443
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,620
‪茉根也很無趣嗎？

444
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,580
‪不會，她很棒，只是…

445
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,118
‪我覺得我們不會有結果

446
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,245
‪什麼？

447
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,751
‪為什麼？你們處得那麼開心耶

448
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,713
‪我們沒什麼共通點

449
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,384
‪妳該看看她昨晚的樣子

450
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,762
‪長袖善舞、生意不絕

451
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,219
‪根本是如魚得水

452
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,299
‪就像我在查克的烤肉派對上一樣

453
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,304
‪我優游自在、大口吃肉

454
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,056
‪轟炸舊冰箱

455
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,015
‪後悔怎麼沒把冰箱搬得離房子遠點

456
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,230
‪你只是看到她工作的一面

457
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,021
‪她喜歡她的工作，你也是

458
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,935
‪是啦，但我到哪裡都是一個樣

459
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,363
‪那卻是她真實的一面

460
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,862
‪我們是不同世界的人

461
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,244
‪你知道你每次這樣吧？

462
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,161
‪你邂逅了某人，她們很完美

463
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,950
‪然後你就開始刻意找問題

464
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,203
‪就把一切搞砸

465
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,004
‪費爾醫生稱此為自我破壞

466
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,539
‪妳知道他不是真的醫生吧？

467
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,170
‪而且我很確定那抹鬍子是假的

468
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,964
‪要說誰會自我破壞
‪就屬妳和法蘭克了

469
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,416
‪什麼？哪有這種事

470
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,876
‪妳為了他吃掉餃子就大暴氣

471
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,257
‪是龍蝦餃

472
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,103
‪你真的想玩這套？

473
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:01,348
‪你因為瑪麗頭髮剪太短，就和她分手

474
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,231
‪她看起來跟我的瑞奇叔叔一模一樣

475
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,268
‪嚇得我毛骨悚然

476
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,939
‪那妳和陶德律師呢？

477
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,151
‪他會戴貝殼項鍊耶

478
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,691
‪這你至少得認同我吧

479
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,692
‪那芮塔呢？她有什麼問題？

480
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,357
‪她猛流手汗，牽手就像牽到青蛙

481
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,992
‪那妳因為萊恩太感性就跟他分手呢？

482
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,198
‪凱文，他是同志

483
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,538
‪對喔

484
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:27,745
‪是我搞錯

485
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,884
‪他是好人

486
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,417
‪好啦，我們倆可能都有這種傾向

487
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,876
‪不過你真的很喜歡茉根，對吧？

488
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,087
‪對

489
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,347
‪喜歡你的就是真正的她，我看得出來

490
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,350
‪她怎麼會不喜歡你？你那麼了不起

491
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:44,926
‪拜託

492
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,847
‪蜘蛛人才了不起，我只是很不錯

493
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,146
‪好啦，繼續開心下去

494
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,071
‪看看會怎麼發展

495
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,319
‪打破循環

496
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:54,821
‪費爾醫生說的？

497
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,992
‪不是，是芮秋雷

498
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,449
‪她不只會做菜，還會讓我思考

499
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,124
‪不好意思，我遲到了嗎？

500
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,913
‪不會，來得正準時，坐下吧

501
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,416
‪我提早來是因為想坐我們的老位置

502
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,168
‪應該是在那邊，不過你很貼心

503
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,750
‪我先坐過那邊了

504
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:12,665
‪不過有點搖晃

505
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,173
‪所以我暗自希望妳不會記得是哪張

506
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,466
‪我想為昨晚的事道歉

507
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,391
‪我這個護花使者不太稱職

508
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,470
‪不會，我才抱歉

509
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,814
‪我很不好意思一直離開接電話

510
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,059
‪我可以對妳坦白嗎？

511
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,564
‪我比較希望不要

512
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,321
‪“我可以對妳坦白嗎？”
‪從來就不會接什麼好話

513
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,032
‪好，我要說了

514
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,355
‪完全攤牌

515
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,084
‪我本來很擔心我們是不同世界的人

516
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,788
‪但後來我開始加以思考，然後就察覺

517
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,869
‪妳是在刻意找問題

518
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,706
‪費爾醫生稱此為自我破壞

519
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,791
‪凱文，他不是真的醫生

520
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,336
‪我也是這麼說的

521
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,879
‪妳看，我就知道一定會有結果

522
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,383
‪-什麼會有結果？
‪-我們

523
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,131
‪這就是我想告訴妳的

524
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,758
‪我押身家了，知道嗎？

525
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,431
‪我本來還很擔心距離，但我不在乎

526
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,183
‪我會去加州找妳

527
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,265
‪輕鬆嗎？不輕鬆

528
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,850
‪但值得嗎？完全值得

529
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:12,807
‪我們值得嗎？

530
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:13,936
‪超值

531
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,272
‪我打算照以下這麼做

532
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,147
‪我要做了，不管了

533
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:21,414
‪我要把心掏出來，放在桌子中央

534
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,608
‪歸妳所有了

535
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:23,985
‪對

536
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,291
‪妳“啊”這一聲是感覺很好吧？

537
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,455
‪我能對你坦白嗎？

538
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:37,455
‪拜託不要

539
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:42,756
‪凱文，你是個很出色的人
‪我很愛和你玩在一起

540
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,973
‪我只是沒打算談感情

541
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,975
‪-我想說這或許可以只是開心…
‪-當然，完全開心

542
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,308
‪妳知道怎樣更開心嗎？

543
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,693
‪忘掉過去的三分鐘

544
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,189
‪-就這麼辦
‪-不，我很抱歉

545
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,021
‪你似乎想要更認真的關係

546
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,936
‪但我還不想，而…

547
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,315
‪這樣可能還是不太好
‪我先走好了，以免尷尬

548
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,072
‪別走，拜託，我們都是大人

549
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,164
‪可以跳過這些糗事，就…

550
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,200
‪我們沒事，根本完全不尷尬

551
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,328
‪沒事

552
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:23,588
‪我…

553
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:25,931
‪我先處理一下

554
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,221
‪-我要走了
‪-好

555
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,474
‪回頭見

556
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,015
‪-茉根，先等一下
‪-拜託不要

557
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,598
‪我會因為可憐你就和你在一起

558
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,523
‪後來會後悔，再來就買一隻狗

559
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,772
‪不是我們的事

560
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,860
‪凱瑟琳想要一輛新運輸車，然後…

561
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,900
‪可以給我一點錢嗎？

562
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,454
‪-嘿，凱文
‪-這張是買運輸車的支票

563
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,199
‪這還真尷尬

564
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,575
‪但我昨晚跟茉根聊過了

565
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,791
‪我聽說你們兩個已經不…你知道的

566
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:55,620
‪說吧

567
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,044
‪我知道，說妳早就說了吧

568
00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,706
‪茉根只和有錢人交往

569
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:03,255
‪而我SAT考試作弊，卻才拿800分出頭

570
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,131
‪這是真實故事，不知道我幹嘛告訴妳

571
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,064
‪我現在不是沒話能酸你

572
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,718
‪其實我才剛想到一個，看看你

573
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,230
‪不過我也是過來人

574
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,940
‪這種事爛透了，很遺憾你有這種遭遇

575
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,187
‪好，謝謝妳，我會沒事的

576
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,146
‪沒事時告訴我

577
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:25,698
‪因為我到時才要酸

578
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:28,871
‪她回歸本性了

579
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,448
‪很好，你來了

580
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,496
‪旅遊行程在這；差旅費在這

581
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:35,959
‪胃乳片在這

582
00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,166
‪我不需要胃乳片

583
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,500
‪等我們去密西根

584
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,134
‪那間辣豆醬店就在那

585
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,921
‪我會叫你不要去，但你還是會去

586
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,344
‪我會叫你別點火辣醬，但你還是會點

587
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,344
‪所以要帶好胃乳片

588
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:47,968
‪等等，妳要去哪？

589
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,180
‪我接受了你的建議

590
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,722
‪我因為小事和法蘭克鬧得很挫折

591
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:53,926
‪我們好好溝通了一次

592
00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:56,345
‪他邀我去紐約來一趟浪漫之旅

593
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,555
‪我得去趕飛機了

594
00:23:58,562 --> 00:23:59,772
‪有需要就打給我

595
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,855
‪但還是別打吧

596
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,484
‪糟糕，我忘了

597
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,938
‪跟茉根談得怎麼樣？

598
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:07,778
‪其實呢

599
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:10,368
‪非常棒，很棒

600
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,079
‪-是喔？
‪-謝謝妳的建議

601
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,739
‪我就知道你們兩個是天生一對

602
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:16,617
‪說吧

603
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,165
‪說“貝絲是對的”

604
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:19,537
‪快說

605
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:22,883
‪貝絲是對的

606
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:29,220
‪好，通常我會逼你說到
‪比較像是真心話為止

607
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,221
‪但我已經叫優步了

608
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:33,052
‪祝妳在紐約玩得開心，我不會打擾妳

609
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:34,643
‪我的那個去哪…

610
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:35,933
‪在你頭上

611
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,454
‪字幕翻譯：韓仁耀