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<i>She didn't even finish the race.</i>

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<i>I never got a line this big</i>
<i>for autographs.</i>

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<i>That's not true.</i>

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<i>Remember you got a bee in your fire suit</i>
<i>and you stripped on pit road?</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

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<i>Hanes was pissed.</i>
<i>Of all the days not to wear their product.</i>

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<i>Even then, I don't think</i>
<i>I drew this many people.</i>

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<i>Ah, relax. It's just a bunch of old guys</i>
<i>wanting to hit on her.</i>

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<i>Actually, when I think about it,</i>
<i>it's the same crowd you drew.</i>

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<i>Jake Martin?</i>

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<i>Hello.</i>

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<i>See. There you go.</i>

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<i>Could you get Jessie to sign this for me?</i>
<i>The line's so long.</i>

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<i>Is this what ugly people</i>
<i>feel like all the time?</i>

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<i>You're asking the wrong guy, buddy.</i>

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<i>-Hey, want me to sign that?</i>
<i>-Please. I'm a big fan.</i>

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<i>Ah. [clears throat] </i>

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<i>You know, if you want,</i>
<i>we could take a selfie.</i>

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<i>I'm good.</i>

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<i>That's what ugly people feel like.</i>

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<i>[theme music playing]</i>

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<i>Hey! There she is.</i>

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<i>Fresh from New York. How was the trip?</i>

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<i>-[exhales] Well, it was pretty great.</i>
<i>-Yeah?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Frank and I took the Circle Line tour</i>
<i>around the Statue of Liberty--</i>

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{\an8}<i>Look, I know I asked, uh,</i>
<i>but I'm already checked out.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I don't care. I tried. I did.</i>
<i>Seriously. So, what'd you bring me?</i>

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{\an8}<i>-I didn't get you anything.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

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{\an8}<i>-You've never not gotten me something.</i>
<i>-This time, I didn't, okay?</i>

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{\an8}<i>It's not okay. I see it in your hand.</i>
<i>Give it to me.</i>

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{\an8}<i>All right, fine.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-What do we got?</i>
<i>-You're gonna love it.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Whoa, "Bite the Big Apple."</i>

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{\an8}<i>I know you only wear novelty underwear.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And perfect timing.</i>

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{\an8}<i>The elastic just gave up</i>
<i>on "Who Let the Dogs Out?"</i>

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{\an8}<i>[giggles]</i>

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{\an8}<i>-So, did Morgan come to the race again?</i>
<i>-[sighs]</i>

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{\an8}<i>You know what?</i>
<i>I didn't, uh, see a future with us,</i>

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{\an8}<i>so I, uh, had to cut her loose.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Mm. Did she let you down hard?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Oof. Like a wet bag of laundry.</i>
<i>Just dropped me.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-You said things were great.</i>
<i>-I didn't wanna ruin your weekend.</i>

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{\an8}<i>But I told her I wanted a relationship,</i>
<i>and she gave me a look like--</i>

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{\an8}<i>You ever see a dog when it realizes</i>
<i>it's about to get a bath? It's just like--</i>

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<i>[chuckles] Oh, I've tried</i>
<i>to get out of that bath many times.</i>

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<i>[Kevin] Yeah.</i>

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<i>Anyway, it's over,</i>
<i>so I guess she was just using me.</i>

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<i>For what?</i>

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<i>For what?</i>
<i>I mean, come on, look. What do you think?</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah. Getting rid of leftovers.</i>

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<i>You're mad</i>
<i>'cause I didn't listen to your story.</i>

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<i>-Yes, you hurt my feelings. I lashed out.</i>
<i>-[Kevin] Okay.</i>

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<i>-All right.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

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<i>-Hey. Jake's back from the doctor.</i>
<i>-Great.</i>

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<i>I'm gonna start listening more.</i>

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<i>It's a problem of mine,</i>
<i>and I wanna know, how was it with Frank?</i>

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<i>Well,</i>
<i>the Statue of Liberty is not as big--</i>

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<i>Wow, I am wrong again,</i>
<i>it's more boring the second time.</i>

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<i>All right. Give it to me. </i>
<i>What are the results?</i>

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<i>I'm clear to drive.</i>
<i>Doctor said my brain's in perfect shape.</i>

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<i>Hmm. Is that shape small</i>
<i>and round like a marble?</i>

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<i>-Not according to this.</i>
<i>-Upside down.</i>

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<i>Did you really see the doctor?</i>
<i>Last time you lied.</i>

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<i>That's because I had something to hide.</i>
<i>You should trust me when I don't.</i>

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<i>Amir, check it.</i>

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<i>Well, it's not in crayon. Uh, no emojis.</i>

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<i>Uh, Jake, what's an acute phase?</i>

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<i>A cute phase? One I never grew out of.</i>

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<i>-All right, he's good to drive.</i>
<i>-All righty.</i>

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<i>Chuck, set the car up.</i>
<i>Our boy's back in the saddle.</i>

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<i>-On it.</i>
<i>-Hold on. We should talk about this.</i>

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<i>-What's to talk about? Jake's healthy.</i>
<i>-So is Jessie.</i>

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<i>Thank her for filling in,</i>
<i>but Jake's better now.</i>

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<i>-Chuck, start setting the car up.</i>
<i>-Chuck, hold on.</i>

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<i>Chuck, look at me. Set the car up now.</i>

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<i>Chuck is gonna finish</i>
<span style="style2">Real Housewives of Atlanta</i>

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<i>while you two figure this out.</i>

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<i>Fine. Amir, set the car up.</i>

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<i>-Amir, don't you touch it.</i>
<span style="style2">-</i><i>Amir, look at me. Set the car up now.</i>

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<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-Where you going?</i>

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<i>I'm gonna hide in the bathroom.</i>

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<i>-You made me look like an idiot out there.</i>
<i>-Degree of difficulty? Zero.</i>

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<i>I promised Jake I'd get his seat back.</i>

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<i>Well, you made a mistake.</i>
<i>Put it in the pile with the other ones.</i>

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<i>-You know my biggest mistake?</i>
<i>-Never learning to read?</i>

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<i>[laughs] Oh. Okay. Okay.</i>

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<i>Jessie is the best</i>
<i>for the future of this team.</i>

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<i>-Not if you care about winning.</i>
<i>-What's Jake won since I've been here?</i>

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<i>Only three top-ten finishes</i>
<i>in his last five races, and,</i>

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<i>not that this is gonna help my case,</i>
<i>but he won Best Smile on NASCAR.com.</i>

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<i>He would have won Best Hair</i>
<i>but he went with a man bun,</i>

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<i>which is always a mistake.</i>

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<i>Jessie's doing fine.</i>

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<i>Fine? She came in 32nd her first race</i>
<i>and didn't finish the next one.</i>

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<i>If that's good enough for you,</i>

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<i>we should save money</i>
<i>and stick Lou from accounting in.</i>

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<i>Kevin, he just had a stroke.</i>

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<i>Not on the right side. He'd be fine.</i>

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<i>Okay, I already had a new sponsor</i>
<i>reach out this morning about Jessie.</i>

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<i>Really? Was it the company</i>
<i>that makes that chair lift</i>

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<i>that takes old people up the stairs?</i>

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<i>"Ooh. This is fun!"</i>

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<i>"This is almost as fast as walking!"</i>

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<i>-Okay, whatever--</i>
<i>-"Wait, I just passed Jessie."</i>

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<i>Whatever. I've made up my mind.</i>

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<i>Admit it. It's because she's a woman.</i>

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<i>That's part of it. Companies love that.</i>
<i>This is a business. We need to make money.</i>

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<i>But an athlete shouldn't lose his job</i>
<i>due to injury.</i>

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<i>Wally Pipp did. He had a headache,</i>
<i>and his coach put in Lou Gehrig,</i>

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<i>and Lou Gehrig</i>
<i>started the next 2,000 games.</i>

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<i>How long were you sitting on that?</i>

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<i>I Googled it this morning</i>
<i>'cause I knew we'd fight. Anything else?</i>

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<i>Nope. And it's a sad day</i>
<i>when sports trivia is used for evil.</i>

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<i>"Catherine Spencer."</i>

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<i>Can't read.</i>

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<i>[rock music playing]</i>

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<i>Can you believe all this?</i>
<i>Are you Team Jessie or Team Jake?</i>

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<i>Team Chuck.</i>

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<i>I try not to get emotionally attached</i>
<i>to people I work with.</i>

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<i>Except me?</i>

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<i>Well, it seems sometimes</i>
<i>you want me to hurt you, Amir.</i>

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<i>-Hey, guys.</i>
<i>-Catherine.</i>

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<i>[Catherine] I assume you know</i>

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<i>Kevin and Bobby Spencer Racing</i>
<i>will part ways at the end of the season.</i>

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<i>-What?</i>
<i>-Why, I never!</i>

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<i>Guys, the 1919 White Sox</i>
<i>did a better job lying than that.</i>

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<i>[chuckles] I've been reading</i>
<i>sports trivia lately.</i>

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<i>Anyway, as car chief and chief engineer,</i>
<i>I want to interview you for crew chief,</i>

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<i>so send me your résumés</i>
<i>if you're interested, and we'll talk.</i>

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<i>Okay. Thank you.</i>

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<i>[Chuck] Mm-hmm.</i>

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<i>Disgraceful.</i>

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<i>Like either of us would ever</i>
<i>stab Kevin in the back and take his job.</i>

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<i>She doesn't know us at all.</i>

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<i>-I'd take a bullet for Kevin.</i>
<i>-Absolutely.</i>

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<i>Well, probably not a bullet,</i>
<i>but I'd take a punch for him.</i>

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<i>Yes. Well, depending on</i>
<i>who was doing the punching.</i>

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<i>-How so?</i>
<i>-If Conor McGregor were, I wouldn't.</i>

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<i>-No. I mean, we're not suicidal, right?</i>
<i>-[Amir] Yeah, no.</i>

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<i>Besides, if Conor is punching Kevin,</i>
<i>he probably did something to deserve it.</i>

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<i>[Amir] He probably did.</i>

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<i>But a punch from someone weaker,</i>
<i>like a child? Definitely.</i>

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<i>-Middle school or lower? Absolutely.</i>
<i>-[Amir] Yeah.</i>

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<i>But none of this matters</i>
<i>'cause we wouldn't do it to our friend.</i>

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<i>-[Chuck] No.</i>
<i>-And I don't think I could handle the job.</i>

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<i>I could handle it.</i>
<i>I'd just never do that to Kevin.</i>

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<i>Yeah, me neither.</i>
<i>Besides, I'm sure they'll work it out.</i>

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<i>-Yeah, they always do.</i>
<i>-[Amir] Yeah.</i>

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<i>But what if they don't?</i>

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<i>Hey.</i>

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<i>Oh, hey, Jake. Uh…</i>
<i>Hey, why don't you have a seat?</i>

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<i>You sure</i>
<i>Catherine is not gonna give it to Jessie?</i>

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<i>[Kevin chuckles]</i>

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<i>Listen, I-- I, uh…</i>

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<i>I don't know how to tell you.</i>
<i>I talked to her.</i>

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<i>Um… she's going with Jessie as her driver.</i>

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<i>-What? You promised I'd get it back.</i>
<i>-[sighs] I-- I begged her, you know?</i>

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<i>I-- I never thought</i>
<i>that Bobby Spencer's daughter</i>

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<i>would reject everything</i>
<i>that made her father great, you know?</i>

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<i>It's like Santa's kid</i>
<i>not believing in Christmas.</i>

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<i>Santa doesn't have any kids.</i>
<i>We are all his kids.</i>

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<i>Yeah, the point is…</i>

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<i>I'm not giving up.</i>

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<i>-You know Mark Dooley over at Haas?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

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<i>Well, guess what.</i>
<i>He's looking for somebody. That's right.</i>

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<i>I told him about our situation,</i>
<i>and I'm having lunch with him tomorrow.</i>

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<i>If that doesn't work?</i>

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<i>[sighs]</i>
<i>Then I'll call every team in the sport.</i>

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<i>You know, I'll build you</i>
<i>your own car, you know. Myself.</i>

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<i>Not myself. I don't know why I said that.</i>
<i>I'll have Chuck do it, and I'll supervise.</i>

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<i>I appreciate it, but maybe it's over.</i>

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<i>What? It's not over. It's not even close.</i>

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<i>Feels pretty close.</i>
<i>How'd you know when you were done?</i>

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<i>Oh. [sighs]</i>

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<i>Well, first, I just refused to believe it.</i>

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<i>I busted up my back pretty good</i>
<i>when I hit that wall at Martinsville.</i>

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<i>I remember the doctor told me I needed</i>
<i>to do four hours of rehab a day.</i>

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<i>You know what I did? Twenty.</i>

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<i>That's right. I slept in the gym.</i>

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<i>Just benching like 290,</i>
<i>whatever, you know.</i>

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<i>Probably still could if I'm being honest.</i>

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<i>So, what happened?</i>

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<i>I recorded it</i>
<i>in case people didn't believe me.</i>

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<i>You got a VCR? I'll show you.</i>

186
00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:12,014
<i>-No, not that. The driving.</i>
<i>-Oh.</i>

187
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,682
<i>Well, look, I got strong,</i>
<i>but my back never got better, you know?</i>

188
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,427
<i>So, I lied to Bobby,</i>
<i>told him I could drive, and he knew.</i>

189
00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,765
<i>I remember</i>
<i>he dropped a pen and he's like,</i>

190
00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:26,233
<i>"If you can pick it up,</i>
<i>you can have your spot back." [chuckles]</i>

191
00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:29,855
<i>I never cried my whole life,</i>
<i>but if I had, it would've been that day.</i>

192
00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,324
<i>You cried</i>
<i>when Beth showed you that puppy video.</i>

193
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,115
<i>-Did you see the back legs?</i>
<i>-No, I didn't.</i>

194
00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:38,239
<i>Yeah, 'cause he didn't have any.</i>
<i>He had wheels.</i>

195
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,410
<i>But that didn't matter,</i>

196
00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:42,916
<i>'cause he was so happy</i>
<i>just running around the house.</i>

197
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:48,586
<i>Well, at least until he got to the stairs.</i>
<i>I don't know why they left that in there.</i>

198
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,169
<i>Anyway, the point is,</i>
<i>when it was over for me,</i>

199
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,338
<i>Bobby took me on,</i>
<i>and he-- he trained me to be a crew chief.</i>

200
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,758
<i>You still miss driving?</i>

201
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,056
<i>Are you kidding me?</i>

202
00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,719
<i>[chuckles] Every day.</i>

203
00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:03,597
<i>Whenever you turn, I'm always leaning</i>
<i>to the left like I'm behind the wheel.</i>

204
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:04,686
<i>Oh, man.</i>

205
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:08,766
<i>When the day comes for you to retire,</i>
<i>many, many years from now,</i>

206
00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,815
<i>I'll do the same thing for you</i>
<i>that Bobby did for me.</i>

207
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,815
<i>Oh. Oh, I appreciate it,</i>

208
00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:17,325
<i>but you don't crew chief</i>
<i>with a face like this.</i>

209
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,866
<i>No offense, you're doing great.</i>
<i>Actually, you have a lot more options.</i>

210
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,294
<i>You could…</i>
<i>You could own a hardware store.</i>

211
00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:27,125
<i>I'd totally believe you</i>
<i>delivering furniture.</i>

212
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,665
<i>You could be a locksmith.</i>
<i>You could be a plumber.</i>

213
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,424
<i>I see you at a bowling alley.</i>

214
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:36,587
<i>Okay. Good talk, Jake. Good talk.</i>

215
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:40,765
<i>[rock music playing]</i>

216
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,728
<i>All right. What are the readings?</i>

217
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,058
<i>Give me a second. I was checking emails.</i>

218
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,484
<i>Oh? Uh-huh.</i>

219
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,732
<i>You expecting anything in particular?</i>

220
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,525
<i>Usual things. You know, letters.</i>

221
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:52,936
<i>From friends.</i>

222
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:57,026
<i>The next friend you make</i>
<i>will be the first friend you make.</i>

223
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,374
<i>Let me see that.</i>

224
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,659
<i>All right, go ahead. Admit it.</i>

225
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,543
<i>I already see it on your lying face.</i>

226
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:07,251
<i>Okay, fine. I applied for Kevin's job,</i>
<i>and I'm waiting for Catherine to reply.</i>

227
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:11,052
<i>What kind of a man are you,</i>

228
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:15,125
<i>to go behind our best friend's back?</i>

229
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,926
<i>The disloyalty is appalling.</i>

230
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,890
<i>Kevin is gonna be gone,</i>
<i>and someone's gotta fill the job.</i>

231
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,391
<i>Plus, it's a lot more money.</i>

232
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,643
<i>I could afford</i>
<i>to send my family to Disneyland,</i>

233
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,225
<i>and with the new job,</i>
<i>I'll be too busy to go. Win-win.</i>

234
00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,982
<i>Yesterday, you said</i>
<i>that you weren't even qualified.</i>

235
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:35,105
<i>Because I knew if you didn't think</i>
<i>I was going to apply, you wouldn't.</i>

236
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,704
<i>It's called business savvy, Chuck.</i>

237
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,489
<i>And it's another example of why</i>
<i>I'm more qualified than you.</i>

238
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:42,493
<i>Hmm. Well, I applied yesterday.</i>

239
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,616
<i>Oh. That's right.</i>

240
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:48,043
<i>I've had a crew chief résumé ready</i>
<i>to go since the day Kevin hired me.</i>

241
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,420
<i>-You--</i>
<i>-[Chuck] Mm.</i>

242
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,541
<i>-You--</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

243
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:52,917
<i>You bastard!</i>

244
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:57,006
<i>I'll keep this poor example</i>
<i>of your character in mind when I'm chief.</i>

245
00:11:57,091 --> 00:12:00,091
<i>And I would burn this place down</i>
<i>before I'd let you run it.</i>

246
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:04,597
<i>Okay. See? It's those threats of violence</i>
<i>that make you unfit for the position.</i>

247
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:05,812
<i>-I'm unfit?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

248
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:06,931
<i>-</i><span style="style2">I'm </i><i>unfit?</i>
<i>-[Amir] Mm-hmm.</i>

249
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,597
<i>You know, I will say that a third time.</i>
<span style="style2">I </i><i>am unfit?</i>

250
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:14,148
<i>The minute there's a problem,</i>
<i>you start shaking like a baby bird.</i>

251
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,453
<i>You're more fragile</i>
<i>than my ex-wife's Hummel collection.</i>

252
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,278
<i>And if I broke those, I can break you.</i>

253
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,493
<i>Readings!</i>

254
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,293
<i>[rock music playing]</i>

255
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,120
<i>Mark, thanks for coming down.</i>

256
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,878
<i>I'd get up, say hello,</i>

257
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:36,417
<i>but my trainer</i>
<i>had me do 50 squats this morning.</i>

258
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,715
<i>My legs are hot lava.</i>

259
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,889
<i>I respect that.</i>
<i>I did 100 push-ups once at the gym,</i>

260
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,549
<i>had to call an Uber to get home.</i>

261
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,847
<i>I had to dial the phone with my nose.</i>

262
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,892
<i>Let's skip the salad,</i>
<i>get to the main course.</i>

263
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,847
<i>Jake's a hell of a driver,</i>

264
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,897
<i>but he's still under contract</i>
<i>with your team.</i>

265
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:57,281
<i>There's no way I can make an offer</i>
<i>till I talk to the boss.</i>

266
00:12:57,359 --> 00:13:01,069
<i>No, no. Well, first, he lost his seat,</i>
<i>and I would have invited Catherine,</i>

267
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,405
<i>but I kinda hate her right now,</i>
<i>don't want to see her stupid face.</i>

268
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,662
<i>Not Catherine.</i>

269
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,120
<i>Bobby!</i>

270
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,043
<i>Mark Dooley, in the flesh.</i>
<i>You still cheatin'?</i>

271
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,752
<i>I'm still winning,</i>
<i>if that's what you're asking.</i>

272
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,633
<i>How'd you get up there, lava legs?</i>

273
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,960
<i>I pushed through for Bobby Spencer.</i>

274
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:18,917
<i>Man's earned it.</i>

275
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:23,796
<i>-What are you doing back from Hawaii?</i>
<i>-Oh. Yep. I'm headed back there next week.</i>

276
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:27,006
<i>I've been taking scuba classes at the Y</i>
<i>to get ready. I'll tell you,</i>

277
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:31,017
<i>floating there in the water</i>
<i>like a giant aquatic bird of prey,</i>

278
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:34,691
<i>I haven't felt so free since I ransacked</i>
<i>that hippie mechanic's lunch</i>

279
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,442
<i>and ate those three pot brownies.</i>

280
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,694
<i>-Ooh. </i>
<i>-[Kevin] Crazy, man.</i>

281
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,105
<i>Remember you were on the roof</i>
<i>with those Roman candles?</i>

282
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,954
<i>Chuck hit you</i>
<i>with the Taser like three times.</i>

283
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:44,489
<i>You wouldn't go down. [grunting] </i>

284
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,743
<i>I kinda liked it.</i>

285
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,655
<i>Yeah.</i>

286
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:49,542
<i>Man, the sound of your body</i>
<i>when you hit that ice-cream truck,</i>

287
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,620
<i>that was crazy.</i>

288
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,294
<i>-[chuckling] I won't do that again.</i>
<i>-[Kevin] No.</i>

289
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,634
<i>So, what's all the fuss?</i>

290
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,418
<i>I'll let Kevin go ahead.</i>

291
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,882
<i>Well, uh, Jake was cleared</i>
<i>from his concussion,</i>

292
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,724
<i>and, uh, well,</i>
<i>Catherine's not giving him his job back.</i>

293
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,340
<i>She's letting Jessie race?</i>

294
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,137
<i>Sweet kid, but Jake runs laps around her.</i>

295
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,761
<i>Yeah, she wouldn't budge.</i>

296
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,348
<i>So, I asked Mark</i>
<i>if he had a spot for Jake.</i>

297
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,523
<i>Gotta protect my driver.</i>
<i>You taught me that.</i>

298
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:16,022
<i>After all the time and money</i>
<i>we've invested in Jake,</i>

299
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,225
<i>you want him racing for a competitor?</i>

300
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:21,105
<i>It's like when I paid</i>
<i>for my wife's plastic surgery.</i>

301
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:24,033
<i>As soon as the bandages were off,</i>
<i>she was dating Dale Jarrett.</i>

302
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,953
<i>That guy's a closer.</i>

303
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,781
<i>Shut up.</i>
<i>He made a run at your wife too, didn't he?</i>

304
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,738
<i>He did.</i>

305
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,122
<i>And, Kevin, I'm a little hurt</i>

306
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,916
<i>you went straight</i>
<i>to the competitor without coming to me.</i>

307
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,341
<i>I did come to you.</i>
<i>You told me to work it out.</i>

308
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,590
<i>Then after you left, she said I'm fired.</i>

309
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,472
<i>But I said you were better together</i>
<i>like Donny and Marie.</i>

310
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,640
<i>Don't know how that argument</i>
<i>didn't work on her, but here we are.</i>

311
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,849
<i>This is why I called you down here, Bobby.</i>

312
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,471
<i>With all due respect,</i>

313
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:56,728
<i>your daughter ain't been doing this</i>
<i>long enough to know how good Jake is.</i>

314
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,272
<i>But I do. And I got a car waiting.</i>

315
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,026
<i>Oh. You got a car waiting?</i>

316
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,358
<i>That's just what Dale Jarrett said</i>
<i>to my wife.</i>

317
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,242
<i>Hey. Close the door.</i>

318
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,079
<i>What's the secret?</i>

319
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,580
<i>Just got a call from Kevin. Big news.</i>

320
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,752
<i>And you're the only ones</i>
<i>I'm allowed to tell.</i>

321
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:19,171
<i>I'm in the inner circle?</i>
<i>I've never been in the inner circle.</i>

322
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,381
<i>Once in school, I got invited,</i>
<i>but it was meant for the other Amir.</i>

323
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,843
<i>He had a full set of Hot Wheels.</i>
<i>I couldn't compete.</i>

324
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,303
<i>If this fool's in the circle, I want out.</i>

325
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,055
<i>Okay, both of you,</i>
<i>we need to move fast on this.</i>

326
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,968
<i>Stewart-Haas is taking on Jake</i>
<i>as a new driver,</i>

327
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,558
<i>and he's making Kevin the crew chief.</i>

328
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,694
<i>-Kevin wants you both with him.</i>
<i>-Who's gonna be the crew chief here?</i>

329
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,732
<i>Who cares?</i>
<i>Jake and Kevin are going, and so are we.</i>

330
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,686
<i>-Can I tell him yes?</i>
<i>-What will they pay?</i>

331
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:48,197
<i>Probably what you're making here.</i>
<i>So, more than you're worth.</i>

332
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,530
<i>That's a good point, Amir.</i>
<i>You should definitely take it.</i>

333
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,287
<i>-Should I? What are you gonna do?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

334
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,039
<i>Guys, you don't want to stay here.</i>

335
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,871
<i>I've seen the people applying</i>
<i>for Kevin's job.</i>

336
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,828
<i>You don't want any of them</i>
<i>to be your boss.</i>

337
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,958
<i>-You see the applications?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

338
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:06,295
<i>[spluttering] You--</i>
<i>Like, all-- All of 'em?</i>

339
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:11,052
<i>Yep. And I'm assuming</i>
<i>that neither of you would wanna work for…</i>

340
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:15,266
<i>Chuck "Traitor" Stubbs</i>
<i>or Amir "Backstabber" Lajani.</i>

341
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,400
<i>Amir! You applied for Kevin's job?</i>

342
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,768
<i>Oh! He did it first. Check the time stamp.</i>

343
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,725
<i>You both make me sick.</i>

344
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,146
<i>After everything Kevin has done for you,</i>
<i>you interview for his job?</i>

345
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,146
<i>[gasps] We made it to the interview phase?</i>

346
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:33,124
<i>-Tell her I'm not interested.</i>
<i>-Hold on. Hold on.</i>

347
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,450
<i>Does Kevin really have a new job?</i>

348
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,118
<i>I don't know.</i>
<i>I haven't talked with him.</i>

349
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,825
<i>Beth, you-- you lied to us? How dare you!</i>

350
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,876
<i>Do you really think that is gonna work?</i>

351
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,840
<i>It's all I have!</i>

352
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,010
<i>Now, I'm not gonna tell Kevin</i>
<i>what you did.</i>

353
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,852
<i>-Thank you so much.</i>
<i>-But I am gonna hold onto these.</i>

354
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,220
<i>And the next time that I say,</i>

355
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:59,225
<i>"Who's up for karaoke?"</i>
<i>what am I gonna hear from you two?</i>

356
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,770
<i>You know what? This is too much.</i>

357
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,364
<i>You tell Kevin I can get a new job.</i>

358
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:08,070
<i>But my dignity, Beth,</i>
<i>my dignity is not for sale!</i>

359
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,449
<i>Mine is.</i>

360
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,948
<i>Very low prices too. Everything must go.</i>

361
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,699
<i>What's going on?</i>

362
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:21,116
<i>Oh, Chuck and Amir were just arguing</i>
<i>about who should get your job.</i>

363
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,416
<i>[both laugh]</i>

364
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,460
<i>That's a good one.</i>

365
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,553
<i>I hope you're that funny</i>
<i>when we go out for karaoke tonight.</i>

366
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,264
<i>So, how'd the meeting with Mark go?</i>

367
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:34,430
<i>Oh, he invited Bobby, who yelled at me</i>
<i>and then yelled at Mark</i>

368
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,061
<i>and then yelled</i>
<i>at a picture of Dale Jarrett,</i>

369
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,219
<i>then just walked out.</i>

370
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,427
<i>-Yeah, he's still yelling.</i>
<i>-Yeah, probably.</i>

371
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:41,977
<i>We should warn Dale Jarrett.</i>

372
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,311
<i>It was just a picture,</i>
<i>but still, you don't know.</i>

373
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,766
<i>-No. I can see him. He's there, yelling.</i>
<i>-[Kevin] Yeah.</i>

374
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,324
<i>Everybody, gather in here. Huddle up.</i>

375
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,992
<i>-Everybody in. Catherine?</i>
<i>-Right behind you.</i>

376
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,911
<i>Whoa. You snuck up on me.</i>
<i>You're just like your mom.</i>

377
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:58,240
<i>I could never hear her coming</i>
<i>with those fuzzy Ugg boots she wore.</i>

378
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,537
<i>Mom never wore Uggs.</i>
<i>You're thinking of Chelsea.</i>

379
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,962
<i>You know you've lived a full life</i>
<i>when you can't keep your wives straight.</i>

380
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,752
<i>What is going on?</i>

381
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,835
<i>I don't know. I don't care.</i>
<i>See, that's the beauty of being fired.</i>

382
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,972
<i>-Don't say that. You know you care.</i>
<i>-I don't. I'm telling you, I've given up.</i>

383
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,351
<i>I might even start wearing</i>
<i>those five-finger shoes.</i>

384
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,638
<i>The ones where each toe</i>
<i>has its own apartment?</i>

385
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,392
<i>Yeah, I know them.</i>
<i>You send me a link every Christmas.</i>

386
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,845
<i>Yeah, and what is so hard to understand?</i>

387
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,690
<i>Is everybody here?</i>

388
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,021
<i>Well, if you think about it,</i>

389
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,276
<i>the only people who would say no</i>
<i>aren't here to answer, so--</i>

390
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,356
<i>I just realized</i>
<i>why people don't like me. Huh.</i>

391
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,655
<i>From the first time I climbed</i>
<i>behind the wheel till the day I retired,</i>

392
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,160
<i>only one thing mattered, okay? Winning.</i>

393
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,537
<i>Which is why Jake Martin is our driver.</i>

394
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,330
<i>-[Kevin] Yes!</i>
<i>-Yes!</i>

395
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,503
<i>Good things happen to handsome people.</i>
<i>Sorry. Continue.</i>

396
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,003
<i>-Dad, I was--</i>
<i>-I'm not finished.</i>

397
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:51,795
<i>And if Jake's gonna win,</i>
<i>he's gonna need the best crew chief.</i>

398
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,220
<i>-Which is Kevin.</i>
<i>-Yes!</i>

399
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,718
<i>Good things do happen to handsome people!</i>

400
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:59,598
<i>Proud to work with you. I can't imagine</i>
<i>you could do that job any better.</i>

401
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,720
<i>Thank you. Only way</i>
<i>I could take it to the next level,</i>

402
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,767
<i>if I get me some five-finger toe shoes.</i>

403
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:07,101
<i>-Looking at you, Beth.</i>
<i>-Dad, I'm running the team.</i>

404
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:08,939
<i>Not anymore.</i>

405
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,362
<i>Bobby's back.</i>

406
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,780
<i>[all cheering]</i>

407
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,189
<i>-Oh, baby, way to go!</i>
<i>-[Chuck] Bobby!</i>

408
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,158
<i>-[Jake] Welcome back, Bobby!</i>
<i>-Yeah!</i>

409
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,576
<i>[theme music playing]</i>