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‪她連跑完比賽都沒有

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‪找我簽名的人從來沒有這麼大排長龍

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‪不對喔

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‪記得有一次蜜蜂跑到賽車服裡

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‪你在維修區脫光光嗎？

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‪對喔

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‪內衣廠商氣炸了

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‪我偏偏那天沒穿他們家的產品

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‪就算是那天
‪我好像也沒吸引這麼多人

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‪別在意，只是一堆老頭想把她而已

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‪但好像跟你吸引到的其實是同一群人

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‪傑克馬汀

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‪妳好

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‪你看吧

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‪可以幫我請潔西簽名嗎？

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‪排隊的人龍太長了

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‪這就是醜人平常的感受嗎？

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‪你問錯人了，小子

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‪要我幫妳簽名嗎？

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‪麻煩妳，我是妳的鐵粉

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‪妳想要的話，我們可以一起自拍

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‪不用了

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‪醜人就是這種感受

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‪她出現了

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‪剛剛從紐約回來啊，玩得開心嗎？

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‪其實還挺不錯的

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‪-是喔
‪-法蘭克和我

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{\an8}‪參加自由女神像的環狀觀光路線…

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‪我知道我有問，但我早就沒在聽了

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‪我沒興趣，我努力要提起勁了

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‪是真的，妳買什麼送我？

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‪我沒買東西送你

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‪什麼？妳每次都會帶伴手禮給我

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‪這次就沒有，好嗎？

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{\an8}‪不好，我看到妳拿在手上了，給我

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{\an8}‪好啦

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{\an8}‪-妳送我什麼？
‪-你一定會很喜歡

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{\an8}‪“咬下大蘋果”

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‪我知道你只穿特別內褲

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‪時機抓得真好

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{\an8}‪另一件內褲
‪“猛犬出柵”的鬆緊帶正好鬆了

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‪茉根有再來看賽車嗎？

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{\an8}‪其實呢，我看不到我們的未來

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{\an8}‪所以只好放她自由了

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{\an8}‪她是狠狠甩掉你嗎？

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‪像在甩換洗衣服一樣，超用力

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‪你說你們進行得很順利耶

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{\an8}‪我那時是不想毀掉妳的週末

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{\an8}‪我跟她說我想要談感情

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{\an8}‪她看著我的表情就像…

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{\an8}‪妳有沒有看過
‪發現自己要洗澡的狗？

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‪牠們會這樣

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‪-我也好幾次想閃過那些澡
‪-是啊

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‪總之就是結束了

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‪她大概只是在利用我吧

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‪利用什麼？

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‪利用什麼？看看我，妳覺得呢？

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‪對喔，拿來處理剩菜

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‪妳只是在氣我沒聽妳的故事

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‪對，你害我難堪，我在發脾氣

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‪好啦

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‪-傑克看醫生回來了
‪-太好了

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‪聽著，我會開始多加傾聽

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‪這是我的毛病，我真的想知道
‪妳跟法蘭克玩得如何？

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‪自由女神像原來不是…

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‪我又錯了，聽第二次更無聊

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‪小子，告訴我結果如何吧

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‪我能開車了，醫生說我的腦袋恢復了

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‪是恢復到嬰兒時期嗎？

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‪-這上面可不是那麼說的
‪-拿反了

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‪你真的有去看醫生嗎？

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‪你上次就說謊

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‪那是因為那次我有事要隱瞞

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‪我沒事要隱瞞時，妳就該相信我

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‪阿米爾，檢查一下

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‪不是蠟筆寫的，沒用表情符號

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‪傑克，急性發病期是什麼？

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‪性發期？我一直都在性發期

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‪好，他能開車了

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‪太好了

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‪查克，調整車輛，他要回歸寶座了

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‪-交給我
‪-等一下，我們該討論一下

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‪討論什麼？傑克很健康

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‪潔西也是

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‪妳可以感謝她幫忙替補
‪但傑克已經康復了

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‪查克，開始調整車輛

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‪查克，先別動

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‪查克，看我這邊，立刻調整車輛

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‪查克要先去追劇

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‪讓你們兩個吵出結論

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‪阿米爾，去調整車輛

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‪阿米爾，別給我碰車

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‪阿米爾，看我這邊，立刻調整車輛

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‪好了，你要去哪？

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‪我要去躲在廁所裡

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‪妳害我看起來像個白癡一樣

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‪這可完全沒難度

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‪我答應傑克會讓他重回駕駛座

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‪那是你弄錯了

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‪跟你犯的其他錯誤堆在一起吧

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‪知道我最大的錯誤是啥嗎？

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‪沒學過識字？

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‪很好

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‪潔西對車隊的未來最好

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‪除非妳不想贏了

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‪我來這裡以後，傑克贏過什麼？

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‪過去五場比賽有三場是前十名完賽

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‪雖然以下對我的論點沒什麼幫助

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‪但他在官網上贏了最帥笑容

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‪本來還能贏最帥頭髮

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‪但他留了髮髻

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‪留髮髻永遠都是錯誤

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‪潔西的表現還不錯

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‪不錯？她的首賽拿32名

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‪第二場甚至還未完賽

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‪如果這樣妳能接受

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‪那乾脆省點錢找會計部的盧來開

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‪凱文，他才剛中風

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‪不是右半邊，他會沒事啦

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‪好啦，今早已經有新贊助商

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‪因為潔西而來找我接洽了

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‪真的假的？是製造升降椅
‪給老人上下樓的廠商嗎？

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‪“這真好玩”

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‪“幾乎跟走路差不多快耶”

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‪-隨便…
‪-"等等

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‪我剛剛超過潔西了”

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‪隨便你，我的心意已決

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‪承認吧，這是因為她是女人

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‪有一部分是，這很受公司喜愛

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‪這是生意，我們要賺錢

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‪運動員不該因為受傷而丟掉工作

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‪威利皮普就是，他有一次頭痛
‪教練換盧蓋瑞格上場

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‪再來兩千場比賽都由盧蓋瑞格先發

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‪妳這一手留多久了？

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‪今早上網查的
‪因為我早料到會吵這一架

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‪你還有話說嗎？

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‪沒有

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‪運動冷知識被拿來作惡還真可悲

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‪凱瑟琳史賓瑟

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‪不識字咧

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‪你敢相信嗎？

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‪你支持傑克還是潔西？

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‪我支持查克

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‪我盡量不要對同事生出感情

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‪除了我以外？

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‪你有時候好像故意要我傷你，阿米爾

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‪-兩位好
‪-凱瑟琳

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‪我想你們也知道

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‪凱文在季末就會告別巴比史賓瑟車隊

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‪-什麼？
‪-我不敢相信

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‪連1919年的白襪隊都比你們會說謊

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‪我最近看了很多運動冷知識

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‪總之，你們是總車長與總工程師

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‪我當然會找你們面試總技師

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‪有興趣的話把履歷寄給我

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‪我們再談談

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‪好，謝謝

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‪真可恥

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‪我們最好是會在凱文背後捅一刀

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‪搶走他的工作

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‪她根本不瞭解我們

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‪我願意為凱文擋子彈

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‪那當然

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‪不過擋子彈可能不會，拳頭就沒問題

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‪對，不過要看出拳的人是誰

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‪-怎麼說？
‪-如果是康納麥葛瑞格

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‪那我才不要去擋

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‪-當然，我們又不想自殺，對吧？
‪-沒錯

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‪而且如果康納要揍凱文…

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‪-他大概是自己活該
‪-他大概活該

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‪但如果是比較弱的人動手

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‪例如小孩子，那我絕對擋

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‪-中學以下？
‪-對

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‪不成問題

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‪不過這也不重要，對吧？

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‪因為我們不會這樣對待朋友

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‪而且我根本沒信心勝任那份工作

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‪我能勝任，只是不會那樣對凱文

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‪對，我也不會

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‪而且凱文跟凱瑟琳一定會把話說開

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‪對，他們每次都會

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‪但要是沒說開呢？

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‪-嘿
‪-嘿，傑克

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‪你先坐下吧

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‪你確定凱瑟琳不會把椅子抽走
‪拿去給潔西坐嗎？

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‪聽著，我…

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‪我不知該怎麼告訴你，我找她談過了

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‪她要選潔西當車手

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‪什麼？你明明答應過我能拿回位子

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‪我還苦苦求她，你知道嗎？

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‪我從來沒想到巴比史賓瑟的女兒

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‪會拒絕成就她父親大業的功臣

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‪就像聖誕老人的小孩

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‪不相信聖誕節一樣

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‪聖誕老人沒生小孩

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‪我們都是他的孩子

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‪重點是

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‪我不會放棄

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‪-你知道哈斯車隊的馬克杜力嗎？
‪-知道

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‪你知道嗎？他在找人

202
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‪沒錯

203
00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:17,366
‪我跟他提了我們的處境

204
00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:18,655
‪我明天要和他吃午餐

205
00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:19,828
‪要是沒成功呢？

206
00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,206
‪那我就打給賽車界每支車隊

207
00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,550
‪我幫你打造一輛專屬賽車

208
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‪親手打造

209
00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,054
‪不是我親手，不知道我怎麼這麼說

210
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‪查克會打造，我監督

211
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‪我很感激

212
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‪不過或許已經結束了

213
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‪什麼？

214
00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,308
‪才沒有結束，離結束還很遠

215
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‪感覺就不遠了
‪你當初怎麼知道自己完了？

216
00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,608
‪一開始我拒絕相信

217
00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:48,693
‪我在馬丁斯維爾賽道
‪撞上護牆時背部嚴重受創

218
00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:53,950
‪我記得醫生跟我說一天要復健四小時

219
00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,123
‪知道我做了多少嗎？

220
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‪20小時

221
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‪沒錯，我睡在健身房裡

222
00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,831
‪隨便仰臥推舉個130公斤

223
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‪老實說，現在大概還是可以

224
00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:05,919
‪那結果呢？

225
00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:08,053
‪我拍了下來，未免有人不相信

226
00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:09,670
‪有錄放影機嗎？我能播給你看

227
00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:11,224
‪不是，我是說開賽車

228
00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,050
‪我變壯了

229
00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,684
‪但我的背一直都沒康復

230
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,137
‪所以我就騙巴比說我能開車

231
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,425
‪但他卻心裡有數

232
00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,645
‪我記得他把筆丟掉地上，說道

233
00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,518
‪“要是你能撿起來，位子就歸你”

234
00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,360
‪我這輩子沒哭過

235
00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:29,861
‪但要是有的話，一定就是那天

236
00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:31,904
‪貝絲給你看小狗影片時，你就哭了

237
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,115
‪-你有看到牠的後腿嗎？
‪-沒看到

238
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‪對，因為牠沒後腿

239
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,156
‪牠只有輪子

240
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,410
‪但對牠根本沒差

241
00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:42,706
‪因為牠很開心在房子裡溜來溜去

242
00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,212
‪至少到樓梯前都很開心

243
00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,301
‪不知道那段幹嘛不剪掉

244
00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,803
‪總之重點就是

245
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,629
‪當我沒戲唱了以後，巴比收留了我

246
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,338
‪他訓練我當總技師

247
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,758
‪你還想念賽車嗎？

248
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,056
‪你是在開玩笑嗎？

249
00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,558
‪每天都想

250
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,730
‪每次你轉彎，我整個人都會左傾
‪好像是我在開車一樣

251
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:04,686
‪天啊

252
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:08,356
‪多年以後，等你退休的那天來臨

253
00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,823
‪我會學巴比照顧我一樣照顧你

254
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:14,818
‪我很感激

255
00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:16,905
‪不過長這麼帥是不可能當總技師的

256
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,447
‪我無意冒犯，你就當得很棒

257
00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:21,872
‪其實你有更多選擇

258
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,044
‪你可以開五金行

259
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,754
‪我完全相信你能運送家具

260
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:28,785
‪你可以當鎖匠

261
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,585
‪你可以當水管工

262
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,424
‪開保齡球館也可以想像

263
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:34,337
‪好

264
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,591
‪跟你聊得很開心，傑克

265
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,638
‪好，數據是多少？

266
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,685
‪等我一下，我在檢查信箱

267
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,727
‪是在特別等什麼嗎？

268
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,525
‪就通常那些，信件嘛

269
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:52,936
‪朋友寄來的

270
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,446
‪你交的下一個朋友
‪會是你交到的第一個朋友

271
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‪給我看

272
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,659
‪好了，快點承認吧

273
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,543
‪我已經在你虛假的臉上看出來了

274
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,921
‪好啦，我應徵了凱文的職位

275
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,248
‪我在等凱瑟琳回信

276
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,880
‪你是哪種人啊？

277
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,965
‪竟然背叛我們最好的朋友

278
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,929
‪你的不忠真是駭人聽聞

279
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,430
‪凱文再幾個月就要走了

280
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,852
‪總得有人補他的位置

281
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,390
‪而且薪水高很多

282
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,643
‪我終於可以送家人去迪士尼樂園

283
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,225
‪而且新工作會讓我忙到不能去
‪這是雙贏

284
00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,982
‪昨天你還說覺得自己不夠格

285
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:34,065
‪因為我知道你如果覺得我不會應徵

286
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,071
‪你也不會應徵

287
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:36,572
‪這就叫商業頭腦，查克

288
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,494
‪這也再次證明我為什麼比你夠格

289
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,493
‪我昨天就應徵了

290
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,616
‪沒錯

291
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:48,043
‪從凱文僱用我那天開始
‪我就把應徵總技師的履歷準備好了

292
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,840
‪你…

293
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,338
‪-沒錯
‪-你這個王八蛋

294
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:57,006
‪等我當上總技師
‪我會記得你這次的沒人品表現

295
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,721
‪我寧願把這裡一把火燒掉

296
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,091
‪也不要讓你當頭頭

297
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:03,097
‪你看，就是那種暴力威脅

298
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,600
‪讓你更為不適任

299
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:05,812
‪-我不適任？
‪-對

300
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:06,931
‪我不適任？

301
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,517
‪我再說第三次

302
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,522
‪我不適任？

303
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,444
‪每次這裡一發生問題

304
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,023
‪你就抖得像雛鳥一樣

305
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:17,358
‪你比我前妻的陶瓷娃娃還脆弱

306
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,275
‪我既然能打破那些，我也能搞壞你

307
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,373
‪給我數據！

308
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,120
‪馬克，謝謝你過來一趟

309
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,838
‪我很想起來打招呼

310
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,415
‪但我的健身教練
‪今早要我做50次深蹲

311
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,715
‪我的雙腿痠得跟踩到檸檬一樣

312
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,429
‪了不起，我有次在健身房
‪做了100下伏地挺身

313
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,547
‪還得叫優步才能回家

314
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,507
‪我不得不用鼻子撥號

315
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,102
‪我們就跳過沙拉

316
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,814
‪直接上主菜吧

317
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,734
‪傑克是很出色的賽車手

318
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,812
‪但他跟你們車隊的契約還在

319
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:57,278
‪我沒跟你老闆談過之前
‪不可能先開條件

320
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:59,279
‪不對，首先，他丟掉位子了

321
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,071
‪我是很想邀請凱瑟琳來

322
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,695
‪但我現在有點討厭她

323
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,412
‪不太想看到她那張蠢臉

324
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,662
‪不是凱瑟琳

325
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,120
‪巴比！

326
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,043
‪馬克杜力親臨耶，你還在作弊嗎？

327
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,752
‪如果你想知道的話
‪我現在還是獲勝連連

328
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,633
‪你怎麼站起來的，酸檸檬？

329
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,880
‪為了巴比史賓瑟，爬也要爬起來

330
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:18,923
‪他有那個資格

331
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,666
‪你怎麼從夏威夷回來了？

332
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,759
‪我下週就要回去了

333
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,974
‪我一直在基督教青年會學浮潛做準備

334
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:30,935
‪我告訴你，像一頭巨大水鳥漂在水上

335
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,138
‪那時感到的自由

336
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,688
‪不輸我洗劫那個嬉皮技工的午餐

337
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,362
‪吃掉三塊大麻蛋糕的那一次

338
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:37,687
‪超瘋的

339
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,065
‪記得你帶著羅馬蠟燭爬上屋頂嗎？

340
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,662
‪查克電擊了你三次，你還是不倒下

341
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,743
‪我其實有點喜歡

342
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,655
‪對

343
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:49,542
‪你身體撞到冰淇淋車頂的聲音

344
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,620
‪真的是有夠扯

345
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,504
‪-我不會再來一次了
‪-不要

346
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,634
‪找我來有什麼事？

347
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,418
‪我讓凱文說吧

348
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,762
‪傑克的腦震盪已經好了

349
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,719
‪然後凱瑟琳不讓他回去當車手

350
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,220
‪她要讓潔西出賽？

351
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,144
‪她是好孩子，但傑克比她快多了

352
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,761
‪她一點都不退讓

353
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,348
‪所以我問馬克能不能收傑克

354
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,523
‪我得保護我的車手，這是你教我的

355
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:16,022
‪我們在傑克身上投資那麼多時間金錢

356
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,105
‪你竟然要他去幫競爭對手開賽車？

357
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,110
‪這就像我付錢讓老婆整形

358
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,443
‪結果等她一拆繃帶

359
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,028
‪馬上就和戴爾傑瑞好上了

360
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,953
‪那傢伙真的很會收尾

361
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,081
‪閉嘴，他也搞上了你老婆，有吧？

362
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:29,624
‪有

363
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,119
‪凱文，我有一點受傷

364
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,876
‪你竟然直接找上競爭對手

365
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:36,918
‪而沒有先找我

366
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,301
‪我有找你啊，你叫我自己解決

367
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,588
‪你前腳剛離開，她就叫我季末走人

368
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,552
‪但我說你們兩人合作會比較好

369
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:44,472
‪就像唐尼和瑪麗

370
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,220
‪我不知道那番話為何對她沒用

371
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,342
‪但下場就是這樣了

372
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,849
‪所以我才把你叫來這裡，巴比

373
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,471
‪恕我直言

374
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,728
‪你女兒在這行的時間還不夠長

375
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,730
‪不知道傑克的本領有多好

376
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,272
‪但我知道，而且我有輛車隨時能開

377
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,026
‪你有輛車隨時能開？

378
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,778
‪戴爾傑瑞對我老婆也是這麼說

379
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,240
‪嘿，把門關上

380
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,079
‪這麼祕密幹嘛？

381
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,450
‪我剛接到凱文的電話，大消息

382
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:14,997
‪我只能告訴你們

383
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:19,171
‪我在小圈子內？我從來沒進過小圈子

384
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,501
‪中學時我被邀請過一次

385
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,376
‪不過那其實是要找另一個阿米爾

386
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,513
‪他有一整套風火輪小汽車
‪我根本沒得比

387
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,303
‪圈子內如果有這個蠢貨，那我要離開

388
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,055
‪你們倆別鬧了，這件事動作要快

389
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,968
‪史都華哈斯車隊要收傑克當新賽車手

390
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,138
‪他要讓凱文當總技師

391
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,814
‪凱文要你們倆一起走

392
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,685
‪那誰要當這裡的總技師？

393
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,612
‪誰在意啊？

394
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,649
‪傑克和凱文要走，我們也要走

395
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,733
‪我可以答覆他了嗎？

396
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:44,687
‪那邊薪水如何？

397
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,317
‪大概跟這邊一樣

398
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,200
‪所以就是你賺到了

399
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,910
‪這句話很有道理，阿米爾

400
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,530
‪你一定要答應

401
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,287
‪-是嗎？那你要怎麼做？
‪-對

402
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,539
‪你們不會想留在這裡啦

403
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,418
‪我看過應徵凱文職位的人

404
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,826
‪你們不會想要有他們當上司

405
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,958
‪-妳看過應徵履歷了？
‪-對

406
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,297
‪全部都看過了？

407
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,012
‪對

408
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,052
‪我想你們兩人都不會想要效力於

409
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,546
‪叛徒查克史塔布

410
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,268
‪或是背刺仔阿米爾拉強尼

411
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,400
‪阿米爾！你竟然應徵凱文的職位？

412
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,765
‪是他先的，妳看時間戳記

413
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,725
‪你們兩個都讓我作嘔

414
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,686
‪凱文為你們付出那麼多

415
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,146
‪你們竟然要面試他的職位？

416
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,150
‪我們進入面試階段了？

417
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:31,574
‪跟她說我沒興趣

418
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,117
‪先等一下

419
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,450
‪凱文真的有新工作嗎？

420
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,116
‪不知道，我們從早上以後還沒聯絡

421
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,825
‪貝絲，妳騙我們？妳怎麼能這樣？

422
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,876
‪你真的以為這招會有用嗎？

423
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,840
‪我只有這招啦！

424
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,010
‪我不會告訴凱文你們幹的好事

425
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,092
‪非常感謝妳

426
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,846
‪但這些我先留著

427
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,890
‪下次我問有誰想唱卡拉OK

428
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,231
‪你們要說什麼？

429
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,770
‪妳知道嗎？這樣太超過了

430
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,364
‪妳跟凱文說我能找新工作

431
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,860
‪但我的尊嚴，貝絲

432
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,031
‪我的尊嚴無法收買！

433
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,359
‪我的可以

434
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,950
‪而且價錢很低，清倉大拍賣

435
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:17,745
‪這是在幹嘛？

436
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:21,115
‪查克和阿米爾在爭執
‪等你走了誰該補你的職位

437
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,455
‪這個笑話好笑

438
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,553
‪希望我們今晚去唱卡拉OK
‪妳也是這麼好笑

439
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,262
‪跟馬克談得怎麼樣？

440
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:31,759
‪他邀巴比一起來

441
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,432
‪他衝著我吼，然後又衝著馬克吼

442
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,141
‪然後又衝著牆上戴爾傑瑞的照片吼

443
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,222
‪然後我們就走了

444
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,177
‪他還在吼

445
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,426
‪大概吧

446
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:41,977
‪我們應該要先警告戴爾傑瑞

447
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,901
‪雖然那只是張照片，不過誰敢有把握

448
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,186
‪-不是，我看到他就在那邊吼
‪-好

449
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,324
‪所有人靠過來

450
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,032
‪大家過來，凱瑟琳？

451
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:51,951
‪在你背後

452
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,909
‪妳偷偷摸到我背後，妳就跟妳媽一樣

453
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,660
‪她穿那些雪靴，我都聽不到她走近

454
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,543
‪媽從不穿雪靴，你想的是雀兒喜

455
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,539
‪當我們分不清老婆是誰時
‪就知道自己生命圓滿了

456
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,672
‪這是怎麼回事？

457
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,002
‪我不知道，也不在乎

458
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,377
‪這就是被開除的美妙之處

459
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,380
‪別這麼說，你明明就在乎

460
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,545
‪我不在乎，我告訴妳，我放棄了

461
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,351
‪我可能會開始穿那種五指鞋

462
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,638
‪就是每隻腳趾頭都有一格的

463
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,352
‪我知道，你每年聖誕節都傳連結給我

464
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,603
‪對，到底有什麼難懂的？

465
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,690
‪大家都到了嗎？

466
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,981
‪其實沒到的人也沒辦法回答，所以…

467
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,946
‪我剛發現自己為什麼沒人緣了

468
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,565
‪從我第一次爬上駕駛座

469
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:36,656
‪到我退休的那一天

470
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,120
‪只有一件事重要，知道嗎？

471
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,160
‪那就是贏

472
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,537
‪所以傑克馬汀是我們的賽車手

473
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,210
‪-好耶
‪-好耶

474
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,168
‪帥哥就是會有好報

475
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,496
‪抱歉，請繼續

476
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,923
‪-爸，我正要…
‪-我還沒說完

477
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,381
‪傑克如果要贏

478
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,671
‪就需要最好的總技師

479
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:52,585
‪也就是凱文

480
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,383
‪好耶，帥哥還真的會有好報

481
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,258
‪跟你共事是我的榮幸

482
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,604
‪你的表現絕對是第一流的

483
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,510
‪謝謝稱讚

484
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:03,597
‪要是能收到五指鞋
‪我一定能更上一層樓

485
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,694
‪我在看妳，貝絲

486
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,939
‪爸，車隊是我在管的

487
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,518
‪以後不是了

488
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:09,942
‪巴比回來了

489
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,194
‪-太讚了吧！
‪-巴比！

490
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,158
‪歡迎回來，巴比

491
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,246
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