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-Gentlemen.
-It's been 12 hours since I saw you.
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Who's in charge today? Bobby or Catherine?
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Maybe we can put a sign out in the lot
so we know whose butt to kiss.
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[chuckles] The only Georgia peach
you guys gotta concern yourselves with
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is this one.
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Georgia peach?
More like a bag of avocados.
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Oh! I love avocados.
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-[groans softly]
-Uh, yeah.
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What? There's fat in them,
but it's good fat.
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Thank you.
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Okay, uh, Jake,
we have to fly to Daytona tonight.
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I have a meeting with a potential sponsor,
and they really wanna meet you.
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Oh, Jake's in.
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No, I'm not. The doctor said I can't fly
for another month,
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'cause of the concussion.
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Something about
too much pressure on my brain.
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Breathing puts
too much pressure on your brain.
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I gotta drive down.
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Okay, guess I can handle it alone.
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Why don't you drive down together?
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A little bonding time.
It'd be like Thelma & Louise.
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Where they go on a crime spree
and drive off a cliff?
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That's not the one.
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The one with the girl who gets drunk
on a plane. Her friend's getting married.
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-Bridesmaids?
-No. No. It's, uh…
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There's four of 'em, they do crazy stuff,
and the mom gets all mad.
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I think there was a tiger.
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-Snakes on a Plane?
-Thank you.
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Gosh, you guys
gotta get out to the theater more.
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Anyway, it doesn't matter.
A road trip will be good.
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Sponsors love this kid.
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I'm sure they do, uh, but we can't
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because I wouldn't want Catherine
to miss her meeting.
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You got plenty of time.
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Not sure why you keep talking after
Catherine said she's fine to go alone.
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No. No. Kevin's right. We should do this.
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Yeah. This will be fun.
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Oh. "This will be fun."
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That's exactly what Thelma said to Louise.
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Kevin, didn't you see?
I was giving you my "no, no, no" face.
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Well, it looks a lot like your
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"Why do dolphins breathe
out of the top of their head?" face.
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They have a mouth.
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Look, point is, you should do this.
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Go with her. Get to know each other.
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She's not trying to fire you anymore.
Bury the hatchet.
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You know what she's like.
I don't wanna spend a whole day with her.
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[sighs]
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You're not wrong. It's gonna be hell.
I wouldn't want to do it, that's for sure.
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If you honestly don't think
you can handle it, just say the word.
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-Really?
-No. You gotta go.
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I didn't think you'd call my bluff.
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[theme music playing]
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On the way down,
we can listen to this amazing podcast
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{\an8}about Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos,
the fraudulent home diagnostic machines.
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{\an8}I guess we could talk.
What do you guys in the garage talk about?
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{\an8}Ah. You, mostly.
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{\an8}And other things that we like.
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{\an8}[Catherine] Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}-Oh.
-Oh.
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{\an8}-It's my truck.
-Yeah, I usually drive.
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{\an8}I like being in control.
Maybe you've noticed.
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{\an8}I'm literally a professional driver.
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{\an8}Yeah. Who works for me.
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{\an8}Oh, this is already fun.
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{\an8}Did you guys see that Hornets game?
Pretty crazy.
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{\an8}No, I was watching a documentary on
the Battle of Stalingrad in World War II.
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{\an8}Well, the Russians got off easy
compared to the Hornets.
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{\an8}See what I did there?
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{\an8}Hey. Did you tell everyone my news?
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{\an8}No, you can do it.
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{\an8}Maybe they can guess.
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{\an8}Well, having been a married man,
I know the only right answer is,
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{\an8}"Have you lost weight
and/or got your hair cut
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{\an8}and/or got a new outfit?"
Whatever it is, I love it.
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{\an8}We need more women here.
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{\an8}I'm getting married!
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{\an8}-Congratulations!
-Aw! Good for you, Beth!
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{\an8}That's why I was late.
My mom called me like seven times.
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{\an8}She just kept saying,
"I can't believe it. I can't believe it."
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[laughing] And I'm like,
"Yeah, keep saying it, Mom,
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because you haven't destroyed
all my self-esteem."
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Guess that means you are
going to New York. We'll miss you.
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No. Frank said he'll commute
so she can keep her job.
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Actually, I am gonna move.
We talked about it last night.
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If I'm in, I gotta be in.
You can't half-ass a marriage.
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Strong disagree.
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So, that's it? You're leaving us, huh?
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I don't know. Seems unprofessional.
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You swoop in here for 15 years
and sneak out in the middle of the night?
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I gave my life to this place.
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No. Big Billy gave his life
for this place.
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When you leave the loading dock
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on an oversized gurney
under a sheet, then we'll talk.
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[Chuck] Mmm.
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Boy, he could eat a sandwich fast.
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[chuckling]
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Well, not that last bite.
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When are you going?
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As soon as you're all right without me.
I need to look at condos with Frank.
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Well, you can go now if you want.
We can handle it. We'll be fine.
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Frank wants me to, but I'm not gonna
leave you guys right before Daytona.
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What? Do you think, we're gonna be like,
"Ooh. Where are the staplers?"
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"Where do you keep the wrenches?
Who's gonna do payroll?"
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Crap. Who's doing payroll?
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I'll get it all in shape.
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I know this woman at Penske.
She's looking for a job.
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But she's a friend so be nice.
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We're nice to everybody, all right?
Just make sure she's regular height.
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We spent so much
on step stools and booster seats.
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[chuckles] Oh, do you
wanna go over how much
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we spent on Ring Dings last month?
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I already like the new girl better.
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[rock music playing]
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Oh, there's a car stopped on the shoulder.
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So don't jerk the car to the right
and die in a fiery crash?
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Ha-ha.
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You got this.
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[sighs] I know this is awkward
with me trying to fire you.
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You did fire me. Twice.
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Nice, you counted that
without holding up fingers.
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I got a couple other fingers
I could hold up for you.
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I'm just joking around.
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Let's make this trip the official start
of our new relationship.
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-Okay.
-You're fired! [laughs]
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Uh, that was just another joke.
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Good one.
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You can always tell a joke is good
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when your heart starts beating funny
and you pee a little.
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Well, we've got hours to kill.
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Podcasts aren't your thing,
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I'm guessing current events
is off the table.
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So--
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We could play a driving game.
It's what Kevin and I do.
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We could.
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I'm used to playing it
with someone in a car seat, but sure.
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Let's give it a go.
What do you wanna play?
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Um…
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Oh! Punch buggy blue!
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Ow!
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-What the hell?
-You hit me.
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That's the game. You see a VW bug,
you hit the other person.
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Yeah, well, that's a stupid game.
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-Oh, punch buggy red!
-[tires screech]
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Ow!
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[police siren chirps]
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You were going a little fast.
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Thanks, Stephanie.
You are gonna love these guys.
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Kevin's a teddy bear,
Chuck is the salt of the earth,
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and Amir is… the chief engineer.
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Okay, talk to you soon. Bye-bye.
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You couldn't give me one compliment
on the way out?
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I was kidding. She'd already hung up.
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I could hear her voice.
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Let it go, sweetie.
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Okay, she's gonna be here at 7:00.
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I have everything laid out,
and I made her this manual.
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It has everything she needs to know.
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Hotels we have relationships with,
frequent flyer numbers, and--
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Are you kidding me?
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The muffins come from Costco?
You said you baked those.
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Yeah, it's a little lie
to make them taste better.
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-Do you bake my birthday cake?
-Of course I do.
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Just don't read page ten.
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Speaking of cakes,
are we gonna have a going-away party?
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-Absolutely. Let's blow it out.
-Yeah.
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No. No party.
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I am the only person here
who knows how to plan one,
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so either I'd end up doing everything
or it's gonna suck.
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Are you outta your mind? I throw a banger.
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-Amir, how great was your bachelor party?
-You didn't invite me.
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I told you. I had an old email address,
and I apologized.
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But it was pretty sick, right?
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Oh, epic. Epic!
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I never even saw the pictures.
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There are none. A party that good,
you leave the phones in the limo.
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-[laughing]
-Hot dog!
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No. No party.
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You know what? We'll take you to lunch.
How about that?
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Deal. But since it's for me,
can we please go someplace new?
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-What about that sushi place--
-Ah!
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Okay. All right.
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Oh, you know what would be nice?
We could all go to that Indian restaurant.
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Eee, not gonna happen.
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I have a crazy idea.
We could just go to the Pit Stop again.
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Hey, it's your lunch, right? [chuckles]
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You decide. You're the boss.
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Hey, Beth,
yesterday you broke up with Frank,
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and today you're marrying him
and moving away. What happened?
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Whoa. That's a personal question.
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Yeah, what did happen?
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You were there. You heard him.
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He apologized.
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He admitted that he screwed up.
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-And he gave you a ring.
-It's so big!
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[sighs]
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I gotta go. I gotta get ready for my trip.
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I'll lock up?
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It's your last day. We'll lock up for you.
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Meaning you'll sit
for another hour drinking?
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We'll drink for a half hour,
then launch footballs at Amir
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while he holds a rack of antlers.
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No. It's Chuck's turn with the antlers.
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Hold on, you might be right.
Let me check my calendar.
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Nope. Uh-uh. Still your year.
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So, the guy feels these two bear paws
on his shoulder.
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-Uh-huh.
-The bear says,
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"You don't come here to hunt,
do you, Dave?"
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[laughs]
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Oh, I'll remember that one.
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[chuckles]
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Sorry to pull you over.
You get out of here.
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Aw. Thanks, Alex.
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My pleasure, Jake.
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-You stay safe now.
-Hey, you too.
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[both laugh]
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[engine starts]
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Of course you got out of the ticket.
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You've gotten a ticket?
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Yeah. I mean, I don't really remember.
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Maybe one or two.
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You've never gotten out of a ticket.
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You're not ugly.
How bad is your personality?
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Or maybe I never tried to get out of it
because it's stupid and I respect the law.
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Or you can't.
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That's it. There's another cop up there.
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Move your dumb ass over.
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Okay. So when he pulls you over--
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-No. Don't you help me. I can do this.
-[truck accelerates]
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I mean, you never have.
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[siren chirps]
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Wanna make this interesting?
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It's gonna be interesting
watching you get tased.
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Twenty bucks says I get a warning.
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Easiest money I'll ever make.
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That's cheating.
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No, this is cheating.
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[indistinct police radio chatter]
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Did I do something, officer?
240
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,368
You were going pretty fast back there.
241
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,997
License and registration, please.
242
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,593
Oh, yeah. Um…
243
00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,418
Here you go. No problem.
244
00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:33,553
Wow. Maybe I should write you a ticket
for having such broad shoulders.
245
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,507
I'm gonna run these.
Y'all stay in the vehicle.
246
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:42,561
[laughing]
247
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,352
Broad shoulders? Why didn't
you just tell him he had good penmanship?
248
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,647
Watch and learn.
I'm taking it to the next level.
249
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,571
You don't have to pay me.
I don't want you to humiliate yourself.
250
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,071
No. There's nothing humiliating about it.
251
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,237
Know what? Let's double the bet.
252
00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,527
20 times two equals 40,
in case you can't do the math.
253
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,292
Oh, I--
254
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,867
I hope I don't get a ticket.
I just got a new insurance card.
255
00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:08,076
Please step out of the car, Miss Spencer?
256
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:10,594
-What?
-You got a warrant from 2013.
257
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,750
Public intoxication.
258
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,467
You failed to appear before a judge.
I gotta take you in.
259
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,972
Oh, spring break.
260
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:21,102
Step out of the vehicle,
place your hands behind your back.
261
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,809
Officer, when you frisk her, can you check
to see if she has 40 bucks on her?
262
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,310
[rock music playing]
263
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,896
Okay, I'm sick of being the deer.
264
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,573
A year's way too long,
I think we need to go month-to-month.
265
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,663
You need to learn to catch a football.
266
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,580
You're both throwing at the same time,
and I'm holding antlers.
267
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,541
God. She thought of everything. Listen.
268
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,541
"May 11th is the anniversary
of Kevin's last race."
269
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:50,463
"That's the day I like
to clean the trophy case."
270
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,093
"It gives him a chance to tell stories,
and it cheers him up."
271
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,129
Did you know she did this?
272
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,585
I know I hear those stories.
273
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,835
And it feels like
way more than once a year.
274
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,388
That's really sweet.
275
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:02,811
[cell phone chimes]
276
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,268
Okay, hold on a second.
277
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,064
It's Beth. All right, she made it back.
278
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,523
-She texts you every time she gets home?
-Yeah. Let me know she made it safe.
279
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,774
I guess that's the last one
you're ever gonna get.
280
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:13,727
What do you mean?
281
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,567
She won't text you from New York
to let you know she's home.
282
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,988
Wow. I never thought of that.
283
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,992
I got one of those every night
for the last 15 years.
284
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:26,544
I'll text you.
285
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,291
What makes you think
that would help the man?
286
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,134
I'm gonna miss her.
287
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,421
Yeah. We all are.
288
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,384
No. Not like that. I mean…
289
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,875
if Amir went to New York, I'd be fine.
290
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,846
Oh. Okay. Glad I made an impact.
291
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,008
You know what I'm talking about. I just--
292
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:49,020
I don't feel good.
I feel I might've screwed up here.
293
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,901
-Wait, wait, wait. What are you saying?
-I just--
294
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,271
She shouldn't be with Frank.
295
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,146
That's what I've been trying to tell you.
296
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,443
We just kept missing each other.
297
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,737
I was dating someone,
then she was dating someone.
298
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:05,122
-The timing was never right.
-The timing's not great right now.
299
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,449
It is never too late.
300
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,457
Just go tell her how you feel.
301
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,539
Look, I don't know how I feel.
302
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,335
Do you want her to leave?
303
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,338
No.
304
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,709
-You think she should be with you?
-Yes.
305
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,217
Yeah, well, that's what you tell her.
306
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:24,346
Okay, not to be the Rosie O'Donnell
of this romantic comedy,
307
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,140
but she's engaged.
308
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,222
To Frank. Who's a friend of yours.
309
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,137
Shut up, Amir.
We're talking about true love.
310
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,807
Everything else goes out the window
when you're in love.
311
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,896
What would you do
if someone asked your fiancée out?
312
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:37,902
I--
313
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,113
I guess I'd have to fight him.
314
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,574
But have you seen Frank?
At best, he does Pilates.
315
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,275
What's he gonna do?
Roll me up in a yoga mat?
316
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,616
[laughs]
317
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,245
Ah, so, go to her.
318
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,908
No, I can't.
I can't do it till it's right.
319
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,077
I gotta visualize the whole thing.
I gotta plan something.
320
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,091
I'll do it tomorrow
when I see her at lunch. Let's do it then.
321
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,841
She's tired of the Pit Stop.
322
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,303
I know what I'm talking about.
Listen to me.
323
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:06,974
We'll sit down at the table.
We'll order wings. We always get wings.
324
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,274
She always gets sauce
in the corner of her mouth,
325
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,598
and I always wipe it off.
326
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,063
And she laughs.
And that's when I'll launch in.
327
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,403
That is romantic.
328
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,321
Yeah. My wife and I,
we have a similar thing.
329
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,989
We'll be at dinner, she'll get
something on her face,
330
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,238
and I'll be thinking…
331
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,908
why didn't I marry Rebecca from college?
332
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,341
-All taken care of.
-Yeah. I didn't need help.
333
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,590
Are you kidding? You can't say thank you?
334
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,932
Thank you for what? The only reason
I'm in trouble is because of you.
335
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,549
I just kept you out of jail.
336
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:51,015
If there's a choice between a truck ride
with you and jail, I'll take jail.
337
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,138
And not a regular one.
338
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,144
No, a supermax one where
you're given a paper sheet to sleep under
339
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,857
and need to knock-out
the largest woman to establish dominance
340
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,109
This is why I didn't wanna
go on this trip with you.
341
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:04,111
Not because you fired me.
Because you're selfish and mean.
342
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:08,244
You really wanna do this here?
Okay. I've got pets smarter than you.
343
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,124
Big whoop. Dogs are smart.
344
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,450
Fish.
345
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,908
No one likes you. No one.
346
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,286
You think I don't know that?
347
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,383
-You crying?
-No.
348
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,710
You sure?
349
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,758
Keep asking. It's really helping.
350
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,972
-[sobs softly]
-I didn't even know you could cry.
351
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,313
When I moved back to Charlotte,
352
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,428
I thought,
I've got a chance to change things.
353
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:36,345
[chuckles] I'm gonna be fun Catherine now.
Everyone's gonna like me.
354
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,475
Yeah, well, that lasted two seconds.
355
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,441
God. What's wrong with me?
I can't stop myself.
356
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:44,565
[inhales]
357
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,822
Be like this.
358
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,159
This is someone everyone would love.
359
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,827
-You really mean that?
-Yeah.
360
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,289
After all the horrible things I've said?
361
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,834
Even after I pretended to see a VW
so I could punch you?
362
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,126
Yeah, I do mean it.
363
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,758
[rock music playing]
364
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,931
I know. Oh my God. Hey, she's here.
365
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,850
What is she doing here? She's early.
366
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:15,179
I was gonna be here first, get the table,
order a drink, be all suave.
367
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,265
Know what?
This is not working. Let's call it off.
368
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,981
Wait. Stop. Stop. What is wrong with you?
369
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,732
Kevin, please. It's Beth.
You've had lunch a million times.
370
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,566
But not like this. This is different.
371
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,901
Am I blinking a lot?
I feel like I'm blinking a lot.
372
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,913
I got this, man.
Okay, I'm better. Here we go.
373
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,031
[growls] How's that?
374
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,537
Oh. Yeah, that's better.
375
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:37,828
If your plan is to keep her
in a well in your basement.
376
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,873
-Just relax. You got this.
-Yeah, okay.
377
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,287
Here we go. Hey.
378
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,665
Hey. Come on, you guys, I'm starving.
379
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:47,462
Oh, Kevin, you are looking
very handsome today.
380
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,678
If I were a woman,
I don't know if I could resist this.
381
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,011
I'll just go sit over there.
382
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,806
Wait, are they not eating with us?
383
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,560
[low-voiced]
No, I thought I'd eat with you alone.
384
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,944
Uh, I wanted to talk you about some stuff.
385
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,192
What's up with your voice?
386
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,403
I dunno. It's just my normal voice.
387
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,943
[laughing] No, it isn't.
388
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,147
Kind of.
389
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,106
It's the voice you use
when you're nervous.
390
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,776
Like when you're talking
to an inspector at the track.
391
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,696
[mumbles]
392
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:18,623
[low-voiced] I'm just as shocked as you
to find an illegal part on the car.
393
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,161
[laughs]
394
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,037
-Who's hungry?
-[normal-voiced] We could order.
395
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,544
-She'll have the wings.
-Can I have the club sandwich?
396
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,456
-Can you do me a favor and have wings?
-I had wings last night.
397
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,216
So double up. I do it all the time.
I had wings for breakfast, okay?
398
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,469
-That's a lot of chicken.
-And chicken's fine.
399
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,101
Chicken's good for you. It's a protein.
It doesn't matter.
400
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,009
-Do this for me.
-Why is this important?
401
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,677
Can you order the chicken?
402
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,686
-Okay, I will have the wings.
-We're gonna have wings.
403
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,019
-We're out.
-No, you're not.
404
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,273
They're very important,
so get those wings.
405
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,396
-I'm sorry.
-Can you get 'em?
406
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,653
Kevin, can I just get the club sandwich?
407
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,992
I gotta look at something else.
What else is messy?
408
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,662
You're acting really strange.
And you're blinking a lot.
409
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,452
[sighs] Okay. Um…
410
00:17:58,535 --> 00:17:59,535
[Beth] What--?
411
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,405
[exhales]
412
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,536
Beth, I wanted to talk to you
about something
413
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,714
that we didn't talk about, and it's--
414
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,217
It has to do with the pamphlet you made.
415
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,721
And it got me thinking,
the things you wrote in there
416
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,142
-were kind of important to me--
-One second. Oh.
417
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,971
Oh, shoot, it's Frank. I gotta go.
He got me an earlier flight.
418
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,847
You can't go. Can I talk to you?
419
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,354
-I'm sorry--
-We're having a party. We have people.
420
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:27,556
No. He found this condo.
He really wants me to look at it.
421
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,188
-There's multiple bids on it.
-I know.
422
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,654
-I'll be back in a few weeks.
-Okay.
423
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,194
-We'll talk then. Okay?
-Yeah.
424
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,397
-[kisses]
-All right.
425
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,907
-Promise you'll see someone for your eyes.
-Yeah.
426
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,489
It's really disturbing.
427
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,865
Hey, guys, I'm sorry.
I gotta go. I gotta catch a flight.
428
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,253
Thank you for today.
You guys are the best.
429
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,250
-I'll check in next week.
-Wait, wait, wait.
430
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,128
-What's that?
-What happened?
431
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,460
I tried to force it, and it didn't go.
432
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,416
But, actually, the way I look at it now,
it might be better.
433
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:57,217
It's one of those clouds
and a blessing in disguise. Silver thing.
434
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,472
Because here's why.
435
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,644
I can do it in three weeks.
Better yet, I'll do it at the wedding.
436
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,813
No. No. No!
437
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,099
Are you grabbing my shirt?
438
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,857
Yeah. And I'm letting it go now.
439
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,526
But this is unacceptable!
Who cares if it isn't perfect?
440
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,821
What matters is what's in your heart.
441
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,617
Unless you wanna wait.
442
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,582
Hey, Amir is right.
443
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,502
Thank you.
444
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,790
-I read this article--
-Shut up, Amir.
445
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:31,631
Kevin, there are moments in a man's life
when he has to stand up and be counted.
446
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:35,132
Now, this is never easy,
but this is one of those moments.
447
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,675
You're not just doing this for you,
you're doing it for Beth.
448
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,757
And what's most important?
449
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,391
Well, her happiness.
450
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:45,682
Right. And where will she be happier?
451
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:49,187
Up in New York with Frank
or right here with you?
452
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,057
You know what?
453
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,025
I am ready to stand up and be counted.
454
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,359
-[huffs]
-I was wrong. We do have wings.
455
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,655
I can't even look at your face right now.
456
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,570
[Kevin] Beth!
457
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,083
Oh, you scared me.
I was going for my mace.
458
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,791
Look. I got something
I want to tell you. Um…
459
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,628
I wanted to give you this.
460
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,924
Oh, man. Sorry.
461
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,963
I just washed these,
they are super snug right now.
462
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,592
There we go. There.
463
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:20,836
What is this for?
464
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,928
Well, it's supposed
to be your Christmas gift, but--
465
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,231
It's a custom Pez dispenser
for your collection.
466
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,730
I had the idea a couple months ago,
and I had them make it up.
467
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,023
Is it me?
468
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,605
It was supposed to be you,
469
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,702
but my pants turned it into Rick James
coming out of the shower.
470
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,489
[laughs]
471
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,331
It's you dressed as
a Little Hoofer dancing.
472
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,198
When you were a kid, you know.
473
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,326
-Oh, I love it.
-Yeah.
474
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,082
You're even holding the first place trophy
you deserved to win,
475
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:54,455
if what you said about politics infecting
grade-school dance competitions is true.
476
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:56,756
It is.
477
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,631
This is the nicest present anyone
has ever given me.
478
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,138
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything,
479
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,180
but Christmas is four months away,
you nutbag.
480
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,265
Listen. I'm worried about you.
481
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,191
And I wanted to tell you that…
482
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,609
I don't think
you're gonna be happy in New York.
483
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:20,492
I think you belong here
with your friends and… and me.
484
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:24,031
It's sweet of you to worry,
but I am gonna be okay.
485
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,698
You know,
I've lived in a small town my whole life,
486
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:31,956
and now I'm gonna be one of those
fancy New York people that we make fun of.
487
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,290
And you know what else?
I know this sounds crazy, but…
488
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,416
I was thinking I'd try out
for one of those musicals.
489
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,085
You know how much I love
singing and dancing
490
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,304
-Crazier things have happened.
-No.
491
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,345
I don't think it's crazy at all.
492
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,138
I know I was going back
and forth on Frank,
493
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,265
but I'm really excited.
494
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:57,816
And I am gonna miss you so much,
but I'm gonna call you all the time,
495
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,899
and I'm gonna come visit.
496
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:01,777
-I promise.
-Okay.
497
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,161
Yeah, I mean, you're--
498
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,156
You're gonna be happy in New York.
You got this.
499
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:10,622
Frank better take care of you,
or else I'll snap his neck. Okay?
500
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,374
He just does Pilates, right?
501
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,173
I gotta go.
502
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,094
Love you.
503
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:19,375
Yeah.
504
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,131
I love you.
505
00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:25,467
[car engine starts]
506
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,309
[Kevin sighs]
507
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,364
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