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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪各位早

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‪我已經有半天沒看到你了

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‪今天是誰管事？巴比或凱瑟琳？

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‪還是我們在停車場放個告示牌

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‪才知道該拍誰的馬屁

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‪你們唯一要擔心的喬治亞蜜桃

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‪就是這一顆

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‪喬治亞蜜桃？

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‪比較像一大包酪梨吧

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‪我愛酪梨

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‪怎樣？雖然脂肪很多，但都是好脂肪

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‪謝謝

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‪好了，傑克，我們今晚得飛去戴通納

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‪我明早要和潛在贊助商開會

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‪他們真的很想見你

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‪傑克很有興趣

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‪並沒有，醫生說我因為腦震盪
‪還要一個月才能搭飛機

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‪好像跟什麼腦壓過大有關

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‪光是呼吸就會讓你腦袋壓力過大

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‪我得開車去

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‪好吧，我應該能自己處理

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‪你們應該要一起開車去

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‪培養一點感情，就像《末路狂花》

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‪他們連續犯下暴力犯罪

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‪然後開車衝出懸崖？

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‪不是那部

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‪是有個女生在飛機上喝醉

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‪因為她朋友要結婚了

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‪-《伴娘我最大》？
‪-不是，是…

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‪有四個人做一些瘋狂行徑

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‪然後那個媽媽暴怒

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‪好像還有一隻老虎

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‪-《飛機上有蛇》？
‪-謝謝回答

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‪拜託，你們該多上電影院

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‪沒差啦

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‪公路旅行對你們有好處

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‪贊助商都愛他

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‪這我相信，但我們不能一起去

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‪-因為我不想害凱瑟琳錯過會議
‪-你還有大把時間

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‪凱瑟琳都說可以自己去了
‪你幹嘛還一直講話？

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‪凱文說得對，我們應該一起開車去

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‪對，這一定會很好玩

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‪“這一定會很好玩”

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‪《末路狂花》裡也有這麼一句台詞

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‪凱文，你沒看到我剛才在幹嘛嗎？

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‪我是在對你做“不要”的表情

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‪看起來倒是很像

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‪“海豚為什麼用頭頂呼吸？”的表情

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‪牠們明明就有嘴巴

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‪重點是你應該這麼做

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‪跟她一起去，互相認識認識

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‪她已經不打算開除你了，盡釋前嫌吧

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‪你也知道她是怎樣的人

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‪我不想要一整天和她待在車裡

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‪你說得也沒錯，絕對會很慘

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‪要是我一定不願意

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‪你如果真的無法承受，說一聲就好

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‪-真的嗎？
‪-假的，你一定得去

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‪我沒想到你會把我隨便說說的話當真

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{\an8}‪我們在路上可以聽Podcast

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{\an8}‪介紹伊莉莎白霍姆斯跟她公司

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‪就是家用診斷機詐騙案

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{\an8}‪我們也是能聊天啦

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{\an8}‪你們在車庫通常都聊什麼？

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‪大多都聊妳

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‪還有我們喜歡的其他東西

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{\an8}‪-這是我的車
‪-通常都是我開車

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{\an8}‪我喜歡掌控全局

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‪你可能有注意到了

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‪我是職業車手

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‪對，而且是我的下屬

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‪這下就已經夠好玩了

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‪你們有看那場黃蜂隊比賽嗎？挺扯的

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{\an8}‪我在看二戰史達林格勒戰役的紀錄片

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‪跟黃蜂隊比起來
‪俄國人還算是逃過一劫

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‪懂我的意思嗎？

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{\an8}‪你跟大家說我的好消息了嗎？

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{\an8}‪還沒，妳可以自己說

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‪還是給他們猜猜看吧

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{\an8}‪我結過婚，所以知道正確的答案只有

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‪妳變瘦了嗎？妳剪頭髮了嗎？

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‪妳買新衣服了嗎？

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‪不管是什麼，我都很喜歡

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{\an8}‪我們這裡真的需要多幾個女性

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{\an8}‪我要結婚了

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{\an8}‪-恭喜！
‪-恭喜妳，貝絲

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{\an8}‪所以我才會遲到

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{\an8}‪我媽今早打了七通電話給我

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{\an8}‪她一直嚷著不敢置信

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‪我就說：“繼續說吧，媽

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‪反正我的自尊已被妳毀得差不多了”

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‪看來妳要去紐約了，我們會想念妳

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‪沒有，法蘭克說要通勤
‪這樣她就能繼續工作

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‪其實我們會搬去紐約

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‪我們昨晚談過了

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‪要結就要全心投入

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‪結婚可不能半吊子

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‪我強烈不同意

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‪所以妳要離開我們了？

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‪好像有點沒職業道德

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‪妳闖進來15年，然後在半夜溜走？

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‪-我為這裡奉獻了生命
‪-不對

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‪大比利才是奉獻了生命

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‪等妳蓋著被單用輪床從卸貨區推出去

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‪再來說吧

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‪他能用超快速度吃掉三明治

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‪最後一口沒吃下去就是了

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‪妳什麼時候要走？

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‪等你們可以沒有我的時候就走

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‪我得和法蘭克去看公寓

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‪妳想走的話，現在就能走

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‪我們靠自己沒問題

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‪法蘭克想要我立刻走
‪但我總不會在戴通納賽前夕丟下你們

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‪妳以為我們會怎麼樣？

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‪“訂書機在哪？

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‪扳手放在哪？誰要發薪水？”

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‪糟糕，誰要發薪水？

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‪我會處理

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‪潘世奇車隊有個很棒的女人在找工作

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‪不過她是我朋友，你們對她好一點

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‪我們對每個人都很好

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‪只是她最好有一般身高

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‪我們花太多錢在腳踏凳跟椅墊上了

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‪想複習我們上個月
‪花多少錢買巧克力蛋糕嗎？

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‪我現在就比較喜歡那個新人了

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‪有輛車停在前面的路肩上

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‪所以我不該向右急轉
‪害自己死於慘烈車禍中嗎？

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‪你自己開沒問題

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‪我知道這很尷尬

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‪因為我之前要開除你

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‪妳的確開除了我，還兩次

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‪不錯喔，不用比手指就數得出來

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‪我有其他手指能比給妳看

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‪我只是在開玩笑

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‪我們就讓這趟旅行

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‪正式成為我們新友誼的開始

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‪好

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‪你被開除了

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‪這還是在開玩笑

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‪好笑

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‪只要能讓我心律不整、稍微失禁
‪那就一定是好笑話

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‪我們還有好幾小時的時間要殺

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‪你不喜歡Podcast

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‪討論時事大概也不適合

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‪所以…

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‪我們可以玩開車遊戲
‪凱文和我常玩的

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‪好喔

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‪我通常是和坐安全座椅的人玩

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‪不過也好，我們玩玩看吧

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‪你想玩什麼？

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‪看到藍金龜就揍！

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‪-妳幹嘛！
‪-你打我

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‪那是遊戲規則
‪看到金龜車就打另一個人

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‪真是個白癡遊戲

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‪看到紅金龜就揍！

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‪你開得是有點太快了

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‪謝謝，史黛芬妮
‪妳一定會愛死他們

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‪凱文是大暖男，查克誠實又善良

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‪阿米爾是總工程師

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‪好，下次聊，再見

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‪妳都要走了，就不能稱讚我一句？

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‪我是在開玩笑的，她早就掛電話了

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‪我有聽到她的聲音

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‪別計較了，寶貝

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‪好，她7點會來

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‪我一切都整理好了
‪還幫她做了這份手冊

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‪她需要知道的東西都寫在裡面

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‪跟我們有交情的飯店

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‪航空會員編號，還有…

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‪這是在開玩笑嗎？

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‪馬芬是好市多買的？

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‪妳之前說是妳自己烤的

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‪我只是說點小謊讓東西更好吃

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‪-我的生日蛋糕是妳烤的嗎？
‪-當然是我烤的

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‪別看第10頁

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‪說到蛋糕，我們要開歡送派對嗎？

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‪當然要，我們熱鬧一下

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‪不要辦派對

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‪我是這裡唯一會策劃派對的人

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‪所以要不是變成我負責一切
‪就是派對會無聊透頂

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‪妳瘋了嗎？我超會辦派對

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‪阿米爾，你的脫單派對有多棒？

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‪你沒邀請我去

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‪我就說沒更新到你的郵件信箱
‪也道歉過了

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‪不過的確很屌吧？

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‪簡直經典

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‪我連照片都沒看過

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‪我們沒拍照片

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‪派對那麼讚，手機就要留在禮車裡

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‪說得好！

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‪不要辦派對

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‪-這樣好了，我們一起吃午餐
‪-好

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‪不過既然是為了我辦的

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‪可以換一間餐廳嗎？

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‪要不要去那家壽司店…

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‪好啦

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‪知道哪邊也不錯嗎？

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00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:07,649
‪我們可以一起去那間印度餐廳

200
00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:08,987
‪不可能

201
00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,238
‪我有個瘋狂的點子

202
00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,954
‪我們可以再去停站餐廳就好

203
00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,374
‪反正是要為妳聚餐嘛

204
00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,539
‪交給妳決定，妳是老大

205
00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:19,171
‪貝絲，妳昨天才和法蘭克分手

206
00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,328
‪今天卻要嫁給他，搬離這裡

207
00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:22,247
‪發生了什麼事？

208
00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,130
‪這問題太私人了

209
00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,382
‪究竟發生什麼事？

210
00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,133
‪你也在場聽到他說的了

211
00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:28,882
‪他道歉了

212
00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:30,836
‪他承認他搞砸了

213
00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,177
‪-還給了妳一枚戒指
‪-好大一枚

214
00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,310
‪我得走了，得做好上路的準備

215
00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:39,232
‪我鎖門？

216
00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,100
‪這是妳的最後一天，我們幫妳鎖

217
00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,477
‪也就是說你們會再喝一個小時

218
00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:45,268
‪我們大概會喝半個小時

219
00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,778
‪然後就用球砸阿米爾

220
00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:47,989
‪同時他要拿著一對鹿角

221
00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:50,659
‪等一下，應該換查克拿鹿角了

222
00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,238
‪你可能說得沒錯，我看看行事曆

223
00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,034
‪不對，今年都是你負責

224
00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,959
‪這個人感到兩隻熊掌放在他肩膀上

225
00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:01,960
‪這頭熊說

226
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,252
‪“你不是來打獵的吧，戴夫？”

227
00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:10,508
‪我一定會記得這個笑話

228
00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,045
‪抱歉把你攔下來，你能走了

229
00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,347
‪謝謝你，艾力克斯

230
00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:17,560
‪不客氣，傑克

231
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,310
‪-注意安全喔
‪-你也是

232
00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,820
‪你就這樣閃掉一張罰單

233
00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,316
‪妳被開過罰單？

234
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,781
‪有，雖然不是記得很清楚

235
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:35,528
‪大概一、兩張吧

236
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,116
‪妳從沒逃過半張罰單

237
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:41,037
‪妳又不醜，妳到底有多不討喜啊？

238
00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,869
‪也有可能是我從未求饒過

239
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,918
‪因為這樣很蠢，而且我尊重法律

240
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,342
‪又或許妳辦不到

241
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:49,668
‪我受夠了

242
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,666
‪前面有另一個警察

243
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:52,837
‪給我讓開

244
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,932
‪等他攔妳停車…

245
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,432
‪你別幫我，我自己辦得到

246
00:09:58,514 --> 00:09:59,974
‪可是妳從沒辦到過

247
00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,600
‪想要再刺激一點嗎？

248
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,935
‪到時候看妳被電擊就很刺激了

249
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,111
‪我賭20元，押我只會被口頭訓誡

250
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,113
‪那會是我所賺過最輕鬆的錢

251
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:13,987
‪這是作弊

252
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,621
‪不對，這才是作弊

253
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,195
‪我做錯什麼了嗎，警官？

254
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,908
‪妳剛才開得很快

255
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,827
‪請出示行照駕照

256
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:26,916
‪好

257
00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:29,001
‪拿去，沒問題

258
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,553
‪我或許該開你罰單，罰你胸膛太寬

259
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,507
‪我去查一下紀錄，你們待在車裡別動

260
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,142
‪胸膛太寬？

261
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:46,346
‪妳乾脆說他字跡很漂亮好了

262
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,647
‪你好好學著，我要加把勁了

263
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,571
‪妳不用付我錢，我不想看妳自取其辱

264
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,741
‪不會，根本沒什麼好羞辱的

265
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,237
‪我們賭注加倍

266
00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,527
‪20乘以2等於40
‪我先算好，免得你不會算

267
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,292
‪我…

268
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,457
‪希望我不會被開罰單，警官

269
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:05,868
‪我才剛拿到新的保險卡

270
00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:07,496
‪麻煩請下車，史賓瑟小姐

271
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,174
‪什麼？

272
00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:10,631
‪妳有一張2013年的傳票

273
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:13,381
‪公共醉酒罪，妳沒準時出庭

274
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,474
‪我現在得帶妳回局裡

275
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,552
‪春假那次啊

276
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,512
‪請下車，雙手放到背後

277
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:23,888
‪警官，你搜她身的時候

278
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,944
‪可以看看她身上有沒有40元嗎？

279
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,896
‪我不想再當鹿了

280
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,573
‪一年太長了，我們應該要每月換人

281
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,663
‪你應該要學會怎麼接球

282
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,120
‪你們同時砸我，我還拿著鹿角耶

283
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,541
‪天啊，她什麼都設想到了，你們聽

284
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,541
‪“5月11日是凱文最後一次出賽紀念日

285
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:50,043
‪我會在這天打掃獎盃櫃

286
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,553
‪讓他有機會話當年

287
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,748
‪這能讓他開心起來”

288
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,129
‪你知道她會做這個嗎？

289
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,585
‪我都有聽那些當年勇

290
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,835
‪感覺一年聽一次還是太多了

291
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,387
‪她好體貼

292
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,268
‪好，等一下

293
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,644
‪是貝絲，她到家了

294
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,943
‪她每次回家都會傳簡訊給你？

295
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,519
‪對，這樣我才知道她平安到家

296
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,774
‪這是你所能收到的最後一封了

297
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:13,727
‪什麼意思？

298
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,567
‪她又不會從紐約傳簡訊跟你報平安

299
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,658
‪這我倒沒想過

300
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,992
‪過去15年來，我每晚都會收到

301
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:26,544
‪以後我傳給你

302
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,291
‪你為什麼會覺得這樣對他有幫助？

303
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,134
‪我會很想念她

304
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,421
‪對，我們都會

305
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,884
‪不是那樣

306
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,875
‪要是阿米爾去紐約，我就不會怎樣

307
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,433
‪真高興我有影響力

308
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,508
‪你懂我的意思

309
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:49,020
‪我不太舒服，我好像搞砸了

310
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,441
‪等等…你在說什麼？

311
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:51,901
‪我只是…

312
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,271
‪我覺得她不該跟法蘭克在一起

313
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,146
‪我一直就是想告訴你這一點

314
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,113
‪我們不停錯過彼此

315
00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,651
‪一下是我有交往對象

316
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,317
‪一下是她有交往對象

317
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:02,872
‪時機永遠都不對

318
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,738
‪現在的時機也不對啊

319
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,449
‪永遠都不嫌太遲

320
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,457
‪你就老實把感覺告訴她

321
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,539
‪我不知道我是什麼感覺

322
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,335
‪你想要她離開嗎？

323
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,338
‪不想

324
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:16,709
‪覺得她該跟你在一起嗎？

325
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,706
‪該

326
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,007
‪那麼，你就這麼告訴她吧

327
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:24,296
‪我不是想要棒打鴛鴦

328
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,140
‪但她已經訂婚了

329
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,222
‪新郎是法蘭克，他是你的朋友

330
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,767
‪閉嘴，阿米爾

331
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,140
‪我們說的是真愛

332
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,807
‪戀愛的時候，其他一切都能丟在腦後

333
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,476
‪要是有人約你的未婚妻出去
‪你會怎麼樣？

334
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,685
‪我大概會跟他大打出手

335
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,574
‪不過你有看過法蘭克嗎？
‪他頂多只練皮拉提斯

336
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,695
‪他能怎樣？用瑜伽墊把我捲起來？

337
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,247
‪那你就去找她吧

338
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,908
‪不行，我不能隨便做

339
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,457
‪我得先模擬情境，我得做好計畫

340
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,091
‪等明天跟她去吃午餐，我就告白

341
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,841
‪她剛剛才說她受夠停站餐廳了

342
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,303
‪我知道我在說什麼，聽我說

343
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,514
‪我們就坐平常那桌

344
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:06,974
‪點每次都會點的雞翅

345
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,274
‪她嘴角每次都會沾到醬汁

346
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,098
‪我每次都會幫她擦，然後她就會笑

347
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,063
‪我就趁這時告白

348
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,233
‪非常浪漫

349
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,321
‪對，我老婆和我也有類似的行為

350
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,939
‪我們一起吃晚餐，她臉上會沾到東西

351
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:21,986
‪然後我就會心想

352
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,906
‪我怎麼不娶大學時的蕾貝卡呢？

353
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,236
‪（查塔姆郡警局）

354
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,921
‪-都處理好了
‪-我又不需要幫忙

355
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,590
‪妳是在開玩笑嗎？
‪就不能說一句謝謝嗎？

356
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,552
‪謝謝你什麼？

357
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,341
‪我之所以有麻煩，還不都是因為你

358
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,965
‪我剛剛才讓妳不用蹲拘留所耶

359
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,971
‪以後要是得從和你一起開車
‪或蹲拘留所二選一

360
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:50,885
‪我選拘留所

361
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,143
‪還不是普通的拘留所

362
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,144
‪而是最嚴密的，棉被薄得跟紙一樣

363
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,857
‪我得打倒第一壯女囚建立威信的那種

364
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,109
‪這就是我為什麼不想跟妳一起上路了

365
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,151
‪不是因為妳開除我

366
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,114
‪而是因為妳既自私又刻薄

367
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,654
‪你真的想在這裡吵這個？

368
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,238
‪來啊，我的寵物都比你聰明

369
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,124
‪有什麼了不起，狗很聰明

370
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,450
‪我養的是魚

371
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,908
‪沒人喜歡妳，一個人都沒有

372
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,246
‪你以為我不知道嗎？

373
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,383
‪-妳在哭嗎？
‪-沒有

374
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,710
‪妳確定嗎？

375
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,758
‪繼續問，真的很有幫助

376
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:28,969
‪我不知道妳哭得出來

377
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,263
‪我搬回夏洛特的時候

378
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,427
‪想說能做出改變

379
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,346
‪從現在開始會變得有趣
‪大家都會喜歡我

380
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,475
‪結果根本沒維持多久

381
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,651
‪我是怎麼回事？我阻止不了自己

382
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,822
‪妳這樣就好了

383
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,739
‪大家都會愛現在的妳

384
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:50,663
‪你是真心的嗎？

385
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,831
‪對

386
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,289
‪就算我說了那麼多難聽的話？

387
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,254
‪就算我為了要揍你
‪所以就假裝看到金龜車？

388
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,126
‪對，我是真心的

389
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,511
‪我知道，天啊，她到了

390
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,850
‪她怎麼會在這裡？她提早到了

391
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:15,179
‪我應該要是第一個到
‪佔好桌子、點好飲料，完全風度翩翩

392
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,265
‪這不會成功，我們取消

393
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,981
‪別走…你有什麼毛病？

394
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,152
‪凱文…拜託一下，她是貝絲耶

395
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,731
‪你都和她吃過上百萬次午餐了

396
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,566
‪但不像這次，這次不一樣

397
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,901
‪我在拼命眨眼嗎？我好像在猛眨眼

398
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:33,033
‪我行的，我好多了，這樣如何？

399
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,537
‪對，這樣好多了

400
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:37,408
‪如果你的計畫
‪是要把她關在你家地下室水井的話

401
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,873
‪-放輕鬆就好，好嗎？
‪-好

402
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,287
‪我們過去吧

403
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,665
‪你們快過來，我快餓死了

404
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:47,458
‪凱文，你今天看起來真帥

405
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,258
‪我如果是女人，還真沒辦法抵擋得住

406
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,431
‪我去坐那邊

407
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,806
‪等等，他們不跟我們一起吃嗎？

408
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,140
‪不會，我想說我們倆自己吃就好

409
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,944
‪我有些話想跟妳講

410
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,192
‪你的聲音怎麼了？

411
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,983
‪不知道，這是我正常的聲音

412
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:07,937
‪才不是

413
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,147
‪應該是吧

414
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,106
‪這是你緊張時的聲音

415
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,776
‪像是你在賽道和檢查員說話的時候

416
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:18,623
‪“車上竟然發現了違規零件
‪我跟你一樣震驚”

417
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,037
‪-有人餓了嗎？
‪-我們能點餐了

418
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,464
‪這位小姐要雞翅

419
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,672
‪能給我總匯三明治嗎？

420
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,132
‪可以幫個忙點雞翅就好嗎？

421
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,461
‪我昨晚才吃雞翅

422
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,216
‪那就再吃一次，我常常都這樣
‪我早餐才吃雞翅的

423
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,469
‪這樣吃好多雞肉

424
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,470
‪雞肉很好

425
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,101
‪雞肉對人很好，有很多蛋白質

426
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,009
‪-就當作是幫我吧
‪-為什麼那麼重要？

427
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,677
‪可以請妳點雞翅嗎？

428
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,686
‪-好，我要雞翅
‪-我們要雞翅

429
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,019
‪-沒雞翅了
‪-不行沒有

430
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,863
‪雞翅很重要，請幫忙生出來

431
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:46,976
‪-對不起
‪-生得出來嗎？

432
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,653
‪凱文，我可以吃總匯三明治就好嗎？

433
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,992
‪我得找別的，還有什麼會髒兮兮？

434
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,662
‪你現在行徑詭異，而且一直眨眼

435
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,082
‪好吧

436
00:17:58,535 --> 00:17:59,365
‪什…

437
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,246
‪貝絲，我有話想跟妳說

438
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,714
‪是我們之前沒說過的事，就是…

439
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,217
‪跟妳製作的那本手冊有關

440
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,759
‪-它讓我想到，妳寫進去的東西
‪-好

441
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,143
‪-對我來說有點重要
‪-等我一下

442
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,761
‪糟糕，是法蘭克，我得走了

443
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:19,967
‪他把我的班機提早了

444
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,847
‪妳不能現在就走，可以說一下話嗎？

445
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,194
‪-對不起
‪-我們要辦派對

446
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,348
‪大家都來了

447
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:27,556
‪他找到一間公寓，真的很想要我去看

448
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,568
‪已經有很多人出價

449
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,979
‪-我知道
‪-我幾週後就會回來

450
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,987
‪-我們到時候再聊
‪-好，沒問題

451
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,399
‪好

452
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,907
‪-答應我你會去看眼睛
‪-好

453
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,489
‪真的很讓人不舒服

454
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,825
‪兩位，不好意思，我得去趕飛機了

455
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,251
‪謝謝今天來送我，你們人最好了

456
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,960
‪-我下週再找你們
‪-等一下…

457
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,128
‪-這是怎樣？
‪-發生什麼事了？

458
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,460
‪我想要硬著頭皮上，卻沒成功

459
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,296
‪不過我現在一想，說不定這樣更好

460
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:57,222
‪就是雲什麼的成語
‪塞翁失馬的意思？什麼晴天？

461
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,472
‪理由是這樣的

462
00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,644
‪我可以三週後再告白

463
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,641
‪不然更好的是，我在婚禮上告白

464
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,813
‪不要…

465
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,729
‪你在抓我領子嗎？

466
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,857
‪對，我現在要放開了

467
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,896
‪不過你這樣讓人無法接受

468
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,525
‪就算不完美又怎樣

469
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,661
‪最重要的是你的心意

470
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,624
‪除非你想要繼續等

471
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,542
‪阿米爾說得對

472
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:24,450
‪謝謝

473
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,168
‪-我讀過一篇文章…
‪-閉嘴，阿米爾

474
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:31,631
‪凱文，男人的一生中
‪總有些時刻是要勇敢挺身而出

475
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:32,922
‪這麼做從來就不容易

476
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,045
‪但現在正是那種時刻

477
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,342
‪你這麼做不只是為了你

478
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,675
‪也是為了貝絲

479
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,757
‪最重要的是什麼？

480
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,391
‪她的幸福

481
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,892
‪對，沒錯

482
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,434
‪你覺得她在哪會幸福？

483
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,187
‪和法蘭克在紐約？

484
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,189
‪還是和你在這裡？

485
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,057
‪你知道嗎？

486
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,185
‪我準備挺身而出了

487
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,361
‪我搞錯了，我們還是有雞翅

488
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,235
‪我現在完全不想看到妳

489
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,570
‪貝絲！

490
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,082
‪你嚇到我了
‪我差點要掏出防狼噴霧器

491
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,331
‪聽著，我有話要告訴妳

492
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,498
‪我想把這個給妳

493
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,924
‪糟糕，不好意思

494
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,963
‪我剛洗過褲子，現在超級合身

495
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,592
‪找到了，給妳

496
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:20,836
‪為什麼要給我這個？

497
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,928
‪這本來是要給妳的聖誕禮物，但…

498
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,231
‪這是訂製的糖果罐，給妳收藏用

499
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,810
‪我幾個月前想到

500
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,095
‪就跟廠商訂做了

501
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:32,943
‪這是我嗎？

502
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,605
‪本來應該要是妳才對

503
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,702
‪不過我的褲子
‪好像讓它變成剛沖完澡的小詹姆斯了

504
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,331
‪那是妳跳土風舞的樣子

505
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:44,868
‪就是妳小時候

506
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,406
‪-我超喜歡
‪-嗯

507
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,826
‪妳還拿著理應屬於妳的冠軍獎盃

508
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:54,455
‪如果小學舞蹈比賽
‪真如妳所說的有受到政治影響的話

509
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:56,756
‪是真的

510
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,931
‪這是我所收過最貼心的禮物

511
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,138
‪抱歉我沒準備東西送你

512
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,180
‪不過聖誕節還有四個月才到

513
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:07,885
‪聽我說

514
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,265
‪我很擔心妳

515
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,061
‪我想告訴妳

516
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,609
‪我覺得妳在紐約不會開心

517
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:20,492
‪我覺得妳屬於這裡
‪應該待在朋友和我身邊

518
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,741
‪你為我擔心是很貼心，但我會沒事的

519
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,288
‪我一輩子都生活在小鎮

520
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:31,956
‪我現在就要成為
‪我們會嘲笑的新潮紐約人了

521
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,290
‪你知道還有什麼嗎？
‪我知道這聽起來會很瘋狂，但…

522
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,416
‪我可能會嘗試參與歌舞劇演出

523
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,085
‪你也知道我有多愛唱歌跳舞

524
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:42,634
‪而且就連更扯的事發生過了

525
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,348
‪不會，我認為一點都不扯

526
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,768
‪我知道我對法蘭克一直心意不決

527
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,265
‪不過我真的很興奮

528
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:55,766
‪我一定會非常想念你

529
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,816
‪但我會常常打給你

530
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,899
‪也會回來拜訪

531
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:01,777
‪-我保證
‪-好

532
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:03,781
‪對，妳…

533
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,156
‪妳在紐約一定會很開心，妳行的

534
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:09,952
‪法蘭克最好要好好照顧妳
‪不然我就折斷他的脖子

535
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:11,962
‪他只有練皮拉提斯吧？

536
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,003
‪我得走了

537
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:16,964
‪愛你

538
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:23,721
‪我愛妳

539
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,317
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