Kids, they'll be here soon.
Kids?
You ready?
You look lovely.
- You okay? - I can't do this up.
Let's have a look.
Mum normally does it.
I know she does, darling, but she's not here.
There you go.
Come here now.
It's gonna be a tough day, all right?
But we'll get through it together.
Hello. Hey, I got more tissues,
made some nice friends.
Crying in public is just a great way to meet new people.
Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I nearly missed a hug.
Right.
Are we ready for this?
- Not really. - Not at all. No.
No. No, me neither.
There you go.
You okay?
I can't do this on my own, Nikki.
But you're not on your own. I'm here.
I just--
Give it here.
I can never open 'em.
- There you go, sweetheart. Where's Scott? - Thank you.
He's parking the car.
- Will it be okay here? - Yeah, no. Mine's never been stolen.
I know. But you've got a--
Okay.
I've ran and got plenty of tissues anyway.
Why? Are you ill?
No, it's 'cause of the--
That might be Mum. Bless her.
Hi, Karen.
- Hiya. - Thank you.
- Come here. - We're hugging again. Great.
Hi, Jill, love. You all right?
I'm sorry I'm late, but John always used to drive.
I'm not used to doing everything on me own.
No, it's okay. Don't worry.
Life of its own.
You all right, John? How's the arm?
Yeah, fine.
This one hurts quite a lot though.
Okay, come on.
Hi. You okay, mate?
Did you get my message?
- I did, yeah. No one's gonna hug you. - Good.
We know today must be hard for you.
- Why? - A funeral.
Must bring back memories of Sandra's.
It's been two years.
Oh, Vic.
Is he all right?
- He misses Freddy. - Yeah.
Okay?
Yeah. Yeah.
You know you can still talk to him.
I'm not doing that, Nikki. It's mad.
He never puts his data roaming on when he's in Mykonos.
It'll cost me a bloody fortune.
Okay. We've got to go. Otherwise, I'll start hugging your dad again.
- Yep. - All right.
Shall we?
- Yeah, let's go. - Yeah. Okay.
Guys, we don't know how many people are gonna be there, all right?
But that doesn't mean that she wasn't loved.
Just remember, it's not about how many people love you,
it's about how deeply the ones that love--
Wow.
- No. - What?
No, I don't think she's gonna turn up.
- Who's this, then? - But we don't know that.
- Who we talking about? - It's been way too long.
- Who's that, then? - Kat.
Tyler and Princess's birth mum.
Every birthday and Christmas we worry that she's gonna turn up--
- And she never does. - But, Jase, it's her mum's funeral.
Yeah, but no one's heard from her for years.
Even Bev couldn't find her, bless her.
And do you know what? I doubt we'd even recognize her.
- Okay, she's brought a photograph. - Well...
- That's great. - No. I always carry it with me.
Well, that's not any better.
Look, she's not gonna turn up. Ever.
Don't. That's when someone does show up though, isn't it?
Like when you say something like that, like, right in that moment.
Boo.
Where's--
- Okay, say the opposite. - What?
Say the opposite. He's right, it's out there now.
- Oh, my God. - It's tempting fate. Untempt fate.
Do you know what? I really think Kat's gonna come back.
In fact, I'm very worried about it.
- Okay. It's better. - Yeah? Is that better?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Will you go and speak to Barry? - Who's Barry?
Barry. Bev's friend. From the hospital.
Oh, no. Please don't make me talk to that guy.
- No, he's terrifying. - No, he's lovely.
That's just his demeanor. He's old East End.
- He's dangerous. - No, he's not dangerous.
He's gonna stab me.
He's not gonna stab you if you don't give him a reason to.
Yes.
Is she a bit young for a funeral?
She's five.
God, you sound like the people at the archery center.
Should we sit there?
I always worry about my phone going off, so I've put it on silent.
Okay.
I left it in the car.
Well, you'll probably be okay then.
Jessica.
What's that?
It's Bev's dead body in a box.
We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Beverly Reid.
If I could ask everyone to stand for "Angels" by Robbie Williams.
Oh, bloody hell.
I sit and wait
Does an angel contemplate my fate
We knew our gran, and then we didn't,
and then we did again.
She was the funniest, fieriest person I have ever met...
So Bev, or should I say, the Beast of Bow,
as she was known due to her career at the local abattoir.
Having achieved all she could in the world of wholesale meat slaughter,
Bev made something of a gear change, heading to America with her mandolin.
Escaping on foot after being kidnapped on the Burmese border.
A passion for flamenco dancing that led her to Buenos Aires
- and into the arms of her third husband... - What?
...the choreographer Emiliano Núñez.
What's he saying? It's not true.
And to finish, a short message from the lady herself.
Right. So, did he read all that nonsense?
No, he's a nice boy, but he kept emailing me for something to say.
So, I got Gloria to write some old rubbish.
I know she's got a tale in her 'cause I've seen her tax returns.
Anyway, I've already said what needs saying to the people it needs saying to.
There's a 500 quid tab at The Tap and Bells under my name.
So, I'll thank you all for coming and have a drink on me.
And through it all
She offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
You okay?
I miss her.
Yeah?
Do you wanna take something to remember her by?
The order of service maybe or...
Well, we did say she'd always be with us.
Yeah.
Hello, Scott's phone and Scott.
Nope.
Scott. Come on.
Yep.
I'm gonna stop you right there, sir.
I'm very, very happy with the broadband deal I've got.
Enjoy, enjoy yourself Enjoy yourself
It's later than you think
Enjoy yourself It's later than you think
Enjoy yourself While you're still in the pink
The years go by
Look at this.
As quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself It's later than you think
Oh, no, it's one of them.
Enjoy yourself While you're still in the pink
Bit rough in here.
The years go by...
- This is so lovely. - Yeah.
Just the whole community coming together.
- Every single person is just so happy. - Right.
Give me the nod when you wanna make a move.
And he's gone. Okay.
Lenny. Landlord.
- How are ya, mate? - How are ya?
- Yeah, Jason. There's Nikki. Princess. - Hello. Hi.
- Hi. - Now, listen,
I know the old girl meant the world to ya.
So, we're gonna be seeing her off in style.
I got a piano man who knows 250 cockney songs.
It's not all that, sweetheart. They all use the same three chords.
Now, a few pointers for keeping safe.
Don't look at Mikey,
but if it does happen, don't look away first.
Go to the toilet in twos.
And whatever you do, don't ask Dean what he was inside for.
He don't mind talking about it, you just don't wanna know.
- Okay. Can we have two-- He's gone. - Excuse me.
Mom?
- I can't get through with Bev. - For God's sake. Tyler! Sorry. Tyler.
Okay, just-- Sorry. Just sit her over there.
- Dad? - Yeah?
I never told her I loved her.
She was already scared, and I just thought if people start doing out of character,
"I love yous," she's gonna know something's wrong.
But I wish I had.
She knew.
Really?
Yeah.
Of course, she did.
They always know.
When was the last time you told your dad you loved him?
My dad?
No. He's an old cat that doesn't like to be stroked.
You've never told your dad you love him?
Are you serious?
Do you even have conversations?
Yeah.
"What's the score?" is not a conversation.
He's probably dying to talk to someone, especially today.
Come on. In you get.
What's going on?
Yep. So, that's an 18-month contract, and you'll clarify the smart hub?
That's great. That's great. Thank you. Yeah. No. Well, no.
Do you know what? That's a real weight off actually. Yeah. Okay.
Thank you. Thank you.
Yes, and I will see you next Thursday.
Okay. Thank you. Thanks again. Bye-bye.
Right.
- There he is. - Hey.
Right.
Oh, my God.
This is all from Bev. Help yourselves.
Bloody hell. How did she afford all this?
Well, when she knew the end was near, she maxed out her credit cards.
They write it all off once you peg it, but she forgot no one.
She got Paul a new knee.
She flew Neil's sister over from Australia,
and she paid for Emily's defense lawyers.
She's as good as gold when she's off the gear, but when's that?
You know what I mean?
I mean, this is so generous...
but I don't think I feel quite right--
Oh, my God. Is that an air fryer?
You all right, Mum?
Shall I go and get Dad to help you with those?
He accidentally looked at Mikey. So, he's gone to sit in the car.
Okay.
- How you doing? You okay? - I'm-- Yeah, good.
- Yeah. - Good. Yeah, man.
Absolute salt of the earth.
Well, you probably know that better than I,
but she will be missed.
Let's see the old girl off in style, shall we?
Let me get some champagne for me and my friend.
Nice one.
- Thanks, mate. I appreciate that. - Of course, of course.
And if we could put it on the tab for Bev.
- Bev? - Bev.
Hey, can you start a tab for Bev?
- To Bev. - To Bev.
- Well? - Well, what?
Go and tell your dad you love him.
Go.
- You all right? Yeah. - Yeah.
I heard Chelsea might be in for Gonzalez.
- Good. I'll drive him there meself. - Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Look, Dad...
What?
It's okay. Nothing.
It's just that--
- Well, it's hard, isn't it? - Yeah. Well, it is. It's four lines, see?
- More to match up. - No, I didn't mean on the--
Back in the day, a mate of mine had a system.
There is no system.
Got a screwdriver, took the back off, stuck his hand in, took out all the money.
Okay. To be fair, that is quite a good system.
Look, I just wanted to say that--
I hope we get some defensive covering before we lose Gonzalez.
Oh, sorry.
Who are you looking for?
Scott.
Yeah, Karen says she hasn't seen him anywhere.
How do you lose someone that tall? I don't know.
There you are. Excuse us. Bev wanted Tyler to have this.
- What is it? - That is a computer.
Maybe the first one.
Yeah, it works well.
She didn't want her World of Warcraft character to die with her.
And this is for you, Princess.
- She left me a car. - What?
Wow!
I hope it was hers.
Hello. You're through to Scott.
Leave a message, though bear in mind I am now screen-free post 6:00 p.m.
Scott, where are you?
I want to go now.
They keep forcing drinks on me and making me sing.
You know how much I hate seeing inside people's mouths.
Oi, Dean's got you a spritzer.
Best not to keep him waiting.
Oh, yeah.
Where are you?
For she's a jolly good fellow
Okay, mate.
Mate, that's £538.40. Cash or card?
What's that?
And so say all of us
For she's a jolly good...
Thank you.
All right, darling?
Ah, thanks very much. Thank you.
Rough.
Have you done it yet?
- I'm building myself up to it, okay? - Okay. Yeah. Don't rush into anything.
Maybe meet a few other dads first before you commit.
It just feels weird saying it.
Only 'cause you haven't said it before.
Like when you were scared to say gracias on holiday.
It'll become normal.
- I did quite enjoy that by the end. - You were loving it.
All right.
- Off you go. - Oi!
Ah, Princess!
Now that you have your very own motorcar,
I wonder whether I can interest you in a disabled badge?
- Thirty quid each or two for 50. - I'm good, thanks.
Wait, how close can you park to Tesco's?
You can reach out the window and touch it, girl.
- All right, go on then. - Let's see the money first.
Right. I wanna tell you something,
and I don't think that I've ever said it to you before,
but on a day like today,
I just wanna tell you-- Well, don't look at that. Look at me.
I just wanna tell you--
Actually, no, that's a mistake. Can you keep looking at that? Yeah.
I wanna tell you that--
You know what? It's fine, mate. Don't worry about it.
What's the latest on Gonzalez?
Gonzalez. He's gonna stay actually.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - Okay.
Yeah. He's not perfect, is he?
But he does try.
I hope you know that, Dad. I mean, he really tries.
Yeah. Yeah. I know.
I think the thing with him is that it's a communication issue, isn't it?
You know, he doesn't really speak the language.
Well, he's not the only one.
I think it's hard for 'em to pick it up...
when they start late.
- Don't come natural. - Yeah.
And even if he can't say it...
I hope that people can tell that he cares.
Well, I can tell.
I love Pablo Gonzalez.
I love Pablo Gonzalez too.
- Have you seen Scott? - What?
- No one's seen him since-- - No.
What's the matter?
Nothing's the matter. You wouldn't understand.
- It's just football. - Yes, football.
- Yeah. - All right.
Anyway, we should probably be making a move...
- Yes. - ...shouldn't we--
- Making a move? - What?
You've only been here two hours.
- Is that not quite a long time? - Yeah.
Emily spent longer than that at Mickey Falcone's funeral.
And the word is she was the one that shot him.
You need to stay.
There's still some people you need to have a drink with.
- We can. Yeah. - That's not what we agreed on.
Here we go. These are for you.
- And these are for the kids. - No, they can't drink these.
- Tyler's 12. - Course.
- Dave, a couple of straws. - Coming up.
All right, nobody's leaving.
Earl, from the top, my son.
Let's sing loud enough for Bev to hear us, hey?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's a lock-in!
Enjoy yourself It's later than you think
Enjoy yourself While you're still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself It's later than you--
That's it.
Okay, that's it.
Take him. Take him before he catches our scent.
I need some help.
Okay, lovely. Got you. Okay.
Oh, bloody hell, Jase.
Is this it?
Okay.
I mean, it's not exactly--
I love it!
- There you go, my friend. - Cheers.
I'm Lenny, by the way.
Vic.
Your fruit machine's buggered, Lenny.
I'm having a lovely day.
Yep. Yep. Yep, yep, yep.
Definitely needs a bit of love. I mean, look.
That crankshaft there, that's seen better days.
It's okay, Jase. We're married now.
You can stop pretending you know about engines.
I mean, I know they shouldn't have birds nesting in them.
Mum?
- You okay? - Yeah. Yeah. All good.
Are you okay?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Look, if Kat didn't come back today, then she's never coming back.
I think we can afford to relax a little bit now.
It's been six years, and I'm still so scared of losing them.
I know. I am too.
But it's not gonna happen.
She's never coming back.
I think I was in the wrong pub.
I love you, Lenny.
I love you too, mate.
Come here.
Everything's gonna be okay.
It's just us now.
It's just us.